@@mjb7015 Scared of Dom because he's the crazy, psychopathic, crypto bro. Scared of Tegan because she's the dominate, sexy influencer who abuses her position to scam people of their money. So Dommy Mommy scared?
@@teganverthis entire game felt like you were liveskeeting on the part of bluesky adjacent to where the lesbians hang out: unhinged and yet occasionally disturbingly relatable
Tegan was great in previous videos, and threatened a couple of break out moments, but in this one I don’t think I have laughed so much at basic humour, absolutely sold it. Dom should be afraid of losing his main character role.
@@Tsubasaotaku10 oh shit no! Bad grammar 🤣. Nah my dad just talks.... Metaphorically and... Exaggerated very similar to how Dom was in the "ted talk" intro
IS THAT JONMARTIN I SEE IN THAT PFP??? :DD i was thinking about them for the entire episode (tma has taken over my brain) and i scroll down to see this lmfao
Next: Monopoly! But it's The British Museum sending its employees around the world, looking for artefacts to steal 😂😂 Might be too dark of a joke though lolol
I petition a "Monopoly but Colonialism" With Dom as Otto von Bismarck at the Berlin Conference and the others as Leaders of Imperialist Europe scrambling for Africas riches.
It would be better to set up Dom as Leopold II of Belgium and let it happen in Congo instead. It is more fun when the players are being oppressed by Dom, otherwise someone would be Brit and have far more power in Africa then Dom. Also, Leopold II was certainly Stalin level of awful.
I think the original creators of The Landlord's Game would love this. The economic and societal criticism inherent in the twist really gets back to the game's roots.
@@vampirelibrarian777Its a pun on “The Blair Witch Project”, a horror movie phenomenon from the 90’s that basically pioneered the found footage subgenre
Don't know what's funnier, the hilarious accuracy of Dom's crypto bro or the actual crypto bots in the comments that think this is a serious crypto vid
This was so fun! Dom Bankman-Fraud is my financial role model for sure, but I think Tegan might be my favourite character in the monopoly extended universe so far
Dom being the main character went from a joke to absolute truth. What an actor. What a brilliant man. What a Keeper. Why.. why do I have these hooves... oinkoinksqueeeee
The effort put into that slide show was unreal. How does this man do it? It was beautiful, infomative, heartwarming and dare I say it a little bit sexy. Please Take my money and invest mr Fraud. I have full faith in you.
Agreed. When Foprah invested and it lowered the value of the currency I was really confused. I get mining increasing the supply but if someone is investing outside money in a cryptocurrency then the supply isn't changing. The demand is just increasing which means so is its value. She's buying a certain amount of a coin, not just making it out of thin air.
@@alexsis1778 i tihnk what he whispers and is meant to imply is that he being the man behind the spreadsheet is artificially creating more coing for foprah, not just her investing, thats what i gathered at least
Just when I think i can't love Teagan being apart of my virtual life throhgb PartsFunKnown and NoRollsBarred, this episode drops. We definitely need Tegan to do this character in every video now 😅
This is an incredible start already. The Tedx talk parody, the black turtleneck, Bankman-Fraud, CRYPTO. I am watching it and yet I can't possibly wait lmao. Also Dom is very handsome in a full beard
This reminds me of a line from scp-7000, which is a complete cessation of all random chance, namely: Item: Sudden and wholesale collapse of all extant cryptocurrency markets. Reactive Action: None taken; event fully consistent with long-term probability models. Which I feel fits the vibe of this video perfectly.
These were all the best intros of all time but I have to highlight "Hi I'm Tegan I'm an influencer, girl boss, CEO, investor, adult film star and soon to be brain surgeon". This is now my go to intro at every party I will ever attend for all of time.
Bankman fraud, 20 seconds in and I’m already broken
😂😂😂
Just like the Totally Safe Exchange 😂
Sent an image to Coffeezilla already
same!!! i instantly lost it 🤣🤣🤣
@@Lenneth8 coffee's next episode will be him exposing how Domcoin is the biggest scam in crypto ever.
As with every role, I am a little scared Dom is playing it too well
Edit: Fear of Dom canceled, fear of Tegan unlocked
so true lmao
Let me just lean over...
Mark me down as scared AND horny.
Why not fear them both?
