Mr. No Frills (ep. 64) - Lifeline
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Today we discuss choosing between someone you get along with vs. someone you have good sex with, how to politely be a coffee snob, how to deal with needing constant validation, how to discuss living in your truck with a potential mate, and how to influence people how are above you.
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0:00 Sylvester Stallone
15:48 Needing Validation
22:35 Influencing people above you
27:23 Living in your truck
32:42 OCD Education
38:02 Coffee snob
49:26 Sex vs. getting along? 
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When Chris launches into a goofy impersonation or bit and gets an involuntary belly laugh from Matt, s’wholesome.
That's the gold bar right there! The winner of the show! 😁👍
"I got a whole machine for it" - guy making coffee like literally a billion other people on earth.
“I would never live in a house no matter what”😂😂😂
The last submission was on another episode. I remembered how much it bothered me that he said horizontal slamming. This was free to watch though so I can't complain. Thank you guys so much for the podcast
“Hold up I forgot my molecules at the restaurant we gotta go back.” 😂 👜
I realize I am being unreasonable, but I wish you posted a pod everyday. Your two podcasts are the only ones I still listen to religiously. It’s amazing how consistently good you are. Thanks guys.
The Grease bit had me crying dude 😂😂😂
Me tooooooo😂
BAMALABANG BAGANG
Chris is EVERYTHING FOREVS! LOVE THE BROS....
Tupac forevs baby!
If they made a grease number 3 lol he would deffo be a T-Bird guy! 😍
For the code dude, my move would be pack up all my stuff, plant my ass in their eyeline as they're chatting away, take off my shoes, put up my feet, whip out my phone & make some calls, play some video games or 2) interject myself into their conversation with my points & observations or 3) change into my gym clothes [in my case I'd get elaborate with it & get fully into my fencing gear & make sure I clang my swords together as I rearrange them in my bag] and I'd begin all this at 5:48pm
The coffee guy just wouldn’t stop talking 😭 and a million facial expressions
Another Sunday morning at the log cabin. No frills living, babies.
That one that called in was for sure the same one as before. Like his wording and everything that was the exact same submission.
47:36 when chris makes the mario-pipe-sound joke and matt purses his lips in solidarity bc of how good the joke is, I almost teared-up
Do you guys remember the micropenis competition Howard Stern had on his show? So many guys showed up, got in line fully nude, and went up to a microphone to be interviewed while still fully nude. They just absolutely dismantled these poor dudes to their faces as the guys all tried to laugh at themselves SO insecurely. It was uncensored too. Just when you thought you’d seen an impossibly small acorn taped to someone’s body, another dude would step up, just BEAMING, knowing this was finally his moment, and pull back a curtain of hair reveal an inverted nipple on his pelvis. The worst part though is they would all start out so happy to be there on the Howard Stern show, but by the halfway point of each interview you could tell they were trying so hard to smile through the pain as they were being eviscerated by Howard with Robin DYING laughing. But what do you expect showing up to an ad/flyer like that? He wasn’t just making fun of them to make fun of them either, he was asking genuine questions, which made them actually have to confront the reality of their situations which has got to be worse. Anyway, that’s enough microween talk, I’m gonna move on with my day now. Thanks for the episode guys!
The caller that is seeing the 2 women had me checking to see if I was watching an older episode. I have heard this exact call before. If it wasn't on Lifeline previous, then it was on The Viral Podcast.
Right? I don't have time to go and check all the other episodes, but I am 95% sure we already heard that exact voice message. I only listen to this pod with submissions, so it must be from here.
Yeah this was the exact same one… what the hell.
I was looking for this comment. Juan Fyre moment
It was the lifeline one because this is the only one I watch where they take submissions and I distinctly remember this guy
It is on episode “I’ll have the Calamari” I accidentally listened to them back to back and it’s the exact same caller
The “grinding my beans all wrong” moment cured my OCD
🎶 H'lovin life! Lovin life! H'lovin life! Lovin life! 🎶
To the guy who’s gotta hang back at work while the ladies chat it up, just tell them you’ve got somewhere to be and leaving at the end of your shift at 6pm will give you just enough time to get there. They don’t need to know where you need to be, even if the place you need to be is just at home.
chris's tick of looking up and away when matt starts talking gets me every time
ALWAYS....I think it's a subtle power thing lol
@@rcronico1 Chris is always doing subtle power things when talking to anybody.
Tic *
Chris is a self-aware sociopath . I love him .
