[EU4] Eastern Europe in a Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @aDDOS12
    @aDDOS12 5 лет назад +3578

    "I'm gonna annex you whole and change your culture to Polish" You sir, just figured out the greatest insult for any russian XD

    • @furioussherman7265
      @furioussherman7265 5 лет назад +152

      Not quite. The greatest insult would be changing their culture to Ukranian.

    • @skorlupa435
      @skorlupa435 5 лет назад +68

      @@furioussherman7265 no. Poland is our oldest enemy(sorry , my english sucks dick)

    • @KapitanZodiak
      @KapitanZodiak 5 лет назад +70

      @@skorlupa435 Oldest enemy of Russia was Golden Horde propably.

    • @mateuszkonopka5360
      @mateuszkonopka5360 5 лет назад +10

      Poland i always Russian enemy. We will never reconcile. We will always fuck up

    • @universalis8208
      @universalis8208 5 лет назад +47

      @@skorlupa435 Pretty sure the oldest enemies for Eastern Europe would be given to the steppe hordes by far, going as far back as the mongols, maybe even before, not sure.

  • @emrenuriyev9132
    @emrenuriyev9132 6 лет назад +5202

    "I am gonna annex you fully and change your culture to Polish" XD

    • @F4bi4n.
      @F4bi4n. 6 лет назад +248

      Emre Nuriyev Best insult you can give

    • @germanyballwork4834
      @germanyballwork4834 6 лет назад +9

      Emre Nuriyev oof

    • @germanyballwork4834
      @germanyballwork4834 6 лет назад +52

      Wolfe p but then its gonna get partitioned in 2795.... and then get revived in 2807... then partitioned again, then re-revived again in 2919

    • @firecastle9074
      @firecastle9074 6 лет назад +17

      Commonwealth is the lithuanians and polishs, you dumb...

    • @non4997
      @non4997 6 лет назад +6

      Fire Castle GT yeah but he was Russia

  • @expendable1015
    @expendable1015 6 лет назад +2563

    1:00
    Russia is like: c'mon guys communism hasn't even been invented yet can you stop with the Soviet memes

    • @hunterbg7531
      @hunterbg7531 6 лет назад +26

      Nah sorry man

    • @jacobtv9086
      @jacobtv9086 5 лет назад +1

      whats the song?

    • @ZlewikkTV
      @ZlewikkTV  5 лет назад +126

      Red alert 3 soviet march

    • @ErikaWeiss633
      @ErikaWeiss633 5 лет назад +55

      @@ZlewikkTV Funny part is it isn't Russian, it was composed by an Englishman.

    • @yja8500
      @yja8500 5 лет назад +11

      @@ErikaWeiss633 it would be better if he used russian music cause it sound nice

  • @IsaiahReitanFilm
    @IsaiahReitanFilm 5 лет назад +874

    Playing multiplayer
    “Only best buddies dismantle the HRE together”

  • @AikanaroSauron
    @AikanaroSauron 6 лет назад +1199

    I nickered for like half a minute when Poland put the Soviet anthem on apologising for False Dmitriy. Great job, dude.

    • @AikanaroSauron
      @AikanaroSauron 6 лет назад +8

      ​@english paka I'm not sure if it was Soviet anthem before alteration or I just had a massive brain fart as I was writing that (which might have been the case since I was laughing like crazy). Either way you are absolutely correct.

    • @tomsowplays8035
      @tomsowplays8035 6 лет назад +37

      It's actually Soviet march from Red Alert 3

    • @CzarnySamael
      @CzarnySamael 5 лет назад

      @@tomsowplays8035 through normal YT walk, it led me up to Napolean Wars and Duchy of Warsaw on wiki 1 hour later :v

    • @zosia_4191
      @zosia_4191 4 года назад +8

      please, call it commonwalth, it wasn't only Poland

    • @exaid0556
      @exaid0556 3 года назад +4

      @@zosia_4191 it was basically Poland.

  • @incendiarybullet3516
    @incendiarybullet3516 6 лет назад +1324

    True. Too little 357k Russian pure infantry vs. 248k Polish pure cavalry though.

    • @Alen725
      @Alen725 6 лет назад +108

      Poland cant go pure cav outside age of discovery. And Russian inf would be smashed to pieces since cav is stronger than inf and Commonwealth military ideas are space marine tier.

    • @Skrymaster
      @Skrymaster 6 лет назад +77

      When you start as a tengri horde and conquer all the way to eventually turn into a tengri horde poland for the cavalry ideas, that's not just playing Poland anymore, that's just plain silly, doing it for the memes.

    • @Alen725
      @Alen725 6 лет назад +22

      Im aware you can do this trick however notice how I said "Poland cant go pure cav", not "random horde that shifted to Poland cant".

