Here in Utah, the weather is so erratic, we just layer summer stuff over tshirts or sweaters and add cardigans, leggings, and boots to summer dresses. No summer storage needed. LoL. And you can't really pack away winter stuff, because you may need it camping or for the random snow storms on the same day as triple digit heat.
As a 5th generation Folridian who works outside in Central Florida. I can confirm we have four seasons, "early summer, summer, late summer and January!"
Sounds about just like here in Arkansas, if I had my way I would hibernate inside almost all year otherwise a few minutes outside and you will find out how a melted chocolate bar feels.
You forgot the December bipolar episodes. Nothing beats getting ready for work expecting it to be either 50 or 90 degrees out and being wrong each time
My husband is from South Africa. Much like the American South, it really doesn't get any sort of proper autumn. All of my sister-in-laws are convinced that if they come here between October and December they will get to see all the leaves change and experience cool, crisp evenings, and see snow sometime around Christmas. I hear them talking about their plans and think " damn that sounds nice. Too bad Middle Tennessee is going to be sweltering until sometime in January.'
Ah, yes...I remember it being in the mid-70's in Nov/Dec, here in NC a few years back. Coming from Alabama, I expected, and looked forward to my first real snowfall after moving this far north. I have learned to live with disappointment 😹
Shit, you must've taken a trip the last three years. We've had snow, ice, and sub zero temperature, not to mention the average being about 45 all winter and fall. Hell, last year we had 5 inches of snow, and before that thawed we got 11, and it was frozen over a week. Then again, I'm in Memphis.
As someone who spent half my life in the North and now lives in the South I feel this so much. The one thing I miss is a cool fall. Still better than when I lived in Southern California where the seasons were Hot and Everything Is On Fire.
"I can give you 85." "That's...not that bad, actually." "--...percent humidity, I wasn't done there." Marylander here, and bless your heart, that hit way too close to home.
@@chillmemes5865 Don't worry, so do I. Maryland is basically the kid that gets picked second-to-last for teams in gym class. Not because he's unpopular, but because he doesn't really fit in with either side. Which makes me astounded when people call out _Virginia_ of all states for being 'too northern'.
I felt this, to my core. I want to make chili without getting heatstroke. Enjoy using my stove and oven again for more than just storage. Having a laundry room that is detached from the house means that we don't go anywhere because we have no clean clothes, you walk in it and and passport from the dryer going. I can't get my husband to hang me up a clothes line, not that I would stand out there to hang them. Between the sun and the mosquitoes, I would die of dehydration and blood loss.
Tell hubby you want that solar clothes dryer. You already have to go outside to the laundry, anyway. Take some iced tea, smoothie, or a daiquiri with you to hang the clothes. When we were tall enough, Mom had us hang them. Maybe you have some minions, too.
Ahhh don't you just love it the clothes get dry and smell so nice. The summers in S.C . Are the best. And fall is the greatest it lasts well after Thanksgiving.
@@alesiabradley5399 We are in Alabama. We barely get fall. Last Christmas we all met up at my Sister n laws parents lake house to go fishing. It was 78 degrees.
As a Southerner, I have a range of sweatshirts... all for wearing indoors at work/malls/other people's houses - I'm so used to hot weather I can't really handle how cold other people enjoy cooling their spaces to. 70 degrees? Let me get my coat 😆
As I sit here with the AC off and the windows open. My driveway is covered in leaves. Yes, I know that next week it will probably be the hottest week of the year... but dangit... it's nice today!
Do you live in the Southwest? Mohave or Sonoran deserts? It sounds like you live in my neck of the woods, so to speak. (Do you prefer to hang ornaments on a mesquite, palo verde, or a saguaro?
"It's just pine straw in the back of a Silverado, but yes." You know exactly how it is down here Matt. It's supposed to be 58 in central Mississippi Monday morning, so perfect timing.
I've happily lived in the South nearly all my life. Those few years in the foothills of the Blue Ridge in Virginia were great, until the day Winter popped in and STAYED four months.
Hi, I'm a friend from Arizona... I have one question... I don't really know how to phrase it... so, like... um... What's Winter? Also, we don't get Fall till at least mid-October, if not later. Then it's Fall until it's not Fall and we have Spring.
Only four months of winter? Wow, that would be nice. Our winters start in late october and go through April/early may. If we don't get snow for Halloween, it's very unusual and we can't start outdoor gardens until the last frost, which is usually in mid may. Our falls and springs are getting shorter as our summers and winters are longer.
I remember that year. It normally snows then worms up to melt the snow. That year it never wormed up and we ran out of places to put the snow. It wasn’t a single bad snow storm, but each one just compounded the problem. This is the South, we’re not supposed to stay below freezing for months at a time.
Lifelong Michigander.....the fall is magical here.....a cousin's friend is here from New Orleans for a few months and I felt like I was tossing fairy dust on her talking to her about it. LOL!
I love you man..... I just imagine The South being pernamently victim of Mother Nature and her batshit crazy WINTER/SUMMER switch that has a 2 day delay between seasons known as False Fall and Spriumer.
