@Divalvaro I feel shame for my russian comrade here. But nevertheless, Russia didnt want to participate in war before Napoleon invaded Russian Territory, so russian forces didn't really fight Napoleon, they just tried to push him back and not to loose too much forces themselves. But when Napoleon invaded Russia, he didn't need ANY ally cause he had whole Europe as part of his Empire. More than that, Russia had significantly less army than Napoleon's Great Army. And, more than that, Russia destroyed Napoleon's Great Army almost without any help from Britain. Prussia, Austria and so on already, as I said, were the part of french Empire and provided Great Army with supplies and soldiers. The same was with Hitler in WW2 -- he followed the same plan. And it is, again, was left to Russia to deal with European conqueror. Check for number of soldiers participating in Normandy landings (D-Day) and in a single Battle of Kursk. You see, Russia is located in a territory which is constantly under pressure from Asia (which had very aggressive conquerors, like mongols and turks, and nomad raiders) and at the same time Russia is a great threat to Europe. At the same time Russia never has time to conquer Europe because of economical problems (very problematic region with cold weather is a cause for it) and invasions from Asia. So, it is a destiny at the end of any european conqueror to try to defeat Russia as a threat to Europe. But they never succeeded, nethertheless weakening Russia by war and sending it back into economical crysis and defensive position. This is a cycle which repeated many times.
@Divalvaro First, I did not mock France. I agree: the ideas of French Revolution were far better than feudal Monarchies. Second, Napoleon and Hitler (not Hitler exactly but people behind his military plans) conquered whole Europe. Nevertheless you mock them as total idiots which they were not. You assume they could handle whole Europe but could not comprehend weather forecasts? They did not know it's cold in winter in Russia? Stop being an idiot and believing propaganda: Hitler with machines and tanks took more time to get to Moscow than Napoleon on horses and still both of them lost not to winter but to Russian tactics of staggering enemy army and cutting supply lines. That's how they were bitten, not by winter but by strategy and logistics. Third, by the time Napoleon invaded Russia he already betrayed The Revolution and became emperor himself. As a consequence he didn't free Russian people. Instead mass war crimes with robbery and violence emerged on Russian territory by French army -- that was the reason for partisan movement.
@@whiskeyfoxtrot23 The national revolutionary cause was identified almost everywhere with liberal constitutionalism up until the Revolution of 1830. Thereafter, however, the nationalist ideal of fraternite was increasingly dissociated by revolutionaries from the liberte of the liberals particularly in central and eastern Europe. Rival social revolutionaries began to challenge the romantic nationalists after the revolutions of 1 830; and this socialist tradition increasingly predominated after the forming of the First International in I 864 and the movement of the revolutionary cause from French to German and Russian leadership. Social revolutionaries expressed their essentially rationalistic ideal best in prose pamphlets and prosaic organizations . Their hidden model was the impersonal and dynamic machine of factory industry rather than the personalized but static lodge of the Masonic aristocracy. "The people" was a different concept for revolutionary nationalists than for evolutionary liberals ( who thought of specific propertied groups to whom the franchise and civic liberties might be extended ), or for social revolutionaries ( who thought of an industrial proletariat that might provide fresh fuel for revolution). For romantic nationalists, "the people" was simply the source of legitimacy for the exercise of sovereign power in the modern nation-state. Its sanction was gained not by the prosaic counting of parliamentary or class divisions, but by the poetic invocation of a forgotten inner unity.-James H Billington
@@RenneDanjoule Ça sert à rien de me raconter comment c'est passé la révolution la Liberté n'a pas été créée par le communisme c'est très absurde ce que tu dis je suis français j'habite en France depuis que je suis née et en France nous avons la liberté d'expression, de conscience, de croire ou pas ..... donc cher anglophones (probablement) je te conseille de ne pas discuter de l'histoire de France de nos lois ,notre pays avec les français (moi) . MERCI
@@whiskeyfoxtrot23 I guess you didn't understood what he meant by "You realize "Liberte" literally created communism.", and writing in french to an english speaker isn't respectful, it's really mean, so i won't respect you by speaking in French.
+Judge731 right. When Napoleon and his troops entered Moscow, winter hadn't come yet. They occupied the city for a month from mid september to late october 1812 until Napoleon ordered a way back to France. Harsh winter came to them in early november when they were on their way back.
