The Game No Southerner Can Win

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  Год назад +925

    Subscribe or spend the rest of eternity cleaning the Dollar Gentrals

    • @mortgagepeteus9634
      @mortgagepeteus9634 Год назад +8

      Done!!!! Whew! That was feaking damn close!

    • @Coolthings246
      @Coolthings246 Год назад +7

      Who knows what dirty stuff is in there

    • @michaelrogers1771
      @michaelrogers1771 Год назад +5

      It would have been close, real close...but I think my mother in way woulda beat ya.
      Real close though. Ain't no accountin for accents though: "Re-MO-te Cont-ROLLLLLLLLL"

    • @jeffredfern3744
      @jeffredfern3744 Год назад +5

      Dolla Jenerels

    • @leonsus9317
      @leonsus9317 Год назад +7

      Yup, that's not the lightning round. That's just actual lightning coming through central Alabama right now as we speak. 😬

  • @jamesb5764
    @jamesb5764 Год назад +1830

    I’m disappointed that he said “mosquitoes” and not “skeeters”.

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 Год назад +74

      Just don’t get a skeeter on your Peter, it could turn out bad.

    • @MattCorps
      @MattCorps Год назад +27

      Oh my goodness yes! I recognize that as a legit way to say mosquitoes because I've heard it so much.

    • @steveavant9727
      @steveavant9727 Год назад +10

      I call em skeeters.

    • @dizzysdoings
      @dizzysdoings Год назад +6

      I'm from South Jersey and I call em skeeters! 😅

    • @Wyndamn
      @Wyndamn Год назад +23

      Mah-Skeeta

  • @cmyaj
    @cmyaj Год назад +844

    Shortly after my wife & I married (she, from Arkansas & I, from California), we visited her parents. I found a book at their house about how to speak Southern or something like that; I figured it was a joke & thumbed through it, chuckling as I read the various terms. One that stuck out was "bub", as in a "light bub". Again, I thought it was a joke & let it go...
    ...until my father-in-law walked into the room, looking for a "bub".
    Apparently, the book wasn't a joke book; it was a translation guide.

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 Год назад +28

      I love that book!!

    • @thejourney1369
      @thejourney1369 Год назад +23

      I have that book! And it’s true!

    • @WyattRyeSway
      @WyattRyeSway Год назад +56

      I want to read that. My moms father is from Illinois but my dads family are all from Texas or Appalachia. Once we were working outside making piles of wood we had chopped. My Yank grandpa (who was raised in an Orthodox Jewish home by a couple who escaped the Holocaust) was trying to help. He asked where he laid his gloves down (he couldn’t find them. My brother Ranger told him that he “thought he saw them catywampus to the pack that was sigoggling”. My grandpa stood there looking at him like he was an alien. That night told my mom (jokingly, I think) that not only could she not give her children proper names but we don’t even speak English. My mom objected (jokingly) and my grandpa pointed to my sister Meadow saying “she’s named after a field of grass”, pointing to my brother Canyon said “he’s named after a prehistoric geological land formation”, pointed to Colt and said “this one after a young male horse” and pointed to Ranger saying “this one is named after an armed law enforcement officer” (his full name is Ranger Blade). He then said, why couldn’t you given them normal names like Rueben, Zalman, Elimeloch, Levi, Dovid, Ester, Mordechai or Hymen”. At which point Ranger makes the ASL for a part of a girls anatomy and begins to protest, my dad points to him and said “My belt loops are about to start crackling” (an idle threat, usually). My grandpa then said the entire house was nuts. I mean, he loves us but whenever he visits and leaves he says “back to civilization!”. I do not live in the hills and hollers. I live in East Texas. I just figure to him, it must seem like a different country.

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 Год назад +17

      That was kind of them to leave that book for you! They just KNEW there would be language issues!

    • @Ancaryvan
      @Ancaryvan Год назад

      Missing a small l, that is.

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil Год назад +1248

    You know it's a true southern entertainment room when the arcade machines and alcohol are right next to eachother

    • @RealJohnnyGuillotine
      @RealJohnnyGuillotine Год назад +14

      Mortal Kombat Funnel, every Fatality gives a double shot.

    • @BrianSmith-ct3kh
      @BrianSmith-ct3kh Год назад +4

      I'm inspired to get a poster-sized copy of the Sonic 2 cover now.

    • @tyjohnston8573
      @tyjohnston8573 Год назад

      Pffp. Put a gun rack on the wall with a shotgun and Airsoft guns, Yankee.

    • @suzannehribal4117
      @suzannehribal4117 Год назад +4

      Yes! Love his setup.

    • @hoperemsen6335
      @hoperemsen6335 Год назад +3

      That'll preach! My hubs and I have a favorite joint to get meat n' three. Delicious dinner and supper...pinball, poker machines (behind 2 shower curtains & you can action on the SEC games), Dawg signs & t shirts, beer, wine, (hookup for moonshine & other locally grown/made delights), copies of the weekly papers for 2 communities a/k/a the gossip sheets)about 4 shelves of groceries ( they run out of something you wanted & they're out - just jump up and getcha' something else...including what Miss Carrie cans...and if you don't want sweet tea get a cocoa outta the fridge cause it isn't on tap), straight-up Awful Waffle type cook, waitresses but with enough Jesus in them the daily show is more like a Baptist deacon's meeting gone off the rails) and always asking' bout your mamaan'em. Dinner time brings all the loggers, lined up down the 2 lane packed red clay road....off to the wooded side of course). Wander in lost? Guarantee you won't pay for your dinner/supper the 1st time. The love in that food is like a hug from the Lord! Aaaand they'll put ya' on the prayer list if needs be. Things I love about the South, chapter 1, verses 42-57. Love to all y'all!
      Go Dawgs!!❤🏈🇺🇸

  • @a_world_made_of_cardboard
    @a_world_made_of_cardboard Год назад +381

    My wife actually said she heard no difference between what Matt said and what she says. She was saying, "What is he saying that is wrong? That's what they are called."

