AzurePrower don't know much about Greek politics in the last few years huh? Might want to do some research on popular left wing parties in Greece since 2008.
I know there's a Shinigami out there watching this election confused as fuck, I bet when they were counting California's ballots he was like "Im gonna do it, Im gonna save him..my life is worth it."
Dear Secret Service, We all know taking care of Trump is going to be your hardest assignment ever. If something should happen to him, no one would blame you. It's a very difficult job, and we know you tried your best.
For most jobs out there, you need to be qualified and/or have relevant experience and proven competence. But for the most powerful job in the world, you apparently just need a hat with a catchy slogan on it and some unpleasant acquaintances.
I keep saying that is the dysfunctional thing about the American system. In UK, for instance, voters can only pick the prime minister selected from within the parties. So there is some sort of screening proccess. People think the crowd is always right is quite misguided. Even the American founding fathers are worried about mob mentality.
Haannibal777 well that was the purpose of the electors. the masses were never supposed to be able to pick the president. they were only supposed to pick people to pick for them
How many tears does Stephen shed into his pillow every night over the fact that American women won't get a chance to enlist in Hillary's war against Russia?
TedGoranson69 If you understood how this kind of political smack talk works you'd know there was never going to be a war with Russia. And the only reason they got behind Trump is he's such an easy puppet to manipulate into dropping economic sanctions.
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Living in the White House is a reminder that the President is responsible to the nation. When the Trumpster refuses to live in the White House, he says, implies that he is his own agent, beholden to no one.
I'd be inclined to agree. If it is true, that he doesn't intend to live in the White House, I'd treat that as a sign that he isn't taking things seriously enough. The entire federal government is built around operating out of Washington DC, and the White House is the central hub to the whole affair. As president, it's his job to live and breathe federal government issues, which is far easier to do when it's surrounding you on all sides. If a person isn't prepared to commit to that, then they have no business being president. Of course, I'm looking at it from the perspective of a non-American outsider, so take it worth a grain of salt. But the White House seems to me to be a pretty important place for a president to reside, even if it's largely symbolic. A president who's prepared to ignore that is making a grievous error, and it's not going to do anything to win over the half of the country that wasn't interested in having him take over in the first place.
"....a sign he isn't taking things seriously enough" He spent millions of dollars, fought the entire mainstream media, and he and his families' lives are now on the line. I guarantee you he's not shrugging his shoulders going "meh--not interested". I find it rational in the sense that people who've done enough research know that the United States has for some time been infiltrated by a fifth column that is working toward its own interests, at odds with the American people. He wants to limit his time in the White House because it's not familiar territory, and it may very well be compromised in terms of bugging and surveillance. In any case, he knows he has a lot of enemies at this point. Rational move in my book.
OneBalance Millions were spent, but probably very few of those dollars were actually his own. His life has been on the line for a long time now, and he's been proven over the past 20 years to be a junkie that wants to be the focus of attention. And spending almost a year giving elaborate speeches and interviews and shaking hands is a far different thing than spending four years tackling the issues of one of the largest, most powerful, most complicated nations in the world. Campaigning is attention fluff, something that he seems to like. Running a country would be long, hard, thankless work, and if the way his businesses have been mishandled over the years are any indication, it's not something he's geared toward. Power to you if you back him up in whatever decisions he makes. I don't live there, so he doesn't have to answer to me. If I were an American citizen, I'd have a major problem with this, but since I sit outside the borders, it's more just something amusing for me to watch. And I get four more years of it.
+One Balance lol what makes you think he'll be safer in a tall building in NYC? how well did those two towers work out? your mental gymnastics used to rationalize Trump not wanting to be part of a tradition that has been done as a sign of integrity, humility, and social obligation, sure is something else. You can tell he didn't want this job in its entirety, and that he's way over his head. you can see the disinterest in how he's conducted himself, from stumbling in the moment he polled well into when he bailed his transition team appointments to go to a steakhouse last night. Even if not, this is Trump's way of trying to back out of the obligations that have made our government the best of the free world. Next, he'll take naps in Trump Tower and let Pence run the show. lazy con artist
What exactly did he do for the people ? Just another salesman, smiling to cameras, reading texts he didn't write, signing papers he didn't write either. How the black community still supports him is beyond stupidity, the race issue is worse than ever in the US since slavery. He stabbed them in the back big time.
ReyhanSamitAlchemist race relations r bad cuz tea peas brandished guns at obama rallies, crimes against minorities were video taped and the old white congress didnt make a move off their toilets and outta their mistresses apartments to do their job. plus viral 24/7 mostly breitbart type propaganda to get you too think democrats are doing so-and-so and hate you.