@@matthewjury4385l
Man just off my 100th time cycling through Ten Minute Podcast....so crazy to watch the evolution of Chris from a cartoon to a real guy with problems I identify with, seeing the other guy was a mask, it's a hell of a walk.
Am I the only one recognizing they have played the last guys question on multiple episodes?
Right? I don't think multiple because that would be ridiculous, but definitely once before, probably a couple of months ago.
Absolutely absurd how many drinks Matt has and how many times he takes his hat off and on
He just like me for real
Because he's a talentless momo
This guy looks greasy as hell..Those glasses n that stringy ass greasy hair says CHO MO all over..
lol yeah the hat thing is fucked up.
I mean the earring soooooo….
Okay huge respect for Chris the way he opened up about his OCD and anxiety and saying “women are amazing because they care” about this kind of stuff and want to help. It’s cool to see how much he’s bettered himself. 💛
Apologies upfront, this is a ''bit'' delayed reply to your comment …(1 month ago) or to be more accurate...a simple agreement with you in regards to Chris and his journey about bettering him self.
Not only with this example you've mentioned from this episode, but also going back to other examples of his personal ''confessions or storytelling'' be it from ''Lifeline'' or ''Congratulations'', convey as much and one can clearly see the evolution and personal growth of Chris D'Elia.
Not including the haters though.
The latter one providing a bigger, more intimate, self-centered platform for him to share his thoughts and feelings, whilst the concept of the other one (this one to be even more precise) involves Matt's opinions/observations/advices as well, which I must add are very much appreciated and sublime in their own merits and last but not least- naturally and more importantly-given the concept of the podcast- dozen's other people submissions driving the content.
Both funny, entertaining and at times, dare I say educational, with Matt's input also.
Chris had a long way ahead of him and it seems like he's doing just fine, especially with Kristin by his side and those 2 beautiful babies they created.
dynamics, all the comments and jokes he's making on the side, are allowing us to have a glimpse
Now the intended ''short reply'' became a comment on it's own, and for that, I do apologize, to YOU- the O.P.
I connected with your comment because of the intended message which stood out from the other comments I've came upon scrolling.
Hopefully, you'll understand and not holding it against me, even though I could have made this a separate comment, instead of using yours and typing all of this as a reply.
I can only ask you to believe me that my intentions were really just to second your opinion, ending it just right about before I started talking about the different formats and concepts of the 2 podcasts.
Everything after that, as you can see ( IF you came so far in reading) was just my brain's associations and open outlet for expressing.
Even now continuing.... very much aware that I'm still typing. Also aware that none of them will come across this ''report''.
You can only presume that I write for a living and quite possibly I work as a psychologist for the past decade.
Hence, once again, my apologies directed towards you.
My best to you as well, you seem like a kind hearted empath.
Ah shoo-bop sha wadda wadda grinding my beans all wrong.... i died 😂😂😂
My day just got a whole lot better. The BEST podcast there is. Sorry other podcasts 😢
Sorry m'babies
Tim Dillon still #1.
@@daweller ehhh idk I got turned off when he had that hissy fit on his producer lol
@@Raisingwildminds Good point, that still bother me a lot.
Matt is so on point. And Chris is guiding us to have resources that are SO IMPORTANT! Sharing is everything! Coffee is brain Changing!
g is everything
Love sundays!!!
I’ve never been more fired up about one of these questions than this guy with the people who keep him late to set the code even though they also have the code.
Few ways to go here, the first would be best although I think you’re past the point of being able to do it because it’s been going on awhile but when they initially said to you they want it to wait for you to set it I would have laughed in their face like they were joking.
2. Just wave goodbye and leave, see if they say anything
3. Just leave and set the code with them still sitting there talking, they can reset it if necessary, just act like they didn’t realize they were still there
27:24 that “ohhh” hahaha
I'll cohost here. Bro with the work issue: just say hey guys i have to get out at closing on the dot to get to my fitness class at yada yada or my session with my trainer or whatever the funk. Then there's something clear beyond it being an inconvenience. Thank me later.
Coffee guy. I’m with you. Home made coffee is it. When you walked in the coffee shop door you agreed to order and just drink it up. Don’t sweat it. Chris Grease Coffee bit 😂😂🔧🕺🏼☕️
So freaking good!!!😂
Who's watching and smiling the whole time? Me.
