I'm subbed so I'm not too afraid of losing my koozies. I've got about 14 of those things and I don't even drink soda pop or beer (for serious medical reasons only; otherwise my fridge would be full of the stuff.)
I WHEEZED when I heard the thing about duct tape, WD-40, a pocketknife, and three random cinderblocks 🤣 I did a quick mental tally and can confirm we have all those things handy!
As a North Carolinian, I PROMISE you that I have NEVER heard anyone from the south say that a barbeque joint is too small and run down. I bet you just about everyone here knows that the more like a dilapidated tin shed it is, the better the food is.
Out in the foothills here and had some people tell me to go to a joint in town that has the best BBQ. I kid you not I drove past it 6 times before realizing it was about a 5ft x 10ft section of a building behind another larger building
Was on a trip through a good portion of the south a few years ago. We were going through Birmingham when we got hungry. I got on yelp and found the best rated bbq joint I could find at the time. Was in the worst part of town. Tiny little shack. We were the only white people in a five mile radius. This little old grandpa took the order while his wife was hollerin at him about some nonsense and plating up our trays. Best damm bbq I have ever had. Wish I had written down the name of the place. Was so good and the people there were super nice and welcoming.
The whole, escorting them to the car thing resonated with me. Mostly because whenever it was 'time to go' my cousins and I would clean up our toys and wait paitently for our moms to finish saying good-bye and it seemed SO long, we'd take the toys back out to entertain ourselves and then we'd hear 'What are you doing? We're leaving' and have to wait seemingly forever again.
🤣 "Get your sh- we're going." (10 minutes later) "Mom I'm hungry." "I told you we're leaving to memaws" (20 minutes later) "I'm getting me another piece of pie" (Snacking on something) "What are you doing? I told you we're going? Right now!" (15 minutes later) (Honking) "I said let's go!"
@@HeckOffCommie Honestly my family was always like this, specifically my dad, and he's originally from the Inland Empire of SoCal (though moved to Oregon at 7). So growing up this was commonplace with him. The irony was for him, he was very authoritative and sincerely believed he was "always on time" and it was never him anyone had to wait for to leave, but of course everyone else that made him wait 😂
That same wait happens after church, too! We call that *"Running for Mayor."* My Auntie will ask where my Daddy is and I'll say, "Oh, he's still in the sanctuary running for Mayor." 🤣😅😆
The way every cell of my body rebelled when you said “leave that door wide open.” Was traumatic. My Pepaw has been dead 20 years but I think he came back to haunt me just for watching that.
I was taught that was not only polite, it’s s about safety: you turn on the porch light, make sure your friend arrives safely at her car, and watch her leave. Then you wait on the “I’m home!” text.
When someone says "Bless Your heart" my brain interprets it to mean "It's amazing you are able to function in society given your complete lack of mental abilities and/or social skills." Edit - To clarify, I believe this is one of those very mutable phrases that can vary widely in both the speakers intentions and the receivers interpretations. This is simply what MY brain hears, it's likely yours hears something completely different.
It's all about your inflection and tone tho. I bet Matt could do a whole short on the various ways one can say "bless your heart" from being genuinely nice, to worried for you, to disgusted. Someone should definitely add this to the Southern bible Matt's blessing us with on this channel for real.
Yes. It’s a misconception that “Bless your heart” is a veiled insult. It can be, but more often than not I use it to express concern, pity or gratitude.
When I bought my house it came with 3 random cinder blocks. No clue where they came from, but I kept them. Never can tell when they might come in handy.
I was laughing at the fact that I have everything but the cinder blocks , but then thought wait I think there is one in the back yard , and yeah I do have three , I've lived in this house for 17 years and have no clue why I have them.
“We’re all very rational about chicken down here.” 😂 As a Kentucky girl, I feel called out. By the way, we DO have great fried chicken in Kentucky, it just ain’t at KFC! If you’re ever in the Louisville area, try Indi’s.
Weird regional chicken chains are the best. I recommend Hartz Chicken and Frenchy's in Houston. Hartz also has a lot of locations in Atlanta. Many locations also have an Asian buffet night.
Don't shoot me, but I like KFC's chicken, because they make it in a pressure cooker. What they fail at, is sides--all of em, especially that wallpaper paste with gravy.
YES girl I fricking love Indi’s❤️😭 currently getting my best friend who was RAISED in Kentucky to try it and she said she “doesn’t like southern food that much”.. I’m like girlie, bless your heart. I love you but I’m disappointed🤣
@@cariwaldick4898 I feel like KFC used to be a lot better. I don’t hate it, but it’s not my first choice. You’re right about the sides, though! Their gravy is trash, and their biscuits have nothing on Bojangles!
"Go Buckeyes". Something you'll never hear a self-respecting Michigander say either. Finally, something the north and the south can agree on. Love the content. Keep it up.
I can attest the WH one. Ironic considering the city I live in has the same initials. I can also attest to the first one since my mom, and dad but I haven't lived with him for about 10 years now, both com from the north. Illinois and Maine respectively. The second one though I can't attest to since no one around me likes grits anyway. Ironically enough though, my grandparents do.
As a New Hampshire Yankee, I love listening to his guy. Also, I have absorbed “Y’all” into my lexicon, and I use it on the regular. [It’s useful. And honestly, many languages other than English actually have an “on the books” way to say plural you to groups. So “y’all” meets a need. I actually teach it to my English language learners. Yes, up here, up North in New England 😊]
In the South “all ya’ll” is the plural. Ya’ll is referring to one person. I learned that when I lived in South Carolina for a few years. And don’t ever refer to a shopping cart as a cart; it’s a “buggy” in the South. I got corrected every time I forgot and called it a cart. 😂
My sister in law is from Alabama so that opening "thank you" to the phrase "bless your heart" had me dying. I'm a born & raised Northerner who fully missed the meaning the first time I heard it 🤣 Also that line about people from California is accurate for people living on the East Coast as well. New Englander's aight exactly warm people and depending on where you are in Maine, the "english" up here can be as indecipherable as Creole to an outsider. Great video man, thanks for the laughs!
I commend the bravery it must have taken to say some of these things. Musta been especially hard to say bagels were the new biscuits and gravy. Bravo man, bravo. 👏
You forgot being shocked and disgusted that mac n' cheese is considered a "vegetable". And you didn't ask what a "meat n' three" was. And you didn't gripe that the sweet tea was too sweet. All things we've experienced with transplants here in Nashville. But you did nail the sketchy bbq joint thing!
In the UK they have "meat and two veg", so I find Brits adapt to diner and BBQ culture quite well. The idea that a 3rd "veg" would be a starch like mac and cheese makes sense to them. They are kinda put off by okra though.
