Clarissa Fray In Britain automated checkouts at shops have a tendency to go “unexpected item in the bagging area” when you place something in the wrong place
"He put the Chocolates down beside her....Silence.....and then at last she spoke....unexpected item in the bagging aera" THAT IS HOW YOU DELIVER A JOKE! and Huge's delivery of the line make it too funny.
''He was overcome by a huge sensation of arousal followed by a huge climax and then it was over. He had no idea that a hoover could give an amazing blowjob''
Christian grabbed Anastasia and whispered in her ear... what's the naughtiest thing you've ever done? Oh gosh, well I suppose when I was younger and we used to run through fields of wheat...
James CyberLink Prime Minister tried to brush off a question asked in an interview "What was the worst thing you've ever done?" Or something of that sort, by saying that she ran though a field of wheat and the farmers may not have liked it.
Pride & Prejudice bit was spot-on 😂 I remember reading a book for the first time and thinking "Considering how much land Darcy owns, he must be compensating for something".
This romantic novel round is possibly the best topic round I've ever seen on Mock the Week. Every gag and delivery was a total hit with many different themes.
I love that all of them are coming up with witty puns and thought out jokes, yet ed saying 'i want to see you shit in this bin' was by far the funniest
"She could not bare his loss any longer. No matter how hard she tried, grief would always get the better of her. Eventually, she had to move on and accept that Frankie will never come back."
2:45 Ed Byrne caught me sooo much off guard, I actually fell off my chair and rolled on the floor squeezing my aching belly because I couldn't help laughing maniacally...
"Every inch could be felt as it went in. Her eyes begin to water, as there is a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it'll be a home run. And so, that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame."
People need to get over themselves and find a new show if they think this is crap. I personally think this is still a great show, even if all the classic ones are gone.
When the night set in he cornered the girl and started kissing her passionately on the lips. Then, in a moment of discomfort he sensed a moustache and repelled in horror. Switching the bedroom light on he was relieved to see her doing a hand stand.
Hal and Ed Gamble may have gotten in some good licks, but "I want to see you shit in this bin" is the funniest thing to have come out of anyone's mouth on this show
And this is the end of 50 shades of grey. Even so Jane still couldn’t decide what colour to paint the wall. Removing her clothes, she turned her back and said ‘does that look right to you?’ She always believed in love at first sight... until see woke up and seen Dara at the end of her bed That’s some of mine
0:51 Everything was in place. The bubble bath has been poured, the chocolate was there, the scented candles had been lit. This was going to be the best wank ever.
It was the moment he had been waiting for, for what had seemed a lifetime. He slowly leaned in. Their lips met. THEN SHE CLOSED HER LEGS AND CRUSHED HIS SUNGLASSES!
The "unexpected item in the bagging area" literally made me laugh out loud
No one expects the Spanish inquisition
I didn’t get that one... can you explain?
Clarissa Fray it is a common line you’ll hear from a self checkout kiosk in a supermarket.
Clarissa Fray In Britain automated checkouts at shops have a tendency to go “unexpected item in the bagging area” when you place something in the wrong place
"He put the Chocolates down beside her....Silence.....and then at last she spoke....unexpected item in the bagging aera"
THAT IS HOW YOU DELIVER A JOKE! and Huge's delivery of the line make it too funny.
I choked on my tea when he said that. ;3
@@jzaar7483 Me too. But I had coffee from a shit bucket
I blew the water I was drinking out all over the floor.
Rustymcnut Manc Flyer Tirukinoko .... why do you people consume beverages while watching these videos?
Jack Davids
Cause I’m a thirsty boi
Ed's line at 2:45 is so simple but so unexpectingly funny. :D
It's hilarious, but only because the deliverance is spot on. A minor god might have stumbled.
Most jokes are about the delivery.
Yes, and he had to wait quite long before he could say it!
''He was overcome by a huge sensation of arousal followed by a huge climax and then it was over. He had no idea that a hoover could give an amazing blowjob''
The best thing about it is thatg he'd been waiting ages just to make that joke, because he kept getting beaten to the mic.
Christian grabbed Anastasia and whispered in her ear... what's the naughtiest thing you've ever done? Oh gosh, well I suppose when I was younger and we used to run through fields of wheat...
Because this is a meme now.
I don’t. Explain?
James CyberLink Prime Minister tried to brush off a question asked in an interview "What was the worst thing you've ever done?" Or something of that sort, by saying that she ran though a field of wheat and the farmers may not have liked it.
Out of everything out shitty prime minister could've said and she talked about wheat fields... I would've at least mentioned pigs... It's original...
@@drwhowhatwhenwhy1165 corn field!