@@mjb7015 Scared of Dom because he's the crazy, psychopathic, crypto bro. Scared of Tegan because she's the dominate, sexy influencer who abuses her position to scam people of their money. So Dommy Mommy scared?
The recurring bit of Dom not giving change to Sully is gold.
Stalin Dom reincarnated
They made a video about fake crypto scams and real crypto scam bots are flocking to the comments. This is truly an art piece
I was so confused, I thought they were joke comments
Life imitates art.
"All I have ever bothered to learn was cuneiform" our favorite OnlyFans streamer will never be scammed off low quality copper from Ea Nasir
As per my last clay tablet
I was totally expecting a cunnilingus joke when she said that haha
enjoyed this reference
Imagine Dom Plays Ea-Nasir
I was expecting Braille.
Dom's most chilling and terrifying character yet: a crypto bro
"for the LAST TIME, it's 'forgive me Father for I have sinned', NOT 'sorry daddy I've been naughty'!!"
- someone, at Tegan's character, probably
DEFINITELY probably.
Character?
After Stalin and Satan, I didn't think Dom could play an even more evil role. I was so wrong.
You forgot Caligula and a mad scientist who creates a zombie virus, all of which are not as scary as this
@@Vampirecronicler Of course, silly me.
What's next? Dom as Henry VII?
Tegan is really threatening Dom's main character status here.
I could never replace daddyyyyy
@@teganver I dunno, missing out on a follow up to the OnlyFans bit was certainly a point in your favour
"character?"
@@teganverthis entire game felt like you were liveskeeting on the part of bluesky adjacent to where the lesbians hang out: unhinged and yet occasionally disturbingly relatable
Tegan was great in previous videos, and threatened a couple of break out moments, but in this one I don’t think I have laughed so much at basic humour, absolutely sold it. Dom should be afraid of losing his main character role.
Just when I thought Dom cannot be topped, Tegan comes in like a wrecking ball
If anyone can top Dom, it's Teagen 😂
@@emilyrln oh can she now? 😏
@@doublecorvid🤣
I'm pretty sure Dom's been topped more than a few times. 😏
eyyy, topped.......... (im so sorry , i had to)
"the train hasn't even left the station yet." STOP TALKING LIKE MY DAD, DOM. ITS SCARING ME.
You have a dad dom?
@@Tsubasaotaku10 oh shit no! Bad grammar 🤣. Nah my dad just talks.... Metaphorically and... Exaggerated very similar to how Dom was in the "ted talk" intro
Daddy Dom :3
IS THAT JONMARTIN I SEE IN THAT PFP??? :DD i was thinking about them for the entire episode (tma has taken over my brain) and i scroll down to see this lmfao
@@DreamyFlowerz yes, I want what they have 🤣😭
Dom continually losing it every time an "inappropriate" joke is made is hilarious
I'm always happy when I see Dom create a new type of Monopoly
I can't wait for the future where most of their budge goes to buying more Monopoly boards for him.
Best time of the month
Next: Monopoly! But it's The British Museum sending its employees around the world, looking for artefacts to steal 😂😂
Might be too dark of a joke though lolol
@@tenerife_sea He did Stalin's Communism, I don't think 'too dark' will be an issue.
Dom: well i dont make the rules
Blair: YES YOU DO!!
That got me
Blair's reactions to Tegan made everything Tegan did 10X funnier. Fantastic! Blair and Tegan would be such a fun duo.
blair seemed genuinely taken aback and maybe a bit irritated
Oh no, he found something worse than hell to mix with monopoly😭😭
Once again Tegan rocks.
NFT killed me
Edit: oh and Sullivan tweeting 'Hat Hat Hat' is the best
I'm always reassured by someone telling me four or five times how safe something is, with emphasis
You know what the gang might enjoy? Diplomacy!
Pretty simple rules, lots of backstabbing. Dom would thrive
I keep forgetting Ken's character, and then he drops "I haven't seen my kids in months!"
Yo, don't sleep on Ken. He's a silent assassin. He'll kill you with one-liners. xD
Tegan making sullivan red faced is so nice.
I was waiting with baited breath after Dom said "cock up" and boy did she deliver. Even Dom broke.
Tegan being a complete menace and embracing the character is priceless.
