Okay, Martin standing there SEETHING throughout the Thieves Guild meeting and then the menu pause at 2:00 right before he *finally* backhands someone got me good. 😂
2:18 Even after a couple days have passed, the poor Imperial City guard has trauma from the mud crab encounter so bad, he has panic attacks and goes limp as a defence mechanism at just the mere mention of it.
I'm watching these while in a situation in which I shouldn't be making any noise. This is turning out to be the most difficult "try not to laugh" challenge in my entire life.
1:38 this part kills me. he walking in Armand direction while saying that and the hammer top peaking out of the crowl just to slam it down, that is pure insanity. XD
"Have you heard any word about the other provinces?" "Nothing I'd like to talk about." *Sigh* "What's the news from the other parts of Tamriel?" "Oh that's what you meant by 'other provinces.'"
0:11 Hirtel tries to give the guy he's talking to a subtle hint that he is dying of smoke inhalation and has more to worry about than a Manor being sold. 0:14 but then the Orc still doesn't get the message and tells Hirtel about Kvatch being burned down. Hirtel is angry that the Orc cares more about Kvatch being burned down than he does about Hirtel's face being burned off. So Hirtel just gives a sarcastic "oh no" to further show that he doesn't care about Kvatch at a time like this.
I too love taking the jemane brothers the long way to Weatherleah the same way I love taking Martin and Jauffre the long way to cloud ruler temple. Dont worry lads, the 3rd era wont end until we say so
1:20 Armond: You may not kill eachother during this contest. *Combatants in the background attacking and trying to kill eachother will medieval weapons and knocks out almond Christoph. Armond christoph: Why do I even try!!!!?
@@eldermer idk, when you have a bunch of people standing around that are never normally there, and they are randomly fighting, that looks like you used the console to just drop them in place and make some hostile. I gave up watching after that.
You mean the third clip? These are all followers. If you don't do their quests they'll follow you the whole time, so you can have your own little army. The fight started because I used a fire spell right before I talked to Armand. After the conversation the spell hit him and everyone went crazy. I use mods in the Pure Chaos compilations btw. Which ones I write in the description.
@@eldermer Well thanks for letting me know it's vanilla, at least. I miss the old days of sincere bugs/normal gameplay they happen to catch while recording. Like once getting the Wabbajack I used it on a room of people dining in the castle. It made them all naked and they all freaked.
Thank you for being considerate enough to do this with modded Oblivion graphics. If you had shown it Vanilla, I would have been like "Ahh! Ergh! Oof! Ergh! Oof! Ahh! Oof!" *Dies from eye damage, sad music*
@@eldermer Are you sure? I remember it looking a lot worse than that. Skyrim vanilla looks way worse than that. I guess it's been too long since I have seen any Bethesda game unmodded. All I know is, I can watch that. Skyrim unmodded looks so awful I literally couldn't play it without graphic mods. The NPCs are just hideous. I played it on release but once you have seen it modded there is no going back. I cringe when I see unmodded Skyrim videos.
The longer you keep Martin from becoming Emperor, the angrier he gets
Serves him right, the entitled prick.
“Akatosh bless you and keep you.”
@@chellobalgar9552 Unless you need something, let’s continue on to Weynon Priory.
@@NotMyNick97 To Weynon Priory then.
He doesn't like sidequests... poor martin...
"I saw a Mudcrab a couple of days ago."
* immediately faints from traumatic memory *
The livid yet impotent glare from Martin rarely fails to crack me up.
"Are you confused?"
Almost choked on my god damn sandwich lmfao
Are you confused?
Good day to u
@@williw117What’s new with you?
@@vectro4284 Good bye~
@@williw117 You too
@@vectro4284 How goes it?
Okay, Martin standing there SEETHING throughout the Thieves Guild meeting and then the menu pause at 2:00 right before he *finally* backhands someone got me good. 😂
Omg this description has destroyed me 🤣😂🤣🤣
All while updates are popping up in the top left corner lol
😂
0:11 I cough when MY head is set on fire, too.
But have you heard about Kvatch???
