The Most Confusing Stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @RisingJericho
    @RisingJericho 5 лет назад +24915

    I look forward to Part 9 where the audience will need a PhD in quantum mechanics to understand the main enemy's Stand

    • @pieV3000
      @pieV3000 5 лет назад +2957

      Araki brings in 3 theoretical physicists, a surgeon, a crytozologist, and 3 quantum physicists to consult on the stands abilities

    • @Wind0demon0anime
      @Wind0demon0anime 5 лет назад +960

      @@pieV3000 that's..... painfully accurate and I'm hyped 😂

    • @utterclown1580
      @utterclown1580 5 лет назад +1192

      The Main Villain's stand:
      Crazy Equals Genius - By entering a separate timeless universe, he can delete things in order to create something with an equal value, but no-one knows how he actually gets the items he replaces things with.

    • @jakemason5098
      @jakemason5098 5 лет назад +196

      if they do make part 9 who would the protagonist be?

    • @jakemason5098
      @jakemason5098 5 лет назад +160

      @@utterclown1580 wut

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 5 лет назад +4144

    “We then cut to Jesus Christ”
    Because why not

    • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
      @mcbadrobotvoice8155 5 лет назад +74

      IgnacioPlays and dinosaurs don’t forget those

    • @Double400
      @Double400 5 лет назад +50

      @IgnacioPlays and throwing your balls at people

    • @koryfredrick1164
      @koryfredrick1164 5 лет назад +28

      To check in on him, I guess

    • @Death_Korps_Officer
      @Death_Korps_Officer 4 года назад +64

      Cut to Jesus Christ sounds way too normal for Jojo, if we think about it.

    • @aidans4588
      @aidans4588 4 года назад +7

      And a talking tree

  • @user-en6yw5fs4w
    @user-en6yw5fs4w 5 лет назад +9192

    Can we appreciate that the most confusing thing in JoJo is how three people simultaneously shot a cripple

    • @muzankibutsuji622
      @muzankibutsuji622 4 года назад +249

      Correct

    • @tomdaniel872
      @tomdaniel872 4 года назад +788

      Who is collecting all the different parts of Jesus Christ.

    • @seelcudoom1
      @seelcudoom1 4 года назад +663

      @@tomdaniel872 in a horse race, against the president of the united states

    • @potato560
      @potato560 4 года назад +144

      The most confusing parts are all the guns are the same

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 года назад +161

      The most confusing part is how that cripple is still survived after getting shot 3 times by 3 different people.... oh wait, he's the main protagonist, so he got a plot armor

  • @beetheimmortal
    @beetheimmortal 2 года назад +1566

    The "Who shot Johnny?" arc is probably one of my favourites in any manga ever. It's so great.

    • @Lixchia08
      @Lixchia08 Год назад +32

      Still can't figure out who really shot him

    • @ruzgar1372
      @ruzgar1372 Год назад +78

      I don't like it a whole lot. The concept is cool but not only is it confusing, but D4C's ability was retconned from "Allowing neighbouring worlds to coexist" to "I can travel to different neighbouring worlds and pull people in with me".

    • @brittlekneesmgee3674
      @brittlekneesmgee3674 Год назад +64

      @@Lixchia08 all three but valentine was the only person who did it on purpose

    • @mumenrider1908
      @mumenrider1908 Год назад +21

      @@ruzgar1372 actually hamon beat has debunked that

    • @l11.a.person
      @l11.a.person Год назад +5

      @@ruzgar1372maybe it’s both

  • @bubblines
    @bubblines 5 лет назад +6560

    "Who shot Johnny Joestar?"
    "yes"

    • @epitaphboi4816
      @epitaphboi4816 5 лет назад +69

      Who killed Hannibal?

    • @scoober7666
      @scoober7666 5 лет назад +33

      Damn the already had us with Roundabout but they threw it away by shooting best JoJo

    • @vm_duc
      @vm_duc 5 лет назад +59

      yes yes but the important question is *WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX?"*

    • @Madarauchiha-ye5hj
      @Madarauchiha-ye5hj 5 лет назад +5

      *roundabout intensifies*

    • @ganso376
      @ganso376 5 лет назад

      @@vm_duc yes

  • @nickyy7865
    @nickyy7865 4 года назад +6094

    remember when this was all about British people punching vamps

    • @theark2499
      @theark2499 4 года назад +78

      Yes

    • @guts9553
      @guts9553 4 года назад +232

      Remember this show was about saving a daughter and a mom.. and a *MILF*

    • @theark2499
      @theark2499 4 года назад +201

      Rember when it was about finding a serial killer

    • @NeilSMahapatra
      @NeilSMahapatra 4 года назад +18

      < sigh >

    • @kotarojujo2345
      @kotarojujo2345 4 года назад +55

      With portable sunlight

  • @bizarrediego774
    @bizarrediego774 5 лет назад +1705

    Part 6 stands.
    I control the speed at which lobsters die

    • @eibonrasseru5549
      @eibonrasseru5549 5 лет назад +92

      While the crabs go and learn physical anatomy every ten days

    • @carsson5542
      @carsson5542 4 года назад +2

      Yea

    • @geicogecko7303
      @geicogecko7303 4 года назад +6

      But now you have time to train them to listen to you and get buff

    • @jackmazeika5594
      @jackmazeika5594 4 года назад +20

      But only when im in bed

    • @ablueguy5867
      @ablueguy5867 4 года назад +12

      I can generate levels of luck to however i want to a certain extent, while also making you realize the greed youve had all along, and erase some of you personality and memories... but like once per person

  • @Nyx-xh6kz
    @Nyx-xh6kz 3 года назад +1447

    Its pretty simple once you think of JoJo main villain abilities like different functions on a VCR or TV
    The World is a pause button
    Bites the dust is rewind
    King Crimson is the "skip" function
    Made in heaven is fast forward
    And D4C is the equivalent of changing the channel

    • @soulcrossing4310
      @soulcrossing4310 3 года назад +85

      What about The Wonder of U (TWOU)

    • @hijous
      @hijous 3 года назад +35

      Now that make sense.

    • @AlexRamirez-pi5vz
      @AlexRamirez-pi5vz 2 года назад +357

      @@soulcrossing4310 TWOU is if you decide to throw the remote at the tv

    • @nickywalcott1204
      @nickywalcott1204 2 года назад

      @@soulcrossing4310 Wonder of U is more like picking up the remote, accidentally knocking over something causing a Domino effect that ends with the TV falling on you, your head smashing through the sceeen, electrocuting you to death.

    • @diegoantoniorosariopalomin9979
      @diegoantoniorosariopalomin9979 2 года назад +63

      D4c is like changing from the theathrical cut to directors cut

  • @sock312
    @sock312 5 лет назад +1247

    He casually just says “gyro eats some horseshit off the ground”

    • @prometheusplays3789
      @prometheusplays3789 5 лет назад +64

      Sock that’s what jojo does to you sometimes

    • @santiny4906
      @santiny4906 4 года назад +3

      d u s t t a l e s a n s ????

    • @sock312
      @sock312 4 года назад +1

      Santiny yes indeed I am too lazy to change it

    • @Kiasis
      @Kiasis 8 месяцев назад +1

      Because Gyro did casually eat horse shit off the ground lmfao
      Fr, the first time I read that panel, I have to read it again, I just can't believe my eyes 🗿

  • @kahncena22
    @kahncena22 5 лет назад +8140

    stands after part 4
    i can summon a devil that is unstoppable for one minute only on a tuesday

    • @sarika3689
      @sarika3689 5 лет назад +99

      kuubi 77 yeah lol

    • @someonethatsinafucktonoffa104
      @someonethatsinafucktonoffa104 5 лет назад +1190

      P3: I'm fast and can stab people
      P8: My money is cursed to drown you in more money

    • @shonklebonkle324
      @shonklebonkle324 5 лет назад +552

      Imagine if a stands ability could only be used while a half mile away from any person named jeff when jeff is eating a ketchup sandwich, and while wearing a blue suit while speaking Gaelic backwards with a piece of gum on their forehead while its raining. Just brainstorming the most convoluted requirements for a ability for no fucking reason.

    • @someonethatsinafucktonoffa104
      @someonethatsinafucktonoffa104 5 лет назад +235

      Knowing Araki if this were to be an actual stand ability, the effects of it would be instantly killing someone and combine it with the 400 IQ package almost every JoJo character has(sorry Okuyasu but you got the 40 IQ package) it'll kill someone

    • @filthyactataunreasonablepr21
      @filthyactataunreasonablepr21 5 лет назад +14

      .

  • @umbreonclifford
    @umbreonclifford 5 лет назад +3463

    Part 7: Who shot Johnny Joestar
    Part 6: Why is everything a snail.

    • @umbreonclifford
      @umbreonclifford 5 лет назад +217

      Part 8: why that little boy dressed as a girl in the basement

    • @sergiolucas2781
      @sergiolucas2781 5 лет назад +114

      Part 8 : Why do i have 4 balls?

    • @gungy_vt
      @gungy_vt 5 лет назад +58

      Part 8: Who put this chair here?

    • @phantomplasma1471
      @phantomplasma1471 5 лет назад +4

      What is your profile 😂

    • @smiith5
      @smiith5 5 лет назад +31

      Part 3: resetting stairs

  • @normal_username3231
    @normal_username3231 2 года назад +272

    It took me much longer to understand king crimson, but I eventually fully understood it; but it took me less time to understand most D4C’s abilities, but took me forever to understand the whole “who shot Johnny” part

    • @Skyfire-qu7nt
      @Skyfire-qu7nt Год назад +19

      Honestly what helped me understand King Crimson the best was playing Terraria with the JoJostands mod, for some reason it just clicked

    • @FoolsJest
      @FoolsJest 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@Skyfire-qu7ntThat sounds awesome lmao gotta try it out

    • @theendofthestart8179
      @theendofthestart8179 4 месяца назад

      @@Skyfire-qu7nt You didnt use summons + 20th century boy? L take.

    • @LaMelon
      @LaMelon 4 месяца назад

      i never understood what people found confusing about it tbh

  • @uniqueusername2671
    @uniqueusername2671 5 лет назад +1465

    How the hell are they gonna show this in an anime

    • @harryvpn1462
      @harryvpn1462 5 лет назад +164

      They wont, dp will stop animating jojo so they dont have to pass by that

    • @mohamedelhediissa289
      @mohamedelhediissa289 5 лет назад +31

      @@harryvpn1462 wait what? DP won't animate jojo anymore???

