Hells yeah -- we use them for trash bags all over the house and cars. Plus they're decent substitute packing material if you have to box up items to move / ship.
Maybe vote the party that takes more from the ultra rich and give more of that shareholder money to the little man and woman? Instead of the party that caters to the ultra rich? If you think it is the Dems who are stealing from you to give to the ultra rich, you deserve to be enslaved by your ignorance.
Damned right! Im a rural Yankee & I loved Ruth. Crushed me. Evil wins even in a video series. I don’t want that much reality in my series damnit. It’s all around us. Ok let me shut up before Matt slaps some duct tape on my mouth.
I went to walmart, and got tired from shopping so I went into their break room. They said do you work here? I said yes I do. I just went through the self-checkout line.
Right there with you :) McD's, BK and Taco bell are my no no's...they are horrible and i will not eat... before i eat at one of them. Popeyes, DQ, Sonic, hardees are all run by entitled special hires now and aren't worth dealing with. Service is gone, cleanliness is gone,...but in a pinch you might find an ok one if you're lucky...real lucky. Whataburger, Zaxby's, Chic-fil-a are still pretty good here in north florida.
@@heathb4319 yeah some of those places I would have to be near death in order to eat there. but once again my standers are low. so DK, taco bell and sonic and maybe Hardee's are good in my opinion. like I said I have low standers, but they do exist, barely.
Every meal I have ever had at a BK has been terrible. Wendy's or DQ are probably my preferred choices if I am settling on fast food, but I am fine settling for McD's if I have to. Anything but BK.
I used to do this, but Connecticut banned plastic bags outright. Now I can either pay 10 cents for a paper bag without handles (useless) or pay $1 + for an ugly reusable bag. Which is only made of a couple 'upcycled' plastic bags and painted with hideous advertisements. The one good thing is it forced me to learn to sew washable, reusable canvas bags, that actually look nice.
As a GS Cookie Mom, I feel like i shouldn't say this but it's not like it's a secret, so meh. Depending on where you live, the cookies are actually made by Keebler. (There are two bakeries, ABC and Little Brownie Bakers. LBB is Keebler. If your local troops sell "Tagalongs" it's LLB, if they are called "Peanut Butter Patties" it's ABC.) Keebler sells most of our GS cookies in grocery stores, just slightly redesigned. So if you ever want cookies on the off season, thin mints, PB patties, Caramel deLites all have Keebler dupes, and there are a couple others that come close (fudge stripes are very similar to the thanks a lots we discontinued a few years ago for example). Not as cheap as some other knock offs, but the closest to the actual GS cookies.
*whispers* I heard Tammy wasn't even Southern! My mum's neighbour's cousin told me that her great aunt told her that her 3rd cousin twice removed (you know the one, that hunts the hogs all the time, and ran through nice Mrs. Lee's yard and ruined all her planted irises in the 5th grade, and then drove through Ol' Lady Turner's property with the ATV, destroying her prize-winning zucchini), was related to the general store's owner back in '55 that knew Tammy's relatives back then, and say she puts sugar in her cornbread, no ice in her sweet tea, and serves food spice free. . . Safe to say, after many interrogations, hostile southern good bye's, and a lecture about why my truck won't start, 100+ mosquito bites, and four slices of homemade pie served as leftovers with an entire second meal packed and ready to be served on the road, and 16+ cool whip left over containers, the interrogation is complete and we can safely say that Tammy is a Yankee! I've done my research y'all! I'm not judgin', or anything . . . No, actually I am! *Southern squint*
If you get Imperial, you may as well just suck on a sunflower. The plant, not the good bit. Grew up with BlueBonnet, good, but the generic FirstStreet margarine? Ive got a bunch frozen, as survival food. Really good!
I am not a paw paw yet. I can remember filling up my pickup for 10 dollars and filling a five gallon can with a five dollar bill and getting change in bills back.
I can remember when I graduated and was driving my first car 30 miles each way to work and then college at night, gas was $,53/gallon. I miss those prices. Shoot, I miss the $2.00/gallon prices!
What is brilliant about this comedy is that it shows the humor of Southern character without being condescending or insulting. Makes you want to get to know a Southern.
@1:10 - $2.78 for one candy bar. I literally stood at the Mapco Station in a daze. The employees looked a little concerned and asked me if I was ok. When I explained my shock, we had a nice conversation about past prices…$.25, $.50, and $1.
When I was a kid in the late 90s, there was a gaming store just down the street that you could get two tootsie roll pops for a quarter or three jolly ranchers for a dime. I forget what other candy they had, but that was heaven for a kid.
