Sorry this video wasn't as good as my normal ones, I was trying to make a continuation of my last DLC video (ruclips.net/video/8m3if-TPhpA/видео.html). Either way, hope you enjoy! More stuff on the way soon! Also if you haven't played the DLC, I wouldn't recommend watching this. Don't spoil it for yourself, it's a pretty good DLC.
not as good as the normal ones? Editing and music choice were sick. And admit it, you made that last part because you haven't been able to beat the old man yet either :3
I sat down and watched, hoping for some sneakily hidden dialogue or maybe the guy becoming an NPC with lore to talk to later. The disappointment was real...
You’re walking at Filianore’s Rest There’s no one alive And you’re out of embers Out of the corner of your eye you spot him Slave Knight Gael He’s following you About 30 feet back He gets down on all hours and breaks into a sprint He’s gaining on you! Slave Knight Gael You’re looking for a bonfire But you’re all turned around He’s almost upon you now And you can see there’s dry blood on his face! My god, there’s dry blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Slave Knight Gael) He’s brandishing a sword (It’s Slave Knight Gael) Lurking at the end of time Ariandel Saviour Slave Knight Gael Living in the desert (Slave Knight Gael) Killing for pigment (Slave Knight Gael) Eating all the Pygmies Actual, cannibal Slave Knight Gael Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him But you’re hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the sand A-ha! In the distance A small ruin with a bonfire Hope! You move stealthily toward it But your leg! Ah! It’s stuck in a murkman! Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet) Limping toward the ruin (Quiet, quiet) Now you’re at the archway Sitting inside, Slave Knight Gael Sharpening a sword (Slave Knight Gael) But he doesn’t hear you enter (Slave Knight Gael) You’re sneaking up behind him Backstabbing saviour Slave Knight Gael Fighting for your souls with Slave Knight Gael Wrestling a sword from Slave Knight Gael Stab it in his darksign Safe at last from Slave Knight Gael You limp into the desert Blood oozing from your stump leg You’ve beaten Slave Knight Gael Wait! He isn’t dead! Slave Knight Surprise! There’s a crossbow to your head, and death in his eyes! But you can do a weapon art! Stomp launch saviour Slave Knight Gael Legendary fight with Slave Knight Gael Normal Tuesday night for Slave Knight Gael You try to swing a sword at Slave Knight Gael But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He’s dodging every swipe, he leaps to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You’re chopping off his head now You have just decapitated Slave Knight Gael His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You’re finally safe from Slave Knight Gael...
I was going to wait and see if the Pygmy King had more dialogue when or if he reached Filianore. I'm glad I gave up waiting after about 20 seconds. ;-;
Thats the same reaction i had when that pilgrim nightmare fuel bullshit humpbacked fuck ran at me too Right after your first ringed knight, a really cool enemy. They send that THING after you
I'm so happy I'm not the only idiot who followed he slow guy around to see where he goes. I actually laid a straight line of prisms tones for him to follow.
From 0:35 to 1:45 best Dark Souls material ever created. Especially 0:55 And 1:10. Not mentioning 3:04. Bro, You're fucking awesome. I'm questioning my Faith in yung maestro.
amazing video! plz continue makin more like this!!! I showed my friends and little brother this video and they all laughed and thought it was amazing. #DarkSouls3
Your playthrough seemed to go very like mine. I also spend forever trying to kill the first angel, just for it to respawn. I also recognized patches' voice actor, but he also voiced a few other characters like SOLAIRE, so, you know, I was hoping against hopes right up until the end. I do love how fucking patches is canonically the longest lived undead ever, despite pissing EVERYONE off. Unbreakable indeed. I got invaded as soon as I approached the archer fuck bridge the first time. I politely walked out onto the staircase, waved to the invader, and then got penetrated 50 times at once. The invader just stood there in mild confusion.
Incognitoby :D It's the conjurator hood, but that's the female variant. Either he has a female character that looks like a male or he used CE to get the female version.
when you get the elevator shortcut on the inner ring bonfire, jump to a secret passage halfway through the elevator ride, in the room wih the statues there is an illusory wall, past there its the boss
Average Joe Gaming Show there is a door you can jump into on the elevator before the spears of the church boss. Take a left and you'll find yourself in a room with a bunch of silver knight statues. The one without the sword is an illusory wall and the dragon is behind it.
Sorry this video wasn't as good as my normal ones, I was trying to make a continuation of my last DLC video (ruclips.net/video/8m3if-TPhpA/видео.html).
Either way, hope you enjoy! More stuff on the way soon!
Also if you haven't played the DLC, I wouldn't recommend watching this. Don't spoil it for yourself, it's a pretty good DLC.
not as good as the normal ones? Editing and music choice were sick. And admit it, you made that last part because you haven't been able to beat the old man yet either :3
Dude, I laughed less than 8 seconds in, so no fucking way you didn't do it well.
Nah m8, it was legit. 10/10 would appreciate good editing again
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the funny joke was amazing
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knees and toes
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Fighter .PL Stream starting soon?
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ok that caught me of guard lol 1:34
Why is the entire dark souls community in this comment section
How many of you guys watched that bastard crawl all the way up there?