Best bbq I ever had was at a shack in the parking lot of the gas station/bar/pool joint/general store in the middle of the Ocala National Forest. It was only open for like 3-4 weeks (or maybe I just never hit it when the proprietor wasn't in said bar again, dunno). It was heavenly pulled pork on a white paper plate with slaw and tater salad. In the middle of July in FL it was heavenly with that beer (no clue what kind, maybe Landshark? or Bud?). I still ask myself if it was just a heat induced fever dream, but then remember that I ate there at least twice so it was real.
@@SavageGreywolf The sweet tea is too sweet for me, but I have a condition brought on by my daddy being from up North. Or as the doctors have told me, an overactive pancreas. But he's got it too, so it's his fault.
Straight up no matter if you like punk rock, heavy metal, or hip-hop everybody loves Dolly Parton. You're so you're absolutely right if someone doesn't know Dolly Parton they have terrible taste. And I'm not from the south I'm Canadian
Wonderful as always made me think of a local BBQ joint we have that has a lengthy and rather ranty notice on their menu that can basically be summed up as “don’t ask us about our nutritional content, ‘cause reading it will give you an instant heart attack” that ends the rant with something along the lines of “if that doesn’t make sense to you then bless your heart.” 😂
My folks went out to car and we are definitely north. How are you supposed to wave goodbye if you don't go out with your guest. We do live out in the country.
@@rfowler6039 yes, and i am anti-hug, but mother's family is diehard huggers.🥺 But, the worst is great aunt/grandma kiss, it feels like it sticks to your skin like tar.😦
I’m a NYer & just discovered your channel! These absolutely resonate with me! 😁 Biscuits & gravy (I had to learn how to make them myself-thanks YT) have caused me to not fit into my pants 😫, but I guess bagels did too. 🥸 I’m lucky that no Californians have moved near me. 😂. Keep making these videos! 🇺🇸 Mercia!
Matt is pure Southern gold! I remember asking my parents why they walked every guest out to their car. It was about 20 years later when I caught myself doing it too! Oh, I do have duct tape, WD-40 and exactly 3 cinder locks in my yard!
As someone who has lived most of his life in TN, the "Let's vacation somewhere else than Gatlinburg," hit hard. It is true, but the only other place I've been for vacation was Florida. It was one time and I can't even remember where in Florida we went to!
That comment about not talking to someone after walking to their car, though. I'm in a point in my life where I don't have a car, and a coworker offered to drive me home since it was raining at the time. I, obviously not wanting to walk 40~50 minutes in the rain, took her offer, and only AFTER we pulled up next to my apartment did we start the actual talk, and we probably spent over an hour just talking in the parked car. I felt bad because she left it running the whole time.
Don't worry. My religious grandmother always used it literally. She'd be like, "Oh. The poor darling was in an accident and broke both her legs. Bless her heart."
Well I know here in Kansas the first thing we do is go outside and see if we can figure out how bad the threat is. We might occasionally shake a fist at, or even in extreme situations discharge a fire arm in its general direction lol
0:44 "Don't worry about shutting that door just leave it wide open we can let the air conditioning pour on outside I love just cooling off the whole neighborhood." That has most definitely been said...just with full sarcasm.
That gatlinburg line got me; my momma took my wife and I up to Dollywood a couple seasons ago and the traffic wasn't so bad for all that is there in Pigeon Forge; but passing through Gatlinburg on the way home to North Carolina we laughed at how CHOKED the streets of gatlinburg were; looked like NYC; I can't imagine a single restaurant serves you in any less than 1 hour, and all the gift shops are as full as an elevator at the mall
At my church our youth group attends Winterfest which is in Gatlinburg. So I've been there a few times during the month February. That line was funny to me too lol. My parents couldn't afford to go somewhere real special right after getting married so they went to Gatlinburg for their honeymoon.
@@sallyphillips9175 Oh totally lol. I don't know the tourist appeal of it but my church youth group attended Winterfest which is in Gatlinburg so I was there for a weekend in February a few times, and enjoyed it while when were there. Probably just because it was our small groups hanging out together and just walking around town when we were at the event so we just did that and it was enough for us.
@@sallyphillips9175 Easily! Pigeon Forge ain't much further than it and has an entire amusement park, hiking trails, magiquest, titanic museum, dinner-shows, celebrity wax museum, go-karts, etc, etc, etc! I can't see the appeal in Gatlinburg at all; and I've been a couple times just to see what the fuss was about!
@@rockstarbma Oh, don't get me wrong. I've been to Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge a number of times. I will say the cabins they have are nice to stay in. When I was younger, I enjoyed shopping at the outlet stores in Pigeon Forge and Sevierville. Love eating at The Apple Barn, too. After going so many times, I guess it started to feel more and more like a tourist trap ... especially Gatlinburg. I got burnt out on it and haven't been back.
I died laughing when you said bagels and locks is the new biscuits and gravy. I’m in the northwest corner of Connecticut where it would not be unusual to find bagels and locks….LOL I can’t wait to share that with Rabbi Eisenbach. Awesome video. You definitely made my day.
@@demonkingbadger6689 well, truthfully it’s really spelled “lox”. But most people spell it as locks. Lox is brined/smoked salmon. So, lox and bagels is an open face sandwich made with cream cheese, lox, and many people add thin sliced tomato and thin slice red onion. It’s an acquired taste and you will see it in Jewish Deli’s and available in many Jewish communities. I’m not Jewish, but live in the Historic District of Litchfield, CT. There is a Synagogue (Jewish Church) and a fair amount of Jewish people in the community. Probably not a sandwich you would run across in the South just like you would never see Biscuits and Gravy here in the Northeast. I hope you have a great day.
As someone from New England, just looking at the news, it is very clear that a lot of municipalities in the South have too little experience treating roads for snow and ice. It's bewildering and scary to watch weather that wouldn't even cancel school here cause an extreme problem for you guys!
.... I'm not sure I even know what a collard green is... Adore fried chicken though. Especially pubix chicken. I moved up north and the stuff up here isn't even close to the same. First thing on my list if I go back south is get some real fried chicken.
@@MysticMae21 Love some Publix hot wings! Collards kinda look like kale (not the curly kind). When cooked, they look kinda like turnip greens, I think. They tend to be served wetter and in smaller chopped pieces than spinach or kale. I’ve usually had them cooked with vinegar (and ham hock, which probably negates some of the health benefits, lol)
@@MysticMae21 Collards are a leafy veggie, looks similar to kale, that is super rich in vitamin K and tons of other vitmans as well. So what we do, like most dishes in the south, is absolutely decimate it with pork fat. Between the bacon, the smoked turkey leg, and the chicken stock we can overcome the natural healthiness of the plant. Seriously though, collards are fucking great. Get it if you can, mustard greens are an okay substitute if you can't get collards.
