7:31 is my fav As soon as you can comprehend that the adoring fan is there, he only manages to get a vowel out before taking a devastating jab to the face, sending him bouncing off the wall and conscious/dazed enough to try and hold himself up on the table before passing out XD
0:50 was a masterpiece. The teleporting in front of you to gloat only to immediately run off the rock, the two people confusedly trying to attack her and each other, all the while casually dodging the painfully slow spells while a literal gate to hell softly hums in the background.
One cool thing that happened to me back in the day: I was fighting a guard on a bridge, and he did the disarming move. My sword went flying off the bridge way down into the water below. I just looked over, looked back at the guard, then jumped down into the water to escape because it was my only sword I had on me.
1:20 Somehow, the Imperial Guard will always target your Mages guild colleagues instead of the serial murder that just anounced to kill you. It seems she has friends in the right places.
Once I went into a soldier's barracks and attacked a guy. Everyone crowded around me to try and kill me. In the mess, one guard accidently hit another. Everyone then turned on him, killed him, then congratulated me for helping.
8:33 when you don't want to shoot the enemy with arrow and hit her with blade, blunt weapons or with your fists because all of them are one hit away from leveling up and you have to wait until you level up because getting +2 to strength or agility when you have +5 to other attributes is not effective leveling. MAN! What an -absolutely shitty- *interesting* leveling system Oblivion has...
I sold it back to GameStop within the first week after buying it used upon an employee’s recommendation. It was so boring. These little scenes can be kinda funny though, but to have to suffer through the game in hopes to see funny glitches and such to occur is just not worth my time.
4:53 I think poisoned apples are supposed to kill with poison... However, launching one at supersonic speed works too By the way, no, it's just around 100 apples laying around on the table. No one will ever get suspicious
Martin looks increasingly done with your shenanigans every video
Smae heir
Unless you need something let's continue on to Weynon Priory...
@@runningdecadeix4780 wilburgur: "no sean were on a spy mission."
Aah the patience of brother Martin is truly astounding
"Don't do that" x22
“Show me what you got” lays down. That’s a whole new meaning now lol😊
It sure is!
Indeed 😏
Can’t disagree
Must’ve been the wind
Guess the player liked it bit too rough
I'm ready for a replay. It's been 15 years.
I was thinking that too. It's been so long I've pretty much forgotten almost everything, so it would be like a whole new Elder Scrolls game again.
@@hans_____Sadly I played this game so much that I think even on my dementia ridden deathbed my brain will only contain the entirety of Oblivion.
I love returning to this game every year for a week or two. the atmosphere is very comforting
Ive played probably 100 times on xbox360 and almost as many times on pc
@@capablancthat's my scenario but with Skyrim
7:31 is my fav
As soon as you can comprehend that the adoring fan is there, he only manages to get a vowel out before taking a devastating jab to the face, sending him bouncing off the wall and conscious/dazed enough to try and hold himself up on the table before passing out XD
Its even funnier with 0.25 speed
HAHAHAHAHAHA thank your for explaining what actually happened there I started laughing so hard once I saw the clip the way you explained it 🤣
I'm literally dying 🤣🤣🤣
0:50 was a masterpiece. The teleporting in front of you to gloat only to immediately run off the rock, the two people confusedly trying to attack her and each other, all the while casually dodging the painfully slow spells while a literal gate to hell softly hums in the background.
Reminds me of Thief III Deadly Shadows street massacres.
My favorite part of that is when she stands there like "🧍🏼♀️damn, he's really dodging my fire spell. Lemme try frost." 💀💀💀
@maksphoto78 this game actually was inspired by that game
6:26 I find that one ogre who struggles to find the door hugely relatable
lololol
0:46 i think he wanted you to show him what you got ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yeaaah
When he wants to see what you got but what you got is bloodlust
That got homoerotic very quickly
"Don't do that -.-"
Truly a man of culture.
Oblivion was something unique, Todd's finest game
Not joking, it was way more fun than Skyrim.
@@Demetrius900000And Starfield
From the chess club?
It just worked
@@MexximusUKWell, yeah. I would say a colonoscopy would be more fun than Starfield.
3:15 "What is it, citizen?"
I...I honestly have no idea.
It is Dark Brotherhood Murderer. Apparently...
It would be nice Oblivion analogy to "Blood on snow" quest. The woman was found on Imperial city's streets. Every bone in her body was broken.
