@@MajapahitEagleLeader Mostly because their arch-enemies England and austria had total economic and diplomatic control (respectively) of europe proper. This ensured that anyone who tried to ally with them was essentially committing suicide. So they had to turn to the one nation who was beyond that sphere of influence and still powerful enough to be useful as an ally.
ok, the onyl european nation who conquered Russia and Poland defeated Russia most times in all countries on the world, but that was long ago, last time Poland wrecked Russia in 1921 after battle of Niemn
When you ignore hundreds or years of Military Migth beacuse they surrenderd once while their Capital was Besiged and The Govmerment Splitted, but its ok cuse you know all WW2 Tanks
All you need to know with these memes are the following: Either Austria, Poland, Prussia, Ottomans or France are depicted as OP (because they are in the game, duh) And... well that's it, really
sandro sainishvili That's because PLC in the game, especially when played by player doesn't make mistakes that Poles did in real history aka letting Teutonic Order live, leaving occupied Muscovy, not expanding into Tatar Crimea. EUIV shows what would PolandLithuania be if not for imbecile magnates and weak rulers.
That ottoman intro though. In my multiplayer, everyone forgets the ottomans. They just mess with the Middle East. And wen a big war in Europe happens, they say there neutral. But later on in the war, they come to save the loosing side ass(me) and just gain all the land in the end.
Because we are (ı am turkish=ottoman) fight for weak and good side geberally we fight alone because we haven't any friend only Azarbajian but they are week but their soldiers are very strong like us
@@filthyfrank500yearsago9 Nothing is gonna happen in 2023,we'll just celebrate 100th anniversary of Republic of Turkey that's all. What do you think will happen, we'll suddenly become a superpower or something?
They used to be OP, despite 20% tech malus with anatolian group. Now they share the same tech group as Western Europe and have consistent godlike rulers, and they are überOP. Meanwhile PDX plans to give them more bonuses in the next patch with siege ability...
Yes, I'm talking about the new system of "Ages" for the next DLC forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-13th-of-december-2016.988299/
If nothing else, this provides a hilarious means of explaining how the Austrians and Ottomans ended up on the same team for WWI after literally centuries of them going head-to-head.
nope i am georgoia and my ally was russia but now my ally is so weak that they are attacking me and nobody gives a shit about russias expansion ottomans are not helping,persians are not helping,commonwealth is not helping they want my land too the european powers generally dont give a single fuck about the east so yea
I find the 30 years war rather funny because it started as a relgious war but arguably ended up being an excuse for people (many of whom were from the same denomination) to kill each other, plus witch hunts became prevalent again so there's that too.
In an actual nutshell: - You join Catholics, France, Russia and the Ottomans join the Reformation. - You join Protestants, France Russia and the Ottomans join Catholics.
For a second when I saw this scene I thought this is what had happened: the guy shot his final bullet which hit one of the enemies who accidentally shot his other Allie’s and a chain reaction occurred. I was then confused like hth did the tank blew up but then I saw Booker and I was like, oh that’s what actually happened.
That's wise, indeed. That's how I basically vassalized half of italy. Seriously if not for this, I'd have to deal with both Austria and France to form Italy :D that was the best opportunity for me so far.
+El Garca It's not 1500 but rather 1600 unless the player triggers it sooner...because the AI is usually too scared to attempt something bold in this game. The ottomans are totally OP in the current state of the game, France used to steamroll everyone too but after some nerfs they don't hit like a tank though.
I don't understand why France in on the Protestant team? France was historically Catholic. Does France tend to go protestant in EU4 (I've never played the game)?
Bourbon France wanted to restrict Habsburg power since there were Habsburg monarchs in both Austria and Spain. So despite being Catholic, they joined the Protestant.
Dead Winter during the Thirty Years War, which was the topic of the post, the Russians were busy during the Time of Troubles / Muscovite-Polish War. That is contrary to the original comment, which was "Russia kind of didn't give a shit about the religious war." Not sure why you have to point out that the Russians fucked over the Poles for 200 years, lol. Everyone knows that.
Historically, not (Although they formed the holy allience with the poles and a couple other countries against the ottomans) but in game russia mostly joins the protestant league because they normally hate the Commonwealth
I suspect that even if there was no ToT, Russia would not have cared much about the TYW, except maybe as a chance to invade Finlandwhile GA was busy dicking about in Germany.
The most time they were under our control, we weren't under their control, and btw even if Poland won we didn't lose so much (Except Smolensk and some other cities...) P.S. Hi again, Dead Winter, lol.