@@brrrrrtenjoyer I'm late too! I think he meant the "Swedish flood" when Russia and Sweden attacked Poland while Poland fought the Cossack uprising in the south
They never won a war. They won battles though. Napoléon's campaign in Russia was quite successful until lack of supplies had him start his disastrous retreat. And that was my point : historically, the french, in their only direct war against Russia, were winning decisively, or so they thought, even taking Russia's capital. Napoléon thought the russians would surrender then. But the russians didn't fight on France's terms, turning the war into an attrition war. The french eventually ran out of supplies, retreated and died by the thousand to the harsh russian winter, exhaustion and famine.
smolensk valutino borodino, all french victories. Whatever you want to imagine about russia, their army was inferior to france or they would have never done things the way they did, and about the number of men engaged, russia actually ended up using more men than France. As for the winter, why do you think napoleon retreated when he could have set up a camp in moscow ? No food left and winter not really the season to harvest. It s actually Russia who won without winning an engagment against the big army using a strategy that you can't apply in western europe.
Dwarov 1 you are just denying at this point the 3 battles I quoted are french victories, if you engage an army on its way to moscow and dont manage to stop it and losing more men in the engagement that s a lose... la grande armée lost more men to illness, storms, desertion and harassment than in direct engagment. It wasn’t well prepared for the russian tactic to burn their own lands, but it was a juggernaut in frontal battle. There are no army in history of europe that won as many battles in 10 years as la grande armee. If russia was winning engagments like you claimed, why did they not push back on their own and waited for another coalition?
@@sosobel5843 they pushed France out, so they successfully defend there nation and would later on hand napoleon several defeats after learning from there mistakes. In the end Russia won, and France would fall.
@@oake6180 France wouldn't fall as other did not want, and just wanted the Bourbons to get back. What the french peoples didn't want. But Russia was in a really bad situation, even a russian dude (forgot the name) said something like calling this a vicotory, is not knowing the consequences. Napoléon failed to invade Russia despite the fact he reached Moskau but Russia failed to protect its territory and had to rebuild it totally after this chaos tho. The russian campaign wasn't a victory for both side.
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@subscribe to my empty channel or Have you read the political program of Marine Le Pen ? It's really scary. And the unenployement is actually at a lower level than before the 2008 crisis, for example the pension reform that created the Gilets Jaunes movement is good for me. I don't understand why just because people works in another companies than other people and pay the same amount for their pension, they couldn't have the same pension. The pension reform is a good thing to reintroduce equality. For example, my father who started to work at 16 at EDF will have the same pension as doctors even if he was paid less and contributes less to the pension system, and don't think this is right for doctors. And Marine is actually saying that the pension reform is an horrible thing. She is also blaming the government for their actions about the covid19 and the lack of masks, but the stock were destroyed in 2010 way before Macron took place in politics.
@subscribe to my empty channel or and I think that leaving EU (which was the plan of Marine Le Pen) is a good thing for Europe future, as leaving every trade deal made by France with the rest of the world. Other countries didn't understand why taxes are so high in France, that's just because they don't have to pay for school and health. I broke my arm and I needed an helicopter evacuation for that and it never cost 1 cent to my parents, I am now in the 3rd year of engineering study and it cost only 200€ per year to my parents.
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@@furrst3634 Знаешь есть различия между людьми. В основном они внешние... Но есть так же умственные. Мой коммент о пропаганде вложенной в ролик. Я никого не хочу оскорбить ... Но я уже это сделал.