    • @TheGlenofKrokot
      @TheGlenofKrokot 6 лет назад +18

      Well the game rules says that when you play as released nation of Poland you're playing as Poland guys

    • @Skrymaster
      @Skrymaster 6 лет назад +3

      Since your starting tag wasn't Poland, in ironman mode you wouldn't get quite a few of the achievements, not to mention that playing as a released nation immediately kills most common achievements. The country you play as in that gameplay session is considered the first country tag you join the game with. Any further changes and reforms and whatever comes next is just for eccentricity sake only.

  • @aksmex2576
    @aksmex2576 6 лет назад +548

    So well done. If only every one was willing to fight ottoman together like this in game

    • @potatodragon123
      @potatodragon123 5 лет назад +6

      :) gl beating barbarosa cuz u will never do even with all luck in the. World and best part is he doesn't fall to the nomadic faint retreat hah hahahaha seems Europe till late 18s didn't know what was that :)))

    • @adonis1168
      @adonis1168 4 года назад +19

      Polish did it in real. İn return they got backstabbed and became puppets of Russians and Germans later on

    • @adwans1491
      @adwans1491 3 года назад +8

      @@potatodragon123 wtf is wrong with you?

    • @JosefZeethuven
      @JosefZeethuven 3 года назад +5

      @@potatodragon123 huh?

    • @misimaromemes5172
      @misimaromemes5172 3 года назад +1

      Traitor

  • @keremaliozer7823
    @keremaliozer7823 6 лет назад +2574

    Ottoman vs ALL MAP

    • @kanjiruwildrunner8428
      @kanjiruwildrunner8428 6 лет назад +29

      kanka kusura bakma ama o kadarda güçlü değildi

    • @keremaliozer7823
      @keremaliozer7823 6 лет назад +182

      Kanka manyakmısın oyunu bilene god ottoman

    • @kristofszecsi4598
      @kristofszecsi4598 5 лет назад +30

      1552 Hungary stopped you alone. When our countrys economy went bad, you just won then

    • @tarik8600
      @tarik8600 5 лет назад +90

      κrιsτοφ Szécsi leeeel defenders were hungarian czech and german bro we beat ur ass so hard we had ur land until 1700’s

    • @emirgur
      @emirgur 5 лет назад +56

      κrιsτοφ Szécsi hahahahah contunie to cry hahahaha

  • @WhatEvenIsMyLife
    @WhatEvenIsMyLife 6 лет назад +927

    Best 5 mins of my life*

  • @VRBroadcasting
    @VRBroadcasting 5 лет назад +257

    As a Historybuff with extensive knowledge of Eastern Europe.
    With 100% certainty, I can confirm that this is accurate.

  • @cagantaskn3528
    @cagantaskn3528 6 лет назад +1871

    K-E-B-A-B-TIFUL...

    • @tomq9568
      @tomq9568 6 лет назад +62

      No this was Blyatiful

    • @julianius484
      @julianius484 6 лет назад +25

      @@tomq9568 nope

    • @mehmetdemirci3725
      @mehmetdemirci3725 6 лет назад +90

      @@oceanman6418 ur fking spanish how you can call someone cancer?

    • @mehmetdemirci3725
      @mehmetdemirci3725 6 лет назад +70

      @@alexxiii6380 insulting nations doesnt Makes you cool or clever

    • @mehmetdemirci3725
      @mehmetdemirci3725 6 лет назад +43

      @@alexxiii6380 ur fking brainless

  • @marduk1734
    @marduk1734 5 лет назад +129

    -can I have one of those Fekete sereg?
    -no
    -I'm just gonna use this winged hussar!

  • @felisenpai9625
    @felisenpai9625 6 лет назад +721

    Top 10 Anime Ships
    Poland x Russia

    • @Blade57331
      @Blade57331 6 лет назад +160

      Actually Poland and Russia really do like each other...
      Said nobody ever.

    • @Thalaranthey
      @Thalaranthey 6 лет назад +19

      welp... there was a time just before dimitriades ;p and had pretty nice relations with novogrod

    • @Blade57331
      @Blade57331 6 лет назад +61

      The only time I can remember of Poland and Russia not having contempt for one another (and by that, I mean when they were allies) is The Holy League and that one time when they both fought with Sweden (during the rule of Peter the Great)

    • @Thalaranthey
      @Thalaranthey 6 лет назад +15

      right before the dimitriads - series of private pillage campaigns of polish nobles- there was quite a serious talk of muscovy joining PLC. But Poland was really poor when it comes to dealing with szlachta and keeping them on a leash.
      Not with the proper russian tho, you're right. ever since russia was formed (and actually it was formed due to polish pillages, since before that russian ppl were divided) the relations were dire

    • @marcinbudzinski9347
      @marcinbudzinski9347 6 лет назад +60

      I think that Poland and Russia could work very well but... Poland made big mistake.
      When Poland conquered Moscow(1610)... nobility of Russia agreed to rule of Władysław(prince of Poland).
      but our king (Sigismund) decided to seize the Russian throne for himself.
      It would be fun if Władysław would become tsar and later also king of commonwealth. This could be great country. Polish-Russian-Lithuanian Commonwealth.