Came to the comments to make sure I wasn’t tripping! We definitely heard that last call before! Who’s slipping letting that through twice?! Hopefully they call it out on the next episode! 😂
I agree. But also, has no one heard of Jodi Arias?
Fuck besos....you guys are the actual shiznesz!!!!
Jodi is murder central
The boys were molested by their father....disgusting...
For the dude who lives in his truck… probably good to understand that you might have fewer options given most people don’t want that. But it’s all good. You’ll find that person for you. Just don’t get too discouraged if some people aren’t super into it. ❤
To the person that wrote in about OCD Education: I have relationship ocd (ROCD) and I broke up with my partner because of it. We did get back together after I was able to restart treatment, so there is hope. It can be very isolating and hard to understand, it was so sweet so see someone trying to understand.
The grease thing, I’m crying lol
Not them not realizing they had the last submission before 😂
story 2: set the alarm. you have a minute to get out or wee woo wee woo. that's it.
I Absolutely adore the advice the two of you gave on not worrying what others think! I truly feel I am watching two philosophers who also happen to be funny! Thanks for being there!
To the guy who lives in his truck, you have a steady job and, as long as your hygiene is good, I don't see a problem. That's just one girl's opinion.
Thanks, my hygiene has something that I've improved on immensely since i got in this trade.
You guys might not know that the housing/renting market is totally fucked especially for seasonal workers in rich areas. Living in rv’s/vehicles is pretty common. It’s fucked
This makes sunday morning a vibe every weeks ❤
The guy who lives in his truck needs to start a RUclips channel documenting it, camping Channels are poppin
"his best movie since Driven" 😂😂 cannot believe he pulled out Driven! Such a terribly amazing movie
Been coming back to the grease bit during panic attacks lol makes me laugh every time
Okay… 27:28 that “33 years old” comment Chris made just made me pause the video and CRY laughing for four minutes straight. Just me? Okay😂😂😂
If we’re being honest I’d want Matt’s build more than Chrises build. If I had to walk around with massive hunky dory legs and slavakian body builder shoulders all day I’d be hunchback. And that would make me angry. Props to Chris for being able to deal with that struggle.
Can't wait to see you Chris in Calgary September 15 !!
Chris Singing Grease themed coffee stuff was it……😂
Chris is one of the only comedians that gives me true belly laughs!
Me too. Chris and Theo.. and Bobby and Andrew when they’re interacting on Bad Friends. Who else you got
💯
@@CL-hl8ui was far as stand-up goes Louis CK is the goat. But then there's Kyle dunnigan I love that guy! But as far as my favorite of all time it would have to be Tim and Eric.
TRUCK GUY!!!!!!! You honestly have an advantage in the dating world. If she cant look past the fact that youre living situation isnt ideal then she isnt the one. And that literally creates ZERO wasted time which is the biggest thing for me when it comes to relationships i cant stand wasted time
Happy Sunday 🎉
Randy, you have no rent/mortgage, power, water, other utility, property taxes, etc. Forget those women for now, my man. Just keep banking that money! when you decide its time to get into all that, you'll have chips in the bank!
Omfg straight away when he started singing the first few seconds i already couldn't breathe from laughing too hard duuuude! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I LOVE GREASE ITS MY FAVORITE 🤣🤣🤣👍that bit was great hahahahha
Chris and Matt are EVERYTHING🙌🙌🙌🌟🌟👑👑💥💪💪💖
Love you guys
Chris keep singing. We love you!!!
Great energy
And that matters a whole lot more! So amazing watching these "deceptions". Chris, you're caught in the superficial more than you're best.
The question at like 50 mins was definitely the same exact question from another episode
So beautiful!!!!
I worked with a guy who would always talk about how small his penis was kind of randomly too. We had a close funny relationship at work, so that’s why he could say personal things, self deprecating himself. It was sad, and even more sad now that i think back on it
Hey Chris, please share your workout routine for the babies.
50:04 pretty sure this is an old question
Good advices👏
see you in Charlotte!!
fire episode
Yesss!!! 🔥
Matt’s earring is beyond extra
Just like him though so it fits lol
Yooo the toucan voice had me dying 😂😂😂😂
Respect my brother
If Matt were to brush his locs through out the show, it would be less distracting than all the drinks + hat. Booya booya
I've been a barrista and I was told it makes 1 shot so I would make each one as a new one for however many shots they wanted. Side note: Gonna start watching starbucks make my frappe cuz I order them with 2 extra shots.
