Things you wouldn't hear in a charity appeal | Mock the Week - BBC
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"for 50p Dara O'Brinian will toss you off" 😂😂😂😂😂
That was the same episode as the "Here comes the Irish team" jokes...
Only 50p? He's worth WAY more than that!
@@xtheamazingax Yes! 51p
"Give me a quid at least, I'm asking."😂
*I'm classy
Kiss'em an'everything!
shoplifters anonymous. Helping people to help themselves. Rofl.
To help people who help themselves, help themselves.
London's joke about Peter Andre was rather good
Yeah, I'm a little disappointed that one didn't get more applause.
The best thing about this is that Hugh often does voiceovers for charity appeals so it sounds so believable.
Milton's cup of coffee joke was brilliant
Milton's "rescue cats" joke underappreciated there, I think.
Almost sank without trace.
I just realized the mic they walk to is decorative. They have lapels 😂 and this matters because oh wait it doesn't. But fun observation no? Bts
Oh shit, you just blew my mind
It was explained in one of the behind the scenes features. It's main purpose is to make it easier for the panellists to quickly find their place without having to look down at a mark on the floor.
It tells them where to stand so they can see the teleprompter.
I, multi millionaire a list celebrity, am desperately asking the general public who are barely making ends meat, freezing in winter because you can't afford to keep the gas meter running, to donate just 5 pound so others don't have to.
@ SamEvans1206: Well bloody said, Sam! I'm sick of charity records and these telethons fronted by holier than thou celebrities who could quite easily sell their private jets and mansions around the world and donate the money themselves.
Actually in terms of percentage of income the working class donate more than any other socioeconomic group. For all that is said of the philanthropy of Bill Gates and these billionaires the average every day citizen cares far more for their fellow man.
Eat the rich. End poverty today.
"And here come the Irish team."
"With your money, the Irish team may actually get to an international competition"
Hi-5 is also a code used in some hospitals to say that someone's HIV-positive but they get... combative when you mention it to them.
"This tiger has 3 sucks. How sick is that?"
Legendary.
This is little Jay. He has to ride a bike with wonky wheels and no saddle on a rough track for ten miles a day to get water. For just £2.50 we will send you a video of it -trust-me, it’s fuckin’ hilarious!
''We desperately need your money. We're Greece''
Stop. You're not funny
No.
Michael Langley you dont actually think these are good do you?
No worse than the panelists.
Jack Moore It may be not your sense of humour. I actually found his joke amusing.
Why doesn’t the queen wave with this hand? Because it’s my hand 🤣🤣🤣
'They have no real reason to go on; and some of us, I'm sure, may wonder why they even choose to continue the struggle. Even though it's uncomfortable to watch, and even though it's certainly not funny, let's remind ourselves what Comic Relief is really about: here's French And Saunders'.
''Tesco. Every little helps''
Omg that's amazing.
''Every pound you give at least 60% goes directly into the CEO's back pocket''
Got every right to.
90% of (charitable) NGOs i've seen/ researched or been associated with in one capacity or another (here in India) have upwards of 25-30% going to overheads like administrative and marketing expenses alone. the bigger ones which are basically aggregators who collect bbig monies by being a big brand and then giving it to smaller projects or people doing real work, these big guns sometimes do pay really (and i mean REALLY) fat cheques to the CXOs.
Its why i don't donate.
"The other 40% goes directly into the CEO's front pocket"
As opening gags go....thats a zinger!
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.
For just 1 million pounds....you can be a millionaire
😂😂😂 I can see Milton saying that
I knew Milton was going there with the cup of coffee joke.
The man making jokes about the Irish football team is the one wearing green! 😂
The color of Ireland is blue Qi
"St Patrick Blue"
Look it up. It's not green.
Pale, sad and hungry. We're raising money for the Irish football team
How come you never see anybody from the Salvation Navy?
1:10 I'm ugly and now I feel adopted!
''Help the aged by finding them a good funeral director''
''This bear is forced to dance for food and is locked up in a cage. That's what you get for exposing your sexuality in the middle east''
Michael Langleye
P
Does Israel count as part of the middle east?