@@ksenof6317 by "broken", I assume, you mean its hitbox/model? (Cuz it's no surprise in that case)
@@thenamestails7152 by broken i mean her being inside out
@@ksenof6317 well, things happen.
2:35
This man just beat Glarthir to death right in front of you, then went "police brutality, yo".
4:52 - She wasn't having any of that shit
Telekinetic "NO!"
This comment made the clip even funnier! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
5:14
*violent dremora noises in the background*
That guy: Time to move out and forget my life-time career dreams
6:11 had me rolling! "Run away!" 😂
As well as 6:20 them storming the cottage after him lol
oh my god, that part almost had me on the floor 😂
11:18 They disappointed in you. Since you don't join with their potion party.
Skooma*
Potion Party, that's hilarious. XD
@@American_GunslingerSkooma is a potion
"Potion party" 🤣🤣💀💀
Any time something weird happens in Oblivion, I assume Sheogorath got a hold of the code
by that logic sheogorath wrote the whole damn game
@@fault3k Sometimes a daedric prince gets bored
7:33 had me crying with laughter. Seeing the Adoring Fan get smashed into next year
Smashed into oblivion, you might say.
I’ll see myself out.
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 🤣
Too funny, had me in stitches.
0:00 This is how I walk in my dreams.
6:19 I can't, it's like he just tried to hide inside a tiny car from a band of clowns. Never a good idea
I was wheezing at that! 😂😂
**does nothing**
"You've done well."
by the Nine Divines, that's what I've been waiting for! Take care.
The thalmor would like to know your location 😊
@@three-fingers UH OH-
@3:57 Join the fighters guild, become a jedi
One cool thing that happened to me back in the day: I was fighting a guard on a bridge, and he did the disarming move. My sword went flying off the bridge way down into the water below. I just looked over, looked back at the guard, then jumped down into the water to escape because it was my only sword I had on me.
What I love about this game is everyone's playthrough experiences are unique. 😂
1:20 Somehow, the Imperial Guard will always target your Mages guild colleagues instead of the serial murder that just anounced to kill you. It seems she has friends in the right places.
3:51 i love how angry martin looks its like he's thinking "wtf why are they talking about me like that im right HERE!"
More glorious Oblivion moments. Thank you very much.
4:57 The ridiculous fighting going on to the calm and perfect Oblivion music always gets me XD
2:23 whats the matter? Getting tired? >:C
Yeah maybe. xD
Getting tired, of YOU not letting me FVCKIN SLEEP FOR A SINGLE MOMENT uuuhhh!
7:32 The way he realistically hit the table and slid off it fucking killed me!
Ah yes, the safer Gold Road
The Fighters Guilds presence was so great simply speaking its name was enough to fling a man across the road. Amazing
Once I went into a soldier's barracks and attacked a guy. Everyone crowded around me to try and kill me. In the mess, one guard accidently hit another. Everyone then turned on him, killed him, then congratulated me for helping.
I love it when NPCs fight. I’ll get a gang of animals chasing me and run through an enemy camp, then sit back and enjoy the show.
5:54 When you try to socialize and engage in a conversation but you have 0 social skill.
3:58 "I used to be a adventurer like you, then i took an arrow in the knee."
The guard attacking that thief woman yelling "take that you bastard!" is absolutely incredible lmao
9:04 I think this scene is the stupidest one.
Tourists doing the… reverse moon walk? The *SUNWALK*
This video is peak Oblivion.
7:32 "BY - HUMPF!!!"
Elder Mer; Don't DARE to say a word!
Adoring Fan: *Inhale* BY-
4:05 he just hates you specifically
5:09 that's the most Fallout-looking NPC I've seen in an Elder Scrolls game
3:14 Guard: What is it, citizen?
Me: I don't know maybe some kind of homunculus perhaps.
0:00 obviously Toutius is now pursuing his dream of becoming a street performer, that walk is his signature dance move
10:45 the most realistic game dialogue ever
8:26 Oh no, murder!!! But... I gotta... finish... my book... yeah, and then she said....
1:29 Just casually side-stepping every attack, lmao.
Its why Oblivion is beautiful.
Ogres running in oblivion will always have a special place in my heart 6:13
10:39 And here we see an example of Newton's third law.
He really gave his all for that final attack.
