Which JoJo Could Beat FULL POWER Sukuna?
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- Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024
- You know, this was a lot more wild than I thought.
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honestly id love to see joseph defeat sukuna with sheer comical plot armor
The strongest plot armor of today vs the strongest plot armor in history.
Oh fuck that I just realized lets have Joseph vs Takaba instead.
What's interesting is that Joseph in Part 2 really did win against Kars simply due to plot armor. There's no other explanation for it. I mean Araki wouldn't even let him die even after Part 4. He just had to confirm that he was still alive during the events of Part 6 before the universe resetted.
REAL REAL REAL REAL@@govnorelven4036
@@i-papiseacucumberi-3278 I think King and Hercule Satan have them topped
Sukuna when Joseph predicts his next line (2 seconds later sukuna realises there are 50 hamon infused grenades stuck to his balls with clackers)
"A little sleight of hand is all you need"
"Why is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure called bizarre? It's not that weird."
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure:
"Your next line is Domain Expansion, isn't it?"
"Domain Expansion- wait what the fu-" *sukuna fucking explodes*
@@requiem522 Joseph wins through Looney Tunes BS
@@requiem522 HAHAHAHAH I NEARLY DIED FROM THIS LMFAO
Joseph would pull off the craziest plot armor induced move and somehow turn sukuna into a 1972 dollar bill by clapping his hands 7.2 times in a specific way
Genuine question: Why and how the fuck is Sukuna a link in your comment?
@@kentc4212 new youtube feature (at least in mobile), it just randomly decides to link certain words so that you can find more content on them
@@NephelisIt also prefers linking character names from my experience
Theyre tryna copy tiktok comments @@kentc4212
he wouldn't have to. hes a human being with no control of the Ripple, Joseph can just shut his brain off like he did to Mark.
Jotaro after surviving a World Cleave: So its the same type of power as Star Platinum
Ah yes, SP's true ability, copycat Asspull
I mean it has the word "world" so yeah its the same type of stand
WORLD cutting slash
Star Platinum: The world (cleave)!
The battle of ass pull
The strongest ass pull of history
Vs
The strongest ass pull of today
sukuna when he finds the inverted spear of heaven in his ass with a rocket propeller on the bottom after engaging in light conversation with joseph.
Lmao
That's something Joseph would totally do
average Joseph's fight
I actually laughed with this one
Npc Hv@@limbus_companyfan
Imagine killing the entire Jujutsu Society then you see a guy in a wheel chair rotate your balls and you cant even see how
Nah bro, you're killing me with this comment 😂
Nah this is diabolical 😭😭
lmao
Haha Tusk go spiiiiiin
@@Reaper_Guy-dd3ef"Silence evildoer 「無限回転」Infinite Rotation!"
Sukuna: Whats up with that hair? It looks older then the heien era
Josuke: *Turns sukuna back into megumi and his fingers*
Giorno: Nuh uh *puts a frog in the direction of dismantle, effectively slicing Sukuna's balls off*
Sukuna: youre strong, just like-
*Giorno makes The Six Eyes with Sukuna's severed testicles and puts it on his eye sockets*
Giorno: I can see your technique now.
@@cezar6411brother are you alright
@@cezar6411sukuna now living in the fear of Giorno 💀💀💀
@@VVooshbaitits jojo, they have crazy abilities that can do this
Sukuna: I killed a fool with the same haircut of yours, your hair will receive the same fate.
Josuke: *WHAT DID YOU SAY! ILL SEND YOU BACK TO THE HEIAN ERA WITH ALL 20 FINGERS IN YOUR ASS, BITES THE DUST STYLE!*
Jotaro v/s Sukuna
Biggest Asspull in History
v/s Biggest Asspull of Today
"ahh my anti stand technique, i havent used this since the heian er-
" STAR PLATINUM, CLEAVE"
@@baaa838 so it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum. Star Platinum: Melovalant Shrine
Don't tell me u thinking that the asspull from Jotaro: is so its the same a star platinum because I don't think it is. he was just comparing his stand to DIO stand because they both have a A in speed And in strength. or is it the fact that he was able to time stop after almost getting crushed by a steam roller
@@ishan61 bro butchered the name harder than Sukuna butchered Kashimo
@@ZykeeJohnson-fz5qor/woooosh
Bro Gojo would be confused on why tusk 4 is opening his infinity 💀💀
But the thing is that Gojo wouldn’t just stand there with tusk act 4 opening his infinity.
@@Valarient Gojo is cocky and would let anything hit him since he has infinity around him 24/7 and plus stands are invisible to everyone who doesn’t have one
@@cheframsey9161 that actually makes sense, cool cool
No, he'd be confused why Johnny is just sitting there 😂
@@ValarientTusk act 4 wouldn’t “open” infinity. Love Train is a semi-physical barrier. Infinity is just space. Tusk Act 4 would just attack and the attacks would go through Infinity and hit Gojo. Gojo would assume Infinity would stop the attacks and he would get hit.