Surrendered when 1)The gauls invaded from spain 2)Caesar invaded from Italy 3)The Franks invaded from Rhineland Germania 4)The Vikings invaded (they put some thought into this one though and let them have land for what was surrendered originally turning them into the Normans eventually) 5)Provoked Bismarck's Confederation 6)And most famously saw Hitler's mustache... Did I miss any I might have forgotten a few
@@Ho1yhe11 yep you forgot a few things :) There were 53 major conflicts in Europe. France will have been a belligerent in 49 of them, and the United Kingdom in 43. Of the 185 battles that France has fought over the last 800 years, its armies will have won 132 of them, and lost 43, leaving only 10 indecisive battles Thus giving the French military the record of victories in Europe and therefore in the world. France is the nation that has participated in the greatest number of war and battle throughout the history of Humanity. - Over the last 800 years France has beaten more than 200 years against England, more than 150 years against the Germanic nations, more than 190 years against the Spanish / Portuguese, and against many other nations. Very often these wars were waged against France, which was outnumbered by coalitions of several nations aimed at destroying it. France, the warrior nation par excellence, the strategies deployed by these generals are still studying today, including the campaigns of Napoleon Bonaparte. On all the lands and continents France has shown the world what it was worth in the fight. - Battle of Auerstaedt (1806), 25,000 French against 60,000 Prussians, French Victory fr.wikipedia.org/g/wiki/Bataille_d%27Auerstaedt Battle of Patays 1 against 6, French Victory. . fr.wikipedia.org//wiki/Bataille_de_Patay_(1429) - Fort Carillon, 3600 French against 18,000 English, French Victory. fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataille_de_Fort_Carillon - Battle of the Pyramids, 20 000 Fr against 50 000 Mamluks, French Victory. fr.wikipedia.org/rg/wiki/Bataille_des_Pyramides - Austerlitz, 73,000 Fr against 86,000 Russians and Austrians, French Victory. fr.wikipedia.org/g/wiki/Bataille_d%27Austerlitz But it is also the battles of Bouvines, Verdun, Soissons, Marigan, Castillon, etc ... And those of the Prestige: - the battle of Camerone, 62 French legionnaires against 2000 Mexicans. fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataille_de_Camerone - Birk hakeim, 1 against 10, 3700 French against 37 000 Germans / Italians. fr.wikipedia.org/rg/wiki/Bataille_de_Bir_Hakeim And so many others ... But France is also the one that colonized England in 1066, this Francized country for centuries to the point that 40% of English words are of French origin. It is the Nation Daughter-eld of the church, because the first barbarian King of Europe to be converted is none other than Clovis I, King of the Franks, she is therefore the protector of the Christianity, even in her national borders we feel the destiny. The one that dismantled the 900-year-old Holy Roman Empire. Allowing Germany to be born 65 years later. That which allowed the independence of the USA fighting in America against the English. The country of "Dynasties" Many European kings have French ancestries. - Under Saint Louis France is the richest and most populous country in Europe as well as the most developed intellectually and artistically influencing all of Europe. - The Amerindians nicknamed the King of France the Great Onontio "the greatest mountain of the earth" at the end of the seven-year war, overwhelmed then by the French defeat and their fate throw in the hands of the English who will exterminate them thereafter. The one that dominated Europe for several centuries making her royal court the most popular and appreciated by the Kings of Europe. The country of humanism and human rights and the first modern European democracy. But France is something else: France is the second nation in the world to have done the most invention and discovery. - It was the 2nd largest colonial empire in the world, spanning all continents and oceans. - It has the world's second largest maritime area behind the US and could legitimize some areas ranking it as the world's No. 1 maritime possession through the Globe. - It is the largest nation in the European Union in terms of area. - First European Agricultural Power and 4th world. - 5th world military power and 1st European. - 6th World Economic Power. - Permanent member of the UN alongside the USA, Russia, China and England. - 2nd industrial and commercial power of Europe. France is also the third country in the world to have manufactured the atomic bomb. France is also a space power, the third nation to conquer space, the most important space budget of the European agency. France is also famous for its gastronomy around the world. France is also the first nation with regard to Art. But it is also the Francophone: The French language is the second language taught in the world, La Francophonie brings together 49 countries around the world grouped in permanent council of La Francophonie meeting every 2 years. - French is today the 5th most spoken language in the world with 274 million speakers - French is the 3rd language of business in the world - French is the 4th language of the internet. image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2016/30/1469787077-image.jpg: This map represents the French colonial empire image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2016/30/1469787248-image.jpg: This one represents the 1st French Empire under Napoleon in 1812 image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2016/30/1469787321-image.jpg: This one represents the Carolingian Empire under Charlemagne (ancestor of the French) image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2016/30/1469787977-image.jpg: This card represents France under Louis XIV, his sons being placed king of Spain and Italy who will later take a great French descent to the Spanish throne
And what about the battle of Poitier and Karl Martel (or Charles Martel) who butchered muslim from spain, provence and narbonne and the germans from saxony, frise and bavaria for years ? Did you forgot this one ?
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8/10 no earrape Marseillaise when he transforms.
yeah , Marseillaise wasn't as popular as now during the first french revolution .
nice video btw
Then "Chant du départ", "Ca ira" or "la Carmagnole". Earrape was still possible.
my thoughts exactly
also, Eldiran1, have you ever herd of a MEME
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Only the Soviets have that right
1:15
Lost my Armor
beatiful xD
10/10
1789/20
Hammer*
Rosida Andriyana no, armor.
