Reminds me of when I duplicated a load of sigil stones in an inn. I had moved on from doing that and fast traveled back to that inn and entered for whatever reason. I saw the innkeeper had quite a bit of gold on them and I don’t think they were important to any quests so I thought I’d kill them and put them in a funky position amongst the Sigil Stones that were piled up in there. I looked around and saw it was only the Innkeeper. So I snuck up and killed them, then I heard, “Someone’s been murdered.” I was detected… by who? I looked around again, no one, then I saw a shadow move near a wall. The NPC had clipped through the wall via Sigil Stones and had witnessed the murder and I couldn’t kill him. Good times.
Just imagine You report someone for conspiracy to murder to the local guards. They go to deal with the situation. Suddenly, an assassin appears out of nowhere and begins to attack. The conspirator begins attacking his target in the chaos. His target fights back. More guards arrive at the scene to take care of the assassin. The scuffle grows as random civilians begin entering the fray. The assassin is killed, but the conspirator remains. In the absolute madness unfolding before you, the guards, in their haste, begin slashing at random bystanders to get to the conspirator. The conspirator is killed, but the guards are in a feeding frenzy. The civilians flee to the chapel, seeking refuge from the assault of the local law enforcement. The guards do not relent. They surge into the chapel as a mob, one of them fucking clotheslines the target of the murder conspirator from before, sending them soaring through a stained glass window on the opposite end of the church. The congregation panics, assuming the guards are attacking criminals and begin to attack the civilians being slaughtered wholesale by the mindless killing machines that are the guards. As blood and violence fills the walls of this holy place, you are suddenly approached by a deep-voiced man with a youthful potato face. "You choose to share your time with me? You humble me!" he meekly says to you, barely heard over the sound of steel slicing through flesh and bone as a literal sea of enraged guards encapsulate him. Suddenly, the guards kill their last victim and the echoing cacophony of warfare is over. Their bloodlust sated, they leave the chapel. As you leave, you hear one of them ask "How can I help you?" As you approach one of the guards and ask them about the situation, the guard simply replies "Sad story, but at least we stopped him in time thanks to you!" And walks away with an arrow embedded in his back. Or at least the air three feet behind his back. I mean this would never actually happen, but could you imagine?
Delos Fandas: after telling the Hero of Kvatch about the Imperial City I have no reason to talk to you. Hero of Kvatch: *Hello darkness, my old friend*
7:34 АХАХАХАХААХАХАХАХ Стражник же записку от Глартира прочитал, почему они с чуваком из тёмного братства начали драться, а потом вообще резню устроили 😭😭😭
Bounty: 2023 Missed the mark a bit there, but that's probably from it being a bit of an older recording That last clip though... that was definitely something
that place near Imperial city with the boat and the village is where the most bizzarre stuff is happening, they should never have added it to the game just to be safe
Fighting 7 bears with his bare fists, what a true legend
With his Bare hands too, impressive
and he's so nonchalant about it too lmao
. "Damn bears..."
He had too much to bear.
He was so casual yet mildly annoyed about it too!
The "You have the hands of a healer" bit had me cracking up
1:46 "Stop! You violated the wall."
the laws of physics
The Night's Wall
Nearly died laughing at 8:22. She flew so far!
That was a good yeet
Straight to Akatosh
When you cast too many feather spells 😂
"To Weynon Priory with you!"
Skyrim engine has the same thing but less strong lmao
9:30 perfectly placed location for your channel's icon lol
For real lol
Just wanted to say, that's clever
8:30 That's the sound of Oblivion 😂
0:05
"Something I can help you with?"
"Uh...Someone behind you might need your help."
HMPH!
3:43 he took those 3 arrows to the chest like a champ 🤣
He so praises light armour, so can't complain.
Boromir style
There's no beauty than watching a mass brawl in crowded city of Oblivion.
No but it's funny
2:21 "How nice! It's just what I wanted" said the prisoner, burning alive in lava
This channel has become the equivalent of RUclips Kids for adults, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Well said
Well met.
*Then pay with your blood*
These just keep getting better.
