People keep talking about Obama and how great he is... I wished people would talk about good ol' Joe as well. The man is honest, openly flawed, and a man of solid morals. I became a fan of him after watching him debate Paul Ryan. What a champ
I can't believe making fun of Trump's hands is still a thing for libs LOLOL How little you guys have lol. Once confronted on anything, you cower and hide. :(
she's working the rope-a-dope...doesn't take much effort.....just slap him with a girl- card when he tries to make a breakout...she probably has another half dozen in her back pocket
Yeah, like he hasnt used his "billionare card' over and over, " OH i COULDNT have groped those women im a BILLIONARE!" "I ONLY supported the war in IRAQ because im a BILLIONARE! ITS EXPECTED OF ME!"
Yan Marle Did you see Huckabee tell Megyn Kelly that Trump was like Quint from "Jaws" and Hillary was the shark? Apparently he forgot the part where the shark ATE Quint. xD
I bet on Biden - he didn't come from a priviledged background, surely Joe had his share of fights, still can kick Trump in his balls. LOL While Trump is the overprotected dad's boy who's only "tough" against weaker ppl than him such as most women.
tweepy123 ... and more "even smaller" loans later. Then an inheritance. Part of which he embezzled from his dead brothers children by amending his senile fathers will. Then he used the family healthcare as a bargaining chip to stop the kids from sueing. Because one of the kids had cerebral palsy.
It's just a sad state of affairs in America when we're seriously talking about which senior citizen could beat up the other in a presidential election. *sigh*
Alica Ljungberg uh.... I was just referencing the walking dead. I'm supporting Hillary actually. But I do think it's important to remember that trump supporters are human too!
OrangeBirb *Deep Breath* WRONG!! How else would I know what locker room talk is? Look at Hillary, no gym. sad. Bill has never been to a gym either. sadder. Im going to a gym and use it bigly.
Darth Vadnaner That's a bad argument. Saying that all people from the 50s are racist because the 50s were racist times is like saying that all people from the 50s smoked because there were a lot of smokers in the 50s. It's a completely false equivalency that is not a thing that exists. Joe Biden is a strong and amazing man. He lived through the death of his first wife and his original children, then he lived through the death of his son Beau. He was senator non-stop from the late 70s to 2008, and since then he has been the president of the senate, all while keeping his morals close to his heart and staying strong as a person.
What Donald Trump is most afraid of is telling the truth and even more afraid of being honest. That scares the hell out of him. Courage is something Trump doesn't have. He is good in denying, avoiding, and most of all: lawsuits. In case he becomes president we will be flooded with lawsuits.
Joe Biden "unloads" on Donald Trump, and wishes he could "take him behind the gym." Trump responds that he would "love that" if Biden took him "to the back of the barn." Er... wtf...?? That sounds a lot like they want to... Oh god. No. No no nononono NO! GROSS. GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD. **infinite vomiting commences*
"He talks about climate change being a threat that we have to fix. There is no climate change". Tell that to the Californians who are suffering the worst drought in living memory.Tell that to the people on the East coast who have been suffering the worst hurricane and flooding in history. Tell that to the people in East Africa. Don't tell me I have NOT studied the problem of the effect of carbon dioxide on the climate. Do you work in the coal industry or have shares in a coal mine. Sell them.
+tipsy pie And you keep believing the election is rigged solely because Trump is losing, until the unlikely event that he actually does win and you, along with every other moron caught in the Trump-web, do a complete 180 on your conspiratorial stance.
Long story short: "I'm sick of you guys reporting on Trump's words like what you've been doing for as long as the media had been covering everything in politics within history."
I'm 71; I take serious exception to the old guy description. It just makes me wanna take you out "behind the gym" Mr Ste"ph"en Colbert. I'll show yuh uh mooove or 2.
Camps4Cucks2016 okay #1 I don't trust the mainstream media, I was a bernie supporter, however I do understand what a scientific poll is, Trump will lose I guarantee it you alt-right jack ass
My response to 1:26 to 1:42, It's true that racists don't exist. I mean look at those guys in white robes, they're only having a very long lasting costume party and they're all dressed up as ghosts for some reason. My response to 5:21, HEY, STEPHEN!!! I have an addition to make to that list: losing.
I have to thank Drumpf. Without him, I don't think I would've ever cared enough to watch Stephen Colbert and The Daily Show. I don't have to agree with them all the time, but they're people who work hard to put a show on a near daily basis, providing lots of humour with political insight. Thank you, Drumpf. Whether you'd continue to provide material for mockery or scrutiny, you've certainly left your mark.