    • @harryvpn1462
      @harryvpn1462 5 лет назад +198

      @@mohamedelhediissa289 no that was just a dumb joke

    • @boogiewoogie343
      @boogiewoogie343 5 лет назад +152

      They might have to resort to using Necromancy to bring Einstein back to life

    • @jmanjman2685
      @jmanjman2685 5 лет назад +74

      @@harryvpn1462 Am i the only one who actually thinks part 7 will never be animated even though its my favorite part and probably one of my favorite things in media ever? The part is so long and requires so much time and money to animate that i think the return in profits will simply be to low. So the higher ups and Warner Bros would probably just invest their money in something else.

  • @john_sinful4005
    @john_sinful4005 3 года назад +6110

    Protagonist’s stand: i can uhhh shoot gun and bullet bounce
    Antagonist’s stand: *requires a 23 minute video to describe its ability*

    • @d16inches
      @d16inches 3 года назад +357

      And still no one gets it

    • @john_sinful4005
      @john_sinful4005 3 года назад +47

      @@d16inches i do

    • @youthoughtiwasjotarobutitw8642
      @youthoughtiwasjotarobutitw8642 3 года назад +31

      @ige77 both is easy to explain I have explain it to others in 5min 5of those min was about me explaining KC D4C GER

    • @Gabrostil
      @Gabrostil 3 года назад +16

      This is until tusk 3

    • @user-kg2lp8jz2r
      @user-kg2lp8jz2r 3 года назад +7

      Wait are you talking about hol horse mista or jonny

  • @josephdery6996
    @josephdery6996 3 года назад +2972

    The fact that dio picked up polneroff, moved him, and walked back is hilarious to me

    • @nicholasfallbrook9810
      @nicholasfallbrook9810 3 года назад +243

      The World has a range of 10 meters and is easily strong enough to lift a swole Frenchman, so I don't see why people assume DIO would take the risk of appearing "laggy" by walking over to Polnareff, moving him, and rushing back up.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 года назад +86

      If Polnareff knew how to BLJ, Dio would've been dead right then and there.

    • @givemeanameiwillhate9525
      @givemeanameiwillhate9525 3 года назад +30

      @@nicholasfallbrook9810 DIO is a vampire, fast and powerful. Yes, DIO can do that

    • @nicholasfallbrook9810
      @nicholasfallbrook9810 3 года назад +103

      @@givemeanameiwillhate9525 It would still have the issue of DIO needing to pose back in the exact same spot perfectly or else he will look like he's lagging. Plus using the World is just so much easier.

    • @givemeanameiwillhate9525
      @givemeanameiwillhate9525 3 года назад +15

      @@nicholasfallbrook9810 why would he need to worry? His "seconds" are not seconds

  • @EmpTheClown
    @EmpTheClown Год назад +43

    For those who are still confused after this 23 minute long explanation:
    When Wekapipo shot Johnny, and when Diego shot Johnny, those were two different universes/dimensions existing at the same time. However, Only the twins saw Wekapipo shoot Johnny because that’s what they saw in their universe, and the twins only saw Diego for the Same reason. So in short, both universes kind of merged together (I’m also pretty confused still so most of the stuff here would be incorrect probably)

    • @windflier1684
      @windflier1684 Год назад +2

      This explanation doesn't work because: Diego and Wekapipo both met after they shot Johnny, without getting "closed" by D4C in between time, so how do they met if they were in two different universes when they shot Johnny? They only got "closed" once when they were fighting "Wekapipo" and Valentine behind the flag.

    • @BossKnight
      @BossKnight 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@windflier1684 during the shooting they were transported to the base universe,
      This could mean the bade wekapipo nd diego were placed in altnernate universes off screen,
      or more likely the corpse part being only in the base universe was forgotten or not written yet as it wasn’t a important distinction yet,
      Kinda makes more sense rather than the main villains ability changes, a small minor thing is changed that can be easily forgotten

  • @mucilaginouschiropteran2811
    @mucilaginouschiropteran2811 5 лет назад +874

    King Crimson: It just works
    Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: It doesn’t work

    • @sachyas
      @sachyas 5 лет назад +10

      no thats GER

    • @scotcheggable
      @scotcheggable 5 лет назад +76

      @@sachyas Nah, GER is: It didn't work

    • @sachyas
      @sachyas 5 лет назад

      @@scotcheggable yes, that's what I'm saying lmao

    • @najadamu2724
      @najadamu2724 5 лет назад +23

      Heavy Weather: I don't know how subliminal messages work

    • @najadamu2724
      @najadamu2724 5 лет назад +23

      @@scotcheggable GER: It never worked

  • @ItsSagoLOL
    @ItsSagoLOL 5 лет назад +1540

    Everyone: who shot Johnny
    Funny: well to answer that we need to talk about parallel universes

    • @hewhomakesnosound
      @hewhomakesnosound 5 лет назад +35

      With just real world connotations that's already a mind fuck.

    • @cattfromwonderlab
      @cattfromwonderlab 5 лет назад +45

      Valentine kills Gyro in half an A Press.

    • @josemanuelrodriguez401
      @josemanuelrodriguez401 5 лет назад +34

      Valentine builds up speed for 12 hours to access parallel universes

    • @sino_diogenes
      @sino_diogenes 5 лет назад +11

      never though I'd see a pannenkoek2012 reference in the wild.

    • @TheFreedd
      @TheFreedd 5 лет назад +1

      Lool

  • @MilkJugA_
    @MilkJugA_ 5 лет назад +627

    "Magenta is alive. This is important later"
    "We then cut to a flashback of Jesus Christ"
    lol
    "base universe sponge"
    LMAO

    • @bernhardalan3613
      @bernhardalan3613 5 лет назад +32

      Welcome to Jojo where everything just works apparently

  • @JachymorDota
    @JachymorDota 2 года назад +79

    Comming fresh from finishing that part, I think D4C has a second ability which works more of an area of effect. Basically, if out of combat and focused, the dimensions are actually fusing and blurring together, maybe if only localized. But when used directy, Funny Valentine can use it to switch dimensions and bring people without their wallets with them. Or, you know, the stand changed when Funny Valentine got hot after closing the door.

    • @filetofish5121
      @filetofish5121 2 года назад +3

      The only person around here making any sense

    • @cutpaper
      @cutpaper 8 месяцев назад +1

      i was thinking you could just imagine it as 2 abilities, it really makes it a lot less confusing ngl

  • @tdoy960
    @tdoy960 5 лет назад +2069

    "Who Shot Johnny Joestar" takes place from 3:59 to 4:13
    That's 14 minutes
    14th of February
    _Valentine's Day_
    *_Valentine shot Johnny_*

  • @TheOtherLPer203
    @TheOtherLPer203 5 лет назад +893

    Funny Valentine: *Empties revolver into Johnny*
    Funny Valentine: "Who shot Johnny Joestar?"

    • @be7655
      @be7655 5 лет назад +37

      Hey Johnny look at me
      *Bitch*

    • @vDullahan
      @vDullahan 5 лет назад +65

      (shoots Johnny)
      Why would someone do this?

    • @imtm
      @imtm 4 года назад +4

      "who shot Hannibal?"
      xDddd

    • @imtm
      @imtm 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/boZamkRMCfg/видео.html

  • @aceknown3230
    @aceknown3230 5 лет назад +795

    David production HQ
    CEO: We are doing Jojo part 7
    Storyboard writer: nO

    • @Mestoyo
      @Mestoyo 5 лет назад +19

      Doesn't they just animate the manga ?
      Or they rewrite the scenario ?
      And yeah, In any case, this gonna be hard to adapt

    • @Beck_Monro
      @Beck_Monro 5 лет назад +52

      ​@@Mestoyo they'll have to summon the Aragod to explain the situation frame by frame

    • @creepy5387
      @creepy5387 5 лет назад +12

      Oh god. I doubt steel ball run will be animated

    • @ThermiteThonk
      @ThermiteThonk 4 года назад

      @@maarpevans5781 so never

  • @j4k934
    @j4k934 2 года назад +34

    I got d4cs ability spoiled for me and I still was super confused at that introduction arc

  • @all-stargam3rpunk
    @all-stargam3rpunk 5 лет назад +2416

    Diavolo: King Crimson has the most confusing ability
    Funny Valentine: Hold my american flag

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL 5 лет назад +181

      "Hold my napkin"
      FTFY

    • @sans2878
      @sans2878 5 лет назад +73

      If you said beer it would still be American

    • @pandoraswatcher9637
      @pandoraswatcher9637 5 лет назад +32

      The passion : hold my roses

    • @kik9387
      @kik9387 5 лет назад +5

      @@sans2878 how the fuck is beer american

    • @zedantXiang
      @zedantXiang 5 лет назад +9

      Not accurate he would say:"raise my spare american flag"

  • @ranuastika9847
    @ranuastika9847 4 года назад +1860

    This is why jojo take so long before they adapt it into anime.
    Araki sensei have to explain it to anime studio about his 200 iq

    • @azureshieldchannel1969
      @azureshieldchannel1969 4 года назад +163

      Araki be like: What I am about to say now contradicts God's teachings

    • @Subhan_Ahmad2007
      @Subhan_Ahmad2007 4 года назад +30

      made in japan? did take that name from made in heaven? lol

    • @starrgaze_r
      @starrgaze_r 4 года назад +12

      Golden Wind took 1 week to animate the entire part

    • @schleep.
      @schleep. 4 года назад +3

      @@starrgaze_r fr?

    • @klf4177
      @klf4177 4 года назад

      y e s

  • @pusty2909
    @pusty2909 5 лет назад +1807

    Ok kids, let's play the game "Who shot Johnny Joestar?" Was it a dinosaur? Men without stand throwing wreckin balls? Or the president?

    • @Andy726_RUS
      @Andy726_RUS 5 лет назад +23

      President?

    • @BAMGM
      @BAMGM 5 лет назад +170

      Skałcik Play correct answer: they all did, but it’s all the President’s fault!

    • @Blizzburn
      @Blizzburn 5 лет назад +26

      Yes

    • @xolagix
      @xolagix 5 лет назад +11

      Everebody and President Only at the same time!

    • @Johnnycpublic
      @Johnnycpublic 5 лет назад +6

      all the above

  • @Ian_StoryhammerForge
    @Ian_StoryhammerForge 2 года назад +91

    Honestly, I think that D4C's ability in its reveal chapter was way cooler than its power later on. Instead of traveling to alt-dimensions, it could cause multiple events from different dimensions to overlap with one another.
    I think I'm just biased against alternative dimension plotlines, as they can get really confusing. (Yes, I'm looking at you, Bioshock Infinite.)

    • @clarkdark2906
      @clarkdark2906 Год назад +1

      BioShock infinite is peak bruh

    • @dinobro4273
      @dinobro4273 9 месяцев назад +7

      Bioshock Infinite's writing is just bad, especially the Burial at Sea part 2.
      I doubt even the writers themselves truly understand what the fuck they were writing.