@@RenneDanjoule i mean, france was the first country to try out marxism
0:54 Poland can't into space
LOL good one
POLAN CAN INTO SPACE!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/441050/Polandball_Can_into_Space/
Paweł Zdziech WHAT IS THIS HERESY?
I...I....I....REEEEEEEE *explodes!*
So Poland doesn't spend its taxpayers' money on nonsense? That's very reasonable.
Hello Michal Majos
3:38 Guillotine Intensifies
:D
*"La Marseillaise" playing*
Oh ! A Maximilien De Robespierre appear !
Genocide intensifies. Loire overflows with bodies.
@@adrien5116 people who cant take a joke intensifies
@@SolvedNC I was actually making a joke aswell, about the genocide of my people indeed : the vendean genocide. But joking anyway.
3:41 napoleon mode on
@@максимсуров-я3л Napoleon bitch-slapped the entire Europe for almost fifteen years but sure, he was a looser XD
@@Maslenain yes napoleon win 5 coalition vs english russe spain dutch italia and autriche french loos 6 eme coalition win 5 .. english looser yes
@Divalvaro u need to be more inteligent with random ppl
@Divalvaro I feel shame for my russian comrade here. But nevertheless, Russia didnt want to participate in war before Napoleon invaded Russian Territory, so russian forces didn't really fight Napoleon, they just tried to push him back and not to loose too much forces themselves. But when Napoleon invaded Russia, he didn't need ANY ally cause he had whole Europe as part of his Empire. More than that, Russia had significantly less army than Napoleon's Great Army. And, more than that, Russia destroyed Napoleon's Great Army almost without any help from Britain. Prussia, Austria and so on already, as I said, were the part of french Empire and provided Great Army with supplies and soldiers. The same was with Hitler in WW2 -- he followed the same plan. And it is, again, was left to Russia to deal with European conqueror. Check for number of soldiers participating in Normandy landings (D-Day) and in a single Battle of Kursk. You see, Russia is located in a territory which is constantly under pressure from Asia (which had very aggressive conquerors, like mongols and turks, and nomad raiders) and at the same time Russia is a great threat to Europe. At the same time Russia never has time to conquer Europe because of economical problems (very problematic region with cold weather is a cause for it) and invasions from Asia. So, it is a destiny at the end of any european conqueror to try to defeat Russia as a threat to Europe. But they never succeeded, nethertheless weakening Russia by war and sending it back into economical crysis and defensive position. This is a cycle which repeated many times.
@Divalvaro First, I did not mock France. I agree: the ideas of French Revolution were far better than feudal Monarchies. Second, Napoleon and Hitler (not Hitler exactly but people behind his military plans) conquered whole Europe. Nevertheless you mock them as total idiots which they were not. You assume they could handle whole Europe but could not comprehend weather forecasts? They did not know it's cold in winter in Russia? Stop being an idiot and believing propaganda: Hitler with machines and tanks took more time to get to Moscow than Napoleon on horses and still both of them lost not to winter but to Russian tactics of staggering enemy army and cutting supply lines. That's how they were bitten, not by winter but by strategy and logistics. Third, by the time Napoleon invaded Russia he already betrayed The Revolution and became emperor himself. As a consequence he didn't free Russian people. Instead mass war crimes with robbery and violence emerged on Russian territory by French army -- that was the reason for partisan movement.
“I lost my arnor like yesterday...so that’s still pretty fresh”
What are you Gondor?
@@nickpaschentis5284 I got that one😂👍
I love how Poland actually says planet, not even continent but just.. Time to go to space....
Oh no I said it.
After this battle, France is nerfed by Paradox
@Lee Ruan lol
It's the French paradox !
When it went Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité, I freakin lost it
Well technically, Fraternité only came in in 1848, but still a good one ^^
but France loosed in the end of the video in real ....
Zacharie Guillerey ummm that’s not true the motto with all three most definitely existed during the revolution
Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité. TRIGERDDDDDDDDD
You realize "Liberte" literally created communism.