BRAVO Colbert writers for making the distinction between 'sex' and 'assault'. That's what trenchant comedy should do! We desperately need this kind of CLARITY.
So what do you like? illegals coming to America when many legal relatives including children come, Including my family? Or do you hate our constitution? Hillary is buying votes with the working saps jobs and if you support her you are also a back stabbing traitor like her. Billions of the rich mans dollars have been spent to brain wash people like Travis. If your Hillary wins we will all be working for China you traitor. How do you live with yourself?
Dear Americans, I hope you won't elect someone who'll accidentally blow up the whole world on his first day of office - from a concerned non-Ametican ( and yes, there are people outside of the US )
making fun of trump is not funny anymore, it was funny for the first six months of his campaign, kinda predictable the next six months but sometimes funny. But right now it's just like poking a dead body ... just stop please
The Orange Clown, a man who is not insecure, Miss Piggy, a woman bleeding out of her wherever, a graduate of Trump University, and Two Corinthians walk into a bar. Vladimir Putin says, "What? Is this a joke?!"
People keep talking about Obama and how great he is... I wished people would talk about good ol' Joe as well. The man is honest, openly flawed, and a man of solid morals. I became a fan of him after watching him debate Paul Ryan. What a champ
Mikhail Kalashnikov I defended Joe when he was portrayed as a creep on a cringe compilation. Everybody shat on me though :P
OrangeBirb Your first mistake was being near a cringe compilation.
Connor Mason Well I wouldn't have watched it if it weren't by someone I liked
***** Are you talking about Joe Biden, because I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about with that.
OrangeBirb No comment? Didn't think so.
I can't believe they missed opportunity to use tiny boxing gloves.
I can't believe making fun of Trump's hands is still a thing for libs LOLOL How little you guys have lol. Once confronted on anything, you cower and hide. :(
alphavortex1 they do it because it bother Trump and it shows how thin skinned he is
she's working the rope-a-dope...doesn't take much effort.....just slap him with a girl- card when he tries to make a breakout...she probably has another half dozen in her back pocket
Dan Ray ur an idiot
Yeah, like he hasnt used his "billionare card' over and over, " OH i COULDNT have groped those women im a BILLIONARE!" "I ONLY supported the war in IRAQ because im a BILLIONARE! ITS EXPECTED OF ME!"
a republican politician arguing with a fox news anchor? what has this world come to?
He claims that Fox is "too mainstream"
slientkill li nice profile picture. My favorite anime definitely.
The current Republican party has been splitting and radicalizing itself to the point where moderate Republicans are suddenly centrists.
WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???!!!
Indeed. It's a serious foxhole situation.
"To call anybody a racist is outrageous."
Just when I thought this election couldn't get any more asinine. We have reached a new high in low.
Trump's campaign is a congregation of chattering psychopaths!
Yan Marle Did you see Huckabee tell Megyn Kelly that Trump was like Quint from "Jaws" and Hillary was the shark? Apparently he forgot the part where the shark ATE Quint. xD
maybe Huckabee supports Hillary.. he certainly wouldn't be the only republican to do so! That's how deplorable Trump is.
Asinine is a great word. Thank you for increasing my vocabulary. ;)
Peter I have the best words. ;)
Where could they possibly find boxing gloves small enough to fit Trump's hands? Or mouthguards big enough for Biden's teeth.
Trump fights dirty. He puts three tic-tacs between his fingers on each hand before a fight. Like the Wolverine's claws.
Hahaha damn
I bet on Biden - he didn't come from a priviledged background, surely Joe had his share of fights, still can kick Trump in his balls. LOL While Trump is the overprotected dad's boy who's only "tough" against weaker ppl than him such as most women.
+Michael Ortega Yis, the dad who gave him a small loan of One Mill'yin dollars.
tweepy123 ... and more "even smaller" loans later. Then an inheritance. Part of which he embezzled from his dead brothers children by amending his senile fathers will. Then he used the family healthcare as a bargaining chip to stop the kids from sueing. Because one of the kids had cerebral palsy.
I'm From Biden's home state and have met the man. You know, this isn't hometown pride, but I think Joe could stomp Orange Richie Rich.
Halloween111 Lol yes
no one will drink the orange juice when he's done stomped!
It's just a sad state of affairs in America when we're seriously talking about which senior citizen could beat up the other in a presidential election. *sigh*
nrdy2theXtreme It's unfortunately to the point where you laugh or cry. I'm just playing along with the gag.
