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    Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine the events of the week.
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  • @dykethatbites
    @dykethatbites 5 лет назад +2752

    1:07 is the most British thing I’ve seen
    “After you”
    “No, I insist”
    “I might take it-“
    “Screw it”

    • @Toby-Wan-Kenobi940
      @Toby-Wan-Kenobi940 4 года назад +36

      Random Fandom Thot Acaster: blitzing in like its 1940

    • @sodapop4949
      @sodapop4949 4 года назад +3

      @@Toby-Wan-Kenobi940 nice

  • @ZanraiKid
    @ZanraiKid 6 лет назад +5649

    Acaster is so slick, he doesn’t even have to tell a joke to get a reaction.

    • @ireneparkin3360
      @ireneparkin3360 5 лет назад +10

      69th like.... Sorry about that.

    • @jb66544
      @jb66544 5 лет назад +27

      Emmett red shirt

    • @Ash-cb2li
      @Ash-cb2li 5 лет назад +8

      ZanraiKid acasters shtick is putting on a weird voice and acting like a man-child. Literally it funny at all

    • @mattwood613
      @mattwood613 5 лет назад +14

      I find him annoying and unfunny

    • @adam3049
      @adam3049 5 лет назад +7

      Ino he is not one bit fujny and everyone finds him hilarious

  • @megalaxmax9979
    @megalaxmax9979 7 лет назад +4187

    That Batman joke didn't get as much loved as it deserved imo. James Acaster has perfect comedy timing.

    • @caitconlon5580
      @caitconlon5580 5 лет назад +8

      MegaLaxMax true it was the best one

    • @milliewest245
      @milliewest245 5 лет назад +12

      I can't stop laughing at that joke, definitely the best one

    • @ollie7811
      @ollie7811 4 года назад +2

      It was the worst one

    • @alexpowell1184
      @alexpowell1184 4 года назад +2

      Everyone was laughing though

    • @katanalandt4371
      @katanalandt4371 4 года назад +1

      His voice is nails on a chalkboard to me.

  • @andyf5527
    @andyf5527 5 лет назад +519

    “yes fifty shades of grey, i’m well good at charades, put your top back on nan”
    genius😂😂

    • @cov9290
      @cov9290 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @cdrewell3575
    @cdrewell3575 4 года назад +96

    When they were like “no you go” and Acaster slid in front of the mic. Smooth

    • @markdenio4537
      @markdenio4537 3 года назад +7

      That he gave it up and kept walking killed me.

  • @london2554
    @london2554 5 лет назад +148

    ‘It is Christmas, today? Well the shops have kept that very quiet.’

  • @Merritt_Maverick
    @Merritt_Maverick 6 лет назад +30

    "What the fuck is eggnog". Laughed at that harder then I should have, lol 😂😂. One of my favorite lines.

  • @maelstrom197
    @maelstrom197 7 лет назад +3345

    Well Sara and John have split up... Do you reckon the toothbrush/holiday dichotomy was the reason for their breakup?

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 7 лет назад +304

      No they probably broke up amicably but joked about it.

    • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
      @TheFrugalVideoGamer 7 лет назад +177

      Seems that way, since (according to Wikipedia) John accepted an award on her behalf just this past March.
      Also, they had a similar joke in another episode (Things You Wouldn't Hear on Crimewatch; S15 E11) - "When questioned, the suspect said 'he made so many jokes about me on Mock the Week I couldn't hack it anymore'."

    • @Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg
      @Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg 6 лет назад +57

      Totally not a pineapple More likely the fact that Sarah couldn't muster a sense of humour to save her life.

    • @grecogreco4
      @grecogreco4 6 лет назад +64

      really ? what a relief ! those two doing jokes about each other was the cringiest thing ever.

    • @addykelly1777
      @addykelly1777 6 лет назад +18

      My fiancé bought everyone an electric toothbrush this year. No joke.

  • @fruitbatfox
    @fruitbatfox 6 лет назад +1743

    Reasons not to have actual couples on Mock the Week 😂

    • @JeSuisRene
      @JeSuisRene 6 лет назад +161

      They're both really good comedians separately but together -- just no: it was too cringy for my liking...

