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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @thomasmahoney4991
    @thomasmahoney4991 5 лет назад +1640

    "You don't look like you did through the binoculars" then that smile, just brilliant from Hugh Dennis

  • @kelseywu4319
    @kelseywu4319 4 года назад +1107

    I love how James does a little dance when he's trying to be charismatic

    • @FunniesRS
      @FunniesRS 3 года назад +26

      but why does it work blissfully? XD

    • @oracle7017
      @oracle7017 3 года назад +5

      And Failing!

  • @docking9532
    @docking9532 6 лет назад +5760

    "Your father must have been a thief.
    AND IM GONNA CATCH HIM, IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO YOUR FATHERS GOING TO PRISON!"

    • @oreotink3979
      @oreotink3979 5 лет назад +37

      I love that one

    • @syedmuntaqimrashid9957
      @syedmuntaqimrashid9957 5 лет назад +33

      Don’t get it

    • @Baiko
      @Baiko 5 лет назад +294

      @@syedmuntaqimrashid9957 It subverts a well-known, super cheesy pickup line "Your father must have been a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

    • @naila2420
      @naila2420 5 лет назад +7

      Honestly all my friends would say this

    • @theruthmyster
      @theruthmyster 5 лет назад +3

      Syed Muntaqim Rashid you and me both

  • @technicplayer7299
    @technicplayer7299 7 лет назад +5380

    The parking ticket joke was hilarious!

    • @lawsyjnr_7740
      @lawsyjnr_7740 7 лет назад +67

      that guys from football daily

    • @ReiiiLD
      @ReiiiLD 7 лет назад +91

      Lawsyjnr _ the football Republic

    • @Tezureck
      @Tezureck 7 лет назад

      will he quit the RUclips channel job and get a job at the BBC?

    • @barvdw
      @barvdw 7 лет назад +5

      He had some good jokes, but I didn't really appreciate that one.

    • @obama8814
      @obama8814 7 лет назад

      TechnicPlayer 72 no

  • @mattmerchant3524
    @mattmerchant3524 7 лет назад +2095

    This surely has to be one of the best rounds - all of them had a funny joke and there was no weak link - plus there must have been 6 or 7 REALLY funny ones!

    • @44BlueFoxes
      @44BlueFoxes 6 лет назад +50

      I was crying three jokes in, that never happens usually.

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer 5 лет назад +24

      Absolutely, I just got in a rut of watching these and this is like my 40th one and it was the best!

    • @baylinkdashyt
      @baylinkdashyt 2 года назад

      It sure as hell was...

    • @jimwantsaliens
      @jimwantsaliens 2 года назад +2

      Agreed. I think this is a contender for the best ever Scenes We'd Like To See

    • @burner8504
      @burner8504 2 года назад

      James, Nish and the bird were shit as usual

  • @theghost6244
    @theghost6244 7 лет назад +7148

    *nope should have gone to specsavers*

    • @Munki
      @Munki 6 лет назад +60

      Yao Ming that line slayed.

    • @Cinedragon
      @Cinedragon 6 лет назад +10

      Savage!

    • @gameronna8600
      @gameronna8600 6 лет назад +3

      I thought it was specs service? XD

    • @SiliconBong
      @SiliconBong 6 лет назад +2

      Specsavers have some shit products; just FYI: OPSM have much better quality.

    • @moaoun1304
      @moaoun1304 5 лет назад +4

      Yank here, what’s the joke??

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 4 года назад +1077

    *"Hey girl you must be tired, cause you look real tired. Get some rest, lady!"* 😂😂😂😂

    • @abseiduk
      @abseiduk 4 года назад +3

      Hey girl you look tired because you been running in my mind all day.

