This is How You DON'T Play Super Mario RPG REEmake

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
  • After enduring the horror show that was Phil's playthrough of Super Mario Bros. Wonder, now it is time for the remake of a classic Super Nintendo RPG that Nintendo collaborated with Square back in 1995, Super Mario RPG.
    Join Phil as he controls Mario, Mallow, Geno, Bowser and Princess Peach as they try to stop the Smithy Gang from taking over the Mushroom Kingdom while enduring the most cringeworthy voice acting by Phil, bad tactics, getting lost in mazes and stuck with cryptic puzzles as well as having streams where Phil doesn't get anything from his chat because quite frankly, nobody owes Phil anything. Enjoy this one even if it's more tame compared to the previous TiHYDP and I will see you all for a TiHYDP of a old DSP playthrough from 10 years ago and for TiHYDP Super Metroid Game Grumps Edition.
    Thanks for watching in advance, please do support this by giving a like, leaving comments and sharing to helping getting my channel recommended to those who are not aware of my channel's existence and please go above and beyond by subscribing and turning on the notification bell for future content I have planned this year. ^_^
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    The video is intended to be a critique to the follow individual(s) and should not be considered a personal attack on their content. Please don't get offended by this and realise this is the personal opinion of the maker of this This is How You DON'T Play Montage and that also means not attacking the maker of this video and leaving abusive sympathy comments defending Phil's stupidity and thinking his is above criticism when he is clearly not, failure to adhere to this will result in your abusive and hateful comments being reported and you being blocked. Thank you for understanding.
    No copyright was infringed in the making of this video, please support the official release and fight piracy!#darksydephil
    Clips/Memes Used:
    Xenoblade Chronicles 3
    Gaming in the Clinton Years - Donkey Kong Country
    Filthy Frank
    Final Fantasy VII Remake
    Nostalgia Critic - Super Mario Bros. Movie (1993)
    Spongebob Squarepants
    House
    Cyberpunk 2077
    Pippa Pipkin
    Trailer Park Boys
    Clownality by ‪@josterplays8128‬
    Xenoblade Chronicles 2
    Billy Connolly
    DarkNyteDante's Let's Survive Series
    Pacific Rim
    My Hero Academia
    The Iron Sheik
    The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
    DarkReichPhil GIF by Joster
    Monty Python
    Fire Emblem Three Houses
    Bottom
    Angry Joe
    Hitler DSP say "BANNED!!!" x5 by ‪@DragonSlayerProduction‬
    SNK Celebrity Jeopardy!
    WWF/WWE
    JonTron
    Korone
    Dumb & Dumber
    Tropic Thunder
    George Carlin narrates TTTE
    Filthy Frank
    Beyond Belief - Fact or Fiction
    Pokemon Anime
    Clownality v2 by Joster
    DSP Memes
    Music/SFX Used:
    Super Mario RPG Remake OST
    Super Mario World Cartoon intro card music
    Super Mario 64 "So long, Bowser" SFX
    Krusty's Laugh
    Cartoon SFX
    Seth Rogen's Laugh
    Adventures of Link: The Faces of Evil
    Get Fucked Vine
    Soma Julius Cruz noises
    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door OST - Main Theme
    Hitler Speech
    TF2 Heavy Voice
    Resident Evil (1996) Intro
    DENIED!!! SFX from Unreal Tournament
    Rambo and Howard respond to DSP
    Super Mario Bros. OST - Lost Life
    Ultra Combo - Killer Instinct
    Tropic Thunder
    Among Us Sus SFX
    Monty Python
    Father Ted
    Fallout 4
    Who Wants to be a Millionaire 2007 Music
    DSP Shower Meme
    Metroid Prime OST - Crashed Frigate
    #ThisisHowYouDontPlay #SuperMarioRPG #supermario #nintendoswitch #DSPGaming #DarksydePhil #NintendoSalt #inklingworldorder
    MMXXIV - Desert Squiddo Arts UK/Inkling World Order.

Комментарии • 90

  • @TheArceusftw
    @TheArceusftw 6 месяцев назад +8

    While admittibly one of Phil's less painful playthroughs, it still reeks of his usual Phil-isms like bad attempts at "Voice acting" and "Comedy", him being screwed by his sluggish reflexes as well as padding out the stream for artificial "engagement". Again, if it's any solice, At least we probably won't have to stomach him Raging at the post game boss rematches.(Although I dread Phil's attempt at the TTYD remake.)

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  6 месяцев назад +3

      At least him not doing the post game content is a blessing, but that's foreshadowing what's about to come when we get to TTYD.