It better be a king size candy bar at least for that price!! Though in my head, those still cost $1. We used to sell them as a fundraiser in high school for a buck apiece.
Ever notice how they don’t put the prices on gas station candy bars anymore?? So you don’t know what you’re paying until you check out 😑😡 At least all the regular gas stations around here do that, only ones that have prices are the big truck stops on the interstate.
OMG, this hits close to home. I was so mad about $7 spreadable butter that I learned to make my own. One cup of butter to 3/4 cup oil. Blend room temp butter, drizzle in the oil while blending/whipping, then pour it into your container of choice. Mine's better and costs $2.99/lb.. Don't get me started on $2 Totinos pizzas and cans of Pringles being over $2. Dang prices are making me make healthy choices when sometimes you just want a cheap school pizza!
@@spicycombatsports3961 Not the pizza rolls. The pizzas. The ones that used to be 89 cents or something. At least they went from round to rectangular, so maybe a little bit extra pizza? Could also have gotten smaller, don't know for sure.
Shrinkflation, oh yeah the struggle is real! Remember ice cream was a half gallon? Then it went from 64 down to 48 ounces. And it forced me to remember 64 oz is a half gallon. Matt's stuff always gets good comments, but this one is the best. Scrolling through, taking notes.
Literally the other day had to double check my freaking math on what a goddamned gallon, half gallon, etc was. Kids these days are going to grow up with grocery store math and book math.
Here in Louisiana I've been giving eggs to family and neighbors and you're telling me I could be bayou Heisenberg? I may have to rethink my generosity 🤔...🥚=💰...😂
The entire video explains otherwise. Inflation affects companies just the same. You are right in that they always wanted to keep a lot of money in their account. Thats why they RAISE the prices. Not to get more money in the account, but to maintain it with the rising inflation. They have no choice but to figure out a way to charge people more to keep the same amount.
@@sauce8277 Not always true... otherwise the amount of corporations making windfall profits during economic downturns wouldn't be so high. That and the fact that the big ones always seem to manage to have money for stock buybacks and golden parachutes and any number of things that literally screw customers over just so they can make more money. There are countless examples. But yes, some amount of the price raises during economic downturns is legitimate. Just don't be suckered into thinking things like that the oil companies aren't making money hand over fist when gas prices go up. Literally some of those quarters and fiscal years have been their best of all time.
@@Kev1nL IMO mostly always true. Most are making more money in order to keep up. Big business very often still adhere to the same fundamentals and small big business. You should probably consider a lot of profit is to keep a company alive. Not to the CEO like you think. Keeping a company in the neutral is fine as long as when it does make money, you make a ton of it. That’s the name of the game. A energy business doesn’t go away. It still needs to be there because it’s one of our resources wether they turn a profit or or not. And big debt is a huge part of big business.
@@sauce8277 Only correct in theory.... Reality is that all businesses still have the goal to increase profit and grow. Prices aren't just raised to keep up and keep the status quo they are increased for inflation and then some to make sure they keep making more money than last year no matter what. Same time they reduce costs on their end by using cheaper ingredients, reduce workforce etc etc That's why prices increases go far beyond the inflation rate.
Inflation is far more harmful to individuals than a collapsing stock or property market because it directly affects people's cost of living, which they immediately feel. It is not surprising that the current market sentiment is extremely pessimistic. In today's economy, assistance is critical if we are to survive.
I do agree and in my opinion, considering the world today, the implications of rising or declining rates, inflation, has minimal effects when it comes to trading the markets. It’s about knowing when to get in and get out which requires experience and basic knowledge of market structure. The markets is psychological, it’ll be suicidal to ignorantly get it. Better still, seek the help of a portfolio manager to passively earn and learn the markets at your pace.
@@mvanwie I'm not kidding when I say that the market crash and high inflation have me really stressed. I've been in the red for a while now and although people say these crisis has it perks, I'm losing my mind but I get it Investing is a long-term game, so focus on the long run
@@joecaruso06 Markets are oceans not lakes. The prominence of basic or institutional financial managers cannot be overstated. Take myself, having faced my share of bad trades, Fortunately with the help of my Pm, I came to understand the essence of timing, capital, entry, exit, goal and how they each affect every asset. Currently hold a $415k portfolio averaging a 14% monthly roi in less than 7 quarters. - -so I do know the importance of basic knowledge and delegation.