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 4 года назад +12

      He killed me with that one

    • @maijapoppanen218
      @maijapoppanen218 4 года назад +5

      That's the best one from this video 😁

    • @plestrange511
      @plestrange511 4 года назад +1

      I fact i knew this was going to be Nish b4 i watched the video 😂

  • @thesurgeon6473
    @thesurgeon6473 7 лет назад +3181

    This was the best episode of this show for years

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 7 лет назад +80

      The Surgeon I feel like the guy in a white shirt brings something much needed to it.

    • @jacksonbrown4112
      @jacksonbrown4112 7 лет назад +1

      That's tragic

    • @thesurgeon6473
      @thesurgeon6473 6 лет назад

      Jackson Brown - You're also extremely late

    • @perceptoshmegington3371
      @perceptoshmegington3371 6 лет назад +13

      What, since Frankie Boyle was on it? Mock The Week has been shite since then.

    • @thesurgeon6473
      @thesurgeon6473 6 лет назад +21

      Percepto Shmegington - Thanks for your input. You'd only know that if you watched it, and you wouldn't watch it if it was shite. Pointless comment

  • @MrRyang2001
    @MrRyang2001 7 лет назад +1822

    Dara's laugh makes it 10 times better😂😂😂

  • @misialubiejewska2041
    @misialubiejewska2041 7 лет назад +2878

    'i like my men like i like... women' lmao same i got u girl

    • @tinman8311
      @tinman8311 6 лет назад +6

      4 some?

    • @tinman8311
      @tinman8311 6 лет назад +12

      @Nik lol yeah okay cool... we'll wait patiently for her answer then

    • @xFinalxArenox
      @xFinalxArenox 5 лет назад +18

      ​@@tinman8311 3 months in.... i think she's dead

    • @sarahelster6835
      @sarahelster6835 5 лет назад +37

      Prime bi energy

    • @dorothyanngoh184
      @dorothyanngoh184 5 лет назад +21

      @@sarahelster6835 i think it works for aces too

  • @jamesthewizard98
    @jamesthewizard98 7 лет назад +5251

    James Acaster is awesome.

    • @bubbly912
      @bubbly912 7 лет назад +43

      James Wilson he's fantastic ☺

    • @walks316
      @walks316 7 лет назад +47

      Not really

    • @DunkdaHunk
      @DunkdaHunk 7 лет назад +50

      Just cause you're not mentally adept enough to understand his humour.

    • @elvinimali706
      @elvinimali706 7 лет назад +34

      He's utter dogshit. He just rambles about a load of bollocks

    • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
      @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 7 лет назад +11

      Nah, even Milton or ed is better than him!

  • @pippa8726
    @pippa8726 5 лет назад +3267

    americans: british boys are so charming and cute
    british boys:

    • @runningfromabear8354
      @runningfromabear8354 4 года назад +72

      First conversation my parents had, my Dad told my Mum about getting the shit kicked out of him and his mate when his mate slagged off a rugby players girlfriend.
      But... he did make her laugh.

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 4 года назад +3

      @@runningfromabear8354 kk😂

    • @runningfromabear8354
      @runningfromabear8354 4 года назад +14

      @@Thawhid Are you suggesting he wasn't charming and cute? 😜

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 4 года назад +3

      Hey, if someone has a stupid sense of humure these work!

    • @davidvegas6112
      @davidvegas6112 4 года назад

      This is glorious, I've been looking for "good chat up lines for girls to guys" for a while now, and I think this has helped. Have you heard people talk about - Venevelyn Female Fornify - (search on google ) ? Ive heard some great things about it and my buddy got amazing success with it.