    • @DoodleZoo
      @DoodleZoo 5 месяцев назад

      It can effectively do both

  • @cyriledwardr.magsombol2601
    @cyriledwardr.magsombol2601 5 лет назад +5698

    DIO: Stops time
    Kira: Rewinds time
    King Crimson: Erases time
    Me: Waste time

    • @limesage6335
      @limesage6335 5 лет назад +3

      Cyril Magsombol xd

    • @kidmagic1894
      @kidmagic1894 5 лет назад +54

      Giorno: No

    • @sandro4089
      @sandro4089 5 лет назад +47

      Valentine:Changes time

    • @13j48
      @13j48 5 лет назад +11

      Cyril Magsombol part 8’s villain: ADDS TIME *DUN DUN DUN!!!!!* (I know what I say it’s fake but...)

    • @nanaurbizniz2626
      @nanaurbizniz2626 5 лет назад +5

      Giorno: Shinjetsuu ni totatskurokotowa keshtenai

  • @acene9666
    @acene9666 3 года назад +2716

    Basically, D4C Ability: Parallel Dimensional Reality Warping
    Also you can't bring money because it's..."Done Dirt Cheap".

    • @bloxer9563
      @bloxer9563 3 года назад +181

      A reasonable price indeed.

    • @bloxer9563
      @bloxer9563 3 года назад +33

      It's kind of wack though, why wouldn't you be able to transport denominations though? Is there some actual reasoning besides the name?

    • @wirusan4829
      @wirusan4829 3 года назад +60

      @@bloxer9563 we know that alternate universe has slight differences and the corpse part will be change into something that is equivalent valuable (because corpse part exist in the base one are op) so maybe in infinite universes, there will be one where money becomes the equivalent to the corpse part, meaning that bringing equivalent to corpse part is not allowed in other universes. This can be proven because valentine never store corpse parts in other universe, even tho it wouldn't be destroyed which means that every corpse and its equivalent is the only thing that d4c can't bring

    • @Guruc13
      @Guruc13 3 года назад +8

      No money, Dirt Cheap, that's genius

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 3 года назад +3

      @@wirusan4829 So then you shouldn't be able to bring even clothes or bones to neighbooring worlds

  • @aleksa9255
    @aleksa9255 5 лет назад +529

    "Who Shot Johnny Joestar?" Sounds like a title of a crime/mystery novel.

  • @ريّان-ذ4ت
    @ريّان-ذ4ت 2 года назад +43

    There's a definitely a retcon in D4C's ability, if they ever make an anime, some of the things in this arc will be changed such as the time for each event will be stretched to allow valentine to have more time to switch everyone up or some of the events in universe 2 and 3 will be changed as to not include corpse parts. Maybe at first before the retcon, the corpse parts existed in every universe and D4C was supposed to exist concurrently in every universe as well, with no base universe at all.
    This is still my favorite arc in the entire jojo franchise despite how confusing it is.

    • @ZA_ULF
      @ZA_ULF 5 месяцев назад +1

      The corpse parts can't exist in all universes cus if it did valentine will easily get all of it
      If it really should exist then there must be a rule that corpse part of the same verse only give power and not every limb head from other universes put together

    • @APoleYouKnow
      @APoleYouKnow 5 месяцев назад

      @@ZA_ULF Don't you love it when Araki introduces a rule to keep something about the story consistent and then just FORGETS about it once and it breaks the story?

  • @moonlitdescent3555
    @moonlitdescent3555 5 лет назад +3415

    Remember when JoJos was about buff men punching vampires with electric fists?

    • @SariaRamia
      @SariaRamia 5 лет назад +204

      Good times! When some David Boey looking mf could freeze someone through physical contact, revive the long dead as fellow vampires, created a human headed dog for the lolz and exchanged his head with another person. Ah~ I miss the good ol' days

    • @Nightwalk444
      @Nightwalk444 5 лет назад +44

      Imo part 4 was the last good JoJo's. part 5 is decent and then it gets to shit.

    • @kneeegrcwz
      @kneeegrcwz 5 лет назад +176

      @@Nightwalk444
      *uses Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price and yeets you into your alternate version of yourself*

    • @presentmic5233
      @presentmic5233 5 лет назад +172

      Remember when jojo was about gay Aztec gods with sexy-ass bodies and squirrels for hands?

    • @Fizz-Q
      @Fizz-Q 5 лет назад +17

      @@presentmic5233 the good times

  • @sharkfixes7792
    @sharkfixes7792 4 года назад +3949

    CAN WE JUST GIVE THIS MAN A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR MAKING A 3-D RENDER OF A TOWN FROM MANGA CHAPTERS

    • @mimkels
      @mimkels 3 года назад +96

      Thats crazy

    • @verysuperkoolepicperson9790
      @verysuperkoolepicperson9790 3 года назад +108

      @Chonghan L and bizzare

    • @Nepalien_
      @Nepalien_ 3 года назад +99

      @@verysuperkoolepicperson9790 and in a town

    • @LucasF25
      @LucasF25 3 года назад +69

      As someone who did a bit of Blender (aka, actual torture) in college, i can definitely say with confidence: i would rather get hit by a car than be forced to do that. Mad respect.

    • @Djustbetter
      @Djustbetter 3 года назад +3

      @@LucasF25 bruh you shouldn't have commented it was perfect

  • @25i428
    @25i428 4 года назад +3228

    I was spoiled on D4C’s ability
    But when the D4C introduction arc played out, the spoiler was useless

    • @robyn6455
      @robyn6455 3 года назад +151

      lmao same for me with made in heaven

    • @jonathanlongbottom
      @jonathanlongbottom 3 года назад +136

      i’m glad to hear this because i’m spoiled and i haven’t read steel ball run yet. the thing is with jojo, if you finish the anime, after that, you get spoiled for the manga cause there’s no stopping it. i got so impatient i actually started to read the manga

    • @hearts4leno
      @hearts4leno 3 года назад +10

      i ruined 69 likes

    • @jonathanlongbottom
      @jonathanlongbottom 3 года назад +2

      @@hearts4leno i fixed it

    • @hearts4leno
      @hearts4leno 3 года назад +1

      @@jonathanlongbottom nice

  • @captainb.mccrea5480
    @captainb.mccrea5480 2 года назад +22

    I think a good way to explain it would be with visuals, if you used the 3D models to show from above, with Base, Universe 1, 2, 3. Then you can just drag and drop the characters into the base universe so it’s easier to understand

  • @TheOfficialYeeBoi
    @TheOfficialYeeBoi 4 года назад +852

    Part 9 araki: THE STAND CREATES A TIME THAT IS SOMEWHAT NON EXISTANT

    • @Hifeco
      @Hifeco 4 года назад +39

      Isn't that just King Crimson?

    • @HDR95
      @HDR95 4 года назад +23

      @@Hifeco More or less. My guts telling me that sentence only 80% accurate to describe KC

    • @Finite_Source
      @Finite_Source 4 года назад +27

      Part 10: Okay so like he takes time, outs it in his magic time oven and he bakes it for a few minutes until it becomes a nice sweet baguette. Afterwards his stand eats the baguette causing all of the characters to lose their perception of time for whichever part of the baguette he ate. For example if he eats the right end then they lose perception of the future for a few minutes, if he eats the left end they forget the previous hour, and if he eats the middle then they basically just pass out for a few minutes. His secondary ability is that he can take the baguette and he can unwrap the crust on it, and he can see everything that is, will, or has happened anywhere in existence. His finally requiem ability is the he can actually take time and instead of baking it he can knead it in order to control time. Stopping time, reversing time, or fast forwarding time.

    • @TopdawgAnderson
      @TopdawgAnderson 4 года назад +11

      Part 11: Dio joestar Jonathan Brando

    • @dreamstannumber4730
      @dreamstannumber4730 4 года назад +5

      A STAND THAT IS A GAUNTLET, WITH SIX STONES.

  • @corey7457
    @corey7457 5 лет назад +2788

    Anime watchers:King crimson is the most confusing stand
    Manga Readers:(Laughs in American)

    • @shiddingandfarding4321
      @shiddingandfarding4321 5 лет назад +115

      (Laughs in cheese burger)

    • @ialexrc
      @ialexrc 5 лет назад +262

      **Laughs in Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price**

    • @bryanadler7419
      @bryanadler7419 5 лет назад +50

      *laughs in dragons dream*

    • @kurros1270
      @kurros1270 5 лет назад +38

      *Laughs in Freedom*

    • @corey7457
      @corey7457 5 лет назад +28

      *Laughs In won a world war*

  • @FerroFrog
    @FerroFrog 3 года назад +1586

    “King Crimson and D4C are so confusing”
    The whole fandom: “Ever seen a universal remote?”

    • @Verl0_lily
      @Verl0_lily 3 года назад +34

      "universal what?"

    • @jotarokujo4727
      @jotarokujo4727 3 года назад +95

      just wait until they meet Wonder of U this stand is hella confusing too

    • @epithat4582
      @epithat4582 3 года назад +87

      @@jotarokujo4727 wonder of u is just that one channel that you can't access with the remote because u didn't buy package

    • @Jobunseph6441
      @Jobunseph6441 3 года назад +25

      @@jotarokujo4727 Yeah why the fuck do certain attacks work and others don't. THIS IS BULLSHIT ARAKI. I NEED TO KNOW.

    • @thomasfalla8590
      @thomasfalla8590 3 года назад +15

      kc is pretty simple tbh he erases time but its more like everyone moves 10 seconds into the future with no recollection of what happened but Diavolo has recollection and consciousness during that time meaning he can alter what was going to happen in his favor by hitting them killing them whatever plus he looks into the future during that time

  • @callumbreton8930
    @callumbreton8930 2 года назад +9

    Okay, so to explain D4C's original ability, it could basically swap out sections of reality with other universes. The reason why the old artist knew that Valentine shot Johnny was it's original weakness, that being there would be certain sections of reality he couldn't swap out, hence why he couldn't affect the old man

    • @FoolsJest
      @FoolsJest 9 месяцев назад

      I'm sensing factoids????

  • @HayatoStarGod
    @HayatoStarGod 5 лет назад +1467

    Lvl 1 Cripple vs Lvl 100 Presidents
    That's how *D4C* works

  • @greengreengreengreengreen99
    @greengreengreengreengreen99 5 лет назад +1286

    I think the most confusing thing, is how Xforts doesn't have more people appreciating the good shit he puts out

  • @mr_hyno707
    @mr_hyno707 5 лет назад +2975

    If crimson king just works
    Then D4C doesn't even work

    • @brodiecrain13
      @brodiecrain13 5 лет назад +160

      And that's how it wins

    • @duffinthemuffin5792
      @duffinthemuffin5792 5 лет назад +47

      It just works

    • @GaussedUp
      @GaussedUp 5 лет назад +29

      @@duffinthemuffin5792 OH YEAH YEAH

    • @debreczeniarpad9956
      @debreczeniarpad9956 5 лет назад +79

      King Crimson is like when you jump 10 seconds on the video, but Diavolo sees the video without the skip.