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 Год назад +18

      LMAO! She must be a real hoot! The poor thing!

    • @AllenKrell
      @AllenKrell Год назад +35

      That happened to me, several of them sounded correct.

    • @mikegoodwin2386
      @mikegoodwin2386 Год назад +23

      @@AllenKrell Yeah, there were a couple of them that I could not tell what he was saying wrong. Backed 'em up and listened again. Still couldn't tell.

    • @DD-oi3vh
      @DD-oi3vh Год назад +15

      Those were all my exact answers, too...I’m a Floridian 😂 I still don’t understand what was wrong with a couple of them? 😂

    • @XiAdu2
      @XiAdu2 Год назад +7

      Your wife is 100% correct 😂 I was looking at the screen like, “but that’s exactly what he said” 🤔

  • @heffaazul
    @heffaazul Год назад +1976

    This wasn't a skit. This was a documentary. 100% accurate.

    • @LW97672
      @LW97672 Год назад +13

      I’m rolling 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Darthquackius
      @Darthquackius Год назад +12

      Eh... Not really. I mean my great grandparents talked like that, we made jokes about it. Asking great grandmother if she wanted us to meet her at "Chic-a-fils" but I was none the less born and raised Southern and I say all those names correctly. I also refer to soda generically as soda, but also rarely generically cause I'll just call it by brand.
      I've never met someone under the age of like 70 that REALLY did this stuff anymore, and I think the existence of search engines is a major factor in that as it sorta forces you to use less local only nomenclature

    • @tylerhand6759
      @tylerhand6759 Год назад +19

      ​@@Darthquackius You are so amazing. We all aspire to be more like you.

    • @jaywest2806
      @jaywest2806 Год назад

      ​@@Darthquackius you're card has been pulled ya heathen gtfooh,sheesh loser

    • @wdtaut5650
      @wdtaut5650 Год назад +14

      I never heard of 'Belk' stores, but the instant that sign was on the screen, my head said 'Belks'. I was thinking 'CoCola' before he even showed the picture. We always said 'cokes'. "Go to the store and get some cokes." "What kind?" "Oh, some 7-Up and Dr. Pepper."

  • @oneofmany7051
    @oneofmany7051 Год назад +102

    When Matt said "The Hoggly Woggly", I yelled "THE PIG!!" in my mind. Then he said it. Whew!

    • @richardfabacher3705
      @richardfabacher3705 Год назад +10

      I had a student in a night class who would go ballistic because just about everybody in North Alabama calls it Pigg UH ly Wigg UH ly. 6 syllables instead of the correct 4. He was an assistant manager. I always called it The Pig, but never in front of him.

  • @mindwipe8788
    @mindwipe8788 Год назад +722

    It’s always fascinated me how much the idea of giving famous brands nicknames is quintessential Southern

    • @graydanerasmussen4071
      @graydanerasmussen4071 Год назад +29

      In Denmark, Mickey Dee's is known as The Golden Seagull... e'body does that ;)

    • @BeachPeach2010
      @BeachPeach2010 Год назад +11

      Everybody gets one, nobody is immune! 👍

    • @macattack5863
      @macattack5863 Год назад +14

      A lot of those nicknames are longer ex wallyworld

    • @ETC_Rohaly_USCG
      @ETC_Rohaly_USCG Год назад +16

      Like how the grocery store “Food Lion”, is referred to as ‘$hitty Kitty’ 😂

    • @Margatatials
      @Margatatials Год назад +11

      As an Australian I can relate

  • @darryllyle5250
    @darryllyle5250 Год назад +98

    What is hilarious is that i'm watching this, my wife walks by and hears the question and answers exactly like Matt at the same time. It's like we are all in sync.

  • @BrianSmith-ct3kh
    @BrianSmith-ct3kh Год назад +319

    "Well, you know what that sound means!"
    "Yeah, but we're already in the basement, we should be aight for right now."

    • @meeshybee1654
      @meeshybee1654 Год назад +20

      Legit thought it was going to be a tornado reference.

    • @jessicabaker1274
      @jessicabaker1274 Год назад +14

      Nope we in the front yard with the cam corder

    • @Kelnx
      @Kelnx Год назад +3

      @@meeshybee1654 Same lol

    • @zoevalk8645
      @zoevalk8645 Год назад +2

      Tornado alley understood that reference.

    • @jenx5870
      @jenx5870 Год назад +4

      We don't have basements in DFW. We have to sit in a tub with a mattress and pray...

  • @rebeccasatterley1542
    @rebeccasatterley1542 Год назад +68

    Actual conversation in a Southern house:
    "Ya wanna coke?"
    "Sure, whatcha got?"
    "I got Diet Coke, Dr. Pepper, and tea."