I’m a Northerner, and I laughed so hard I inhaled the bread crumb topping on my macaroni and cheese. Now I’m probably going to die of pneumonia. Probably worth it, 9/10 stars.
I'm not sure when people decided that "bless your heart" is only used sarcastically, but it's simply not true. People say it with sincerity all the time.
Matt, this was outstanding! While I often like, enjoy, and chuckle at your solo humor skits, I think this one was really excellent, because of the writing and the large number of witty/funny examples you used. Very good! I will share your channel on social media to encourage others to laugh too. :)
That used to be our other vacation place until we accidentally went one week during a bike week and there were cops everywhere! We left early and the next day they started shooting and killing each other at hotels on the strip. Haven’t been back since!! That scared me too bad.
@@ritadyer9295 South Carolina native, and I can tell you, Myrtle Beach ain't what it used to be. I always recommend Charleston. Sure, it's a bit different, but it's still the beach and it's just better imo.
I was almost 5 when sister was born , Mom said my first words to her when they brought her home was..As I slid my hand through the rail to her, " I wanted a German shepherd puppy, but u ok, Bless your lil Cotton Picking Heart "... Later teeth came in she bite me and mom heard tell I'd flush u down the turlite..3 years later parents bought a farm and we got 2 year old Shepherd..
Lex Fridman was blown away by a woman in Vegas calling him "honey". My first question was did she say, "How's your day, hunny?". Or did she say, "Aw, hunny. How you doin'?". Because the second one means you look like you just had to put your dog down.
At least in my part of the South, there are two “bless your hearts.” If someone is sick or having a hard time, we might say, “Well, bless your HEART, hun!” Genuine expression of empathy. The other “Bless your heart” is the better-known back hand of Southern sympathy
LOL 🤣 These all made me laugh... But the tornado one caught me off guard seeing how we were in one just a couple days ago with sirens going off and were outside finishing our picnic and card game. The LORD protects me!
saw a bumper sticker that said Diva like Dolly, Rebel like Reba on a woman's truck a while back and pointed it out to my fiance, who is from upstate New York. she didnt know who either was, and it took damn near everything in me not to lose it.
I dunno about your fiancee, but my cousins in upstate NY are country as hell. They grew up on a farm and took us to a legit rodeo when we visited. There are a lot of folks in NY & PA who are country music fans and know damn well who Dolly and Reba are.
Seems like it never fails....in my part of Arkansas, any time the tornado siren goes off for an actual tornado, I'm either asleep, or on the toilet, in my single wide trailer house, which happens to be basically in a cow pasture. If I'm asleep, I usually hear the siren and just roll over, go back to sleep. If I'm on the toilet, what is there to do but let nature finish it's course. Where exactly am I gonna go? 😂😂😂
I mean they go off all the time at certain times of year in TX. You reach a certain age, you stop being scared, and you just go out on the porch to see what's happening.
I just discovered this channel and this man is hilarious! I'm from the south and his humor is completely on point. Especially about not having WD 40 and cinder blocks. Lol. It brings back good memories.
I think I had a similar thing happen with a hurricane warning. I just charged up all of my portable chargers in preparation, told some friends on the internet that I might be gone because of the hurricane knocking the power out, etc., and fell asleep at like 4 AM like I normally do and everything was still on and the hurricane already left. Pretty sure I fell asleep right when it hit too actually
Matt, I laugh so hard,.... thank you with all my heart for that! You're so talented, you put so much work and thought into your sketches, I just can't thank you enough for everything you do for us! If laughter is the best medicine, then Matt is a brain surgeon! Warmest wishes!
Having grown up in Tuscaloosa, the "Lookin' for a Church?" bit while wearing a Bama shirt hits home hard. I mean, it's the only place I have ever been where there are bars across the street from a Church, on Campus; and I spent 26 years in the Army, so....yeah
0:25 I went to college in Williamsburg, VA. When snow came, they had no salt, so they put down sand. By spring, the roads looked like we were in downtown Baghdad.
As a Buckeyes fan that grew up in South Carolina, I would like to report this video for false advertisement. I WOULD like to, but I laughed way to hard at that part, along with the entire video. Great job as always, Matt!
Thanks for these videos. I live near Pittsburgh, and ive been to Alabama several times and one trip to the Louisiana bayou. I love my southern brothers and sisters, and this makes me miss them even more.
I had to move to California from Tennessee in December and now everything west coast feels so foreign… Matt you remind me of home so much… thank you for keeping it real I hate it here!!! Can’t wait to come back
Cookie's Fortune also deserves an honorable mention for worst Hollywood Southern accents. I met the dialect coach for that movie once and she was SUPER proud of her work too 🤐 Bless'er heart
Central Florida here (Non-Disney territories, and by the way, Matt you are right we are Southern)... Was out in the Publix parking lot and could not find my car and these 2 nice men pointed it out to me. Which was very sweet until one said, bless your heart. 🤨
Okay I am now huddled under a warm fuzzy blanket because all these weird sentences made me shiver and now I am cold. I almost hollard to dad to turn on the heat. Then remembered I am in the South and it is 77 here. So I am a little chilly but a blanket will be good enough. Dude don't scare me like that.
As a refugee from California and a Texan in training, I was ROLLING when you talked about bringing more Californians to the South. Yes, I have a "Don't California My Texas" bumper sticker. Far as I'm concerned, as long as you want to adapt TO, not change, this place, you're more than welcome. Otherwise, go home and enjoy that. Leave the South as it is.
I *did* say welcome to a Californian who moved into the apartment above me, and her father who was helping her to move in. Gotta be neighborly and all. Apparently we were the first - and only - people in the entire state of Georgia to say that to them. That left such a big impression on her dad that a few months later they let us stay with them in Livermore for our honeymoon.
Also, “hey, it’s about to snow more than an inch? We’re fine as is, we have more than enough bread, water and toilet paper to last us through the next month…” 😏
Bonus points when you have Family Dollar and a Dollar General within a mile of each other. (Which i do about 3 miles from my house) And 5 miles in the other direction another Dollar General.😪
@@demonkingbadger6689 Yes! My *small* town has 2 dollar generals and 1 family dollar forming a triangle.. maybe a minute - 30 walk from eachother Then there’s another dollar general ~10 miles away
Matt, you have said that any state that has sweet tea no matter where you go and a pickup truck at every intersection is southern. Go Buckeyes therefore is a southern statement. (from an Ohioan southerner)
Subscribe or lose all your koozies
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Not my koozies! They're all perfectly stuffed into an old shoe box!!