    • @fetomy
      @fetomy 5 лет назад +76

      hers wasn't really funny but his response was good imo

    • @angelxstrow5676
      @angelxstrow5676 5 лет назад +19

      They’re not dating anymore. :(

    • @gboss5119
      @gboss5119 5 лет назад +1

      Fuckin pricks

    • @Scottish_Outlander
      @Scottish_Outlander 5 лет назад +5

      G Boss language

  • @clippz3732
    @clippz3732 5 лет назад +47

    When James ran around the mic I lost it ahahahah

  • @Alex-jb2vb
    @Alex-jb2vb 5 лет назад +892

    Acaster is a national treasure

    • @WhySoInstant
      @WhySoInstant 5 лет назад +3

      Agreed. Place a curse on him, bury him and wait 200 years until another poor soul finds him

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 4 года назад +8

      @@WhySoInstant your thinking of a horcrux not a national treasure

    • @bigboredthing
      @bigboredthing Год назад

      SW6!

  • @Euphedoric1
    @Euphedoric1 7 лет назад +566

    the charades one killed me

    • @ashleyp6644
      @ashleyp6644 5 лет назад +1

      Euphedoric As I read that, It was said LOL

    • @aprilwall1491
      @aprilwall1491 4 года назад +2

      Ikr I love Rob beckett

  • @amateuruncle
    @amateuruncle 6 лет назад +254

    ah,, james is an actual ray of sunshine like zomg

  • @TylerTheObserver
    @TylerTheObserver 3 года назад +34

    I love how when john went up you could see him quickly trying to think of a shit gift she got him lol

  • @crystallise700
    @crystallise700 7 лет назад +548

    The one about the snowman was the best😂

    • @ashleyp6644
      @ashleyp6644 5 лет назад +2

      Luis Fernandes as I read that it was said

  • @cammygrant8896
    @cammygrant8896 6 лет назад +188

    Best part had to be 1:07

    • @elisabethsullivan227
      @elisabethsullivan227 3 года назад +1

      I love how when john went up you could see him quickly trying to think of a shit gift she got him lol

  • @callumhowgego14
    @callumhowgego14 4 года назад +25

    2:48 "Yes Little Annabell, I did say we were going to see the snowman, but I should have explained that the snowman is what I call my coke dealer"

  • @kingdomofskeough6880
    @kingdomofskeough6880 6 лет назад +163

    James Acaster is a legend

  • @robin1229
    @robin1229 5 лет назад +153

    Damn ppl in the comments rly hate Sarah- I think she's pretty funnny tbh

    • @tourzrap
      @tourzrap 4 года назад +1

      Robin and unnecessary and unfunny

    • @sambullock8339
      @sambullock8339 3 года назад +7

      I also think she pretty good

    • @robin1229
      @robin1229 3 года назад +4

      @@tourzrap are you a man? I bet you are

    • @roogy1622
      @roogy1622 3 года назад

      @@robin1229 What does that have to do with anything?

    • @death2boredom338
      @death2boredom338 3 года назад +1

      @@roogy1622 Prob the whole, "Men don't think women are funny.", thing. I personally have liked some of the stuff she's done on Mock the Week. Some of the other female guests though...they play around to much with he, "pushing the agenda" type thing.

  • @camaroblackmatte
    @camaroblackmatte 7 лет назад +1719

    no really wtf is eggnog ?

    • @spierbandia
      @spierbandia 7 лет назад +85

      alcoholic very liquid custard. made from cream milk eggs cinnamon and brandy

    • @jdawn1982
      @jdawn1982 7 лет назад +23

      vali grad it's disgusting.

    • @ROCdevelopments
      @ROCdevelopments 7 лет назад +17

      I actually like it.

    • @daveh7720
      @daveh7720 7 лет назад +20

      Don't forget nutmeg, which in sufficient quantities is an hallucinogen.

    • @ROCdevelopments
      @ROCdevelopments 7 лет назад +5

      ***** That stuff will put you in bed for days. There is a reason why it's not being used. The hangover is alcohol x100

  • @RyanGiggsOBE
    @RyanGiggsOBE 7 лет назад +1038

    Rob Beckett, the voice of the people!

    • @ThatCoalSoul
      @ThatCoalSoul 6 лет назад +12

      ...but sadly the least funny of the group!!!

    • @KilljoyRPMX
      @KilljoyRPMX 6 лет назад +44

      I think Sara Pascoe takes the biscuit on that one actually

    • @harrytodhunter5078
      @harrytodhunter5078 6 лет назад +3

      All of you are wrong. Sara and Rob are the best, followed by james, then Hugh, then the other two.