  • @gorn1264
    @gorn1264 6 лет назад +1489

    "Boże mój" 😂😂

    • @sxbcdbfxs7069
      @sxbcdbfxs7069 6 лет назад +56

      Gorn12 Still can't understand why not in Cyrillic.

    • @ZlewikkTV
      @ZlewikkTV  6 лет назад +168

      Coz I dont speak Russian :v

    • @franklinrichards9066
      @franklinrichards9066 6 лет назад +155

      "Boże mój" = ''OMG''

    • @konradcybulski2261
      @konradcybulski2261 6 лет назад +148

      Boże mój is in Polish, means OMG. Polish and Russian are very familiar.

    • @mafiozic1
      @mafiozic1 6 лет назад +162

      Боже мой, они написали это на польском транслитом
      p.s теперь этот чат принадлежит матушке россии

  • @Nakaska
    @Nakaska 6 лет назад +105

    1:00 Poland and Russia are like two brothers that live togather in one room that have a lot of arguments on... everything, especially who loves Ukraine more. And those two brothers sometimes need each other but they didn't figure out how to cooperate for literally a 1000 years. True story.

    • @shigidaropupaypups5236
      @shigidaropupaypups5236 6 лет назад +6

      Once Poland had a good chances to become what Russia now is. And there is no second try in history...

    • @INecr0
      @INecr0 5 лет назад +16

      @@shigidaropupaypups5236 Dude... Władysław IV Waza was king of Poland, grand duke of Lithuania, king of Sweden and tsar of Russia.

    • @shigidaropupaypups5236
      @shigidaropupaypups5236 5 лет назад +10

      @@INecr0 yep, he was. As i said, Poland was on a conquering spree. But something went wrong, so wrong that after his three-year ruling the Kremlin, Poland lost the stability and finally became a part of the Russian Empire...

    • @shigidaropupaypups5236
      @shigidaropupaypups5236 5 лет назад +2

      @@INecr0 and what about Sweden? Vladislav had never visit it, and never really ruled it))

    • @INecr0
      @INecr0 5 лет назад +9

      ​@@shigidaropupaypups5236 What went wrong? Great location of PLC - as the heart of Europe (at the intersection of the most important trade routes), economic position in Europe (PLC was called "the granary of Europe"), environment of land-hungry powers, one absurd law ("Liberum veto"), one stupid political system ("Nobles' Democracy"), few dumb kings, some foreign policy mistakes that have led it to many conflicts... No wonder that neighboring monarchies were doing everything to conquer this weakened country and possess such possibilities.

  • @yourvietnamraifu4663
    @yourvietnamraifu4663 4 года назад +99

    When russia said,, boże mój" i felt that

    • @CrimsonRed
      @CrimsonRed 3 года назад +3

      Russians don't usually say that. more often you hear "oh hospodi" (oh my god)

    • @jorgovan-ni9kz
      @jorgovan-ni9kz 2 года назад

      the actor is actually Serbian so him saying that was on Serbian... I hear people say that in very very very bad times... like near death... i only said it like that once... not the only way to say that but one of many :D

    • @sturgeon.vibess4354
      @sturgeon.vibess4354 2 года назад

      @@CrimsonRed gospod means "lord" actually

  • @SpectruMetaL
    @SpectruMetaL 3 года назад +161

    As a Turk, I have to confess, yes we have some "butthurts" from history but not like this.

  • @frapadingue7066
    @frapadingue7066 6 лет назад +124

    Ho god, the attention to the details

  • @Dumby_the_dum_dum
    @Dumby_the_dum_dum 4 года назад +26

    Commonwealth:Lets help austria
    Actually dismantles HRE like a boss

  • @AftermathRV
    @AftermathRV 5 лет назад +40

    "1612, hungaria stops teutons before they become prussia"
    BRANDENBURG?!
    SOMEONE IS FORGETTING SOMETHING
    OH GOD
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @turplexx233
      @turplexx233 5 лет назад

      Humgary is oghur turkishs' country ??? But someone(christian europe) was. Asimilized hun turkish and they became a christian defender??? Someone is forgetting everything

    • @DarkGandar
      @DarkGandar 5 лет назад +6

      @@turplexx233 good joke, we arent turkish, we are hungarian. And ofc we arent huns...