Funny joke, Alex. Also, Turkey is a really strong country with their 8th ranking in army strength and their nationalistic people, they really seem like they are expertised on battle. They were the real power before Suleiman died. theeeeeeen the power went to shit
This looks about right for every EU4 campaign except my own. Ive had four different religious war experiences: 1: Bohemia takes over leadersip of the protestant league from Prussia (me) because my king dies leading to a regency, bohemia declares war and somehow lead us to a defeat, and have (no exaggeration) 2/3 of the peace deal me giving up provinces or releasing nations despite me single handedly having 30% war score 2: The protestants declare war immediately and wipe the floor with whats basically Austria and a few small german states 3: Most european majors join the catholic league, Bohemia declares war anyways and gets annihilated. 4: Bohemia declares war early and gets annihilated.
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I love how France, one of the strongest Catholic nations of the time, decided to side with Protestants, simply because of the Habsburgs.
You have become the very thing you swore of destroy
Charles the Hammer probably
@@Franek-up7db Sadly,
30 Years war in a nutshell
But France was allied with the Ottomans in the 1680s
@@MajapahitEagleLeader Mostly because their arch-enemies England and austria had total economic and diplomatic control (respectively) of europe proper. This ensured that anyone who tried to ally with them was essentially committing suicide. So they had to turn to the one nation who was beyond that sphere of influence and still powerful enough to be useful as an ally.
>Poland sees Russia
>runs back inside
Too perfect.
Poland isn't stupid, but check who was the Tsar of Russia in 1610-1613 ;)
Poland is the only nation that have conquered Russia... so proud T.T
A co z Mongołami ?
What about Mongolia ?
ok, the onyl european nation who conquered Russia and Poland defeated Russia most times in all countries on the world, but that was long ago, last time Poland wrecked Russia in 1921 after battle of Niemn
Also Mongol Empire defeated many parts of today's Russia like Kievan Rus'
I died with Spain just chilling in Mexico rushing to get back to Europe ahah
They never rush back to europe to help out their allies.
Basileos kai Autokrator ton Romaion XD me too!
Qaboos Mintaka In the History? Yes
The help
mfw your army is sitting in columbia while europe goes to shit
Austria: "Where the hell are you?"
Castille "I'm almost there" - *Mexico*
I died there
The France Tank was fucking hilarious.
indeed XD
France driving over Denmark is like in one game that they decleared war on Savoie to get access to me (Milan)
Actually it's Savoy, not Denmark :D
***** Brandenburg is in place of Prussia in the vid.
Prussia is op but brademburg is shit
"Yeah maybe with a France"
*Tank appears*
France has been a military superpower for a lot of years actually, and recently has a slightly stronger active military than UK.
The problem with France is that it doesnt stay in a island.
When you ignore hundreds or years of Military Migth beacuse they surrenderd once while their Capital was Besiged and The Govmerment Splitted, but its ok cuse you know all WW2 Tanks
I'm pretty sure the war of 1870 along with the stalemates of the first world war are what this is based on.
in a byzantine game i got into a pu with france it was a good day
I've only played this game for 5 minutes and I love these memes.
Git gud or get our normie, if you haven't done a WC as Ryukyu you aren't allowed to watch these videos.
Keepo
same.
I'm too much of a noob to get it :/
But atleast I enjoy HoI4
These memes are the funniest shit in RUclips
All you need to know with these memes are the following:
Either Austria, Poland, Prussia, Ottomans or France are depicted as OP (because they are in the game, duh)
And... well that's it, really
Nah bro I watched this videos for 3 minutes only.
Castlie in Mexico bit was hilarious.
True
Yeah that was the best part
I liked and it went from 999 to 1K. You're welcome.
2:27 "I fight solo, I thought you knew that."
-Otto-MAN Empire
*Opens Door*
"ROSSIYA SVYASHCHENNAYA"
*Closes Door*
amazing
Patton44 (Glo)
Best part!
that was the only part that mattered to me
Patton44 (Glo) NAHA DERJAVA!
well in my game the places should have been switched because the commonwealth is reking everybody russia,ottomans,hre and so on
sandro sainishvili That's because PLC in the game, especially when played by player doesn't make mistakes that Poles did in real history aka letting Teutonic Order live, leaving occupied Muscovy, not expanding into Tatar Crimea. EUIV shows what would PolandLithuania be if not for imbecile magnates and weak rulers.
"I fight solo" me in every ottoman game.
