The South's Most Toxic Relationship

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  • Опубликовано: 4 май 2023
  • It's a love/hate (but mostly hate) relationship.
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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  Год назад +378

    Subscribe or get a hug from Big T

    • @epluribusunum6622
      @epluribusunum6622 Год назад +10

      I live in Houston and work outdoors... We are already involved

    • @balthromaw6305
      @balthromaw6305 Год назад +4

      I live in Tennessee..... Big T can go away lol

    • @Ralphinsc
      @Ralphinsc Год назад +1

      I already subscribed, like that is ever going to stop him.........lol!

    • @biggiezoinks7583
      @biggiezoinks7583 Год назад +4

      In florida, Big T is always here lmao

    • @lakinworley5685
      @lakinworley5685 Год назад +1

      is it weird I actually enjoy big T? course I have a sun allergy and only go out at dusk so....

  • @carriecollins6697
    @carriecollins6697 Год назад +1064

    Don't forget Summer's friend Rain. She only comes around every now and again and she usually brings out the WORST in Humidity, but she still tempers Summer's behavior for just a little while. Even if that little while is only 10 minutes.

    • @nickamalfitano3613
      @nickamalfitano3613 Год назад +43

      In Florida we see summer, humidity, and rain every single day

    • @Femalefirefighter1
      @Femalefirefighter1 Год назад +29

      But she brings her cousin tornado at times.

    • @vtaylor21
      @vtaylor21 Год назад +30

      Rain also beats up your car with hail like a bitter girlfriend.

    • @damon19751
      @damon19751 Год назад +21

      The part of Louisiana I'm from the rain comes down warm.

    • @gidget8717
      @gidget8717 Год назад +5

      ​@@nickamalfitano3613 yeah...nobody tells you how bad it is BEFORE you move down 🤣 man, it stormed every👏single👏day in the month of July the year we moved down here. 🙈🙉🙊😆

  • @jasonstevens8948
    @jasonstevens8948 Год назад +274

    We need content on the South’s love of air conditioning. “If I wasn’t married to A/C, Summer and I wouldn’t even be on speaking terms.”

    • @LKMNOP
      @LKMNOP Год назад +7

      You are gold!

    • @lindsey4178
      @lindsey4178 Год назад +10

      AC is the only one who allows us to love summer on such a personal level....shes our emotional support who let's us cry on her shoulder in this tornado of a relationship we have with our true soul mate...summer. Unfortunately our relationship with summer is as hot as it is incinerating...your average toxic love story....the fireflies though, and the warm hug of humidity while out fishing for catfish in the middle of the night...it makes it all worth it. We would be lost and without purpose If it weren't for AC. She's absolutely loved, appreciated, and sometimes she's just what we need. Again, the classic love triangle you see in the movies....

    • @Xdbd1
      @Xdbd1 Год назад +4

      Growing up in the south, my dad never seemed to let anything bother him... he'd handle engine failure with no fuss, cutting trees off the house after a hurricane was no prob... When the AC stopped working, though, that man started sweating bullets.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Год назад

      I live in Alabama and live by myself, so I set the rules. I use a ceiling fan or a fan beside my bed (the fan in the bedroom is a must every night for ambient noise). I turn on the AC only for a few hours on some days in the late afternoon, and never is it left on overnight. My light bill thanks me 😂

    • @randibgood
      @randibgood Год назад +4

      ​@@Xdbd1
      We live in Georgia. My husband drives a dump truck. If the A/C goes out, he calls for a tow truck. It might as well have a blown engine, cause he's not going to move it!!!
      LoL!

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Год назад +474

    The South: I hate you!
    Summer: I hate you.
    Snow: I hate both of you.
    The South: Hey I'm really sorry.
    Summer: Me too, he's our enemy now.

    • @jenniferbates2811
      @jenniferbates2811 Год назад +6

      OMFG!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rickyheath7607
      @rickyheath7607 Год назад +12

      Florida: snow?

    • @alenapacheco6789
      @alenapacheco6789 Год назад +3

      Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Coming from NC to Alaska I’m so sick of snow!

    • @VirginiaBronson
      @VirginiaBronson Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @aggravatedHart
      @aggravatedHart Год назад +1

      @@alenapacheco6789 yeah…moving from GA to NC..seen more snow the first 2 years I’ve ever seen my whole life(22yrs) before that.

  • @michelleferguson9104
    @michelleferguson9104 Год назад +101

    The South has one ally that must be treated with love, respect and regular maintenance: the air conditioner

    • @qbear1045
      @qbear1045 3 месяца назад +2

      I grew up in the South when nobody had air conditioning except a few "high rises" - not even my schools had air conditioning. Now I live in the upper Midwest, this January was fun, my furnace went out one evening when the expected low was minus 20 and we had 2 1/2 feet of snow on the ground. Good times but at least we don't have fire ants...or giant roaches...not even very many snakes.

  • @kungfuhustling4832
    @kungfuhustling4832 Год назад +676

    I see summer+humidity as a protective barrier. Let's face it, if it wasn't for them literally everybody would move here for the food. None of us want that.