0:01 Master of moonwalking … legend says mj learned it from him
0:53 the windup followed by the *YOUR JOURNEY ENDS HERE TRAVELER* is so funny to me for no reason
"What's the matter?! Getting tired?!"
Well, he is lying on the floor and not getting up
10:04 - The judgement is deafening.
I just finished a short playthrough of mine and now I'm binging your videos incase I missed any funny interactions. Thanks for uploading! ^^
2:20, 2:23, 2:27, 2:29, 2:30, 2:31, 2:34 and 2:37 Beating up Glarthir. 3:03 Body's still warm, looks like there's a killer about.
0:56 "I'm afraid..." Jesus Christ lady, what about me? I got beyond afraid, I got petrified! What kind of Eldritch horror are you?
8:35 The marauder getting hit by the spiked ball was so funny😂
Idk why I wasn't expecting the convo amid the fighting at ~5:00, but I didn't and nearly spat out all of my drink
I don’t know if it was intentional or not, but your RUclips avatar face appearing over the drinking guy’s face at the end slayed me.
It was indeed intentional. First I wanted to place it in the right corner but then I noticed it fits perfectly on his face. 😄
2:34 Glathir is lying unconscious. "Am I supposed to be impressed ?" :)
The part with glarthir had me rolling .
“Ah! Ah ahhhh!”
0:44 His therapist told him to sleep on decisions that make him angry
I thought he wanted some heat in the sheets with our boy.
These are always great to watch before bed. Reminds me of better times.
3:13 Oblivion physics can't be beaten.
0:25 Hero of kvatch locked in jail
3:40 is literally me
Toutius' Sextyous moonwalk at the very beginning was enough for me to realise I really Liked this sort of a video.
The first one is literally every person walking Infront of me when I go out.
2:29 Glarthir getting the best top of his life
Your comment made me cry
8:35 The marauder getting hit by the spiked ball was so funny
Watching videos like this makes me wonder why in hell people want a functioning Bethesda game? This is perfection
6:55 when you haven't said "stop right there you criminal scum" for 5 seconds
When Hodd Toward Cared about us. Gave us gems like this, i still play this time to time hahahaha
2:05 dat stare from the guard behind tho 😂😂😂
1:00 greatest jump scare of all time
Wes Johnson yelling with rage is one of my favorite oblivion sound effects
3:57 We've got such a strong fighters guild presen- AGGGGGGH
I love how Martin is just glaring at you the whole time.
6:05 that "Leave me alone!" was actually said by the Hero of Kvatch😂
That dude Jauffre really wants you gone.
"What's the matter?"
"Getting tired!"
An honest inner monologue of a college student during the exams.
I forgot this game was janky as hell. I swear it just makes it more appealing.
That guy at the beginning stept in a cow shit, and you looking at him making him feeling even more awkward.
This must be the only game where people are actually happy that it's so broken
8:33 when you don't want to shoot the enemy with arrow and hit her with blade, blunt weapons or with your fists because all of them are one hit away from leveling up and you have to wait until you level up because getting +2 to strength or agility when you have +5 to other attributes is not effective leveling.
MAN! What an -absolutely shitty- *interesting* leveling system Oblivion has...
the guard attacking the mage guild people instead of the serial killer is hella funny
I had to replay 3:56 a dozen times cause of how much it was making me laugh
Oh, murder! *writes it down*
my guy Sextius chastising you for stealing from Glarthir as he beats the paranoia out of him never fails to amuse me
08:29 Does he start writing in his journal about his murder while he’s being murdered? Or maybe it’s the very end of his autobiography? Lmfao!
It’s like those journal entries you find were the person writes right before they die
It's just magical. I love this game.
I sold it back to GameStop within the first week after buying it used upon an employee’s recommendation. It was so boring. These little scenes can be kinda funny though, but to have to suffer through the game in hopes to see funny glitches and such to occur is just not worth my time.
Caminalda clearly studied in the Fabled and Often Missed School of Storm Trooper Magic.
You know.. I never saw someone rejecting an apple so gracefully.
0:54 Fallout dialogue zoom
Oblivion physics is so amazing
The one with Glarthir on the floor had me crying of laughter
I assume Fighters Guild presence meant their repulsive long range smell.
5:48 You have to wait for the orc comment to understand what just happened. 😂
4:53 I think poisoned apples are supposed to kill with poison... However, launching one at supersonic speed works too
By the way, no, it's just around 100 apples laying around on the table. No one will ever get suspicious