    • @brezn_4183
      @brezn_4183 5 лет назад +12

      It works just better

  • @jonathancarrion0809XXI
    @jonathancarrion0809XXI 3 года назад +86

    Ok, to make matters short, basically, D4C's ability is to fuse realities by superposing certain regions of said worlds without merging entire realities altogether, because D4C can only use so many mediums to serve as convergence points between worlds (like doors, but in higher dimensions of reality), like a flag or other objects.
    The catch is that Funny Valantine is not present everywhere, just anywhere in any given reality, so if he uses his ability, he can only connect a limited amount of realities within a limited space at a limited time, at least from what I understand, and so, he can only use it under specific circumstances that allow him to join two or more worlds, depending on the circumstances.
    The topology of said worlds matter as well, as not all objects or people are neccesarily present "everywhere", just "anywhere" in some other reality, so if there is no connection between different realities by which to connect them, the ability will not work and no "pathway" will be created. As such, and because there are as many realities as there are ice cream flavors, only parallel and alternate universes that are associated with the "convergence point" in time and space (in other words, universes where America, Steel Ball Run and characters exist the same exact way, regardless of the "before" and "after" that point) can connect with each other.
    This is proven by the fact that Funny Valentine, as far as his ability goes, cannot superpose "a Johnny" with another if they don't exist in the same relative axis of space time continuum, so it's limited to the present time and space within all universes, while the past and future times and spaces cannot be accessed by Valentine because he only lives in the "present" of each reality and not before and after that specific point.
    This also explains why he can only specifically choose those characters within certain locations, since the closest ones to Johnny in each and every world relative to their own are the ones that exist at the same time in all worlds that have those specific moments in common, so a dissimilar reality cannot be accessed, and it'd be useless either way, because D4C cannot superpose entire realities since he isn't God. All he can do is temporarily enable certain dimensions to coexist, so even if he were to bring someone else from a completely dissimilar reality/world/universe/timeline, like say, Giorno o Jotaro from Part 3, 4, 5 or 6, the person in question would only be there for a short time until eventually realities diverge in temporal events through time and space (like two versions eating breakfast at the same time, the same way and at the same place, but once they finish eating, both versions go seperate ways, so there is no "convergence point" by which to unite people in a perpendicular dimension, or in simple terms, "you can't shake hands with another if you're 50 meters away from them", just that, instead of being a matter of 3D distance, it's all kinds of higher-dimension distancing).
    This explains some things:
    1. As long as the events in each universe is, for the most part, exactly the same, any event that happens before and after the "present"of each universe is irrelevant. In other words, it could be that, in different worlds, the order of events is different, but a single moment in time remains majorly the same, like when many people are present in a certain location within multiple realities.
    So, for instance, there could be a world that not only has a Diego that took different choices, but that his choices were not the only ones different. So, say for instance, thar Diego saw the the woman being transported at a certain point of time because it was the doctor's decision to mobilize her.
    As such, that same exact scenario could happen in an alternate universe relatively before or after. Put simply, the events, to a certain digree, cannot happen "everywhere at every time" when the universe merge, but it can happen "anywhere at any time", so if an event occurs, say, 3 minutes earlier, in another world it happens 20 minutes later, -5, 4, etc.
    Basically, each universe has it's own different events as well as the order they happen in, so certain events may be happening before and after the time established within the base universe without actually happening at the same time as the base universe, so from Diego and co.'s perspective, certain events might have already happened by the time they were superposed in a specific point in time common to all three universes at once with the base universe and viceversa (haven't happened yet or at all in contrast).
    Also, I believe you are wrong about the whole concept of "superposing universes". Let me explain.
    So, for starters, just because certain areas of many worlds are superposed doesn't mean that all characters exist everywhere in a specific location.
    What I mean by that is that superposing worlds isn't as simple as saying that they are all "the same" now. All three remain intact. It's only the area of effect that has a direct influence of its surroundings, so just because in one universe, all three possibilities exist at the same time doesn't mean that on the other two universes, thise same events are happening.
    For instance, let's say you can look through three different windows which exist right next to each other. You are in a spot centric to all those windows, and as such, you can choose to look through any of the three windows, but not all three at once.
    That's basicalky what's happening here, just that it's a bit more complex.
    You have U1, U2 and U3. Valentine makes a window on U1 to U2 and U3, and the point between all three windows is in the exact same position, but in different worlds, so if a shooting occurs in U1 within a certain location as U2 and U3, it can then be viewed by any universe, but not neccesarily all of them.
    So, say that an event in U2 and U3 is superposed with U1, but U1's events are not visible in U2 or U3, and U2 and U3 can't see what happened within each other.
    That would make sense because the focus on where the superposition is projected to is also important, so if it's only visible in U1, U2 and U3 cannot see what happens beyond a certain degree of superpositioning, meaning that in U2 and U3, cain people can see "something"that may be happening in it's universe or U1, but doesn't mean that U2 or U3 are looking at all 3 possibilities simultanously, only Universe 1.
    So, if the kids and the artist in universes U2 and U3 only saw one of the three outcomes and in U1, all outcomes are visible, then U1's kids and artist witnessed all 3 events, while the kids in U2 and U3 only witnessed a single event in each.
    Finally, about the corpses' parts situation:
    It is possible that Araki made a mistake or didn't care. Either way, either the corpse exists in a single universe, or exists in all. We're going with the former.
    Going by the logic of the corpse existing in the base universe only, a simple question: Why doesn't it exist in other universes? I believe the answer is simple, and that's because either they were speaking of a corpse different from the base universe, but being the alternate version of the base universe's corpse, it isn't the same, and so, the base universe's corpse remains exclusive to that particular universe, while other corpses that are different exist having th same significance, but as their own seperate thing, and have no relationship with the base universe's corpse.
    That, or U2 and U3 don't really exist, and it's really just the "phantom" of U1 made real to a degree, and so, U2 and U3 would just be like a sort of "imperfect replica" that have inconsistancies within is as a side effect of Valentine messing around with superpositions and dimensions so much.
    To be quite honest, I made the last one up! XD
    But in all seriousness, I do think the former is quite possible, specially considering that in U2 and U3, historical events and people may be different and as such, also the corpses of dead people with the same amount of value as the base universe's corpse, which would make U1 special and distinct from the rest, while also explaining why "the corpse" exists in other universes, and it's simply because the corpses aren't the same. They just have the same or similar values and properties, so it would be strange for peopke to know about it.

