Yep, Phil's just ungrateful that JRPGs are much better than a good chunk of AAA games (apart from Nintendo's 1st party releases), he's also played Metaphor demo and I am again convinced he just cannot admit he hates anything the Japanese makes.
Now that is the BEST double feature This is how you DON'T play I have watched ever! I bet I can practice run Ultimate NES Remix on my Nintendo 3DS better then Phil Burnell, whom he failed at World Champsionship NES Edition due to his impatient and temper tantrum. And he bitch quit the game as a whole due to low tips. I'm now 100% convinced that he is NOT the true Nintendo fan! At least the speed runners can beat the original Super Mario Bros. (1985) in less then five minutes! Also, I like how you add George Carlin's Jim Cole dub from Thomas and Friends and the Robot Chicken episode of Mario. Keep up the good work! 👍
Everything you've seen here is a crowning example of how not to be a Retro Gamer, let alone a Speedrunner and Phil is proof that his impatience has made him more volatile and cranky whenever things don't go his way.
10:23 >wants to Shill Hori Gamepad he overpaid for >Still claims that it stinks You really have to wonder if DSP 'fakes' these problems he has with controls sometimes.
I think his thumbs are too big for controllers as he always seems to be having trouble with controls or he just fakes the problems with controls because he is too rough with his controllers. But of course his Hori Gamepad will always be his controller of choice (despite playing Super Mario Bros. Wonder on which he failed and rage quit at).
A Secret DOUBLE FEATURE?!?!? HOT DOG!!! Also MAN I WISH we could FINALLY Get Sequels and Successors to NES Remix and N.W.C. involving the SNES or Original Gameboy! This stuff Especially the 'Remix stages' were AWESOME!
Same here, I would love to see a NWC SNES and Game Boy edition (and possibly N64) because those would be perfect for those attempting speedruns in the full games and NES Remix needs to be ported for Switch because that game needs to be widely recognised especially the amazing Remix stages.
I think he has something called 'Eyeball Burning Syndrome' with his eyes burning all of the time, like with his incurable Post-Nasal Drip, he need medical help because I am convinced he has so much physical sicknesses that are to him chronic.
What a shock, from a combination of bad reflexes, and a busted Hori controller, Phil proves that he has zero gaming skills yet again.Seriously, when you're even beneath Billy "No.1 Fraudster in gaming" Mitchell in skill level, you have no right calling yourself the King of Retro!
Now this Comment is more Ubiquitous to the 'Whole N.W.C. Playthrough' but it must Really be the WORST THING for Philbert to be faced with his 'Best Time' To anybody else it would be 'Okay How Did I do that before? And How can I do better?' To Phil: *It's a CONSTANT REMINDER of how he will NEVER get back to his Glory Days and horsing Around Years* which is probably especially torturous considering his whole history.
Dave: "Whuuuuut?! Da Buttens Ar Wruuuung!" What do you mean the Buttons are Wrong?! This was a Standard with the NES! Are you saying that You've Played an Nes Game where B is for Jump and A for Attack? Either he's lying of being a King of Retro or he just played LJN NES Games.
Hey, Phil, why don't you just buy an 8bitdo or the Switch SNES controller if the Pro Controller D-Pad is that bad (which it is not perfect, but Phil does exaggerate, the SNES Controller has a great d-pad and works perfectly for me with retro games). I know Phil had a rant about having to buy NES controllers as a pair rather than just the 1 by itself, which is why I just got the SNES controller instead.
lets go king of re- and he died to a FUCKING GOOMBA a GOOM BA yup folks. he is on par with a video game reviewer pro now... edit: loved the yugioh abridged clip :D
Phil could have played better, but let’s not cut any slack for the Switch Pro Dpad. It’s absolutely atrocious for a lot of these older games and anything else that requires any bit of precision.
I can understand where you're coming from, but that kinda is giving Phil WAY too much credit there, it seems that I feel my opinions are disrespected by people who sympathise with Phil's hatred of Nintendo.
You Mitch I'm surprised when you go to Target Walmart whatever I'm surprised you didn't even put a demo for this game know what I mean it would have been a big opportunity for people who never played it
Imagine Phil at an actual Nintendo World Championships.
He'll be 100% disqualified
@@JackHolleworth he will rage quit in a flash.
7:34 *insert EvilAj's TIHYDP MGS3 Gag Here*
>Jeporady theme plays while slowing zooming in on 'B Turbo A Accelerate'
DSP 2008: I dont Know.
Yep, Phil hasn't even a clue to even look at the screen properly or even he needs to wear his real glasses.
19:00 SEE ALSO: DSP's Whiney Baby Tantrum over 'Too Many RPGs' around the Time of the Baldur's Gate 3 Humiliation Saga. feat. Ichiban is literally me
Yep, Phil's just ungrateful that JRPGs are much better than a good chunk of AAA games (apart from Nintendo's 1st party releases), he's also played Metaphor demo and I am again convinced he just cannot admit he hates anything the Japanese makes.
@@mitchdesertsquiddogaming He's STILL STUCK in that FGC USA V.S. JP Mindset. He cant let go of. And Brought Old time Bigotry to it too.
1:27 Off to a Great Start with a Death like that.
Yep, dying to the first Goomba in Super Mario Bros.
Now that is the BEST double feature This is how you DON'T play I have watched ever! I bet I can practice run Ultimate NES Remix on my Nintendo 3DS better then Phil Burnell, whom he failed at World Champsionship NES Edition due to his impatient and temper tantrum. And he bitch quit the game as a whole due to low tips. I'm now 100% convinced that he is NOT the true Nintendo fan! At least the speed runners can beat the original Super Mario Bros. (1985) in less then five minutes! Also, I like how you add George Carlin's Jim Cole dub from Thomas and Friends and the Robot Chicken episode of Mario. Keep up the good work! 👍
Everything you've seen here is a crowning example of how not to be a Retro Gamer, let alone a Speedrunner and Phil is proof that his impatience has made him more volatile and cranky whenever things don't go his way.