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Trump is going to go down harder than Glenn
Bubblegum Witch Lol TRIGGERED
Edward I'm sure she didn't intend to trigger your sensitive trump feelings. Just relax and forget about reality and how Trump is going down the drain.
+Alica Ljungberg i think Edward was triggered at the fact that the joke was made at Glenn's expense. not at Trump's expense.
Alica Ljungberg uh.... I was just referencing the walking dead. I'm supporting Hillary actually. But I do think it's important to remember that trump supporters are human too!
Edward Richards But they are filled with hate.
I died when he said the pumpkin was his body double ;)
IFernedYou YES! 😂😂😂
The man really knows how to roast Trump LOL
Oh yeah? Well, I roasted Joe on my channel.
Pfannkuchesindgeil go back to fingerpainting tard-boy.
Peter Adams
Go back to elementary school and learn vocabulary, idiot.
Are you that surprised? trump roasts himself by opening his mouth.
Mostly recycled misinformation. It becomes too weak to care.
The election isn't over. Please get out and vote! It's super important no matter where you live.
lesslighter Good point. Basically to emphasis that it's important even in blue or red states.
America Reigns No way
and most america will vote trump
"Newt"?? Lizard?
What sort of name is that for an adult human??
TheJapanChannelDcom The name of an idiot.
That's who he is. A fitting name.
newt or mitt?
It's like his parents gave up on him at birth.
TheJapanChannelDcom Surely his full name is Newton?
Talkin' Bag of Laundry !!!!! 😂😂😂 Givin' him The Talk !!! lololol Tough guy!!! Normal-sized glove. Wow !!! Stephen knocked it out of park !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
little did we know we would have to wait 4 years to see Trump & Biden face each other
I bet Biden could kick Trump's ass, we need to make this to happen.
Kodah Smith Of course he could. Trump hasn't ever even BEEN to a gym
OrangeBirb
*Deep Breath*
WRONG!!
How else would I know what locker room talk is? Look at Hillary, no gym. sad. Bill has never been to a gym either. sadder. Im going to a gym and use it bigly.
Darth Vadnaner That's a bad argument. Saying that all people from the 50s are racist because the 50s were racist times is like saying that all people from the 50s smoked because there were a lot of smokers in the 50s. It's a completely false equivalency that is not a thing that exists. Joe Biden is a strong and amazing man. He lived through the death of his first wife and his original children, then he lived through the death of his son Beau. He was senator non-stop from the late 70s to 2008, and since then he has been the president of the senate, all while keeping his morals close to his heart and staying strong as a person.
Darth Vadnaner
I never said Biden was better than Trump just that I bet he could kick Trump's ass, but thanks for the book, Steven King.
Biden's gonna join a fight club when this is all over.
What Donald Trump is most afraid of is telling the truth and even more afraid of being honest. That scares the hell out of him. Courage is something Trump doesn't have. He is good in denying, avoiding, and most of all: lawsuits. In case he becomes president we will be flooded with lawsuits.
Damn Biden is hardcore, I just wish he was running in this election. :D
same here I think if it were him running instead of Clinton, the country would be a lot less divisive and vote against Trump more easily.
you kidding me? either party could have nominated a toaster oven and beat out the other candidate easy
Biden is hardcore? Are you a fairy princess?
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I was having a crappy day until I watched this latest Colbert genius. Thank you.
Thanks Stephen Colbert -- You're what's getting me through this election cycle, laughter is the best defense!
"Newt...sweetheart..." lol Stephen is fire 🔥
Yan Marle lmao! That also. Props to the writers on this one
Joe Biden "unloads" on Donald Trump, and wishes he could "take him behind the gym." Trump responds that he would "love that" if Biden took him "to the back of the barn." Er... wtf...?? That sounds a lot like they want to... Oh god. No. No no nononono NO! GROSS. GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD.
**infinite vomiting commences*
At least it's consensual...
I actually had the same thought...I blame all the talk about sex beforehand...I need brain bleach....
*plays smooth jazz*
ugh, that's exactly what I thought when Trump suddenly talked about barns
mia bona Seriously! Nobody goes to the back of a barn to fight...
I love it when you talk about Giuliani, i could listen to you make fun of him all day.
there won't be anything left of d.trump after De Niro gets him. LOL
Don't make me like Megyn! Damn you Newt!
I just knew he was going to make a joke about that pumpkin, how could he not?
The first rule of fight club is, "There is no fight club."
Wrong! Such a nasty man.
lmfaoo
13 more days, 13 more days. Just gotta wait and see and wonder if I'm gonna need to evacuate my best friends for their own safety...