I swear to god i thought something would happen...
Wonder Guard same but when he died it scared the shit out of me xd
I watched him for like 10 seconds then killed him. Was hoping he might drop something
I killed him both to put him out of his misery and hoping to get the Dark Soul
I sat down and watched, hoping for some sneakily hidden dialogue or maybe the guy becoming an NPC with lore to talk to later. The disappointment was real...
I somehow knew he was going to die
Who else patiently waited for that crawling hollow to get to his "destination" XD
I did and I had the same reaction as the video
Just for that amazing lip syncing at 1:10, this will go into my favorites.
i died when mudvayne started playing and then that dragon roar came
3:36 (picks up twinkle tit)
dragon: hey put that back!
A man with strong willpower wouldn't watch this without playing the dlc first
I am not that type of man
DirtyHarryInc loooool
you're a tool
DirtyHarryInc lmao xD
kardrasa what?
Actual Cannibal Slave Knight Gael
I have the urge to remake the entire Actual Cannibal song with Gael and some Souls gameplay slang in the lyrics.
do it do it do it do it
Not worth it
You’re walking at Filianore’s Rest
There’s no one alive
And you’re out of embers
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Slave Knight Gael
He’s following you
About 30 feet back
He gets down on all hours and breaks into a sprint
He’s gaining on you!
Slave Knight Gael
You’re looking for a bonfire
But you’re all turned around
He’s almost upon you now
And you can see there’s dry blood on his face!
My god, there’s dry blood everywhere!
Running for your life
(From Slave Knight Gael)
He’s brandishing a sword
(It’s Slave Knight Gael)
Lurking at the end of time
Ariandel Saviour Slave Knight Gael
Living in the desert
(Slave Knight Gael)
Killing for pigment
(Slave Knight Gael)
Eating all the Pygmies
Actual, cannibal Slave Knight Gael
Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him
But you’re hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a murderer
You creep silently through the sand
A-ha! In the distance
A small ruin with a bonfire
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it
But your leg! Ah! It’s stuck in a murkman!
Gnawing off your leg
(Quiet, quiet)
Limping toward the ruin
(Quiet, quiet)
Now you’re at the archway
Sitting inside, Slave Knight Gael
Sharpening a sword
(Slave Knight Gael)
But he doesn’t hear you enter
(Slave Knight Gael)
You’re sneaking up behind him
Backstabbing saviour Slave Knight Gael
Fighting for your souls with Slave Knight Gael
Wrestling a sword from Slave Knight Gael
Stab it in his darksign
Safe at last from Slave Knight Gael
You limp into the desert
Blood oozing from your stump leg
You’ve beaten Slave Knight Gael
Wait! He isn’t dead! Slave Knight Surprise!
There’s a crossbow to your head, and death in his eyes!
But you can do a weapon art!
Stomp launch saviour Slave Knight Gael
Legendary fight with Slave Knight Gael
Normal Tuesday night for Slave Knight Gael
You try to swing a sword at Slave Knight Gael
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He’s dodging every swipe, he leaps to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You’re chopping off his head now
You have just decapitated Slave Knight Gael
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You’re finally safe from Slave Knight Gael...
I was going to wait and see if the Pygmy King had more dialogue when or if he reached Filianore. I'm glad I gave up waiting after about 20 seconds. ;-;
The amount of editing you add to these videos is increasingly impressive. keep it up
Thats the same reaction i had when that pilgrim nightmare fuel bullshit humpbacked fuck ran at me too
Right after your first ringed knight, a really cool enemy. They send that THING after you
Dark Helmet I call them turtle clerics.
I call 'em Beyblades.
Lost my shit at 3:04 I literally said "wtf is that?" on my playthrough, I'd bet lots of people did too. Keep up the great work dude!
I followed him all the way up the hill too, was a bit disappointed I have to say, didn't really expect him to just keel over like that.
Derpmacdiggins Derp same but when he died he scared the shit out of me
I'm so happy I'm not the only idiot who followed he slow guy around to see where he goes. I actually laid a straight line of prisms tones for him to follow.
Funfact; Lapp means patch or patches in Norwegian.
lol poor dude at the end, there goes Carl the crawler
Out of all of the dlc meme videos so far. This has been by far the best/funniest. CONGRATULATIONS
thank you so much for waiting that guy so that we don't have to. real hero
What is the screaming soldier around 1:15 called?
That ISS 64 training music hit me right in the nostalgia
From 0:35 to 1:45 best Dark Souls material ever created.
Especially 0:55 And 1:10. Not mentioning 3:04.
Bro, You're fucking awesome. I'm questioning my Faith in yung maestro.
U are uh vely funny. U a make uh me a raff.
raff raff raff raff
deadass, b. I was cracking the fuck up at "What the fuck is that"
Grad u riked it
FUNNY JOKE
notice me kermit senpai
:V
amazing video! plz continue makin more like this!!! I showed my friends and little brother this video and they all laughed and thought it was amazing. #DarkSouls3
Amazing video! i LMAO
idk how I never found this guy but I love him.
Epic boss music for midir and then majestic dragon roar!! Midir: ahhhhhhhhh 3:26
could someone please tell me where the scream at 1:08 is from? I've been looking all over and it's been driving me insane.