  • @fiteme6925
    @fiteme6925 7 лет назад +2126

    ROSES ARE RED
    VIOLETS ARE RED
    THE SKY IS RED
    I AM BLEEDING
    IN MY EYES

    • @elliotyamamoto38
      @elliotyamamoto38 6 лет назад +37

      YOU ARE RED

    • @Jay-lr3me
      @Jay-lr3me 5 лет назад +46

      That was so dumb it made me laugh out loud 😂

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 лет назад +14

      Roses are red
      Violets are red
      You are red
      The sky is red
      It's the solar apocalypse
      Everything is red
      Oh god help me

    • @lucille3549
      @lucille3549 4 года назад

      IN YOUR EYES

    • @ThunderstruckElectronix
      @ThunderstruckElectronix 4 года назад

      What's the name of that dude

  • @maddiehewitt1057
    @maddiehewitt1057 7 лет назад +446

    I love how James always makes Dara really laugh

    • @bluelit4830
      @bluelit4830 Год назад

      He’s the most uncunny funt

  • @MidNiteParis
    @MidNiteParis 7 лет назад +197

    Love James' delivery.
    This is probably one of my favourite Scenes We'd Like To See rounds.

  • @I_am_always_correct
    @I_am_always_correct 7 лет назад +5553

    "Hey girl, are you the Bible? Because I'll misinterpret everything you say to fit my needs"

  • @mdntctyvlcn
    @mdntctyvlcn 7 лет назад +785

    James, Ed, and Rhys should have their own buddy TV sitcom.

  • @JudgementPlays
    @JudgementPlays 7 лет назад +1423

    Rhys James should be on here more often.

    • @janmaciejewski6129
      @janmaciejewski6129 7 лет назад +50

      He's quite funny but unfortunately uses his previous stand--up material quite a lot

    • @s1lun
      @s1lun 7 лет назад +17

      TheProcrastinatingWolf watch football republic

    • @JudgementPlays
      @JudgementPlays 7 лет назад +9

      I do. That's how I know him.

    • @munrom93
      @munrom93 6 лет назад

      TheProcrastinatingWolf
      I

    • @munrom93
      @munrom93 6 лет назад

      TheProcrastinatingWolf
      Ij

  • @andrewpark2563
    @andrewpark2563 7 лет назад +218

    0:35 One of the funniest things I've ever heard

    • @n1kurd
      @n1kurd 5 лет назад +3

      Can you explain this joke please

    • @_t.m_
      @_t.m_ 5 лет назад +20

      @@n1kurd The original/well known version of the pick up line is something like "Your father must have been a thief, , because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" so his joke placed a twist on that.

    • @n1kurd
      @n1kurd 5 лет назад

      @@_t.m_ thanks mate

  • @TanyaTurner06
    @TanyaTurner06 7 лет назад +652

    I found Hugh's first one funnier than I should 😂

    • @pewdiepiesmosh2055
      @pewdiepiesmosh2055 7 лет назад +5

      TanyaTurner06 i couldnt understand what he said can you tell me

    • @TanyaTurner06
      @TanyaTurner06 7 лет назад +14

      Pewdiepie smosh 'Nope. Should have gone to spec savers'

    • @shak9558
      @shak9558 6 лет назад +16

      Pewdiepie smosh basically she's ugly and he should have gotten his eyes tested before looking at her

    • @carlisroy6666
      @carlisroy6666 4 года назад +2

      @@pewdiepiesmosh2055 Specsavers is a shop in the UK that performs eye tests and sells prescription glasses.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 4 года назад

      How funny "should" you have found it?

  • @yjh031
    @yjh031 4 года назад +77

    That “Get some rest, lady!” Had me cackling😂😂

  • @thedarksidealwayswin
    @thedarksidealwayswin 7 лет назад +500

    A wonderful time to share a comment I saw online: I like my men like I like my coffee, nowhere near my genitals

    • @impossibleeatable501
      @impossibleeatable501 5 лет назад +10

      From_ashes_to_fire I like my men like I like my whiskey
      Straight

    • @rhia7883
      @rhia7883 5 лет назад +2

      @@impossibleeatable501 just like james charles

    • @captainwhiskas8538
      @captainwhiskas8538 5 лет назад +2

      I like my coffee like I like my women. Without other guys dick in

  • @stitches768
    @stitches768 6 лет назад +33

    2:03, the more times I watch it the funnier it gets. Is it just me? Because I was in tears when I'd listened to that for the 10th time 😂

  • @ech-pi-el
    @ech-pi-el 7 лет назад +586

    YOUR FATHERS GOING TO PRISON

  • @moxgirl5
    @moxgirl5 6 лет назад +23

    This is one of the best rounds EVER, nearly every single joke was hilarious!