🤣❤️🔥
Not me. No matter how much I blob I still can't beat Austria - Hungary + Commonwealth + Venice coalition
@@starcatcherksp1517 skill issue tbh in 1500s u can handle all europa just by yourself as ottos
But ottomans always go for the Protestant... I seriously have never seen them join the Catholics.
And I have 2000+ hours
antonio toreres I've seen it happen. i was holy emperor and to safe guard our alliance he helped the catholics
antonio toreres Haven't played much eu4 but that's historically accurate.I'm impressed.
they joined the catholic on my one i was mega fucked because of that ;-;
I'm literally playing a game where they joined catholic ( might have to do with them also allying france ) xD
Ottoman joining Catholic League
Me : wait that's illegal
"we could with a France"
*France ends up on the enemy side*
crap
yeah french is smart why would they protect the chatolic austrian if french was surrounded by the whole protestant :D
that is stereotype for Italians,French always surrender
@@СашаВагић French always betrays and teams up with Muslims
@@totalwaraionly troll or truth?
@@jeanmichel8919 truth
You know shit is real when Chuck Norris is the Mighty Ottoman Empire.
OTTOMANS always fights alone.. LIKE A REAL MEN :D
@@mert.walker and commies always put turkistanis at the front line so commies can live like stalin o.ç. did
Even shiaa
Crimea ?
OH-THE-MAN
@@stannis7816 Crimea is considered the Ottoman soil.
The Spanish army in Mexico was hilarious "I'm almost there
I had a game where the ottomans had an army just 10k lesser than the entire catholic leauge
Which game ?
@@Houssam-Erick-4 EU4
Nearly perfect.
All you needed was for Suleyman to turn up wearing deal with it sun glasses and then remove them as happens on screen.
*Looks out door*
*sees Russia*
*closes door*
"We've got a problem"
That is hilarious
That ottoman intro though. In my multiplayer, everyone forgets the ottomans. They just mess with the Middle East. And wen a big war in Europe happens, they say there neutral. But later on in the war, they come to save the loosing side ass(me) and just gain all the land in the end.
Because we are (ı am turkish=ottoman) fight for weak and good side geberally we fight alone because we haven't any friend only Azarbajian but they are week but their soldiers are very strong like us
And we have really really really good manpower 1 turkish soldier can kill 15 terorist
@@Yeyith09 cringe
@@divineoverhand5307 bro this was from 5 fuckig years ago I was basically a kid at those times XD
@@Yeyith09 Okay bro lol makes sense
Best memed out clip i ever seen.
We love you Ottoman from kashmir ❤
Thanks ❤️ but it's Turkey now.
@@ahumanistpotato hahaha wait for 2023 and you'll see Turkey's true powers.
@@filthyfrank500yearsago9 Nothing is gonna happen in 2023,we'll just celebrate 100th anniversary of Republic of Turkey that's all. What do you think will happen, we'll suddenly become a superpower or something?
@@ahumanistpotato live em too much droned in ultra nationalist islamis extrimist propoganda
@@ahumanistpotato HEDEF 2023 LAN 83 AMERIGA
"And after 5 years of agonizing pain, T H E M I N G E X P L O D E D"
I can say with great confidence that this is historically accurate. Chuck Norris did do this.
Thanks for saving us chatolic brothers turkey!!Love from Croat brother
And u just killing Bosnian who is ottomans causin
@@aaryanqureshi5326 bosniak*
@@aaryanqureshi5326 plus u hate croats
@@ex-yuclassic780 u just annex Bosnian land in bosnia u belong to crotia we don't hate u just u hate us
0:25 Spain coming from Mexico too fucking true hahaha. They almost never have troops in the continent in my games.
I just like how accurate this is xD great job
OMG THIS IS PERFECT!!
Strangely, this is the most accurate representation of EU4 I've seen.
zehaha ... first Castille s in Mexico ..and then, . they ve got France (Tank rolls in) so fckng hillarious xD
Ottomans are way too op. Everyone says Prussia is OP but it takes a while to form them.
janissaries fuck ottomans up big time in late game
No they don't, it's just a button press to remove any troubles the Janis cause.
They used to be OP, despite 20% tech malus with anatolian group. Now they share the same tech group as Western Europe and have consistent godlike rulers, and they are überOP. Meanwhile PDX plans to give them more bonuses in the next patch with siege ability...
Yes, I'm talking about the new system of "Ages" for the next DLC forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-13th-of-december-2016.988299/
Well it is realistic game.