@@RenneDanjoule je vous demande pardon ???🤨
@@whiskeyfoxtrot23 The national revolutionary cause was identified almost everywhere with liberal constitutionalism up until the Revolution of 1830. Thereafter, however, the nationalist ideal of fraternite was increasingly dissociated by revolutionaries from the liberte of the liberals particularly in central and eastern Europe. Rival social revolutionaries began to challenge the romantic nationalists after the revolutions of 1 830; and this socialist tradition increasingly predominated after the forming of the First International in I 864 and the movement of the revolutionary cause from French to German and Russian leadership. Social revolutionaries expressed their essentially rationalistic ideal best in prose pamphlets and prosaic organizations . Their hidden model was the impersonal and dynamic machine of factory industry rather than the personalized but static lodge of the Masonic aristocracy. "The people" was a different concept for revolutionary nationalists than for evolutionary liberals ( who thought of specific propertied groups to whom the franchise and civic liberties might be extended ), or for social revolutionaries ( who thought of an industrial proletariat that might provide fresh fuel for revolution). For romantic nationalists, "the people" was simply the source of legitimacy for the exercise of sovereign power in the modern nation-state. Its sanction was gained not by the prosaic counting of parliamentary or class divisions, but by the poetic invocation of a forgotten inner unity.-James H Billington
@@RenneDanjoule Ça sert à rien de me raconter comment c'est passé la révolution la Liberté n'a pas été créée par le communisme c'est très absurde ce que tu dis je suis français j'habite en France depuis que je suis née et en France nous avons la liberté d'expression, de conscience, de croire ou pas ..... donc cher anglophones (probablement) je te conseille de ne pas discuter de l'histoire de France de nos lois ,notre pays avec les français (moi) . MERCI
@@whiskeyfoxtrot23 I guess you didn't understood what he meant by "You realize "Liberte" literally created communism.", and writing in french to an english speaker isn't respectful, it's really mean, so i won't respect you by speaking in French.
And then winter comes
Winter be like Ragnarok but instead of fire its frost.
+Judge731 right. When Napoleon and his troops entered Moscow, winter hadn't come yet.
They occupied the city for a month from mid september to late october 1812 until Napoleon ordered a way back to France.
Harsh winter came to them in early november when they were on their way back.
Russian Pirate the problem was more typhus than cold^^
Doesn't matter, burned moscow.
And Russia wins!
“I have to get off this planet-“
*vietnam war flashbacks of being smashed*
I'm late but I think he meant the Partitions of Poland.
@@brrrrrtenjoyer I'm late too! I think he meant the "Swedish flood" when Russia and Sweden attacked Poland while Poland fought the Cossack uprising in the south
Become revolutionary in a nutshell
X-356 bourbon went baggett.
3:53 vive le fucking France
*soviet anthem is playing*
La france
The greatest France
*baguette intensified*
Je suis française viva la France
historically accurate and hilarious at the same time
20/10, now if you'll excuse me, I need to go lie down to recover from the laughing fit
Historical accuracy would have been Thor beating the crap out of Hulk but the Hulk never fainting, and Thor finally collapsing from exhaustion.
They never won a war. They won battles though. Napoléon's campaign in Russia was quite successful until lack of supplies had him start his disastrous retreat. And that was my point : historically, the french, in their only direct war against Russia, were winning decisively, or so they thought, even taking Russia's capital. Napoléon thought the russians would surrender then. But the russians didn't fight on France's terms, turning the war into an attrition war. The french eventually ran out of supplies, retreated and died by the thousand to the harsh russian winter, exhaustion and famine.
Try looking up Austerlitz for a start.
smolensk valutino borodino, all french victories. Whatever you want to imagine about russia, their army was inferior to france or they would have never done things the way they did, and about the number of men engaged, russia actually ended up using more men than France. As for the winter, why do you think napoleon retreated when he could have set up a camp in moscow ? No food left and winter not really the season to harvest. It s actually Russia who won without winning an engagment against the big army using a strategy that you can't apply in western europe.
Dwarov 1 you are just denying at this point the 3 battles I quoted are french victories, if you engage an army on its way to moscow and dont manage to stop it and losing more men in the engagement that s a lose... la grande armée lost more men to illness, storms, desertion and harassment than in direct engagment. It wasn’t well prepared for the russian tactic to burn their own lands, but it was a juggernaut in frontal battle. There are no army in history of europe that won as many battles in 10 years as la grande armee. If russia was winning engagments like you claimed, why did they not push back on their own and waited for another coalition?
DUDEEEE... THAT WAS AWESOME!! KEBAB LIKED IT
Kebap*
@@SchmulKrieger keepup
These are always so entertaining to watch. I love EU4
This is some quality meme
No it is not.