  • @simon4632
    @simon4632 5 лет назад +28

    “get some rest lady” lol

  • @NosajKnows
    @NosajKnows 7 лет назад +890

    Yo, that guy in the white shirt is actually really funny. What's his name?
    Also, James is a genius.

  • @Pmcd247
    @Pmcd247 4 года назад +13

    "Your father must have been a thief... And I am going to catch him if it's the last thing I do, your father's going to prison!" 😂😂😂

  • @BeingBeaden
    @BeingBeaden 7 лет назад +29

    "kinky stuff in clogs" cracked me up 😂😂😂

  • @johnmartinez7440
    @johnmartinez7440 4 года назад +8

    This was possibly the best round I've ever seen. Huge laughs for every joke.

  • @tedhendey9005
    @tedhendey9005 7 лет назад +1155

    My entry: "Do these napkins smell like chloroform to you?"

    • @sheepception2049
      @sheepception2049 7 лет назад +27

      I thought it was pretty good...

    • @drquirk2023
      @drquirk2023 7 лет назад +53

      Ted Hendey You copied it from Jimmy Carr

    • @Dragonair08
      @Dragonair08 7 лет назад +15

      it's way older than Mrs Brown's Boys and older than when Jimmy Carr said it. It's funny either way.

    • @dejavu1948
      @dejavu1948 7 лет назад +1

      Ted Hendey I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 7 лет назад

      That's been done.

  • @Tildybean42
    @Tildybean42 5 лет назад +54

    "I like my men like I like... women." Yep sorry but I'm using that one

  • @Luke-ut4ep
    @Luke-ut4ep 7 лет назад +459

    James acaster and Hugh may just save this show

    • @Afroman764
      @Afroman764 6 лет назад +26

      John Smith Hugh’s been trying to save the show since Rory and Frankie left. He’s finally got some help

    • @tnzn4951
      @tnzn4951 6 лет назад +13

      Hugh is the reason I still watch, just the delivery of his lines makes it so bloody hilarious

    • @LiamEFC.
      @LiamEFC. 5 лет назад +6

      rhys is really good as well I think

    • @NorthernSeaWitch
      @NorthernSeaWitch 2 года назад

      Well that comment aged badly. Rip mtw.

  • @jordancooney9619
    @jordancooney9619 7 лет назад +613

    hey! it's the football fuck ups guy

    • @gabsimich7597
      @gabsimich7597 7 лет назад +27

      jordan cooney yeah haha he's the reason I clicked on this

    • @thesurgeon6473
      @thesurgeon6473 7 лет назад +16

      williamsk011 He's a standup comedian. He didn't start off on RUclips

    • @MarcLesan
      @MarcLesan 7 лет назад +6

      I like him more now.

    • @liamkelly8246
      @liamkelly8246 7 лет назад +10

      Rhys James

    • @ciaranfarry6648
      @ciaranfarry6648 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah I noticed that too

  • @millsr544
    @millsr544 5 лет назад +32

    *“you don’t look like you did through the binoculars”*

  • @ItIsEllieTheElephant
    @ItIsEllieTheElephant 7 лет назад +19

    Glad Rhys James is getting the attention he deserves! Always thought he was hilarious 😂

  • @beingsocialwasnevermyforte
    @beingsocialwasnevermyforte 5 лет назад +81

    “i’m so lonely *god i’m so lonely* “

  • @danielredmond6101
    @danielredmond6101 7 лет назад +295

    I died at the Brexit one. Best episode in a while.