    • @EnderMan314-USA
      @EnderMan314-USA 4 года назад +3

      @@DarkGandar okay HUNgary. Thats why your named like that. However, the amount of Hungarians that can trace anything to the huns is very low.

    • @tamasszily8235
      @tamasszily8235 4 года назад +9

      @@EnderMan314-USA We are magyars not hungarians. That name is inventid by the western countries.

    • @EnderMan314-USA
      @EnderMan314-USA 4 года назад

      @@tamasszily8235 Sure blame Western countries for the name your people acknowledge yourself as. Point is, it was almost always the kingdom of Hungary.

  • @keresztesmapper2447
    @keresztesmapper2447 5 лет назад +65

    EU4: the game where Hungary is the strongest

    • @puruttyaaa
      @puruttyaaa 4 года назад +7

      Crusader Kings: am I a joke to you?

    • @Zygmunt-Zen
      @Zygmunt-Zen 3 года назад +3

      Nice profile pic Magyar. 😉

    • @6153_
      @6153_ 3 года назад +3

      Cringe

    • @sultaneteofrome9419
      @sultaneteofrome9419 3 года назад +2

      Cringe

    • @Uralixium
      @Uralixium 2 года назад

      ​@@6153_ it is the truth, dont be mad : P

  • @hacin8935
    @hacin8935 6 лет назад +452

    Giren yine bize girdi, kahretsin.

    • @BADOLODON
      @BADOLODON 6 лет назад +77

      Juggernaut en taşşaklı karakterlerdendir X-Men evreninde gayet iyi seçilmiş. Memlük, İran, Rusya üçü girince bi zahmet tecavüz etsinler.

    • @jax2728
      @jax2728 6 лет назад +122

      Cihan Genç işin kötü yanı Rusya nın sokması tarihsel açıdan da biraz gerçekçi olmuş

    • @emircanayyldz7814
      @emircanayyldz7814 6 лет назад +41

      harbiden o 16. yy-20. yy rus-osmanlı savaşları nasıl rezil şeyler ya :/ en azından yıkılma dönemindeydik diyip işin işinden çıkabiliyosun :3

    • @SultanAlparslan1
      @SultanAlparslan1 6 лет назад +3

      @@BADOLODON oyunda 3ü aynı anda gelsin Osmanlı her türlü siker beyler.Pardon 3ü bir arada dedim.Belki rusya ayakta kalmıştır

    • @CossackHussar
      @CossackHussar 6 лет назад

      @@fangyuan1796 hep sarıkamış

  • @trexvip3636
    @trexvip3636 6 лет назад +241

    Polak węgier dwa bratanki i do szabli i do greetings from brother hungary!

    • @rodzajeciemnosci6539
      @rodzajeciemnosci6539 6 лет назад +41

      I Love Hungary from Poland

    • @GentjanWittman
      @GentjanWittman 5 лет назад +26

      A long live to our friendship!!!

    • @McCloud-ck5cu
      @McCloud-ck5cu 3 года назад +3

      I love Poland I'm from Hungary

    • @McCloud-ck5cu
      @McCloud-ck5cu 3 года назад +5

      Lengyel Magyar két jó barát együtt harcol s issza borát.🇵🇱👉❤👈🇭🇺

  • @NickTheNickname
    @NickTheNickname 6 лет назад +18

    I think it would have made sense for it to be Austria asking the PLC for help after Hungary is dead, and Bohemia is under threat

  • @turkogenc
    @turkogenc 6 лет назад +286

    You can't stop him, he is ottoman. :)

    • @emiriye
      @emiriye 6 лет назад +57

      4:35

    • @germanyballwork4834
      @germanyballwork4834 6 лет назад +30

      kerem ozdemir been dead since the 1920s

    • @turkogenc
      @turkogenc 6 лет назад +2

      Just wrotten subtitle on the screeen :D (since 1919)

    • @hasanali9373
      @hasanali9373 6 лет назад +12

      @@germanyballwork4834 we are living since 1299. Thats enought. When 1299, your country isnt born yet

    • @hasanali9373
      @hasanali9373 6 лет назад +11

      @@germanyballwork4834 not just 1299. Turk history is since BC 1000

  • @josipmarijan9621
    @josipmarijan9621 6 лет назад +34

    This is truly the masterpiece of eu4 memes

  • @BrotherSeb
    @BrotherSeb 4 года назад +25

    1:50 AH yes Moldavia being an Homie

    • @TasFirinErkegi
      @TasFirinErkegi 3 года назад

      Reality = coomonwealth annexed all of moldovia

  • @TheNerdForAllSeasons
    @TheNerdForAllSeasons 4 года назад +9

    If the composer of the Red Alert 3 Soviet march got paid a quarter per use on RUclips he'd make Jeff Bezos look like a hot dog stand owner.