This was far more entertaining than I was expecting
3:00 I'm From Poland & thats patriotic for me
I'm from France and thats more patriotic for me ahahahaha 🤣. FRENCH POWER 🇫🇷
Я из России
@@Raisonnance. Do you like messi? I'm argentinean
U should put napoleon hat on thor at the last scenes
Oh that was so perfect, Loki definitely still remembers that ragdolling.
*When every countries go fight each others*
Swiss: [Drink some Tea]
How about “When Portugal manages to conquer Iberia”
Miguel Garrido Benlloch it happens in the game eu4 sometimes
BEST MEILLEUR MEME DU MONDE EVER :D
if only they have included that flashback in the original the scene be way more funny
my man had a revolution in the middle of the fight
Thats how things work
3:41 Napoleon Mode, on. Grape Shots of Friedland.
The accuracy of this video is unparalleled.
love how you used th reconsrction of robespierres face
Vive la france🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
ROFL ez win 1812
Хетаг Газанов after retreat and burn your capital 😂
@@shingekino2973 ST Petersburg is Captial, Capi Piglet
@@shingekino2973 Moscow wasn't capital in 1912
@@gigachadov8156 it doesn't change ahaha, burn Moscow to defeat France
C'est hilarant bien joué xD
I like historically accurate but in the same time funny memes
I mean it's kind of historically accurate, but not quite. More EUIV accurate, really.
i know this guy from work... that cracks me up every time.
Well in eu4 game France has almost no chance to beat Russia. Cause France usually is limited by HRE, while Russia is only by the pacific ocean.
What about Napoléon
@@sosobel5843 even he failed invading Russia
@@oake6180 russia failed to win also so...
@@sosobel5843 they pushed France out, so they successfully defend there nation and would later on hand napoleon several defeats after learning from there mistakes. In the end Russia won, and France would fall.
@@oake6180 France wouldn't fall as other did not want, and just wanted the Bourbons to get back. What the french peoples didn't want.
But Russia was in a really bad situation, even a russian dude (forgot the name) said something like calling this a vicotory, is not knowing the consequences. Napoléon failed to invade Russia despite the fact he reached Moskau but Russia failed to protect its territory and had to rebuild it totally after this chaos tho. The russian campaign wasn't a victory for both side.
Everyone gangsta until the Cossack pain train starts rolling
3:40 What? France is evolving?
Should have been I AM A COMMONWEALTH, YOU CREATURE lol
In a way i was hoping for it to continue for an extra 10 sec to have the lovely paradox end it with an "Game end" button.
if you listen carefully, u can hear the sound of Michel and Louis slam their baguette to celebrate another easy victory
Ok, this was a Top Tier meme. Well done.
hahaha Zlewikk you are the best eu4 youtuber man keep up
Thank you!
Zlewikk TV your video is legendary just wanted to tell you that before ur 100k keep grinding
3:37 ahahhahaha :D
Most underrated eu4 meme ever
Why was my multiplayer game just like this😂
Finest grade of meme.
3:02 Bruh I never knew Thor _squeaked_ when Hulk grabbed him omg 😂
1:25 history books were accurate
Love how Loki looks genuenly concerned for Thor's well-being.
Edit: And then has an absolute outbirst of Joy when Thror get's Loki'd by the Hulk.
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2:09 Me, a humble Prussia and his little subjects in between: 👀🙏🏻
What did Thor/France activate at 2:20 ?
by the way great meme video, i laughed a lot ;)
Aytal he bought mercenaries
3:44 Shock Damage intensifies.
Lord of Revolutions? Unfortunately, 1917 Russia takes that title too... indefinitely.
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Have you read the political program of Marine Le Pen ? It's really scary.
And the unenployement is actually at a lower level than before the 2008 crisis, for example the pension reform that created the Gilets Jaunes movement is good for me. I don't understand why just because people works in another companies than other people and pay the same amount for their pension, they couldn't have the same pension.
The pension reform is a good thing to reintroduce equality. For example, my father who started to work at 16 at EDF will have the same pension as doctors even if he was paid less and contributes less to the pension system, and don't think this is right for doctors. And Marine is actually saying that the pension reform is an horrible thing. She is also blaming the government for their actions about the covid19 and the lack of masks, but the stock were destroyed in 2010 way before Macron took place in politics.