He has to be in the White House though, like he has no choice right? the whole point of living there is to be ready in a moments notice when shit goes down.
Also if some genius decides to recreate 9/11 on a weekend during part-time president's tenure, which Manhattan building do you think they're gonna aim right for? :/
Oooh... oooh... I have no words, that's quiet the scenario. :\ And if Trump is not there at the time of the attack, he'll go insane with vengence and start using the nuke codes. D:
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I don't think Hillary would have done a better job, the people of the US wanted a change, so they voted for Trump, the US will be better off with Trump have faith
Wait, WHAT? Ben Carson, a guy who freaking RAN FOR PRESIDENT, doesn't want to be on Trump's staff because he has no government experience?? To quote Arthur Dent from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy', "Would it save a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"
no matter how bad u are hombre you will always be my illegal immigrant, you can stay in my basement and hide from all the nazi white supremacist little trumps, you wont be deported, because i love you
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The place is not called Macedonia any more. That's the thing. Macedonia is NOW Greek. So, what's the point? What if it consisted of other current countries some hundreds of years ago? No, Macedonia is now ONLY Greek. What, are we going to name places the way they were called years ago? Doesn't work like that.
+tobi Wow that's terribly inacurrate. Greece as we know it was NEVER Turkey. It was occupied by the Turks for a LONG LONG time, but it was never Turkish. Get your stupid facts straight.
Matt Barry so that's your only argument man what they said was true trump supporters really are uneducated or have no common sense people can point fingers to who or whatever they want but in my opinion trump won because of bad schooling or parents refusing to tell there children not to follow a racist an I already know what your response is going to be trump won bitch ! Muhahaha
+*Matt Barry* Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you Matt Barry, a 12 year old who hasn't the slightest clue how to take something like the PRESIDENCY seriously and resorts to comments like that. That's the kind of people who voted for Trump. Know that!
Look pal. Maybe you should look up the candidates and not just support who your parents vote for. Also not everyone is rioting. Some people are doing other things to try to help save LGBTQ+ rights and even women rights. Also try to type like a real person, not like a cringe 10 year old who is attached to him mother. Thank you.
It's so strange to me that out of a population of 300M+ with 200M+ eligible voters less than 50% (of eligible voters) voted. LESS THAN 50% voted and it came down to the last states with Hillary winning the pop vote by 1M. 1M out of 200M, do better America.
Amber Smith Yes, I'm well aware. The point was that Hillary could have won if it wasnt for voter apathy, lack of turnout, and misinformation. 1/200 is 0.5%, it should have been higher.
Aleksandar Tasic He lost the vote of the people. The electoral college is what won him the election, which sucks because it's a stupid and outdated system that is undemocratic.
ScarletImp2113 it is bad when Obama can't even make a press statement denouncing the VIOLENT protestors, it's not like we we want him to say "RADICAL ISLAMIST TERRORIST"
Is it bad if I think, that Obama is doing the right thing by supporting a smooth transition, so Trump can start proving himself wrong for everyone to see, without the possibility of making others responsible for his failure?
ScarletImp2113 Well... It'd be kind of rude for him to just let the country burn. All jokes aside, if they're gonna blame Obama for fucking 9/11, then Trump will find a way to blame him for anything bad that happens while in office.
Yeah. It's bad lol. He's gonna shadow Obama and watch him. Which clearly means he doesn't know anything about being president. He just wanted to win. He didn't know what it meant
I never used to watch all these late shows every night until Donald Trump became president! Now I grab my popcorn glued to youtube! America has turned into a reality show!
tobi - Ik but by responding to the trolls you are feeding them. Ne im se predavaj, samo gi hranish so ideata deka sme varvari koi se palat na najmaliot zbor kažan protiv nas.
I say good for the teens! They're making money creatively and it's only successful because of our stupidity as a nation. It's not their fault that we don't fact check, check sources, or get news that isn't in meme form.
Stephen passion for his country and not wanting it go into jeopardy is really interesting to watch. He really don't like Trump at all. I love this guy. He's bringing a serious topic into comedy.
Legally he's not obligated to reside in the White House residence, but it's more than slightly unnerving that the president-elect would choose to be in an *entirely* different city than his office... the majority of the white house. It just sends the message that he views being president as a part-time job... or at least a "9 to 5," instead of being the head of the country.