    • @nomore5668
      @nomore5668 5 лет назад +14

      Brexit jokes are the ones the worst comedians do. Everyone can make a shit Brexit joke, as demonstrated by the shit comedian.

  • @Danwell86
    @Danwell86 3 года назад +7

    This whole skit is amazing. Not a single weak link

  • @Chebab-Chebab
    @Chebab-Chebab 7 лет назад +731

    You could be a model... for Weightwatchers.

  • @zgblanche1815
    @zgblanche1815 5 лет назад +119

    The bi joke paired with the bi flag colors in the background just really sent it home hskdhsm

  • @riverstyx97
    @riverstyx97 4 года назад +17

    "hey girl you must be tired because you look real tired get some rest lady" has me in stitches every time

  • @shaunna1912
    @shaunna1912 5 лет назад +9

    "Get some rest lady" 🤣🤣😂

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 5 лет назад +6

    As an American who’s never even heard of this show, this is my new favorite thing.

  • @amberlily_
    @amberlily_ 5 лет назад +30

    _you know it's gonna be good when you see james acaster_

  • @charlotteleto6500
    @charlotteleto6500 5 лет назад +6

    My favourite from mock the week will always be “roses are red, violets are red, the grass is all red shit the gardens of fire” 😂😂

  • @gcurtis8512
    @gcurtis8512 7 лет назад +278

    My entry, "Do you like the music of showaddywaddy?"

    • @mdntctyvlcn
      @mdntctyvlcn 7 лет назад +14

      Moonimoop The supreme Well dammit, Hugh really should've pulled that joke. I miss his Showaddywaddy jokes. 😞

    • @youngdolo8
      @youngdolo8 7 лет назад +20

      He doesn't do them anymore. I really shouldn't have to explain why.

    • @cadkls
      @cadkls 6 лет назад

      Sergeant Goldust I don't know why, please explain.

    • @cadkls
      @cadkls 6 лет назад

      Johan Sjöö Ferm I thought he already knew that and that was the reason he was making the jokes in the first place

    • @cadkls
      @cadkls 6 лет назад +1

      Johan Sjöö Ferm I thought he already knew that and that was the reason he was making the jokes in the first place.
      Also, nice to know your second name is a lake.

  • @thepeacetimebookclub3029
    @thepeacetimebookclub3029 7 лет назад +100

    Acaster is on another level.

  • @joshm2274
    @joshm2274 3 года назад +3

    This is the most fun I’ve ever seen Dara have on this show.

  • @onenightblitz
    @onenightblitz 3 года назад +2

    3:09 the fact this was recorded in 2017 makes PERFECT sense

  • @TonyHavenMusic
    @TonyHavenMusic 5 лет назад +6

    Daras snort laugh at the your fathers going to prison joke is so good haha 😂

  • @MrBraddles3128
    @MrBraddles3128 6 лет назад +118

    People talking about James Acaster saving this when most of them had hilarious lines. Mkay.

  • @Therock18
    @Therock18 3 года назад +3

    One of the best clips for quality of jokes. So many to choose from

  • @duraab27
    @duraab27 7 лет назад +8

    "Nope, should've gone to Specsavers!" - Best part yet!

  • @thegreathufflepuff7877
    @thegreathufflepuff7877 5 лет назад +6

    That parking ticket joke. I'm weak😂😂😂😂😂

  • @acecake2052
    @acecake2052 5 лет назад +32

    James Acaster probably has the best delivery of any comedian.

  • @phunkymind23
    @phunkymind23 7 лет назад +62

    "So, do you come here often?"
    "Well, if I stare at those strippers for long enough, yes."

  • @ghostcrystal7930
    @ghostcrystal7930 6 лет назад +10

    “I can read your face like an open book... specifically the Call of Cthulhu”

  • @darthvader2812
    @darthvader2812 3 года назад +3

    James, Hugh and Dara are just brilliant.