Back when I was a kid, here in NC the weather in mid- to late-September was just about perfect: clear, sunny days with low humidity, highs in the low-80s, and overnight lows in the upper-50s. Perfect for all sorts of outdoor stuff. But now, it just feels more like the month of August has 60 days in it instead of 31.... :(
I moved from South Carolina, 15 years ago, to Minnesota. Today, it was 61° ... It was heavenly! More of the same tomorrow; Clemson football will be on, pumpkin spice candles lit, and a smooth bourbon. The last time I was "home", during the Fall, I almost melted😉 They're fixin' to take my Southern Card away! Thank you for making these videos, they give me a taste of " home", in a place where there's no pimento cheese, no grits, no Duke's Mayo, and no baby shower cheese straws!~
I've spent the majority of my 45 years in Texas. For the last 3 years I've lived in Maryland. Fall can be picturesque, but you have to capture that photo on the perfect color changing leaf falling day and then everything is ugly until spring. What we all picture as fall in the north really only lasts 2-3 weeks.
Indeed. Switch from Summer hassling you to Winter coming too soon. Plus, the longing for Spring is every bit as hard as this video depicts the longing for fall.
Maryland is not "north", it's mid-Atlantic. I moved to northern NJ last summer and both fall and spring were nice and long. I was able to turn off the AC and keep my windows open for weeks. In fact, it's already started cooling down up here, it was in the seventies most of this week and isn't supposed to get over 83 for the foreseeable future. I lived in northern Ohio for two years back in the mid-2000s and it was the same. Super nice and long fall and spring.
And this is why I'm in Minnesota. I prefer the cold because you can always put clothes on, but you can only take so much off until you get arrested for "public indecency."
Sub zero temperatures is in no way more comfortable than 90 degree summer days. The high plains can get hot too, not to mention the winters are intolerable.
I’m a northern type but have lived in the south most of my life. I now live in Alabama. This post is so freaking accurate. Especially the last scene with the “light dusting”. Southerners freak out over the sleet here. That’s all it is, sleet, and they act like it’s a 12 foot snow storm & empty out the grocery store. You freaking sweat from the humidity while it’s sleeting outside here! These crazy people walking around with coats, scarfs and boots while wearing shorts. It’s the funniest thing ever. I’d give anything for real snow just once here! They’d lose their minds, my Alabama born & raised hubby right with them. Lol!
the reason why Southerners freakout over snow/sleet so much is because unlike Northern states we do not budget any state funds towards removing any frozen precipitation off of the roads. because it may only happen bad enough to warrant it every like 7-10 years. the issue is that when it does, it literally brings all movement to a standstill for a week.
It's 82 at 1 PM in extreme NE Georgia and I was giddy at how cool it was. Tomorrow it will be 85 degrees with 85 percent humidity. Pick your battles Matt.
This was literally my neck of the woods in Florida last night. It was cold here last night, rained like God was trying to drown us, and then had the gall to be hot and muggy today. Incredible timing y'all.
I feel like Matt is warming up to be a Disney princess. He's got the issues down, probably can start singing, now he just needs an animal friend to confide in. 🤣
I can totally relate!! Lived in SE TN for most of my life. We moved way up the valley to the upper part of Virginia, between the Alleghenies and Blue Ridge mountains. We actually have a long fall and longer winter. Snow in November! It was weird when Spring didn't show up until late March, and even as late as April. I miss living in the "Real South," but I don't miss the heat!
Hahaha we were just looking at the upcoming forecast this morning, and I said, ohh no, that’s just false fall, it’ll be back in the 90’s by next weekend 😂😂😂
It's so true, it's depressing. So many Halloweens, Thanksgivings and Christmases wearing shorts and sweating. We were stationed in Illinois 7 years, and the only good thing about it was Fall.
Sadly, even up north only gets a few weeks of true Fall nowadays. When I was a kid growing up in Benzie county, you always had to plan your Halloween costume around the chance of needing to wear a snowsuit. Nowadays? I don't remember when the last time kids even needed a windbreaker while making the rounds for trick or treating.
A heatstroke outside Fannie Farkles 🤣😂. I love that people outside of the area of seeing Gatlinburg as a fine holiday destination (yes ALL holidays can be celebrated in Gatlinburg) have no idea the references he makes. Had a couple cool evenings over the weekend and made me think of fishing the little pigeon with a barrage of leaves falling around.
I tried twice moving north. First time, straight north. Survived only 5 months because of the harsh winter before moving back. Few years later, I decided to try the northwest. Survived exactly 1 year and came back. Winter was actually paradise there considered to the last place. What made me come back was the lack of all southern things. No good food, no southern hospitality, nothing. Now, I'm trying to move north again, but just right on the edge of the southern boundary. Maybe I can find a cool breeze there while still having all things that make the south wonderful.
Have you tried the Midwest it's basically the South but better. We have hot humid summers, an actual fall, cold Winters with snow, Spring, and good food plus we are known for our hospitality.