@subscribe to my empty channel or and I think that leaving EU (which was the plan of Marine Le Pen) is a good thing for Europe future, as leaving every trade deal made by France with the rest of the world.
Other countries didn't understand why taxes are so high in France, that's just because they don't have to pay for school and health. I broke my arm and I needed an helicopter evacuation for that and it never cost 1 cent to my parents, I am now in the 3rd year of engineering study and it cost only 200€ per year to my parents.
@subscribe to my empty channel or a président in France more power than in other countries thanks to the Général De Gaulle. And he have the majority in the Assemblée Nationale so he can do what he wants.
Just like that, where are you from?
0:40 I like that face paint.
1:38 He should have said "Cavalry God"
Got Napoleoned?
We all experienced the zero manpower feeling...
1812:😊
1814: 💀
"I AM A GOD YOU DULL CREATURE"
*declares war*
Russia: 1:39
Can someone explain the background behind the joke? I think I sorta get it but still would like things cleared up
Reminder that it took 6 coalitions and the entire Europe (+ Russia) to beat France
Also reminder that Russia was severely fucked all the way through
3:36 I laughed too hard at that lol
3:40 Baguette mode activated
We French people love Russian culture and civilization. From Solzhenitsyn passing by Tolstoy ... Long live the great Russia 😚😚😚
We in Russia love France too. At least more than England.
@@ИнИс-щ8д everybody likes France more than England.
@@Billswiftgti Maybe.
@@ИнИс-щ8д happy to hear russians like us better than our historic rivals
Liberté Fraternitié Egalité got me chuckling
0:40 Spain is getting wet.
When everyone meets a custom nation.
you should add onto the end, the game master pulls up the console and types (integrate FRA RUS)
So, was that last punch Moscow burning?
then mr goosestep comes around and munches em
you are making pretty good videos please keep up the good work. but i gotta admit that outro lowers your quality and it feels like ugh
thank you :)
"it's a friend from religious war" lol
I fking died at "I lost my Armor"
j'approuve bravo !
1:42 you even if you are a god you still get beaten up by a 23 year old man that turned into hulk but still...
Победить хотя бы здесь ))) Вот так называется ролик)
Ну тут в обратной последовательности надо ставить, тогда норм
Учи историю!! Россия выиграла Францию
@@furrst3634 Знаешь есть различия между людьми. В основном они внешние... Но есть так же умственные. Мой коммент о пропаганде вложенной в ролик. Я никого не хочу оскорбить ... Но я уже это сделал.
what’s the song at the end?
For me this is the best part of this movie 3:06 🤣🤣🤣
The electric thing in his neck was the winter
I lost my Armor killed me xD
You Say Run goes with everything: Prussia vs France
Liberté égalité fraternité ⚡ 😂
What music is this at the end?
that flashback scene, with the French revolution, what movie is it from?
you mean with robespierre? the same as the whole video, Thor:Ragnarok
Do Great Britain as Hela! (Recent English patch buffs)
3:41when bourbon goes baguette.
Without further ado* It means without delaying anything anymore, you translated it as "of view"
Чёт ору)) Очень годно
I lost it when Odin showed up
Le seeing the video : *happy french noise*
Yeah, revolutionary CB
Liberté, égalité, fraternité !
Theortheo mec ta gueule
non ? :)
omfg that picture of johan
1:07 Ванька 4! А что вы тут делаете?
and then winter has come
Just a question: are you not copyright striked left and right?
No, because I cut down the original scene from 7 to 4 minutes. There are no longer that 6-7 second clips over here
JK France is unstoppable
Multi Meter ii
Surrendered when
1)The gauls invaded from spain
2)Caesar invaded from Italy
3)The Franks invaded from Rhineland Germania
4)The Vikings invaded (they put some thought into this one though and let them have land for what was surrendered originally turning them into the Normans eventually)
5)Provoked Bismarck's Confederation
6)And most famously saw Hitler's mustache...
Did I miss any I might have forgotten a few
@@Ho1yhe11 yep you forgot a few things :)
There were 53 major conflicts in Europe. France will have been a belligerent in 49 of them, and the United Kingdom in 43.
Of the 185 battles that France has fought over the last 800 years, its armies will have won 132 of them, and lost 43, leaving only 10 indecisive battles
Thus giving the French military the record of victories in Europe and therefore in the world. France is the nation that has participated in the greatest number of war and battle throughout the history of Humanity.
