@@skwidperson3634 fuck blasphemy. I am christian but that doesn't mean i do not enjoy lores which involve christianity ven in the vilest sense. Afterall, history of christianity is too fucked up to even call some things blasphemous
@@supiriorironmantheillumina689 oh, I don't remember, I just remember it was a top 100 manga world-wide thing and it was number 2, right below Fullmetal Alchemsit, and right above Berserk.
I still remember the part where Jesus walked on the sea with the power of spin beneath his feet. Gives me goosebumps every day, especially when he said "Pizza mozzarella~"
And then one day the saint's corpse will be assembled by the hand of a new villain, but in the direst moment, instead of giving the villain unlimited powers. The corpse will stand up, revived. Striking a Jojo pose and announcing himself as the founder of the Jojo's bloodline. Defeating the enemy with his omnipotent reality bending stand.
I think jesus when assembled by someone stand who can "revive anyone if the body parts are found" this guy is not yet introduced jesus being revived will cause jesus resetting the universe into the original jojoverse continuing the real part 7 this universe is simply a sidestory
So let's see: Johnny: Wants to prove himself Gyro: Save an executed child Diego: Money time Hotpants: Traitor's Requiem Valentine: My actions are utterly unclouded *Jesus whispers "they are"* shut up!
@peepee poopoo I’m pretty sure Johnny only joined the SBR race because he was one of the main protagonists, thus the story would go on and Johnny gets the saints left arm getting tusk, and yeah
Honestly I love how Araki handled the incorporation of Jesus. He didn't make Jesus do much, but the ramifications of what he left behind were absolutely massive, and the power that comes from harnessing his very corpse is astonishing. It means, at least in JoJo's, that Jesus' miracles happened, and that it's theoretically possible for other people to perform those same miracles if they reach the same divine level as Jesus. It makes you wonder if Jesus came to the Americas to perform Dio's heaven ritual to fully realize his enlightenment, and that the story of Jesus dying to "wash away our sins" was him using his version of Made in Heaven to help us.
There are 2 possible options (IMO): 1 is that the existence of the corpse in the area made it some kind of a devil's palm, but because the corpse were immediately taken, the result was the walleyes (the creation of stand users isn't affected by the existence of the walleyes because people like Kira already had their stands before the walleyes appeared in 2011, Wich means that the area had it's effects before the walleyes appeared. Same goes for the higashikada family's curse) 2 is that Johnny became a saint or some shit and had some effect on the area creating the walleyes.
Don't some of the corpse parts do the same thing as the miracles Jesus did in the bible? Such as making a blind man see (when gyro had the eye and could see stands) or Johnny (spoiler) Had the full corpse and could move his legs once again?
Yeah, it seems clear the New Testament was merged with the Book of Mormon and removed any ascension. Was Jesus an alien though? Or was the spear which pierced his side made of a stand arrow?
@@noahholderman5725 I dunno, but I'm pretty sure the Holy Ghost was Jesus's Stand. I'll never be able to hear a bible story without picturing Jesus Jojo posing ever again.
Dude jojolion's got cool story elements, like the flashback manand the baby that appeared after johnny died, i really like this part but i feel like araki is stalling too much
The plot is starting to get going now that they are leaving the hospital and know Jobin has the branch. My next guess is that flashback man is the boss of the Rock Humans who will turn up as the penultimate threat before Josuke can fight Jobin/Kaato.
No, because of kars. If kars didnt exist dio wouldnt be a vampire, pillar men wouldnt all be dead, and the world wouldnt be taken over by them since theyre peaceful, pucci wouldnt have reset the universe.
*”Jesus drew a Map with the Sand at his feet and showed Joseph of Arimathea 9 Locations.”* Sounds familiar? Well, in Stardust Crusaders, Joseph Joestar in Part 3 drew a map of a city with the Ashes like Sand to find a Coal Tar to defeat The Empress, an Enemy Stand.
@@overcomingsins6334 true. These people don't know what's coming for them. Jesus Experience Requiem is dangerous, dying for eternity really is to be feared.
Very concisely explained. I've read SBR several times but still enjoyed this video. You don't choose to embellish your voice in obnoxious ways like other RUclips commentators. Thank you.
