Jojo's Makes Zero Sense. And It's Hilarious
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- Опубликовано: 4 июн 2024
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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 1 is kinda dumb. And I say that in the kindest way possible. So today, instead of breaking things down and analyzing it like I usually do... I'm just gonna go through each episode making fun of it. Enjoy.
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:26 Episode 1
02:50 Episode 2
06:42 GAMERSUPPS BABY
07:44 Episode 3
11:45 Episode 4
14:46 Episode 5
18:06 Episode 6
20:25 Episode 7
21:03 Episode 8
23:56 Episode 9
27:17 Patron Messages
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If you guys liked this, I might turn this into a series at some point for each Jojo part. Not straight away though, I got too many other shows I wanna talk about first 😂
Steins;Gate video is still coming.
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ok so a four-year-long series
Can you please make a review of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency (Arc #2) next?🥹
I'd be up for watchin more JoJo videos from you :D great job!
I love jojo’s, I just got around to watching it in its entirety recently and it’s fun to see people talking about it like it’s new.
Off topic did you know the first 2 episodes of konosuba season 3 were leaked 👀
@@ChickenNugget7 Maybe. I definitely wouldn't have already watched them if I did 👀
Bro thinks this is "JoJo's Average Escapades"😭
LMAO
I feel like escapades is the more bizarre word for adventure
Correction:
"JoJo's Mundane Errands"
@@phillemon7664 Final Correction: JoJo's Standard Occurrence
Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price
A reminder that Dio is canonically a lawyer
So Dio's both a blood-sucker legally and literally.
Fitting.
Explains a lot really😂
That fits way too much
Pure fucking evil
Jojo fans: Jotaro stopping time was the biggest ass pull ever
No it was Jotaro bringing Joseph back to life
Me: who actually watched part 2 and knows Joseph pulls a literal Tommy gun out his ass
And like 7 grenades, all of which he somehow attached to Straizo without him even noticing up until the last second
@@alejandroelluxray5298 exactly
hes from new york, what else do you expect?
I remember in part 2 when they mentioned that the red stone of aja is important and musn't been thrown away but the only helpful thing it did was amplify a ripple to erupt a volcano. It would've been better if they hid it entirely stopping Kars from being a god. God I love Jojo's.
@@ba-bakana4490 well i mean they are immortal and intelligent beings, there would be a high chance they'd figure out where you hid it
I can't believe Dio is finally dead. Huzzuh
Yes, definitely
Definitely.
Definitely.
Definitely.
Ummm definitely?
Fun fact: That girl from Part 4 was the first ever Yandere created. JoJo creates Tropes... like they existed before. Truly *bizarre.*
Not sure about the first, but definitely the most popular and probably among the first. And the weird thing is that Yukako was based off Araki’s wife in the past. Stuff like that and Araki’s…………. bug bite thing makes me question this man. A truly bizarre man indeed who doesn’t age.
@@JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv it is chronologically the first actually
@@JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv You know, seeing how he looks like a 20 at most 30 year old man at 63 I would say that Jojo is just a documentary of his life and he is actually Dio with a wig.😅😂
Actually, Araki is from the future and he time travelled back to the past to "invent" these tropes.
@@LittleDustDustSans that would mean people from the future are bizarre.... glances at gen Z... my goood it was right in front ofvour faces the whole time
"You can't DO THAT" with the voice ascending two octaves is precisely the emotion of every Jojo villain as they die.
real
@@hi_lol. Ghiaccio:
Literally too with Pucci
Fun fact: the first zombie that Jonathan fights it's non other than JACK THE RIPPER!
Jonathan did fight some random unknown zombified cops who were Dio's first victims. But yeah, Jack the Ripper was the first named one.
and he actually goes into the horse to drink blood not to hide
That's not true. it's the Chinese sun tzu-looking ass zombie.