  • @appalachiangunman9589
    @appalachiangunman9589 Год назад +31

    Southeast Kentucky here and we say “Reesy cups” and “Reesy peace-ez” exactly the same way lol!

    • @lisahartz9334
      @lisahartz9334 8 месяцев назад +3

      Exactly, how do you say it???? Sounded right to me

    • @MSKofAlexandria
      @MSKofAlexandria 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@lisahartz9334 I think reeses is supposed to rhyme with the actual word "pieces", something like ree-sis

    • @khjr14
      @khjr14 4 месяца назад +2

      That’s how we say them too in Nelson County, Kentucky.

    • @MegaRiffraff
      @MegaRiffraff 2 месяца назад

      I always thought DG stared in Scottsville Kentucky , but corporate offices are in Nashville.

  • @SevenRedSunsOfficial
    @SevenRedSunsOfficial Год назад +115

    "ITS LIKE WERE NOT EVEN SPEAKING THE SAME LANGUAGE" "Nah we ain"

  • @kirsbeasley87
    @kirsbeasley87 Год назад +55

    I don't know if I'm more proud I knew all the answers Matt was going to give, or more disappointed in myself.

  • @kungfuhustling4832
    @kungfuhustling4832 Год назад +203

    When Matt is on a game show, we all win.

  • @Devy717
    @Devy717 Год назад +23

    I'm from Arizona and my native American family say southern things. Pop, coke and soda are all different meanings. When I first heard wally world I was so confused because I grew up in the city. This is great content and brings back memories.

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 Год назад +7

      My friends from the North think that there is actually a Wally World theme park that we are talking about, like the one in the old National Lampoon Family Vacation movie. They are disappointed when we stop at Walmart…

    • @Distophic
      @Distophic 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@adamr9215Walmart is a theme park and the attractions are the stoners picking out snacks, single mothers with unruly children, and the 400 pound woman wearing sweatpants that say "juicy" on the back.

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 7 месяцев назад

      @@Distophic I live in the middle of nowhere. The nearest Walmart is pretty rural and nowhere near as bad as they are in the city.

    • @charlesmangum3108
      @charlesmangum3108 5 месяцев назад

      They is?

  • @supatiltgaming
    @supatiltgaming Год назад +509

    I love the awful waffle! Also when y'all switched from sprite to coke I was screaming 'say co-cola!'

    • @stenmaulsby5924
      @stenmaulsby5924 Год назад +10

      Oh, you mean Waffle Depot?

    • @Jake9066
      @Jake9066 Год назад +14

      Gotta spell it like it sounds: the awful wawful
      Friend of mine used to put 2 bucks in the jukebox just before leaving and punch up every single waffle house song, then sit in the car until the people still inside started looking visibly angry. Good times.

    • @ALLENM07
      @ALLENM07 Год назад +1

      You mean the Wiffle Waffle

    • @PirateLeota
      @PirateLeota Год назад +10

      Yes! Co-cola!

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 Год назад

      We always called it Cocaine Cola in these parts…

  • @brendalarue4690
    @brendalarue4690 Год назад +54

    Paid thru the schnoz for psych meds all these years, and here's Matt giving us mental health for free. F my timing 😆

  • @Whisper_292
    @Whisper_292 Год назад +90

    Walking through the parking lot at the state fair, I saw a pickup where the back window was covered in dust. Someone had written "WARSH" on it with their finger. 🤣

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Год назад +3

      Haaaa haaaaa

    • @prankmonkeyxs650
      @prankmonkeyxs650 Год назад +5

      I honestly thought that was a northern thing because my dad is from Pennsylvania (damn northerner) and he says warsh

    • @Whisper_292
      @Whisper_292 Год назад +1

      @Sue Taylor Actually, I think the spelling depends on whether you or a family member actually owns the pickup containing the graffiti.

    • @Whisper_292
      @Whisper_292 Год назад

      @Prankmonkey That made me smile. 😁

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 Год назад +4

      @@prankmonkeyxs650 No joke! My family is from Central Pa, and i grew up hearing about Worshington DC (which was about 2 hours south of us)

  • @faithcomesbyhearingwithnic5706
    @faithcomesbyhearingwithnic5706 Год назад +17

    So glad you are making more videos. Keeps me tided over until SEC Roll Call. You are so talented and absolutely hilarious.

  • @subvet694
    @subvet694 Год назад +120

    Dollar General full of boxes nobody knows what’s in em… That is a Southern Truth🤣

    • @Cowboyup57717
      @Cowboyup57717 Год назад +9

      Up North Minnesota here and we have em too. There's the one in the closest town that's chock full of boxes, and the one in the next town over that's known as "The Good General" it's clean and no boxes. 😂😂

    • @shannonp1656
      @shannonp1656 Год назад +2

      One of them might even have a 't', or tea, which is close enough.

    • @dagneytaggart7707
      @dagneytaggart7707 Год назад +5

      It is very Twilight Zone to go in a DG that has empty aisles and full, neat shelves.

    • @alexisalexander9037
      @alexisalexander9037 Год назад

      @@dagneytaggart7707 I have always though dollar tree was the twilight zone.

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 Год назад

      @@dagneytaggart7707 LOL I thought this only happened here in Mass.!