I'm subbed so I'm not too afraid of losing my koozies. I've got about 14 of those things and I don't even drink soda pop or beer (for serious medical reasons only; otherwise my fridge would be full of the stuff.)
Jokes on use I drink em to fast to use a koozie
You actually do hear a lot of those in the south...just with more added sarcasm...
I WHEEZED when I heard the thing about duct tape, WD-40, a pocketknife, and three random cinderblocks 🤣 I did a quick mental tally and can confirm we have all those things handy!
Got way more than 3 blocks laying around 🤣
@@fittrad3r687 damn it i gave mine away
I was counting cinderblocks in my head 🤣🤣🤣
Me too. 😂 I like being prepared. You never know
When he said that I suddenly realized that throughout my entire 46 yrs of living I have always had those three items within reach.
As a North Carolinian, I PROMISE you that I have NEVER heard anyone from the south say that a barbeque joint is too small and run down. I bet you just about everyone here knows that the more like a dilapidated tin shed it is, the better the food is.
Out in the foothills here and had some people tell me to go to a joint in town that has the best BBQ. I kid you not I drove past it 6 times before realizing it was about a 5ft x 10ft section of a building behind another larger building
@@ItalyHastaLaPasta lol sounds about right.
Was on a trip through a good portion of the south a few years ago. We were going through Birmingham when we got hungry. I got on yelp and found the best rated bbq joint I could find at the time. Was in the worst part of town. Tiny little shack. We were the only white people in a five mile radius. This little old grandpa took the order while his wife was hollerin at him about some nonsense and plating up our trays.
Best damm bbq I have ever had. Wish I had written down the name of the place. Was so good and the people there were super nice and welcoming.
I will say, as non-Southern, I’ve never had good BBQ from a fancy location. Now I know why
>legit one of the best brisket I had to go throw a nailed up door with busted windows
The whole, escorting them to the car thing resonated with me. Mostly because whenever it was 'time to go' my cousins and I would clean up our toys and wait paitently for our moms to finish saying good-bye and it seemed SO long, we'd take the toys back out to entertain ourselves and then we'd hear 'What are you doing? We're leaving' and have to wait seemingly forever again.
That used to be me, too. Now I'm the one taking forever.
🤣
"Get your sh- we're going."
(10 minutes later)
"Mom I'm hungry."
"I told you we're leaving to memaws"
(20 minutes later)
"I'm getting me another piece of pie"
(Snacking on something)
"What are you doing? I told you we're going? Right now!"
(15 minutes later)
(Honking)
"I said let's go!"
@@HeckOffCommie Honestly my family was always like this, specifically my dad, and he's originally from the Inland Empire of SoCal (though moved to Oregon at 7). So growing up this was commonplace with him. The irony was for him, he was very authoritative and sincerely believed he was "always on time" and it was never him anyone had to wait for to leave, but of course everyone else that made him wait 😂
I remember this scenario with my mom leaving a church service. Hurry up and wait. (She was from Norfolk, VA.)
That same wait happens after church, too! We call that *"Running for Mayor."* My Auntie will ask where my Daddy is and I'll say, "Oh, he's still in the sanctuary running for Mayor." 🤣😅😆
The way every cell of my body rebelled when you said “leave that door wide open.” Was traumatic. My Pepaw has been dead 20 years but I think he came back to haunt me just for watching that.
I walked a non-Southern friend to their car the other day and they were legitimately confused.
That's just 😢
🤣 did you stand there watching and wave while they drove away? That's the way I was taught.
Is there any other way? 😂
Driving around California relatives, 'Why are you waving at everyone?'
I was taught that was not only polite, it’s s about safety: you turn on the porch light, make sure your friend arrives safely at her car, and watch her leave. Then you wait on the “I’m home!” text.
When someone says "Bless Your heart" my brain interprets it to mean "It's amazing you are able to function in society given your complete lack of mental abilities and/or social skills."
Edit - To clarify, I believe this is one of those very mutable phrases that can vary widely in both the speakers intentions and the receivers interpretations. This is simply what MY brain hears, it's likely yours hears something completely different.
I said that in front of a couple of people. One burst out laughing, the other thanked me for being so kind
It's all about your inflection and tone tho. I bet Matt could do a whole short on the various ways one can say "bless your heart" from being genuinely nice, to worried for you, to disgusted. Someone should definitely add this to the Southern bible Matt's blessing us with on this channel for real.
Yes. It’s a misconception that “Bless your heart” is a veiled insult. It can be, but more often than not I use it to express concern, pity or gratitude.
"Bless your heart" is the Swiss Army knife of language. lol
@@RachelRamey this is the most perfect description of this phrase!
The duck tape, WD40, pocket knife comment hit really close to home when Matt mentioned the three random cinder blocks.
Yep!!
I currently only have 2. I better get another.... ya never know
When he said: “The closest church? Nah, we don’t have any those!” I was laughing so hard I nearly choked! 😂
I had no idea my northern hometown was so southern. (So many churches. So many.) 😂
When my wife and I were in Gatlinburg TN several years ago, all they had was a wedding chapel, no church.
This made me realize that I am a living southern stereotype, and I'm okay with that.
Nothing more sexy that a redneck from the South with a dog in his pickup truck.
Me too
Facts
Me too
Yup, me 2
When I bought my house it came with 3 random cinder blocks. No clue where they came from, but I kept them. Never can tell when they might come in handy.
You can make ugly planters out of them
I have a whole wheelbarrow, rusted and flat, of mostly broken bricks.
One day their day will come
Use them as door stops.
I was laughing at the fact that I have everything but the cinder blocks , but then thought wait I think there is one in the back yard , and yeah I do have three , I've lived in this house for 17 years and have no clue why I have them.
We made a fire pit and two raised garden beds out of cinder blocks
Even as an Australian I’m impressed you managed to keep a straight face filming this
That 3 random cinder blocks line, hit me hard. It's way too on point
Thought it was just me!😂😂😂
It must have hurt down deep to say some of those phrases. The best comedy arises out of pain, don't it?
This is what I was thinking! Let us see the outtakes when you're gagging, Matt! 🤣
Yeah.
Pain, and/or alcohol
Well I guess he was definitely in pain when he said "go Buckeyes " and the cameraman stop recording to attack him
I’m think the ‘Dolly’ was the hardest
“We’re all very rational about chicken down here.” 😂 As a Kentucky girl, I feel called out. By the way, we DO have great fried chicken in Kentucky, it just ain’t at KFC! If you’re ever in the Louisville area, try Indi’s.