I live in Miami, FL and right now I would give anything for a breeze right now even a cat 1 or cat 2 hurricane. It’s hot, humid and almost every afternoon we have thunderstorms.
My least favorite is that week in March or April where you get your first “feels like 90 degrees” and you know it’s about to get like that and stay like that for 9 months
"you know you're not getting a fall for more than 2 weeks" hey 2 weeks is good enough, I'll take it. Also, I would never trade the South for a "normal" fall.
LOL.!!!! I'm from memphis, tn, humidity capital of the south and I can sooooooooooo relate to this and have also just been found guilty of most of these false fall starts.
@DANCAST been to florida several times and it's hot but usually a windy hot from my experience. in Memphis we have heat indexes well over 100 that make you not want to step foot outdoors during the day. just ........nasty hot. Not been much further south in Florida than Orlando. Mostly panhandle.
Alabama here, and you can get soaking wet by just walking outside sometimes. And it gets real hot as well. Visited moorehaven, Florida years ago, and even ours didn’t compare to late evenings there. Every single day a storm would come through around 3-5, and after that the place was like a sauna. You could SEE the humidity, lol
@@choccolocco wow! note to self to NOT go to Moorehaven. Okay, maybe Memphis could be worse. I was actually thinking of Mobile as a humid spot too. Thanks for the info. lol have a groovy week.
So true. I live in southeastern Virginia. Yesterday the temperature dropped below 80 degrees with a great breeze. I almost turned off the air conditioner. And our local Kroger got pumpkins already. I was so excited until I saw our local weather forecast it's going back up into the upper 80's next week 🙄. Oh well typical Hampton Roads weather 🤷♀️🤣!
I was born and raised in South Texas but have lived in Sydney, Australia for 21 years. For some strange reason, people believe the lie that Sydney is warm. It is not. Although temperatures rarely fall below freezing, it stays unpleasantly chilly for most of the year. Some years there is a kind of "false spring" that usually happens in August. My first year living here, I recall happily putting away my winter clothes like I would have done in Texas, only to have to get them back out again a few days later. I miss having true, full-on, uninterrupted summers that last for six months or longer. In Sydney, we're lucky to have a summer that lasts more than six weeks.
Man, I miss Alabama. ♥😆 I live in Utah, now. Here, this sketch would start off the same, but before Fall finished his second sentence, he'd get tackled from the side by a Winter dressed in full riot gear.
For some reason his hopeful face reminds me of when I was waiting for orders out of C school in the Navy. I was hoping to get somewhere with a lot of seasons. Instead I got a tropical island that’s like Brunswick, Georgia in august 24/7/365. 😂
False fall is the best thing for college guys. The girls take home their summer clothes and bring their sweaters then when Indian Summer hits guys lend T-shirts to the girls & get a date.
So true it hurts. Except for winter bringing snow... the best we get here on the Tx GulfCoast is we get to watch folks go about in parkas, surf shorts, crocks (no flip flops below 70 degrees) and a sweat soaked ski cap. Love this LOVE THIS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! OMG, every time I think Matt has absolutely maxed out his hilariousness on a video, he goes and tops it with the next video! ... And to be honest, 85% humidity is a damn sight better than 100% humidity, which we have. All day. Every day. Walking across my yard is like walking on a wet sponge. I have to pressure wash my siding every 6 months to knock the mildew off of it.
dude i found ur channel like 2 months ago. I love it. This video is sooo true. I live in South Carolina. We get 2 weeks of fall, 2 weeks or less of spring, and at least a couple months of winter. The rest is Summidity for 8 to 10 months lol
OMG this video could not have come out at a more perfect time. This has been VA for the last week. Couple days nice and cool, open the windows and enjoy the breeze, then a day of summer going "NO, I AM STILL HERE" with mid to upper 80's with the humidity at like 120.
I moved to New England from southern California last December. I must have thought winter here was over about half a dozen times before I just decided to shrug and wait for the end of April.
@@barryon8706 I've a friend from Goa,India who arrived in Chicago on a Dec. day - it's been a lot of years ago but I don't think he's ever recovered from the shock . He lives here in downstate Il. - cold but not as bad as Chi. w/ Lake Michigan weather fronts - " Windy City " !!!
"Did you open up all the windows and turn off the AC? Because that is a rookie mistake!" LOL!!! And yet, I do this *EVERY YEAR!* I'm 52 years old, I've lived in the South my entire life, and I *STILL* get fooled by false fall every time! 🙂
As someone who lived in Minnesota for 30+ years, I agree that Up North Fall is great. Just be sure to get out of there before the snow starts in mid Nov (or even late Oct).
Moved from Texas to Michigan for six months many years ago. My very first morning there I stepped outside and it was 55 in June. I was like "What is this black magic wizardry?" That was when I said I want Texas in the spring and Michigan in the summer.
This is the first year in as long as I can remember where September wasn't Summer 2.0 and actually brought in autumn like it used to 15 years ago. An entire month of fall was wonderful, but they're calling for winter to be really cold so I bet it'll show up some time this month. Could you imagine 3 months of fall?!