Everybody be talking about part 8 Josuke who has the same name as part 4 Josuke while johnny's full name is literally Johnathan Joestar the first JoJo to fight Dio Brando
I thought ball breaker was the spins stand because in the Ringo arc gyro had a stand that was manifesting and it looked like the corpse eyes guardian in the scary monsters fight
Yea and then after that he loses scan and then uses ball breaker even though he lost the corpse part and the stand that appears in the fight with Ringo looks different from ball breaker
@@grubkiller7612 It's the spin as a stand through the steel balls, if that makes any sense. Not truly Gyro's stand though, similar to how Rohan was the user of Cheap Trick for a time despite it not being his "true stand".
@@grubkiller7612 Gyro got Ball Breaker from mastering Spin, same as any other Stand that comes from high skill (Heavens Door, Pearl Jam, Johnny's Tusk evolutions)
can't believe it... all of SBR is so heartbreaking and so good, I might even dare to say that this is the best story of all of JJBA, or even all of manga since 2015, or maybe even earlier. kudos to araki
I'm expecting that Araki would introduce some Da Vinci Code stuff and reveal that the Joestar bloodline were direct descendants of Jesus all along. The star-shaped birthmark on their necks symbolizes the star the Three Wise Men saw when Jesus was born
Meanwhile in JoJo in a nutshell part 7 Johnny and gyro ride their horse normally until Johnny: I don't know what's wrong with me but Jesus told us that we need to kill Mr President to save the world Gyro: wh-what?
Part 1 and 2- Masks made by Aztec Chads Part 3-6- the arrows were made from a meteorite if you live you have stand if not you dead 7 and 8- It was Jesus all along
Part 1: A story of vampires Part 49:Cheese was the one who defeated Door by using the power of dance,and so another Adventure has been closed in JoJo's bizarre adventure
Let's appreciate the unimaginable death that happen to johnny and saved his son by transferring it into him in hopes of the curse being left with him like most fathers with unlimited power and never realize if their son is in danger johnny is a good father to the end
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Part1-3: it was the vampires.
Part4-6: it was the arrows.
Part7-8 (and probably 9): IT WAS JESUS!!!
JESUS FUCKING CHRISE
Bet Jesus was actually blessed by Cthulhu or some shit in part 10
Stolen Movies 4 Free lol
inb4 part 9's main jojo is jesus
And Jesus WEPT
Araki's dedication must've been insane to write the Bible as a teaser to reveal JJBA almost 2000 years later
If he really was a vampire, he could have
You're telling me Araki was Paul the disciple
For real bro
Jesus, the first Jojo and the founder of Hamon
@@solarbison27 For For Real
As a Christian, this truly is the oddest non canonical gospel. Practically Bizarre.
I agree 🤣
TIME WILL COME JJBA PART 7 WILL BE SEEN AS A PART OF THE APOCRYPHAL BOOKS
this is like running in to a wall of spikes. i finally find my favorite anime and all the sudden it becomes blasphemy
@@skwidperson3634 fuck blasphemy. I am christian but that doesn't mean i do not enjoy lores which involve christianity ven in the vilest sense. Afterall, history of christianity is too fucked up to even call some things blasphemous
I accept it as canon :V
Y'all just gonna ignore how this man explains of all of the Who Shot Johnny Joestar Arc in mere seconds?
@@rohan2558 lol lol lolol lol lol olol iuhygt gfvcdzsWQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqasdxcvcZxcvhj
Here's the thing he is racist, I don't know if he still is.
@@nexus8824 well yeah, while he's not exactly a good person, his point is still valid
@@nexus8824 hamon beat is racist?
@@nexus8824 what’d he say?
I just love that there's a stand called civil war, and it's ability is PTSD
I like how araki can make even a high religious figure like Jesus into a JoJo reference
Timothy Ng And gets little to no backlash
Well, he gave us Speedwagon, so we had the presence of Jesus in JoJo since the first part.
Not only that but Jesus is a Jojo, Joshua bar Joseph is his true name (Jojo).
Robert Wiech yeshua yoseph
YeYo reference lel
Jesus Stand: Stairway to Heaven.