On god Joseph is gonna find a way to beat him 😭🙏💯
Your next line is.. "Domain Expansion" Isn't it? *and then sukuna fucking dies*
Joseph would figure out cursed energy and pull out some wack ass tecnique like boogie woogie on steroids
even past that, SUKUNA WONT EVEN HIT HIM LMAO
Joseph is gonna send Sukuna to space like Kars, that's for sure
@@siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079 I mean he does have the metal balls, so it's def gonna work like Todo's vibraslap
*Joseph:* "Your next line is: 'Stand proud, Joseph. You are strong'."
*Sukuna:* "Stand proud, Joseph. You are strong... Wait, what?"
_Stand Proud from part 3's OP starts playing, and Jotaro bursts through a wall next to Sukuna, leaving a Jotaro-shaped hole_
*Jotaro:* "Star Platinum: The World!"
_Time stop ends; Sukuna is lying in a crater on the floor; his head is completely flat_
*Joseph:* "Jeez, that was a close one. I haven't had to use my 'complete bullshit' technique since the interwar period."
*Bowser:* "Damn."
"Bowser: Damn." 💀
The way this made me audible say “Bowser?!”
Canon
BOWSER???
The lorax:
Kars after seeing Sukuna flying into space:
So, how did he beat you?
"the man showed my arms to my face and stealed my balls after having light conversation with him"
Sukuna, now lacking testicles: dude... I don't even know...
The power of plot armor 🗿
Joseph: “Can I have a month of prep time?”
Batman: “That’s my boy!”
eheh
Kenjaku: "Hey, that's my move"
Chrollo: you really are my fan, aren't you?
Fr
I have the headcannon that josuke could turn sukuna into megumi again just by punching him
Ngl that's barely a headcanon I'm pretty sure that'd work. Josukes ability is just reverting something to its previous state, so realistically he could revert sukuna back to before sukuna even took over, leaving sukuna as the finger he forced megumi to eat. Though josuke would have to know about sukuna taking over megumi to do that
@@o0ugi860if Josuke can even get near Sukuna in the first place. Gotta remember the Jojos themselves aren't physically as capable as jjk characters
jojos became semi normal post hamon in terms of base power, we don’t talk about jonathan’s bizzare strength
@@deathrow357 So many Jojos are ftl+ to mftl+ Sukuna is massively hyper sonic
@@deathrow357 JJK characters arent as physically capable as JJK characters
5:22 forgot to mention Joseph also has the power of plot armor. And the Joestar Family's Secret Technique
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Invision this:
Giorno: makes a frog
Sukuna: slices frog
Sukuna: gets sliced in stead
what?
@@kingerdinger giorno animals have the ability that every inyuri infliktet on them gets reflected on the one inflicting it.
Meaning if sukuna tryes to blend giorno and giorno made a frog both end es mush at minimum
Satoru : Hah! Karma is a bitch, bitch!
n william zeppeli donuts that frog!
Now why the hell would Sukuna slash a random frog(he'd also live his slashes)
“Ah yes my anti jojo technique, I haven’t used this since the heian era”
"You're next line is, "Ah yes my anti Jojo Technique, i haven't used it since the heian era", To you!"
"Ah ye-Wait, what the fu-!?"
So..its the same type of stand as Star Platinum huh?
Golden Experience Requiem: "Ah yes, my Anti-“Ah yes my anti jojo technique, I haven’t used this since the heian era” technique, I haven't used it since becoming mob boss."
"Ah, my anti- male stripper technique, I havent used that since the Heian Era"
@@cezar6411 YO BRO LET ME TAKE OVER YOUR BODY I NEED THAT TECHNIQUE HELP hhHEHlllpAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NGREUNNNNNNOORGBETUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUHJ GIIAAGJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PEALEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE! PLEAO2222222222222222EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH.A.AAUGUAUGUAUGHHGH ANNAIAOAOOGOA OGO G OOGA BOOGA UERUHE/223T=234O pie3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 CRAPCRAPGRETOFFGERTOFF MEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDHGJGJGHGHHHHH
Sukuna's reaction when a frog jumps inside his domain expansion:
Bro is cooked 😭
Domain shatters sukuna immediately falls over.
I mean the easiest way to kill any sorcerer is destroying their brain which is fairly easy for someone who can stop time and has already crushed a skull
haha
he aint doing shit to a city lvl dura head
Goodluck getting through a city durability level hear
Just saying, space and time are quite closely related. The slash he used against gojo would easily work on stopped time.
@@SnailSnail-lo4pm NOTHING WORKS IN/ON STOPPED TIME!!!!! if time is stopped, nothing will work unless u know how to control time
Joseph is gonna say "your next line is domain expansion malevolent shrine" and oneshot Sukuna
Joseph uses plot expansion
giorno looking at sukuna after he makes a binding vow to be resistant to ger's effects, however he cant eat bacon on sundays:
Imagine normal Giorno spam spawning animals that reflect damage covered 200 meter space when sukuna uses his domain
lol fr
he cant do that much animal spawn!