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 Год назад +27

    Comedic excellence! Matt plays both characters so convincingly.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Год назад

      And there sure was a tootin' a very judgy judge...someone one was hittin' that button like wrong, wrong, wrong.

  • @mattwright7689
    @mattwright7689 Год назад +197

    For those outside the south wondering if this is true, my Dad, Grandmother and Uncle ALL say MACdonalds, Wal-MartS and CoCola. It is 100% a thing.

    • @ddcs0s
      @ddcs0s Год назад +7

      Na we always got coke right but we really do call the Walmart Wally World

    • @daleg5344
      @daleg5344 Год назад +4

      I'm Canadian and i call it MacDonalds

    • @syd417
      @syd417 Год назад +4

      My Mamaw always said Walmarks (with a k sound on the end).

    • @ZemanTheMighty
      @ZemanTheMighty Год назад +3

      In South Africa we also say MACdonalds.
      Is it supposed to be MickDonalds?

    • @valecrassus7835
      @valecrassus7835 Год назад +4

      @@ZemanTheMighty Technically it's "mick" because there's no letter A, but at the same time "mack" is also technically correct. It comes down (mostly) to pronunciation/regional accent but there's the Scottish Mac-name and the Irish Mc-name, both meaning the exact same thing ("Son of") and the latter being an abbreviation of the former.

  • @valerief1231
    @valerief1231 Год назад +18

    In high school one of our teachers was super lazy, he would have us grade each other’s papers. My friend Cheri swapped with me, she wrote “warsh” it was at that moment that I realized that my mother, born and raised in Long Island NY, had raised me like a city girl in Dallas, this was at DeSoto HS only 20 miles from Dallas, a suburb lol. But Cheri was an amazing friend and if it hadn’t been for her help I wouldn’t have graduated, I got to my 3rd HS late in my junior year, and found out that DeSoto had higher credit requirements for graduation, she helped me study for my tests and went to night school with me, and got me to the finish line!

    • @jackifoster98
      @jackifoster98 Год назад +2

      She was a good friend to you! Thumbs up to her!

    • @valerief1231
      @valerief1231 Год назад +1

      @@jackifoster98 💖💖💖

  • @auburnkim1989
    @auburnkim1989 Год назад +48

    So glad you said, "co cola". The only true, correct pronunciation amongst my kin, lol. Thanks for another great one!

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 Год назад +3

      "want a cold drink?" "thank you I'll have co-cola" "What kind>" "Orange" how many times did I hear that from one of the farmers sitting around in my grandfather's old general store.

    • @JoeMCool
      @JoeMCool Год назад

      ​@@clairewood7416 HUH?? Did you maybe remember that wrong? "Coek" is any kahnda bubbly 'n' fizzy beverage, but Coe-Cola (ya gotta twang that first "e" in the SE) is only Coca-Cola... and best served as ice-coal-Coe-Cola. 😉

  • @catperson6146
    @catperson6146 Год назад +129

    I think Matt is even funnier now that he's on his own! He always was my favorite ❤

    • @WyattRyeSway
      @WyattRyeSway Год назад +1

      He still does the Southern channel too, doesn’t he?

    • @gr8fulUS
      @gr8fulUS Год назад +4

      @@WyattRyeSway nope, he's on his own now and no longer with southern thing. He had a post recently.

    • @jackkarns2484
      @jackkarns2484 Год назад +6

      Matt absolutely needed to break free from “It’s a Southern Thing” given his popularity. I subscribed to his new channel and trash canned Southern Thing. No doubt it was all about the Benjamins and now Matt can make his own way.

    • @WyattRyeSway
      @WyattRyeSway Год назад

      @@jackkarns2484 ……I watch both but Matt’s content is hysterical 100% of the time. The Southern Channel is good too. I don’t feel the need to trash them but then I guess, I didn’t see Matt’s post about leaving the other channel. I should go watch it I suppose
      I looked and didn’t find a video of him talking about the break with the other channel. Anyone have a link? Thanks

    • @jackkarns2484
      @jackkarns2484 Год назад +6

      @@WyattRyeSway You are right, my comment was strong. However, I tried other Southern Things videos but could not finish them. After a little of that I stopped watching them. In my view Matt was the star of that channel and in his video he talks about the five years he spent with them. The Pandemic was particularly hard on Southern Things content creators. They re-played existing videos while the creators received no residuals. Their right of course, as they “owned” the content, but an operation that small risks losing big if contributors are not looked after. Matt was kind in his comments but it was easy to see that there were considerable underlying issues.
      Just watching Matt create content for his own channel is very instructive. His output exceeds Southern Things and is broader in scope without the former oversight. I just don’t see Southern Things filling this void. We should follow their subscriber numbers.
      Lastly, I will look for his explanation video and a link.

  • @susangrossman8431
    @susangrossman8431 Год назад +85

    You are a comedic genius Matt as I’ve said before. This video made my day. Very creative. Very “southern”. Thanks so much for posting. Looking forward to your next video!

  • @davidedmondson5633
    @davidedmondson5633 Год назад +9

    I’m crying laughing. You get the emotion of both sides of this “discussion” spot on. Extremely talented.

  • @johnveca2979
    @johnveca2979 Год назад +84

    Excellent Matt. I've actually crawled over boxes to get from one end of an aisle to the other at DG. DG in Louisiana sells beer, wine, and cigarettes. So convenient being able to buy three food groups at the same time, all at the same store.