    • @lad64
      @lad64 2 года назад +62

      You know it's confusing when the "short" answer is a whole ass essay

    • @maximusstorm1215
      @maximusstorm1215 2 года назад +53

      "To make matters short."
      *Creates a novel.*

    • @Coughing_Blood
      @Coughing_Blood 2 года назад +2

      @@maximusstorm1215 XD

    • @Coughing_Blood
      @Coughing_Blood 2 года назад

      Yiu get a like for effort and execution

    • @it6647
      @it6647 2 года назад +4

      That's a much better and more thorough explanation of the events that transpired than what most people have
      I have my own explanation that deals with why I think Hamon Beat, Xforts and Bizarre Star Platinum's explanations don't work enough
      That explanation (like yours) also tries to make conclusions regarding the extent of the ability of coexistence, enough so that it at least works out at the end
      It's a bit difficult to explain as it requires one to talk about 4 different perspectives and possible explanations for everything we see on the pages
      But here we go
      Here is my central thesis:
      Hamon Beat's explanation in Debunking Araki Forgot for Part 7 and Xforts explanation in his most confusing stand video are required viewing for what I am about to discuss
      I will attempt to clarify everything but to understand the sheer scope of confusion, perhaps it's best to first look at the eminent JoJotubers
      I would also highly recommend Bizarre Star Platinum's video D4C Stand Analysis(though he subscribes to the "retcon" hypothesis)
      If D4C's ability is coexistence of parallel dimensions(coexistence), it sort of explains Johnny's experience as he narrates it to Gyro, but would contradict the whole base universe thing as people from neighbouring worlds (I would later go on to elucidate on what neighbouring even means here further later on) would somehow know about
      If it is going between and transporting stuff to and fro from the base universe to parallel universe(dimension hop), it could potentially explain all 3 accounts(though it would need to be expertly timed to a ridiculous degree) but would contradict Johnny's perspective he narrates to Gyro
      It also seems that it's important to make a distinction between parallel universe(which I would call neighbouring universe, whose overall characters and powers and stuff line up with our own) vs alternate universe (something like DIEGO's THE WORLD universe)
      We know that whatever happens, ALL 3 of them HAVE to see Johnny Joestar turn into a hole and leave the sewers
      We also know that whatever happens, somehow, someway or the other, the meeting between Wekapipo and Diego has to happen and in Diego's account, Diego has to acknowledge that he did (seemingly) shoot Johnny but the one who shot Johnny was Valentine as explained by Diego's smelling ability to which Wekapipo has to respond that he was the one who shot him
      This completely rules out the possibility that Johnny's account of having been shot by both Diego and Wekapipo and seeing Valentine between horses(seemingly only possible provided that both Diego and Wekapipo somehow coexist as per the original D4C explanation) is somehow compatible with the case where all base universe Diego and base universe Wekapipo are transported to parallel worlds(i.e. the later "retconned" D4C power)
      Only the base universe has the corpse and so only characters from the base universe can know about the corpse
      We know from later in the arc that parts of the corpse can indeed be transported to a different universe using D4C as the left eye is transported from base universe Diego through the flag, so it is not far fetched to assume that Lucy could also be transported provided that there is some way to merge all the corpse parts(let's forget the possibility of corpse parts being potentially forever separated in the case where Valentine might die potentially with some parts being in a different universe)
      But since we are told that the corpse parts in the universe are unique and only those from the base universe can know about them in the first place, we know that the Diego and Wekapipo from the arc are most certainly from the base universe, that has been established
      Also note that Diego is transported to a different world through the flag later but only his top half, which was supposedly the same as the one he was just in, enabling Diego to be rescued by Johnny in this parallel reality (one with his top half) and later on meet Johnny in base reality(his bottom half). This also explains that Johnny was shot in 3 different realities since both were wounded
      Both share the same bullet holes? Could it just be a coincidence? I mean Valentine can't control where Diego and Wekapipo shoot. This does get explained to some extent it seems as Diego states that the world he was transported to was "just the way it was back in the base world"(paraphrased). This leads on to the question of why didn't Valentine transport him to a world with a situation much more different than the situation in the root world as that would've meant that he wouldn't have Johnny and Wekapipo to deal with(such a world certainly exists as Valentine works within infinite possibilities of both alternate and parallel world with the only requirement being the existence of one base world and one D4C) but whatever, I guess he didn't consider doing that because of the sheer domination.
      The Johnny we see after Diego was pulled back was from the base world Johnny as he later recalls the death of Wekapipo when talking to Gyro. That is obvious.
      The JoJo wiki suggests that Valentine might have 3 abilities which he uses: Coexistence, dimensional hopping and showing people visions of different realities(a necessity when it comes to Johnny's account) limited by a single D4C
      Perhaps universe alignment works in conjunction with dimensional hops and that might actually explain what happens in the later arcs as well
      As in, Valentine can allow different realities to coexist simultaneously in the same place, make people in certain realities see things of different realities simultaneously, which can be used on Johnny to see the alternate ways in which he was shot and even on Diego to make him see Lucy in the Independence Hall(this might actually not be necessary) and of course, dimensional hops
      In this scenario(with some flexibility in the conversation between Wekapipo and Diego), provided that the rules of D4C during the separation into parallel realities to the eventual merger are different than the ones shown later Johnny needs to be replaced and Wekapipo needs to be transported and stuff.
      Here is one possible way I could rationalize this(bordering on theorizing even, though this isn't strictly necessary):
      I am going to assume a few things: D4C can use one of 2 possible sets of powers, both useful in their own way: Splitting base into parallel reality(used for Diego and Wekapipo) while enabling some people to see different realities than the one they exist and merging them back into a single reality(during a split, there is a base character, so there will be a Diego split and a Wekapipo split, a split is an alternate reality. when a split is merged, OR bringing people from one reality to another). Both are useful in their own right as splitting with can be used to trick someone to see something different from a different reality
      Wekapipo was ambushed by Valentine, split into a coexistent reality upon contact with the flag and made to think that he shot Johnny from this alternate reality, then brought to the base through the merger
      Diego was in base world and later split off into an alternate reality(I think this happened after Valentine saw Diego infiltrating the Independence Hall and recognized him as we can see from his words later), saw Wekapipo from a different reality, ended up shooting Wekapipo who got replaced by Johnny's corpse definitely from an alternate world(as the base world Johnny saw President come back from the door and also saw Diego come back through the flag) that was shot by Valentine(has to be true as per Diego). I believe that when Diego touched the flag, that was when D4C transported him to the place where there was alternate Johnny for him to shoot, this was also when I think he made Diego see base Wekapipo through the vision ability and after Diego climbed the building, that is around the time the merger happened
      Valentine shot base world Johnny and made him see the events in Diego and Wekapipo reality instead, noticed that Diego and Wekapipo were in place and later merged the different realities together before the fight with Diego and Wekapipo began. This merger would explain the sponge analogy as different realities and possibilities, same place, same time were merged together on the same plane as the base world. Valentine also knew that all the pieces were in place as he saw that Diego and Wekapipo having experienced the events that happened in parallel realities have now merged
      And base Johnny's claim of being shot by Wekapipo and Diego cause of President's ability is now true in his perspective, his claim of seeing Valentine between horses is also true in this perspective, his claim of the disappearance of Valentine is also true in this perspective(as Valentine would just show him the different realities of Wekapipo and Diego)
      Now the fact that all of them shot in the exact same spots, could not be chalked down to either of these abilities, unless we assume that the splits are infinite
      i.e. there are infinite Diego splits, infinite Wekapipo splits and that only the splits with the convenient trait that they shoot in the same location are allowed to merge together, else they're disallowed, this once again plays into the sponge analogy of sponges filling just the right holes. Now it is possible that the alternate conversations or the slight changes might just be because some splits might not be merged, so we might be seeing an unused parallel reality here, although this is very far-fetched

  • @carnez5604
    @carnez5604 5 лет назад +551

    Part 5: How did bruno hit his future self?
    Part 7:WHO THE HELL SHOT JOHHNY?

    • @mori7602
      @mori7602 5 лет назад +3

      @Rahman BRO Part 8 villian is the most powerful of all, but he/she hasn't appeared yet

    • @carnez5604
      @carnez5604 5 лет назад +15

      @@mori7602 Plot twist main villain is the wall eyes

    • @fevy9982
      @fevy9982 5 лет назад

      Moreh 00 bet giorno is stronker

    • @eggmorp5326
      @eggmorp5326 5 лет назад +5

      Part:10 who tf is the main jojo

    • @santhiagorocha8719
      @santhiagorocha8719 5 лет назад +4

      @Rahman BRO The head doctor...
      Probably

  • @limitlessunknown8676
    @limitlessunknown8676 3 года назад +1251

    Lol imagine getting shot by three different universes, now that’s some disrespect

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 года назад +74

      Johnny must've done something horrible in a past life.

    • @limitlessunknown8676
      @limitlessunknown8676 3 года назад +7

      @@ianfinrir8724 wonder what he did…

    • @iamnotgonnainvadeyourprope8338
      @iamnotgonnainvadeyourprope8338 3 года назад +54

      @@limitlessunknown8676 searched up trish hentai.....?

    • @limitlessunknown8676
      @limitlessunknown8676 3 года назад +3

      @@iamnotgonnainvadeyourprope8338 oh yea that probably its a terrible crime

    • @5at5una
      @5at5una 3 года назад +19

      as if being crippled aint bad enough

  • @bigfella43
    @bigfella43 3 года назад +6088

    ngl King Crimson isn't hard to understand, it's just hard to explain with just words

    • @starscream8989
      @starscream8989 3 года назад +115

      yeah

    • @novv5920
      @novv5920 3 года назад +500

      The simplest explanation I know is that king crimson can erase the cause but keep the effect but i dont know if its fully correct

    • @giovannigentili3375
      @giovannigentili3375 3 года назад +727

      @@novv5920 king crimson opens a world where he is immune but he can't interact with anyone and he can move in it, in this world everything happens normally but at the end it will be erased so no one, but diavolo, will remember what just happened.
      In this moment he will be in an other position, like the others, ready to attack.
      Before he erases time he can stop it while predicting the future.
      All this in a maximum of 10 seconds.
      Hope I was useful and sorry for the bad English.

    • @JJ-ix2gk
      @JJ-ix2gk 3 года назад +108

      @@giovannigentili3375 your english all good, dont worry 👍🏽

    • @zanescoot
      @zanescoot 3 года назад +41

      Ok, what if, (and bare with me I've never watch jojo but I'm curious) king crimson can replace time.
      Example, KC gets shot, but he pulls an alternate timeline that the bullet misses, then makes his move, then deletes that time so that no timeloops or paradoxes can happen.
      This is just my theory, I barely know anything about jojo but this one stand ability intrigued me

  • @braderaku
    @braderaku 3 года назад +4

    I loved the Schrödinger's box explanation

  • @defnaw
    @defnaw 5 лет назад +4325

    i would have created the streets in minecraft

  • @kye1824
    @kye1824 3 года назад +959

    Araki making this chapter: "This is fine"
    The fans reading this chapter: "Ohhhhh so Johnny shot Johnny, it all makes sense now..."

    • @hamzamemon3081
      @hamzamemon3081 3 года назад +158

      “Johnny shot himself after trying to understand this arc”

    • @danurkresnamurti3598
      @danurkresnamurti3598 2 года назад +14

      Funy thing is we can not see fron jhony perspective

    • @tarnz9940
      @tarnz9940 2 года назад +3

      @@hamzamemon3081 😂😂

  • @SmashClown
    @SmashClown 4 года назад +2507

    Basically, the answer to the question "Who shot Johnny Joestar?" Is "Yes".

    • @hecdavid11
      @hecdavid11 4 года назад +45

      Guess they won't be the Roundabout this time

    • @merinreal
      @merinreal 4 года назад +28

      Should have said "Dojaynnnnn"

    • @BigSlappaman
      @BigSlappaman 4 года назад +5

      TripledGold-Christian He sure did

    • @baumkuchen2510
      @baumkuchen2510 4 года назад +5

      valentine shoot johnny ez answer

    • @m-h-m348
      @m-h-m348 4 года назад +2

      They all did it actually the flag did it

  • @FriskDreemurr66669
    @FriskDreemurr66669 6 месяцев назад +3

    3:14 i was listening to this while using blender and then when i flipped over to this, i saw how old the version of blender you were using is.

  • @captainawesome2731
    @captainawesome2731 5 лет назад +469

    You know this whole thing would be so much less complicated if we replaced Johnny with Jotaro.
    Readers: Who shot Jotaro?
    Jotaro: No one, *the bullet grazed me*

    • @RommekePommeke
      @RommekePommeke 5 лет назад +30

      Muhammad Joestar.

    • @siri4689
      @siri4689 5 лет назад +18

      Yes! He is!

    • @Dr.Yakub22
      @Dr.Yakub22 5 лет назад +40

      “The bullet is the same type as my stand”

    • @mihajlor2004
      @mihajlor2004 4 года назад +11

      @@Dr.Yakub22 rock human:(turns into rock)
      Jotaro:so it's the same type of stand as star platinum

    • @geicogecko7303
      @geicogecko7303 4 года назад +3

      Mihajlor mc
      Suta Rocku

  • @papyrustheskeleton4204
    @papyrustheskeleton4204 5 лет назад +939

    When you realise if Part 7 gets animated, there will be a rebirth of “IT JUST WORKS” memes

    • @lemonhead1571
      @lemonhead1571 4 года назад +6

      I... shamefully don't read the manga, what's the villain's stand?

    • @real_maronszewc1
      @real_maronszewc1 4 года назад +22

      @@lemonhead1571 ...............should we tell him?

    • @lemonhead1571
      @lemonhead1571 4 года назад +7

      @@real_maronszewc1 Wait a minute.

    • @kpeters909
      @kpeters909 4 года назад +1

      lmao

    • @real_maronszewc1
      @real_maronszewc1 4 года назад +2

      @@lemonhead1571 *boi*

  • @j.ojo2004
    @j.ojo2004 5 лет назад +802

    D4C is almost basically when a kid makes a character
    Like oh he’s invincible

    • @FookMi69
      @FookMi69 5 лет назад +41

      SCP-682 *cough cough*

    • @jamirocy
      @jamirocy 5 лет назад +55

      This is too true. When i was a kid my lil sis and i would play some shitty fights and have magic and shit but she would always use something to make her strong and shit.