When I saw Jesus introduced in JoJo, I knew why the series is the 2nd most popular manga world-wide.
Where did u see that? I wanna see that because if it's true my faith in humanity is restored. If not then I ABANDON MY HUMANITY, JOJO!
@@j.e.6901 Don't know if you're joking, but he appears in part 7 as the holy corpse.
Bone Daddy I think he means where did u see the series was 2nd most popular manga
@@supiriorironmantheillumina689 oh, I don't remember, I just remember it was a top 100 manga world-wide thing and it was number 2, right below Fullmetal Alchemsit, and right above Berserk.
Its not the most popular manga. Its the second most highly rated manga, having 9.2 for the rating. Its on the top manga list from MyAnimeList
Ive read part 7 of the bible i know this already
I still remember the part where Jesus walked on the sea with the power of spin beneath his feet.
Gives me goosebumps every day, especially when he said "Pizza mozzarella~"
I rrmber on the bible when god ora ora satan in to the next world
@@enderwolfherowolf7572 Dude spoilers.
@@enderwolfherowolf7572 remember when David defeated Goliath with a Hamon Overdrive?
Don't forget the many times Jesus used Crazy Diamond to heal people
Part 1: Dio vs Jonathan
Part 7: *"Jesus tells a crippled man to kill the president of the USA"*
Part 8: Kiko from Chaves have 4 balls
@@cotocoyerakson8195 part 9: *INFINITE LOOP OF DEATH*
He also tells him to shoot himself
That is blasphemy against our lord and savior Jesus Christ. SHAME on the creator of this anime
@@MiguelPart1more like: gen z drug dealer teen gets filthy rich.
I always imagine DP asking a voice actor for part 7 be like "You wanna voice Jesus?"
VA: Oh for a new Bible anime?
DP: Umm yes sorta.
Oh gods, I'm a Pagan and would love to be this person
@@AureliusLaurentius1099 late but technically it can be considered bible story for like one chapter (the origin of the saints corpse)
But he has no lines tho, He's a corpse
@@Icedsobaka be talks to Johnny and he talks in a flashback
*Jesus whispering in Johnny’s ear* : Do you believe in gravity?
Made in heaven Vs Tusk act 4
@@veegoevers I don't believe Johnny would br able even to aim at him
Johny: Gyro! My part is broken.
Johnny : Yes and I was right it turn to be a good movie after all !
Is magenta magenta not right?
And then one day the saint's corpse will be assembled by the hand of a new villain, but in the direst moment, instead of giving the villain unlimited powers. The corpse will stand up, revived. Striking a Jojo pose and announcing himself as the founder of the Jojo's bloodline. Defeating the enemy with his omnipotent reality bending stand.
his Stand would be Hallellujah Over Heaven.
No he is already back and his name is Araki
I think jesus when assembled by someone stand who can "revive anyone if the body parts are found" this guy is not yet introduced jesus being revived will cause jesus resetting the universe into the original jojoverse continuing the real part 7 this universe is simply a sidestory
But that would need a huge melting pot like how it happened in part 6 and showing the ultimate reveal of thing is really happening.
Isn't jesus stand literally the Love Train?
*Jo* shua
bar
*Jo* seph
Part 9 Jojo confirmed
*Jo* nah's Bizarre Adventure with the whale
Boul der araki already mention who's the new JoJo in part 9 in the interview
@@EzartJMir who?
@@Kepin151 emporio,
@@EzartJMir he's not from joestar bloodline
Me: this series can't get any more bizarre
Araki: tuning people into dinosaurs *WITH JESUS POWERS*
This is beyond bizzare that why we love jojo
Velocipastor
@@garfieldsmutenthusiast no
@@nokiagt hell the fuckin’ yes
@@garfieldsmutenthusiast Hell yeah
So let's see:
Johnny: Wants to prove himself
Gyro: Save an executed child
Diego: Money time
Hotpants: Traitor's Requiem
Valentine: My actions are utterly unclouded *Jesus whispers "they are"* shut up!
pocoloco: *money time 2, electric boogalo*
Did that kid end up saved or executed? I have a shitty memory
@peepee poopoo I’m pretty sure Johnny only joined the SBR race because he was one of the main protagonists, thus the story would go on and Johnny gets the saints left arm getting tusk, and yeah
@@jamescallanan2443 he got amnesty and died of cold
@@gamergod8210he joined because of the spin helping him
Judas : Awaken my Messiah!