    • @wpeale71341
      @wpeale71341 Год назад +1

      Why? I live in Louisiana. Every DG I have ever been in had access to both ends of the aisles from an aisle running cross ways across the store. You might have to climb the boxes to get something hiding on the shelf behind them but you can get to every aisle. But hey if its an issue just drive a mile and a half further down the highway and go to another DG. There is like 10 in every parish.

    • @CrusaderKnight2000
      @CrusaderKnight2000 Год назад +2

      "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop eating the cigarettes, we have chips in the next isle over."

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 Год назад

      So it's not just us!

  • @edmonddrake1409
    @edmonddrake1409 Год назад +7

    Love the mocking southern accent from the host! It's that kind of detail that separates you from the fold. Thanks for the laughs Matt!!

  • @scruffythejanitor1969
    @scruffythejanitor1969 Год назад +281

    As a northerner that married a southern woman this wasn't a skit -- Its a freaking documentatry.
    Besides the whole "Coke is any kind of pop" thing, the other thing we disagreed about was what a "Dollar Store" is. For me, it was Dollar Tree and ONLY Dollar Tree. For her, it was anything that vaguely resembled a Dollar General.

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 Год назад +23

      Dollar Stores, Dollar General, Family Dollar and Dollar Tree are all within a 5 minute drive from my house in Ft Worth. Didn't Dollar General buy up Dollar Tree? Seriously, I drove up McCart ave one afternoon right past the Dollar General. Three days later it was a Dollar Tree!

    • @leegraves101
      @leegraves101 Год назад +3

      Family Dollar and Dollar Tree are same family.

    • @theirmom4723
      @theirmom4723 Год назад +2

      @@clairewood7416 Dollar Tree purchased Family Dollar

    • @kynn23
      @kynn23 Год назад +2

      @@clairewood7416 That explains the Dollar General truck I saw outside Dollar Tree yesterday. I didn't realize one had bought the other.

    • @dianedeck
      @dianedeck Год назад +16

      For me any store with the word Dollar in the name is a Dollar store.

  • @WatchingFromWork6636
    @WatchingFromWork6636 Год назад +3

    Having moved from Michigan to Arkansas watching this at work is hilarious. Please keep the amazing content coming.

  • @Tayl0n
    @Tayl0n Год назад +93

    we need a part 2 this is great!

  • @ImpulseAyala
    @ImpulseAyala Год назад +5

    Man, I relate to every single one. I had it nailed before ya had time to answer. Southern slang is our own form of gibberish but it works. Thanks for the laughs Matt. Have a good weekend!

  • @MrsAlmaTrumble
    @MrsAlmaTrumble Год назад +224

    If this was an actual game, I would buy it.

  • @bowlnow824
    @bowlnow824 Год назад +1

    I actually learned some interesting facts about these stores I didn't know. Thank you and funny as Yankee trying to live in the south in August!

  • @victoriaparnell7339
    @victoriaparnell7339 Год назад +162

    Finally some "cold drink" representation in the eternal argument between coke, pop, and soda.

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 Год назад +6

      in Massachusetts the generic nickname for soft drinks is 'tonic' Also there is a brand up there called Moxie and it is horrible.

    • @shartsmcginty8056
      @shartsmcginty8056 Год назад +1

      ​@@clairewood7416 I tried one at a Cracker Barrel. It wasn't that bad.

    • @alexisalexander9037
      @alexisalexander9037 Год назад +1

      Soda

    • @rwtx7781
      @rwtx7781 Год назад

      Soda water….

    • @prankmonkeyxs650
      @prankmonkeyxs650 Год назад +10

      Anyone that doesn't call them coke is just wrong.

  • @BrianGates06
    @BrianGates06 Год назад +15

    This is one of Matt’s funniest sketches ever 😂

  • @tdl487
    @tdl487 Год назад +64

    Ah man Matt this was gold! All those nicknames are completely valid answers.

  • @SadieQuinn24310
    @SadieQuinn24310 Год назад +2

    I literally watch this video every time it pops up on my home page and it never get old... ima need y'all to make me the full version!!

  • @darthhauler9947
    @darthhauler9947 Год назад +19

    I only started watching "It's a Southern Thing' to see you. Glad you're doing good and will always be watching your videos. Such great content and it's all true!! Southern born, and southern bred and one day I'll be southern dead.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Год назад +1

      I was born in California! Border patrol hears my accent and does a double take after seeing my passport. LOL I just smile and say my Daddy and Momma were ,both, in the military. Smile and move on.

  • @lauraloper3740
    @lauraloper3740 Год назад +7

    Oh my goodness! I’ve heard all these names all my life! Well done Matt!!! 😂😂😂

  • @asdisskagen6487
    @asdisskagen6487 Год назад +90

    In Matt's defense, some of them I didn't know either. For example, I had no idea there was no S at the end of Belk 😂

    • @WG55
      @WG55 Год назад +10

      I had to look it up. I've _always_ said "Belk's"! 😮

    • @gaiterat6187
      @gaiterat6187 Год назад +8

      Apparently there's not an S at the end of Aldi's either. Still call it Aldi's

    • @jackclark1994
      @jackclark1994 Год назад +3

      wait, there's not?