    • @kanaster7305
      @kanaster7305 5 лет назад +1

      Yeet xD

    • @JakubSinakl
      @JakubSinakl 5 лет назад +85

      - My character can stop time!
      * Yeah? Well mine can move in your stopped time!
      - Mine can make yours not move in my stopped time!
      * Mine can erase things yours did in your stopped time!
      - Okay, but mine can enter a different universe and pull out a copy of you and make you kill yourself with it!
      And so on, and so on...

    • @bobvella7228
      @bobvella7228 5 лет назад +4

      really? been thinking it kind of does nothing(in a open area) and he got killed repeatedly. he relied on a separate and kind of redundant power at the end and a gun

  • @EPICBiI
    @EPICBiI 2 года назад +3

    this is one of them moments where you cant explain it clearly but when araki makes an anime adaptation ur just gonna be like when you get to it you get it

  • @Ulvorskets
    @Ulvorskets 4 года назад +648

    Imagine being valentine in 104th dimension, asking yourself "when can i use the stand?"

    • @analyticalstarscream5299
      @analyticalstarscream5299 3 года назад +133

      Mom said it’s my turn with the stand

    • @sussygussy5457
      @sussygussy5457 3 года назад +115

      @@analyticalstarscream5299 meanwhile Johnny just wants to stand in general

    • @jeffjefferson2853
      @jeffjefferson2853 3 года назад +42

      waiting for his turn to take the napkin.

    • @MatmMactan
      @MatmMactan 3 года назад +40

      @@sussygussy5457 mom said it's my turn on the legs

    • @toe_sucker_4165
      @toe_sucker_4165 3 года назад +4

      And then you get it because of the infinite spin.

  • @razato6495
    @razato6495 5 лет назад +750

    Jotaro: “ Once a life is taken it can’t come back, no stand can do that”
    Giorno: *Laughs in Vento Aureo*

    • @christianmccollum5157
      @christianmccollum5157 5 лет назад +99

      I got bad news for you about Bruno buddy.

    • @catnumber1538
      @catnumber1538 5 лет назад +6

      @Extreme meme Machine yup

    • @icedjiit
      @icedjiit 5 лет назад +23

      @Extreme meme Machine yes and with DIO's blood too, and speedwagon foundation's help too

    • @azalakhir918
      @azalakhir918 5 лет назад +4

      @Extreme meme Machine Actually no

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 5 лет назад +4

      HEAD HURTS!!!

  • @thescarlethunter2160
    @thescarlethunter2160 4 года назад +1062

    Jojo Anime Fans after watching jojo part 5 : at last there’s no more confusing stands like king crimson
    Manga Readers : there is another

    • @crystalalumina
      @crystalalumina 4 года назад +59

      Stone Ocean: *snaps* hey baby

    • @okruma625
      @okruma625 4 года назад +7

      Jean Claude Van Dame Sky High just kinda vibin

    • @Jyappino1010
      @Jyappino1010 4 года назад +32

      @@crystalalumina Frog Rain from heavy weather: **Snaps** Hey baby.

    • @insertobject4002
      @insertobject4002 4 года назад +12

      @@crystalalumina Underworld arc: Hey baby

    • @luna_knight_6777
      @luna_knight_6777 4 года назад

      Like 4 more lol

  • @deffury
    @deffury 2 года назад +4

    This actually sounds brilliant. I hope there is a movie that can replicate this scene.

    • @popahtrj
      @popahtrj Год назад

      or da anime 😢

  • @leovu8500
    @leovu8500 5 лет назад +333

    Part 3 Stands: I can punch really hard.
    Part 8 Stands: I can find out any information that I need by opening metaphorical doors and searching for traces and also whenever I'm in danger, it will hack my phone, see the future and give me 2 useful options. I can also hack any electrical devices.

    • @philiphunt-bull5817
      @philiphunt-bull5817 4 года назад +38

      @Dimes 4 Crimes this stand is defeated by a bar of soap.

    • @axciel7176
      @axciel7176 4 года назад +6

      Red Hot Chilli Peppers Requiem?

    • @crystalalumina
      @crystalalumina 4 года назад +4

      @@axciel7176 Paisley Park

    • @axciel7176
      @axciel7176 4 года назад +1

      @@crystalalumina yeah ik lol but paisley park is just chilli peppers requiem

    • @crystalalumina
      @crystalalumina 4 года назад +3

      @@axciel7176 what?

  • @Cris-db3vw
    @Cris-db3vw 3 года назад +2046

    Imagine how many people are gonna get confused when this gets animated

    • @dijarbajrami32
      @dijarbajrami32 3 года назад +78

      **if** it gets animated

    • @Arima1022
      @Arima1022 3 года назад +51

      @@dijarbajrami32 Nah it will get animated

    • @TheDerrogative
      @TheDerrogative 3 года назад +119

      @@dijarbajrami32 no one thought parts 5 and 6 were gonna get animated and here they are

    • @ilyanbubere4941
      @ilyanbubere4941 3 года назад +48

      @Mar 79 Moreover, my guess is that they might break down SBR into 2 parts similar to Stardust Crusaders due to the length of SBR

    • @borossama3863
      @borossama3863 3 года назад +15

      @@dijarbajrami32 it wouldnt really be animated; the animator mentioned that it will be hard considering the leg of the horses

  • @chlorox817
    @chlorox817 5 лет назад +466

    _"Remember when stands are able to phase through objects?"_
    _"But Pesci's main stand ability is to phase through objects?"_

    • @Condor2481
      @Condor2481 5 лет назад +29

      @@itsmegorilla2190 Diver Down at least has crazy skills to alter the objects tho

    • @jerrikko3379
      @jerrikko3379 5 лет назад +42

      To be fair Pesci can pull solid objects through others with the pole

    • @chlorox817
      @chlorox817 5 лет назад +18

      @@jerrikko3379 its literally like when Star platinum grabbed jotaro's/ josephs heart

    • @jerrikko3379
      @jerrikko3379 5 лет назад +9

      Coda It’s fair if the stand can phase through its own user, maybe it used Joseph’s wounds to get into him

    • @SquizmWizzerd
      @SquizmWizzerd 5 лет назад +17

      @@chlorox817 Except Star Platinum can't make the heart incorporeal and pull it out without having it have to break through the body, unlike Beach Boy.

  • @xxcridonxx7614
    @xxcridonxx7614 Год назад +3

    Johnny’s explanation is how I always understood it. I was never confused

  • @JotaroKujo-zc3dn
    @JotaroKujo-zc3dn 4 года назад +1314

    everyone: king crimson makes no sense wtf
    d4c: haha lol parallel universe go brrrrrrrr

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 5 лет назад +261

    D4C is so confusing that even King Crimson is scratching his head

    • @MrPF
      @MrPF 5 лет назад +23

      Now I just imagined King Crimson scratching his head, while a tiny hand scratches the tiny head lol

    • @thepacificwart8777
      @thepacificwart8777 5 лет назад +1

      @@MrPF that's a hand with a hand with a small hand scratching the small head

    • @jacobpdeleon2747
      @jacobpdeleon2747 5 лет назад

      You are everywhere.

    • @ChargeJN
      @ChargeJN 5 лет назад +2

      Pedro Fellipe hIS NAME IS EPITAPH

  • @nothisispatrick4644
    @nothisispatrick4644 5 лет назад +746

    D4C arc: *exists**
    David Productions: *HOW DOES THIS WORK!?*

    • @mori7602
      @mori7602 5 лет назад +21

      It just works

    • @boltogen5416
      @boltogen5416 5 лет назад +22

      My thinking is that they’ll probably play with color schemes to show which are AU characters, and keep the normal ones looking the same

    • @TheXBladeist
      @TheXBladeist 5 лет назад +4

      @@boltogen5416 Sweety. There are no canonical colours. Tho I like your idea.

    • @diester7610
      @diester7610 5 лет назад +3

      Araki: Yes

    • @matheusmartins7546
      @matheusmartins7546 5 лет назад +7

      Probably why they're took so long to animate part 5, they're still trying to figure out how to animate that fight

  • @brunobuccirati6692
    @brunobuccirati6692 Год назад +1

    Removing boundaries between the Universes. Like infinite images stacked, but different details for each image

  • @wackylrdz7825
    @wackylrdz7825 4 года назад +1512

    Ultimate Remote stand be like:
    Star platinum: pause movie
    The world: pause movie
    King crimson: skip 10 secs
    Killer queen bite the dust: rewind movie
    Gold experience requiem: rewind a bit
    Made in heaven: speed up movie
    Dirty deeds done dirt cheap:
    Change channel

    • @EthanJaye
      @EthanJaye 4 года назад +31

      Basically

    • @mr.walter6973
      @mr.walter6973 4 года назад +116

      Change channel but the other channel can be seen in that channel

    • @madaratobi321
      @madaratobi321 4 года назад +55

      Gold experience rewinds to the beginning, bites the dust rewind the movie an hour

    • @stevejacob1993
      @stevejacob1993 4 года назад +21

      u forgot that king crimson can erase bad parts

    • @dimaswirawan4528
      @dimaswirawan4528 4 года назад +52

      D4C is basically a crossover episode

  • @smickothesmickest
    @smickothesmickest 3 года назад +2956

    I remember when Stand Abilities were very normal and easy to explain
    Magicians Red: Fire Mario
    Star Platinum: Punch
    Crazy Diamond: Fix and Punch

    • @stevo2520
      @stevo2520 3 года назад +268

      bruh u missed a lot of them
      hierophant green: emeralds
      silver chariot: sword
      anubis: also sword
      hermit purple: vine
      the world: stop time + punch
      star platinum the world: stop time + punch
      the hand: erase
      red hot chili pepper: electricity
      aqua necklace: water
      killer queen: boom
      killer queen bite za dusto: boom + rewind
      gold experience: create life + punch
      purple haze: poison + punch (a bit)
      aerosmith: plane + shoot
      moody blues: replay
      sticky fingers: zipper + punch
      six pistols: gun
      king crimson (doppio): arms
      white album: ice
      beach boy: fishing rod

    • @justajobro1266
      @justajobro1266 3 года назад +87

      Bites the dust can be confusing though

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 года назад +93

      Ebony Devil: Evil doll.
      The Sun: Giant ball of fire.
      Emperor: Gun.
      Strength: Big boat.
      Cream: Black hole.
      Bad Company: Evil doll, part two.

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest 3 года назад +127

      @@ianfinrir8724 Hollys Stand: suicide.

    • @user-kg2lp8jz2r
      @user-kg2lp8jz2r 3 года назад +42

      Jonathan:purple vine
      Joseph:violet vine
      Jotaro:punch
      Josuke:heal and punch
      Giorno:transforming nonliving things into living things
      Jolyne:she a string
      Jonny:hand gun
      Kira/josuke/gappy:ceasar + za hando whit extra steps

  • @jonseon5952
    @jonseon5952 5 лет назад +218

    xForts: I'll explain everything in this arc.
    But first we need to talk about parallel universes.