    • @SwtTeaLdy
      @SwtTeaLdy Год назад +40

      That, right there, is the God's honest truth.

    • @jenyj89
      @jenyj89 Год назад +16

      TRUTH!

    • @bamagal7681
      @bamagal7681 Год назад +15

      Couldn’t have said it better, myself!!

    • @lorag4664
      @lorag4664 Год назад +2

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @DistrustHumanz
      @DistrustHumanz Год назад +6

      The state with the cheapest groceries is... Michigan.

  • @micheledeetlefs6041
    @micheledeetlefs6041 Год назад +346

    Here's my comment for the counselor. I hate how summer always comes before it's scheduled, and insist on overstaying. It's welcome in the South. Every time I watch a British program and they talk about summer starting around June 20th, it just makes me want to cry. I've been sweating since early April.

    • @snabbott
      @snabbott Год назад +24

      As someone living in Wisconsin, this is exactly how I feel about Winter.

    • @ernestpaul2484
      @ernestpaul2484 Год назад +26

      "I've been sweating since early April". Right after it snows in the last week of March.

    • @zainab58
      @zainab58 Год назад +27

      June 20th? Could be worse. In Norway it’s “This year, summer was on a Tuesday.”

    • @majorhawker4776
      @majorhawker4776 Год назад +7

      Y'all need to try SWFL, Hurricane Ian kicked Humidity's ass so bad it left, and didn't even come back for fall. Oh and here is our seasons, hot, hotter, and OMG it's Summer (starts in Feb)

    • @Cyrathil
      @Cyrathil Год назад +1

      ​@@majorhawker4776 Pretty much all of FL is this gradient, minus the absence of Humidity. It's never not humid in Central FL. After the hurricane downpour and wind, the humidity acts all nice evening out the cooler nights and hot days but slowly it just turns back into a nasty guest, especially if the power went out.
      Recently moved to North Carolina and it's actually cool in the evenings long after I'd be hating the outside because of constant heat/humidity back in FL. It actually snowed (again, native Floridian) well into spring.

  • @startingQB
    @startingQB Год назад +52

    When he said. "I feel like you're about to sing a country song. Please don't." I felt that. 😂

  • @collegebro85
    @collegebro85 Год назад +225

    As a Texan, when we say “keep it 💯” we don’t actually mean applied to the Summer temps…🥵

    • @damon19751
      @damon19751 Год назад +15

      I'm in Dallas and we don't know what's going on right now.

    • @candle86
      @candle86 Год назад +11

      @@damon19751 shush don't let summer know, we in Fort Worth are enjoying this

    • @damon19751
      @damon19751 Год назад +5

      @@candle86 oh, I'm not complaining just confused

    • @fancynecromancy
      @fancynecromancy Год назад +8

      In Hill Country & it keeps acting like it's gonna rain. Humidity out here without his buddies.

    • @aknappykat276
      @aknappykat276 Год назад +3

      It’s nearly 100 in West Texas already 🫠

  • @z4ckhyd3
    @z4ckhyd3 Год назад +121

    This is one of the funniest of your videos about the south. I remember Tennessee during summer in the 1980s, Summer was all like, "yes, these wasps are the size of helicopters, but check this out, they're using mud to build a wasp house inside of your garage and a whole wasp family is moving in. Have fun!" and then that night, "Oh, you didn't like my wasps? How about we have a thunderstorm that rattles your whole house and makes your dog cry?"

    • @asdisskagen6487
      @asdisskagen6487 Год назад +6

      😂

    • @timrankin8737
      @timrankin8737 Год назад +1

      We went 2 years ago to Pigeon forge. In late October and it was still in the low to mid 80s. Very nice nice not a cloud in the sky. But being from pittsburgh that was something else.

    • @beverlystewart1096
      @beverlystewart1096 Год назад +1

      Thus ever ‘twas.

    • @singingwindrider9881
      @singingwindrider9881 Год назад +4

      Makes your dog cry 😆😆😆. We do get some doozies! 😉 And ALWAYS lots of missing dog posts after storms ...& July 4th. 😐 poor things.

  • @ijustdocomments6777
    @ijustdocomments6777 Год назад +16

    That cackle of "And it's a hurricane!" sent me. 100% accurate also.

  • @Eseseso494
    @Eseseso494 Год назад +152

    It's always hilarious whenever Summer appears in Matt's videos!

  • @fanofjohnmellencamp
    @fanofjohnmellencamp Год назад +70

    “He’s a hugger.” Best line. Hugs from Florida.

    • @mitchjohnson4714
      @mitchjohnson4714 Год назад +3

      I haven't lived in the south, but I've lived in Nicaragua, and that line brought back horrible memories.

    • @Scavenger82
      @Scavenger82 Год назад +3

      "Big Teeeee!!"

    • @GAslim
      @GAslim Год назад +3

      Squeezes like a snake in the everglades

  • @bjwoolbright7708
    @bjwoolbright7708 Год назад +41

    Im not sure what award Matts material qualifies for, but he deserves to win every one possible

  • @Shottie77
    @Shottie77 Год назад +236

    Matt is the most entertaining person on RUclips!