2:18 Even after a couple days have passed, the poor Imperial City guard has trauma from the mud crab encounter so bad, he has panic attacks and goes limp as a defence mechanism at just the mere mention of it.
couple OF days*
3:51 looks like a 70s country rock album cover
Bro how can a game be so unintentionally funny, its hilarious xD
- Akatosh blesh you and keep you
- I DONT THINK SO
9 happy minutes of my life, thank you kind Sir
2:12 "Are you confused", got me 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn. Sean Bean is 100% done with this shit.
He just wants to go to Waynon priory
"Are you confused?"
Yes. Yes i am.
Lol!
It's like i say, oblivion is an unintentional comedy, along with just being a great game in general. And this sure goes to show that
"Go with the Grace of the nine" before murdering you. At least she prayed for your souls deliverance
I'm watching these while in a situation in which I shouldn't be making any noise. This is turning out to be the most difficult "try not to laugh" challenge in my entire life.
I did the same thing! I failed within two minutes at most I bet 😆
- Oh nooo
- Sure.
- Bye.
- You too.
a normal day in oblivion
You're laughing. The man fainted recalling his mudcrab trauma and You're laughing.
The fight at the waterfront with armond christoph had me struggling for air, so fucking funny.
Imagine living in this world...
"Oh no here comes Elder Mer and his entourage again! RUN"
😂
1:38 this part kills me. he walking in Armand direction while saying that and the hammer top peaking out of the crowl just to slam it down, that is pure insanity. XD
Excellent episode. I can't wait for 90 minutes of funny oblivion moments.
Whoever brings me the diary, arhg! ugh!
The Thieves Guild can’t even have a private meeting without being interrupted by a massive fight.
Guilbert's a healthy lad to swing that greathammer that fast for that long
The log fall at 2:49 keeps cracking me up
It's absolutely outstanding 😂😂
"Have you heard any word about the other provinces?"
"Nothing I'd like to talk about."
*Sigh*
"What's the news from the other parts of Tamriel?"
"Oh that's what you meant by 'other provinces.'"
That was so much in that Sigh, she's like "why you always pretend you don't understand what I am asking about, and I always need to put it that way"
"Go with the grace of the Nine☺" **shanks you**
thank for the extra video to my "play at full volume while sleeping" playlist
0:11 Hirtel tries to give the guy he's talking to a subtle hint that he is dying of smoke inhalation and has more to worry about than a Manor being sold. 0:14 but then the Orc still doesn't get the message and tells Hirtel about Kvatch being burned down. Hirtel is angry that the Orc cares more about Kvatch being burned down than he does about Hirtel's face being burned off. So Hirtel just gives a sarcastic "oh no" to further show that he doesn't care about Kvatch at a time like this.
💀
5:16 That's the first unmodded good looking npc I've seen in the game lmao.
If Bethesda ever remakes oblivion, they better keep the same glitches and NPC interactions. That's what makes the game great.
Damn you called it man!
Bro do I got some news..
News for who exactly? Nothing was announced lol
I too love taking the jemane brothers the long way to Weatherleah the same way I love taking Martin and Jauffre the long way to cloud ruler temple. Dont worry lads, the 3rd era wont end until we say so
2:18
The memory was so traumatic he had a heart attack
IT'S BEEN too long since I've had a good laugh!!
Seriously these make me cry of laugther every time.
These oblivion videos will never cease to amaze me
2:50 This is probably the funniest combination of video game mechanics interacting unintentionally hilariously ive ever seen.
2:59 ...the Goblin screams got it there for me🤣🤣
*draws sword* "Go with the grace of the Nine"
Absolutely COLD line
3:47 Perfect "Me with da boys" picture)))
These videos are always both a joy and chaos at the same time! I love it!
Whenever chaos abounds Martin and Guilbert are sure to make an appearance
Bro I died when he said are you confused after all that chaos 😂
That whole scene at 3:12 😆 too good
*swings his axe and hits nobody*
That random guard: "it's all over lawbreaker!"
this stuff is my comfort food
1:58 I love how they all started stuttering.
Everyone's talking about the guard who had a traumatic mud crab experience but nobody is talking about the moron who dropped his wood 2:52
Man. This game gets me laughing every time I see any kinda clip.
I saw some mudcrabs the other day. I steer clear of them.