  • @jonwootton2142
    @jonwootton2142 5 месяцев назад +3

    Phil:Nyeeer, arepeegee overload
    Also Phil:Plays RPGs anyway

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  5 месяцев назад

      Yep, Phil’s usual double standards as par the course

    • @jonwootton2142
      @jonwootton2142 5 месяцев назад +1

      Every day is Opposite Day for him, too A paypig asks him to do something and he refuses to do it

  • @DesertFerret7
    @DesertFerret7 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is going on my list so I can watch it later. It's been a while since we seen projects like this. The wait was worth it, Mitch.

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 6 месяцев назад +5

    Long Live the Spirit of the Zero Dollar Stream. May it grace us for a Third Time in the Near Future!

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 5 месяцев назад +2

    51:48 DSP: *admits to planning out having the Anti-Status Ailment equipment for the Axem Rangers fight from his Hand hold chat*
    also DSP: *REFUSES to Try and Fight Nyx Avatar Again with Anti-Charm Equipment to FINISH A PLAYTHROUGH THAT PEOPLE PAID HIM TO DO!!!!!!*

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  5 месяцев назад

      Wouldn't be surprised if he did that.

    • @mitchellalexander9162
      @mitchellalexander9162 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@mitchdesertsquiddogaming And oh he did. With the Documented TIHYDP on Persona 3 and Nyx's Night Queen fucking Phil over.
      A Dent asked him later when he Figured out the Scarface: World is Your Infinite Money Trick with the MAX Balls Code -> Sperm Donation -> Money Trick to get an infinite Money Cheat.
      The Dent asked if he would try Nyx Avatar again with the Equipment and he flat out refused.

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 5 месяцев назад +1

    54:19 I'm not surprised the Game you Just Played Quiz is going like this because of how Phil Values Games as 'How can I turn this into a Payout?'

  • @ThatAnnoyingBird
    @ThatAnnoyingBird 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'm hoping, I'm PRAYING he plays TTYD in the middle of the "RPG overload"! It has everything he could have ever wanted and more: Being a Nintendo game first of all, and RPG, a gameplay loop that encourages and rewards experimentation and creativity with the badge system, overworld segments that also encourage exploration and backtracking with new abilities to discover Shines to upgrade your party, and a very specific questionably designed party member that has a high chance of sending his puritan rage through the roof :3
    It would be the highlight of the year for me just like ToTK was last year.

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  5 месяцев назад +1

      Yep, TiHYDP of ToTK will be coming this year and I am certain he’ll play TTYD so two potentially great TiHYDPs will be coming this summer. 😁

    • @EarthPhantomTS
      @EarthPhantomTS 4 месяца назад

      "a very specific questionably designed party member that has a high chance of sending his puritan rage through the roof :3"
      Which one :P? There's, like, 3 that could apply to!
      (yesIknowyoumeanFlurrie...but I kinda wanna see his reaction to a different, more Fire/Ghost-type character, now that I think about it)

  • @EarthPhantomTS
    @EarthPhantomTS 4 месяца назад +2

    15:40 Did he...fail to notice the enemy's name was a different color? And had that "Special" tag next to it? Does Phil pay attention to *anything?!*
    (yesIknowtheanswer'sno)

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  4 месяца назад

      He never pays attention at all, he’s too busy looking at the next tipper or moderating his chat.

    • @EarthPhantomTS
      @EarthPhantomTS 4 месяца назад

      @@mitchdesertsquiddogaming Indeed, the chat is a distraction and detriment.

  • @MrDarksol
    @MrDarksol 6 месяцев назад +1

    This was a very fun time thing to watch live especially with 1 person bringing out some very very fun Mario R PG tips that I never heard about when comparing the english in Japanese versions. While this was a very shorter amount of Phil being stupid it still doesn't change the fact that he was being very very dumb and his voice acting was very terrible. At least we had Aerath with her chair, Nia, Sothis, Dimitri and everyone in chat to balance it out so great job with this video Mitch!

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  6 месяцев назад

      And of course let's not get started with Phil's pathetic attempts of voice acting, it was painful to go through.

  • @stephenaremu78
    @stephenaremu78 5 месяцев назад +2

    Yo you did the Mario world cartoon reference awesome

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 5 месяцев назад +1

    37:38 *SteveoftheDead and his DSP is a Bad Pet owner because of Jasper's possible UTI Infection than Phil didn't spend money on has entered the Chat*

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  5 месяцев назад

      Yep, Phil doesn't pay attention to Jasper's potential health problems, he believes that the vet should give Jasper a pill and leave him somewhere.

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 3 месяца назад +1

    You know that contribution animation of younger Phil dancing like a superdolt? That is one of the cringiest things I've ever seen. He looked like even more of a goober back then.

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 6 месяцев назад +3

    5:10 Okay the Nostalgia Critic bit got me

  • @nightwingnl5354
    @nightwingnl5354 6 месяцев назад +1

    I watched this instead of F1 this morning and it looks like I made a good choice

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  6 месяцев назад

      Yeah, the Grand Prox has become just as boring as watching Phil’s playthroughs raw. Thank goodness I am here to fix that.