''Yes but i was referring to the likes of muslim countries like Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia etc''
Isreal? 😂. That's Palestine.
*Fishing line with bait thrown*
Even though it is lol
3:50 made me cry laughing, fuckin hell
i remember when london was on CBBC
''Please donate. Spunk in a test tube today''
Every day these poor children have to walk five miles to fetch water for their family. For just £2 a month, we can help relocate these children and their families to the water.
Wish I could just subscribe to these.
I choked at the Irish football team joke
This was the best for a long time.
Teach a man to duck and he can avoid low flying objects.
Outside of a book, a dog is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
''Alcoholics Anonymous are not so anonymous when you say who you are and that you're an alcoholic''
Im ceasing with laughter
Don't you mean "creasing"
“Welcome to Streak Aid, where we will be raising money to help idiotic drunken pitch invaders pay their fines.”
Funny!
My oldest son is a hoarder, please take his stuff because he can’t keep everything.
That girl in the silver dress is new favourite.
That redhead is banging
How many women have you seen?
''Instead of doing stupid things for charity why not just pick up the phone?''
what are the comics names?
#bringbackrussellandfrankie
Russell Howard isn't funny though.
Russell Andy ed Byrne one team
Frankie Hugh James acaster on the other
Ed looks like shaggy
What does the buzzer mean it is confusing
what's the point of pressing the buzzer?
Gotta get Dara moving somehow.
They have to get off when he presses it. Sometimes if they've pissed him off he buzzes when they start talking and they have to leave before telling their joke.
To signal end of joke . So comedians don't hog the mic and try and perform a whole routine I guess
*+l'étranger* 'Mock the Week' show is conceptualised by the same people who brought 'Whose Line is it Anyway?' to TV.
though Mock the Week isn't fully an improv comedy show (some of it is damn pre rehearsed), many of the things are taken from _Whose Line.._
in WLITA, whenever they did the improv, topic based games or rapid-fire stuff, the buzzer was used to try to signal the end of a particular segment or to let the performer know to stop their individual bit.
This is the result of the charity donations for Dara. One physical activity baby step at a time. *sniff* So brave!
'With just 500,000, we can take the total up to $1,000,000 on this shark card that I've been trying to spend on a helicopter gunship in GTA 5
For just 50p we can help Stephen Carr find his sense of humour
Who?
@@mrflibble1259 RONNIE PICKERING!!!
The Salvation Army "For when you really hate the gays!" is one I would add.
Who's the comedian they did the Peter Andre joke?
gypshyn London Hughes
'For every penny you donate,you will be helping Poland finally get into space'
For just £1 a month, we can get McDonalds to finally fix their F*****g Ice Cream Machines!
"Won't someone please think pf the children? Donate now, or every hour another child will be killed."
3:12 Cats can swim.
Domestic ones actually can't for some reason, the bigger ones like tigers can but I've never seen a domestic one successfully swim
@@edwardharriss1463 Actually they can, but most don't like to.
Of course, there are exceptions.
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"Africa isn't asking for any charity donations this year they have finally become self sufficient after millions of years"
That London is the least funny person I've seen on this show in a while
Who is the lady with the silver sparkly shirt?
Ilz300 1 London Hughes
How about
We will give the money away
Hugh carried this one
Well while we’re waiting for the phones to ring, I’m going for a poop.
They loved to take the piss out of dara
Who is the woman in the silver sparkly dress??
Layla Davidson London Hughes
Bring back Frankie Boyle
''Lets just take a minute to remember Sir Jimmy Savile''
who is the comedian with the silver dress on
london hughes
I want subtitle
What does the buzzer mean. (don't kill me)
It's the noise that Dara Ó Briain makes at the moment of ejaculation.
it basically signals the end of a turn
and also dara's ejaculation noise
So whatever donation you can give to a music charity. Just kidding that’s what my brother wants, I’m asking you for money so I can have more than him.
I don’t understand any of these references
20 jokes
Funny: 1
Ok: 2
Not funny: 16
(hadn't heard of the reference for 1).
