Unlikely lines from a children's book | Mock the Week - BBC
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'Where's the fat controller?' asked Thomas.
'He's now presenting Mock the Week,' said Gordon.
Bruh moment
You are soul 😅
I was waiting for this one to come up
😂😂
'The philosopher's stoned' classic Hugh.
classic high
Don't forget the classic "He was a very Hungarian caterpillar"!
“In the end, all the children died.”
That is literally the ending to the narnia books!
Wait, do they? I never read more then the first Book or watched more then the first film. I didn’t like them. Do they actually die?
I didnt know that either
Susan doesn't but yeah they do. Narnia also dies. Basically everyone's on a train together except Susan and they die on it in a crash or something and they end up in Better Narnia (heaven) and are super happy. Christianity, I guess.
@@asterismos5451 its funny because the narnia books are another way of telling the story of the bible- learned this in english
@@lisajiang4809 And then His Dark Materials is in some ways a response to Narnia being all Christian. Love them both though!
Ellie Taylor’s marmalade joke made me lol, but that hand gesture afterwards made me lose my shit 😂.
That subtle eyebrow raise too. Classic yet rather, no, can't say it.
it's not the hand gesture, it's the face she makes when she does it
@@TheOmegaRiddler It was the hand gesture for me.
The good lords work.
How that wasn't censored by the Woke/politically correct, humourless BBC is amazing!.......
2:48 I see someone has read all the Narnia books.
Spoilers! 😂
Some of us have, yes.
We're going on a bear hunt I've already shot Paddington and turned Winnie the pooh into a rug 😂
Does anyone know the address of the Bernstein Bears?
This comment is banned in China
We’re not scared!
I actually needed that translation!
Rupert is quaking in his boots and the 3 bears have gone into hiding.
2:48 - the “pfffftt” that came after “in the end, all the children died” had me in tears 😂
Also thank God for the Brits not being such prudes. In America this entire clip would be full of beeps censoring swear words.
Auriam what are you on about? They swear way more than the Americans and the Irish swear way more than them all
I think he's talking about not using those annoying bleeps to censor some words.
At least we can say shit on Twitter without being arrested
We're not prudes, and we have the genitals to stand up to threats.
Auriam it's because of the watershed
2:49. I’m pretty sure that was the ending of this week’s news
The first one is gonna take those who didn't watch the whole episode by surprise.
Ali Nadeem hugh Johnson. Or how it was pronounced, huge johnson.
I would like Ur comment but I don't want to change it from 69
Cora-san is King its Hugh Dennis
@@banjaxtheragman why do you need the r/? This isn't Reddit. There's a whole subreddit dedicated to making fun of people who link to subreddits outside of Reddit
Yeah I didn't watch the whole episode and I'm very confused
0:25 I love it when Hugh messes with Dara. Example: Commercials that never made it to air: "Dara O'Briain. We work so he doesnt have to."
The Hungarian Caterpillar tickled me so much and idk why
Hugh, the only original cast member left.
Dara?
Sam Shorto doesn’t count
The cast changes every episode but Hugh doesn’t
There is a reason for that... he is still funny, and his wit doesn't need to descend into the gutter to get laughs.
@@hippophile That's bollocks. Humour is subjective, you absolute drip.
slap slap slap slap “were goin on a bear hunt” slap slap slap slap “ive already shot paddington and turned winnie the pooh into a fuckkng rug” slap slap slap slap “were not scared” 😂😂😂
alex hodgson thanks, i actually needed that decoding of what he bloody blabbers out
"and they all lived miserably ever after" LOL
"My dog just died"
Didn't know this was 'The curious incident of the dog in the nighttime'
The Famous Five were a group of four children (Julian, Dick, Anne and Georgina) and a dog (Timmy) that solved mysteries. The series was written by Enid Blyton.
@@SidneyBroadshead George! She got very upset when people called her Georgina. A bit like Nancy, who hated being called Ruth (because pirates are ruthless).
"What big ears you have said little red riding hood"
"Fuck Off Said Grandma" 😂
That Paddington one had me laughing for a lonnnnnggggg time ! 😂
Can you explain that one? I'm not familiar with Paddington and I don't understand it
@@rylanschaeffer3248 Paddington loves marmalade
The Malfoy one caught me so off guard 😂😂
A great joke but even better way to describe Malfoy 😂
"Would you like to come to my island?" said the prince to the little girl.
😮
It was a more innocent time... sort of. At least, people wouldn't jump to the same conclusion about that line in the 1950s as they would today. (I don't actually know if that's from a book, or when it was published if it is.)
2:16 I get that... I love the famous five books by Enid blyton. They where the first books I remeber reading by myself that got me really into reading.
"Harry, the baby's yours" said Professor McGonagall
"That's right!" said the battery, "I am named after A.A Milne!"
“The safe word is ‘confusion and delay’.”
After she mentioned draco malfoy I WAS SHOOK!!!!!
Bollock Faced Grandad made me cry from laughter.
Ellie Taylor looking good in that dress
Bobby Jay Ellie Taylor looks good in anything!
Her jokes were crap though
Ellie's face looked a bit drawn. Is she with child or just overworked?
Moss Her jokes and the Thomas the tank engine one were the best in it. She’s channeling Frankie for that second one and you all normally think that’s hilarious.
She would look better out of it.
The craziest thing is, one of the earliest Czech children's books, _Broučci_ by Jan Karafiát, genuinely does end, basically, "in the end, all the children died."
(It doesn't say so in those exact words but what happens amounts to exactly that. I never liked that book.)
2:00 The best 15 seconds of TV so far this year... #EllieTaylor
She's hot and crazy.
She's neither hot nor funny.
I think Ed's "To Me!" joke topped it, though.