I'll now start referring to Trump as Donald Trumpkin because of this video. Tis the season! :D
Veep vs The Creep: Biden wins in the first round
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Rudy Giuliani getting triggered by the word racist... oops, that's the republican base my bad
Stephen Colbert + Donald Trump + Joe Biden = THE ROAST IS REAL LOL :D
"He talks about climate change being a threat that we have to fix. There is
no climate change".
Tell that to the Californians who are suffering the
worst drought in living memory.Tell that to the people on the East coast
who have been suffering the worst hurricane and flooding in history. Tell
that to the people in East Africa. Don't tell me I have NOT studied the problem
of the effect of carbon dioxide on the climate. Do you work in the coal
industry or have shares in a coal mine. Sell them.
Your stupid is showing.
Your Trump is showing.
David Boehme
Weak, very weak. Something Trump might have said.
David Boehme dxs
Not everybody is as bright as you are.
Oh, I just love it that so many more noble men are sticking up for us ladies. :) thank you, gentelemen! :)
Diamond Joe would F**king destroy Trump
*I completely lost it at Colbert's tough guy imitation!!*
hahaha the best part was the barn/gym!
symbolic of trump architecture
"The talk" was absolutely brilliant, you're a legend Colbert
I added fried garlic, and onions to my taco meat tonight...
dirtysci nice
dirtysci dam you live 1/4 mile at a time brotha
dirtysci taco flavored kisses...
I'm 70 years old.
What's this I'm hearing about Trump wanting to be 'taken in the back of a van'?
Give up Trumpeters. Hillary is going to win and us Hillary volunteers are going to make SURE she wins! #ImWithHer
OrangeBirb Just keep stuffing those ballets😈
tipsy pie I see you've fallen for Trump's rhetoric. God bless you
+tipsy pie And you keep believing the election is rigged solely because Trump is losing, until the unlikely event that he actually does win and you, along with every other moron caught in the Trump-web, do a complete 180 on your conspiratorial stance.
Even if the election is rigged it is not by ballot stuffing or any fake votes, it is by biased news coverage and media
Iampikachu21 There is no such thing as unbiased news coverage. What do you suppose we do about this media bias? What are your candidate's plans?
I'm pretty sure back of the barn means something completely different from the gym... Hey that's cool, whatever floats your boat Donald.
Long story short: "I'm sick of you guys reporting on Trump's words like what you've been doing for as long as the media had been covering everything in politics within history."
Omg that voice😂👌🏽"hey tough guy"
anyone else feel like they're flogging that dead horse small hands joke?
They only do it because they know it bothers trump.
The fact that it's not a good insult at all, but it bothers him SO MUCH, is the joke itself.
I'm 71; I take serious exception to the old guy description. It just makes me wanna take you out "behind the gym" Mr Ste"ph"en Colbert. I'll show yuh uh mooove or 2.
Celebrity Boxing: Biden v. Trump
And calling him predator aged like milk...
Actually, I wish Bernie was the nominee, but I guess I'd prefer Biden to Hillary.
body double the pumpkin joke had me rolling. hahaha
Stephen should be a chef because Man can he Roast
This is definitely going viral! :D Awesome clip.
I love that the Trumpbots don't actually downvote the video
ymustisignin they do, they're just starting to get disenchanted so there's not as many of them
Camps4Cucks2016 you are clearly not a liberal, your political compass is in the right wing authoritarian section lmao
Camps4Cucks2016 oh God you're one of those
Camps4Cucks2016 also hate to point out facts to an obvious moron, but trump is losing
Camps4Cucks2016 okay #1 I don't trust the mainstream media, I was a bernie supporter, however I do understand what a scientific poll is, Trump will lose I guarantee it you alt-right jack ass
"Hey, tough guy." I was very much amused.
My response to 1:26 to 1:42, It's true that racists don't exist. I mean look at those guys in white robes, they're only having a very long lasting costume party and they're all dressed up as ghosts for some reason.
My response to 5:21, HEY, STEPHEN!!! I have an addition to make to that list: losing.
The person you wish was nominee 😂😂 so true lol
500 bucks says Biden decks Trump
Kelly: "If Trump is a sexual predator.."
Gingrich: "You can't say that statement."
She never made a statement.
Taking him behind the gym sounds a little homoerotic.
I agree, Trump even changed it to behind the barn. LOL
ARNGcandy
What was that for?
For him/her/it being a troll
Well yeah, who wouldn't want Trumps tiny little hands wrapped around your junk. It would look MASSIVE!
Save the Rhino guarantee it was him
Colbert is on fire, god damn.