@@avasyubiswal5421 how bout GER he can do stuff gold experience can’t, and do the same thing but way stronger
@@Giogio2020jobro yes thats correct, he can use this trick with ger, but why the hell he even needs this, he's toooo op
@@avasyubiswal5421 I mean you have a point lol he can just reverse the action of summoning the domain but sukuna getting damaged by his domain would be funny
Nah what is Sukuna gonna do when he falls down into a freezer (placed there by Joseph before the battle) because of a banana peal and inside th fridge there is hamon charged coca cola with mentoes and Sukuna can't get out of it and gets send into space classic Joseph plan and luck.
Lmao thats wild 💀💯💯💯
"There's nothing we can do"
“Ah, stand power, i havent seen this technique since the heian era”
“So your domain is the same type of power as star platinum”
“Domain expansion: Star platinum”
As the second strongest cripple (after Okina Matara), Johnny Joestar, fought the fraud, the King of Curses, he began to charge his Tusk Act 4. Sukuna shrunk back in fear before Johnny said "Stay down Sukuna, you're gonna get Chumimin."
Please don't ruin my Jojo experience with JJK memes...
And then Johnny started Steel Ball Running over Sukuna, while saying:"Throughout being crippled and on a horse, I alone am the ACT 4 one."
Gods, it is SO weird to see Touhou character names that I actually understand after getting into the series a few months ago
@@ryanprower4246 just got into touhou too lol! Like in march
JoJo's Bizarre Lobotomy
Gotta disagree that the 10 Shadows technique is better than Giorno's life manipulation. Sure summoning cursed spirits is more powerful than regular animals. Mahoraga is a menace but Giorno has three things going for him that Megumi's technique does not.
Giorno can create as many and whatever life form he envisions as he pleases. Each creature reflects any and all damage back to the aggressor. Then when a hit is landed by the stand itself. Sukuna's perception of time becomes so slow its not only extremely detrimental but any and all pain he experiences is amplified to such a degree it could kill a normal human from shock from just a punch.
This doesnt give him as much safety as Star Platinum or GER but Giorno has way more options in standing up to Sukuna than say Josuke or Jolyne. Thats just with what was shown, thats not even getting into the full implications of creating life.
Agreed. Especially since GER has all of base Ge's abilities but amplified by a lot. He could probably make tigers, bears, elephants, cheetahs etc to help him out
Reminder that all damage done upon those animals are reflected (Leaky Eye Luka)
Anime watcher here only, but it looked as if Girono could shoot animals and fly too during the final fight
@@namegeneric9344Pretty sure that flight and animal ray are exclusive to GER
@@nn-cv9jq ye it is, I don't think base GE can actually defeat sukuna considering how fast his attacks r
@@namegeneric9344 GE should be faster, but stand speed and character reaction is inconsistent af
"SOFT AND WET! STEAL HIS ABILITY TO WALK"
Nah steal his balls
“SOFT AND WET! STEAL HIS BALLS”
Steal his balls
SOFT AND WET! STEAL HIS BALLS!
no, steal his ability to think lol
Joseph: your next line is “puny human how could you ever imagine to defeat me”
Sakuna: puny human how… wait what???
Sakuna looks below a volcano blasts him to space cursing
“Was this part of your plan Joseph Joestar???”
Joseph: of course (knowing it was only luck but will drive Sakuna nuts)
Sakuna joins Kars in being a floating rock in space for eternity
Joseph celebrates by having a child with another woman
@@maxapplays4525 LOL is that mandatory xD
Sukuna would turn his finger into a cursed object and throw it back at the earth, if he has time to consider it anyway.
And eventually sukuna stopped thinking
@@Juggernoger but would the finger get slowed by the space?
Let me just tell you this : Heaven's Door. Rohan shows a manga panel to Sukuna, who get confused and instantly collapse on the ground. Rohan then write "Sukuna fucking explode" or something into the dude's body and that's game over.
"YOU CANNOT HURT ROHAN KISHIBE"
"you're gonna commit suicide"
he just writes "Sukuna is a femboy twink with noodle arms"
Fr
Ah yes my favorite jojo, Johan Joshibe
"Every single one of them. And not just the men. But the woman. And the children too."
-Anakin Skywaker
You know what's funny? A lot of people bring up stupidly OP stands like GER and WoU to match up against Sukuna and Gojo, but there are a lot of much weaker stands that could defeat them aswell.
The lovers, Hanged man, Death 13, Surface, Boy II Man, Cheap Trick, Man in the Mirror, Green Day, Highway to Hell, Dragon's Dream (with pure bullshit), and more idk haven't read part 7 and 8 yet.
I know not all of the above mentioned stands would win every time against Gojo and Sukuna but all of them could win in some way and I know I forgot some others that could too.