Subscribe or get a devastating 1.5 inches of snow
Don't threaten me with nice weather.
Ah yes, Winter.
Two months of 75°F weather... and two weeks of 15° weather with Ice storms. Not snow, Ice.
but its fl in september. Give me that snow! and no, im not getting in a car in snow in the south. Im not that crazy
Scary! 😵
I'm in New England. We might get that in a few weeks anyway.
My wife after living down here for 27 years still tries to put away her summer clothes like she used to do in Chicago. Bless her heart.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂I’m from NY and live in Alabama and still can’t tell when to swap the clothes. I get tricked every year! Been here 15 years!
Hahahahgagagagagga
Here in Utah, the weather is so erratic, we just layer summer stuff over tshirts or sweaters and add cardigans, leggings, and boots to summer dresses. No summer storage needed. LoL. And you can't really pack away winter stuff, because you may need it camping or for the random snow storms on the same day as triple digit heat.
I put away my flip flops in January.
"If you stumble into the Waffle House after midnight, it's practically a free haunted house."- 😆 Fairly accurate.
Don't attempt in Mississippi
This was the line that got me the most. 😆
Come for the food. Stay for the show!
But it's so tasty at 3am.
@@jgodwin717 why? gangs? drug addicts or alligators?.....it'S a gang of drug addicted alligators, isn't it?
As a 5th generation Folridian who works outside in Central Florida. I can confirm we have four seasons, "early summer, summer, late summer and January!"
Sounds wonderful
Sounds about just like here in Arkansas, if I had my way I would hibernate inside almost all year otherwise a few minutes outside and you will find out how a melted chocolate bar feels.
You forgot the December bipolar episodes. Nothing beats getting ready for work expecting it to be either 50 or 90 degrees out and being wrong each time
Replace that January with slightly colder summer and you got south florida buddy
(Native south floridian)
Up here in WI we have almost winter, winter, still winter, and July.
My husband is from South Africa. Much like the American South, it really doesn't get any sort of proper autumn. All of my sister-in-laws are convinced that if they come here between October and December they will get to see all the leaves change and experience cool, crisp evenings, and see snow sometime around Christmas. I hear them talking about their plans and think " damn that sounds nice. Too bad Middle Tennessee is going to be sweltering until sometime in January.'
So true about sweltering heat until January
Ah, yes...I remember it being in the mid-70's in Nov/Dec, here in NC a few years back. Coming from Alabama, I expected, and looked forward to my first real snowfall after moving this far north. I have learned to live with disappointment 😹
Wtf. I'm from S Florida and I get chilly every thanksgiving I visit my relatives in the panhandle. Does it seriously get hotter before it gets colder?
Shit, you must've taken a trip the last three years. We've had snow, ice, and sub zero temperature, not to mention the average being about 45 all winter and fall. Hell, last year we had 5 inches of snow, and before that thawed we got 11, and it was frozen over a week. Then again, I'm in Memphis.
@@faithcastillo9597 hahahahahahaha! You slay me with "this far north"
Bravo!
Matt's acting talent is exceeded only by his ability to rock so many outfits.
Hilarious and accurate! I actually gasped at, "I wish I lived up north!"
I live in the north and gasped when he said "I wish I lived up north."
Yeah, I lived up north for a few years and fall was pretty but I could never enjoy it because I knew what was coming right after it.
That did go too far.
You are welcomed.
I moved back to The South from the north last year...I do not want to live up north (except maybe in July and parts of August)
“And runaway to Gatlinburg together”
😂😂😂
This is what I’ve been saying to my husband for the past couple of weeks.
We always visit during the Fall.
I live on the gulf coast and as each summer hit its peak I long to move to that area of TN more and more. 😂
It's not fall here just yet lol wait until the leaves change. 😍
It's the giggle that did me in.
We are headed that way!
@@stanamilanovich3956 the giggle was priceless!😂
As someone who spent half my life in the North and now lives in the South I feel this so much. The one thing I miss is a cool fall. Still better than when I lived in Southern California where the seasons were Hot and Everything Is On Fire.
in MS the seasons are:HOT, HOT, HOT, bumfuck cold, and hot in two weeks
@@murrybrasell4657sounds like where I am in Australia
@nekoali2 I'm a transplant, too. Same on missing the cool crispness of true Fall. ❤
"I can give you 85."
"That's...not that bad, actually."
"--...percent humidity, I wasn't done there."
Marylander here, and bless your heart, that hit way too close to home.
Also in Maryland. We get 28 degrees in the morning 58 in the afternoon
@@johnlynch7834Rookie numbers. Here in Kansas, it fell from 73* to 19* on Tuesday
In the Texas Panhandle it went from 76 to 2 degrees in a single day.
With all due respect, Baltimore??? It makes me doubt your Southernness.
@@chillmemes5865 Don't worry, so do I. Maryland is basically the kid that gets picked second-to-last for teams in gym class. Not because he's unpopular, but because he doesn't really fit in with either side. Which makes me astounded when people call out _Virginia_ of all states for being 'too northern'.