    • @GAslim
      @GAslim Год назад +5

      Dude got it figured out. Great content Matt

    • @TheMonroemomma
      @TheMonroemomma Год назад +2

      There are several one-person-shows that I love, including Drew Talbert, Kris HC, Trey Kennedy, and Adrian Bliss, but Matt is the best. I no longer even watch that show that didn't appreciate him.

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel Год назад +2

      I still don’t know why he left the “it’s a southern thing” channel, but thank gods he did, I just watched their latest video and that shit was not funny. Or accurate. I just need Matt to spend some quality time in east TN OUTSIDE OF GATLINBURG to have a more balanced opinion on all things southern. Lol

    • @TheMonroemomma
      @TheMonroemomma Год назад +3

      @@Miss_Camel I watched a video that Matt did explaining why he left, and I guess they don’t get paid very much for the Content they create. It’s very corporate. I think the guy with the curly hair and glasses is in charge. They stopped being funny the very moment that Matt left. I love Talia, but the show is boring without him.

    • @Cugy_2345
      @Cugy_2345 Год назад +1

      Check out Ryan George. I really like Ryan George and Matt.

  • @bretthuber5558
    @bretthuber5558 Год назад +13

    Im a Michigander and we look forward to seeing summer each year. But when you're in an abusive relationship with Winter, anything else looks like heaven.

  • @asdisskagen6487
    @asdisskagen6487 Год назад +64

    I grew up in the South and spent my career in the military stationed at various Southern bases. I will never forget the first time I visited Virginia, in AUGUST of all times, and it. Was. STUNNING. Cool breezes, everything was lush and green, and the sunrises over the Chesapeake Bay with the dolphins playing was simply mesmerizing. I promptly did what I had to do to make sure I retired in Virginia. Been here over a decade and never looked back 😂😂😂

    • @lanefunai4714
      @lanefunai4714 Год назад +24

      You've confirmed Matt's statement that Virginia is not the South.

    • @tammyathens2725
      @tammyathens2725 Год назад +5

      As a life-long resident of Richmond I request that you send some of that weather up the James River so we can experience this paradise in August you are referring to. 😄

    • @asdisskagen6487
      @asdisskagen6487 Год назад +10

      @@tammyathens2725 😂😂😂 You need to understand the context... I was coming from ARKANSAS to HAMPTON in the middle of August; it's all relative.

    • @tammyathens2725
      @tammyathens2725 Год назад +1

      @@asdisskagen6487 Yes it is! But we are lucking out today - enjoy the beautiful weather!

    • @beybladerkid5489
      @beybladerkid5489 Год назад +16

      I'm from Alabama. I was up there for a summer camp called WYSE, it had students from all over the states. I remember the Wisconsin kids complaining about how hot it was. It never got over 80 degrees. The camp director would remind us to put on our sunscreen every day because it gets "verry hot in D.C," I almost busted a gut it was 115 degrees back home at the time and 100% humidity.

  • @trapperjohn6089
    @trapperjohn6089 Год назад +86

    We are all ready for summer to get the hell out of here whenever fall shows up and hikes her skirt to show us her deer season and bonfires! The ironic thing is, we named the love child “summer sausage.”

    • @crappieflopadventures
      @crappieflopadventures Год назад +6

      This is the best comment by far!! Lmao.... summer sausage love child, I laughed really hard at that.

    • @GAslim
      @GAslim Год назад +1

      LOL

    • @smokedbrisket3033
      @smokedbrisket3033 Год назад

      Geeze. Summer is still sticking around during archery season in October, and sometimes well into rifle season, which in our zone always opens the Saturday before Thanksgiving. Season of '21/'22, Summer really stuck around in South LA until about the 2nd week of January. Can't tell you how many times I went out for a morning hunt, so warm and humid that it only took about 100 yards of walking for my glasses to start fogging up.

  • @Eagleknight815
    @Eagleknight815 Год назад +57

    As an Arizona Sandperson.....Summer is a mean and ruthless character as well for us. That's why we bring along AC to put summer back in its place 😊

    • @jamescooley5744
      @jamescooley5744 Год назад +11

      Unfortunately in July and August, Summer's Middle Eastern cousins visit AZ...Monsoon and Haboob.

    • @ddcs0s
      @ddcs0s Год назад

      Yeah ... Humidity puts a end to all that AC talk

    • @ticktock2383
      @ticktock2383 Год назад +5

      Stand down AZ with your dry heat. You would not last 2 hours in our lowcountry heat and humidity. I've been in both places in July.

    • @rachelwhite8022
      @rachelwhite8022 Год назад +4

      In Phoenix Summer is that crazy person that when they come around you hide in your house until they leave, only sneaking out at night...for three or more months

    • @sunayakong8537
      @sunayakong8537 Год назад

      I know it’s a whole different tomato…but try living in Hong Kong in the summer. There really are only two seasons there… hot and humid.