More like jack the ripped I mean LOOK AT THOSE PECKS
@@suryavalluri3894I think he cut the stomach and then gut in and closed it with his hands BRILLIANT STRATEGY!!!
general Patton: you MAGNIFICENT BASTARD *I READ YOUR BOOK!!!!!!*
“Jojos makes zero sense but it’s hilarious”
Yeah that pretty much sums up the entire show.
its bizarre
Not really
@@pinkzero281 It's at minimum 50% of why it's fun.
Yeah JoJo bizarre adventure the first few episodes Sanity was already thrown out of the window
One of my first animes. I regret nothing.
*cough* everything. What did I say?
Well, obviously DBZ was my first, since the ps2.
Jojo is too strong of a start as a first anime I’m surprised you still stuck around on the journey
@@anime_world6684 well my actual first was one punch man in 2019, then I got interested in jojo after all the memes in 2020. I thought jojo was quite intense and absurd. It was absolutely crazy and that's why I liked it, I never took it seriously and laughed out loud each time I tried to guess just what outsmarting bullshittery is around the corner. Also liked the 80 days around the world vibes in stardust crusaders.
I really started getting interested in anime when I watched oregairu and fate, and my friend introduced me to some other animes. 400 titles behind my belt now.
Same, I loved the absurdity of it and it's still my #1 favorite anime
It's not called a "Bizarre Adventure" for a reason lol
It is not called a "bizarre adventure" for no reason lol*
@@giraffenuzZtrue but the way they said it sounds a lot funnier
@@giraffenuzZ It's is the same thing as it is \
"It's called a "Bizzarre Adventure" for a reason" whould be better
@radiantz8710 i wasn't correcting that lmao I just wrote that out for whatever reason
Jonathan going up against Vamp Dio just as a normal man is still one of the greatest fights in the series, especially since it shows a lot of traits that future Joestars will have.
Jonathan vs. Dio before he gets anime powers is almost like a Victorian horror novel. I think Dio's voice actor, Takehito Koyasu, even said that he felt like that encounter was the peak of Part 1 Dio.
@@TheAzulmagia This is the exact reason Part 1 is my brother's favorite part.
i always love when protags have no advantages, and can oly rely on their courage and tenacity
Before you say JoJo’s doesn’t make sense, you must first consider this question: How many breads have you eaten in your life?
Me: Let's see
(Couple hours later) 122908777898678874447 122908777888678874448
Dio: ok that is a lot I mean wow I didn't meant litterly counting
12. I prefer japanese food.
And then there’s that one gluten free guy..
Probably A LOT i eat like 4 breads everyday
“Is araki a time traveller?”
To answer your question, yes he is. He’s a time travelling, stand using, shape shifting, hamon using, heterosexual, definitely straight, vampire and alien.
Baki: "Allow me to introduce myself"
I haven't seen Baki, but from everything I've seen it seems like an even more extreme version of Jojo’s. It scares me 😭
JoJo at least attempts to tell a coherent story, Baki is just 1000+ chapters of absolutely random testosterone fueled bullshit
@@SilverMontegiu oh and that's not it, they love to over complicate moves and have the narrator voice over the fucking minute details dead ass for half the episode
Oh yeah and invisible fucking food@@SilverMontegiu
Obama was there
I find it hilarious when people say Part 1 is the LEAST bizarre section cause wtf
When it has vampires, breathing magic, Dio what are you doing stepbro?, and Jack the Ripper of all people just chilling in a horse
Then you catch up the other parts and just... 19:54
Yeah I kinda agree
The first part is.. The third for me and it's the weirdest shit possible. And it's all without stands and high fashion!
i love that we all accepted the fact that just go for 3+ month, came back with a video like nothing happend, and we just watch no questions asked
I love this comment
A sensible synopsis of part 1, but you forgot the best part.
That guy inside the horse? Jack the Ripper.
I was surprised he didn't mention that.
Jack the ripper is a zombie hiding inside of a horse. Why is that sentence not even that strange, or weird.
@@toastmaster914 we watched too much jojo, we got conditioned
Honestly dissappointed more classic monsters did'nt make an apperance.