Weird regional chicken chains are the best. I recommend Hartz Chicken and Frenchy's in Houston. Hartz also has a lot of locations in Atlanta. Many locations also have an Asian buffet night.
Don't shoot me, but I like KFC's chicken, because they make it in a pressure cooker. What they fail at, is sides--all of em, especially that wallpaper paste with gravy.
YES girl I fricking love Indi’s❤️😭 currently getting my best friend who was RAISED in Kentucky to try it and she said she “doesn’t like southern food that much”.. I’m like girlie, bless your heart. I love you but I’m disappointed🤣
@@makenzeekaye Not like Southern food?! That’s like not liking puppies! Or being hugged by your own mama! 😂
@@cariwaldick4898 I feel like KFC used to be a lot better. I don’t hate it, but it’s not my first choice. You’re right about the sides, though! Their gravy is trash, and their biscuits have nothing on Bojangles!
"Go Buckeyes". Something you'll never hear a self-respecting Michigander say either. Finally, something the north and the south can agree on. Love the content. Keep it up.
GO BLUE❤
Nick Cages accent in Con Air is, in fact, amazing. It's terribleness is a massive selling point whenever I tell a friend to watch it
It’s so bad it’s good! 😂 I love hearing it delivering serious dialogue and just taking in how juxtaposing it is!
You left out, "I'd love for you to tell me how you do it up north." AND "I only eat instant grits." AND "Why no, we don't have a Waffle House here."
Well, the WH in my town closed, so there legit isn't one here. Now, there probably are 2 or 3 others within a 10 mile radius, but still...
"OH, waffle house? They're probably closed right now. Great, quiet place to go though."
That grit comment mightve hurt too bad coming out, think about his health too
I JUST watched *My Cousin Vinny* for the first time in a decade, so your comment about the grits has me crying laughing!! 😅🤣😂
I can attest the WH one. Ironic considering the city I live in has the same initials. I can also attest to the first one since my mom, and dad but I haven't lived with him for about 10 years now, both com from the north. Illinois and Maine respectively. The second one though I can't attest to since no one around me likes grits anyway. Ironically enough though, my grandparents do.
"We all care deeply about our cholesterol levels" yeah I think we call that "blasphemy" around these parts
That's what the statins are for.
We do care. Shows we found the good food
yes,yes we do 😂😂
Nah, you gotta care about your cholesterol levels, otherwise you won't be able to eat the good food later. It's all bout that patience, ya see
Damn, all I eat are just pasta, hot dogs and sandwiches. And maybe the occasional casserole and pizza if I happen to make them
As a New Hampshire Yankee, I love listening to his guy. Also, I have absorbed “Y’all” into my lexicon, and I use it on the regular. [It’s useful. And honestly, many languages other than English actually have an “on the books” way to say plural you to groups. So “y’all” meets a need. I actually teach it to my English language learners. Yes, up here, up North in New England 😊]
In the South “all ya’ll” is the plural. Ya’ll is referring to one person. I learned that when I lived in South Carolina for a few years. And don’t ever refer to a shopping cart as a cart; it’s a “buggy” in the South. I got corrected every time I forgot and called it a cart. 😂
My sister in law is from Alabama so that opening "thank you" to the phrase "bless your heart" had me dying.
I'm a born & raised Northerner who fully missed the meaning the first time I heard it 🤣 Also that line about people from California is accurate for people living on the East Coast as well.
New Englander's aight exactly warm people and depending on where you are in Maine, the "english" up here can be as indecipherable as Creole to an outsider.
Great video man, thanks for the laughs!
I commend the bravery it must have taken to say some of these things. Musta been especially hard to say bagels were the new biscuits and gravy. Bravo man, bravo. 👏
I want to know how he said some of those with a straight face.
@@huntjl88 the blooper reel is probably longer than the video. 😂
Ain't bagels what we use to hunt rabbits?
@@Traci2000 IKR!
I will bet money that pretending to not know who Dolly Parton is was the hardest part of this.
You forgot being shocked and disgusted that mac n' cheese is considered a "vegetable". And you didn't ask what a "meat n' three" was. And you didn't gripe that the sweet tea was too sweet. All things we've experienced with transplants here in Nashville. But you did nail the sketchy bbq joint thing!
In the UK they have "meat and two veg", so I find Brits adapt to diner and BBQ culture quite well. The idea that a 3rd "veg" would be a starch like mac and cheese makes sense to them. They are kinda put off by okra though.
Best bbq I ever had was at a shack in the parking lot of the gas station/bar/pool joint/general store in the middle of the Ocala National Forest. It was only open for like 3-4 weeks (or maybe I just never hit it when the proprietor wasn't in said bar again, dunno). It was heavenly pulled pork on a white paper plate with slaw and tater salad. In the middle of July in FL it was heavenly with that beer (no clue what kind, maybe Landshark? or Bud?). I still ask myself if it was just a heat induced fever dream, but then remember that I ate there at least twice so it was real.
I've heard people say the sweet tea was too sweet.
Granted, they were California imports, but still.
@@SavageGreywolf The sweet tea is too sweet for me, but I have a condition brought on by my daddy being from up North. Or as the doctors have told me, an overactive pancreas. But he's got it too, so it's his fault.
@@thealrightygina5725 Don't you hate that?
Straight up no matter if you like punk rock, heavy metal, or hip-hop everybody loves Dolly Parton.
You're so you're absolutely right if someone doesn't know Dolly Parton they have terrible taste.
And I'm not from the south I'm Canadian
Wonderful as always made me think of a local BBQ joint we have that has a lengthy and rather ranty notice on their menu that can basically be summed up as “don’t ask us about our nutritional content, ‘cause reading it will give you an instant heart attack” that ends the rant with something along the lines of “if that doesn’t make sense to you then bless your heart.” 😂
Sometimes saying goodbye at the car takes longer than the visit
I know!
My folks went out to car and we are definitely north. How are you supposed to wave goodbye if you don't go out with your guest. We do live out in the country.
@@bonniegirl5138 Yes, and hug everybody...at least once! 😊
@@rfowler6039 yes, and i am anti-hug, but mother's family is diehard huggers.🥺
But, the worst is great aunt/grandma kiss, it feels like it sticks to your skin like tar.😦
The way I hollered at “Go Buckeyes!” 😂😂😂😂
God bless you Matt. Every second of this was pure gold!