    • @Writeous0ne
      @Writeous0ne 5 лет назад +5

      what the fuck is egg nog is a likely thing to say

    • @TyMarshall007
      @TyMarshall007 5 лет назад

      @@KilljoyRPMX I dont find her funny

  • @daynaedwards6838
    @daynaedwards6838 4 года назад +154

    Anyone else been pulled into a binge watching marathon of mock the week?😂

    • @MsShellectable
      @MsShellectable 4 года назад +4

      It's now 6:30 am and I've been watching clips since midnight. I could not stop myself. Good thing it's Sunday.

    • @daynaedwards6838
      @daynaedwards6838 4 года назад +1

      Shelley Handler lol xD

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 года назад

      Haven't watched any for a while, an on about clip 8, I think I'm going to stop now cause I have some other important unfinished vids, otherwise I'll still be watching Ruben 2/3hrs later, thanks, I think

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 года назад

      @@MsShellectable just checking toy mean sun morning, so you started sat night, & not that it's sun night ie. Mon morning

    • @ThomasCorfield
      @ThomasCorfield 3 года назад

      Yes. HOW DO I GET OUT?

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 лет назад +128

    ''Thanks for this im gonna put it on ebay tomorrow''

    • @obs4281
      @obs4281 6 лет назад +2

      Michael Langley meh

  • @WinstonKillDeath
    @WinstonKillDeath 3 года назад +11

    The amount of people who think Sara and John were airing real complaints is sad.

  • @noble1438
    @noble1438 6 лет назад +159

    Rob Beckett. The voice of the people

  • @ada4927
    @ada4927 7 лет назад +653

    John and Sara were so cute here! Pity they broke up.

    • @Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg
      @Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg 6 лет назад +55

      Adam Straw Yeah shame no one told them to be funny!!!!

    • @diacaster7631
      @diacaster7631 6 лет назад +1

      Adam Straw m

    • @JacobOlli
      @JacobOlli 5 лет назад

      Who is John?

    • @potterpotty01
      @potterpotty01 4 года назад +2

      i think she dumped him because of his shitty taste in gifts!

    • @lagroad
      @lagroad 4 года назад

      Maybe it was those roasted nuts on christmas

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 5 лет назад +95

    If i see James Acaster in the thumbnail, then i click it. It's that simple! ♥ And sometimes it's a bonus and Ed's there in the vid too!

    • @MG-xo2td
      @MG-xo2td 5 лет назад +2

      Neferi Waenre Wonho papa for the win!!

    • @nefwaenre
      @nefwaenre 5 лет назад +1

      @@MG-xo2td waaahaha r you a Monbebe? 💜

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 3 года назад

      Neferi Waenre, can i just say, that you may have the most unique and interesting name i've ever seen? honestly, its like the name of a cool video game character or something :D

  • @theteutonking3306
    @theteutonking3306 4 года назад +10

    My step dad was born on Christmas day. Guess who's getting 40 candles on their turkey this year!

  • @thomasnewling-ward1997
    @thomasnewling-ward1997 4 года назад +9

    John and Sarah were the best comedy duo ever 😭😭😭

  • @noahv7528
    @noahv7528 3 года назад +36

    I love how when Hugh does a sexual joke, most of the time the joke is that he’s super not into it.

  • @chazzybara
    @chazzybara 7 лет назад +268

    "I know you like the song but you really have to stop performing heart surgery on yourself."

  • @domfrost1465
    @domfrost1465 6 лет назад +66

    2:59 😂

    • @louisnewton4292
      @louisnewton4292 3 года назад

      Probably my favorite joke from the whole thing lol

  • @BellaRhiann
    @BellaRhiann 6 лет назад +19

    The last one got me 😂

  • @AshleyBabyMalone
    @AshleyBabyMalone 7 лет назад +194

    I genuinely have no idea what eggnog is

    • @Gambit771
      @Gambit771 6 лет назад +6

      Hardly anyone does.

    • @AD-kv9kj
      @AD-kv9kj 6 лет назад +3

      To clear things up for you, it's basically the same as a posset.

    • @aaronodonoghue1791
      @aaronodonoghue1791 6 лет назад

      a drink made with eggs (and some other stuff but I'm not sure what)

    • @obs4281
      @obs4281 6 лет назад +4

      - Of course you're genuine. What's the point in pretending not to know what eggnog is?