  • @kaztheirrelevant4082
    @kaztheirrelevant4082 6 лет назад +113

    10/10 would watch that entire movie.

  • @metehan8551
    @metehan8551 6 лет назад +94

    Everyone against USA: ''lel eazy win''
    Everyone against Kebab:
    *OH SHIT GOD SAVE US WE'RE GETTING KEBABED!*

    • @mariosmatzoros3553
      @mariosmatzoros3553 5 лет назад +5

      @Slayer of the Dysgenics You want a war against Europe?Be careful not to angry France,Germany,Italy,Spain or Britain because we all know how that goes...

    • @mariosmatzoros3553
      @mariosmatzoros3553 5 лет назад

      @Slayer of the Dysgenics First of all those countries are not divided especially in case of a war.Also I'm pretty sure U.S.A would help Europe.By the way check out Britain's and France's military ranking.They are number 2 and 3...

    • @mariosmatzoros3553
      @mariosmatzoros3553 5 лет назад

      @Alrayzk Your empire still fell due to Britain's and France's attacks...

    • @the_username_is_taken
      @the_username_is_taken 5 лет назад +1

      @@mariosmatzoros3553 Spain...

    • @lovepeace9727
      @lovepeace9727 5 лет назад

      Russia: *had 12 wars against Ottomans since 15th century*
      Also Russia: *lost just 2 wars* (including WW1)

  • @Blue-bx9pb
    @Blue-bx9pb 3 года назад +16

    This has both reminded me how good Deadpool 2 is, and made me want to play eastern Europe

  • @ruslang4794
    @ruslang4794 6 лет назад +75

    That’s gold, take my like comrade

  • @gaberobison680
    @gaberobison680 2 года назад +12

    Imagine the Teutons actually surviving 10 years

  • @zelihazeliha2178
    @zelihazeliha2178 6 лет назад +39

    K-E-B-A-B but it's V-O-D-K-A

  • @The_Hunter2K19
    @The_Hunter2K19 5 лет назад +27

    4:28 I'm gonna annex you fully and change your culture to Polish 😂lol it was strange

  • @seyfo.03
    @seyfo.03 5 лет назад +34

    Why are always the ottomans fighting multiple enemies lol

    • @wom1320
      @wom1320 4 года назад +19

      Because the ottomans can take on multiple enemies.

    • @smileydr3022
      @smileydr3022 4 года назад +23

      Cuz ottoman was really strong and face multiple enemy , if the fight was solo the ottoman will win

    • @digiorno1142
      @digiorno1142 4 года назад +25

      Because historically it took basically a huge coalition of europeans to keep the ottomans from conquering europe lmao

    • @cantdebunkthetruth
      @cantdebunkthetruth 4 года назад +16

      Ottoman's were the big scary monster to Europe for most of the high medieval ages into the early modern era. It was only after several hundred years of Janissary decadence they were forced out of Europe and weakened nearly beyond repair. Europe never really beat the Ottoman's. They beat themselves.

    • @seyfo.03
      @seyfo.03 4 года назад +3

      @@cantdebunkthetruth true my dude.

  • @ThePawsitivePlace-qlb1
    @ThePawsitivePlace-qlb1 Год назад +5

    The fact that Colosus is Russian here makes it more funny

  • @HungHung-HungHung
    @HungHung-HungHung 6 лет назад +15

    4:47 RIP Zlewikk's profile lol.

  • @Tornak90
    @Tornak90 6 лет назад +22

    Chateu de cyka had me in tears, thanks Zlewikk.

  • @oversizedtoaster398
    @oversizedtoaster398 6 лет назад +12

    If this was like my most recent commonwealth game RUSSIA ALLIES WITH THE OTTOMANS

  • @신광인-y9l
    @신광인-y9l 6 лет назад +37

    As a korean, background's korean sub make me to cant focus on eng sub lol

  • @sujoidebb5700
    @sujoidebb5700 6 лет назад +6

    Rīga at the beginning was hilarious

  • @alphariusfuze8089
    @alphariusfuze8089 4 года назад +4

    In my timeline: Ottoman Empire getting thicker every year, so as my British empire

  • @titouantricquet5836
    @titouantricquet5836 3 года назад +11

    In a game I played as Spain to have some fun, I had to ally with the commonwealth against the RUSSIAN-OTTOMAN alliance. Not a piece of cake, ngl.