  • @BoatSoccerPlayer
    @BoatSoccerPlayer Год назад +51

    As a new Englander, I always think I’m fed up with Winter, but then we end up spending beautiful weekend vacation at a cozy ski resort, and I remember why I fell in love with it in the first place ❤

    • @jerryc3050
      @jerryc3050 Год назад +7

      Come down to Louisiana during winter and experience mosquitos, humidity, and the plants not knowing whether to sprout again or lay dormant for a couple of weeks. And this year has been the weirdest of all weather.

    • @samiam619
      @samiam619 Год назад +8

      @@jerryc3050 Louisiana, no thanks. I can stay warm in Winter, but you can’t stay cool.

    • @GAslim
      @GAslim Год назад

      Wishing we had a real winter down in the dirty. Always wishing for snow

    • @danlevesque5437
      @danlevesque5437 Год назад +1

      Another new englander here as well the part I can't stand is that I work in the snow so not only do I have my personal areas to shovel but I also have miles of sidewalks as well as day after parking lot snow cleaning as well

    • @samiam619
      @samiam619 Год назад

      @@danlevesque5437 For 13 years I worked at a Golf/Ski Resort here in N. Michigan. We in the Maintenance Department had to shovel/snow blow the common areas EVERY day. Gotta keep those skiers safe!

  • @stevecourtright7848
    @stevecourtright7848 Год назад +59

    As a resident of Coastal Bend area Texas I can assure the validity of this video. We've already hit 90 in the first week of May and the humidity is currently at 92% at 9:00 am. Still, hilarious Matt.

    • @foechicken8023rileylastname
      @foechicken8023rileylastname Год назад +5

      Further up the gulf coast and it is starting to be oppressive.
      Good old Texas Gulf Coast.

    • @candle86
      @candle86 Год назад +2

      @@foechicken8023rileylastname Yall are free to come north to DFW, it's still hot as hell, but our humidty is only usually around 50% until August when it normally drops down to around 20% and the lakes become to warm to safely swim in.

    • @bucketofsunshine6366
      @bucketofsunshine6366 Год назад +4

      Not feeling so bad about waking up to about 40⁰F this morning. New England and Winter do have a bad history (though it seems the last couple of years they've stayed well apart) but we're in spring now and it's lovely. Sorry to brag, but don’t worry; I'll be jealous of you next time I'm shoveling snow.

    • @candle86
      @candle86 Год назад +3

      @@bucketofsunshine6366 We know what weather you get, we will stick with what we know, it may be hot but it doesn't try to freeze us to death and burst our pipes

    • @foechicken8023rileylastname
      @foechicken8023rileylastname Год назад +1

      @@candle86 Ya know, that's fantastic that you offered because my family recently purchased 23 acres about 2 hours due east of Dallas. We will eventually relocate to NE Texas. We've have been traveling back and forth for almost 2 years working on the property. The first summer the heat was brutal like here but it didn't last very long. The second summer it was the same. We would explain to locals but they just couldn't understand how the humidity makes you feel like you are drowning.
      It's nice taking a shower, stepping outside, having to go right back inside to take another shower...(that was sarcasm about the shower in case it didn't read through my comment).

  • @Spikelangelo
    @Spikelangelo Год назад +56

    Northerner here. I love winter. Not toxic, not ironic. I absolutely love winter. I love the cold, the quiet, the invigorating feel of fresh clean air. I love how bright the night sky is. I love how good I sleep. I like my hoodies and hats. I like that you think it's late but it's only 7:30 and there's plenty of time to do something. I like the fact whenever you get too hot you can just step outside for a bit and regulate. I like soups and warm foods. Hockey season is great. Catching up on "we've been meaning to do this" because we don't want to bother unburying the driveway or clearing off the car.
    Winter is just good. Then winter fades away and we are ready to get outside and garden, hop on our bikes, etc. We've 'reset' and are refreshed.

    • @christinariggs896
      @christinariggs896 Год назад +1

      I hear you, born & raised, & lived in upstate NY till 29yrs old. Ice storms, mounds of snow & cold non stop cold for months is no better than the humidity down here(in FL 10 yrs now). I absolutely do not miss scrapping my windshield & digging out my car in the fridged cold just to get to work, or do anything. To each their own. Nothing wrong with it, I just prefer a couple of months hot over 6 months of cold.

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot Год назад +2

      Same. I open window all winter. Day and night
      Mmm! Crispy air!
      Love it.
      Summer? Ugh!

    • @singingwindrider9881
      @singingwindrider9881 Год назад

      @Monk...where are you? Colorado, Wisconsin, Kentucky?

    • @greenmachine5600
      @greenmachine5600 Год назад +1

      @@ImNotaRussianBot i agree! Window always open

    • @elOratorio
      @elOratorio 10 месяцев назад

      Very well spoken, in Phoenix and missing winter and seasons from back home!

  • @sergeantpeppers8858
    @sergeantpeppers8858 Год назад +8

    The 4 seasons in the south:
    Almost summer
    Summer
    Still summer
    Christmas

  • @krisandersen8695
    @krisandersen8695 Год назад +11

    I currently live in Central Florida. We live with Summer for 9 months out of the year (often more). Everything said in this skit is TRUE!!!