That's so true about Walmart trying to scream about a missed gum scan but they are ok if you over pay for stuff. No other store out there that I've seen treats all of their customers like thieves 👀👀👀
I won't eat at Burger King, I've got standards you know. If I wanted to eat out of a dumpster I'll just go eat at Krystals! 😂 So true! Gotta be straight drunk, darn near on the verge of fallin out to eat there.
Used to go to a diner in our town after school and get a hamburger and coke for a quarter. The year was 1970. The hamburger was 15 cents and the coke was a dime. There was also a penny sales tax so the total was actually 26 cents. There was no extra charge to get a slice of cheese on that burger.
I've been using generic store brands for so long, I'm beginning to forget what the name brands taste like. Who knew the 1970's were the good old days? Gas shortage and all. 🤷♀️ 👵☮️🖖
So, so funny! So many great lines, but my favs are Dr Thunder, switching to Walmart bags for the bathroom trashcan, and George Strait’s Arizona property. 🤣
In spite of how everyone is frightened and calling the crash, there is already an excessive amount of demand waiting to absorb it, which is another reason it's less likely to happen that way. This forecast was not made in 2008, at least not by the general public, as I will explain below. The ownership rate peaked in 2004, according to the other comment. We reached a peak in the second quarter of 2020 and are currently at the median level. From 2008 to 2012, it fell by 3%, and in the second quarter of 2020, it dropped from 68 to 65.
@Bill My portfolio has been in the gutter for the entire year, so I started researching new ways to profit in the market, but everything I tried just seemed to miss the mark. Please let us know the name of your financial advisor.
@Bill I just copied and pastedCASEY's whole name into my browser, and her website appeared right away. You've saved me several hours of arduous research, therefore I appreciate it.
Wicked funny!!! 👏🏼. I'm one of your northeast subscribers, and I work in an adult store, and I tell my customers, at least in my store, that it is a choice of getting bent over in a good way!😉💜
I live in Florida, chickens roam the street feral, they have been laying eggs and hatching chicks in various yards including mine for a year now... Thinking about building a coop in the back yard and seeing if they lay eggs lol, good way to save myself 10 bucks a month
As a Walmart employee, I hate those damn bags. They do not cooperate when I’m bagging peoples groceries. And $15 for a small box of hot pockets? That should be a crime
Here in NY. We don't have plastic bags. And Walmart stopped selling the paper bags for .05¢. We have to bring our own bags or buy a Walmart granny bag for a $1.00.
My favorite energy drink recently _removed_ the "99 cents" from their can design. Now they cost $1.50 I'm gonna have to start making healthier choices if this nonsense doesn't stop.
"...can't even afford duck tape to shut either of them up" 🤣 My fav line. We swiched to Dr Thunder or some other knock off earlier this year, UNTIL Dr. Pepper came out with the strawberry & creme! Oh boo, I don't have one for my bday today. They remind me of Live Savers strawberry & creme candies 🥰😊 which btw I saw being sold in February at a Cracker Barrel! I decided to spend my last $8 to get 2 candy bars for my hubs instead tho... I'm still at $0 on me, but most stay at home moms are, when you can't do any online jobs because you got at&t dsl which acts like satilite internet, which is like the line from Forrest Gump "..you never know what you're gonna get."
Amen to the Girl Scout cookies. I may need to rethink my support for next year though those new cinnamon toast cookies were pretty good. But $6 a box. Not worth it.
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Ay Matt ya otta keep that Geaux Tigers shirt on, we boutta go 15-0 next season
Not if they’re made out of country crock, instead of butter! Really, they’re supposed to be made of Crisco..
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I'm subscribed and I still want a biscuit. I love homemade biscuits!
Can’t afford duck tape to shut either one of them up - Matt Mitchell 2023
sounds about right
I want that on a t-shirt!
I've never related harder to anything in my life. This is my new favorite quote.
That was the best line I've heard in a long time. And I listen to stand-up on a regular basis.
@@lmboh8585 YES!!
Steve Smith of the Red Green Show would be proud of you as I am.
After 42 years I finally hear someone from outside my family that uses grocery bags for trash bags, lunch bags, gym bags, truly so useful
I treasure them!
Every trash can except the kitchen can is lined with Walmart bags. Keep them in our vehicles as trash bags and "just in case" bags.
it's called recycle amirite
Well, you can add every brazilian to that. Multi-purpose ex grocery bags usually collected inside a bigger bag in the kitchen. 😂
Hells yeah -- we use them for trash bags all over the house and cars. Plus they're decent substitute packing material if you have to box up items to move / ship.
I’m mad and want them to know about it. Amen.
C'mon man we all knew Ruth's days were numbered after she killed Javi.