@@corryjamieson3909 bruh they had zombies and vampires
If you thought Hamon in Part 1 was wacky, clearly you haven't seen Part 2,
An example is that Joseph Joestar used the hair of a German officer to deflect bullets that came from the fingers of a humanoid that came out of a pillar and said humanoid can somehow learn the entire English(?) language with just a few conversations
Yeah, Battle Tendency was wild.
IMO, Battle Tendency is the most JOJO part out of all parts. It's batshit insane in all the right areas, and it's incredibly inconventional in comparison to other animes. I mean, *all* JOJO parts are very different from your typical shitty isekai copy&paste anime but for part 2 it's especially true.
My favourite part is part 4 due to its pacing, large cast, compelling villan and the protagonist being my favourite Jojo, but part 2 has a well-deserved 2nd place in my list.
that pillar men was also capable of dissmantling an entire mp-40
another example is the final fight, where Joseph crashes a plane into a volcano to try and stop the literally Unkillable being by burning him in lava, except it doesn’t work because said Unkillable being gets armor at the last second and doesn’t die, then he cuts off Joseph’s arm, which somehow still has enough energy to throw a punch (AFTER it’s been cut off mind you), then the volcano explodes, sending the Unkillable being into space where he drifts for the rest of eternity. Joseph is also flung into the air, but somehow he doesn’t die because I guess he falls into the ocean.(?) and there’s also a cyborg Nazi
@@wren_.didn’t the cut-off arm get launched by the volcanic eruption, which was cause by sunlight energy being amplified a million times thanks to a rock Joseph had?
@@wren_.The cyborg Nazi isn't even the evilest guy in the room
because i was 10 and a tad autistic i never questioned anything that happened and now it's my favorite anime ever😭
fucking saaaaame
The exact same situation, except for the last bit
There is only one man more petty and has more hatred for the hero than Dio. Honestly I would be TERRIFIED if Reverse Flash ever met Dio, the amount of evil and trolling they could do. . .oh boy
Also there is the Jojo Anthology songs, one of which being Johnathan’s Ballad. That song is really beautiful I think and show just how tragic his story is.
Trying to explain jojo's plot will make you look like an insane person, you'll end up in arkham asylum.
Not many Diobolical villains like Dio.
If you ever watching Jojo and wonder wtf is going on just remember its not ordinary adventures.
Also second creepiest anime scene with a horse.
“DIObolical”
@@achmodinivswe9500
+10 internets
Diablolical*
Diobolical*
What's the first one? Horse scene from Berserk is creepy only in the manga, right? Cause the anime is not that good.
Love watching people react to and summarize JJBA. I initially watched Jojo's, like, 2 years ago thinking I'd make fun of the show for its artstyle and such.
2 episodes into the show, I was hooked. Now, I'm a chronic sufferer of Jojo brainrot.
That's interesting, The artstyle actually drew me in a bit originally because I didnt like how most popular anime looked at the time (something Ive since grown out of, but probably wouldn't have had I not watched JoJo)
Here with you! I remember watching several episodes and going 'I will watch this season and never touch the show again'
Well, here I am - trying to learn jojo poses...
It makes sense to us though, because we're batshit insane.
If you are genuinely confused, i think hamon is basically the amplification of natural effects, hence healing, growing flowers, and boosting magnetism. Additionally, it is conductive like electricity and so can do things like let you walk on water becuase you can channel the hamon through it, presumably doing something similar to the leaves
Which is the exact opposites of vampires and pillermen
Megumin vs Kurisu was peak cinema,
Studio Laika would be jealous
Part 1 is normal chilll
Compared to the others yeah. Part 7 and 8 had insane plots but were both peak so I guess the more wild it is the better it is
@@forklordbbb8684
Part 1 was written by a 27 year old writing his second manga shortly after the cancellation of his first manga. Taking a lot from what made contemporary action manga great.