Pride & Prejudice bit was spot-on 😂 I remember reading a book for the first time and thinking "Considering how much land Darcy owns, he must be compensating for something".
yes loneliness
@@yt-sh fuckin yikes
"when they left the bar she saw him in a new light. daylight, and he was disgusting"
"When they left the bar, she saw him in a new light. Daylight. And it was disgusting"
SAME
This romantic novel round is possibly the best topic round I've ever seen on Mock the Week. Every gag and delivery was a total hit with many different themes.
I love that all of them are coming up with witty puns and thought out jokes, yet ed saying 'i want to see you shit in this bin' was by far the funniest
I like how Ed Byrne keeps gets beaten to the mic stand by someone else.
Then, when he finally gets to the mic, he says:
“I want to see you shit in this bin.”
Sam Lee lol
It reminds me of an old episode
@@samlee5549 I read this literally at the exact time he said it ahahaha
They need to get James Acaster on more, he is hilarious!
He is, but i like both Ed's too. :D
CharlieLoaf I don’t think he is but everyone else does😂
Well, took some time, but he did return!
"She could not bare his loss any longer. No matter how hard she tried, grief would always get the better of her. Eventually, she had to move on and accept that Frankie will never come back."
Nothing could've prepared me for "I want to see you shit in this bin"
I love how Ed either smiles or laughs right after he’s finished his jokes. And he’s hot
"Mr Darcy, you are so becoming".
"Really", he said, "cause I think it's you that will be coming"
High five!😉😉
the best one is showing up to the first date in a wedding dress lmfao
Ollie J. Your sense of humor is appalling
Ollie J.
Hugh Dennis and Ed Byrnes could be dead and still make better jokes.
This just happened in The Bachelor Australia 2019.
Wish I was joking...
Rainer Winkler It was an *okay* joke. But maybe this person liked it. Humour is subjective, so you can’t tell someone theirs is bad.
@ollie it was my favourite too😂
"Shit did I say that last bit out loud?" That's a problem I definitely suffer from.
The daylight joke got me good.
2:45 Ed Byrne caught me sooo much off guard, I actually fell off my chair and rolled on the floor squeezing my aching belly because I couldn't help laughing maniacally...
Mason Starling that was overly dramatic. Bet you didn't even do that 👍
What makes it better is how hard he tried to get on the mic before that.
'I want to see you shit in this bin'. The reaction that got tells me so much. We NEED more horrid humour.
"I want to see you shit in this bin" LMFAO I love Ed Byrne
man literally waited 5 turns just to say "I want to see you shit in this bin" lmao
awkward struggles toward the mic like at 2:39 are honestly my favourite part of scenes we’d like to see
I get the criticism of Angela Barnes but Zoe Lyons has been consistently funny in all the clips I've seen.
Zoe is actually one of my faves, she rarely has a joke that doesn't land :)
Accurate
Dawn rises in serengeti, Dawn has absolutely no idea how she got there😂
Ed's first joke has me howling 🤣
Hugh’s bagging area joke was just perfect.
MTW: "Things you wouldn't read in a romance novel."
Master authors of the genre: Challenge accepted.
Hell yeah. I'm on it.
Idk what people are bitching about, everyone was hilarious!
that becoming joke was golden.
Ed is so randomly hilarious. 'i want to see you shit in this bin'.
"Every inch could be felt as it went in. Her eyes begin to water, as there is a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it'll be a home run. And so, that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame."
The one with the bra had me laughing out loud 😂😂
I don't get all the hate, the women on the show were hilarious
Really? Was anything Angela Barnes said funny?
I think so, yes.
Yup, plenty of stuff.
Angela Barnes is great at delivery. Zoe Lyons was great here too.
They only have woman to stop the bbc from going out of budget
People need to get over themselves and find a new show if they think this is crap. I personally think this is still a great show, even if all the classic ones are gone.
When the night set in he cornered the girl and started kissing her passionately on the lips. Then, in a moment of discomfort he sensed a moustache and repelled in horror. Switching the bedroom light on he was relieved to see her doing a hand stand.
"Turn the light off," she said.
"What about all the boats?" Said the Lighthouse keeper.
Ed Gamble's final joke is really worth waiting for.
"Well it does fulfill the criteria." Dara's face :')
I'm from Kenya. but I love watching mock the week
Nobody cares
@Jack Tyrrell why'd you have to be so rude for
Cobra Rising calm down
@@erinkeegan5893 as u wish Lord Buddha 🙏
Cobra Rising lmao
2:45 Ed's deadpan expression and Dara's expression made this
The smile at 0:25
"He hung like a fucking cart horse" 😂😂😂😂
"I want to see you shit in this bin" 😂😂😂😂
"I want to see you shit in this bin" LOL I wasn't expecting it that
1:15. I would've actually died if he said "unexpected item in the shagging area"
3:33 that is what Mr. Darcy is really thinking
I want to see you shit in this bin was the most unexpected and hilarious thing I have ever seen.