I felt this, to my core. I want to make chili without getting heatstroke. Enjoy using my stove and oven again for more than just storage. Having a laundry room that is detached from the house means that we don't go anywhere because we have no clean clothes, you walk in it and and passport from the dryer going. I can't get my husband to hang me up a clothes line, not that I would stand out there to hang them. Between the sun and the mosquitoes, I would die of dehydration and blood loss.
Tell hubby you want that solar clothes dryer. You already have to go outside to the laundry, anyway. Take some iced tea, smoothie, or a daiquiri with you to hang the clothes. When we were tall enough, Mom had us hang them. Maybe you have some minions, too.
@@brookeking8559 my minion is grown with a minion of her own, lol.
Ahhh don't you just love it the clothes get dry and smell so nice. The summers in S.C . Are the best. And fall is the greatest it lasts well after Thanksgiving.
@@alesiabradley5399 We are in Alabama. We barely get fall. Last Christmas we all met up at my Sister n laws parents lake house to go fishing. It was 78 degrees.
Us too but I can't see living up north all that snow and ice ugh I love the south . And I have family in Alexandria so yes I understand.
I woke up this morning it was 72° with a nice breeze. I thought, _Ah, it's the Fall Preview._
I spent a bit of time in the south years ago. In September, the local post office ladies told me "no, it doesn't get cool. Ever. "
I cried.
I treasure the two weeks in Florida where I get to wear a sweater outside instead of just in restaurants. That fuzzy goodness is so sweet.
As a Southerner, I have a range of sweatshirts... all for wearing indoors at work/malls/other people's houses - I'm so used to hot weather I can't really handle how cold other people enjoy cooling their spaces to. 70 degrees? Let me get my coat 😆
As I sit here with the AC off and the windows open. My driveway is covered in leaves. Yes, I know that next week it will probably be the hottest week of the year... but dangit... it's nice today!
I'll happily take Winter, y'all. I just want a Christmas where it ain't 80. Is that too much to ask for?
Word. I think our last 2 Christmases have been in the 80s and it's the dang WORST
Yes
I have lived in Florida my whole life I thought 80’s on Christmas was normal
Yes
Do you live in the Southwest? Mohave or Sonoran deserts? It sounds like you live in my neck of the woods, so to speak. (Do you prefer to hang ornaments on a mesquite, palo verde, or a saguaro?
"It's just pine straw in the back of a Silverado, but yes." You know exactly how it is down here Matt. It's supposed to be 58 in central Mississippi Monday morning, so perfect timing.
This nails it. We're all so over summer that we are READY for fall and want to believe it's arrived, even though we all know this happens every year.
This is honestly so realistic.
I've happily lived in the South nearly all my life. Those few years in the foothills of the Blue Ridge in Virginia were great, until the day Winter popped in and STAYED four months.
Hi, I'm a friend from Arizona... I have one question... I don't really know how to phrase it... so, like... um... What's Winter? Also, we don't get Fall till at least mid-October, if not later. Then it's Fall until it's not Fall and we have Spring.
And 33 inches of snow in one 24 hour period in Blue Ridge area just outside DC. Happened twice in one year. Couldn’t wait to get home to Texas.
I’d gladly take four months of winter over the five months of summer we have!! 😂
Only four months of winter? Wow, that would be nice. Our winters start in late october and go through April/early may. If we don't get snow for Halloween, it's very unusual and we can't start outdoor gardens until the last frost, which is usually in mid may. Our falls and springs are getting shorter as our summers and winters are longer.
I remember that year. It normally snows then worms up to melt the snow. That year it never wormed up and we ran out of places to put the snow. It wasn’t a single bad snow storm, but each one just compounded the problem. This is the South, we’re not supposed to stay below freezing for months at a time.
Lifelong Michigander.....the fall is magical here.....a cousin's friend is here from New Orleans for a few months and I felt like I was tossing fairy dust on her talking to her about it. LOL!
Matt you are a genius at representing our manic seasons in the South.
I love you man.....
I just imagine The South being pernamently victim of Mother Nature and her batshit crazy WINTER/SUMMER switch that has a 2 day delay between seasons known as False Fall and Spriumer.
Back when I was a kid, here in NC the weather in mid- to late-September was just about perfect: clear, sunny days with low humidity, highs in the low-80s, and overnight lows in the upper-50s. Perfect for all sorts of outdoor stuff. But now, it just feels more like the month of August has 60 days in it instead of 31.... :(
It's 81°F with 54% humidity and I still feel like I'm going to die walking to the mailbox in NC thanks climate change
So true..from a NC native still here in Winston-Salem.
It's too damn hot in NC now. We won't get fall weather till December.
@@TracyfromNC yoooo Winston-Salem represent
@@breawycker it's 75°F at this part of NC
Haven't laughed this hard in a while! Thanks Matt. Great idea for a video! Fake Fall.
This might be your best one yet! This had me rolling with how accurate it was!
"I could smell the pumpkin spice!" 🤣
This was savage by the end. Next tier writing, and as a Memphis man, I am asking that you pray for us as we wait for our two weeks of Autumn.