    • @tacidar558
      @tacidar558 2 года назад +1

      Gg. Did you restart or barely continued

    • @Artificial_Intelligence_Num8
      @Artificial_Intelligence_Num8 Год назад

      Русско-османский союз? Звучит как 100% поражение

  • @riko_sandokan
    @riko_sandokan 4 года назад +4

    1:24 Nice joke with Switzerlake :)

  • @retrowave69
    @retrowave69 3 года назад +1

    you know what I realized just now. Deadpool has killed so many people while trying to stop the boy from killing someone.

  • @historywarriorsedits1003
    @historywarriorsedits1003 4 года назад +9

    4:35 Turkey 2020 :(

  • @aliekin6008
    @aliekin6008 3 года назад +4

    ottomans biggest fears
    1.Viena
    2.Mother Russia

  • @carloszapata847
    @carloszapata847 6 лет назад +12

    Soo... Byzantium is Professor X?

  • @saltyfis
    @saltyfis 3 года назад +1

    Austria: the head master of the European orphanage that is the HRE

  • @josh_da_boss_hello4571
    @josh_da_boss_hello4571 4 года назад +4

    And just like Deadpool, Poland refuses to die.

  • @yourvietnamraifu4663
    @yourvietnamraifu4663 4 года назад +2

    2:56
    That excalated quickly

  • @andortoth824
    @andortoth824 6 лет назад +21

    It was really funny but we are actually the best friends with the poles! (Im hungarian)

  • @Kk-dy6bq
    @Kk-dy6bq 5 лет назад +2

    I like how Otomania got his ass literally beaten up

  • @sexhaver2741
    @sexhaver2741 4 года назад +11

    Ottomans: well this is like equal but i think im winning
    Mamluks and Persia : Think again

    • @phonkgermania4037
      @phonkgermania4037 4 года назад +5

      Mamluks never win against The OTTOMANAMPIRE
      Persia was in this time in controll of other turkic nation 🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿
      So pleace learn and than write in the comments
      🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

    • @sexhaver2741
      @sexhaver2741 4 года назад +2

      @@phonkgermania4037 ne diyorsun oğlum sen ? video hakkında yorum yaptım

    • @phonkgermania4037
      @phonkgermania4037 4 года назад

      @@sexhaver2741 shot up my friend

    • @sexhaver2741
      @sexhaver2741 4 года назад

      yse 0815 tam malsın he

    • @phonkgermania4037
      @phonkgermania4037 4 года назад

      @@sexhaver2741 you are an maniyak

  • @samrevlej9331
    @samrevlej9331 5 лет назад +1

    An old saying my friend told me came from an age-weathered Pole: "We kill Russians out of duty, and Germans out of pleasure."
    I have never found such an appropriate summary of Poland.

  • @SickPriestMOHer
    @SickPriestMOHer 4 года назад +8

    I like the idea that Poland is the guy that can't be killed xd

  • @pffspffs1606
    @pffspffs1606 5 лет назад

    Poland declares my Austria as rival mid-game, switches to protestant league, and attacks me with the ottomans....

  • @wyattcole5452
    @wyattcole5452 3 года назад +2

    I’ve never seen AI form Prussia, maybe once but even then it was the minimum effort by Brandenburg to do so

    • @JohnDoe-nf6yk
      @JohnDoe-nf6yk 3 года назад +1

      ive seen it form exactly once then die instantly

  • @Speedy01RIM
    @Speedy01RIM 6 лет назад

    so good, thoroughly enjoyed that

  • @snakejuice5188
    @snakejuice5188 5 лет назад +13

    in my Spain game the only one alive out of these is Austria, novgorod could form russia but its unlikely.
    I havent touched eastern europe and I am dead serious, They have three provinces each except austria who has taken out venice
    Also mamulks took Ottoman land so they are alive just hadnt gotten to that point in the video yet

  • @KirbyMaster_29
    @KirbyMaster_29 23 дня назад

    “Its time to fight dirty” XD

  • @Walterdecarvalh0100
    @Walterdecarvalh0100 6 лет назад +37

    Should have been brandenburg not the teutonic order, obly bad pepople form prussia as the teutonic order.

    • @ZlewikkTV
      @ZlewikkTV  6 лет назад +19

      It wouldn't match to the story. The boy has to be Polish vassal

    • @TalesStahl
      @TalesStahl 6 лет назад +13

      its kinda hard to form Prussia as Teutons because normally at the beginning both Poland and the dans think that teutons are free real estate

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 6 лет назад +2

      @@TalesStahl Yeah, and Denmark is so arse that you either gotta gank the scots or the teutons before poland, otherwise you will spend around 200 years dealing with Sweden and its attitude problems.