It just works
5:56 Sheogorath had dinner here yesterday.
*Gets mauled to death by 9 bears*
“Damn bears 😤😒”
Oblivion does some of the work for these but you've got a knack for making funny situations. And your comedic timing and edits are fantastic
You have my thanks, citizen.
That giant fight in Skingrad was gold lmao, Martin will be even more pissed than usual at your shenanigans
1:02 - the startled camera movement when you realise you're being watched 🤣😂🤣😂
There's also someone moving at mach 2 in the water, right before he loots the body 😂
5:35 bro you fucking disassembled him
I'll never get over the male breton high pitched scream when they're attacked
Bernadette falling slowly in front of a beautiful stain glass window is so poetic :')
Oblivion will forever be the best god damn meme game of all time.
Skyrim: Hold my mead!
1:48
Ah, it's good to see the walls of Cheydinhal again."
*"Stop! You violated the law!"*
violated the law of physics right there.
Oblivion never gets old
0:44 Oh Areldil of the lake, what is your wisdom?
3:41 yeah, I’m not buying armor from you, Maro
The guy took three arrows through the heart and didn't even flinch, I trust that armor with my life!
1:13 finishing what umaril started😂 😂
6:03 so that’s how you sacrifice yourself to sheogorath
Damn bears... Going to run me out of Shardock at this rate..
Reminds me of when I duplicated a load of sigil stones in an inn. I had moved on from doing that and fast traveled back to that inn and entered for whatever reason. I saw the innkeeper had quite a bit of gold on them and I don’t think they were important to any quests so I thought I’d kill them and put them in a funky position amongst the Sigil Stones that were piled up in there.
I looked around and saw it was only the Innkeeper. So I snuck up and killed them, then I heard, “Someone’s been murdered.” I was detected… by who? I looked around again, no one, then I saw a shadow move near a wall. The NPC had clipped through the wall via Sigil Stones and had witnessed the murder and I couldn’t kill him.
Good times.
You may not like it, but this is what peak elder scrolls performance looks like.
The guards head popping onto his back then he proceeds to start yelling at you...hilarious.
If everyone is weird, nothing is weird
8:21 well ain't that a clown show and a half.
8:58 "Whew that was crazy! Right I'm heading to the tavern, y'all coming with me?"
I can't eat my breakfast without watching Oblivion videos
4:55 this looked like a perfect Guy Ritchie movie stop-frame "you might be thinking how I ended up in this situation?"
Lmao
those last two bears running into frame at the last second always gets me lmao
The left and right jabs on the large group of bears at 5:00 has be absolutely rolling on the floor laughing 😭😭
"You uave the hands of a healer!" *punches the farm tool back to a plantation owned by House Dres*
2:11
"You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them!"
"How nice! It's just what I wanted."
3:28 lmao what the hell happened to him?? xD
"Murder...!"
"Okay, guess who I am!"
Just imagine
You report someone for conspiracy to murder to the local guards. They go to deal with the situation.
Suddenly, an assassin appears out of nowhere and begins to attack. The conspirator begins attacking his target in the chaos. His target fights back.
More guards arrive at the scene to take care of the assassin. The scuffle grows as random civilians begin entering the fray.
The assassin is killed, but the conspirator remains. In the absolute madness unfolding before you, the guards, in their haste, begin slashing at random bystanders to get to the conspirator.
The conspirator is killed, but the guards are in a feeding frenzy. The civilians flee to the chapel, seeking refuge from the assault of the local law enforcement.
The guards do not relent. They surge into the chapel as a mob, one of them fucking clotheslines the target of the murder conspirator from before, sending them soaring through a stained glass window on the opposite end of the church.
The congregation panics, assuming the guards are attacking criminals and begin to attack the civilians being slaughtered wholesale by the mindless killing machines that are the guards.
As blood and violence fills the walls of this holy place, you are suddenly approached by a deep-voiced man with a youthful potato face. "You choose to share your time with me? You humble me!" he meekly says to you, barely heard over the sound of steel slicing through flesh and bone as a literal sea of enraged guards encapsulate him.