At sbux fraps are made w frap roast so you’re just getting 2 espresso shots with the frap roast. I worked there for 7 years. So glad I don’t anymore tho lol
@@SabrinaRene4565 I had no faith in the premade portion of coffee that was included as far as caffeine content so that’s why I add the shots.
@@AngelinaSkye1695 you’re totally right the caffeine content is probably nothing LOL I always made my own concoctions I called crack juice to keep me awake
@@SabrinaRene4565 I also add double the amount of mocha pumps and then ask for non fat milk and no whipped cream so I know all about crazy concoctions 😂 I always throw in a “like it matters at this point” or “No I’m not trying to get diabetes” after my non fat milk and no whipped cream. Always gets a laugh. My daughter is embarrassed if she is with me at Starbucks when I get a frappe
@@AngelinaSkye1695 😂😂 hey I mean you’re the one paying for it so you should have free reign over how you want the drink
You did the last one already lol a few weeks ago
My family is with Don Miguel Ruiz....he's written so many books And silent knowledge I'd never know or understand. I watched him move clouds....looking for the "trick" but it's faith...I spent time with Buddhist monks....but as a woman...I did not have a place....it confirmed my reality. I still moved to my reality. Music kept me alive. Still does. I'm in a meth lab that I never agreed to...one junky drops the glass pipe and we are all dead. I'm fighting the good fight for all of us. I don't talk about this....only to people who understand 💯 my caseworker looked like A HOOKER Hooker...and never showed me where I was going SKID ROW! NOW IM ON A Rampage!
God graced Chris with the pipes and Matt with the looks
Jk they’re both beautiful
Never seen something more true
howww. what is attractive to you about Matt?
47:30
ABSOLUTE GOLD CONTENT.
#SUPERDELIABROS
ive heard the last caller in a previous episode is this a re-released Ep?
I love Randy ❤
I want to see “need more Benjamin’s” toucan merch
Many people would see Chris's addiction as a joke but it has to be the worst because you have to come off of something we know to be good
These are hilarious humans
A greasy hair competition!😂
Did I miss something? Why do the 20 most recent uploads have comments disabled?
Im wondering the same thing
Same wtf is that about
Need more Tucan! Lmao
Coffee Snob guy is the last type of person I want to encounter on any given day of life
Why is Sylvester Stallone voice so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LIFE RIPS drinking from my tour merch now
For the last caller, if he’s being honest with both women about the situation it could easily be that the less slammy one doesn’t feel like doing the slamming as much because she knows he’s doing more the slamming to another chick. Some women need to feel more committed to in order to feel slammy.
It’s the worst experience 😂😂😂
Dude i (guy living in semi truck) was so camera shy thats why i sent in a second video after this one 😅
So many people who call into the show are copying the way Matt and Chris talk haha
do yall style your hair with i cant believe its not butter😜
Runk 🙏
❤️❤️❤️
27:24 in the submarine.
27:22 lol
Hey coffee guy video:
Let them know! This is your moment for War. You could shape the future of society for decades through your actions.
'Extreme' Actions.
So why's all the comments turned off n every other video now
Probably woke people crying in the comments
46:42 hey look, as a guy with one, it gets disheartening to me too. It's really hard to ever think positive because of it, and I'm in my mid 30s, never dated or married, routinely suicidal and weigh over 450 pounds because ever since I was a kid I've had an insatiable binge eating/purging disorder due to the extreme distress it's caused me. Not to trauma dump but yeah. It really fucking sucks.
Edit: Chris is right, it really has affected my entire life and I am conscious of it during everyday interactions with people. The popcorn in the movie theatre is something that basically happens. Should I get shredded? Ah who gives af I was born basically missing a hand or a leg.
Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Fuck other people. You should find your own healthier daily routine, stick to it, and trust you’ll become happier. Make better eating decisions a little at a time and get exercise even if it’s for 2 minutes a day. You will see progress if you try hard enough
@@rokeflame5288 Worst therapist
@@neildepressedtyson540 give up then
@@rokeflame5288 hey mate, if you're going to give severely mentally ill people life advice knowing absolutely nothing about them, and the fact they're literally among the worst some of the mental health staff have ever seen, and then when they tell you to stop you say "give up then," you're kind of just a terrible person.
None of your advice is palpable or tangible, and is unbelievably unnecessary.
Oh you're suicidal and need institutionalization? Just make small changes bro.
Please gtfo.
Seven weeks til Charlotte (but who's counting)!