Maybe vote the party that takes more from the ultra rich and give more of that shareholder money to the little man and woman? Instead of the party that caters to the ultra rich? If you think it is the Dems who are stealing from you to give to the ultra rich, you deserve to be enslaved by your ignorance.
Damn straight. I thought she would make it out alive.
Damned right! Im a rural Yankee & I loved Ruth. Crushed me. Evil wins even in a video series. I don’t want that much reality in my series damnit. It’s all around us.
Ok let me shut up before Matt slaps some duct tape on my mouth.
BRUH!!! It’s on my list and I haven’t been able to watch it yet!!! Darn you!!! I can’t believe you did that! Not cool…
I went to walmart, and got tired from shopping so I went into their break room. They said do you work here? I said yes I do. I just went through the self-checkout line.
"I have standers, they are very low but they do exist" literally me lol🤣
Right there with you :)
McD's, BK and Taco bell are my no no's...they are horrible and i will not eat... before i eat at one of them.
Popeyes, DQ, Sonic, hardees are all run by entitled special hires now and aren't worth dealing with. Service is gone, cleanliness is gone,...but in a pinch you might find an ok one if you're lucky...real lucky.
Whataburger, Zaxby's, Chic-fil-a are still pretty good here in north florida.
@@heathb4319 yeah some of those places I would have to be near death in order to eat there. but once again my standers are low. so DK, taco bell and sonic and maybe Hardee's are good in my opinion. like I said I have low standers, but they do exist, barely.
Every meal I have ever had at a BK has been terrible. Wendy's or DQ are probably my preferred choices if I am settling on fast food, but I am fine settling for McD's if I have to. Anything but BK.
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Burger King 👎
What-a-burger 👍
My bathroom trashcan hasn’t seen a Target bag in months!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I used to do this, but Connecticut banned plastic bags outright. Now I can either pay 10 cents for a paper bag without handles (useless) or pay $1 + for an ugly reusable bag. Which is only made of a couple 'upcycled' plastic bags and painted with hideous advertisements.
The one good thing is it forced me to learn to sew washable, reusable canvas bags, that actually look nice.
After the "tuck friendly swimsuits" for children debacle, I'll never defile my bathroom trashcan with a target bag again.
I want everyone to remember the inflation is not the cashier's fault. Thank you😂
Ask the cashier if it's alright for you to yell at their register for jacking the prices up so high.
An entire box of girl scout cookies is only enough for one serving, anyway!😂
Thank You!👏🏼
Yep, they make them smaller and smaller each year
@@crystalthompson507 Yes!!!
As a GS Cookie Mom, I feel like i shouldn't say this but it's not like it's a secret, so meh. Depending on where you live, the cookies are actually made by Keebler. (There are two bakeries, ABC and Little Brownie Bakers. LBB is Keebler. If your local troops sell "Tagalongs" it's LLB, if they are called "Peanut Butter Patties" it's ABC.) Keebler sells most of our GS cookies in grocery stores, just slightly redesigned. So if you ever want cookies on the off season, thin mints, PB patties, Caramel deLites all have Keebler dupes, and there are a couple others that come close (fudge stripes are very similar to the thanks a lots we discontinued a few years ago for example). Not as cheap as some other knock offs, but the closest to the actual GS cookies.
Do they contain real Girl Scouts?
I feel the duck tape comment. I ain’t eating no country crock biscuits. Tammy needs her southern card revoked.
Then that's more country crock biscuits for me.
At least it wasn't Blue Bonnet. Or Imperial.
*whispers* I heard Tammy wasn't even Southern! My mum's neighbour's cousin told me that her great aunt told her that her 3rd cousin twice removed (you know the one, that hunts the hogs all the time, and ran through nice Mrs. Lee's yard and ruined all her planted irises in the 5th grade, and then drove through Ol' Lady Turner's property with the ATV, destroying her prize-winning zucchini), was related to the general store's owner back in '55 that knew Tammy's relatives back then, and say she puts sugar in her cornbread, no ice in her sweet tea, and serves food spice free. . .
Safe to say, after many interrogations, hostile southern good bye's, and a lecture about why my truck won't start, 100+ mosquito bites, and four slices of homemade pie served as leftovers with an entire second meal packed and ready to be served on the road, and 16+ cool whip left over containers, the interrogation is complete and we can safely say that Tammy is a Yankee!
I've done my research y'all!
I'm not judgin', or anything . . . No, actually I am! *Southern squint*
@@jamescooley5744 oh I didn't realize you were a billionaire, too good for Imperial apparently.😤
If you get Imperial, you may as well just suck on a sunflower. The plant, not the good bit.