Green, Green Grass of Home, too
potentially the hand aswell just depends on okuyasu
Purple Haze, Killer Queen, Cream, The Hand. Props to you for bringing up the sleeper picks.
No
@@THENemesisXX99killer queen/Cream is the only stand in that list that does anything rest he can rct.
November Rain solos
based comment
Undefeated Ancient Demon Lord Vs 15 Year Old Modern Day Sigma Drug Seller who can controls a walking fire sprinkler
imagine how clueless anime watchers seeing this comment, considering there's little spoiler from part 9 on internet
All 9 JoJolands readers going wild over this comment
@@parapapapapafr
your next line is "impossible I haven't lost since heian era" ‼️🗣️
Depends can he deflect Emerald Splash?
200 meter emerald splash solos jjk
Emerald barrier
Do you even need to ask?
@nothingness4068 No one can just deflect the Emerald Splash
U utter fool! nobody can deflect the EMMERALLDU SPARRASHUUU!!!!!!
Giornos stand can punch you so hard your consciousness gets sent out and you are just watching as your body is not responding
Not so hard, it's him putting a large amount of life energy into you making your brain think so fast your body can't keep up
The move only existed for 5 episodes then it was never brought up again 😭
@@fixmyinternet7905 fr😭
@@fixmyinternet7905he literally does it for the entire series
@@HabitualThinker No he doesnt?
8:29 jotaro fought dio, a vamp so when he sees sukuna regen like a vampire hell assume he needs to attack his brain im pretty sure, my boy jotaro is smart. Also the moment sukuna opens his domain "Star Platinum Za Warudo" and stops the effects of DE MS. ID GIVE It to Jotaro ngl
well gojos infinity is literally space and time and if sukuna managed to cut through infinity i believe that his cleaves or even his domain would bypass his timestop
@@xyulxe Nothing can move in stopped time. Therefore the slashes would be suspended. If it even comes down to that. I think Sukuna would HIGHLY underestimate Jotaro. Sukuna cant see stands so he would just think Jotaro is some ordinary person.
All Jotaro really has to do is stop time, Use star finger and push past his eye and scramble his brain
Couldnt Gappy just take Sukunas Brain Waves or something?
Read part 7 bro
He kinda addressed this in the video he said that gappy isn't that creative, i would argue evil, to do something like that. There isn't really a reason why gappy never uses his ability this way other then he just doesn't just because of that it is a bit iffy to argue he would in this scenario, when he never did before. But you can also think about something else could gappy take away sukuna's CE??? like CE is a physical attribute that can be measured which should be able to work like how he takes other physical properties like friction or vision but that is just a theory and depends on how you equalize the verse.
Gappy could probably take his ability to manipulate cursed energy and make sukuna the same as a random guy
@@ghitaianis9022 Gappy took the friction from the floor, what do you mean he's not creative
He's a Jojo protagonist. He has to be.
I mean if he takes away friction doesn't that mean nothing can hurt him as friction is needed for contact and slashes so all attack just slide away from him
Jotaro litterally Speedblitz's Sukuna terribly, and the fact he can stop time is more than enough, i dont think people realize how large the difference between Mftl vs being slower than the speed of light is.
its all about how much one knows against another, if Sukuna knows Jotaro ability, sukuna can pretty much play the stall game and create distance long enough for Jotaro to fail
Jotaro need to bait sukuna into thinking his stand is long range,
i bet sukuna cant see jotaro's Stand which allows jotaro to be at an advantage, but for how long?
Jotaro definitely will already know the rough idea of how strong sukuna is from word of mouth alone, all he need to do is not be overly cocky or he will be cooked like how he was in stone ocean
I understand, but that is a very situational and one sided way too look at it, look at majority of sukunas battles, hand to hand combat, very and i mean very few times has he used a long ranged attack that wouldnt be in range of an attack jotaro couldnt do, The point im trying too make, is that Because jotaro is Massively and i mean it, hes Massively faster than sukuna, if they were too fight like normal, sukuna wouldnt last, also put this into play, sukuna wouldnt be able to see jotaros stand. Sukuna does have higher dc and durability but when you are Massively faster its clear what happens.
Except Jotaro himself isnt ftl hes getting hit with a spam dismantle before he can do anything
Yeah Jotaro slams badly
@@MagicianSama not even lmao since Jotaro cant see CE he has no way to defend from dismantle or cleave and Sukuna spams that
Giorno GER = (Wins)
Johnny Tusk Act 4 = (Wins)
Gappy = (Wins)
Jodio November Rain = (Wins)
what if josuke8 just steals sukuna's cursed energy
he steals his brainwaves
Steals life lol.
Can Josuk8 just steal his own mortality? I’m a Jojo fan, but I haven’t t gotten into part 7 and beyond yet so I don’t really know the extent of his power yet.
NYOONI??? too overcomplicated!