    • @mikewilliams258
      @mikewilliams258 5 лет назад +2

      Ashley Malone And too stupid to use Google. Tragic.

  • @Eromaw
    @Eromaw 7 лет назад +8

    The end caught me off guard. Fucking hell that made me laugh

  • @_rac.hel_
    @_rac.hel_ 3 года назад +3

    I have legit seen this 27 times and everytime, it just gets funnier!!!!! James is always the highlight!!! xx

  • @prodbyskeng5660
    @prodbyskeng5660 6 лет назад +14

    That last one got me 😂😂😂

  • @davedd182
    @davedd182 5 лет назад

    great reminder of all the best sketches, Thanks

  • @Lucy-zl8ly
    @Lucy-zl8ly 5 лет назад +13

    I love that girl's collar!

  • @MMR_LM
    @MMR_LM 2 года назад +3

    Ah yeah, Rob stole the whole thing with that last one

  • @traceycharlesworth296
    @traceycharlesworth296 3 года назад +2

    I've always enjoyed Mock the Week and it's so funny.

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 4 года назад +2

    Hugh and James make
    my day.

  • @msontopoftheworld
    @msontopoftheworld 4 года назад +1

    Every single joke a hit! Bravo!

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 лет назад +90

    ''Christmas is a good excuse to gain a few pounds but you will lose more pounds after you've spent all your money on presents knowing that your family will hate them''

    • @obs4281
      @obs4281 6 лет назад +1

      Michael Langley meh

  • @theaemily3288
    @theaemily3288 4 года назад +2

    1:51 that’s not a joke that genuinely describes my life and my 16th birthday lol

  • @MrRobotman
    @MrRobotman 7 лет назад +1

    The Christmas specials are the best.

  • @lolololol4035
    @lolololol4035 5 лет назад +2

    As someone with a Christmas Eve birthday it’s a lot more likely than you think 1:50 😂😂😂

    • @izzie3956
      @izzie3956 5 лет назад

      Bee I’m Dec 22 I get you 😂😂😂

  • @gaiapurpure
    @gaiapurpure 4 года назад +6

    I’ve got one: “Christmas dinner!? No, I’m intermittent fasting… AND SO ARE YOU!”

  • @peticasl7183
    @peticasl7183 5 лет назад +16

    *pret a manger*
    I CANT EVEN

  • @Victoria-nq2ur
    @Victoria-nq2ur 5 лет назад +5

    The sad thing is I actually got an electric toothbrush for Christmas last year

  • @blackcorp0001
    @blackcorp0001 6 лет назад

    Watching this again at Christmas lol

  • @taurnilx
    @taurnilx 3 года назад

    I love James Acaster's batman joke! XD

  • @Potionette81
    @Potionette81 2 года назад

    'Oh look, all the little Bounty bars have been eaten up and there's none left in the Celebrations box!'

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 лет назад +10

    ''Ill tell you what. You stuff the turkey more times than me''

    • @obs4281
      @obs4281 6 лет назад

      Michael Langley meh

  • @paulhoskin3286
    @paulhoskin3286 5 лет назад

    Omg you got me exactly what I wanted

  • @harrywithanh
    @harrywithanh 5 лет назад +2

    Merry Christmas!

  • @rachell4417
    @rachell4417 2 года назад

    Brilliant

  • @sodapop4949
    @sodapop4949 4 года назад

    I love the monotone ones

  • @itdenelll
    @itdenelll 7 месяцев назад

    1:09 yes dont think I’d here acaster’s footsteps as he walks around a microphone on christmas

  • @faodaildolls6019
    @faodaildolls6019 5 лет назад +2

    Okay, but is anyone going to talk about that cat collar? It’s 👌

  • @ireneparkin3360
    @ireneparkin3360 4 года назад +5

    To give Hugh's joke a bit of context, every shop starts selling Xmas stuff as early as mid September.

  • @SomethingStupide
    @SomethingStupide 5 лет назад +3

    I actually once asked for an electric toothbrush for Christmas :D
    Last Christmas gift I ever got from my mum....

  • @goldenscarecrow
    @goldenscarecrow 3 года назад

    There’s, now, at least 3 videos of their relationship and that’s the only reason I watch them

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +2

    Well at the end of this family game night, it’s Christmas, so everyone wins! Just kidding it’s our favorite child who won and that would be your sister.