Suddenly, the guards kill their last victim and the echoing cacophony of warfare is over. Their bloodlust sated, they leave the chapel.
As you leave, you hear one of them ask "How can I help you?"
As you approach one of the guards and ask them about the situation, the guard simply replies "Sad story, but at least we stopped him in time thanks to you!" And walks away with an arrow embedded in his back. Or at least the air three feet behind his back.
I mean this would never actually happen, but could you imagine?
*Fucking murders someone in cold blood*
*GASP*
"Oh my goodness! excuse me, are you alright?"
I like how the chapel priests were involved in a random city guard brawl in the streets
"you have the hands of a healer"
"BARGH--!"
02:35 the way he looks at the cameraman 😆
1:12 she will remember that.
Delos Fandas: after telling the Hero of Kvatch about the Imperial City I have no reason to talk to you.
Hero of Kvatch: *Hello darkness, my old friend*
Memes. We need more memes. Can't have enough memes.
You punching people to another dimension will never get old lol
Good to see the healers appreciate you drumming up custom.
Now u don't have to imagine what they have done with fallout, quake etc.
“Night mother, I beg your mercy!”
7:34
АХАХАХАХААХАХАХАХ Стражник же записку от Глартира прочитал, почему они с чуваком из тёмного братства начали драться, а потом вообще резню устроили 😭😭😭
обливион момент 💀
0:51 perfect illusion of an insurance scam, oblivion was so ahead of its time
has to be the funniest game of all time
0:07 perfect schrodinger's cat representation
And Martin be like: yeah I may be the emperor to be and the Bruma's getting attacked but WAIT DID THAT GUARD JUST TOUCH THAT GUY?
00:56 when my father tells me to speakout and don't be afraid.
Right when I needed this.
Guard at the beginning must have gotten his hands on Icarian Flight Scroll...
First guard does a Superman entrance only to ask the wrong person😂
Oh my lord!! THAT GUARD JUST DISEMBLED LIKE ... well... me
Radiant AI: It Just Works!
Most normal Oblivion video.
Love you elder mer and your magnificent work....... STOP RIGHT THERE
5:30 IS WAY TOO MUCH
5:55 CHEESE FOR EVERYONE 🧀🧀🧀
The guard talking to the black horse courier guy...his arms are Inside his torso when he says "You have my ear, Citizen." 😮
Bounty: 2023
Missed the mark a bit there, but that's probably from it being a bit of an older recording
That last clip though... that was definitely something
this makes my brain feel good
Night Mother, i beg your Oomphfh!!!
Wish Beth would remaster this complete with the weird phyics
Radiant AI is the most advanced system ever created.
“Who’s laughing now?”
I love this oblivion comoilations i hope you make more content like this 👍
So the adoring fan at the end was actually Elder Mer (some beggar started talking right when camera shifted towards the fan).
I see no reason to talk to you.
I need to use that at work
(Martin stares during complete chaos) woah thats crazy....anyways....('IVE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!!!" AAAAAGGHHH!") .........
1:30 the gauntlets look real
Damn bears... these pests really annoy me.
My oblivion playtime: 0
My oblivion watchtime: 9999+
Enjoy your stay here. .. Leave! I'm warning you, get out or I'll call the guards.
You have the hands of a healer.
Best content on youtube ❤❤❤
God I fucking love this shit
What you can do in this game is bonkers lol
Just the base campiness of this game is I miss when playing Skyrim, it takes itself so seriously it needed more Cicero
Oblivion is the best content creation framework that ever was😎
Damn bears....
8:54 - As I understood it, it was all Martin's fault
9:22-9:38 a regular Skingrad arrow is on duty
I love oblivion
that place near Imperial city with the boat and the village is where the most bizzarre stuff is happening, they should never have added it to the game just to be safe
3:37 You don't have to buy armour from Maro Rufus when your armour is Maro Rufus 🤔
8:21 She lost her breath!! 🤣
1:04 by the gods! How could you do such a thing?
Imagine making this game with a straight face
This shit has me in tears
Hya Ha!