As one of Dom's little piglets I feel very conflicted by Teagan in this video
I'm oinking
Tbf I’m not convinced she wasn’t almost converting Dom lol
I can oink for Dom and still be a Daddy Pig
There was a single moment where when she called him Daddy it felt like maybe he was also ever so slightly conflicted 😅
I didn't think they could 1-up communopoly. I was mistaken.
Ye all were great, but the Cryptopoly was definietely the best so far 😂
I petition a "Monopoly but Colonialism"
With Dom as Otto von Bismarck at the Berlin Conference and the others as Leaders of Imperialist Europe scrambling for Africas riches.
then i wish to petition a Fallout/Wasteland Bottlecap-opoly
I'd prefer them carving up the Ottoman Empire personally.
Still waiting for Mao Zedong's Communopoly
@@crafterofdoom that was Zombiopoly
It would be better to set up Dom as Leopold II of Belgium and let it happen in Congo instead.
It is more fun when the players are being oppressed by Dom, otherwise someone would be Brit and have far more power in Africa then Dom. Also, Leopold II was certainly Stalin level of awful.
Dom dressing as steve jobs activates neurons in my brain idk i had
"Who the hell is Steve Jobs...?"
this is actually, somehow, the least attractive I have found Dom since I started watching NRB. Even Stalin and Lucifer were fitter than this lmfaooo
Hi piglet.
@@christopherbrown1988 Ligma ballz
It’s his evil doppelgänger, Steve Unemployed 😂
No matter what happens, Tegan has won.
Tegan should've gotten Joke of the Day for NFTs
Aye Tegan's back!! Love her energy!
Edit: THE NFT JOKE GEEZ
Non-Fungible Old Kent Road
Crypto, Bankman Fraud, Tegan's NFT....this may be the greatest No rolls Barred episode. Please more Tegan.
"it's a whale that Tegan would like" My mind immediately said Humpback.
Same
I am thought of sperm whale
Sperm whale
Not the off screen presentation😭
NFTs....Nice F****** T*****......almost killed me with laughter
Say the line coward
Best NFT description to date!!!
Can I buy a vowel?
I think the original creators of The Landlord's Game would love this. The economic and societal criticism inherent in the twist really gets back to the game's roots.
Tegans NFTs! 👍
Her NFTs are very nice.
Quite profitable I hear.
@@DeltaEntropy Bought her way through med school!
@@AdeptusCaeiusIIIlap danced her way through med school
I almost slipped a disc laughing so hard at that.
These Monopoly videos continue to impress. And Tegan's commitment to her bit was amazing.
Why does "I'll just lean over" genuinely never get old😂😂
Take a shot every time Tegan leans over, alcohol poisoning speedrun
this series is just gambling on what will come faster : the cease and desist or the sponsorship
Surfshark says hi lol
Oh Tegan’s in this one …Oh NO Tegan’s in this one 😂
It's only a matter of time until Dom ascends to his truest form, Nyarlathotopoly.
The Kingopoly in Yellow
The Domwich Horror
@@matwashington2784 Necrodomicon
Nyaruko-dom, crawling with greed
The three people who commented after me... I admit defeat.
"If this video doesn't get a billion views, then what's the point?"
True, Sullivan. Tegan is loose, and untamed, and I love all of that. :D
"Blair Twitch Project"... oh well, that's me done for.
Oh god I din't realize that at first. That's hilarious
I’m sorry I don’t get the joke :0?
@@vampirelibrarian777Its a pun on “The Blair Witch Project”, a horror movie phenomenon from the 90’s that basically pioneered the found footage subgenre
Cant wait to for Dom to whip out Monopoly, But With Real life Consequences 🤣 looking forward to this episode thanks guys!!
The world is not ready
I'm waiting for Domopoly; the monopoly where all the spaces are various Dom Monopoly games.
@@mocken999 that sounds incredible, a game all about Dom (more than they already are) is hilarious 🤣
Sullivan's face turns so red with Tegan's jokes. Especially at 32:25
Priceless. I read this right as the joke was said.
Tegan is clearly the MVP= most videos published
Don't know what's funnier, the hilarious accuracy of Dom's crypto bro or the actual crypto bots in the comments that think this is a serious crypto vid
I kind of hate how attractive I found Tegans character 🤦. I'm a mess
Had to watch the last 45 minutes of the episode while standing in a cold shower.