Grew up with BlueBonnet, good, but the generic FirstStreet margarine? Ive got a bunch frozen, as survival food. Really good!
My husband about lost it on the Krystal’s comment. Speaking truth about why we need duct tape too. 😂😂😂😂😂 You’re the man Matt.
The off camera laugh did me in
I'm a pawpaw and I just wanted to say that back in my day, gasoline was 26 cents a gallon
I am not a paw paw yet. I can remember filling up my pickup for 10 dollars and filling a five gallon can with a five dollar bill and getting change in bills back.
I’m a mammaw, and I paid a quarter to fill up my mini bike’s tank, back in my day.
@@sophierobinson2738 me too! I filled up my Honda motorcycle for 25 or 30 cents
Anybody remember 'gas wars' where stations would drop their prices to be the cheapest gas in town? 62, and I can remember gas being 25 cents.
I can remember when I graduated and was driving my first car 30 miles each way to work and then college at night, gas was $,53/gallon. I miss those prices. Shoot, I miss the $2.00/gallon prices!
The car dealership line was spot on 👍🏻
Well done Matt!
What is brilliant about this comedy is that it shows the humor of Southern character without being condescending or insulting. Makes you want to get to know a Southern.
*southerner
"I can't afford duct tape to shut any of 'em up!" 😂😂😂
My favorite part
@1:10 - $2.78 for one candy bar. I literally stood at the Mapco Station in a daze. The employees looked a little concerned and asked me if I was ok. When I explained my shock, we had a nice conversation about past prices…$.25, $.50, and $1.
When I was a kid in the late 90s, there was a gaming store just down the street that you could get two tootsie roll pops for a quarter or three jolly ranchers for a dime. I forget what other candy they had, but that was heaven for a kid.
It better be a king size candy bar at least for that price!! Though in my head, those still cost $1. We used to sell them as a fundraiser in high school for a buck apiece.
Ever notice how they don’t put the prices on gas station candy bars anymore?? So you don’t know what you’re paying until you check out 😑😡
At least all the regular gas stations around here do that, only ones that have prices are the big truck stops on the interstate.
Back in the early 60's they were a nickle, then they went to a dime. Gas was 25 cents a gallon too!
When I was a kid candy bars were a dime you could get 10 bars for a dollar and they were BIG
OMG, this hits close to home. I was so mad about $7 spreadable butter that I learned to make my own. One cup of butter to 3/4 cup oil. Blend room temp butter, drizzle in the oil while blending/whipping, then pour it into your container of choice. Mine's better and costs $2.99/lb.. Don't get me started on $2 Totinos pizzas and cans of Pringles being over $2. Dang prices are making me make healthy choices when sometimes you just want a cheap school pizza!
Thanks for that! I am going to try that with olive oil
Where you find pizza rolls for $2? By me it’s $4.99 at the dollar gentral and $3.99 at the grocery stores
@@spicycombatsports3961 Not the pizza rolls. The pizzas. The ones that used to be 89 cents or something. At least they went from round to rectangular, so maybe a little bit extra pizza? Could also have gotten smaller, don't know for sure.
I make school breakfast pizza en masse now. So much cheaper and healthier to just make a few pans and freeze them.
Spreadable Butter Recipe:
1. Take the butter out of the refrigerator.
2. LEAVE THE DAGGONE BUTTER OUT.
I feel your pain Matt. I went from Mountain Dew to Mountain Lion.
Ouch! 😝
Did the Food Lion run out of Mountain Dew?
I'd switch to Dr. K but they closed all the Krogers in NC. Harris Teeter is too pricey for that mess.
That stuff is more like Mountain Lyin'.
@@layer8man Mountain Tryin amirite? 😉
Shrinkflation, oh yeah the struggle is real! Remember ice cream was a half gallon? Then it went from 64 down to 48 ounces. And it forced me to remember 64 oz is a half gallon.
Matt's stuff always gets good comments, but this one is the best. Scrolling through, taking notes.
Literally the other day had to double check my freaking math on what a goddamned gallon, half gallon, etc was. Kids these days are going to grow up with grocery store math and book math.
That Gaitlinburg one HIT hard. I had to stop and rewind . 😂
The "Duct Tape" joke was a thing of beauty.
Target bags make the best can liners! 🤣
Target and Menards. Both of them haven't gone 1 ply of discount brand toilet paper thin yet
Foodland bags are practically indestructible..
yes! 👏
I remember my mother complaining back in the early fifties that she didn’t used to be able to carry $10 worth of groceries by herself.