Świetne, dobra robota :)
1:52 Magnificent Suleyman is coming 🇹🇷
Uea we fight alone thought you knew. fits so perfect haha
chuck norris memes amirite
hilarious....and that Suleiman the Magnificent aka Kebebini lol
I'm not Batman
I'm not superman
I'm sulejman...
“Well can you hold them off?”
“Ya maybe with France...shit”
“What?”
“They’ve got France”
I like the way the Marseillaise played when France showed up. It was a nice touch.
I'm kurdish you don't understand how much I love this hahaha
If nothing else, this provides a hilarious means of explaining how the Austrians and Ottomans ended up on the same team for WWI after literally centuries of them going head-to-head.
In my runs the Ottomans always join the Protestant League. And it always fucking wins.
Nobody expected ottomans helping austria
The instant France showed up I lost it in laughter.
JCC0622
Owain? Is that you?
Kebabini killed me XD
It's so ironic that the tank makes sounds like "HOOONN, HOOOOOONN"
Kingdom of Portugal : ugh another war ? i hate this
Kingdom of Switzerland : i don't
well in my game the commonwelth is kicking the shit out of everybody otomans,germans,russians,italians and ming,qing and japan havent even formed
then you're lucky if you're the commonwealth
nope i am georgoia and my ally was russia but now my ally is so weak that they are attacking me and nobody gives a shit about russias expansion ottomans are not helping,persians are not helping,commonwealth is not helping they want my land too the european powers generally dont give a single fuck about the east so yea
Are you playing on real life mode?
I need a France
Tank arrives
Never has a more accurate comparison been made haha
hahaha everytime I see you make parody of Ottoman's always blew my mind.
That hot ottoman approach though. Lmao
Kebabini hahahahaha
ayn bu ne dedim sonradan aklıma geldi
Not kebabini
Most badass sultan in history.
Świetne! :D
I find the 30 years war rather funny because it started as a relgious war but arguably ended up being an excuse for people (many of whom were from the same denomination) to kill each other, plus witch hunts became prevalent again so there's that too.
Ottoman style bitches 😎 as bayrakları hıamına
Bende öyle düşündüm filmde mal gibi sağa sola sıkan birisi vardı dedim kesin bizi o yapmışlardır
Barış Deniz AS
Barış Deniz eheheheh :D
:D
I think Europeans assassinating terrorists do not want to beat beating you cry bitch
In an actual nutshell:
- You join Catholics, France, Russia and the Ottomans join the Reformation.
- You join Protestants, France Russia and the Ottomans join Catholics.
Ottoman Power
I love how France is a War Tank in EU IV but in HOI IV it's like an ant
Kebabini 😂😂
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
-can you hold them back?
-maybe with france
*tank appears*
-shit they got france
XDDDD
"Maybe with a France." fucking killed me
Turkey , albania , azerbayjan 💖💕🇦🇱🇹🇷🇦🇿
Don't forget Bosnia and Macedonia. From all I know, even the South Koreans sympathize with Turks.
We DON'T CARE
@@fralaus lul
@@fralaus boomer
Ming: I don't wan't much, I just want you to release Rome (Byzantine).
LONG LİVE OTTOMAN EMPİRE ❤
I say in the sense of love
KARADENİZLİ GENÇ ne sense of love kardeşim yaa.. haydi Erdoğan senin Ottoman Empire'nı getirecek tekrar .
KARADENİZLİ GENÇ ottoman empire lovers are %90 braindead people of turkey. you make yourself look stupid. long live turkish republic
öbcük lelik shut up get out ottoman state our fathers we are proud from our history
KARADENİZLİ GENÇ braindead
holy crap even for a Chuc... Kebabini taking out a tank with SMG is OP.
0:33 HAHAHHAH THAT FRANCE :D
For a second when I saw this scene I thought this is what had happened: the guy shot his final bullet which hit one of the enemies who accidentally shot his other Allie’s and a chain reaction occurred. I was then confused like hth did the tank blew up but then I saw Booker and I was like, oh that’s what actually happened.
I'm Turkish and I like this :) BTW pls change that halo's color to white and add a white star at the two tips of it. It is our thousand year old flag.
This one was very good. I died of laughter a few times.
From where is this
The Great Kebabini just stackwiped all protestant league at once hahaha
To jest zajebiste propsy :D
Haha, no wonder I got screwed in a religious war. I was fighting both France AND the Ottomans
I need a movie name and explanation of the EU4 part I'm new to the game
Stephen Ruffino the expendables 2, around the 1500 a religious war always erupt between the protestant and catholic leagues.