@@garylexodesacula4823 Well he literally took the friction out of the ground so stealing cursed technique isn't rlly out of the picture
"Ahh yes, my jojo killer technique. I haven't used this since the Heian era"
"So it's the same type of stand as star platinum"
*universe collapse*
@@garlicpromotionEnd of THE WORLD
Sukuna vs Joseph would be like "The strongest plot armor of today vs the strongest plot armor in history"
Fully believe part 2 Joseph finds a way to win, like i cant tell you how but he pulls something out his ass literally everytime hes in danger plays 6d chess with his opponent until they die
Bro can physically pull stuff out of his ass
Are you okay? He lost to Dio
@@jessepinkman5702 He said part 2 joseph
@@Lyniskk Even worse! Part 2 Joseph is weaker than Part 3 Joseph
@@jessepinkman5702Yeah and Part 2 Joseph won against Ultimate Lifeform Kars who's both Stronger than Dio and Sukuna combined. All because of plot bullshit, all Joseph would have to do is strap Sukuna's nipples with micro c4s and put a tiny Nuke that acts like a buttplug and put it in Sukuna's ass and he's dead. I might sound insame right there but thats literally how Joseph's asspull works.
man kaleb you really off the wall with this one, bringing up v1 from ultrakill for that josuke example, that's crazy
v1 my beloved
i fucking love v1 ultrakill
I love Twink robot ultrakill
I love the coin dispensing robot, he so silly and thirsty for blood
v1 megamurder is my favorite machine :)
"Every single one of them, and not just the men, but the wemen, and the children"
“Ah, my anti timestop technique that I haven’t used since the Heian era”
VS
“So it’s the same type of stand as Star Platinum?”
Binding vow: I just win
@@mrboxcutterWell,we have never seen Sukuna actually use an asspul techniuqe but we def know how the Dio fight went.
strongest asspull of history vs strongest asspull today
I love the fact that Jotaro, Giorno, and Johnny are the only ones capable of killing Sukuna.
It's like a soft ode to Eyes of Heaven, when *Jotaro, Giorno, and Johnny* used their busted ass stands to jump DIO over heaven.
I don’t rlly get how Johnny is meant to kill sukuna if sukuna can just cut his hands off, and idk if jotaro hits hard enough
@@IsThatAThaiNamejotaro literally punched a hole in dios head 😭😭
@@depthbomb94sukuna is more durable than dio
@@IsThatAThaiNameJohnny the guy who’s finger nails deal infinite damage?
With a stand that’s so physically fast it moves in stopped time?
You don’t see how THAT GUY wins?
@@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 his stand isn’t so fast it moves in stopped time 😂
He has to use his horse to activate act 4 so if both characters are aware of each others powers Johnny loses quick, and even if they aren’t sukuna could easily send some dismantles as he always does and it’s wraps for johnny
"Every single one of them. Man, women AND THE CHILDREN"
pov:Sukuna looking at a blonde dumbass with strange clothes negate world slash and shoots a fucking butterfly laser into his head
I feel like your significantly underrating the absolutely massive speed difference between anyone jotaro and after him vs sukuna. Like for jjk you have arguements for light speed _arguements_ whereas jojo characters are way way beyond that it would be to the point that sukuna would be moving in slow motion if jotaro views him as a threat just like dio which he would sukuna is dead immediately
I think he is but you must consider that one unguarded dismantle is probably enough to put down any stand user or at the bare minimum put them on a terrible condition.
Ele ignorou que o Jotaro tem Time Stop.
@@andrezindograu9775 na verdade não. Como ele mesmo disse o motivo do jotaro ter uma chance seguindo a logica dele é justamente o time stop.
This is true. Sukuna essentially has to pull out his shrine immediately to even the playing field.
While I think jojo would be faster the amount is exaggerated I think you go off purely from the manga it’s ls-ftl rather than ftl+ or like hundreds of times ftl
The fact that Kaleb said that Part 8 Josuke doesn't stand a chance even if he teams up with the ender dragon is crazy.
Sukuna literally has no answer for Jotaro literally stopping time going over to Sukuna and crushing is brain in his skull Sukuna is just getting speed blitzed before he’d even be able to fight back
Sukuna is much more durable than Dio. Dio was able to get hurt by everyday objects and was still able to remain in one piece. Sukuna has tanked hits that destroy entire city blocks.
@@TheOne-pu6um Ok but can he handle 5 seconds worth of blows that strong all in an instant
@@Shy_002 Star Platinum hitting someone in time stop doesn't change the amount of force being exerted. Sukuna is taking city level damage attacks and just walking them off with his durabilty and cursed energy.
Star Platinum would have difficulty replicating 2 finger Sukuna level strength considering that Sukuna can casually cave an entire bridge in with his foot while Star Platinum always needs to exert as much effort to replicate the same level of damage.