  • @dez3540
    @dez3540 4 года назад +6

    Rhys' last one was savage 😂

  • @TheCheesyNachos
    @TheCheesyNachos 7 лет назад +254

    "And at number one, it's Arsenal"

    • @thesurgeon6473
      @thesurgeon6473 7 лет назад +1

      The Cheesy Nachos What does that even mean?

    • @user.10.
      @user.10. 7 лет назад +16

      First Name Surname It’s a joke about a RUclips series called “Top ten fuck ups of the week” which is football related (hence why he said Arsenal) and Rhys James hosts it.

    • @thesurgeon6473
      @thesurgeon6473 7 лет назад +4

      Rogue Electro It's not really relevant to "unlikely chat-up lines" though is it

    • @user.10.
      @user.10. 7 лет назад +27

      First Name Surname Considering the host is in this video, I’d say it’s kinda relevant.

    • @ggeverytime6760
      @ggeverytime6760 6 лет назад +6

      Rogue Electro must be an arsenal fan😂

  • @ssc5828
    @ssc5828 2 года назад +2

    “Your father must have been a thief, and I’m going to catch him if it’s the last thing I do, your fathers going to prison” 😂😂 James is an absolute genius!

  • @musefan12345
    @musefan12345 6 лет назад +52

    lost it at “your dad must of been a thief”

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Год назад +2

    James comes out with some of the most surreal things. It’s no wonder everyone else cracks up!

  • @ricshmitz83
    @ricshmitz83 5 лет назад +4

    1:37 - the Hugh Dennis shoot down is a killer

  • @pollycon
    @pollycon 4 года назад +3

    so many things... but "like my coffee always getting my name wrong", had em cracked up

  • @Denis-89
    @Denis-89 7 лет назад +39

    Don't know if it i because I'm tired or it's Friday or both, bur I laughed at every joke!

  • @rinisfriendnotfood786
    @rinisfriendnotfood786 7 лет назад +2

    "Nope, should have gone specsavers" I died 😂😂😂😂

  • @professionalmemeenthusiast2117
    @professionalmemeenthusiast2117 7 лет назад +20

    2:34
    Frankie Boyle version: To be honest, I'd put I together with anything just to keep it away from H and V.

  • @Master_Petes_Theater
    @Master_Petes_Theater 5 лет назад +3

    Love Hugh! But all of them were stellar in this scene! 👍👏😂

  • @dylanf2980
    @dylanf2980 5 лет назад +8

    This is my unlikely chat line
    "Roses are red
    Get in my van"

  • @akrai94
    @akrai94 7 лет назад +14

    The prison line had me on the floor.

  • @reganlouise3275
    @reganlouise3275 5 лет назад +4

    2:24 i almost choked on my lolly.

  • @TomBartram-b1c
    @TomBartram-b1c 23 дня назад

    "I'm not having much luck at the moment so I decided to drop down a division"
    Works every time 😂

  • @ClaireDowling-x8e
    @ClaireDowling-x8e 6 лет назад +4

    the loyalty card one has me crying😂😂

  • @OldRaver
    @OldRaver 6 лет назад +1

    ‘You look like a million dollars, not as impressive as 10 years ago’. 😂😂
    (Took me a second or two to get that one)

  • @charlieowen3200
    @charlieowen3200 6 лет назад +26

    I've watched this so many times and I still laugh at James' joke about her dad going to prison

  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan 3 года назад +1

    So many bangers in this set.

  • @flocowley432
    @flocowley432 7 лет назад +43

    James Acastar is hilarious

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 7 лет назад +1

      So his chat up line would work on you?
      Because, not only is your father a thief that should be in prison. Your mother must have been an angel, that fell from heaven and now she has to pay for her sins! YOUR PARENTS ARE CRIMINALS!