  • @OldRaver
    @OldRaver 5 лет назад +27

    I put a timer on for Monopoly for 1 hour.. whomever has the most money and rent value for their property after an hour wins.
    Ain’t nobody got time for that!!
    (I’m a barrel of laughs, honest)

  • @Maximillian-Tiberius-Rex
    @Maximillian-Tiberius-Rex 2 года назад

    best advise for sprouts ive ever heard

  • @joekunedo
    @joekunedo 5 лет назад +5

    1:08
    Gangster AF

  • @ailurophile4341
    @ailurophile4341 4 года назад +2

    What the frick is egg nog?
    LOL THAT'S ME (I'm Asian but still celebrates Christmas)

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean 6 лет назад +1

    The log is really fragrant. I told you not to give granddad any more corn.

  • @useranon9571
    @useranon9571 4 года назад

    I’m dying right now 😂🤩

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад +1

    Oh I got you that present? I should’ve gone to Specsavers

  • @jonahscott7385
    @jonahscott7385 4 года назад

    2:48 Why Christmas is such a frustrating time

  • @skylermills3526
    @skylermills3526 5 лет назад +3

    1:12 😂😂

  • @flannelgay420
    @flannelgay420 4 года назад +2

    “The Snowman is what I call my coke dealer”
    **Jeezy has entered the chat**

  • @yaboiii360
    @yaboiii360 5 лет назад +3

    2:59😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @harlempunk4481
    @harlempunk4481 5 лет назад

    Whose line is it anyway is WAAAAYYY better.

  • @simeonbaumel7293
    @simeonbaumel7293 3 года назад

    One unlikely thing to hear on Christmas is "Happy Chanukah".

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 4 года назад +1

    ''That's about as pointless as fining a tree for littering''

  • @versionpardner6645
    @versionpardner6645 6 лет назад

    Oh! Theres no bounty bars left

  • @salty_chipz2514
    @salty_chipz2514 5 лет назад +1

    The funny thing is.. an electric toothbrush was My first present this year...

  • @andrewmacdonald9868
    @andrewmacdonald9868 6 лет назад +190

    Ye Sarah, u said it! It was a shit joke

    • @GrChuks
      @GrChuks 6 лет назад +5

      Thought she said ‘shit game’

  • @patriciamcgeorge2575
    @patriciamcgeorge2575 5 лет назад

    happy Easter

  • @NewfieMan98
    @NewfieMan98 Год назад

    I'd bankrupt Rob Beckett from buying walmuts and cashews if I was ever at his place for Christmas.

  • @nailarahman2420
    @nailarahman2420 5 лет назад +9

    1:07 you'll thank me later

  • @lroberts6828
    @lroberts6828 4 года назад

    Is it just me or the guy in the skull T-shirt sound like Dan from Dan and phill 😂

  • @nightingale2505
    @nightingale2505 5 лет назад

    'You need a dopeman
    Oh you need snowman'

  • @LiamWhiteSports14
    @LiamWhiteSports14 4 года назад +1

    2:30😂😂😂

  • @Nathaniel297
    @Nathaniel297 4 года назад

    That first one is really good she is cool

  • @tealnairn
    @tealnairn 5 лет назад +1

    That man looks so much like James Blunt

  • @Naeshabby
    @Naeshabby 6 лет назад +18

    James Acaster stands out among them

  • @themortician3186
    @themortician3186 5 лет назад

    Sarah’s t short is so funny

  • @madamm2026
    @madamm2026 4 года назад

    Soooo funney 👍👌

  • @21anusha
    @21anusha 4 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
    That was hilarious .

  • @pigston3661
    @pigston3661 5 лет назад

    1:06 haha

  • @9vlanneh
    @9vlanneh 5 лет назад

    What tf is eggnog?! 😂😂

  • @shadowgoose1702
    @shadowgoose1702 5 лет назад

    Oh boy

  • @mutsa_
    @mutsa_ 5 лет назад

    James Acaster 😂

  • @katiewright7936
    @katiewright7936 5 лет назад

    I love James acaster

  • @abulato
    @abulato 6 лет назад

    YES!!!!! I GOT CLOTHES!!!! YYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

  • @JustinCoasters
    @JustinCoasters 7 лет назад

    Happy Kwanzaa family