10:23 >wants to Shill Hori Gamepad he overpaid for
>Still claims that it stinks
You really have to wonder if DSP 'fakes' these problems he has with controls sometimes.
I think his thumbs are too big for controllers as he always seems to be having trouble with controls or he just fakes the problems with controls because he is too rough with his controllers. But of course his Hori Gamepad will always be his controller of choice (despite playing Super Mario Bros. Wonder on which he failed and rage quit at).
Amazing content to come back to after ive been on holiday
Yep, hope you enjoyed this one, more to come soon.
@mitchdesertsquiddogaming it's a great watch watching the so called "retro king " play and absolutely fail
Phil is bad enough at gaming. GOD, KEEP HIM AWAY FROM SPEEDRUNNING...
Yep, he cannot even Speedrun at all, he rushes through games badly and blindly.
Ooh boy, here we go again Phil’s Drawpped Inpoots Simulator And by that I mean Nintendo games
Yep, Phil's brain seriously cannot handle games that require some athletic-level reflexes and precision.
Yep, from Souls/Borne games to Super Mario, he can’t seem handle the mechanics
"King of retro" : Na-da but how about "King of ruining retro" : YES
Sounds about right.
The *Bitch Quit* Effect is REALLY getting is Exercise after its End Credits Debut on Sonic Superstars.
Yep, that's what I use whenever Phil rage quits anything he cannot do or if he quits the game.
A Secret DOUBLE FEATURE?!?!? HOT DOG!!!
Also MAN I WISH we could FINALLY Get Sequels and Successors to NES Remix and N.W.C. involving the SNES or Original Gameboy! This stuff Especially the 'Remix stages' were AWESOME!
Same here, I would love to see a NWC SNES and Game Boy edition (and possibly N64) because those would be perfect for those attempting speedruns in the full games and NES Remix needs to be ported for Switch because that game needs to be widely recognised especially the amazing Remix stages.
He actually competed against others online, wow...
I think he has something called 'Eyeball Burning Syndrome' with his eyes burning all of the time, like with his incurable Post-Nasal Drip, he need medical help because I am convinced he has so much physical sicknesses that are to him chronic.
@@mitchdesertsquiddogaming some truly unbelievable people live on this godforsaken planet...
What a shock, from a combination of bad reflexes, and a busted Hori controller, Phil proves that he has zero gaming skills yet again.Seriously, when you're even beneath Billy "No.1 Fraudster in gaming" Mitchell in skill level, you have no right calling yourself the King of Retro!
Yep, I am convinced both Phil and Billy Mitchell are two peas in separate pods, only Phil's retro skill level is worse in that regard.
Now this Comment is more Ubiquitous to the 'Whole N.W.C. Playthrough' but it must Really be the WORST THING for Philbert to be faced with his 'Best Time' To anybody else it would be 'Okay How Did I do that before? And How can I do better?'
To Phil: *It's a CONSTANT REMINDER of how he will NEVER get back to his Glory Days and horsing Around Years* which is probably especially torturous considering his whole history.
Dave: "Whuuuuut?! Da Buttens Ar Wruuuung!"
What do you mean the Buttons are Wrong?! This was a Standard with the NES! Are you saying that You've Played an Nes Game where B is for Jump and A for Attack? Either he's lying of being a King of Retro or he just played LJN NES Games.
@@martintheyoshi5930 yep, Phil just pretends he is the King of Retro when he’s been hiding his skill issues especially on NES games.
Skill Issues? There's not even a Single Skill-Related thing about that Pigroach! I'd prefer to call it Mental Issues.
Dsp isn't the king of retro,he's nothing but the king of ruining iconic retro games
@@Mr.Feather130 yep, his retro playthroughs are just as bad as any of his typical playthroughs.
@@mitchdesertsquiddogaming true especially playthroughs on modern games are just as bad as his playthroughs for retro games
Hey, Phil, why don't you just buy an 8bitdo or the Switch SNES controller if the Pro Controller D-Pad is that bad (which it is not perfect, but Phil does exaggerate, the SNES Controller has a great d-pad and works perfectly for me with retro games). I know Phil had a rant about having to buy NES controllers as a pair rather than just the 1 by itself, which is why I just got the SNES controller instead.
Yep, the problem is that Phil is too lazy to get a SNES controller and still wants to use the Hori Pad that he shilled out for.
Darn. Made it RIGHT at the end. But it was a great show of his stupidity!
Yep, the VOD is now ready to watch so you can watch it in full from the beginning where you can see how bad Phil fails at Retro games.
lets go king of re- and he died to a FUCKING GOOMBA
a GOOM BA
yup folks. he is on par with a video game reviewer pro now...
edit: loved the yugioh abridged clip :D
@@miciso666 Yep, Phil did one further than Elliot of the SGB by dying to the first Goomba in World 1-1.
Phil could have played better, but let’s not cut any slack for the Switch Pro Dpad. It’s absolutely atrocious for a lot of these older games and anything else that requires any bit of precision.
I can understand where you're coming from, but that kinda is giving Phil WAY too much credit there, it seems that I feel my opinions are disrespected by people who sympathise with Phil's hatred of Nintendo.
You Mitch I'm surprised when you go to Target Walmart whatever I'm surprised you didn't even put a demo for this game know what I mean it would have been a big opportunity for people who never played it