  • @harrymarsee2782
    @harrymarsee2782 Год назад +6

    Florida checking in here. We have issues with summer, too. You've heard of guests who just stay and stay and stay and seem impervious to hints that it's time to GO? Well, that's summer. He comes way too soon (mid February) and oftentimes he doesn't leave until late December. I mean, 75°F Christmases are a frequent occurrence. If summer just knew when to LEAVE!

  • @ThinWhiteAxe
    @ThinWhiteAxe Год назад +45

    I'm boutta cry this is so accurate it hurts almost as much as sitting on a pleather car seat on a July afternoon without long pants!

    • @natashadavis2959
      @natashadavis2959 Год назад +4

      Oh, no no no. Who does that? I'm so sorry for your legs.

    • @lanefunai4714
      @lanefunai4714 Год назад +3

      Pleather cushions. Probably black, too. That's a rookie mistake.

    • @pcatMe
      @pcatMe Год назад +3

      A BLACK pleather car seat, ROFL

    • @terri2494
      @terri2494 Год назад +2

      I used to live in Virginia. My first car, which was used and the best I could afford, had leather seats and no air conditioning. Brutal! I think I finally started keeping a towel on the driver’s seat in the summer.

  • @3arthIsGhetto
    @3arthIsGhetto Год назад +10

    If we ever need to elect a spokesperson for the South, vote Matt Mitchell 🗳️😂 He's not only spot on but hilarious!

    • @ab5olut3zero95
      @ab5olut3zero95 6 месяцев назад

      Only if Barry McGuthrie gets to represent South Carolina. IYKYK

  • @kitsunelee007
    @kitsunelee007 Год назад +4

    Matt,
    THANK YOU!
    I'm deathly allergic to heat anything over 61°F will cause me to go directly to "sun stroke", I'm allergic to sunlight exposure over 2 min where my skin blisters and I've ended up in a burn unit before over a "sun burn" at age 10....however despite being born and bred in Florida with all these environmental health issues I have fought tooth and nail to not leave Florida. I quoted my Grandfather when he said "If ever required to move where would he move? Grandfather's answer: FURTHER SOUTH!"

  • @aarontoronto-qd4nd
    @aarontoronto-qd4nd Год назад +18

    This is a super well written sketch! Good job!

  • @kdfleming2
    @kdfleming2 Год назад +5

    Matt, you never disappoint. I’m in Florida, the humidity capital of the south next to New Orleans. 😉

    • @asdisskagen6487
      @asdisskagen6487 Год назад +1

      I feel like New Orleans is actually worse, though, because it's below sea level and that air pressure is no joke when you add in the heat and the humidity. It's like trying to breathe underwater.

  • @bethday303
    @bethday303 Год назад +7

    This may be the best one you have ever done! But I'm an oddball - as a Southerner, I love Summer. Yes, it's hotter than the hinges of Hades, and I still suffer from my childhood's "burned buns" from the metal slide; my feet still hold a few scars from sand spurs and melting road surface (bare feet, ya know), but this years' extra long chilly late spring, has made me wish for open windows and putting the top down on my car, and sweat rolling down my breastbone. Yeah, that's all weird, I know - but that's me

  • @SuperSailorChaos
    @SuperSailorChaos Год назад +9

    I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is absolutely true and 100% accurate

  • @thegodlessvulcan
    @thegodlessvulcan Год назад +10

    Florida has the benefit of Thor vacationing in central and southern part of the state from late May to early October. He starts imbuing around daybreak and pretty much bust loose around 4 pm or later every single day.

  • @rowlinstoned3715
    @rowlinstoned3715 Год назад +5

    I love how well u capture the southern experience 😂😂😂

  • @saraolson7730
    @saraolson7730 Год назад +7

    As a Minnesotan with curly hair…Big T is still a thing. My cousin came up from Texas and after saying “pshhh 95? That’s nothing, I’ll be fine” and then proceeded to need A/C and water after walking around for like, 20 minutes because she’s used to dry heat.

  • @tomsmithie3917
    @tomsmithie3917 Год назад +5

    I once visited Alabama in the summer. I am a native of Arizona so the heat wasn't so bad, but I did make one big MISTAKE. I parked my rental car under a TREE. When I came back it had several pounds of bird shit on it. These shits were massive. The bird must have been at least 6 feet tall.

    • @GAslim
      @GAslim Год назад

      Everything battles for shade down here

  • @jenyj89
    @jenyj89 Год назад +3

    I am a born and raised NY girl (upstate, not the city) but have called the South home for almost 30 years. I love it for 3/4 of the year…but I have a similar love/hate relationship with Summer. I tend to do my indoor projects and hibernate in the Summer…but I wouldn’t trade the place, the people or the food for living up North. The South is now my home!!

    • @gloriaalex11
      @gloriaalex11 Год назад +1

      Same, girl. Love it here. I'd rather deal with a southern summer than a northern winter.