@@Dinkfod_Q_Oglethorpe nice f**king ti**es floored me 😂 (had to asterisks it or no doubt it would gef shadow banned)
Blair blushing at nearly everything she said is hilarious@@Dinkfod_Q_Oglethorpe
@@Dinkfod_Q_Oglethorpe Because you couldn't afford her OF?
Tegan going all in has become as scary as Dom going all in, terror twins achievement unlocked
One day his game mixing will doom us all.
we'll get Monopolyception
One day? W̸̧̢̢̻̲̪̘̹̘̠̟̮͚̫̋̈́̓̓̓͌͊͗͝ẹ̸̡̣͍͔͈͉̣͈̳̻̠̞̺̙̔̃͋́̃́ ̵̢͖̟̜̘͕͇̞̀̌̿̊̉̊͜a̵̡̦͇̘͓̯̬̥̺̗͋̈́͛r̶̛͍̰̮͖͊̈́͋̀̎͊͊̚͝ȇ̴̺̉̾͗̈́̂͘ ̴̥̘̭̬̯͓̲̮͖̲͌̆͆̊͑̊̈́͊̎͂̚͝ͅḁ̶̛̘̮̮̘̠̥̀́̑́́̎̏l̵̡̧̬͚̣̻̗̓̽͊͌͛̀̕͝r̸̢̧̛̹̣̫̗̻̟̳̥̻̈́͛̑̀͑̀̍̏̄̔͑̒͜ḛ̸̛̛̭͕̩͔͈̗̙̻̻̟̫͔̀̅̋́̄̆̑͝a̸̛͕̳̠̞̬̪͓̞̜̺̯̐̓̀̀̈͐̏̃́̔̎͆̚͜d̶̼̣̞̖̩̝̭́̾̆́͘͜ͅỳ̶̮̣̯̖̭͇̦̣̼̼̙̾̒̃̔͊̈͛̓͋̽͘ ̷̢̨̛̯̳͕̟͚͙̹̞̼̫̭͆̓̉̄͆̀͑͐͗̏̈́̍͆͜͝ͅd̶͔̪̖̰̼̭̳̈̽̎̄̿̕ȯ̵̭̞͌̾͋͆͑̚͝o̴̬͌́̆́̍͊̀̍̈̂̕͝m̸͚͎̀̑̎̔̈́̋̉̅̂̑͜ę̸̫̞͕̜̝̠̬͈̳̟̪̀͌̽̊͂d̷̨̡̖̗̳̻̲̟͉̩͕͓̹̦͔̊̾̎͂̈́̄͛͂
*Dom us all.
You mean it will Dom us all.
Monopoly but ... the 3D shooter Doom
"Monopoly, But..." is the best No Rolls Barred series, no other episodes come close.
It only happened because of "House Rules"
Can anything be better?
And honestly, this one was pretty peak
Teegans energy this video balanced the pain so well, just brought everyone back to giggles, in the best way!
The funniest thing was him just clicking the remote pointlessy and the ted ex talk
This was so fun! Dom Bankman-Fraud is my financial role model for sure, but I think Tegan might be my favourite character in the monopoly extended universe so far
Take a shot every time Sully's face matches the neon in the background.
I love how this video explores such interesting concepts but it's kinda crazy how nobody's talking about the book called Forbidden Crypto Hacks
they did NOT appreciate teagan's cuneiform joke at 41:40 as much as they should have
Just waiting for the Lovecraftian monopoly that will finally break the players sanity and free them from this suffering
They did it
You mean this? ruclips.net/video/1N2ht4tcrSM/видео.html
Everybody say... "Thank you, Daddy!"
Dom being the main character went from a joke to absolute truth. What an actor. What a brilliant man. What a Keeper.
Why.. why do I have these hooves... oinkoinksqueeeee
He is wine.
Tegan threw me off the chair with NFTs 🤣🤣
"A C___ up your end isn't the worst thing" - I lost it on that one
Lovin' that Blair is echoing what happened in the Decorum game, by slowly going "no...oh no..." as Tegan slowly de-monetizes the video xD
She could just monetise by putting clips of this on OF, nothing more outrageous than her out of context clips from NRB
The effort put into that slide show was unreal. How does this man do it? It was beautiful, infomative, heartwarming and dare I say it a little bit sexy.