O. H. I. O.
That one hurt to hear even though I knew it was coming XD
Yall cant stand a winner! Go O.H. 👏👏 I.O. 👏👏
@@queenbee3647 Yeah the New Year's shank was quite the winning play lol
Go Buckeyes!
I’m a NYer & just discovered your channel! These absolutely resonate with me! 😁 Biscuits & gravy (I had to learn how to make them myself-thanks YT) have caused me to not fit into my pants 😫, but I guess bagels did too. 🥸 I’m lucky that no Californians have moved near me. 😂. Keep making these videos! 🇺🇸 Mercia!
How was he able to keep saying those sentences. That must have been so hard on his soul... Bless his heart
I have three random cinder blocks in my yard. They're actually very handy and we use them all the time! 🤣
What else are you supposed to put your house or your car on when either gets a flat.
💯
Matt is pure Southern gold! I remember asking my parents why they walked every guest out to their car. It was about 20 years later when I caught myself doing it too! Oh, I do have duct tape, WD-40 and exactly 3 cinder locks in my yard!
How about a whole pallet of cinder blocks-or two.
@@jamescooley5744 😅you win!
As someone who has lived most of his life in TN, the "Let's vacation somewhere else than Gatlinburg," hit hard. It is true, but the only other place I've been for vacation was Florida. It was one time and I can't even remember where in Florida we went to!
That comment about not talking to someone after walking to their car, though. I'm in a point in my life where I don't have a car, and a coworker offered to drive me home since it was raining at the time. I, obviously not wanting to walk 40~50 minutes in the rain, took her offer, and only AFTER we pulled up next to my apartment did we start the actual talk, and we probably spent over an hour just talking in the parked car.
I felt bad because she left it running the whole time.
Matt Never Disappoints. Bless his heart.
I really hope you know what bless your heart means, it's typically not a good thing 😂
Don’t curse the man out like.
Don't worry. My religious grandmother always used it literally. She'd be like, "Oh. The poor darling was in an accident and broke both her legs. Bless her heart."
@@maybellinelover My Momma means it when she says it.
@@maybellinelover yea my very religious grandma used it a way to curse without cursing.
Back in 1994, we had a huge tornado touch down in our yard (lived out in the country) and my dad was out there taking pictures with a film camera.
Well I know here in Kansas the first thing we do is go outside and see if we can figure out how bad the threat is. We might occasionally shake a fist at, or even in extreme situations discharge a fire arm in its general direction lol
Did that on April 27, 2011. Didn't have transportation so couldn't get to a safe place anyway.
Thanks for the Buckeye shout out. I have lived in SC and now in TX and I am a die hard Buckeye fan ... GO BUCKS BABY ❤️🏈❤️
0:44 "Don't worry about shutting that door just leave it wide open we can let the air conditioning pour on outside I love just cooling off the whole neighborhood."
That has most definitely been said...just with full sarcasm.
As a non-drinker I can still attest to this one: "Do I want another beer? Ha, no! One's enough for me. I gotta drive home, ya know!"
That gatlinburg line got me; my momma took my wife and I up to Dollywood a couple seasons ago and the traffic wasn't so bad for all that is there in Pigeon Forge; but passing through Gatlinburg on the way home to North Carolina we laughed at how CHOKED the streets of gatlinburg were; looked like NYC; I can't imagine a single restaurant serves you in any less than 1 hour, and all the gift shops are as full as an elevator at the mall
I just don't get the appeal of Gatlinburg. You can see it in half a day.
At my church our youth group attends Winterfest which is in Gatlinburg. So I've been there a few times during the month February. That line was funny to me too lol. My parents couldn't afford to go somewhere real special right after getting married so they went to Gatlinburg for their honeymoon.
@@sallyphillips9175 Oh totally lol. I don't know the tourist appeal of it but my church youth group attended Winterfest which is in Gatlinburg so I was there for a weekend in February a few times, and enjoyed it while when were there. Probably just because it was our small groups hanging out together and just walking around town when we were at the event so we just did that and it was enough for us.
@@sallyphillips9175 Easily! Pigeon Forge ain't much further than it and has an entire amusement park, hiking trails, magiquest, titanic museum, dinner-shows, celebrity wax museum, go-karts, etc, etc, etc! I can't see the appeal in Gatlinburg at all; and I've been a couple times just to see what the fuss was about!
@@rockstarbma Oh, don't get me wrong. I've been to Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge a number of times. I will say the cabins they have are nice to stay in. When I was younger, I enjoyed shopping at the outlet stores in Pigeon Forge and Sevierville. Love eating at The Apple Barn, too. After going so many times, I guess it started to feel more and more like a tourist trap ... especially Gatlinburg. I got burnt out on it and haven't been back.
I died laughing when you said bagels and locks is the new biscuits and gravy. I’m in the northwest corner of Connecticut where it would not be unusual to find bagels and locks….LOL I can’t wait to share that with Rabbi Eisenbach. Awesome video. You definitely made my day.
I am not even sure what locks are.☺️
@@demonkingbadger6689 well, truthfully it’s really spelled “lox”. But most people spell it as locks. Lox is brined/smoked salmon. So, lox and bagels is an open face sandwich made with cream cheese, lox, and many people add thin sliced tomato and thin slice red onion. It’s an acquired taste and you will see it in Jewish Deli’s and available in many Jewish communities. I’m not Jewish, but live in the Historic District of Litchfield, CT. There is a Synagogue (Jewish Church) and a fair amount of Jewish people in the community. Probably not a sandwich you would run across in the South just like you would never see Biscuits and Gravy here in the Northeast. I hope you have a great day.
@@krellman7 I was wondering what that was too. Thanks for explaining! 👍
@@ChibiPanda8888 you’re welcome. I hope you have a great day! 😀
@@krellman7 no, most people do not spell it locks. And it's cured, not brined.
I love the Gatlinburg joke. Lord knows I been there multiple times. I miss that breakfast spit in Sevierville cry😢
I’m a girl but that “Go Buckeyes” was a kick in the nuts. 😂
O. H. I. O.
"Go Buckeyes" had me dying...
Buckeye Nation is pretty big...
They do keep breaking free of their Ohio containment and invading other, particularly southern, states. An unrecognized crisis.
@@LifeUntilLove we exist to spread the joy that is Ohio. That non believers only see this as shadenfraude is cause for yet more joy.
The Ohio State University. O. H. I. O Goooo Buckeyes
I don't give a damn if its for likes or laughs, I have no clue how he was able to say those words without puking.
1:12 I lost it at “Go Buckeyes”.
As someone from New England, just looking at the news, it is very clear that a lot of municipalities in the South have too little experience treating roads for snow and ice.