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 5 месяцев назад +1

    52:16 *Insert SteveoftheDead's PROOF that Phil is a Bad Pet owner here*

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 6 месяцев назад +3

    8:48 And a few Days Later Infinite Wealth would both Give Us Two Iconic Phil Moments:
    1. *EAT MY SHIT WITH THE SPOON ILL MAIL TO YOU!!!!* When Phil had his 'Ichiban is literally Me Moment' Clowned on which even Phil IMMEDIATELY Realized How bad he fucked up falling for that taunt. And then went on his apology tour the Day After.
    2. RPG Burnout is killing the Channel OH but you cant Say Like a Dragon Infinite WEALTH is a Bad RPG that was killing the Channel THAT IS ENTIRELY BALDUR'S GATE 3'S FAULT!!!
    Who REALLY Needs to eat their shit with a spoon here?

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  6 месяцев назад

      Yep, Phil wants to replace JRPGs that are worth playing with ones no one has asked for (ie: replaying Fallout 4).

    • @mitchellalexander9162
      @mitchellalexander9162 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@mitchdesertsquiddogaming I hope Elden Ring and Fallout 4 Absolutely Crater.

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 6 месяцев назад +2

    A Faint Tracker? Man if this was ANY Other RPG in the late game that thing would have its work cut out for it.

  • @stephenaremu78
    @stephenaremu78 5 месяцев назад +3

    Show this to Dante he's going to laugh his ass off

  • @jeffdidnot
    @jeffdidnot 6 месяцев назад +1

    Good video. This goes to the list.

  • @hockeyfanatic95
    @hockeyfanatic95 5 месяцев назад +1

    41:37 I think I died maybe once bc I got overzealous and didn't heal but wholy fuck my guy.

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  5 месяцев назад +1

      And yep, Special Enemies need to be taken care of quickly because they can be super dangerous.

  • @stephenaremu78
    @stephenaremu78 5 месяцев назад +2

    Tenchi: Phil my girlfriend's can play better than you. Ayeka: even my little sister ahahaha ahahaha

    • @stephenaremu78
      @stephenaremu78 5 месяцев назад

      Who is your favorite girl in that anime

  • @sapphirezx315
    @sapphirezx315 5 месяцев назад +1

    I own Super Mario RPG and it's fun imo

  • @jonsoto8233
    @jonsoto8233 6 месяцев назад +6

    DSP's atrocious voice acting and skillless game play match his entitled attitude

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  6 месяцев назад +1

      Yep, it’s no wonder why he’s losing his fanbase and people will not want to talk to him.

  • @Flamestar320
    @Flamestar320 6 месяцев назад +2

    Alright, be prepared for a long comment here, folks.
    _Super Mario RPG Remake._ Before this remake came out, I haven't played the original SNES title. I'm very happy that Nintendo brought it over to the Switch this past November!
    As usual with _Mario_ games, it's filled to the brim with charming characters with great writing, a nice presentation, and a soundtrack with so many iconic tunes that were remade by the original game's composer. And, of course, fun gameplay that can make you lose track of time.
    As of February 2024, the remake had sold over 3 million copies, already outselling the original game. It makes me very excited that with this, along with the upcoming _Paper Mario Thousand Year Door_ remake that Nintendo has been listening to the criticisms of the modern _Paper Mario_ games. They have their qualities, absolutely. But from what I understand, they're not nearly as celebrated as the older Mario RPGs.
    However, that may be changing if the success of _Super Mario RPG Remake_ is anything to go by.
    There's also a chance of the _Mario & Luigi_ series making a return. Apparently, Nintendo has been making surveys asking what the fans want in future Mario RPGs. I'd love for them to make a collection of the previous _Mario & Luigi_ games for the Switch/its successor!

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  6 месяцев назад +1

      Hopefully the success of Super Mario RPG could pave the way for remakes of the Mario & Luigi games, we should see when Paper Mario TTYD remake comes out next month.

    • @Flamestar320
      @Flamestar320 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@mitchdesertsquiddogamingIIRC, _Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga_ and _Bowser's Inside Story_ have already recieved remakes for the 3DS. It's an odd choice, considering that the Switch was already out by the time that both of the remakes were released. They both sold pretty poorly as a result.
      Nintendo could port them over to the Switch/its successor. But only time will tell on what they plan to do with the _Mario & Luigi_ series.
      This is a personal hope, but if Nintendo does bring back the series, I'd love for them to go back to the pixelated style of the older _M&L_ titles.

    • @mitchellalexander9162
      @mitchellalexander9162 6 месяцев назад +2

      I will only believe that Paper Mario is TRULY BACK when the Seventh Game plays more like the Classic Paper Mario Games.