  • @pacjabpategg2833
    @pacjabpategg2833 7 лет назад +85

    Best show- good so see the f*ck up guy making waves

  • @jackhind1586
    @jackhind1586 4 года назад +5

    1:16 literally killed me

  • @alxxanderr
    @alxxanderr 6 лет назад +1

    WHY IS THIS THE BEST CHANNEL AHHAAHAHA IM LOVING THIS MOCK THE WEEK HAHAHA 😂😂😂

  • @elvisleeboy
    @elvisleeboy 5 лет назад +10

    To 95% of the commenters: We heard it in the video, thanks.

  • @medusa5963
    @medusa5963 5 лет назад +1

    « So do you come here often to this std clinic » 😂😂😂😂this one got me dead

  • @EzraDair
    @EzraDair 6 лет назад +3

    Look at how Ed reacts to James jokes . The man is in love with him

  • @Glyvenator
    @Glyvenator 3 года назад +1

    All of them were on point in this video

  • @VoltzPlayer
    @VoltzPlayer 7 лет назад +179

    They forgot the classic:
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Pornhub is down,
    Your facebook will do.

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 6 лет назад

      Elliot Day Where’s that one from?

    • @tanker4516
      @tanker4516 6 лет назад +3

      TheUKNutter SovietWomble

    • @tnzn4951
      @tnzn4951 6 лет назад

      @@tanker4516 I mean he probably didn't originally make that up, he also probably stole it from somewhere and so on

  • @Palestina.non.grata86
    @Palestina.non.grata86 5 лет назад +2

    2:42 love it!

  • @lilypond8798
    @lilypond8798 7 лет назад +50

    Hugh's the best.

    • @majorali242
      @majorali242 6 лет назад

      That's what she wanted, but i'm small.

  • @MysteriousDrJ
    @MysteriousDrJ 5 лет назад +1

    One of the best post frankie rounds ever, all frickin hilarious lol.

  • @India.H
    @India.H 7 лет назад +15

    Four seasons ago one of the suggestions would've been "Hello, I'm Dara O Briain."

  • @nigelb5341
    @nigelb5341 3 года назад +1

    ....can't believe I'm still watching this clip, and it gets funnier each time!

  • @Modescellar
    @Modescellar 6 лет назад +4

    My Entry:
    Were you born on a motorway, because that's where most accidents happen.

  • @OlpyColpy
    @OlpyColpy 3 года назад

    I swear anything that comes out of James’ mouth is gold

  • @Ruisu101
    @Ruisu101 7 лет назад +283

    Hugh Dennis is carrying this show...

    • @davidsmith-nb6np
      @davidsmith-nb6np 7 лет назад +24

      Artemis Kastor and James acaster

    • @Ruisu101
      @Ruisu101 7 лет назад +3

      david smith
      Meh, I guess. I feel like MtW has sort of 'dried up' or 'cleaned up'.

    • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
      @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 7 лет назад +2

      Hugh and Dara are the real stars of the Mock the week and the rest are shit!

    • @diarmidthomson7878
      @diarmidthomson7878 6 лет назад +4

      Andy Parsons and Ed Byrne too

    • @jackhoward10
      @jackhoward10 6 лет назад

      Milton was the best

  • @ellademore1506
    @ellademore1506 3 года назад +1

    “Your father's going to prison!”
    Best. Line. Ever.

    • @BarackObamaJedi
      @BarackObamaJedi 3 года назад +1

      a close tie to *air quotes * "get off your lips!"

  • @Showmetheevidence-
    @Showmetheevidence- 7 лет назад +3

    One of their best rounds

  • @stephenmcgrath540
    @stephenmcgrath540 2 года назад +1

    There's a loyalty card every 10 shags I buy u a present 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CliftonPhotographer
    @CliftonPhotographer 5 лет назад +14

    "You're the most beautiful woman I've seen in 20 years. Yeah prison was tough!"

  • @theperspectifier42
    @theperspectifier42 4 года назад

    James and Hugh have perfected delivery