Please Take my money and invest mr Fraud. I have full faith in you.
Rules for Monopoly But...
1. Do not trust Dom.
2. DO NOT TRUST DOM!
3. Sullivan must suffer.
Yep. But the funny part is, Sullivan technically won this. xD
Dom Bankman-Fried was an amazing opener lmao
Don't you mean Fraud? 😂
I feel like this was the least thought out “Monopoly but,” which means it’s a perfect representation of crypto.
Agreed. When Foprah invested and it lowered the value of the currency I was really confused. I get mining increasing the supply but if someone is investing outside money in a cryptocurrency then the supply isn't changing. The demand is just increasing which means so is its value. She's buying a certain amount of a coin, not just making it out of thin air.
@@alexsis1778 i tihnk what he whispers and is meant to imply is that he being the man behind the spreadsheet is artificially creating more coing for foprah, not just her investing, thats what i gathered at least
backhanded
@@sadnessofwildgoats when your source material is an elaborate bait-n-switch scam, it’s hard not to make it incomprehensible.
@@alexsis1778my brain immediately went to the time Elon Musk went on SNL and endorsed Bitcoin and the value of it absolutely *plummeted*
This video killed me nd only halfway through, tegan is killing the O.F girl persona calling dom daddy absolutely broke me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Oh I should hit that like button, "I'll just lean over"
Tegan should be in every episode, for no particular reason
This episode was brilliant, but Tegan's definietely the MVP 😂
Ken's delight over the continuity issue of Quick Rich was so funny. You don't see Ken giggly very often haha!
I love the monthly episodes of "Monopoly, But It's Dom's Thinly-Veiled Political Statements." Truly the highlight of my day,
Just when I think i can't love Teagan being apart of my virtual life throhgb PartsFunKnown and NoRollsBarred, this episode drops. We definitely need Tegan to do this character in every video now 😅
CEO Ken gripping about his ex wife was hilarious. 😂😂😂
Loved the Chaotic Neutral trailer btw.
This is an incredible start already. The Tedx talk parody, the black turtleneck, Bankman-Fraud, CRYPTO. I am watching it and yet I can't possibly wait lmao.
Also Dom is very handsome in a full beard
"Dom does TED talks" could be whole new genre for the entire No Rolls Barred channel!
We need him on Smartypants ASAP
Me watching Teegan play her character: “Boy I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me”
Good luck 😂
Dominic Allen's series "Monopoly, but..." deserves a Bafta!
This reminds me of a line from scp-7000, which is a complete cessation of all random chance, namely:
Item: Sudden and wholesale collapse of all extant cryptocurrency markets.
Reactive Action: None taken; event fully consistent with long-term probability models.
Which I feel fits the vibe of this video perfectly.
"There's one answer to the square root of 49." Well...
I GET IT
Dom manages to surprise me every month with these ideas
I'm glad Tegan had fun with this one
I really hope actual crypto circles find this video excited at some new avenue for cypto only to quickly realise what kind of people its actually for.
The bots already have 😂😂
I knew it since they played Fiasco, Tegan is amazingly funny! love her
I thought there would be a RUclips short of all of Tegan's puns from this video. Please let this happen NRB.
Tegan, please don’t stop doing this, it’s amazing and I love it!
omg that intro and the clicker XDXDXDXD im dying
The fact the Monopoly Man has devil horns makes me so happy.
We need a “I’ll just lean over” merch shirt immediately!! 🤣🤣
Teegan's chaos is amazing XD
Less than 20 minutes in and I think this might turn out to be NRB's horniest episode.
damn that "NFT"joke at about 9:35 is crazy haha
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Tegan killing it today
With Dom's intro and him holding the AC control all i can think is he must be very warm under the jumper if he keeps adjusting the temperature.
Crypto: it's like Avon or Essential Oils, but for antisocial shut-ins.
I guess Tegan is the new main character.
These were all the best intros of all time but I have to highlight "Hi I'm Tegan I'm an influencer, girl boss, CEO, investor, adult film star and soon to be brain surgeon". This is now my go to intro at every party I will ever attend for all of time.
I love Tegan's nails. Such a pretty colour.