  • @tahraethestoryteller6079
    @tahraethestoryteller6079 Год назад +3

    Up in the Pacific Northwest summer is technically les humid but still causes a LOT of wildfires
    spring, which often fluctuates between winter and summer weather
    But fall is the real trickster often goes from winter weather in the early morning and summer weather in the late afternoon in the beginning

  • @alexellis197
    @alexellis197 Год назад +33

    As an Iowan with relatives in Minnesota and living almost on the Wisconsin border, trust me when I say that humidity is ever present. We live by the Great Lakes and have two large rivers on our borders. If the air isn't thick and practically unbreathable in summer, that is when we go outside to enjoy not dying. But yeah, he's right when he says most here like summer because winter is so crappy. Lesser of two evils and all that is the game.

    • @1ListerofSmeg
      @1ListerofSmeg Год назад +7

      Hey neighbor, Can confirm👍
      Don't forget to mention that breeze is often a no,show due to the height of the corn.😒
      Winter is simply a skill set based primarily on preparation, acclimation & determination.😏
      ~ Signed ~ A FIB from just south of the Cheddar curtain.
      (Translation if needed: Illinois near the Wisconsin border)

    • @alexellis197
      @alexellis197 Год назад +4

      @@1ListerofSmeg Ive lived in a few regions of Iowa. Can confirm lack of wind. In NE Iowa by the wisconsin border you have limestone bluffs and can get sticky humid hot winds going fast though. Almost worse at times

    • @justinsampson5839
      @justinsampson5839 Год назад +2

      In the western side of Iowa, it is so flat with our fields that it is a common occurrence to have wind. All throughout the year. Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall, all of them. And sometimes it's upwards of +20mph with 40-50 Gusts.
      Not a lot of large bodies of water where im at, but it still gets humid because of corn sweat.
      I'm a Summer guy, 100%. Can't stand Winter.

    • @morrigankasa570
      @morrigankasa570 9 месяцев назад +3

      Interesting, I am a born & raised Minnesotan still living in Minnesota.
      I LOVE WINTER AND HATE SUMMER!!! Ideally if I had the Money to do so I would move to Alaska or Wyoming or Montana into the Mountains where the Snow & Cold will be even stronger.

    • @Cant_go_outside
      @Cant_go_outside 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@morrigankasa570same, if I go outside my skin literally starts hurting

  • @JustFluffyQuiltingYarnCrafts
    @JustFluffyQuiltingYarnCrafts Год назад +3

    After spending some time outdoors today this is so fitting and we are still in Spring. 🥺 Love you, Matt! ❤

  • @frzstat
    @frzstat Год назад +15

    How could you not mention our good friend, Mr. Air Conditioning?
    It just wouldn’t be the same without him.

    • @GAslim
      @GAslim Год назад +1

      Grandpa said it ruined humanity

  • @thebackyardbear
    @thebackyardbear Год назад +15

    There are times when I am very uneasy with the character flaws you so accurately identify about my life...

  • @SaxaphoneMan42
    @SaxaphoneMan42 Год назад +2

    As a roofer down here, can confirm Summer has tried to kill me on multiple occasions. Last year was really rough for us.

  • @negf22
    @negf22 Год назад +3

    Love it Matt…very funny and creative!👍😎

  • @ericepperson8409
    @ericepperson8409 Год назад +12

    After living in Texas for 8 years, I'm fine with Summer showing up for a few weeks in the Rockies. i get so much more quality time with Spring, Autumn, and Winter. It's a much healthier relationship when we can spend time apart.

    • @GAslim
      @GAslim Год назад +1

      Thinking of moving there myself. Awful dry though

    • @tirsden
      @tirsden Год назад +1

      @@GAslim - It is, quite literally nosebleed central even with humidifiers all over the house. As to seasons, well, I lived near Boulder for four years eons ago and I remember we could get 70 degree days in the dead of winter with 2-3 feet of snow on the ground. As bizarre and hilarious as that sounds, the problem was it would freeze again that night and all the runoff from the snow melting all day would become thick, nasty ice. x.x
      During actual summer, it was pretty common to see rain clouds not even be able to rain all the way to the ground because it just dries up on the way down. Looks like the bottom just kinda falls out of the cloud.

  • @ChadAmI80
    @ChadAmI80 7 месяцев назад +1

    Pure genius. Your jokes, the timing, all of it. You always crack me up. 😂

  • @elijahallen4887
    @elijahallen4887 Год назад +4

    “He is a hugger”😂😂😂

  • @azpapa9347
    @azpapa9347 Год назад +1

    I think this is your best one yet. I literally almost spit my drink out!

  • @dianekerr8311
    @dianekerr8311 Год назад +4

    As someone from Southern Nevada this is truth. Summer starts creeping in the beginning of May and hangs about until Halloween. Our heat is a convection oven, I think the humidity would push me over the edge. Stay hydrated my friends.

  • @marthahawkinson-michau9611
    @marthahawkinson-michau9611 Год назад +33

    I do quite enjoy getting to spend time in my local lake. It’s quite nice. I might have to risk another heatstroke to get there, but the lake is genuinely amazing and a great place to swim. It actually is so popular for swimming that the demand for swimming pools is lower in my city than it would be without the lake.