    • @DrMedicsGameSurgery
      @DrMedicsGameSurgery 5 лет назад +27

      0.5 gun presses

    • @ognok6698
      @ognok6698 5 лет назад +13

      @@DrMedicsGameSurgery but you can't have half a gun press! you can only have the gun or press the gun! there's no way it can be half pressed!

    • @HaibaraNeves7
      @HaibaraNeves7 5 лет назад +2

      @@DrMedicsGameSurgery Fractal Gun

    • @bradyanderson1229
      @bradyanderson1229 5 лет назад +19

      First we'll have to build up infinite rotation for 12 hours

  • @WahidurRahmanArnob-tw9sw
    @WahidurRahmanArnob-tw9sw 28 дней назад +1

    I think I have it.
    Universe 1: Valentine shoots Johnny and the painter witnesses it
    Universe 2: Wakopimo shoots Johnny and the kids witness it
    Universe 3: Diego shoots Johnny and the twins witness it
    Combine all of that together, you get:
    Valentine, Wakopimo and Diego shooting Johnny, thus why Johnny was shot 3 times

  • @nglen9365
    @nglen9365 3 года назад +1458

    Imagine if the world’s second ability was to create an infinite staircase

    • @Leviathis_Krade
      @Leviathis_Krade 3 года назад +84

      but only indoor staircases

    • @Kaedaii
      @Kaedaii 3 года назад +5

      that would suck

    • @Leviathis_Krade
      @Leviathis_Krade 3 года назад +45

      @@Kaedaii precisely, but in the fact that it sucks is why it could be so deadly, remember the sun's ability he made them wander though a scorching desert until they found his hiding place (and he almost killed the team).

    • @catsinthecradle1543
      @catsinthecradle1543 3 года назад +17

      you would need to BLG to fight him

    • @January1983_1
      @January1983_1 3 года назад +12

      @@catsinthecradle1543 BLJ*

  • @emilomnic316
    @emilomnic316 5 лет назад +639

    David Pro is gonna have a field day with this one.

    • @emilomnic316
      @emilomnic316 5 лет назад +40

      Advanced Koishi Dont you mean in 2032?

    • @liorbur
      @liorbur 5 лет назад +18

      Or it will never happen and David production will be focused on making a hentai a.k.a the day when humanity falls

    • @emilomnic316
      @emilomnic316 5 лет назад +9

      Lior Burstein Unlikely.

    • @zaqareemalcolm
      @zaqareemalcolm 5 лет назад +18

      Emil Omnic by the time Part 7 and 8 get adaptations, a lot of us will be *89 years old!*

    • @emilomnic316
      @emilomnic316 5 лет назад +2

      zaqareemalcolm Maybe....but I refuse.

  • @governmentspydrone7214
    @governmentspydrone7214 5 лет назад +249

    *D4C didn't actually get retconned, Valentine just found D4C's ability too confusing to use.*

    • @bernhardalan3613
      @bernhardalan3613 5 лет назад +27

      Valentine : What the hell? How in the hell does my stand work... Let's bring copies to myself and shot people that should work

    • @Runoneer
      @Runoneer 4 года назад +5

      It’s true

    • @silverphoenix4934
      @silverphoenix4934 4 года назад +2

      Your theory is funny and all.... but it might be true, his stand was so powerfull that even himself couldn't comprehend it and nerfed it. It really could be legit

  • @aldgate
    @aldgate 10 месяцев назад +8

    The animated town and movement reminds me of people explaining jfk conspiracies, and the fact the question is "who shot Johnny" makes it all the funnier.

  • @vcreisle2943
    @vcreisle2943 4 года назад +1674

    So d4c is mostly like:
    : Multi select
    : Cut
    : Paste
    : Files like this already exist
    : Overwrite
    ????????

  • @jinayl740
    @jinayl740 5 лет назад +1387

    before the video:
    It's freaking King Crimson that wtf
    after the video:
    Well King Crimson is actually easy to understand

    • @Chensoman
      @Chensoman 5 лет назад +7

      Nah I still think King Crimson is more confusing

    • @bigbrowski410
      @bigbrowski410 5 лет назад +74

      King Crimson’s power is easy to understand, it’s rules are just so horrifically inconsistent that trying to come up with one always functioning set of rules is impossible.

    • @sincalo
      @sincalo 5 лет назад +8

      @@Chensoman King Crimson erase the cause and leaving the effect or something

    • @ceoofbrunestud5894
      @ceoofbrunestud5894 5 лет назад +25

      @@sincalo What lol no. KC HAS 2 ABILITIES AND LEMME EXPLAIN
      Court of the crimson king
      Basically the world but everyone and everything moves according to the action they are fated to do basically if you were to throw knives at KC you can't change the action your gonna take
      Epitaph allows you to see the future in your perspective. Also everything that is seen in epitaph WILL HAPPEN.
      If you use this 2 abilities in tandem is pretty simple you can figure that out on your own.

    • @karalkaard2221
      @karalkaard2221 5 лет назад +8

      To me D4C is easy to understand but king Crimson... I am not sure....

  • @rawbinYT
    @rawbinYT 5 лет назад +1206

    To this day I still don't get how people find King Crimson confusing
    ...Until I remember that one time he erased time to dodge -Mista's- Narancia's bullet.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 5 лет назад +289

      King crimson is basically lag in video games raw bin alter

    • @metal42
      @metal42 5 лет назад +83

      Because of the manga's inconsistency.

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 5 лет назад +171

      @@crawlingboy I'm glad more people are using that example. Yeah, it's pretty much just everyone but Diavolo is lagging in a video game online for 10 seconds.

    • @chadsaturday3300
      @chadsaturday3300 5 лет назад +28

      It kinda is.... with the portrayal of King Crimson's skipped time in the manga and especially the anime

    • @ixis
      @ixis 5 лет назад +81

      @@metal42 Fans don't want to admit that. Like when Evangelion fans pretend that the ending makes sense so they can feel superior.
      Or... maybe Stand powers are inconsistent and ill-defined? Like, from the beginning? Even fucking Hamon has "make shit up-itis". Remember how Dio can shoot eye goo out of his eyes like lasers because reasons?
      The fandom will get ten times better when all the pretentious douchebaggery ends and people just accept that sometimes Araki makes shit up that doesn't work.

  • @Panos839
    @Panos839 Год назад +1

    My understanding of this is that funny valentine of screen took (from the base universe) diego and lucy steel to dimension two and weakapipo to dimension 3 in order to create multiple scenarios in which he is shot and after the event he also returns Lucy steel.

  • @toinedonders3203
    @toinedonders3203 5 лет назад +499

    Most confusing would have to be Bungee Gum from Hisoka. Its has the properties of both rubber AND gum. Absolutely insane.

    • @somerandomweeb4836
      @somerandomweeb4836 5 лет назад +35

      Happy to see hxh fans the anime must return

    • @toinedonders3203
      @toinedonders3203 5 лет назад +16

      Brahim Essadiki VIVA LA HXH’s RETURN!! FOR THE BOAT!!!!

    • @michaelironsights8347
      @michaelironsights8347 5 лет назад +32

      My stand Bungee Gum has no weakness!!!!!

    • @Mine0Taur
      @Mine0Taur 5 лет назад +14

      More like Bungee Cum, hu3hu3hu3

    • @HovektheArtist
      @HovektheArtist 5 лет назад +8

      @@Mine0Taur he uses that form only if the fruit is ripe enough 😎

  • @pbrn2533
    @pbrn2533 5 лет назад +513

    Did you shoot Johnny Joestar??!
    *Well yes, but actually no.*

  • @CBMX_GAMING
    @CBMX_GAMING 5 лет назад +913

    No one:
    Araki: “The power of my stand, ‘Old Town Road’, changes the arrangement of valence electrons in any given substance, but only on every third tuesday of the Pagan calendar”

    • @hamzasaid3368
      @hamzasaid3368 5 лет назад +110

      Stand: ' yeezus ' makes your senses switch every 2 mins with 5 conditions

    • @santiagomaldonado8526
      @santiagomaldonado8526 5 лет назад +40

      Stolen OMEGALUL

    • @davidgn40
      @davidgn40 5 лет назад +8

      @Evan Kearney I checked Twitter with some words form the tweet and couldn't find it

    • @Silverado-pq6xe
      @Silverado-pq6xe 5 лет назад +2

      CarbinkMonoxide you’re so unoriginal that you have to steal from other people? Pathetic.

    • @gator2887
      @gator2887 5 лет назад +52

      No one :
      JoJo Main Villains:
      “My Stand YMCA allows me to warp to where a person is standing in an alternate timeline where they had Toast for breakfast instead of cereal as long as they are within a three meter radius of me, However I can only use this ability as long as I am not facing south and as long as something within a 50 meter radius of my stand takes the shape of a Y, M, C, or A”

  • @jakem950
    @jakem950 Год назад +3

    Diego with Scary Monsters is unique to the base world. He was brought into universe 3 without knowing when he was first next to valentine

  • @Spike-hl2mw
    @Spike-hl2mw 5 лет назад +400

    Motion to officially replace "Schrodinger's Cat" with "Schrodinger's JoJo."

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 лет назад +22

      Jojodinger’s Cat

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 5 лет назад +4

      Abdega Schrodinger’s JoJo is better

    • @alecazam6755
      @alecazam6755 5 лет назад +1

      Jodinger's cat

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 лет назад +1

      Parcel Form
      Jojo part 4: Diamond is (not) cat

    • @utterclown1580
      @utterclown1580 5 лет назад +2

      Araki's D4Cat

  • @redtaileddolphin1875
    @redtaileddolphin1875 5 лет назад +289

    I’m an anime only and decided to try and follow along just to see what was up, but then you said something about a race and holy corpse parts and a left eyeball and that’s where I start having no clue what’s going on

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 5 лет назад +52

      I don't know if you figured it out yet, but I'll try to explain it anyway. Potential spoilers ahead.
      Parts 7 and 8 take place in an alternate universe (not the Ireneverse) that's supossedly unrelated to the main one. Basically, in this universe, Jesus died in North America for some reason and his corpse split in nine parts (one of them being the left eyeball). These corpse parts can merge with those who find them and potentially grant them Stand powers (similarily to the Stand Arrows, which are gone now btw); one of these parts, the heart, being the one who granted the president of the USA Funny Valentine his stand D4C, and another one, the left arm, giving Johnny Joestar, the universe's counterpart of Jonathan and main JoJo of Part 7, the Stand Tusk. In order to scout the rest of the country and obtain the rest of the Corpse Parts, Valentine helps Steven Steel organize the Steel Ball Run, a 6000km-long horse race (although there was also a camel, a car and some guy running on foot, for some reason) between San Diego and New York City. The part revolves about Johnny, who wants the corpse to ascend in social status from a rather negative position and sacrifice it later so that it doesn't end in wrong hands, Gyro Zepelli, who is the universe's Will Antonio Zepelli and wants to preserve the corpse, Diego Brando, who is the universe's Dio and wants the corpse to be a jurassic asshole (as usual), Funny Valentine himself, who wants to make America great again, and Hot Pants, a nun who feels guilty for feeding her brother to a bear when she was young and desires to gather the corpse for God's forgiveness, all competing for it. BTW, hamon is kinda back, but now it's kinetic energy instead of the power of the sun.
      Hope I explained it well.