    • @MelissaThompson432
      @MelissaThompson432 Год назад +2

      I was just confused the first time I saw one that didn't have two names. I grew up with Belk-Lindsey, and moved to a place where it was Parks Belk. Just "Belk" sounds all kinds of wrong. (Even my phone thinks that's gotta be wrong. It "corrected" my spelling.)

    • @ritadyer9295
      @ritadyer9295 Год назад +1

      I’ve always said Belks even tho I’m acutely aware there is no s.

  • @peterlatella7090
    @peterlatella7090 Год назад

    Thanks for giving the world laughter in this time of distress. You guys are great.

  • @SevenRedSunsOfficial
    @SevenRedSunsOfficial Год назад +128

    the three hardest things to say in life:
    1. im sorry
    2. I was wrong
    3. worcheshirestchershetscer sauce

    • @kmarch6630
      @kmarch6630 Год назад +7

      I gave up and just call it W sauce.

    • @Georgia_Farmer
      @Georgia_Farmer Год назад +7

      Worsh-Yer-Sister-Sauce

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 Год назад +3

      We call it Limey juice. Limey as in the slang term for English people, not as in lime flavored.

    • @lelandconner3337
      @lelandconner3337 Год назад +5

      Oh...just call it "the other soy sauce". Worster-shyster-shooster is just too damn confusing. 😵‍💫🤯🤣

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Год назад +4

      Hmmm ....Were-sure-shire.

  • @cavtroopermunoz
    @cavtroopermunoz Год назад +10

    I too would like to see the judges ruling on Wally World and Reeses Pieces. Also, Coke is the name of all soft drinks here in Texas.

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 Год назад +2

      also Kentucky

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Год назад +1

      Dude said there weren't any judges but, who was hitting that buzzer then? Maybe no judge but, there sure as tootin' was someone being JUDGE-y there!

    • @ikreer9777
      @ikreer9777 Год назад

      And West Virginia

    • @jonsimpson8360
      @jonsimpson8360 Год назад +2

      I'm from Nocona, TX and if you call a Dr Pepper a coke you'd get your ass kicked

  • @hemaccabe4292
    @hemaccabe4292 Год назад +74

    We love you Matt! Keep it coming. You should so do a sitcom.

  • @jeanaprewitt9658
    @jeanaprewitt9658 Год назад +1

    How is "coke" the wrong answer for the lemon-lime beverage? Southern hospitality: "Do you want a coke?" "Sure." "We have Sprite, Dr. Pepper, and Ne-hi."

  • @eddyflo2978
    @eddyflo2978 Год назад +395

    If you understood every single thing Matt said you may be a legit southerner, therefore hit that subscribe button and enjoy more of our souther love

    • @lelandconner3337
      @lelandconner3337 Год назад +9

      I'm afraid I knew every reference but I'm one of those sophista-ma-cated Southerners, y'all. (Banjo riff)...Hyuck. 🤓🧑‍🎓🤣

    • @JudyGurl
      @JudyGurl Год назад +1

    • @jeffkahl
      @jeffkahl Год назад +4

      Hell I’m Canadian and I understood it lol

    • @dineauxjones
      @dineauxjones Год назад

      Yuuup

    • @eddyflo2978
      @eddyflo2978 Год назад +2

      @@jeffkahl we all know as told by Robin sparkles her self Canadians do not swear and are extremely apologetic. You sir sound like a Missisippian

  • @AutismRocksOfficial
    @AutismRocksOfficial Год назад +2

    We were cracking up because there really is a “Hoggly Woggly” in Tallahassee Florida. It’s a convenience store totally ripping off the Pig.

  • @kingMT514
    @kingMT514 Год назад +93

    I lost it at “Who is Raymond?!”😂

    • @rm3141593
      @rm3141593 Год назад +8

      I don't know, some noodle guy?

    • @teresahargett395
      @teresahargett395 Год назад +2

      How is it correctly pronounced?

    • @anneOakley735
      @anneOakley735 Год назад +6

      My family totally said RAYmen my entire childhood. When I went to college, I became really confused when others called it RAWmen.

    • @lelandconner3337
      @lelandconner3337 Год назад +9

      Could be worse. Ever called them ROMAN noodles? 🍜🇯🇵🇺🇸🤔🤯🤣

    • @patrickdavidson7379
      @patrickdavidson7379 Год назад +5

      ​@Leland Conner Of course! Roman Noodle 1, 2, 3, 4 and V

  • @BryonLape
    @BryonLape Год назад +1

    I done used to shop at the Wal-Marks on Chapnum Highway when I lived in Knoxville.

  • @mariejustme
    @mariejustme Год назад +18

    Hilarious!! I use every one of those nicknames and I’m edumacated. 😂

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 Год назад

      Your friends at Georgia Tech would say otherwise! LOL

  • @shyshy82
    @shyshy82 Год назад +1

    Man I love these shows, that's exactly how they talk in my home town.

  • @bascodelagamma
    @bascodelagamma Год назад +7

    DG - Founded in Kentucky. I am from the hometown of DG in south-central Kentucky. The corporate headquarters moved to Tennessee several years ago but DG got its start in KY.

    • @alostrich
      @alostrich  Год назад +12

      Y’all really wanna claim it tho?