Adam Winkelmann Chill out, dawg. Maybe Trump stayed in New York as things suggested. By far Trump hasn't did anything to change the White House nor Washington, only the staff.
César Madero I was joking about the washington monument. The being unnerved that our president-elect wants to split his time between NY and DC... that I was serious about.
+Robert F 55,000 square feet is awfully huge for a house, and there will be so many people there. He may really be safer at home. I understand what you are saying completely.
I m Macedonian Teenager and we make 10 000$ per month for Post about Hillary and Trump ... Because US citizens clicks we make profit and who doesn't want easy and fast money !?
I mean if you live in a country where your parents likely make a combined total of 500 euro a month if lucky (really, really lucky) and teens can't really get a proper job because of general nonacceptance and the fact that it's more or less illegal to work at all before you're 18 where you struggle to afford your college tuition cause you can't save up in time, a quick cash cow seems VERY tempting. I do agree that ideally finding better ways to do things should be good critique, but what I also agree with is that if american adults get their news from facebook without fact checking or even looking at the sources, well... There is definitely a more systemic issue at hand :P
If I have to ever read another "first" or "the last time this early" comment. . . I may just have to start punching people in the face. Stop it guys, its getting really old.
You complain of internet cliches while resorting to the cliche of threatening physical violence against people you'll likely never even meet in person?
Tomas Ortiz nope, sorry. Trump was elected as the president, and he will be the president. Accept the fact that he will be your president, and stop fucking whining about it. A stupid fucking petition won't do shit but make things worse, it's not how a democracy works.
Tomas Ortiz It's all fine to protest, that's your right. But don't try to change the democracy, try to change the president. He has to listen to all our voices. He has been voted in, and refusing to accept it is hypocritical if we laughed at him for saying the same thing three weeks earlier.
Deez Nutz This is exactly how democracy work. People must speak up, and if you feel angry or missrepresented, ashamed even, do something about it. When the constitution was drafted a republic was born. The responsibilty for your country does not lie in the hands of a privileged few, but in each and one of you. You are free from tyranny and corruption as long as each one of you remembers their duty as citizens. Whether its a taxation or a lie in the state of the union address, you must speak up, demand the truth. It is where you live, and if you do your job its where you children will live.
TheUbercharger a petition doesn't determine who becomes president, it's the Electoral vote that does, and Trump won it. I don't care if they protest the outcome of the election, it's their right as an American citizen, but to think a petition would put Hillary instead of Trump in the white house is just silly. It's useless, democracy doesn't work like that, they need to rally behind him and support him even if they don't agree with him. It's over, the president has been chosen, it's our duty now to make sure he does a good job as the president.
Holy crap, I remember something almost exactly like this blood thing back when Colbert was on Comedy Central. He stuck a straw in an intern and everything, it's was hilarious!
ThePanosgman At least the Republic of Macedonia wasnt created by Germans in the 1830s and is populated by ethnic Macedonians, Turks, Albanians, Gypsies and Vlachs
+kemchobhenchod we have a preiminister who has apsolute power for 10 years .. we live whit mininal waige of 170 euros.. you can not sue the goverment or people of the leading party becouse the sistem is corupt ... we have political prisoners and dead people vote ..so yes we would gladly take him
Easy to say "Hey Macedonian teens, do teens stuff", sitting in tight suit on tv show. Go and live their life where they just found a way to provide basic stuff for their families and them self. Yeah, good one. Tell poor people to stay poor.
I can't blame someone living in a food insecure household for stealing a watermelon or something, but I can sure as hell blame them for lying and cheating for monetary gains. Especially since internet penetration is only 66% in Macedonia, so I suspect these aren't exactly the poorest of kids in the country.
Obama was like, "I'm out, shit's gonna hit the fan!"
Sean's Piano can we please undo trump please? please? :/
+chEEro hahaha good one. A little humor feels soothing. Thanks : )
It's a shame he was greeted with people rioting against him in Greece.
Seems Trump is more popular in places that don't have the SJW disease.
AzurePrower don't know much about Greek politics in the last few years huh? Might want to do some research on popular left wing parties in Greece since 2008.
Fans are da shiz hahahah
Quick, young people who voted for Bernie, let's donate our blood to him so he can run 2020.
FUCK YES!
you the real MVP
I know there's a Shinigami out there watching this election confused as fuck, I bet when they were counting California's ballots he was like "Im gonna do it, Im gonna save him..my life is worth it."