“If I wanted to eat out of a dumpster I’d just eat at Krystal’s.” 🤣 YES!!!! Gut grenades!!😂
The off screen laugh made me chuckle
Here in Louisiana I've been giving eggs to family and neighbors and you're telling me I could be bayou Heisenberg? I may have to rethink my generosity 🤔...🥚=💰...😂
When a CEO says "The cost of business has gone up." what they mean is "The amount of money I want in my bank account has gone up."
The entire video explains otherwise. Inflation affects companies just the same. You are right in that they always wanted to keep a lot of money in their account. Thats why they RAISE the prices. Not to get more money in the account, but to maintain it with the rising inflation. They have no choice but to figure out a way to charge people more to keep the same amount.
@@sauce8277 Not always true... otherwise the amount of corporations making windfall profits during economic downturns wouldn't be so high. That and the fact that the big ones always seem to manage to have money for stock buybacks and golden parachutes and any number of things that literally screw customers over just so they can make more money. There are countless examples. But yes, some amount of the price raises during economic downturns is legitimate. Just don't be suckered into thinking things like that the oil companies aren't making money hand over fist when gas prices go up. Literally some of those quarters and fiscal years have been their best of all time.
@@Kev1nL IMO mostly always true. Most are making more money in order to keep up. Big business very often still adhere to the same fundamentals and small big business. You should probably consider a lot of profit is to keep a company alive. Not to the CEO like you think. Keeping a company in the neutral is fine as long as when it does make money, you make a ton of it. That’s the name of the game. A energy business doesn’t go away. It still needs to be there because it’s one of our resources wether they turn a profit or or not. And big debt is a huge part of big business.
@@sauce8277 Only correct in theory.... Reality is that all businesses still have the goal to increase profit and grow. Prices aren't just raised to keep up and keep the status quo they are increased for inflation and then some to make sure they keep making more money than last year no matter what. Same time they reduce costs on their end by using cheaper ingredients, reduce workforce etc etc That's why prices increases go far beyond the inflation rate.
@@sauce8277 and the money isn't used to keep the company going 😂it's used to give shareholders and leadership their ever increasing cheque
I'm definitely gonna use the duct tape line in conversation as much as possible
Inflation is far more harmful to individuals than a collapsing stock or property market because it directly affects people's cost of living, which they immediately feel. It is not surprising that the current market sentiment is extremely pessimistic. In today's economy, assistance is critical if we are to survive.
I do agree and in my opinion, considering the world today, the implications of rising or declining rates, inflation, has minimal effects when it comes to trading the markets. It’s about knowing when to get in and get out which requires experience and basic knowledge of market structure. The markets is psychological, it’ll be suicidal to ignorantly get it. Better still, seek the help of a portfolio manager to passively earn and learn the markets at your pace.
@@mvanwie I'm not kidding when I say that the market crash and high inflation have me really stressed. I've been in the red for a while now and although people say these crisis has it perks, I'm losing my mind but I get it Investing is a long-term game, so focus on the long run
@@joecaruso06 Markets are oceans not lakes. The prominence of basic or institutional financial managers cannot be overstated. Take myself, having faced my share of bad trades, Fortunately with the help of my Pm, I came to understand the essence of timing, capital, entry, exit, goal and how they each affect every asset. Currently hold a $415k portfolio averaging a 14% monthly roi in less than 7 quarters. - -so I do know the importance of basic knowledge and delegation.
@@bradsandler3526 Hold on, the portfolio manager with Morgan stanley? Was recently on a finup with Tate
@@bradsandler3526 How to get in touch?
Country crock is 8.50 here. Every time I go to the grocery store, I see everyone walking around shaking their heads and muttering to themselves
$8.00 here ...18 eggs is $6.00...used to get em on sale for 44 cents 😡
2:27 Matt sums up my feelings about politics lately 🤣
That's so true about Walmart trying to scream about a missed gum scan but they are ok if you over pay for stuff. No other store out there that I've seen treats all of their customers like thieves 👀👀👀
Not all of their customers like thieves, just most.
Well, Google Walmart Duluth Georgia. My town. Most of Walmarts customers there ARE thieves!
When I worked retail they told us most theft is from employees and what does self checkout make us? Unpaid employees.
Lot of shop lifting at Walmarts.
Don't attract the cockroaches of society and you won't have to treat them all the same.....
"Can't afford duct tape to shut either one of them up" 😅😂🤣😍
"can't afford duct tape to shut either of them up" best and most accurate line.