I moved from South Carolina, 15 years ago, to Minnesota. Today, it was 61° ... It was heavenly! More of the same tomorrow; Clemson football will be on, pumpkin spice candles lit, and a smooth bourbon. The last time I was "home", during the Fall, I almost melted😉 They're fixin' to take my Southern Card away! Thank you for making these videos, they give me a taste of " home", in a place where there's no pimento cheese, no grits, no Duke's Mayo, and no baby shower cheese straws!~
This is amazing!
Can confirm that the lower humidity is nice for all of the 7 seconds it sticks around before it gets hot again
I've spent the majority of my 45 years in Texas. For the last 3 years I've lived in Maryland. Fall can be picturesque, but you have to capture that photo on the perfect color changing leaf falling day and then everything is ugly until spring. What we all picture as fall in the north really only lasts 2-3 weeks.
Indeed.
Switch from Summer hassling you to Winter coming too soon.
Plus, the longing for Spring is every bit as hard as this video depicts the longing for fall.
Love the fall colors but they are harbingers of bad things to come.
Maryland is not "north", it's mid-Atlantic. I moved to northern NJ last summer and both fall and spring were nice and long. I was able to turn off the AC and keep my windows open for weeks. In fact, it's already started cooling down up here, it was in the seventies most of this week and isn't supposed to get over 83 for the foreseeable future. I lived in northern Ohio for two years back in the mid-2000s and it was the same. Super nice and long fall and spring.
As someone who has lived mostly in the North, Fall is beautiful. Spring. Spring is ugly and full of mud.
@@AdeleiTeillana Everything North of I-10 is north to me .... so .....
And this is why I'm in Minnesota. I prefer the cold because you can always put clothes on, but you can only take so much off until you get arrested for "public indecency."
This!!
Sub zero temperatures is in no way more comfortable than 90 degree summer days. The high plains can get hot too, not to mention the winters are intolerable.
I think this might be why it’s technically legal for women to be naked in public Texas (not that I have ever seen anyone test the law).
That is what iced tea is for
@@willp.8120 The midwest is just horrible all the way around. I lived in Kansas for 4 years. I'd rather live just about anywhere else.
I’m a northern type but have lived in the south most of my life. I now live in Alabama. This post is so freaking accurate. Especially the last scene with the “light dusting”. Southerners freak out over the sleet here. That’s all it is, sleet, and they act like it’s a 12 foot snow storm & empty out the grocery store. You freaking sweat from the humidity while it’s sleeting outside here! These crazy people walking around with coats, scarfs and boots while wearing shorts. It’s the funniest thing ever. I’d give anything for real snow just once here! They’d lose their minds, my Alabama born & raised hubby right with them. Lol!
the reason why Southerners freakout over snow/sleet so much is because unlike Northern states we do not budget any state funds towards removing any frozen precipitation off of the roads. because it may only happen bad enough to warrant it every like 7-10 years. the issue is that when it does, it literally brings all movement to a standstill for a week.
I was driving one day and there was a person walking down the road in super thick winter pants, jacket, scarf, and hoodie. It was 70 degrees!
Funny.
It's 82 at 1 PM in extreme NE Georgia and I was giddy at how cool it was. Tomorrow it will be 85 degrees with 85 percent humidity. Pick your battles Matt.
This was literally my neck of the woods in Florida last night. It was cold here last night, rained like God was trying to drown us, and then had the gall to be hot and muggy today. Incredible timing y'all.
I feel like Matt is warming up to be a Disney princess. He's got the issues down, probably can start singing, now he just needs an animal friend to confide in. 🤣
I can totally relate!! Lived in SE TN for most of my life. We moved way up the valley to the upper part of Virginia, between the Alleghenies and Blue Ridge mountains. We actually have a long fall and longer winter. Snow in November! It was weird when Spring didn't show up until late March, and even as late as April. I miss living in the "Real South," but I don't miss the heat!
Hahaha we were just looking at the upcoming forecast this morning, and I said, ohh no, that’s just false fall, it’ll be back in the 90’s by next weekend 😂😂😂
It's so true, it's depressing. So many Halloweens, Thanksgivings and Christmases wearing shorts and sweating. We were stationed in Illinois 7 years, and the only good thing about it was Fall.
A loooong time ago, I grew up in Michigan (I now live in N. FL/S. GA) and Matt, you really nailed my thoughts on Fall.
Me too. I live in AZ now. **cries hot, dehydrated tears**
Sadly, even up north only gets a few weeks of true Fall nowadays. When I was a kid growing up in Benzie county, you always had to plan your Halloween costume around the chance of needing to wear a snowsuit. Nowadays? I don't remember when the last time kids even needed a windbreaker while making the rounds for trick or treating.
A heatstroke outside Fannie Farkles 🤣😂. I love that people outside of the area of seeing Gatlinburg as a fine holiday destination (yes ALL holidays can be celebrated in Gatlinburg) have no idea the references he makes. Had a couple cool evenings over the weekend and made me think of fishing the little pigeon with a barrage of leaves falling around.