@@TheOne-pu6ummind you that this feats are made with using both CE reinforcement and Domain Amplification (in case of actual city block attacks like 200% purple from Gojo)
He won't be able to do that within timestop
@@nn-cv9jq He can withstand Mahoragas attacks with just regular durability and no actual need for reinforcment while only at 15 fingers. Star Platinum can't do that level of damage and regardless all experienced cursed users are able to keep a solid fields around them at all times. The energy won't stop working just cause time is frozen, the same way Hermit Purple didn't dissapear while Joseph was frozen in time.
The only point I’d want to put on the table in favorite of part 8 Josuke, and honestly it isn’t the strongest case, is that Sukuna is cocky enough to mention cursed energy and how he’s the strongest sorcerer, and I imagine that’d be something Josuke could take away, either that or his ability to use CE
I doubt Josuke actually could, and honestly if he did that’d just put a heavenly restriction on Sukuna and now he’s stronger AND faster than before, just without Cleave Dismantle or Fuuga
Yeah that’s what I was thinking too. If Sukuna really fucks around, jouske could really deal just take is cursed energy away and hit him with a go beyond bubble to just finish sukuna
Maybe josuke could steal sukuna's limb movement
Josuk8: BUBBLES!!!! STEAL HIS ABILITY TO FORM COHERENT THOUGHTS!!!!(I dunno I never read jujutsu bizzare Piece part 8)
“Every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women, and the children too”
I cant wait to the point where Jodio is gonna start being mentioned in videos like this. Once we get more JoJolands and learn more about the characters, the conversations around them will be so good
all Giorno has to do is make enough frog to where his hole body is covered in them, when sukuna does cleave he gets hit for alot of damage so all giorno has to do is wait till sukuna opens his domain and sukuna will kill himself from the hurting the frogs
bruh
@@avasyubiswal5421 am i wrong?
Both dies. Or Sukuna can withstand his own attacks. There must be a hole for Giorno to breathe. Sukuna can attack from that hole. Actually if Giorno does that, it will probably work against other stand users so he can't do it or just can't think about this.
@@goldenwindjon7590 noo but it's muda muda
@@admiralkizaru7925 so one he can layer the frog so air can come in and out there dose not need to be a hold, and 2 the frog will not die only sukuna take any damage as showen by the time luka hit the a frog with a shovel and he took the damage not the frog
you immediately lost me when you discounted the ripple against humans.
1. Hamon could work like a counter to curse energy (and if the life energy of hamon can over power the curse energy it may just negate it). Though no hamon user would have equivalent hamon strength to sukuna
2. Does kaleb realises him saying the attacks couldn't hurt the stand and then the stand can block the attacks is a basic jojo misunderstanding ( the stands just have higher defence but when interacting with for example physical forces the stand can be affected by said force and so damaged)
3. Joskey part 4 could in theory undo sukuna's connection to cursed energy (similar to mahito connecting the jelly fish guy to the jelly fish shigami) since this is some part of the spine or brain, also in theory restoration could revert sukuna into megumi
4. Yes you can figure out where cleaves as maki does this using air currents and general senses (also maharaga punches the cleaves away)
5. Kaleb litterally said 2 different things about stand interacting with curse energy. (The true answer is that stands are a manifestation of the soul and some beings in JJK can see and interact with souls so those beings can see and interact with stands on the stand level (mahito could punch, see, use his technique and damage stands), stands can go into the physical phase of reality (this is how star platnium can bend metal bars for example) and during this time (being in this phase) any physical entity or object can damage them (star platnium got damaged by teeth or the teeth didn't go through point is he was on the physical plane))
6. Part 8 joske could remove the connection or even all of sukena's curse energy
The misunderstanding with stands being “unable to be hurt by things that aren’t stands” is so incredibly annoying and common.
obviously they can be hurt by physical objects that are outputting more damage than they can tank (like the road roller)
@@HabitualThinker the idea that stands cannot be hurt by anything but other stands is bad especially as it puts stands into so many Vs scenarios that depend on the concept or exist as filler for an argument before the top tier stands come out
mahoraga adapts to cleave thats why he can interact with it and maki has enhanced perceptions and a six sense bc of the heavenly restriction
@@HabitualThinkerno physical attacks can not harm stands and the road roller is a bad comparison because it didn't hurt start platinum it was crushing jotaro
a response to number 1,
The one who left it all behind, the one who played with the strongest hamon user by using her legs as a guitar, KAAAAARRRR- *dies of lack of oxygen and gets regenerated* -SSSSS
Jotaro looking in Sukuna's general direction and obliterating his prostate with (up to) Island Level Attack Potency:
star finger?
Sukuna: Am the strongest
Joseph: To the space you go.
Joseph would literally just run
Then finds a BS way to get Sukuna into space.
Because he's so silly.
And don't forget. He will also crush a plane
And then show up to his own funeral
and then years later, he goes to visit his daughter
and then later visit his grandson in prison
honestly did NOT see the plankton boss from the mr krabs ketamine game fitting in this video but here we are
Oh your approaching me? I’ll just steal your ability to breath
11:50 didnt know tusk act 2 is GER
Read part 7 it's peak
Editing mistake
@@ofekk213 what does this have to do with me making a joke about kalebs editing mistake?