''Im crying because of this onion not due to what im seeing''
this show has gone so down hill, only Milton and Hugh are funny
Jack Hughes agree
The red haired woman i hope to never see again
Jack Hughes I don't mind Rhys James
lolamar ikr she isn't remotely funny
James Acaster was good
HIV. Hi Five. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Do we need a license to watch this channel?
No, this is published by BBC Worldwide, the commercial arm of the BBC - that is funded by advertising rather than the UK television licence fee.
Here's an appeal for you: Bring Back Frankie Boyle
Yes, because the show was _so_ much better with 85 pedophile and AIDS jokes every week.
“If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids”
― Jimmy Carr
Who is the black lady?
Why do they switch around in random order first time watching this.
Jesica Haye it’s whoever has an idea
@@spacedustandplanets7901 thx for telling me
Jesica Haye no problem fam
"We're the Clinton Foundation. We definitely don't steal your money instead of helping those in need."
Let it go. I here they're doing some wonderful work at the Trump Foundation settling his lawsuits...
Oh. Did you want to draw attention AWAY from that?
Found the crazy lefty with Trump derangement syndrome. Who said anything about Trump? Other than you of course. I happen to not like either. All I've read is that more money left the Trump Foundation that was put in, and you only have to Google Clinton Foundation and Haiti to know what a corrupt hell hole it is, which is just the tip of the iceberg.
but muh emails
Defias Bandit 🤣❤️
Considering most of the people who upvoted your unfunny comment were Trump voters, you shouldn't be acting surprised someone brought him up.
Up next: Benghazi Pizzeria!
next time my friend Yogesh says give me High Five
i'll introduce her to this (rather wayward) girl Sara.
hopefully he'll eventually get high five!!
I love mock the week but this episode just wasn’t very funny... Sorry...
Technically it's hi four in roman
HI V
He got it right.
That black woman is so unfunny it actually is so cringed whenever she makes a “joke”
Provenom100 racist sexist is so racist and sexist it actually made me cringe when he makes a "comment".
Typical. No argument against the statement itself, just an immediate personal attack. Takes a statement that boils down to "I dislike (person with characteristics A and B) for characteristic C" and stubbornly refuses to understand it; in the response assumes expressing dislike for people with A and B must be due to A and B. As usually is the case, the final comment is merely a foregone conclusion; all the pertinent assumptions were implicitly made ahead of time, and not deemed worthy to point out.
Quotas , my friend....
*+Vestin*
English is not my native language nor do i read much of peer review science Journals.
someone decode the Einsteini, Darwini sounding statements in simpler English _pliss_ !
I assume this is Teutonic Sense Of Humour as you can not be serious. :)
We here in the National Football League are asking for your money. The new england patriots need your help to surpass the Pittsburgh Steelers in most Super Bowl wins. And also we can keep tom brady on top.
well this aged well.
And, as it turned out, Brady got to seven long before the Patriots ever will.
Clicked on this video because it did not have the red head on the pic .... still get stuck viewing the annoying thing
a comedian with a lisp, what's the point
Why does there have to be a point? Some people have lisps. Who gives a shit?
That's one boring episode of Whose line...
Unbelievably lame.
They only come out with "in" jokes.
Please raise money to change the doctor from doctor who a male
Mock the week is shit since the good comedians are gone like Russell and Frankie
A liberal-socialist opening their wallet...
God this show has gone downhill
London Hughes is just not funny. Like, really not funny at all.
Please donate so we can Angela Barnes Off Mock The Week
Terrible.Just not funny
Female comedians
That was racist. I’m angered at your promotion of hatred towards Irish people
Noub Brady their just doing it because of Dara mate I wouldn’t take offense, there’s been worst jokes against us
"Come on the Pagan !"...
*+Darragh Keary* good spirit man. may be Brady is new to the format. (i myself didn't know of Mock the Week, but forever fan of _Whose Line Is It Anyway?_
and we all know how they sometimes break the boundaries.
also, as someone from India, i can fully appreciate and relate to it when you say _...I wouldn’t take offense, there’s been worst jokes against us._