As a floridan born and raised. I honestly would love to experience 4 seasons. Its just been raining everyday for 3 straight months so far
Hopefully you didn’t have a heat stroke wearing your fall and winter clothes for this skit
I tried twice moving north. First time, straight north. Survived only 5 months because of the harsh winter before moving back. Few years later, I decided to try the northwest. Survived exactly 1 year and came back. Winter was actually paradise there considered to the last place. What made me come back was the lack of all southern things. No good food, no southern hospitality, nothing. Now, I'm trying to move north again, but just right on the edge of the southern boundary. Maybe I can find a cool breeze there while still having all things that make the south wonderful.
Have you tried the Midwest it's basically the South but better. We have hot humid summers, an actual fall, cold Winters with snow, Spring, and good food plus we are known for our hospitality.
That is so true. I love the midwest, its where I call home ❤
So true Matt! We just had 2 nights of 68 degrees! But I knew it was just a tease and now it’s gone. 😅
I live in Miami, FL and right now I would give anything for a breeze right now even a cat 1 or cat 2 hurricane. It’s hot, humid and almost every afternoon we have thunderstorms.
My least favorite is that week in March or April where you get your first “feels like 90 degrees” and you know it’s about to get like that and stay like that for 9 months
Matt never fails! This is so accurate.
"85.....percent humidity...." true
I got excited looking at the forecast this week here in Southern Virginia when I saw "high of 72" I did a little cheer 😅
Along the Gulf Coast, we feel blessed right now to have a low of 72 for a couple hours some mornings.
Isn’t that weather coming from the remnants of Hurricane Earl, lol.
" .....it will last about as long as a smile on nick sabon's face" that's funny right there.
"you know you're not getting a fall for more than 2 weeks" hey 2 weeks is good enough, I'll take it. Also, I would never trade the South for a "normal" fall.
I love Matt's humor and passion for his roles.
Two ill-placed, unofficial "seasons" only Southerners will understand... Indian Summer and Blackberry Winter. 😅
In the Appalachia’s we have Redbud winter, Dogwood Winter, and Blackberry winter
@@dianamitethe1nonly703 Uh-huh. Now, which one of those falls under "Unnecessary Apostrophe Season?"
"ready for a light dusting?"
**laughs in Pennsylvania, where I'll continue laughing after Tenn-Pitt**
LOL.!!!! I'm from memphis, tn, humidity capital of the south and I can sooooooooooo relate to this and have also just been found guilty of most of these false fall starts.
“Humidity capital of the south”?!?
In Tennessee?!?
Lol
@@choccolocco okay, New Orleans may have us beat but we're close!
@DANCAST been to florida several times and it's hot but usually a windy hot from my experience. in Memphis we have heat indexes well over 100 that make you not want to step foot outdoors during the day. just ........nasty hot. Not been much further south in Florida than Orlando. Mostly panhandle.
Alabama here, and you can get soaking wet by just walking outside sometimes. And it gets real hot as well.
Visited moorehaven, Florida years ago, and even ours didn’t compare to late evenings there. Every single day a storm would come through around 3-5, and after that the place was like a sauna. You could SEE the humidity, lol
@@choccolocco wow! note to self to NOT go to Moorehaven. Okay, maybe Memphis could be worse. I was actually thinking of Mobile as a humid spot too. Thanks for the info. lol have a groovy week.
So true. I live in southeastern Virginia. Yesterday the temperature dropped below 80 degrees with a great breeze. I almost turned off the air conditioner. And our local Kroger got pumpkins already. I was so excited until I saw our local weather forecast it's going back up into the upper 80's next week 🙄. Oh well typical Hampton Roads weather 🤷♀️🤣!
My dad always cranks up the a/c on Christmas morning so we can have a fire in the fireplace.
Okay Matt, you finally forced my hand and I had to subscribe to your channel. This was too good that I can't miss any others like it.
This shit was FACTUAL!!!!!!!!!!!! All TRUE Southerners would rather have year round Fall with 1 month of Summer thrown in.
Spring or Fall. Works for me, either way!😃
@@jenniferkay9789 Agreed!
I was born and raised in South Texas but have lived in Sydney, Australia for 21 years. For some strange reason, people believe the lie that Sydney is warm. It is not. Although temperatures rarely fall below freezing, it stays unpleasantly chilly for most of the year. Some years there is a kind of "false spring" that usually happens in August. My first year living here, I recall happily putting away my winter clothes like I would have done in Texas, only to have to get them back out again a few days later. I miss having true, full-on, uninterrupted summers that last for six months or longer. In Sydney, we're lucky to have a summer that lasts more than six weeks.
I didn't know that about Sydney -thanks for the info!
Absolutely some wonderful ones liners in here! “Copperheads and kudzu”. I’m still laughing!
OMG this is SO GOOD! I think I've watched it 20 times! That little giggle! SO. MUCH. TALENT!! Love it love it love it!!!
Man, I miss Alabama. ♥😆
I live in Utah, now. Here, this sketch would start off the same, but before Fall finished his second sentence, he'd get tackled from the side by a Winter dressed in full riot gear.