    • @candle86
      @candle86 Год назад +6

      Well lakes are fine till its 100+ for multiple weeks and the lake temperature rises to like 95, where suddenly its dangerous to swim in because bacteria starts to thrive.

    • @Macsrus5
      @Macsrus5 Год назад +4

      Gators….. snakes… brain eating amoeba 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @marthahawkinson-michau9611
      @marthahawkinson-michau9611 Год назад

      @@Macsrus5 I’m too far north for gators. Snakes are way more afraid of me than I am of them. Brain eating amoeba is something I’m willing to risk.

    • @Macsrus5
      @Macsrus5 Год назад +1

      @@marthahawkinson-michau9611 In the south, the flesh eating is always in the back of our mind… lots of gators and snakes😊

    • @marthahawkinson-michau9611
      @marthahawkinson-michau9611 Год назад

      @@Macsrus5 I’m in central Arkansas. It’s still south, but just far enough north for the gators to freeze in the winter.

  • @Rezkeshdadesh
    @Rezkeshdadesh Год назад +17

    Speaking as a Midwest girl, Winter does treat us terribly, and I can't wait to see Summer again

    • @iggman18
      @iggman18 Год назад +1

      Now I want to see a video where the south and Midwest meet. Heck, all regions should show up to the party.

  • @jjclark1313
    @jjclark1313 Год назад +2

    88% humidity today here in Texas. I don't even need a water bottle. Take a breath, thirst quenched.

  • @stephenhamel9464
    @stephenhamel9464 Год назад +2

    Matt, I love your videos. HILARIOUS!! Especially if you’re from the South (and despite often being left out of your videos, Oklahoma is part of the south…shame on you, lol) you totally get this humor.

  • @yelleryoung5870
    @yelleryoung5870 Год назад +5

    I am stealing the "Hemoglobin Aficionados".

  • @krabynaby123
    @krabynaby123 Год назад +5

    The only thing getting me through Southern summer is knowing college football season is after it.

  • @mannytiburcio9299
    @mannytiburcio9299 Год назад +1

    And the fact that summers in Florida is literally hell but it gives us less snowbirds and amazing naps from thunderstorms

  • @kevincameron8437
    @kevincameron8437 Год назад +3

    Summer is so indecisive….like, it gets back off of vacation, but never decides to stay until June rolls around! Matt is the man!

  • @frzstat
    @frzstat Год назад +7

    Matt, a video about kudzu and the South would be hilarious. (Do folks outside the Southeast know what it is?)

    • @frzstat
      @frzstat Год назад

      @@paulamartin6724 😂

  • @randallwelch463
    @randallwelch463 Год назад +12

    Awesome video Matt. I think Summer and Spring had a falling out Herr where I live in East Tennessee. It seems lately that it's spring for a good day ot two then it's just hot.
    Spring must be leaving the room every time Summer pops his head in.

  • @leesmith5419
    @leesmith5419 Год назад +6

    Oh my God this is one of the best ones you’ve done in a while

  • @regenia8738
    @regenia8738 Год назад +2

    This is really creative content, as is normal for this channel. It's great!

  • @soggycracker5934
    @soggycracker5934 Год назад +3

    Now all those repressed memories of my first marriage are crashing in. Hey Summer, I still hate your guts.

  • @CantankerousDave
    @CantankerousDave Год назад +1

    Here in the Midwest, spring has been flaky as hell. Didn’t even bother to show up this year.

  • @lilykep
    @lilykep Год назад +2

    Air Conditioning is my BEST FRIEND during summer. She makes life worth living.

  • @bobsmoot8454
    @bobsmoot8454 11 месяцев назад +1

    That’s my impression of (upper Midwest), it’s a breeze but it’s a hurricane, great snippets

  • @Jml416
    @Jml416 Год назад +14

    Wow Matt, another home run! You have to be leading the league in homers. (See what I did there with baseball and summer?)🤣

    • @GAslim
      @GAslim Год назад +1

      Go Braves

  • @jenniferbates2811
    @jenniferbates2811 Год назад +1

    Rhode Islander here, I thought our summers were tough UNTIL my sister moved to Louisiana.....😢😢.

  • @danitho
    @danitho 11 месяцев назад +1

    I've lived in Arkansas, Texas, and South Carolina. Never felt humidity remotely as bad as it gets in the Midwest, my home.

  • @ericaharris4728
    @ericaharris4728 11 месяцев назад +2

    1:09 Mosquitos are "hemoglobin aficionados" 😆😆😆

  • @tankman7711
    @tankman7711 Год назад +1

    " ...those people up there." LMAO!!! My neighbor is a transplant from Minnesota...MINNA SODA! After her being here for three years now, I am still translating for her! LOL!

  • @RazorBacksFan1980
    @RazorBacksFan1980 Год назад +2

    lived in the south my entire 43 years. I LOOOOVE summer. Winter on the other hand, that's a hate-hate relationship!

  • @nola281
    @nola281 Год назад +1

    After the storm, I went up north, they complained about one 70 degree day with no humidity. They thought they were dying and then I explained Louisiana summer and went quiet.