Man, you know Biden would beat the shit out of Trump.
I have to thank Drumpf. Without him, I don't think I would've ever cared enough to watch Stephen Colbert and The Daily Show. I don't have to agree with them all the time, but they're people who work hard to put a show on a near daily basis, providing lots of humour with political insight.
Thank you, Drumpf. Whether you'd continue to provide material for mockery or scrutiny, you've certainly left your mark.
Trump likes making fun of POWs? Well he's about to get a POW to the face.
The person you wished was the Democratic nominee... hit a sore spot right there
I love you Joe Biden you give me so much hope. keep up the good fight!
I legit thought this was from 2020 until I heard the audience.
In less than 2 weeks there will be a political funeral that I won't miss! Maybe I will wear orange...
4,508 people smashed the like button like Negan on Glen's skull.
I'm pretty sure my public policy professor cares more about it than sex.
How would you know that`?
Yeah! Go Biden!
5:40
Trump: Blarrrgh
**Trump supporters applause**
bravo Colbert... nice advice for Newte and Potential Groper-In-Chief. soooo funny!
Don't "newt's" crawl out of streams? I wonder what swamp this one crawled out of?
HAHAHAHA I LOL'D SO HARD AT THE BODY DOUBLE JOKE.
I really do wish Joe was the Nominee
"You're 73, you're body's changing" 😂😂😂
Newt is a son of a lizard.
BRAVO Colbert writers for making the distinction between 'sex' and 'assault'. That's what trenchant comedy should do! We desperately need this kind of CLARITY.
Why is trump's stunt double upside down?
The thought of Donald Trump winning a fight, much less him doing any physical activity makes me chuckle. Sit down.
I've been offering to fight Trump since before it was cool!
So what do you like? illegals coming to America when many legal relatives including children come, Including my family?
Or do you hate our constitution?
Hillary is buying votes with the working saps jobs and if you support her you are also a back stabbing traitor like her.
Billions of the rich mans dollars have been spent to brain wash people like Travis.
If your Hillary wins we will all be working for China you traitor. How do you live with yourself?
PS I do not believe you could even stand up to the old man.
Bill Newman... yup. that's it.
PS, I received my honorable discharge from the marine corps on 4/12/2013, so my patriotism really is beyond reproach
Travis you suck
This was so good, it would have been worthy of being on colbert report.
I'd pay so much money to see biden knock trump to the floor
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Biden would knock Drumpf out before he has a chance of throwing those tiny hands.
Dear Americans, I hope you won't elect someone who'll accidentally blow up the whole world on his first day of office - from a concerned non-Ametican ( and yes, there are people outside of the US )
Cloud Sin Thanks for being an asshole about it. -unfortunately born American but wishing I was literally anywhere else.
Cloud Sin lol other candidate would intentionally blow up the world
Glad to see liberal media's influence reaches far and wide...smdh
Plot twist: The Trump Train was the Polar Express all along.
Trumps charity would be his own charity so he can spend it on law fees and portraits of himself
Out behind the school gym? Why not out back in the fields. Really put him down.
I don't think trump's baby hands can do much damage..now his breath without tic-tacs might be damaging
Mr Tough guy could easily kick Mr (mini) grabby hands' ass ! lol
Trump vs Joe. Trump: *gets punched and falls back onto a pile of shit* The fight is rigged!
Counting down for all this just to be over with.. I'm quite certain I'm not alone.
making fun of trump is not funny anymore, it was funny for the first six months of his campaign, kinda predictable the next six months but sometimes funny. But right now it's just like poking a dead body ... just stop please
but people love poking dead bodies. it's how your average Joe Biden finds out if the body still has any life in it.
Sure, how's the weather, I forgot when's the last time any news network talk about it
Making fun of trump is always funny
Can't believe he didn't make fun of Trump for saying barn instead of gym. lol
5:05 Gym. Gym! GYM!
JIM: Yes?
ME: Oh, sorry. Not you, Jim.
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Interesting, this is now the matchup in November. 😳
kinda Tom Hanks SNL feel to the "birds and bees" speech... still funny 🌼
The Orange Clown, a man who is not insecure, Miss Piggy, a woman bleeding out of her wherever, a graduate of Trump University, and Two Corinthians walk into a bar. Vladimir Putin says, "What? Is this a joke?!"
That wasn't a pumpkin, it was a sniper decoy.
Y'know, I could've sworn that Giuliani died some time around 2014... must've gotten him mixed up with someone else?
I’d pay to watch JB and tRump fight. Can somebody start a petition for this??