Jesus : *Aztec Dubstep*
Jewish dupstep
Instead of AYAYAYAYA, it's HALLELUJAH!
*Church Organs can be heard playing the Pillar Men's theme
@@margarethmichelina5146 Pucci agrees
Didn't he betray Jesus?
Plot twist: Joseph of Arimathea was a Jojo.
Nah...Jesus was a Jojo
@@nevezetesazonossag Josus Johovah
@@extrajerky2940 Yoshua of Yeruzalem
Josus of jorusalem
The names Jesus Joestar, n I'm on thot patrol.
Does this make Jesus a Jojo now?
Christianity is a JoJo reference.
@@michael-gr2uw Amen
Christianity is just Jesus' fanbase who think he's best jojo
JOshua son of JOseph.
NANI!?
joshua joestar
the title should be “jojo alternate universe explained in 13 min”
Found you 😉
lmao true, this is literally about the entire story not only corpse
Honestly I love how Araki handled the incorporation of Jesus.
He didn't make Jesus do much, but the ramifications of what he left behind were absolutely massive, and the power that comes from harnessing his very corpse is astonishing.
It means, at least in JoJo's, that Jesus' miracles happened, and that it's theoretically possible for other people to perform those same miracles if they reach the same divine level as Jesus.
It makes you wonder if Jesus came to the Americas to perform Dio's heaven ritual to fully realize his enlightenment, and that the story of Jesus dying to "wash away our sins" was him using his version of Made in Heaven to help us.
He also included Greek gods and other ghosts just incase people felt left out. Im sure he’ll incorporate other religions.
@@datboy038 it would be sick seeing araki involving the Greek pantheon into Jojo‘s or Ghosts or general more mysthic things
@@R5x495 rohan ovas be like
Cant even pray correctly in ohio
*Holy corpse exist*
Funny Valentine: it's free real estate.
#MAGA
The real estate is for Jim Boonie and Jim Boonie only (Jim if you're reading this come claim your real estate)
Will these questions proposed be answered in Jojolion?
Probably not
There are 2 possible options (IMO):
1 is that the existence of the corpse in the area made it some kind of a devil's palm, but because the corpse were immediately taken, the result was the walleyes (the creation of stand users isn't affected by the existence of the walleyes because people like Kira already had their stands before the walleyes appeared in 2011, Wich means that the area had it's effects before the walleyes appeared. Same goes for the higashikada family's curse)
2 is that Johnny became a saint or some shit and had some effect on the area creating the walleyes.
Damn Araki won't give us closure on the corpse.
well, it kinda is now...
Doubting araki? Shame.
This aged like milk
The whole, "No spoilers, please" doesn't apply to JoJo. I watched this video and I'm still not spoiled.
What?
michael You really are lol
I still enjoy jjba with spoilers lol
@@Hamon_Beat we cant get it. Were confused on it.
This legit tells you that Diego and hot pants die
I love how I'm actually a. Christian that means my stand ability will soon come to me and I just don't know it
Jesus will slap you with a severed hand and you will fuse with it
Don't some of the corpse parts do the same thing as the miracles Jesus did in the bible? Such as making a blind man see (when gyro had the eye and could see stands) or Johnny (spoiler)
Had the full corpse and could move his legs once again?
Do you believe in gravity?
@@rhysjonsmusic hey I read that part
Wasn't it part 6
So pretty much
Jesus is getting kidnapped left and right
Bruh
Its like that one cliche scene of 2 kids pulling at a doll while screaming "NO, ITS MINE!" Except it's the corpse of Jesus.
I love how Diego says that this time he is the only one to posses “Za Warudo”
Hahahahahahaha
Jotaro from this timeline: So this is just like my Star Platinum.
@@cotocoyerakson8195 Gappy, Josefumi, Kira, and/or Kei
*mormon jesus*
Jello, I hear you are talking about the ancient Jews in America
That would Make him MoMo
@@xavier4563 its pretty good 😉
Johnny is like Jonathan.