- Over the last 800 years France has beaten more than 200 years against England, more than 150 years against the Germanic nations, more than 190 years against the Spanish / Portuguese, and against many other nations.
Very often these wars were waged against France, which was outnumbered by coalitions of several nations aimed at destroying it.
France, the warrior nation par excellence, the strategies deployed by these generals are still studying today, including the campaigns of Napoleon Bonaparte.
On all the lands and continents France has shown the world what it was worth in the fight.
- Battle of Auerstaedt (1806), 25,000 French against 60,000 Prussians, French Victory
fr.wikipedia.org/g/wiki/Bataille_d%27Auerstaedt
Battle of Patays 1 against 6, French Victory. .
fr.wikipedia.org//wiki/Bataille_de_Patay_(1429)
- Fort Carillon, 3600 French against 18,000 English, French Victory.
fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataille_de_Fort_Carillon
- Battle of the Pyramids, 20 000 Fr against 50 000 Mamluks, French Victory.
fr.wikipedia.org/rg/wiki/Bataille_des_Pyramides
- Austerlitz, 73,000 Fr against 86,000 Russians and Austrians, French Victory.
fr.wikipedia.org/g/wiki/Bataille_d%27Austerlitz
But it is also the battles of Bouvines, Verdun, Soissons, Marigan, Castillon, etc ...
And those of the Prestige:
- the battle of Camerone, 62 French legionnaires against 2000 Mexicans.
fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataille_de_Camerone
- Birk hakeim, 1 against 10, 3700 French against 37 000 Germans / Italians.
fr.wikipedia.org/rg/wiki/Bataille_de_Bir_Hakeim
And so many others ...
But France is also the one that colonized England in 1066, this Francized country for centuries to the point that 40% of English words are of French origin.
It is the Nation Daughter-eld of the church, because the first barbarian King of Europe to be converted is none other than Clovis I, King of the Franks, she is therefore the protector of the Christianity, even in her national borders we feel the destiny.
The one that dismantled the 900-year-old Holy Roman Empire. Allowing Germany to be born 65 years later.
That which allowed the independence of the USA fighting in America against the English.
The country of "Dynasties" Many European kings have French ancestries.
- Under Saint Louis France is the richest and most populous country in Europe as well as the most developed intellectually and artistically influencing all of Europe.
- The Amerindians nicknamed the King of France the Great Onontio "the greatest mountain of the earth" at the end of the seven-year war, overwhelmed then by the French defeat and their fate throw in the hands of the English who will exterminate them thereafter.
The one that dominated Europe for several centuries making her royal court the most popular and appreciated by the Kings of Europe.
The country of humanism and human rights and the first modern European democracy.
But France is something else:
France is the second nation in the world to have done the most invention and discovery.
- It was the 2nd largest colonial empire in the world, spanning all continents and oceans.
- It has the world's second largest maritime area behind the US and could legitimize some areas ranking it as the world's No. 1 maritime possession through the Globe.
- It is the largest nation in the European Union in terms of area.
- First European Agricultural Power and 4th world.
- 5th world military power and 1st European.
- 6th World Economic Power.
- Permanent member of the UN alongside the USA, Russia, China and England.
- 2nd industrial and commercial power of Europe.
France is also the third country in the world to have manufactured the atomic bomb.
France is also a space power, the third nation to conquer space, the most important space budget of the European agency.
France is also famous for its gastronomy around the world.
France is also the first nation with regard to Art.
But it is also the Francophone:
The French language is the second language taught in the world, La Francophonie brings together 49 countries around the world grouped in permanent council of La Francophonie meeting every 2 years.
- French is today the 5th most spoken language in the world with 274 million speakers
- French is the 3rd language of business in the world
- French is the 4th language of the internet.
image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2016/30/1469787077-image.jpg: This map represents the French colonial empire
image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2016/30/1469787248-image.jpg: This one represents the 1st French Empire under Napoleon in 1812
image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2016/30/1469787321-image.jpg: This one represents the Carolingian Empire under Charlemagne (ancestor of the French)
image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2016/30/1469787977-image.jpg: This card represents France under Louis XIV, his sons being placed king of Spain and Italy who will later take a great French descent to the Spanish throne
@@michaeltricoli5008 lol
And what about the battle of Poitier and Karl Martel (or Charles Martel) who butchered muslim from spain, provence and narbonne and the germans from saxony, frise and bavaria for years ? Did you forgot this one ?
What does the icon represent on france in 0:38