    • @Flamestar320
      @Flamestar320 6 месяцев назад +1

      @mitchellalexander9162 That's a fair stance. Maybe the next original _Paper Mario_ will be more like the first 2 games if the _Thousand-Year Door_ remake is a success.

  • @stephenaremu78
    @stephenaremu78 5 месяцев назад

    Are you going to do the super Mario Brothers 3 this is how you don't play with a Mario 3 cartoon reference?

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  5 месяцев назад

      Sadly I don’t have plans to make TiHYDP Super Mario Bros. 3 at this time.

    • @stephenaremu78
      @stephenaremu78 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@mitchdesertsquiddogaming it's cool have u watched that 1?

  • @jefferythibodeaux5573
    @jefferythibodeaux5573 6 месяцев назад +3

    How the hell did he screw up an easy as hell remake?

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  6 месяцев назад +3

      Because it's Phil, even easy games can be too much work for him.

    • @jefferythibodeaux5573
      @jefferythibodeaux5573 6 месяцев назад

      @@mitchdesertsquiddogaming his characters died so much and so easily, don’t think I ever had game over until the post game super bosses

  • @majorquack3900
    @majorquack3900 5 месяцев назад +1

    Wow, I didnt know Bowser was a slave trader in another life. 😮 But serriously, he uses the same voices for EVERYTHING, and than acts like his voice acting is hard work. 🙄

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  5 месяцев назад +2

      I cannot get that image of the slave trader voice Phil made to voice Bowser. That's just messed up now I think about it.

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 5 месяцев назад +1

    58:24 >sudoku considering
    Turn to the Dark Side and turn your Hatred Outward.

  • @dalejhunter1
    @dalejhunter1 6 месяцев назад +3

    I haven't had the chance to get Super Mario RPG so I dunno what's different with it compared to the '95 version. But I'm expecting pain, suffering, and whole lot of manbaby whining. Or... you know... dead air because Phil's just boring as dirt.
    Edit: Excuse me, that was rude. Dirt's more entertaining than Phil. My apologies to any dirt enjoyers out there.

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  6 месяцев назад

      This game has more post game content, optional rematches with the bosses and new special powers in the game.

  • @Impaired_Impi
    @Impaired_Impi 5 месяцев назад +1

    Phil's brilliant commentary is to repeat what is happening on the screen.🙄

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  5 месяцев назад +1

      Yep, he always regurgitating what he says day in, day out with every playthrough rather than stopping and thinking it's his own doing and skill issue that's the problem, not the game.

  • @mos_tekmusic7285
    @mos_tekmusic7285 4 месяца назад +1

    Just realized how wild it is that we had to read dialogue in a fully rendered cutscene in 2024.

    • @tessaPMpro
      @tessaPMpro 4 месяца назад +1

      It's a Mario game, what did you expect?

    • @mos_tekmusic7285
      @mos_tekmusic7285 4 месяца назад

      @@tessaPMpro sound effects??? Literally anything is better in a fully rendered cutscene. That doesn't look visually appealing.

    • @tessaPMpro
      @tessaPMpro 4 месяца назад +1

      @mos_tekmusic7285 I disagree and I don't see why some people have such a stick up their arse about it, I loved the cutscenes.

    • @mos_tekmusic7285
      @mos_tekmusic7285 4 месяца назад

      @@tessaPMpro good for you? Nobody cares lol like wut? It doesn't matter what you think. Visually froman artistic standpoint it doesn't look good to have dialogue written on screen while theres a whole cutscene playing. This is such a silly conversations what do you actually know artistically about video games?? Ma'am what games do you actually play? Mario and fortnite? Like not to sound sexist but honestly.

    • @tessaPMpro
      @tessaPMpro 4 месяца назад

      @@mos_tekmusic7285 🤓

  • @fbi-chan9032
    @fbi-chan9032 5 месяцев назад +2

    Is he playing on easy mode 😂😂

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  5 месяцев назад +2

      I think he's played it on normal mode, but Super Mario RPG is quite an easy game, but in the more accessible for newcomers type to those new to RPGs.

    • @fbi-chan9032
      @fbi-chan9032 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@mitchdesertsquiddogaming fair enough

  • @Alfrednator
    @Alfrednator 6 месяцев назад +1

    how in gods name did screw up so badly on a easy to beat remake and don't get me started on the poor VAing stuff he's so bad at it even some famous Voice Actors do a better job than that train wreck that is Phail.

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  6 месяцев назад +2

      Yep, he kept on making too many mistakes on this remake and focused on his money collecting from his whales.

    • @jefferythibodeaux5573
      @jefferythibodeaux5573 6 месяцев назад +2

      I said the same thing probably one of the easiest games I’ve played