Versace loudpack fuck off
Katie Baily If all of his supporters pitch in a kidney he should be able to live forever
Dear Secret Service,
We all know taking care of Trump is going to be your hardest assignment ever. If something should happen to him, no one would blame you. It's a very difficult job, and we know you tried your best.
Were you happy with neocon Obama for the past 8 years?
P.S. If something should happen to Trump, it would also be forgivable if something happened to Pence on the same day.
bbob70 Google neocon, because you don't understand that word.
Livid Imp dude I think trumps a moron, but his death would lead to mike pence. I DO NOT WANT MIKE PENCE as president, he makes trump look competent.
blackearl7891 One thing at a time, my friend ...
Trump not living in the White House is a good thing. We wouldn't want the White House to go into foreclosure.
KingOfMadCows Gold House*
BackRoad Kingdom
*orange house*
KingOfMadCows the White House is too small, his house is way bigger
KingOfMadCows he said that probably he's cousin will live there
but the white house is classy, his hotel is tacky
For most jobs out there, you need to be qualified and/or have relevant experience and proven competence. But for the most powerful job in the world, you apparently just need a hat with a catchy slogan on it and some unpleasant acquaintances.
Steve27775 actually all you need is to be older than 35, be a natural born citizen, and live the last 14 years in the us :)
It happen in every country, check South Africa and the history of presidents in South American countries... many idiots have won elections.
That's eligibility, he's eligible, just not qualified.
I keep saying that is the dysfunctional thing about the American system. In UK, for instance, voters can only pick the prime minister selected from within the parties. So there is some sort of screening proccess. People think the crowd is always right is quite misguided. Even the American founding fathers are worried about mob mentality.
Haannibal777 well that was the purpose of the electors. the masses were never supposed to be able to pick the president. they were only supposed to pick people to pick for them
"Don't come back to New York" NO DON'T SAY THAT I ONLY LIVE 2 HOURS FROM DC WE DON'T WANT HIM EITHER
Agreed, I live in D.C, we don't want him here.
Darnell Bryant 😂😂😂
Natalie Long I don't think anyone wants him anywhere in America. How about a long trip to Vietnam?
Viola L i dont think the vietnamese'd want him either
Natalie Long two hours from DC is far as fuck from DC tho.
A game of chance with President Trump is like a game of Russian roulette with Putin supplying the bullets.
How many tears does Stephen shed into his pillow every night over the fact that American women won't get a chance to enlist in Hillary's war against Russia?
Michael Parker There's a political cartoon just waiting to be made.
TedGoranson69 If you understood how this kind of political smack talk works you'd know there was never going to be a war with Russia.
And the only reason they got behind Trump is he's such an easy puppet to manipulate into dropping economic sanctions.
Michael Parker Russian rounds right? so they'll misfire 90% of the time
Hi Macedonian teen here, rumor is that Trump plans to pay down some of the debt by selling Alaska to Russia. As long as he has dibs on Palin.
Stephen keep up the political talk.... we need your voice
you're my favorite now 😀
Same here.
Siver Do you mean a drapist? Because they're very decorative!
Enjoy before he is sent to the labor camps.
if you get your news from Facebook you are not an adult.
Yeah, I think you'd be in the 13-15 year old demographic.
Sadly going by a lot of people I know if you get your news from Facebook you're somewhere around middle aged and up.
Its seems to be specific to adults.
Brad Davies apparently half of our voters are not adults. not surprising
I'm getting all my facts from CNN. Their polls never lie.
Ben Carson didn't actually run for president. He sleep walked for president.
I really wish Bernie Sanders and Ruth Bader Ginsburg can live forever.
ew
They will die though.
Mo Killem obviously....
The Factual Savage Then their is no use for the comment.
Stephen Colbert for president, who's with me?
hell no!
Siver Do you mean rappist ? Cause they're cool!
Siver Dumbass are delicious filleted and deep fried. Yum!
Normally this would just be a joke. But, it would be a far smaller joke than our current clown.
I love that this is basically becoming the Colbert Report. Finally, the real Stephen is back :)
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@Luka Eugene Instablaster =)
Living in the White House is a reminder that the President is responsible to the nation. When the Trumpster refuses to live in the White House, he says, implies that he is his own agent, beholden to no one.
I would fact check that if I were you..I don't believe anything these left wing nuts say anymore.
I'd be inclined to agree. If it is true, that he doesn't intend to live in the White House, I'd treat that as a sign that he isn't taking things seriously enough. The entire federal government is built around operating out of Washington DC, and the White House is the central hub to the whole affair. As president, it's his job to live and breathe federal government issues, which is far easier to do when it's surrounding you on all sides. If a person isn't prepared to commit to that, then they have no business being president.