    • @mvalthegamer2450
      @mvalthegamer2450 5 лет назад +14

      @@Dinoman972 Well Diego doesn't want to be an asshole, he is just trying to get revenge for his mother, who was treated rather poorly. Oh and his stand is dinosaurs for some reason.

    • @mvalthegamer2450
      @mvalthegamer2450 5 лет назад +2

      @@Dinoman972 oh and Johnny joestars stand is hamon

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 5 лет назад +1

      @@mvalthegamer2450 You're right about Diego, not sure of how I missed all that.

    • @justyourtypicalweeb1943
      @justyourtypicalweeb1943 5 лет назад +17

      @@mvalthegamer2450 Actually Diego's stand is actually The World. Dr. Ferdinand is the original owner of Scary Monsters, Diego just stole it

  • @syrilascended1172
    @syrilascended1172 5 лет назад +230

    "We then cut to Jesus Christ"
    Me: Yeah, It do be like that sometimes.

  • @pitou6874
    @pitou6874 3 года назад +5

    when you're so excited at making a character that you forgot its other characteristics and powers.

  • @kamicheezu8156
    @kamicheezu8156 4 года назад +444

    The most confusing thing about where the hell and how Joseph suddenly have A TOMMY GUN IN HIS HAND

    • @wijsnsuaiabsh
      @wijsnsuaiabsh 4 года назад +27

      Hey its Jojo "Bizzare" Adventure
      It just work

    • @guidomista3570
      @guidomista3570 4 года назад +56

      It's one of his asspulls, but more literal

    • @C4RTZ
      @C4RTZ 4 года назад +22

      @@guidomista3570 no he just pulls it from time and space itself like he did with the plane to lure kars away

    • @quebus1215
      @quebus1215 4 года назад +16

      @@C4RTZ hermit purple hidden ability confirmed?

    • @C4RTZ
      @C4RTZ 4 года назад +6

      @@quebus1215 yes

  • @carrie.c.c
    @carrie.c.c 5 лет назад +435

    "But first, we need to talk about Parallel Universes"

    • @Cooljo88827
      @Cooljo88827 5 лет назад +5

      ok, mister Jaysee """The""" Crew...

    • @HopperDragon
      @HopperDragon 5 лет назад +5

      Quality fucking reference.

    • @isectoid9454
      @isectoid9454 5 лет назад +4

      @@HopperDragon These are men of culture indeed.

    • @azrael5493
      @azrael5493 5 лет назад

      dudududu dudoo dudududu dudududu dudoo

    • @peanutbuttercracker1
      @peanutbuttercracker1 5 лет назад +8

      With my stand *「Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap」* I am able to access parallel universes by building up speed for 12 hours...

  • @thomasclyne5842
    @thomasclyne5842 4 года назад +2093

    Imagine a D4C requiem.
    Oh god my head hurts.
    (edit) H*ly shit imagine d4c lovetrain requiem over heaven. Neither of my braincells can comprehend this.

    • @joseph-fernando-piano
      @joseph-fernando-piano 4 года назад +224

      It would probably allow valentine to travel to dimensions in the multi-multiverse where all possible dimensions from the original jojo's universe exist...

    • @holyshiet787
      @holyshiet787 4 года назад +61

      Love Train?

    • @donce1310
      @donce1310 4 года назад +34

      @@holyshiet787 no

    • @dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap5729
      @dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap5729 4 года назад +68

      Yeah, I wonder

    • @kceith
      @kceith 4 года назад +47

      @@dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap5729 wait a minute...

  • @ShatteredXeno
    @ShatteredXeno Год назад +1

    The events in the manga actually do make sense when you think about it for long enough, the hard part is explaining it to others.

  • @TrueKung01
    @TrueKung01 4 года назад +1740

    King Crimson isnt confusing
    You know that thing where you double tap in RUclips and it skips part of the video? Yeah like that but with time

    • @Silancet
      @Silancet 4 года назад +58

      Yep that is king crim

    • @vastablioh3042
      @vastablioh3042 4 года назад +80

      i dont know how i work tho

    • @aymenhaddoud1866
      @aymenhaddoud1866 4 года назад +47

      i literally didn't have an idea how it works until now bro ur a fucking genius

    • @ukrainiangigachad
      @ukrainiangigachad 4 года назад +76

      Nobody can see these 10 seconds, but YOU can

    • @santiagobalda3581
      @santiagobalda3581 4 года назад +52

      It's like lag. You did something that you couldn't see but the other people just saw you normally.

  • @jen1447
    @jen1447 5 лет назад +447

    The most confusing Stand is Araki’s [Heaven’s Door] while it makes him write a good story and probably rule the world but it also makes him forget quickly

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 лет назад

      @Eric Shen lol

    • @rightupmyalley617
      @rightupmyalley617 5 лет назад +5

      The Araki forget meme is not funny

    • @warzone822
      @warzone822 5 лет назад +10

      Araki's stand is pretty obvious it gifts him with being an amazing writer but in exchange he is forced to explore his sexual preference in his work
      Examples being, look at every character design. That's a mans taste changing

    • @scotcheggable
      @scotcheggable 5 лет назад +5

      @@rightupmyalley617 It's not a joke.

    • @legiaanh4828
      @legiaanh4828 5 лет назад +4

      @@scotcheggable It's a joke when half of what fans consider "Araki forgot" isn't actually Araki forgot

  • @wrunico
    @wrunico 5 лет назад +642

    Lmao, Imagine how DIO was putting down Polnareff downstairs. He would look silly..

    • @Feradose
      @Feradose 5 лет назад +58

      He likely used The World with his 10m range to do it

    • @christianmccollum5157
      @christianmccollum5157 5 лет назад +58

      @@Feradose How people do not understand this is beyond me. Dio probably wouldn't have the time to put Polnareff back down the stairs physically even if he is faster than a regular human as a vampire, but for the sake of arguement even if he could he wouldn't be able to resume his exact pose in exactly the same spot every time. If he suddenly appeared to "skip" (The way The World looks to an outsider's perspective. It is like you're watching somebody with lag and suddenly their position jumps) he might risk giving away his stand power too early, and Dio had worked very hard to keep it hidden. He wouldn't do that yet. He stood in place and let The World pull Polnareff down. I have heard some people say it seemed that Polnareff would of moved more than 10 meters away from Dio, but even if that is true The World can likely get more than 10 meters away as well. Star Platinum (who is the same "type" of stand, but weaker) is listed as only having a 2 meter range, but at the start of Crusaders SP is bringing Jotaro shit like beer, comics, food, ect while he just sits in his cell. SP could actually go further than his range listing it just causes it to lose all power. But within stopped time there would be zero resistance. Surprised to see the video portray that scene as Dio running down the stairs.

    • @karhammer
      @karhammer 5 лет назад +13

      @@christianmccollum5157 To me, people that say he moved more than 10MT are from the USA and they can't quite imagine what 10MT would look like in their heads, the same as most of the world can't imagine how tall a 6'3 person is.

    • @melvinklark6950
      @melvinklark6950 5 лет назад +4

      @@karhammer I understand how far that is but basically only because attack on titan

    • @lidergamesxy1009
      @lidergamesxy1009 5 лет назад

      @@karhammer hey, but the range of Za Warudo is not 20m?

  • @goobgob031
    @goobgob031 8 месяцев назад +1

    I remember reading this and I felt so bad for Johnny, like he literally got shot by three people at the same time and it's shown from so many angles and perspectives so you just see him get fucked up over and over again.

  • @GentlemanQ
    @GentlemanQ 5 лет назад +134

    Araki: *drew the park in different dimensions each time he draw it bcs again, he FORGOT*
    Readers: *crying in confuse*

  • @justsomelazybrit2707
    @justsomelazybrit2707 3 года назад +894

    Imagine the kind of convoluted BS we'd have had to read if Araki stuck with the first ability for the whole part lol

    • @PSNSMANIACALMIND1st
      @PSNSMANIACALMIND1st Год назад +72

      You can always place a limitation on these abilities and make it work. The worst outcome is it coming into conflict with the character or narrative themes.
      The original version could require the effected targets have the same desire for the effect to manifest. The problem here is that Wekipipo had no intention of directly killing Johnny at this point. However, he was considering betraying them for staying on the winning side. Therefore, it could be said that D4C's ability is to make the final decision for people who's hearts are clouded, much like a president decides the fate of his country.
      Araki had something here, he just decided that the original D4C power focused on having Valentine manipulate people's motivations rather than how the final version manifests his unwavering personal conviction. Hell, it's so strong that literally every other universe's Valentine's have the same personality and conviction.

    • @hermosillotramita480
      @hermosillotramita480 Год назад +10

      @@PSNSMANIACALMIND1st What

    • @ryanhernandez8324
      @ryanhernandez8324 Год назад +1

      ​​@@hermosillotramita480 'Napkins.'

    • @ricky.t.1658
      @ricky.t.1658 9 месяцев назад +3

      I wish it was so, it would have created one of the best villain abilities ever seen

  • @zawarudo7806
    @zawarudo7806 4 года назад +318

    The most confusing stand is Star Platnium
    It's able to steal the ability of Dio, even if he goes over heaven, without even following the process

    • @inktouhou
      @inktouhou 4 года назад +35

      Za Warudo because star platinum is the same type of stand as the world

    • @zawarudo7806
      @zawarudo7806 4 года назад +22

      @@inktouhou which makes it even more confusing

    • @inktouhou
      @inktouhou 4 года назад +15

      Whatever the world do, star platinum will always do it

    • @bluekawashima-9012
      @bluekawashima-9012 4 года назад +44

      Za Warudo it's not confusing
      It's just straight up a "i'll copy your entire homework " stand.

    • @haydenmccormick6245
      @haydenmccormick6245 4 года назад +13

      @@bluekawashima-9012 but he was told not to copy it perfect or they'll get caught so he can only stop time for two seconds

  • @Nucleus3180
    @Nucleus3180 Месяц назад

    More proof that Araki just makes shit up along the way without looking back, and still comes out with the peakest stories ever