Part 7 was made by an experienced manga artist with decades of experience knowing what works, what doesn't and what he wants to do exactly.
So that's probably it
Jotaro:YOU SUCK, also I can stop time too now
Dio:BULLSH*T, HOW
Jotaro:We have similar stands
Dio:What kind of leap in logic is that
Edit:Guys calm down, it's a Team four star reference
I mean given how fate is a real thing in Jojo's bizarre Adventure, as seen through numerous fortune tellers in the series, and Jotaro gained Star Platinum though the psychic distress signal from Jonathan's body it makes total sense that Jotaro would gain a stand that counters The World, furthermore it is established that DIO didn't innately know The World could stop time until Enya the Hag told him so the idea of Jotaro only figuring out he can also stop time during the fight with DIO makes sense too
The similar stand thing also happened wit Hermit Purple and Bug Eaten
Funny thing is: theres actual foreshadowing in part 3 for the jotaro can stop time thing, its just that its never executed well. There are panels where dio uses hermit purple, implying that at least one of the joestars got their stands directly from dio/jonathan (since they technically got their stands because he also did), and a couple of stands have similar enough abilities to be considered "the same kind of stand" (specifically Wheel of Fortune and Strength). The problem is araki never made an effort to point this shit out and just kinda ass-pulled the time stop when he actually could have set it up decently
"WOW ARE STANDS SEEM TO BE SIMILAR IN STRENGTH AND SPEED I HOPE THIS DOESN'T TRANSLATE INTO OTHER SIMILARITIES ZA WARUDO"
-DIO (case sensitive)
You cannot comment if you cannot understand it properly 😂
some beautiful acting you did there, the "YOU CAN'T DO THAT" 10:07 really connected with me on a deep level
well that was me doing the voice acting for that😎
@@CubeTube-vq9to Fantastic comedic vocal range, might I say.
@@ayyewalkdaplank Thanks! My brother was also doing the other part
Your next line will be "next week, you'll get my Battle Tendency review".
16:30 I appreciate the honestly of not pretending to know everything. Araki took huge inspiration from the likes of the First of the Northern Star, a hugely influential manga even to this day. It feels fresh because of Araki's humour and the fact that anime came out not a long time ago, allowing the franchise to influence the new generation' humour
Why on Earth is JoJo so memeable? And how the heck can it get the most references out of any media product in the world!?
"If Touhou references you multiple times, then you are probably a big deal"
@@lpfan4491 Whoooooooaaaaaaaah...
Imma be completely honest, rugby does do that to a person, as a person who has played rugby his entire life, my shoulders are massive but my head is comically small
“Pluck” is an actual word, meaning “spirited and determined courage”, but it’s pretty archaic by today’s standards
Yes, Araki is a time traveller...
Why else do you think he "looks so young" after all these years?
i have a feeling that jojo invented all the insane tropes that we have in modern anime
Jojo was regretfully my first anime. My friend who recommended it to me quickly regretted his decision after the sheer amount of jojo memes that came out of my mouth on a day to day basis. Luckily I grew out of this… one of My other friends wasn’t so lucky.
I loved this video for the most part, but I hate it when people say that hamon makes no sense or is inconsistent. It literally does four things.
1. Increase people’s strength and make them heal better.
2. It flows more easily through organic or electronically conductive substances
3. It burns vampires
4. It has magnetic like after on the things it touches
Aside from fortune telling that one time, that literally all it does in part one.
Thank u so much! I just started watching first season and im feeling fairly stupid
15:07 Dio doesnt have hypnosis powers, his RIZZ is just so big that he can fool most people into doing anything most of the time. A lot of the characters in part 3 talks about Dio's insane Charisma, and how they make them drop their guard SUPER badly.
Another misremembering, apparently, Dio Brando did use hypnosis on Jack the Ripper to do his bidding.