2:51 even if George Strait had to be wheeled on stage y'all know damn well people would be paying $250 to see it
In 2000, I saw KISS on one of their "farewell" tours!
@@jenniferbates2811
Idk why, but that made me instantly think of garrison keillor's annual farewell tours. 😅
Or the rolling stones.
@@azurephoenix9546 I understand that
I saw Don Williams on two different "farewell" tours. My wife was able to see his third retirement tour as well.
@@jenniferbates2811 I saw them on that tour too lol
Matt: "No we're charcoal all the way"
Hank Hill: "BWAAAAA! That boy ain't right!"
Can't run a crawfish boiler or a deep fryer off of charcoal. And that don't cover the mosquito trap in the summer nor the patio heater in the winter.
"...can't afford duck tape to shut either of them up." What a perfect way to describe American politics! 😂😂😂
absolutely LOVED the duct tape issue! It was all was funny but that one was special.
Hahaha I can’t afford the duct tape to shut either of them up! So true!
Gotta love Southerners. 😂😉
that George Strait Arizona line got me
The duct tape joke had me rolling. Awesome.
Please do that duct tape line as a short so I can send it to my 'friends' - LOL!
I won't eat at Burger King, I've got standards you know. If I wanted to eat out of a dumpster I'll just go eat at Krystals! 😂 So true! Gotta be straight drunk, darn near on the verge of fallin out to eat there.
That Burger King line had me laughing😂
I’m a Northern Adirondack girl, and you have me hootin and hollerin. Especially bout Burger King! You nailed it, man!
"Can't afford duct tape to shut either one of em up"... PURE GOLD. I just about died.
Best channel on all RUclips.
Used to go to a diner in our town after school and get a hamburger and coke for a quarter. The year was 1970. The hamburger was 15 cents and the coke was a dime. There was also a penny sales tax so the total was actually 26 cents. There was no extra charge to get a slice of cheese on that burger.
I've been using generic store brands for so long, I'm beginning to forget what the name brands taste like.
Who knew the 1970's were the good old days? Gas shortage and all. 🤷♀️
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Thanks for interviewing these concerned citizens. They All have best solutions❣️
".....that Arizona property he can't get rid of....." GOLD! 😂😂
So, so funny! So many great lines, but my favs are Dr Thunder, switching to Walmart bags for the bathroom trashcan, and George Strait’s Arizona property. 🤣
The crystal light and rubbing alcohol is spot on 😂😂
The code violations for the electrical panel behind him... Lord have mercy.... I could fix it for 2 dozen eggs... 😂
Still in the “denial” part of it over Ruth, here. We’ll get through this.
I haven’t watched in a while, was Ruth the mom or the daughter?
i REALLY wanted a spin off about her..
@@beckyward89 Ruth wasn’t in the Byrde fam, she was in short form that badass girl from the trailer park.
I'm a southern kid doing grad school in Boulder, CO. The prices are insane here. Chips. A bag of chips is 6 fucking dollars. Yo Frito Lay wtf.
That price in NC, too!
Yikes! I've been to Boulder...I feel like you need a biscuits and gravy care package, stat!
"Can't afford duck tape to shut either one of them up!" ☝️💯🤣🥃🇺🇸
gotta say at this point i like a matt mitchell video before it even starts since i know im gonna be entertained lol
Try chocolate mint cookies at the dollar tree $1.25, they taste just as good as GS thin mints.
In spite of how everyone is frightened and calling the crash, there is already an excessive amount of demand waiting to absorb it, which is another reason it's less likely to happen that way. This forecast was not made in 2008, at least not by the general public, as I will explain below. The ownership rate peaked in 2004, according to the other comment. We reached a peak in the second quarter of 2020 and are currently at the median level. From 2008 to 2012, it fell by 3%, and in the second quarter of 2020, it dropped from 68 to 65.
@Bill My portfolio has been in the gutter for the entire year, so I started researching new ways to profit in the market, but everything I tried just seemed to miss the mark. Please let us know the name of your financial advisor.
@Bill I just copied and pastedCASEY's whole name into my browser, and her website appeared right away. You've saved me several hours of arduous research, therefore I appreciate it.
NERD ALERT.
(jk man, just trying to fill the stereotype of a dumb southerner)
So many god damned bot chains in the comment section, report and move on people.
This is random but I feel it pertains to this video. Yesterday I received some eggs for free from my Mom's friend I was so happy ya'll. 😭🙏
Wicked funny!!! 👏🏼. I'm one of your northeast subscribers, and I work in an adult store, and I tell my customers, at least in my store, that it is a choice of getting bent over in a good way!😉💜
But still bent over. Why is your store so expensive?