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 Год назад +1

      I grew up a little ways from Scottsville, in Todd County. I never knew DG was founded in KY much less "close to home"

    • @michaelandpenelopemccollum6416
      @michaelandpenelopemccollum6416 Год назад

      @@alostrich Not much else to claim!

  • @jonathannerz1696
    @jonathannerz1696 Год назад +1

    As someone who grew up in Kentucky, I can identify with both southern tropes and Midwestern tropes.

  • @Anukinihun
    @Anukinihun Год назад +15

    I was locked in on that Marvel vs Capcom Arcade machine in the back. I want one sooooooo bad.

  • @Sp0rtzfan-o9j
    @Sp0rtzfan-o9j Месяц назад

    I’m not a southerner I’m from Chicago but these videos are hilarious plus it’s great that non southerners get to Learn a little bit about southern culture

  • @jimr907
    @jimr907 Год назад +20

    Another GREAT one from Matt!!!!!!! Love it!

  • @deborahavery3012
    @deborahavery3012 Год назад +1

    Grew up in Virginia, went to college in Kentucky, graduate school in Ohio, and lived in the midwest ever since. Still don't know whether it's soda or pop. Took the easy way out and gave up all carbonated beverages.

  • @coolcat3421
    @coolcat3421 Год назад +12

    Love your videos Matt! You never fail to put a smile on my face!

  • @0rcsapo_
    @0rcsapo_ Год назад

    Hot damn. I live in the north now, but was born and raised in the south, so watching these are nice because I feel like I can understand everything and it reminds me of home. Keep up the good work!

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 Год назад

      It must be nice to not have to sweat 11 months out of the year, eh! welcome to the North

  • @meridethhendry5733
    @meridethhendry5733 Год назад +12

    You’re hilarious! So much fun to watch!

  • @tiredofit4761
    @tiredofit4761 Год назад +1

    Haha Arkansan here. It’s THE Walmart or Wally World, Micky Ds, Dollar Store, Awful Waffle, Belks. So funny and true

  • @Josh-Stewart
    @Josh-Stewart Год назад +48

    Love your videos Matt.. you’re hilarious and entertaining 🎉😂

  • @matthewnewsome37
    @matthewnewsome37 Год назад +2

    🎼Down home, down the streeeeeet, Piggly Wiggly 🎵🎶

  • @Genera1Mi11s
    @Genera1Mi11s Год назад +38

    This was great! I got all of them right! At the end I was like come on co cola! 🤣

  • @stephaniepapaleo9001
    @stephaniepapaleo9001 Год назад

    😂 💀 😂😂😂 this is what we all needed today!!
    Omg “there might be a T in Dollar General”

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 Год назад +54

    We all have friends like this. when they have a conversation with you, have to decode what they're trying to say.

    • @Jake9066
      @Jake9066 Год назад +6

      Unless you don't have friends like that, but that just means it's you.

    • @asdisskagen6487
      @asdisskagen6487 Год назад +8

      There's a Boomhower in every crowd.

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 Год назад +1

      @@asdisskagen6487 BOOMHOWER! LOL Thats it! He was the funniest guy on that show!

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 Год назад +1

      Yeah, I do know a few annoying people who want to go to a "Mick Donald's" before swinging into a "Wall Mart" to buy some "Sprite".
      Just say you want some Micky D's before getting some coke at the store, already!

  • @robertheffinger5710
    @robertheffinger5710 8 месяцев назад +4

    We have a road back home called Saint Clair’s Creek Road until I was in my 30s I would’ve spelled it as Sinklers Creek road.😆😆😆

  • @johnthomas2485
    @johnthomas2485 Год назад +2

    Piggly Wiggly used to run commercials back when I was stationed at Ft Bragg in the 80s. They even had a jingle. "Piiiiigly Wiggly. Piiiiiiigly wiggly"

  • @aaronthomasmay
    @aaronthomasmay Год назад +30

    Gonna need more of these Matt 😂

  • @drewbittel7852
    @drewbittel7852 Год назад +2

    1:11 @Matt Mitchell. Just FYI, Dollar General was founded in Scottsville Kentucky. They are now headquartered in Tennessee.

  • @brysonprocter5246
    @brysonprocter5246 Год назад +9

    I lost it when you roasted Vandy.🤣🤣🤣

  • @chipgarrett3139
    @chipgarrett3139 Год назад

    Born and raised in SC. Huge, huge Star Wars fan. Born in 79. When I was a kid, I loved Obie Kenobi.

  • @joeyn7399
    @joeyn7399 Год назад +7

    Keep ‘‘em coming bud. Great work as always.

  • @andyatkins1
    @andyatkins1 Год назад

    Matt, you are my brother from another mother! Every. Single. Answer. Keep up the great work!

  • @Oilfieldscout
    @Oilfieldscout Год назад +7

    Nobody knows what is in a Dollar General until they get all the boxes unpacked. And since they never get all the boxes un packed....nobody knows what is really inside a Dollar General.
    Except for Little Debbie's. There is always Little Debbie's in Dollar General.

  • @JP-JustSayin
    @JP-JustSayin Год назад +1

    "There is no tea in dollar general"
    ... that one snuck up on me.

  • @Nothuman76
    @Nothuman76 Год назад +7

    This is real, "you want a coke?" "yes" "Which flavor?" "Sprite"

  • @vickiwilliamson1420
    @vickiwilliamson1420 Год назад +2

    Oh gosh... I so literally laughed out loud with "Belks". Guilty as charged. 😆

  • @greggsplaylist
    @greggsplaylist Год назад +13

    Midwesterner here and I got like half of the product ones wrong as well.