Their heads were removed while the body was intact.
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Well.. his full name is Johnathan Joestar, Sooooooo it's part 1 but its an alternate universe..
@@MotivatedVergilSparda wait-
@@MotivatedVergilSparda I am you
@@MotivatedVergilSparda but another alternate universe!
Me when I see this: O U R G O D I S A N A W E S O M E G O D
Y O U R G O D I S A J O J O
H O R R Y S H I T
It's a kids song, so...
Kids Songs are Jojo references?
The best thing about being a christian is that that God is a really awesome dude
@@stepladder3257 you should read your Bible, there is reason why GOD created Hell, when it's too late its too late
@@stepladder3257 god is a dickhead
Lol that backstory is fake they actually trying to find speedwagons body parts.
bold of you to assume that speedwagon can die
@@giornogiobama6625 speedwagon's body *survived* the universe reset, and became the holy corpse, due to his massive, unrivaled, *STANDO POWAH!*
Robin Jankovic his stand is called oily fortune and it makes him so rich he can buy immortality from even god
He is only in sleep mode he needs a host to awaken
And with good reason
Not to sound like a smartass but deigo resembles a Utahraptor more than a velociraptor unless I forgot something from the manga saying he is one
He is in fact a Utahraptor
@@Hamon_Beat i meant to say deigo and that's nice to know
@@koolkactusbaby1856 Diego**
Well the whole "Dinosaurs only see moving things" is in part 7 so does biology really apply?
@@zentstar7x shit ur right
Sounds like Mormon Jesus, visiting america and living with natives.
Yeah, it seems clear the New Testament was merged with the Book of Mormon and removed any ascension. Was Jesus an alien though? Or was the spear which pierced his side made of a stand arrow?
I'm pretty sure it is Mormon Jesus, yeah.
@@somerandomguyontheinternett the most nostalgic MC Hammer parody.
@@noahholderman5725 I dunno, but I'm pretty sure the Holy Ghost was Jesus's Stand.
I'll never be able to hear a bible story without picturing Jesus Jojo posing ever again.
InfiniteSolace I haven’t finished SBR yet, but the wiki seems to say it was Ticket to Ride
If you accept Jesus as your lord and savior, you'll be gifted a stand.
*grabs giant cross* where do I sign up
*drinks 2 gallons of holy water*
Aight
*holds up bible* say no more
I haven't acquired my stand yet, what gives?
Amen!
History of the corpse:
Litteraly the story of Part 7
“You thought I was dead but it’s me, Jesus!”
KO NO JESUS DAH
Jesus joestar
*Jo* shua ben *Jo* seph
“Hey I see i jo and a jo we”ll call you jojo now!”
Jejo
JoJosus
Joses joestar
Dude jojolion's got cool story elements, like the flashback manand the baby that appeared after johnny died, i really like this part but i feel like araki is stalling too much
And forgeting things
The plot is starting to get going now that they are leaving the hospital and know Jobin has the branch. My next guess is that flashback man is the boss of the Rock Humans who will turn up as the penultimate threat before Josuke can fight Jobin/Kaato.
@@Hamon_Beat I would love if araki didn't forgot about him, i just hope we get more interesting chapters and not another "milagro man"
Milagro Man was a great chapter.
@@Hamon_Beat I stand by you. Milagro Man was a great arc.
So you're telling me? The JoJo storyline happened because of jesus?
nameless rando Well it’s still possible that hell already existed
Araki: This part is sponsored by Jesus aka. the first jojo
No, because of kars. If kars didnt exist dio wouldnt be a vampire, pillar men wouldnt all be dead, and the world wouldnt be taken over by them since theyre peaceful, pucci wouldnt have reset the universe.
LiamDiamond its possible it didnt and rohan made it
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 It's because a guy couldn't steer a carriage properly.
*”Jesus drew a Map with the Sand at his feet and showed Joseph of Arimathea 9 Locations.”*
Sounds familiar? Well, in Stardust Crusaders, Joseph Joestar in Part 3 drew a map of a city
with the Ashes like Sand to find a Coal Tar to defeat The Empress, an Enemy Stand.
If we're incorporating the Bible into JoJo lore...