'I want you to shit in this bin' LAMO!! 😂😂😂😂
‘Daylight. And it was disgusting’ 😂
"I want to see you sh*t in this bin"
😂 Spat out my tea
The chuckle brothers one was gold.
Anyone else wanna write a romance/comedy novel to include all these lines?
Our first scene is.... "Likely RUclips Comments"
Bring Back Frankie!
TheOfficial AC98 or the women aren't funny
Most of these lines are probably in 50 shades
Hal and Ed Gamble may have gotten in some good licks, but "I want to see you shit in this bin" is the funniest thing to have come out of anyone's mouth on this show
I was just watching Ed Byrne trying to speak and getting beaten to to the mic😂
Brilliant. One of the best I’ve seen.
"I want to see you shit in a bin"😭 can't cope
His heavy package landed on the desk
"I bet you like this"
*Bell rings*
"Alright class that will be all"
"Shit! Did I say that last bit out loud?" 😂🤣😂🤣
There are times when you can tell Ed only said something to get Dara laughing
Its refreshing to see more than one female for a change.
Mark Atkin
Wtf Mark?
why is it?
"I want to see you shit in this bin."
New favorite pickup line.
And this is the end of 50 shades of grey. Even so Jane still couldn’t decide what colour to paint the wall.
Removing her clothes, she turned her back and said ‘does that look right to you?’
She always believed in love at first sight... until see woke up and seen Dara at the end of her bed
That’s some of mine
0:52 top ten moments of British comedy
When is the Rejected Exam Questions/Commericals that never made it to air?
Luigi2012SM64 ruclips.net/video/yqyY15LoecA/видео.html
Exam questions ^^^^
Already seen it.
Hugh and Ed are gods
Very funny as always 😂😂😂😂
watching this with my Alexa in the room and when he said it she chimes up
Now I just want to write a romantic novel with every single one of these lines
There it is
Perfection
"To me, to you" is too much ah I'm in pain
0:41 that is what Mrs. Bennett is really thinking
0:53 and 2:46 are my favourite ones
R.I.P Barry Chuckle
2:10 was expecting a Mario Bros Joke
loved the chuckle brothers gag!
My entry, "Van Hesling left the Cullen household, knowing his life work was now complete."
How clever, a Twilight is bad joke *years* after it was popular
The Alexa joke at 1:52 was glorious.
Thing is, now I want to write a romantic novel including all of the lines that they said, just to prove them wrong.
THE MR DARCY ONE GOT ME
0:51 Everything was in place. The bubble bath has been poured, the chocolate was there, the scented candles had been lit. This was going to be the best wank ever.
2:45 Actually, I think this one can be found somewhere in the "50 Shades of Grey" series.
*i hate romantic stuff but if someone made a book with these quotes i don’t think it’d be possible not to read it*
I was screaming with laughter so much I think the neighbours have called the police..
I love watching this with the Seinfeld Theme in the Background
I feel for the guy who keeps trying to walk up
how am I now seeing this????
I LOVE IT!!!
Ed sheeran’s take on Galway girl gets a lot of exposure through mock the week
2:45 was the best part!
I bet Hugh's glad he conceded for that one.
"He slid off his robe as he walked towards her"
"is this part of sunday school too?" said Lucy
Hugh is carrying this show these days
Owen for real that women is so annoying. ramesh is good to
Joey sukhi I like James acaster sometimes too
only your point of view
For real. Once he leaves the show will be dead.
I disagree, Ed Byrne, James Acaster, Ed Gamble, Romesh Ranganathan and Milton Jones all pretty good too in my opinion
I think the new panel are quite hilarious!
Hugh set off my Alexa and scared the undying shit out of me
0_46 😂 great punchline.
It was the moment he had been waiting for, for what had seemed a lifetime. He slowly leaned in. Their lips met.
THEN SHE CLOSED HER LEGS AND CRUSHED HIS SUNGLASSES!
He put the chocolates, down beside her...Silence.....and then at last she spoke , " Unexpected Item In The Baggage area "
ed byrne sailing close to the wind i see.
my echo dot turned on lol
something twice the size of the royal barge has just hoved into view between the sheets.
Blackadder.
Lord Skeptic boasting again, Blackadder?
I have got to write a romance novel that features all of these.