It's bewildering and scary to watch weather that wouldn't even cancel school here cause an extreme problem for you guys!
I forgot the title of this video and was soooooo confused. 🤣🤣🤣
I was like "no Southerner would ever say that" 😂😂
You must be Southern. Bless your heart.
@@rowynnecrowley1689 😂😂😂
I did too 😂😂 and thought the same thing!
Same. XD
LOL. same thing. I was not quite a minute in and then went 'oh yeah.' and so I had to start it over. 😁
"I dont like fried chicken and collard greens" said no Southener ever
Now I want collard greens! 😄
....
I'm not sure I even know what a collard green is...
Adore fried chicken though.
Especially pubix chicken.
I moved up north and the stuff up here isn't even close to the same.
First thing on my list if I go back south is get some real fried chicken.
If it grows, one of our grandmas perfected the cooking and pickling of it.
@@MysticMae21 Love some Publix hot wings!
Collards kinda look like kale (not the curly kind). When cooked, they look kinda like turnip greens, I think. They tend to be served wetter and in smaller chopped pieces than spinach or kale. I’ve usually had them cooked with vinegar (and ham hock, which probably negates some of the health benefits, lol)
@@MysticMae21 Collards are a leafy veggie, looks similar to kale, that is super rich in vitamin K and tons of other vitmans as well. So what we do, like most dishes in the south, is absolutely decimate it with pork fat. Between the bacon, the smoked turkey leg, and the chicken stock we can overcome the natural healthiness of the plant. Seriously though, collards are fucking great. Get it if you can, mustard greens are an okay substitute if you can't get collards.
Props to the records on display. Gunfighter ballads by Marty Robbins, fantastic!
I can confirm that between my mom, dad, and grandparents, I have heard the exact opposite of all of these at least three times over.
My mans got Marty Robbins and Outkast on his wall. I've never seen someone this relatable on the internet
I’m trying to pinpoint the exact point this began causing Matt physical pain. It was either around Dolly or Dollar General.
Dude I was raised in the south, but I've lived in Los Angeles for the last 11 years. This video makes me want to hug your neck!
I’m a Northerner, and I laughed so hard I inhaled the bread crumb topping on my macaroni and cheese.
Now I’m probably going to die of pneumonia.
Probably worth it, 9/10 stars.
I picked up "bless your heart" while visiting my transplanted cousins in Mississippi. I said it for decades without knowing it was a low-key insult 😅😂
Just wanted to say thank you for this comment. It's the funniest thing I've heard all day! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
not very low key lol at least not when you from the south.
It's only an insult depending on how you say it.
I'm not sure when people decided that "bless your heart" is only used sarcastically, but it's simply not true. People say it with sincerity all the time.
It’s not just an insult!!! It is often used completely sincerely! It is wrong to characterize it as only an insult!
"yep, there it is" - me on the front porch pointing at the funnel cloud
Matt, this was outstanding! While I often like, enjoy, and chuckle at your solo humor skits, I think this one was really excellent, because of the writing and the large number of witty/funny examples you used. Very good! I will share your channel on social media to encourage others to laugh too. :)
I'm half asleep in KY. I got it when you stated," Don't close the door kids let the air conditioner just cool the outside..!" Just like my husband
Snuck in that “Go Buckeyes!” So funny. Hatin’ on OSU is def not just a souther thing.
O. H. I. O.
@@cjenkins8785 S.P.A.M.
GO BUCKS!!
O.H! Lol
The line ‘Maybe we’ll go somewhere other than Gatlinburg for vacation’ immediately becomes southern again if that ‘somewhere’ is Myrtle Beach.
I was stationed there for two years, myrtle beach. Air base. front gate was 60 feet from the sea. wonderful two years.
"Gatlinburg by the Sea" is its TN nickname for Myrtle.
That used to be our other vacation place until we accidentally went one week during a bike week and there were cops everywhere! We left early and the next day they started shooting and killing each other at hotels on the strip. Haven’t been back since!! That scared me too bad.
@@ritadyer9295 South Carolina native, and I can tell you, Myrtle Beach ain't what it used to be. I always recommend Charleston. Sure, it's a bit different, but it's still the beach and it's just better imo.
"Go Buckeyes" made my bored husband laugh so hard he cried. Best line in the whole list.
I was almost 5 when sister was born , Mom
said my first words to her when they brought her home was..As I slid my hand through the rail to her, " I wanted a German shepherd puppy, but u ok, Bless your lil Cotton Picking Heart "... Later teeth came in she bite me and mom heard tell I'd flush u down the turlite..3 years later parents bought a farm and we got 2 year old Shepherd..
Our BBQ place is attached to a laundry mat and a carwash 😅
Ours is "Bait and Barbeque." Yes, I'm serious.
we got redneck bbq lab next to a gas station
The "Bless my heart" thing is definitely the average Californian in the south.
Lex Fridman was blown away by a woman in Vegas calling him "honey". My first question was did she say, "How's your day, hunny?". Or did she say, "Aw, hunny. How you doin'?". Because the second one means you look like you just had to put your dog down.
Being told "Bless your heart" in the South is like being called a slur
@@KevinJDildonik Hahaha, exactly!
At least in my part of the South, there are two “bless your hearts.” If someone is sick or having a hard time, we might say, “Well, bless your HEART, hun!” Genuine expression of empathy. The other “Bless your heart” is the better-known back hand of Southern sympathy
@@Immadeus It can be 😂
LOL 🤣
These all made me laugh...
But the tornado one caught me off guard seeing how we were in one just a couple days ago with sirens going off and were outside finishing our picnic and card game. The LORD protects me!
I appreciate this channel . I just learned the salt life means living near the beach. Bless my little heart.
saw a bumper sticker that said Diva like Dolly, Rebel like Reba on a woman's truck a while back and pointed it out to my fiance, who is from upstate New York. she didnt know who either was, and it took damn near everything in me not to lose it.
Please tell me you called off the wedding.
@@jerryturner2310 🤣
Bless her heart!
G. R. I. T. S. Girls Raised in the South
I dunno about your fiancee, but my cousins in upstate NY are country as hell. They grew up on a farm and took us to a legit rodeo when we visited. There are a lot of folks in NY & PA who are country music fans and know damn well who Dolly and Reba are.