    • @mackycabangon8945
      @mackycabangon8945 6 лет назад

      Zlewikk TV then Danzig

    • @TalesStahl
      @TalesStahl 5 лет назад

      + Yannik i played without DLCs pretty much every time poland and Denmark invaded me from the start. With DLCs this game is much easier and more fun

  • @aegean3k
    @aegean3k 6 лет назад +1

    What have i done with watching this
    marvelous.

  • @avisdunrandom
    @avisdunrandom 4 года назад +3

    It's funny that since emperor dlc every time I try to form Prussia and the accident in HRE launch my game crash... So strong that Prussia CRASH THE GAME.

  • @truewalter4193
    @truewalter4193 5 лет назад +1

    Ottomans:"Lets fuck some shit up, is my legal middle name!" 15/10 XD

  • @YoSoyAlejo
    @YoSoyAlejo 4 года назад +5

    Jajajaja nisiquiera hablo inglés y me estoy cagando de la risa XD

  • @NT_Company
    @NT_Company 2 года назад +1

    4:22 rise of Persian for a little help

  • @Blade57331
    @Blade57331 6 лет назад +12

    Wait Sweden wasn't part of Holy League, was they?

    • @ZlewikkTV
      @ZlewikkTV  6 лет назад +12

      They weren't

    • @arianas0714
      @arianas0714 6 лет назад

      What the fuck was the holy league?

    • @Blade57331
      @Blade57331 6 лет назад +8

      It was an alliance of some central and east European christian countries, to oppose the Ottoman Empire (and France :P ), who were attacking Europe. Which ended with victory for Holy League.
      The biggest members were the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, the Holy Roman Empire, the Papal States and the Tsardom of Russia.

    • @arianas0714
      @arianas0714 6 лет назад

      Ohh, thank you

  • @redacted8577
    @redacted8577 5 лет назад +2

    YOU CANT STOP HIM HE IS THE OTTOMAN (music)

    • @Ifkee
      @Ifkee 5 лет назад

      what song is that actually

  • @fauss1550
    @fauss1550 5 лет назад +5

    4:26 the best part😂

  • @ДимитриЭнмануэльИванович

    Wow amazing vídeo

  • @الحجريالازدي
    @الحجريالازدي 5 лет назад +9

    Ottoman ❤

  • @Knightwolfproductions
    @Knightwolfproductions 2 месяца назад

    2:47 nice use of soviet March

  • @GEFORCERTX-hs9mf
    @GEFORCERTX-hs9mf 6 лет назад +9

    4:03 Боже мой=)

  • @fazalalikhan9263
    @fazalalikhan9263 Год назад +1

    Ottoman , in their zenith during sultan Suleiman basically fought with while world the three continents..

  • @sado44
    @sado44 2 года назад +4

    Man I love Prussians and Ottomans. Sadly both gone, one was pulverized by World War I, other by Attaturk who looked so good, Turks worship him despite all of the glorious Ottoman history. Thats why I love this video back to the good old days.

    • @pseidee
      @pseidee 2 года назад +3

      Dude wtf you dont know anything about turks. We dont worship him, just love him. And also we are proud of both Ottoman History and Ataturk

  • @yamameeven967
    @yamameeven967 5 лет назад +1

    XDD 4:03 i litteraly thought he said boje moi in bulgarian, damn i need to stop with the memes and watch the actual movie it looks so cool

  • @erhancebeci2001
    @erhancebeci2001 6 лет назад +3

    Aga son havuza dusme tam osmanlinin son hali

  • @chickensoundedmexicanyt9732
    @chickensoundedmexicanyt9732 6 лет назад +1

    Wow this was good

  • @jakestevens1646
    @jakestevens1646 5 лет назад +4

    What’s the song that plays when Russia rips that pole out of deadpool’s head

    • @ZlewikkTV
      @ZlewikkTV  5 лет назад +2

      Soviet march from red alert 3

  • @yassermekky5807
    @yassermekky5807 3 года назад

    This is like streaming until you find out all of your enemies are stream snipers

  • @oskaranulewicz3417
    @oskaranulewicz3417 6 лет назад +3

    1:00 song?

    • @ZlewikkTV
      @ZlewikkTV  6 лет назад

      Red alert 3 soviet march

  • @NiceBoaT_98
    @NiceBoaT_98 3 дня назад

    2:28 As Korean I'm sure that word is the most famous Korean word

  • @hazarcevik7592
    @hazarcevik7592 6 лет назад +13

    But in history commonwealt and hungary destriyed by ottomans and russia attack commonwealth too

    • @hazarcevik7592
      @hazarcevik7592 6 лет назад +1

      And fucking memluks died too

    • @TazKidNoah
      @TazKidNoah 6 лет назад

      +Mahmut Tuncer
      No they turn a new leaf and became ottoman Mamluks

    • @misaspasic4295
      @misaspasic4295 5 лет назад +9

      And then Russia destroys Ottomans.