  • @honorguarddc9678
    @honorguarddc9678 Год назад +1

    Just discovered this channel and it is an absolute gem. You are so talented!

  • @pamglass6007
    @pamglass6007 Год назад +1

    “He is a hugger.” 🤣

  • @TroySteele17
    @TroySteele17 Год назад +1

    At least we had a beautiful spring cool spring without busting @ss right into summer this year.. Be thankful for everything the Lord gives us.

  • @pgbollwerk
    @pgbollwerk Год назад +5

    Your content is outstanding sir. I can't get enough. You, Ryan George and Julie Nolke are all superb. =)

  • @jameswells554
    @jameswells554 9 месяцев назад +2

    I remember being greeted by Humidity when I stepped off the plane after my first tour in Afghanistan; just run up and hugged up all on me like "I missed you so muuuch!" To be honest it was nice seeing him again, but he got clingy and always kept trying to give me this wet wool overcoat to wear. I had to break off our relationship, and move in the end.

  • @dragonjmoore1927
    @dragonjmoore1927 Год назад +4

    Sun brewed sweet tea

  • @allisonthomas8595
    @allisonthomas8595 9 месяцев назад

    This summer in Mobile county Alabama had been rough... this is spot on!!

  • @liznichols4916
    @liznichols4916 Год назад +12

    This is too funny AND too accurate!😂 I still love summer though. 😊

  • @blueptconvertible
    @blueptconvertible Год назад +1

    As a Wisconsinite, I approve of your northern accent. I have said, "we need to crack some Leinie's out on da lake."

  • @spencergwin9454
    @spencergwin9454 Год назад +1

    Being from South Carolina, I definitely concur about the toxicity.

  • @marksnyder8022
    @marksnyder8022 Год назад +1

    Living in southern Ohio, I note that in the Gulf South the average summer high is 6-7 degrees warmer, while the average winter temperature is 14-15 degrees warmer. I lived in South Carolina in the 1980s and southern Mississippi in the 1990s. I prefer Big T to minus 3.

  • @msamour
    @msamour Год назад +2

    "Hemoglobin afficionados" 😂. Oh shit! I'm deeeed laughing 😅.

  • @sirdudeness1386
    @sirdudeness1386 Год назад +2

    Some great work Matt! Loved it!

  • @scorchogrey2385
    @scorchogrey2385 Год назад +1

    Fall is my fav season in the South. All 14 days of it….and those 14 days are not consecutive. They are mixed in heavily with full blown summer days…but still.

  • @tirsden
    @tirsden Год назад +1

    Sitting in an 82 degree apartment in Maryland, aka the Little South, feeling this. It's 62 outside but I can't open a window because it'll just be 82 **and** 80% humidity in here.

  • @josephbrosk4384
    @josephbrosk4384 Год назад

    Here in Northern New York (that's above Upstate New York & as far away from NYC as you can get & not be in Canada), usually it's nine months of hockey and three months of bad ice. But if Summer comes on a Sunday we all go on a picnic!

  • @joebrown8522
    @joebrown8522 Год назад

    This video was perfectly timed. Aaron's San Antonio, it's over 80% humidity and it's supposed to get into the mid-90s today. And that's without the sun making a guest appearance

  • @nekograce7914
    @nekograce7914 8 месяцев назад

    I’m Georgian and this is 100% accurate. And we’ve had a VERY mild year. I was still wearing long sleeve shirts in June. August got a bit smarmy but all in all, Summer…it’s been a good year.

  • @texasbassranger
    @texasbassranger 8 месяцев назад

    Matt, this is comedic genius brother. Fucking genius.

  • @tyelerhiggins300
    @tyelerhiggins300 Год назад +2

    Oh wow! It's only 79° outside at 2 in the afternoon! And it's dark... and there's a tornado... damn it.

  • @Boringcountrylife
    @Boringcountrylife Год назад +1

    Where is the outrageously LOVE button? This may be my favorite of your videos yet.

  • @r.parker1933
    @r.parker1933 Год назад +2

    Growing up in TN, all of this is accurate. Having conducted my fair share of couples therapy with toxic relationships, this is also accurate.

  • @cassandrahartman6564
    @cassandrahartman6564 Год назад +1

    As a born and raised Floridian, this is accurate.

  • @billytuesday4492
    @billytuesday4492 Год назад +10

    Matt must have quite the collection of Tshirts. 😂 video!

  • @MrsAlmaTrumble
    @MrsAlmaTrumble Год назад +19

    The South turns into Michael Jackson when Summer comes. Lol. Love that.

  • @J3nJ3nl0llip0p
    @J3nJ3nl0llip0p Год назад +1

    HOLD UP.
    Hemaglobin Afficianados???
    -slow clap while rising slowly, in awe, from auditorium seat*
    HipHip!

  • @MissMTurner
    @MissMTurner Год назад +1

    As a florida resident, I resemble this sketch.

  • @theretiredbartender88
    @theretiredbartender88 Год назад +1

    Humidity…he’s a hugger😂