Seems like it never fails....in my part of Arkansas, any time the tornado siren goes off for an actual tornado, I'm either asleep, or on the toilet, in my single wide trailer house, which happens to be basically in a cow pasture. If I'm asleep, I usually hear the siren and just roll over, go back to sleep. If I'm on the toilet, what is there to do but let nature finish it's course. Where exactly am I gonna go? 😂😂😂
I mean they go off all the time at certain times of year in TX. You reach a certain age, you stop being scared, and you just go out on the porch to see what's happening.
ikr 😂
I felt the disturbance of the lines all the way up in Norway. I've never experienced finding something this funny so disturbing 😅 well played 😂
I just discovered this channel and this man is hilarious! I'm from the south and his humor is completely on point. Especially about not having WD 40 and cinder blocks. Lol. It brings back good memories.
Heard a tornado siren go off, grabbed my phone and ran outside. All I got was lightning.
I think I had a similar thing happen with a hurricane warning. I just charged up all of my portable chargers in preparation, told some friends on the internet that I might be gone because of the hurricane knocking the power out, etc., and fell asleep at like 4 AM like I normally do and everything was still on and the hurricane already left. Pretty sure I fell asleep right when it hit too actually
Matt, I laugh so hard,.... thank you with all my heart for that! You're so talented, you put so much work and thought into your sketches, I just can't thank you enough for everything you do for us! If laughter is the best medicine, then Matt is a brain surgeon! Warmest wishes!
LOL!! God I love you Matt, you just nailed them with a strait face and here I was holding my belly and almost falling out of my chair. Excellent vid!
I have been to Gatlinberg soo many times...and when that bad weather hits, I totally take a break at work and go outside to watch it.
3 random cinder blocks sittin’ around! Yesssssss
"Go Buckeyes"
As a UGA fan that got me the most 😂
100% accurate with all of these statements
Go Dawgs!
@@vb.maddog.13 Sic 'em!
@@vb.maddog.13 How about them Dawgs!
Yall are jealous! Go Buckeyes!
Having grown up in Tuscaloosa, the "Lookin' for a Church?" bit while wearing a Bama shirt hits home hard. I mean, it's the only place I have ever been where there are bars across the street from a Church, on Campus; and I spent 26 years in the Army, so....yeah
0:25 I went to college in Williamsburg, VA. When snow came, they had no salt, so they put down sand. By spring, the roads looked like we were in downtown Baghdad.
As a Buckeyes fan that grew up in South Carolina, I would like to report this video for false advertisement.
I WOULD like to, but I laughed way to hard at that part, along with the entire video. Great job as always, Matt!
"Go Buckeyes" hurt me and I wasn't ready for it.
O. H. I. O.
I legit loled at the three cinder blocks comment as I looked at my 5 cinderblocks under my deck. Good stuff, man.
Thanks for these videos. I live near Pittsburgh, and ive been to Alabama several times and one trip to the Louisiana bayou. I love my southern brothers and sisters, and this makes me miss them even more.
I and my 3 random cinder blocks approve of this video.
Memaw's bagels made me snort out my Milo's. Lol
Matt, now we need a video “things southern say WAY too much” lol. Bless your heart!
I had to move to California from Tennessee in December and now everything west coast feels so foreign… Matt you remind me of home so much… thank you for keeping it real I hate it here!!! Can’t wait to come back
I was giggling, but the second he mentioned Con-Air I lost it and cackled.
That chef's kiss for Nicholas Cage's accent had me doubled over in laughter!
"Put the bunny back in the box " 🤣🤣🤣
Honestly makes the movie more entertaining for me lol
Cookie's Fortune also deserves an honorable mention for worst Hollywood Southern accents. I met the dialect coach for that movie once and she was SUPER proud of her work too 🤐 Bless'er heart
Not exactly a Southern accent, but Daniel Craig's foghorn leghorn NOLA accent is horrid.
My whole life summarized in reverse in less than 4 minutes. Well done, Matt.
Central Florida here (Non-Disney territories, and by the way, Matt you are right we are Southern)... Was out in the Publix parking lot and could not find my car and these 2 nice men pointed it out to me. Which was very sweet until one said, bless your heart. 🤨
When I heard “go buckeyes” I laughed out loud randomly while 3 other people were having a conversation in front of me
Thanks Matt, I was having a particularly rough day. I needed this one.
My favorite part was giving the ROLL TIDE shirt the smart guy glasses. That's never happened before. So subtle, so brilliant.
Okay I am now huddled under a warm fuzzy blanket because all these weird sentences made me shiver and now I am cold. I almost hollard to dad to turn on the heat. Then remembered I am in the South and it is 77 here. So I am a little chilly but a blanket will be good enough. Dude don't scare me like that.
As a refugee from California and a Texan in training, I was ROLLING when you talked about bringing more Californians to the South. Yes, I have a "Don't California My Texas" bumper sticker. Far as I'm concerned, as long as you want to adapt TO, not change, this place, you're more than welcome. Otherwise, go home and enjoy that. Leave the South as it is.
The North doesn’t seem to like leaving the South as is. Now it’s the West as well.
Texas isn't "the south." Californian.
I *did* say welcome to a Californian who moved into the apartment above me, and her father who was helping her to move in. Gotta be neighborly and all. Apparently we were the first - and only - people in the entire state of Georgia to say that to them. That left such a big impression on her dad that a few months later they let us stay with them in Livermore for our honeymoon.
Amen! I'm from CA too, and have been welcomed so kindly in my new state. I think it helps that I sneer every time someone mentions Biden. LOL
@@apriltini 🤣 nice to know I'm not the only ex-Californian who wanted to escape that, not spread it. May God bless you always, and welcome!
"fried chicken is overrated" better not ever hear that
"GO BUCKEYES"!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just snorted tea out of my nose! Yeah, Go Bucks! Also TBDBITL!!!
"we are all very rational about chicken down here"
Man, I bark laughed out loud in the middle of my office. It was so worth the stares I got.
Also, “hey, it’s about to snow more than an inch? We’re fine as is, we have more than enough bread, water and toilet paper to last us through the next month…” 😏
As a person born and raised in Mississippi, I can attest to all of these things. Pure gold. We do have a lot of dollar generals though lol
Bonus points when you have Family Dollar and a Dollar General within a mile of each other. (Which i do about 3 miles from my house)
And 5 miles in the other direction another Dollar General.😪
Always room for 5 or 6 more 🤣
@@demonkingbadger6689 Yes! My *small* town has 2 dollar generals and 1 family dollar forming a triangle.. maybe a minute - 30 walk from eachother
Then there’s another dollar general ~10 miles away
Matt, you have said that any state that has sweet tea no matter where you go and a pickup truck at every intersection is southern. Go Buckeyes therefore is a southern statement. (from an Ohioan southerner)
The fogged up glasses... man that truth hit hard 🤣🤣🤣