@@danb7856 Lol, why don't people comment on how male comedians look? Being a woman must suck.
She can open a jar of marmalade on me any time.
2:00 my loudspeaker was on and my cousin's parents literally told me to turn the audio off after hearing the marmalade joke XD
I love James Acaster!
From 1:18 to 1:28, to those wondering where Thomas The Tank Engine is during Big World Big Adventures (or Season 22/23 of Thomas & Friends)
2:50 Germany is that you?
Binge watching all the Mock of the Week videos....LMAO 😂😂😂😂
Hugh carried the show as usual!
John H what? Thought Acaster was very funny myself
James and Hugh are the only ones keeping this show alive
What about James??
Ok Boomer sounds like someone’s biased
Nah this round no he really didn’t
He had a few cute jokes but he wasn’t on his game
Some of the best were:
1:18
1:35
No.
‘In the end, all the children died”
Sums up Narnia chronicle
Paddington and the Marmalade... 😯😈😂😯😈😂
*I’m surrounded by funny people and I’m not funny, so just think of something shit and easy*
“In the end all the children died”
"I woke up and found that there's a Viking in my Bed! How much did i drink last night?!"
Oh my god I remember those books
Here's Bertie, the rail replacement bus service.
True Story, its Aug 11, 2023,
& just now at work, 0:15 popped in to my head and i had to find it. killing myself laughing
"He was a very Hungarian caterpillar!"
Why am I only starting to look at this now? This clip was hilarious. Hello from right in the middle of Canada.
Wasn't the one with the orange tie Pip in Bleak Expectations?
James Acaster is a treasure.
Oh my God I'm so dumb for at least half a minute I thought these must be obscure but real lines from little known children's books.
The "marmalade" was fun.
Ellie channeling Rik Mayall...
James Acaster is fucking hilarious 😂
So Christopher Robin spent the whole day playing with his beloved Pooh, and his mummy finally accepted she needed to consult a child psychiatrist about his major scatalogical problem.
Hugh and James... fucken legends
I feel like the Wittgenstein joke deserved more laughs.
"Fuck off!" Said grandma. 😂🤣😂🤣
“Opening a fresh jar of marmalade”
2:50 is how the Chronicles of Narnia ended. How jolly.
Love Ellie's dress
Ellie looks so sinister in the thumbnail 😂
Sister Bear took Papa's ax and gave Mama Bear forty whacks...
"Yeah Alice, these drinks and biscuits that make you 'grow' and 'shrink,' they look a lot like pot brownies and acid mixed in with coca cola.'
lmao james is the best
Love this so much 😂😂😂
“Fuck off” said grandma 😂😂
I've not seen There's Something about Mary, so anyone care to explain...?
You're going to have to watch it....trust me!
Just so you're not affected too severely: A guy comes out of a bathroom, and Mary mistakes something on him as hair gel.
In the end.. All The Children Died
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This lineup is golden fr
But just 1 banana wasn't enough for the hungry catterpillar, it had to munch through 2 juicy plumbs and then ate 3 more peaches. It then 4 eggplants and then the hungry catterpillar took her money and got dressed and left.
"we're going on a bear hunt...."
plz... can u complete the joke? bcos i cant hear it clearly....
The next person to say woman comedians are not funny will get a virtual punch in the face
amazonian warrior there's plenty of unfunny female comedians. There's also plenty of funny ones. Almost as if shitness is irrespective of gender
Ed F yup. If only people were the same. 1 unfunny male comedian = "ah well, not my taste..", 1 unfunny woman = "proof that women aren't funny"
Statistical fact my arse.
amazonian warrior 'Women'* not Woman. Plural. Let me fix that for your "Women comedians are not funny"
It was a simple comment, not a retort. But we've already established that stupidity is one of your strong points.
Yes... I have seen there's something about Mary
And so Mock The Week died and Dara and Hugh were forced to retrain as electricians...
Dara's Irish (and a Trinity College graduate!), so he already has a jack-of-all-trades understanding of the building trades. Plus, he's got Google on his laptop! ("How to install drywall?... I dunno... Just Google it, Ed!")
In the end all the children died. Dark. Funny, but dark. ;-)
That last one tho 😂
Shout out to Hugh using Wittgenstein in a joke
I’m sorry but Ed is sooo good looking 🤩
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! @ 2:00
Hahahhaha this is the greatest video ever holy shit
2:00 That look...
Wittgenstein is having a spliff... the philosophers stoned. haha how do they come up with this shit?
Can someone explain paddington and the marmalade thing please
Paddington Bear loved marmalade buns at teatime (or elevenses) Ellie Taylor has obviously gone a bit far with it
The role of the big bad wolf is play by Harvey Winstine
1:09 The _Harry Potter_ series would have been so different if Hermione told Malfoy off in the first book.
Could someone explain the There's Something About Mary joke?
She mistakes Semen for hair product
Keir Stammer does "Mock the week". (Couldn't have done that observation a year ago)
Ed is hilarious
1:10 wins
Just Beyond The Corner Productions the least funny line of the whole video
I fkn love the bearhunt
when the big hand is touching the little hand... its time for jim'l'fix it :O
5 people were sorted into Slytherin.
That German fairytale had an awfully upbeat ending
... paddington?
Why does the first comedian always look like someone’s holding a gun off camera and is looking at him funny?
Walks up: The truth
who's the guy on the right with the red shirt?
James Acaster.
I still start this playlist with this because I absolutely love the “you Tory incel weirdo” line 🤣🤣🤣🇫🇮
That turned dark...
2:00 :)
Britains version if whose line is it anyways
I'm fairly certain Whose Line is a British show any way?
2:27
1:37 What would have been better is : "Iz not me." Said Mole in a Russian accent, glugging vodka.
Tintin... 😂😂😂😂😂