    • @melissalawson7803
      @melissalawson7803 Год назад +4

      It's cool. I've heard before "The only things differentiating the South from the Midwest are location and climate."

  • @TheKyPerson
    @TheKyPerson Год назад

    Gotcha Matt. The Dollar General Stores were founded in Scottsville, Kentucky by J.L. Turner. The headquarters moved to Tennessee in 2000.

  • @William_Bryant
    @William_Bryant Год назад +18

    *thundercrack*
    “Ooh is that the lightning round?”
    “No we just got a severe thunderstorm warning and a tornado watch.”
    Edit: Tuscaloosa, two hours later, and now it’s clear skies. The entirety of the Cahaba River dumped on top of us in under 15 minutes, and now the clouds are gone.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Год назад

      Same in Stone Mountain, Ga . LOL

  • @technoblogical
    @technoblogical Год назад

    The Dollar General HQ is in Tennessee, but it was started in Scottville, Kentucky.

  • @vickiemoore8181
    @vickiemoore8181 Год назад +4

    Aren’t all those carbonated beverages coke!!!!!🤣🤣🤣. Wanna coke? Yeah! What kind?

  • @kcjd8659
    @kcjd8659 Год назад +1

    I grew up in S Florida (so surrounded by northerners-Boca), and my stepdad was from Kentucky. He used to tell a joke: “Why did the Wise Men have ashes on their feet? Because they came from afar.” I didn’t understand this joke until I moved to Kentucky.

  • @Zeyev
    @Zeyev Год назад +6

    I thought Dixie Rexall was one word until we left Alabama. It was astonishing to see a drugstore with the name of Rexall - "where's the rest of the name?"

  • @kathleenseitz2946
    @kathleenseitz2946 Год назад

    Well done!!! I laughed out loud!!! Thank you!!!

  • @carltonbrown6508
    @carltonbrown6508 Год назад +12

    Move that man to the championchips bracket!

  • @JenGa001
    @JenGa001 Год назад +1

    🤣😂💯 the absolute most accurate video you've ever made....well done Sir!!

  • @nlaguins
    @nlaguins Год назад +132

    Definitely didn't think anything was wrong with Reese's 😂

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Год назад +5

      LOL SAME!!!

    • @KaileeH
      @KaileeH Год назад +10

      It's pronounced Ree-siz.

    • @bucketofsunshine6366
      @bucketofsunshine6366 Год назад +9

      Haha I even went back to listen a second time just to make sure. Sounded fine to this yankee 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @kynn23
      @kynn23 Год назад +7

      Some people call them "Reesie cups" here in MI too. I've always wondered where that nickname came from. Maybe now I know.

    • @dizzysdoings
      @dizzysdoings Год назад

      Same here.

  • @DaveCM
    @DaveCM Год назад

    This was so accurate. And my mother for some reason cannot say "Holly" if you put the word "Springs" after it. The pronunciation changes to "Holler Springs". To make matters worse, I have a daughter named Holly. Ever since I told my kids about it, they keep waiting on my mom to call Holly, "Holler". LOL! She hasn't yet. And she always uses a "k" instead of a "t" in Walmart.

  • @BinroWasRight
    @BinroWasRight Год назад +6

    ROFL!!! Hilarious as always. "Reesie" must be an Alabama thing. They're called Reese's cups/pieces in Texas.

    • @donniestoolthoughts9209
      @donniestoolthoughts9209 Год назад +1

      I see how you spelled it, but how do you pronounce it?

    • @adambaldoni5491
      @adambaldoni5491 Год назад +2

      @@donniestoolthoughts9209 "Reese is"

    • @dreabia4759
      @dreabia4759 9 месяцев назад

      @@adambaldoni5491that one was really tripping me up because I’m like how tf did he say that one wrong? I was not hearing it.

  • @ericepperson8409
    @ericepperson8409 Год назад +5

    I lost it at "It's like we're not even speaking the same language?" "No we aint!"

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 Год назад +1

      I am from the North, and i was visiting Atlanta in 1996. i stopped at a kroger's to buy a map and/or ask directions. Some young female employee was on the phone, but i approached her to ask for maps/directions. i listened to her talk for TWO MINUTES, and didnt understand even 1 word she said. I was thinking 'where in the blue hell am i" LOL

  • @RachelHS825
    @RachelHS825 Год назад +8

    Really clever! Laughed out loud 😂

  • @oldcatlady666
    @oldcatlady666 Год назад +1

    this reminds me of my grandpa, who was from louisiana, writing M-T on all empty boxes and when my whole fuckin family couldn’t figure out and asked him about it- he belly laughed and said “read it again. but slowly.” and i immediately got it but the rest of my family still couldn’t figure it out until i finally hollered “it’s EMMM TEEEYYY” 😂

  • @jon-michaelharris5840
    @jon-michaelharris5840 Год назад +6

    it’s great when you know what answers he will give

  • @TreasureDeal
    @TreasureDeal 4 месяца назад +1

    The "crack house" had me on the floor! 😂😂😂

  • @KeilaBevins
    @KeilaBevins Год назад +14

    LOL THE CRACKHOUSE I CANT 😂🤣