So its the same type of stand as GER?
@@Georgefloydthesneedsternothing but it’s a good manga anyway
9:33 if he cut josuke hair he's done for...
“So it’s the same type of stand as star platinum..”
“Ah yes, my anti-Stealing my shit technique, I haven’t used this since the heian era.”
Sukuna(Jujutsu Kaisen): "Nah, I'd win."
Sukana(JoJo's Bizzare Adventure): "Nah, I'd lose."
nahh he'd lose
When Gojo has the same ability as green baby
Fun fact about JoJo characters: They are MFTL for literally no reason. Therefore, my favorite phrase in VS battle scenarios which does not get treated with nearly enough seriousness 99% of the time: speedblitz. Who cares if you can one-shot a character if they move 80 billion times faster than you and can just hit you so fast that even the smallest amount of damage per hit will deal massive damage. Speed is probably the single stat that can end a fight if the gap is big enough.
Just reacting to something doesn't mean you can replicate the speed. If they were actually moving at light speeds everything around them would be destroyed yet we can clearly see them having difficulty producing even building level feats.
Where in jojo did you see any character go faster than light other than pucci
@@TheOne-pu6um you ignore that fact in fiction, because they clearly do move faster than light.
@@DarkGaia92305 Joseph, Kars, Polnaref, Joylne, and 2 statements
@@DarkGaia92305they tell you, like, multiple times
Sukuna: World Cut Slash horse
But, Johnny TA4 can now throw HARD HANDS, fast as hell, PORTALS, STRONGER AND WUICKER BULLETS
AND EVEN RIPS THROUGH A BARRIER IN THEIR ANIME (LOVE TRAIN by D4C LT)
Sukuna : With this treasu-
GER speaking to Sukuna
* “What you're seeing is indeed the truth. You are seeing the movements created by your abilities, but you will NEVER arrive at the truth that's going to happen. None who stand before me shall ever get there, regardless of their abilities. This is the power of Gold Experience Requiem!"*
I actually would like to see a fight between Risotto and Sasori from Naruto (Sasori can only use the Third Kazekage puppet). Imagine the battle between Metallica and iron sand magnet style
Edit: Speaking of Risotto, can Reverse Cursed Technique neutralize the effects of Metallica in your body?
Well, most of Risotto's fighting style (if not all of it) is assassination based, he kills fast and does it with Metallica entering someone's body...
...but like... Sasori y'know... ISN'T REALLY A HUMAN, SO LIKE, BRUH
@@Michauszpadel immediate dissasembling
would sasori just become an uncontrollable mass of razors
@@Jamlord2061 He, nor any of his puppets, have any blood that he could use to make into razors.
@@TheOne-pu6umIsn't his core from actual flesh?
The answer to the title is... "Every single one of them. And not just the men... But the women.... And the children too" 🗣️🔥🔥
1:00 Kashimo himself isn't as fast as lightning. There is not a single panel where one can say with confidence, that Sukuna was not aim dodging
All fun and games till sukuna makes fun of josukes hair
"Every single one of them, and not just the men, but womens, and the childrens too"
Ya know, I was NOT expecting Kaleb to bring up Devil May Cry in this vid, but the take was very nuisanced. Sukuna's World Slasher against Vergil's Judgement Cut: End could go so many diffent ways...and don't get me started on the firestorm that is him saying Nero gets folded like an absolute DEADWEIGHT is sure to bring. But hot takes are one of Kaleb's specialities (even if he hasn't used them since the Heian Era). Overall, that video was 8.5 JoGoats out of 10 "Nah, I'd Win"s!
I for one hardly dissagre
doesnt the dmc verse one shot jjk?
@@salmonhippo9824 yup. A few exceptions here and dare but even lady that is probably the weakest character would give jjk a run for their money.
@salmonhippo9824 they should win easily, even if you limit the use of Devil Trigger (and Sin Devil Trigger). You need to be generous to Sukuna to assume that just because he dodges Kashimo's use of lightning that he should be consistently light-speed, but even if he were, this shouldn't be an issue Vergil casually unleashes ranged attacks that should easily be light speed, let alone his physical movement speed surpassing this. Dante, even if you assume he's weaker by the end of DMC V, then Vergil has enough powerful weapons throughout his travels to pretty handily pressure Sukuna, and there are some like either Time Bangle or Quicksilver that create easy openings for Dante. Also, Nero just kinda outscales both of them at the end of DMC V, so yeah. Tbh, he's probably not the weakest enemy they've fought, but he really shouldn't pose a major issue to them. It could be interesting to watch them interact though.
@@anthonymax1868 You could take any version of Dante from DMC 1 onwards, Remove both his arms, Remove both his legs, Blind him, Deafen him, Restrict him from using any of his weapons or forms, Remove 99% of his demonic energy, Give him cancer and the black plague and he would still win without any difficulty against Sukuna. Dante is atleast on the same level as DBS Goku even in DMC 1, And i think its pretty obvious how well Goku would do against Sukuna with the same exact restrictions.