*Judas was the first enemy Stand user*
Yes
i feel bad for this world lol
boast all you like while you still can, eternity is a long time
Enoch have an archangel as a stand
@@overcomingsins6334 true. These people don't know what's coming for them. Jesus Experience Requiem is dangerous, dying for eternity really is to be feared.
@@endlesssummerpictures6329 lol what?
GOD created Hell for a reason, how about eternity of torment?
Amazing video, it's been years since I last reread SBR and I forgot how thrilling it was.
Very concisely explained. I've read SBR several times but still enjoyed this video. You don't choose to embellish your voice in obnoxious ways like other RUclips commentators. Thank you.
Shit, you shoulda called this Part 7 abridged. This is pretty much a complete retelling of Part 7.
That's pretty much what has to be done to get the full history of who had the corpse parts.
4:33 In Nerdy voice "Actually that's a Utahraptor"
SBR: If you find Jesus' corpse part, you'll be given a stand.
Literally every JOJO fan: *Speedrun music intensifies*
Jesus looks like cars when he goes through that door at start.
*CHURCHMAN AWAKENS*
Holy ebola I spelt Kars as Cars
@@maden4039 *VROOOOM*
Everybody be talking about part 8 Josuke who has the same name as part 4 Josuke while johnny's full name is literally Johnathan Joestar the first JoJo to fight Dio Brando
Bruh, you're not a real JoJo fan if you haven't read the bible.
This
Darth Revan so the manga?
The Bible is part 0 of JoJo
You meant *_jesus's Bizzare Adventure Manga?_*
@@yeehnope7471 I mean, Jesus's Hebrew name could be rendered as Joshua bar Joseph, so technically Jesus _is_ a JoJo...
Johnny after the race: JESUS TOLD ME TO KILL THE P R E S I D E N T
This went from history to a explanation of the parts
Jesus corpse parts in in a spot called Devil's Palm
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND
You may have read the manga but have you read teh bibel 😤🙏
Erick Viana no
DO YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY, JIMMY?!
the manga IS the bible
@Woofarasu if you read the bible and praise Jesus you get a stand
DaPhuc Son jesus isn’t real satan is
So the holy corpse is jesus
Yeah i guess
No, it's obviously Speedwagon's
This is insanely impossible to follow if you haven’t read SBR. Thank God I read SBR 4 years ago and remember everything from it 😌
Finally someone with a big brain in the Jojo community
An explanation about equivalent exchange and how it works and a bit about rokakaka's history would make a good video
I think JoJolion needs an ending before we get an explanation of the Rokakaka
Jesus stand: *THE ONE ABOVE ALL*
Jotaro:"So it's the same type as star platinum"
*stairway to heaven
Robin Jankovic that good sir is genius
I thought ball breaker was the spins stand because in the Ringo arc gyro had a stand that was manifesting and it looked like the corpse eyes guardian in the scary monsters fight
That was his stand he had from Scan. He lost that when he gave Lucy the eye.
Yea and then after that he loses scan and then uses ball breaker even though he lost the corpse part and the stand that appears in the fight with Ringo looks different from ball breaker
@@grubkiller7612 It's the spin as a stand through the steel balls, if that makes any sense. Not truly Gyro's stand though, similar to how Rohan was the user of Cheap Trick for a time despite it not being his "true stand".
Ball breaker is the result of the energy stored in his balls and lesson 5
@@grubkiller7612 Gyro got Ball Breaker from mastering Spin, same as any other Stand that comes from high skill (Heavens Door, Pearl Jam, Johnny's Tusk evolutions)
can't believe it... all of SBR is so heartbreaking and so good, I might even dare to say that this is the best story of all of JJBA, or even all of manga since 2015, or maybe even earlier. kudos to araki
Imagine being able to survive against a time stopping ghost, but only to die by a rock
*_Jojo comproves that the book of mormon is true_*
Well in the Book of Mormon Jesus didn't travel in a boat and he sure as heck didn't die
"Diego uses the World"
ಠ_ʖಠ
What?