@@sammiller6631 It's not. Choosing to be bent over is a way better option
@@jenniferbates2811 🙄 😬
@Jennifer Bates, O.K., now I'm in love. 🤣
@@steztoyz Yay!💜
You are disturbingly accurate and just and funny.
That Ruth line was outta pocket thanks alot😂
I've learned part of adulting is complaining about inflation. 😆😭 Everything from groceries, pet supplies and toys.
As long as they don't raise the price of boiled peanuts.
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to people up north: Yes we boil peanuts, it's good. If I have to explain you wouldn't understand.
@@mortgagepeteus9634 Agreed and Amen!
Boiled what?
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Oh...oh...OH.... P-NUTZ ... sorry, I was trying to figure out what you had misspelled.
Butterfinger probably isn't going to award sponsorship for this video.
Can't afford duct tape to shut either one of em up...!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love it!!!!!!
"...that Arizona property he cain't git rid of."
If you buy it, you get the Golden Gate for free!
😂😂😂 I just got taken to the bank for 2 boxes of Girl Scout cookies.
'If I wanted to eat out of a dumpster, I'd go to Krystal's.' 🤣🤣🤣 I hate Krystal's and the burn is so satisfying. A lot of people love it though! 🤣😅
Dude you are so funny every video is phenomenal keep it up
"And i cant afford duct tape to shut either one of them up" LOL
In central Oregon, the price of propane is a valid question. A lot of people hear their houses with it
This guy makes me belly laugh at least once in every video
I would gladly help out with the duct tape. All things considered, you're gonna need a few boxcars full of the stuff.
I'm from Gatlinburg, and you're right about that "moonshine."
Buying groceries gives me anxiety
Very nice jab at Ozark…I see you, Matt, I hear you, and I agree 😢
That duct tape line got me! 😂
I live in Florida, chickens roam the street feral, they have been laying eggs and hatching chicks in various yards including mine for a year now... Thinking about building a coop in the back yard and seeing if they lay eggs lol, good way to save myself 10 bucks a month
I've had to resort to the Dollar General brand of duck tape. Not as good as the real thing, but it gets the job done.
I can't afford Duct tape to shut either one of them up. 😂
My favorite line! 🤣
As a Walmart employee, I hate those damn bags. They do not cooperate when I’m bagging peoples groceries. And $15 for a small box of hot pockets? That should be a crime
Ha was that adam in the background at the end. And ten points on that duct tapeline. Legend
Here in NY. We don't have plastic bags. And Walmart stopped selling the paper bags for .05¢. We have to bring our own bags or buy a Walmart granny bag for a $1.00.
In my county in Va the bags are taxed $0.05. I have to remember to take my Aldi bag when I go to Walmart.
Such a King of the Hill moment in reverse lol😂 2:50
"Can't afford duct tape to shut either one of 'em up" 🤣
3:00 that laugh caught me so off guard, I thought Matt became a ventriloquist.
My favorite energy drink recently _removed_ the "99 cents" from their can design.
Now they cost $1.50
I'm gonna have to start making healthier choices if this nonsense doesn't stop.
That bit about republicans and democrats is spot on🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can't afford duct tape to shut them up was priceless.
“And I can’t afford duct tape to shut either one of them up” 🤣😂🤣😂
"...can't even afford duck tape to shut either of them up" 🤣 My fav line.
We swiched to Dr Thunder or some other knock off earlier this year, UNTIL Dr. Pepper came out with the strawberry & creme! Oh boo, I don't have one for my bday today. They remind me of Live Savers strawberry & creme candies 🥰😊 which btw I saw being sold in February at a Cracker Barrel! I decided to spend my last $8 to get 2 candy bars for my hubs instead tho... I'm still at $0 on me, but most stay at home moms are, when you can't do any online jobs because you got at&t dsl which acts like satilite internet, which is like the line from Forrest Gump "..you never know what you're gonna get."
Remember when Life Savers made strawberry & creme and orange cream lollipops? Those were delicious!
@@tanishahogan9396 The orange cream pops were so good!
Something's wrong with Tammy.
Got my chickens going, I'm about to put Perdue out of business!
So glad I found you! Ive been wondering where you were on it's a southern thing! Don't tell but, you were always my favorite ❤️
Amen to the Girl Scout cookies. I may need to rethink my support for next year though those new cinnamon toast cookies were pretty good. But $6 a box. Not worth it.
They lost me when they changed the recipe then went woke. I do sometimes cave to a little angel face.
@@YSLRD How does a recipe go woke?