Wow so dio was so hot that literally every one did what he wanted😂
16:58 I completely forgot about Speedwagon using his chest to heat Zeppelli, God I love this Madhouse of a series
After watching this video, this title turned out to be more fitting than the ones you put on the poll
The characters love to spell out everything that’s on their minds and what’s currently happening as simply as possible, and yet JoJo fans somehow still get confused
my guy is making fun of an anime that makes zero sense when "BIZARRE" is in it's name
something somehting he didnt forgot his password
10:24 the situation of "I shoot magically nukes to blow the universe up" and "naw I dodged it" situation if yall didn't use magical probability rock
Oh man, what a lovely story with a bitter sweet ending! 😊 I sure hope Jojo’s children live a happy life and Dio definitely doesn’t return. For any reason. At all. 😀
Pluck means courage because it's from Plucky, which is about showing courage
23:28 the spinning is for more hamon conducting in his fists and the double fists is to have more hamon overall since 2 fists are bigger than one
NGL part 5 Ger Giorno solos every verse except it’s own AU 💀🙏🏻
Great video! Now do part two 🙂
To be fair, the whole thing is so nuts I'm pretty sure it was written on all the drugs. 10 year old me didn't have imagination this balls-to-the-wall.
16:31 I genuinely like to believe that is his stand ability and intends to hide it
I am thoroughly disappointed that you did not add any of the JoJo memes. how dare u
Good vid tho
Dio's "laser eyes" are commonly called space ripper stingy eyes and are made of fluids from Dio's eyes. (maybe water or blood)
Yeah buddy, it ain’t Joe Joe’s Sane Travels, I’d hope it would be wacky and whimsical, even bizarre if you would.
JoJo isn’t dumb, it’s bizarre.
The strangest thing to me when I first watched jojo was wondering where all the stands I heard so much about were. I literally searched it up to make sure I was watching the right show
I love how over the top jojos is
part 2 plz this was the best vid i've seen this week
Make something like this for each part PLEASE this was so fun to watch!!!
I love trying to explain jojos to people. I also love how they skip Jonathan’s baby for part 2 cuz his name is George 😂
Fun Fact: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure was heavily inspired by the series Fist of the North Star.
oh my god this is brilliant! I havent laughed that hard in a while.
I've become so disensitised to Jojo BS that I forget how absurd it has been from the get-go. And people call Phantom Blood boring.
5:15 What’s up with Dio’s goofy mask? Did you see the feathers flocking out his cape? That’s in the same shot! I mean, yeah his hat is goofy, but how do you comment on that when he’s wearing those shoulder wings? Lmao.
Fair point. The entire outfit looks ridiculous 😭
I mean it is the 1880s
the Dio hypnosis thing is cause vampires can hypnotize people, like it's just a standard thing all vampires can do
Hypnosis was already established with Jack the Ripper before the next encounter (that is how Dio controlled him).
The tropes are riffing on existing wuxia and the like such as Hokoto no Ken, which was also fairly direct (and also great).
The primary rule of hamon is that it requires bloodflow and sustained contact for non-organic materials, which is maintained. Adhesive powers seems fairly reasonable in the grand scheme.
Considering that a double-punch has more heat, even if not more force, it would still better counter the freezing.
The Space Ripper Stingy Eyes are actually fluid, and work off the same principle as his freezing, but in reverse (pushing out fluid instead of pulling it in).
I would love it if you made one of these for part 2 because this is hilarious and I am only halfway through
9:00 I'm so glad you brought that up. For the longest time I found out that Jojo fights are basically what would happen if two children were playing and pretend to fight, trying to out-wit each other by constantly coming up with spontaneous new powers and counter-attacks. "I do A" "Oh yea? well my B does C so it blocks your attack A, so now I attack back with D" "While you do D I do E and counter your attack with F". Before I was annoyed by the ass-pulling that was happening in this show, but once I understood that idea, I started to love it.
Thank you for the recap. Please make part 2.
18:41 pluck in English actually just means bravery
Since everybody seems to be saying fun facts then I shall do my own.
Fun fact: I am the person who animated the goofy 3d animated sponsorship segment!