So True! I’m a 61 year old Southern boy from South Carolina! So true! Hillarious!
your content is actually better than 'it's a southern thing" lately. Good job.
For some reason his hopeful face reminds me of when I was waiting for orders out of C school in the Navy. I was hoping to get somewhere with a lot of seasons. Instead I got a tropical island that’s like Brunswick, Georgia in august 24/7/365. 😂
False fall is the best thing for college guys. The girls take home their summer clothes and bring their sweaters then when Indian Summer hits guys lend T-shirts to the girls & get a date.
So true it hurts. Except for winter bringing snow... the best we get here on the Tx GulfCoast is we get to watch folks go about in parkas, surf shorts, crocks (no flip flops below 70 degrees) and a sweat soaked ski cap. Love this LOVE THIS
Always a good laugh or two. Happy Friday!
False Fall almost makes me miss living in a state that has 4 seasons... and then I remember the Snowpocalypse of 2016.
Copperheads and kudzu 🤣👌
Those are the secondary state mascots of Kentucky
Sounds like the kind of light dusting that led to Dwight pummeling Jim with rock-infused snowballs
This is comedy gold!!
...are you hallucinating again?😂
lolololo...I am so glad I am already subscribed. Matt you are amazing. I love you. Your Mother must be one very proud lady.
I love this! You are hilarious 😂 😃
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! OMG, every time I think Matt has absolutely maxed out his hilariousness on a video, he goes and tops it with the next video! ... And to be honest, 85% humidity is a damn sight better than 100% humidity, which we have. All day. Every day. Walking across my yard is like walking on a wet sponge. I have to pressure wash my siding every 6 months to knock the mildew off of it.
I gave up on having potted plants on my patio. I just have artificial flowers from the dollar tree now. 😂😂
I live in Phoenix, Can relate. I find solace in the near perfect gun laws.
Absolutely the best ever truths in the south!
The little giggle got me 😂 Alabama here and I feel this man’s emotions.
dude i found ur channel like 2 months ago. I love it. This video is sooo true. I live in South Carolina. We get 2 weeks of fall, 2 weeks or less of spring, and at least a couple months of winter. The rest is Summidity for 8 to 10 months lol
I feel this! At this point, send me a hurricane so I can have a cool breeze for longer than 5 minutes 😂❤
😳 Don't say that Jenifer, I live in Southern Louisiana 😂
OMG this video could not have come out at a more perfect time. This has been VA for the last week. Couple days nice and cool, open the windows and enjoy the breeze, then a day of summer going "NO, I AM STILL HERE" with mid to upper 80's with the humidity at like 120.
Hey man, up north, we have this thing called “Second Winter.” It’s very similar to this, just the other way around.
yes! I'm in upstate NY and we can get a beautiful spring-like day in mid April only to get socked by a major snow storm the next day....
@@peachsangria8704 Illinois too ! Snow flurries on April 15 !
Yeah. Old man winter likes to play games too.
I moved to New England from southern California last December. I must have thought winter here was over about half a dozen times before I just decided to shrug and wait for the end of April.
@@barryon8706 I've a friend from Goa,India who arrived in Chicago on a Dec. day - it's been a lot of years ago but I don't think he's ever recovered from the shock . He lives here in downstate Il. - cold but not as bad as Chi. w/ Lake Michigan weather fronts - " Windy City " !!!
We feel the same in the midwest. 😂😂😂
"Did you open up all the windows and turn off the AC? Because that is a rookie mistake!" LOL!!! And yet, I do this *EVERY YEAR!* I'm 52 years old, I've lived in the South my entire life, and I *STILL* get fooled by false fall every time! 🙂
Next to the Hubby Vision video, this is my absolute favorite! Ya’ll have nailed fall in the south. Bravo!
Yep, so true y'all!!
Lol!!!
So true Matt!
I to love a crisp frosty morning… finally in December!
Hilarious! Well done Matt!
As someone who lived in Minnesota for 30+ years, I agree that Up North Fall is great. Just be sure to get out of there before the snow starts in mid Nov (or even late Oct).
we just had false fall, it was a great Tuesday
Moved from Texas to Michigan for six months many years ago. My very first morning there I stepped outside and it was 55 in June. I was like "What is this black magic wizardry?" That was when I said I want Texas in the spring and Michigan in the summer.
😆 this was great!
Lived in Texas for five years, definitely know what this is like. Up in NY we have false spring.
I would love to be this guy's neighbor. Coming outside and seeing him talk to absolutely nothing! Lol 🤣
This is the first year in as long as I can remember where September wasn't Summer 2.0 and actually brought in autumn like it used to 15 years ago. An entire month of fall was wonderful, but they're calling for winter to be really cold so I bet it'll show up some time this month. Could you imagine 3 months of fall?!
That nick saban smile didn’t last too long in January. 33-18 gumps
Go Dawgs!!
Lol 85… “O that’s actually good”
“Humidity you didn’t let me finish”
Lmao love it