@@akiraotoishi3280 but it doesn't have a road roller
0:21 funny valentine turned into a discord/Reddit user
You meant, “JoJo Part 7 explained”
I'm expecting that Araki would introduce some Da Vinci Code stuff and reveal that the Joestar bloodline were direct descendants of Jesus all along. The star-shaped birthmark on their necks symbolizes the star the Three Wise Men saw when Jesus was born
Holy Jesus that's one hell of a headcanon
omg that's genius
Jesus had no offspring
@@dlrowworld2313 DaVinci Code
@@dlrowworld2313they could be spiritual successors, or could be distant relatives.
Jesus “I will go east..- to know defeat!”
Baki
Ma boi
Arigato... Gyro
:(
Before You Realise That Being Christian Is A Jojo Reference:I'll Never Be Christian
After You Realise That Being Christian Is A Jojo Reference:
Amen
A
I know this a joke but you see this makes no sense
@@liciaadinson1102 How does it make no sense
@@AdamRosier don't worry I am Christian AND I SUPPORT OUR LORD AND SAVOIR SPEEDWAGON
Did...did I just watch steel ball run in 13 minutes?
Alternative title: jojo part 7 in 13 minutes
Not gonna lie but I respect Johnny's reason of death
Kira used bites the dust and went to jerusalem just to cut off jesus' hand
Meanwhile in JoJo in a nutshell part 7
Johnny and gyro ride their horse normally until
Johnny: I don't know what's wrong with me but Jesus told us that we need to kill Mr President to save the world
Gyro: wh-what?
The coolest Prinz that just makes jojos sound even more bizarre somehow
This is weirder than the book of mormon
Valentine: tries to get all the corpse parts to make America great again
Johnny: I shall make sure you don't get these because yes
"GYRO, JESUS JUST TOLD ME TO KILL THE PRESIDENT!"
Hamon Beat: Gyro is a master of a technique called S P I N.
Me: Subscribes
If Josuke was there, I think finding the parts of Jesus’s would’ve been a bit, more easier
Is the corpse's power ticket to ride or the whole equivalent exchange?
Equivalent exchange is from the rokakaka fruit. Ticket to Ride is the corpse's stand.
Bruh imagine Jesus possessing all the stands granted from his corpse, just imagine Tusk Act 4: Love Train coming straight at you
Going to church dressed as Pucci
Part 1 and 2- Masks made by Aztec Chads
Part 3-6- the arrows were made from a meteorite if you live you have stand if not you dead
7 and 8- It was Jesus all along
When you think your lag is bad, but then you realize it took Jesus 3 days to respawn
Bruh Jesus was just Expetating
Imagine saint's lungs saint's kidneys saint's stomach being part of him aswell
isn't that the plot to the book of Mormon?
It is
Yes no doubt
Now I don't have to read Steel Ball Run because of not only the summary of the Corpse Parts but you literally summarized all of jjba part 7 for me.
Johnny out here confirming Mormonism
"I pray to Jesus"
"Oh Yeah! The jojo guy, you pray to him lmao
Part 1:
A story of vampires
Part 49:Cheese was the one who defeated Door by using the power of dance,and so another Adventure has been closed in JoJo's bizarre adventure
TOP TEN GREATEST CROSSOVERS IN HISTORY AND TIME
I feel like im watching the documentary of jesus christ
Araki can make breathing a JoJo referance and now religion is a JoJo referance
Funny valentine best president
#ourpresident
damm even when he knew he would die valentine had decieded to put the corpse into the vault
The Holy Spirit was actually a stand
How bizarre
Tofu Boi gods stand is the real heavens door
And Mary was it's Stand master
Jojo part 1-2:hamon
Jojo part 3-6:arrow
Jojo part 7:corpse part
Jojo part 8:rokakaka
I'm literally inlove with this guy StoryTelling.
Let's appreciate the unimaginable death that happen to johnny and saved his son by transferring it into him in hopes of the curse being left with him like most fathers with unlimited power and never realize if their son is in danger johnny is a good father to the end
Damn your so nice explaining chapter 7 of the bible king jojo version
Hamon beat:*explains the entire series*
Me:omg now I don’t need to read part 7
Also me:*realizes I still need to read it*...
Also me:.........
11:30 valentine in hell: bruh that was my goal
This is like the best way for me to know the story of part 7 without reading it, thank you