    • @TazKidNoah
      @TazKidNoah 5 лет назад

      "sure"
      because The Young Turks didn't have blind faith to Western Nationalism, right??

    • @Santi_Q97
      @Santi_Q97 5 лет назад +2

      and sweden attcaked commonwealth, and prussia attacked poland, and... Damm i feel bad for poland now

  • @berkaytugrel
    @berkaytugrel 2 года назад

    wtf this is a whole movie out of it.

  • @sportikospor5856
    @sportikospor5856 3 года назад +4

    Ottoman ottoman ottoman 👏👏👏👏👏🇹🇷

  • @psz5515
    @psz5515 4 года назад +2

    This is fake, Poland would never have an argument with Hungary. Realistically it would be: Hungary:"I need your help" Poland:"ok"

    • @ZlewikkTV
      @ZlewikkTV  4 года назад

      Especially in eu4 where they are rivals every second game ;>

  • @starhalanonim2859
    @starhalanonim2859 6 лет назад +5

    4:03 wait wait... Russia speaking polish?
    But good video anyway.

    • @ZlewikkTV
      @ZlewikkTV  6 лет назад +14

      Its the same in plenty of slavic languages

    • @robertgrochowski687
      @robertgrochowski687 6 лет назад

      Almost same to hear in not so old polish langue "Boże mój !"

  • @mountainymountain2539
    @mountainymountain2539 5 лет назад +1

    In my chase Commonwealth was the juggernaut and gobbled up bohemia, Russia, Hungary, and then ate the Balkans aswell

  • @fero5519
    @fero5519 5 лет назад +4

    Swedan war Ottoman? They alliance

  • @Donerci_Pikacu_Usta
    @Donerci_Pikacu_Usta 3 года назад +1

    2:30 wtf singer is really saying that words Nice

  • @ibrahimfahri4522
    @ibrahimfahri4522 3 года назад +3

    1:33😂😂

  • @bruh-mm3ux
    @bruh-mm3ux 4 года назад

    I always laugh when Juggernaut says: LET’S FUCK SOME SHIT UP IS MY LEGAL MIDDLE NAME

  • @enzomessina2858
    @enzomessina2858 5 лет назад +3

    Unrelated to EU4 but the guy portrayed as Hungary sounds oddly like Thanos to me.

  • @Marlboro_Cone.3883
    @Marlboro_Cone.3883 2 года назад

    This has never been more true after "Lion of North" Update

  • @Monstervolging
    @Monstervolging 6 лет назад +7

    It doesn't matter if you're slovenian, croatian, bosnian or herzegovinan, chernogorec, kosovo, albanian, serbian, bulgarian or macedonian (western bulgarians) because there is one thing we all agree on and that is that Turkey (Ottoman empire) has the big gay.

  • @theresgottabeagermanwordfo903
    @theresgottabeagermanwordfo903 3 года назад

    "Commie Mothefucker"
    I died😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joyogggKids
    @joyogggKids 6 лет назад +12

    Lol Ottoman actually annex mamlukr and Levant ahhahahha

    • @ZlewikkTV
      @ZlewikkTV  6 лет назад +7

      I know, in XVI century, but they never do it that quick in eu4

    • @sleros8646
      @sleros8646 6 лет назад +2

      @@ZlewikkTV Mamluks and Persia are usually dead when admin tech 10 is around to form Commonwealth or Russia. Even if they're not dead they are usually too weak to do any harm to the Ottomans by this point at the game. And the Ottomans usually pick Quantity ideas in one of their first two picks, so they generally have shit loads of manpower and force limit. Even if you somehow drain their manpower, they just recruit 100k mercs; and if you somehow manage to survive this wave of 100k mercs, they just hire another 100k mercs lol. I once saw the Ottomans defeating a strong Commonwealth who was allied to France and couple of HRE minors in an offensive war. And I mean defeating them with 70+ warscore.

    • @leonardobanazalazar3249
      @leonardobanazalazar3249 6 лет назад +2

      I had this game where Persia spanned from Nepal to Egypt and Modern Turkey. The Ottomans had only a chunk of Greece and Moldavia. Russia never formed, Commonwealth was a big ass blob actually turning half of Russia polish. And, as I was playing mighty Finland I helped the union to fuck Muscovy hard.
      Alternate history is fun :v

    • @Alen725
      @Alen725 6 лет назад

      Actually you are butthurt roach starting comment with lol and ending with "hahaha" to cover it.

  • @praetorianguard261
    @praetorianguard261 6 лет назад

    This was amazing.