1:22 he came from nowhere 😭😭
Jauffre jumpscare
that's not fair
Apparently there is no honor among thieves
Hilarious video as alw- Argh! Guh! *dies*
Those three guys are finishing each others sentences, its amazing.
1:20 that'll teach him
Oops, not so fast
Hirtel is so traumatized and now in denial that his hometown is completely burned down.
Martin Septim is so done with your shit 🤣.
"Are u heard about High Elves?"
Whenever I see anyone fighting those starving mountain lions I just KNOW the next thing is going to be Pinarus going "hmm I wonder if montan leon?"
Your videos are pure gold 🤣
I love this channel so much.
You should take them all to umbra. 😂😂😂😂
I love how this game is still so beloved they’re still using the games foundation as a source of memes lol.
Man, keep cooking this stuff
the more i watch it the better it gets
YESS a new video from this guy rocks!!!!
angry martin and the air swimmers should start a band or something
I saw a mud crab a couple of days ago
Falls back unconscious
3:22 best album cover ever
A pleasure, as always
Why does Hertil have to flex his insanely high fire resistance? Quite rude.
Todd’s best work on show….
Idk why he thinks Skyrim is his masterpiece when Oblivion exceeds it in every way
this game is such a masterpiece
"You have too many followers"
Amazing
1:56 has me crying
Are you confused?
I was confused
Hell yeah
Not the 6:40 'we're here to serve' zoom. 🤣
Gah these games are jank, though fun. Lol
7:13 A darkness truly has fallen upon Cyrodiil, 300 gold for a poison apple?? the inflation is insane these days
Ha-ha-ha-ha- CAN-CAN-HOUGH-HOUGH
Are you confused?😶🌫
1:50 Ever the opportunist, Methredhel can't help but smile happily at the newly-opened doyen position.
Yeah, I'm confused.
Wha.. how do you lock stairs??
Im guessing its supposed to be a trap door but still.
I’ve never clicked so fast
Why no face shadows? Just set fixfacenormals to 1 and shadowresolution to 4096 in the ini :D
what is the maximum amount of followers you can get from all possible quests? like 10? not counting the scamps
Beautiful isn't it?
i was denied 13 seconds of funny moments. SAD
Bye.
You too.
Oblivion will always be a classic. They don't make games like these any more. You won't get this kind of funny memes from a 2024 AAA bullshit game.
1:20 Armond: You may not kill eachother during this contest.
*Combatants in the background attacking and trying to kill eachother will medieval weapons and knocks out almond Christoph.
Armond christoph: Why do I even try!!!!?
it's only funny when it is vanilla gameplay bugs, *not* when it's staged with mods.
The "Funny Moments" compilations are all vanilla gameplay.
@@eldermer idk, when you have a bunch of people standing around that are never normally there, and they are randomly fighting, that looks like you used the console to just drop them in place and make some hostile. I gave up watching after that.
You mean the third clip? These are all followers. If you don't do their quests they'll follow you the whole time, so you can have your own little army. The fight started because I used a fire spell right before I talked to Armand. After the conversation the spell hit him and everyone went crazy.
I use mods in the Pure Chaos compilations btw. Which ones I write in the description.
@@eldermer Well thanks for letting me know it's vanilla, at least. I miss the old days of sincere bugs/normal gameplay they happen to catch while recording. Like once getting the Wabbajack I used it on a room of people dining in the castle. It made them all naked and they all freaked.
Thank you for being considerate enough to do this with modded Oblivion graphics. If you had shown it Vanilla, I would have been like "Ahh! Ergh! Oof! Ergh! Oof! Ahh! Oof!" *Dies from eye damage, sad music*
But uhm... It _is_ vanilla graphics.
@@eldermer Are you sure? I remember it looking a lot worse than that. Skyrim vanilla looks way worse than that. I guess it's been too long since I have seen any Bethesda game unmodded. All I know is, I can watch that. Skyrim unmodded looks so awful I literally couldn't play it without graphic mods. The NPCs are just hideous. I played it on release but once you have seen it modded there is no going back. I cringe when I see unmodded Skyrim videos.
Beautiful isn’t she
Man, Martin is pissed that everyone can float but he...