El Garca thanks
Every single time the HRE ends up being dismantled during the war, in my games.
That's wise, indeed. That's how I basically vassalized half of italy. Seriously if not for this, I'd have to deal with both Austria and France to form Italy :D that was the best opportunity for me so far.
+El Garca It's not 1500 but rather 1600 unless the player triggers it sooner...because the AI is usually too scared to attempt something bold in this game.
The ottomans are totally OP in the current state of the game, France used to steamroll everyone too but after some nerfs they don't hit like a tank though.
This is actually both funny and accurate
OTTOMAN was here
0:01 This is Poland ?
MATE! AWESOME!
Yakaladım paşaaa :) ( askerdesin )
YabguNizamPasha Ustad selam
Not sure if people saw that, but that 'car' France steamrolled was Savoy. XD
I don't understand why France in on the Protestant team? France was historically Catholic. Does France tend to go protestant in EU4 (I've never played the game)?
Nick Kraw it joined protestans in real life so...
During the war France sided with the Protestants because of political reasons. As they stated: Politics > Religion
"France was historically Catholic why are they figthing against catholics."
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
Bourbon France wanted to restrict Habsburg power since there were Habsburg monarchs in both Austria and Spain. So despite being Catholic, they joined the Protestant.
And in the game, France often rivals Austria and/or Spain, so they'll often end up on opposing sides.
This is probably the best thing I've ever seen
Name of movie?
i knew this movie. that one guy with a machine gun that kills an entire army is my favorite
is the expendables I believe
***** kebab? Off to my Siberian Vacation Resort with you!
Soviet UnionBall arent u dead already
what movie is this?
The Expendables 2
thank you
Love love these vids...thanks for the great idea
there will be a new "religious war" video today, get ready :)
Great Ottoman , Great Suleiman ! 🇹🇷
Great turkey, great erdogan! The best president at sucking europes dick.
The chuck norris references make me want to watch that movie
Well. Russia kind of didn't give a shit about the religious war.
Dead Winter bruh im american. look up the muscovite-polish war if you dont believe me. don't take it so personally in a fucking history game.
Dead Winter during the Thirty Years War, which was the topic of the post, the Russians were busy during the Time of Troubles / Muscovite-Polish War. That is contrary to the original comment, which was "Russia kind of didn't give a shit about the religious war." Not sure why you have to point out that the Russians fucked over the Poles for 200 years, lol. Everyone knows that.
Historically, not (Although they formed the holy allience with the poles and a couple other countries against the ottomans) but in game russia mostly joins the protestant league because they normally hate the Commonwealth
I suspect that even if there was no ToT, Russia would not have cared much about the TYW, except maybe as a chance to invade Finlandwhile GA was busy dicking about in Germany.
The most time they were under our control, we weren't under their control, and btw even if Poland won we didn't lose so much (Except Smolensk and some other cities...) P.S. Hi again, Dead Winter, lol.
And here's me as Morocco peacefully eating on some Portugal and Castile pie. Omnomnomnomnomnom...
Turkish power❤❤
@Jack John fuck you
@Jack John go to hell
first 6 seconds are worth the whole video
Poland opens the door
Russia comes in
*nah shit*
Ottoman winnerr!
I think this is now my favorite video on RUclips.
Turkey is the real power
Wolfie Art yooo thats racist
Funny joke, Alex. Also, Turkey is a really strong country with their 8th ranking in army strength and their nationalistic people, they really seem like they are expertised on battle. They were the real power before Suleiman died. theeeeeeen the power went to shit
shut up other video in usally 8%-10%-100% in video turks comments other... but videon in 45%-40-35%-28%
Turkey is dead now because of tayip...
Dogukan Guclu olum tayyip mi geri bıraktı devleti yabancılara niye karalıyorsun bizi
Holy shit. This was fucking beautiful
*_LOL_*
This looks about right for every EU4 campaign except my own. Ive had four different religious war experiences:
1: Bohemia takes over leadersip of the protestant league from Prussia (me) because my king dies leading to a regency, bohemia declares war and somehow lead us to a defeat, and have (no exaggeration) 2/3 of the peace deal me giving up provinces or releasing nations despite me single handedly having 30% war score
2: The protestants declare war immediately and wipe the floor with whats basically Austria and a few small german states
3: Most european majors join the catholic league, Bohemia declares war anyways and gets annihilated.
4: Bohemia declares war early and gets annihilated.