If Jo8ske takes away Sukuna's cursed energy, the win is 100% his
All of them.. Every. Single. One. Of. Them. And i’m not just talking about the men, but the women too, and the kids!
Since you are counting sukunas plot armor as “durability” I think we need to also count Joseph “durability” so he wins
19:57 Bro can literally steal negative emotions
Sakuna watching josuke turning him back to 20 fingers
"only a stand can beat a stand" is all you gotta say after season 3
No limlita fallacy
You think echos act 3 can beat the living tribunal from marvel?
Ok, about regular Gold Experience... Life giving ability is one of the most broken out there, as technicly all that Giorno must do, is make any animal from non living object, Sukuna cuts it and damage is reversed back at Sukuna.
Fax
All he need is a rock then turn it into tree
Yeah still sukuna probably can tank his own attacks.
@@raeldrews1187 probably not a WCS though.
@@JotaroKujo-ip5wb yup but honestly i dont know how that shit would interect with life giver.
He can also create tree too.
I think trees would be faster than animals
Sukunas reaction after a frog is thrown inside domain:
gappy be like oop i stole ur cursed energy :3
Joseph would probably find a way to beat sukuna with the most ridiculous plan ever
Every single one of them… and not just the men.. but the women.. and the children too.
Buddy every jjba protagonist and villain travel much faster than the speed of light. Sukuna at a HIGHBALL travels at around the speed of light. ALL jojo protagonists could blitz sukuna. It would be to the point where sukuna could legit not see the attacks. Sukuna out here struggling with Maki and Yuji Jonathon gonna show him who daddy is.
The downplay of Jonathan is INSANE, I'm not gonna say he wins but it's a close fight until that domain pops.
Even then didn’t he tank the mountain exploding on him
errr what? Explain please. Johnathan is barely superhuman + wall level. Sukuna tanks every hit from him then rips his body apart.
Josuke part 8: no more cursed energy!
I mean im ngl you gave a lot of leeway to Sukuna.
The Jojo except of Jonathan and Joseph are so far faster than Sukuna its not even funny.
Not to mention they can tank a dismantle easily and it will take a while for cleave to properly adjust to their stands
And no cleave and dismantle wont go through stand since they could interact with none stand objects.
They would just blitzed and cave Sukuna head in with a stand rush and its gg
Good points. What I'm wondering is if the users are as fast as their stands? Like Star Plat is ftl+ but as shown in the Pucci fight, Jotaro himself is still only as fast as a top athlete. So say if Sukuna does a binding vow to launch the world cutting dismantle without moving like vs Gojo which is unblockable and undetectable even for reality warpers, would their stands be fast enough to save them in the exact moment that the space they exist in is getting sliced? The only way characters have shown to be able to preemptively dodge the world cutting dismantle is if he points its direction (vs Kashimo) or if it happens to hit rubble before it hits you (vs Maki)
They wouldnt go trought the stands if they are used to block them. What is a smart considering if one of the slashes any of the users they are done for.
@@ShinyNumber1 the stands would be fast enough and like Giorno wouldn't worry about Sukuna even launching the attack.
Stands has shown they can move their users out of the way of danger so you could say they can use their superior speed to pull their user out of the way.
If not world cutting slash would do them in
@@raeldrews1187 I know Jojo protags are really durable so I know they can take a couple of slashes
@@Y.T.STachi acutely no.
They have a good endurence meaning they can keep fighting even if really damaged.
They dont have a good drurability as we have seen them being damaged by really normal things. Dont get me wrong they are surely why more dureable then a avarage human. But we have seen sukuna slash strough people with dirability comperable to their stands like they were butter. It isnt a win condition but thay should at least for them to be more carefull around him
Sakuna: Alright mahoraga do your thing
Mahoragas adaptation uses Logic and Logic is its weak point because GER goes Beyond Logic and So does S&W it says so in the manga “anything logical gets Reset to Zero”
@@dereklouther9372 Im aware im saying it sakuna trying whatever he can to win at least a distraction
"every single one of them, and not just the men, the women and children too"
Sukuna is not beating any version of jotaro.
You talking about how close the fight with Dio was??? Did you watch the fight with your eyes close? Or are you using the OVA for your example?
Jotaro vs DIO was 70/30. Then Dio proceeded get waxed. Outside some tricks but Jotaro definitely had Dio for the better of the fight in the anime.
Josuke could restore the body of sukunas vessel to get him out of there
" Every single one of them, but not just the men, but the wemon and the children" ahh💀
Wouldn't the enmaten hand sign or any hand sign in general be unable to even be made if josuke8 were to remove his friction?
Your right
Every JoJo, when dd you forget all the JoJo scaling?
“Ah yes, my anti-requiem technique, I haven’t used this since the Heian era”
I always love the what if scenarios. How did you end up talking about Gannondorf though?