Tiger Stoneman that's actually from a porno and the guy was having a veeeeeeeeeery long orgasm lmao
Ohhh, that music at 0:17 It's nostalgasmic.
You earned my subscription mate. That was the funniest thing i've seen in a while.
10/10 fashion is that conjurator hoody on sunset armor.
That last bit though, I totally understand man.
2:45 here could be a segment of demon fly from dks1, kinda another funny joke
Okay. This one made me giggle out loud twice, and Im currently alone. Good job xD
You getting a valley of arrows into the chest..
You're not the only one, I laughed so hard as i died to those fucking arrows
5s into the video already rolling on the ground "your head is square on your sholders" [-_-] lmfao
Mudvayne - Dig is the song when he fights the dragon
I wasn't the only one to wait for that guy to crawl all the way to the door?
100% accurate depiction of dlc experience.
wtb part 2 or riot
lol my reaction to the angel was "it's so pretty" *shot*
that use of "oh lord jezuz get the water" was amazing
Lol! Pretty much how it went for everyone, I love it.
tbh I killed that crawling dude right away. Felt bad, but now I'm glad I did.
I KNEW that I wasn't the only one to wait for the crippled guy!
Your playthrough seemed to go very like mine. I also spend forever trying to kill the first angel, just for it to respawn. I also recognized patches' voice actor, but he also voiced a few other characters like SOLAIRE, so, you know, I was hoping against hopes right up until the end. I do love how fucking patches is canonically the longest lived undead ever, despite pissing EVERYONE off. Unbreakable indeed.
I got invaded as soon as I approached the archer fuck bridge the first time. I politely walked out onto the staircase, waved to the invader, and then got penetrated 50 times at once. The invader just stood there in mild confusion.
What headpiece is he wearing
i also followed the crawling guy to the end
1:10
What's that yelling from? I've heard it everywhere(most commonly in Dark Souls videos).
I'm just glad that I wasn't the only one who waited for the guy...
I miss these days
the first 30 seconds had me dying already
But did you get summoned for Midir? That's the real DLC.
I died at Midir's scream 😂
Where is the "oh no" clip at 0:31 from? I hear it time and again but can't find where it's from.
& knuckles
Thank you.
I always lose it at the Midir scream.
*Downs an entire tankard of rum*
Now thats good shit right there
that was actuality fun to watch
1:10 Tell us name of this scream. Please!
Оригинальный Псевдоним. I think is from saving private ryan
u deserve more views dude, this is awesome!!!
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I also waited for that guy to get to the top, and was equally disappointed.
where do i find the "oh no!" sound effect from 0:30 ?
I'm pretty sure it's Knuckles from Sonic Adventure.
That ending though
dont think ive laughed this hard in a while
2:53 when you join new fandom
The end is epic!
IT WAS THE SAME THE SECOND I HEARD LAP I KNEW IT WAS PATCHES
i know this is an old video but what's the music used at the Midir fight, it's not in the description
I waited the whole way for the crawling guy too, he could have at least dropped an ember wtf
Can anybody tell me what armor pieces were equipped in the end of the video
omfg the end killed me
I been ah omg problems as well with the Lack of License for DLC how can I fix that
Please help me
Hey what headgear is that, can't find it anywhere :/
Incognitoby :D i can't find it too, damn
Incognitoby :D It's the conjurator hood, but that's the female variant. Either he has a female character that looks like a male or he used CE to get the female version.
Female conjurator hood, the dude's wearing the reversal ring and gave his character a beard.
How call the vido of 1:16
you are criminally underrated
Holy shit the end was so funny
What is the name of the scream with the angel?
The last part.
I'm dying.
Help me.
Plz.
dank
What hood is your char. Wearing ?
I'm i mistaken or is it a texture ?
And i was afraid i missed a dialogue at the end
I still haven't beaten Darkeater because everybody I summon somehow manages to suck even worse than I do
Nice vid dude :D ! By the way , can somone tell me what his fashion is ? ^^"
Ringed city looks more like a town that tries to be a city with big buidlings
what's his armour set? mainly the hood anyone know?
Wait. He's using conjurator hood, but it's the female version... Is your character a trap?
When he died his char used the female scream
what is name of the movie on 1:10 ?
Saving Private Ryan
I laughed my ass off at this. Its great!
the last part fucking killed me
What armor are you wearing? It looks pretty neat.
2:58 spam intensifies
Does anyone know what hood he's wearing?
THE END LOL
Almost exactly how I played it, apart from I have no idea where you can fight the dragon...
when you get the elevator shortcut on the inner ring bonfire, jump to a secret passage halfway through the elevator ride, in the room wih the statues there is an illusory wall, past there its the boss
Average Joe Gaming Show there is a door you can jump into on the elevator before the spears of the church boss. Take a left and you'll find yourself in a room with a bunch of silver knight statues. The one without the sword is an illusory wall and the dragon is behind it.
Ah yes, Dark Souls 3. It's fun once.
0:10 and i am already dead
What hood is he wearing? Seems great for fashion
What is the helmet your wearing please