That advertisement was peak
Crazy, seeing you here
When they added the P for "PLUCK", I laughed so hard, the whole "sad" scene was completely ruined. And it was awesome.
It's crazy that I watched the entire season but don't remember it being this batshit crazy at the time, I kept thinking "Am I supposed to be understanding this? Surely it makes sense to everyone else."
I like how each part can be summed up in very simple terms. Part 1 flamboyant Castlevania, 2 flamboyant Indiana Jones, 3 bros go to Egypt, 4 high school murder mystery, 5 mafia hunt schizophrenic, and 6 Jojo in prison
The tropes actually existed before Jojo. You just aren't familiar with the anime that used them. Jojo's really was parodying stuff like Fist of the North Star and other 80s manga. Just goes to show that these tropes have definitely withstood the test of time for better or worse.
This makes me realize that Demon Slayer is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure with Swords and Demons in Taisho-era Japanese.
(Yeah, that checks out.)
Wait. 🤔
This video proved me just how much I can "just enjoy the show." Never questioned that shit
do part3, part 6 and part 7 making Dio the main character
Hahahahahahahaha
That was good.
All hail Dr nefarious and myself for that
Also now that you have said the words of protection you are to be harshly judged by my council.
Hey, there's the homie! I havent been on the discord in a while
19:11 is literally a magical girl move
Cats in jojo:🗿
Dogs in jojo:💀
cant wait for this guy to do a part 8 video
In like 10 years lmao
@@BrandonRTalks also the part is like the same size as parts 1-5 combined
so the video will also be 10 years long
So the 8 parts are arranged like:
#1. Phantom Blood
#2. Battle Tendency
#3. Stardust Crusaders (1/2)
#4. Stardust Crusaders (2/2)
#5. Diamond is Unbreakable (1/2)
#6. Diamond is Unbreakable (2/2)
#7. The Golden Wind (1/2)
#8. The Golden Wind (2/2)
It may be a good idea to include:
#9. Stone Ocean (1/2)
#10. Stone Ocean (2/2)
These don't have to be reviewed in a specific time frame.
@@SeaDog1667-1st theres no steel ball run in ba sing se
@chocolatebar6785 , Steel Ball Run was never formally introduced to the U.S. Besides, the list is of the original Shōnen Jump publication and official timeline, which Steel Ball Run is not part of (taking place in 1890, where in the original, Jonathan Joestar was dead). As for the publication of Steel Ball Run, it only briefly saw use in Shōnen Jump before the series was transferred to V-Jump, a monthly Seinen magazine. Finally, the list I've included covers the Modern Anime, which Steel Ball Run was not a part of in the making of this post.
fun fact: dio does, in fact, have hypnosis. thats how he recruits the jack the rppper
This may be one of the best videos on Jojo's, just because it actually questions it. Thank the algorhythm for bringing me here, I'm just going to subscribe and hope that this becomes a series. Great video :)
yea its part 1
The leave based paraglider looks like, well, balls. Because this show has to be extra at every stage.
At least Dio is finally dead right?
...
RIGHT?!
The zombies also burn in sunlight so all he did was operate the horse until they reached a dark place for the ambush
Omg please do more of these! 😂 Jjba is one of my favorite series and it definitely deserves the amount of roasting you gave it.
I recently started watching JoJo's again with a friend who's never seen it and... You would not believe how many times I had to tell him to "trust the process"
27:55 why didn't you mention how he literally put his two halves together menacingly?
I can't blame you not everyone is born with a Giga Chad brain to keep up but after watching Jojo you'll be one Giga Chad
It is called bizzare for a reason
Bro tryna find sense in a bizzare adventure 😭😭😭😭
We need one for part 2 now🔥🔥🔥
26:28 this moment... i've watched JoJo before and i know Jonathan dies but... this moment still gives me chills and makes me tear a bit
17:00 Oh noooo my arm has been damaged
Speedwagon: ITS TIME FOR THE ABBS
and this isn't even the craziest part