Of course, I'm looking at it from the perspective of a non-American outsider, so take it worth a grain of salt. But the White House seems to me to be a pretty important place for a president to reside, even if it's largely symbolic. A president who's prepared to ignore that is making a grievous error, and it's not going to do anything to win over the half of the country that wasn't interested in having him take over in the first place.
"....a sign he isn't taking things seriously enough"
He spent millions of dollars, fought the entire mainstream media, and he and his families' lives are now on the line. I guarantee you he's not shrugging his shoulders going "meh--not interested".
I find it rational in the sense that people who've done enough research know that the United States has for some time been infiltrated by a fifth column that is working toward its own interests, at odds with the American people. He wants to limit his time in the White House because it's not familiar territory, and it may very well be compromised in terms of bugging and surveillance. In any case, he knows he has a lot of enemies at this point. Rational move in my book.
OneBalance Millions were spent, but probably very few of those dollars were actually his own. His life has been on the line for a long time now, and he's been proven over the past 20 years to be a junkie that wants to be the focus of attention. And spending almost a year giving elaborate speeches and interviews and shaking hands is a far different thing than spending four years tackling the issues of one of the largest, most powerful, most complicated nations in the world. Campaigning is attention fluff, something that he seems to like. Running a country would be long, hard, thankless work, and if the way his businesses have been mishandled over the years are any indication, it's not something he's geared toward.
Power to you if you back him up in whatever decisions he makes. I don't live there, so he doesn't have to answer to me. If I were an American citizen, I'd have a major problem with this, but since I sit outside the borders, it's more just something amusing for me to watch. And I get four more years of it.
+One Balance lol what makes you think he'll be safer in a tall building in NYC? how well did those two towers work out? your mental gymnastics used to rationalize Trump not wanting to be part of a tradition that has been done as a sign of integrity, humility, and social obligation, sure is something else. You can tell he didn't want this job in its entirety, and that he's way over his head. you can see the disinterest in how he's conducted himself, from stumbling in the moment he polled well into when he bailed his transition team appointments to go to a steakhouse last night.
Even if not, this is Trump's way of trying to back out of the obligations that have made our government the best of the free world. Next, he'll take naps in Trump Tower and let Pence run the show. lazy con artist
President Obama is the coolest and greatest president ever... Will miss him very much.. 😔😢
...in golf
Eisenhower played golf constantly and his wife bought a new hat every week. still managed to do great things...but then he had a decent congress
What exactly did he do for the people ?
Just another salesman, smiling to cameras, reading texts he didn't write, signing papers he didn't write either.
How the black community still supports him is beyond stupidity, the race issue is worse than ever in the US since slavery. He stabbed them in the back big time.
ReyhanSamitAlchemist
race relations r bad cuz tea peas brandished guns at obama rallies, crimes against minorities were video taped and the old white congress didnt make a move off their toilets and outta their mistresses apartments to do their job. plus viral 24/7 mostly breitbart type propaganda to get you too think democrats are doing so-and-so and hate you.
top 25 maybe, not the best but not the worst
He has to be in the White House though, like he has no choice right? the whole point of living there is to be ready in a moments notice when shit goes down.
he is president, not like anybody can tell him where to live....
Also if some genius decides to recreate 9/11 on a weekend during part-time president's tenure, which Manhattan building do you think they're gonna aim right for? :/
+lizvlx wrong the president is NOT ABOVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!!! he has to say there just like the other 44 presidents for fucks sake
Oooh... oooh...
I have no words, that's quiet the scenario. :\
And if Trump is not there at the time of the attack, he'll go insane with vengence and start using the nuke codes. D:
So... he has to stay at the whitehouse... unlike the american people? Staying in his city is much more in line with being with the people he presides.
No Jon stewart in charge, Stephen is like Joe Biden
The true Stephen died with the report. Now he's more like a zombie Spiro Agnew.
Philosoraptor
Accident lol
Raymond BrockeLee-Snar bieggie2pacBaws Harris Stephen is awesome.
Jon Stewart's an executive producer on the late show.
WE LOVE YOU STEPHEN COLBERT! THANK YOU FOR HELPING ALL OF US STAY SANE! :)
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I don't think Hillary would have done a better job, the people of the US wanted a change, so they voted for Trump, the US will be better off with Trump have faith
John Rambo at least we have a brain. Sit back and enjoy the next 8 years.
Relax and enjoy the show.
TheArtyFarty lol pathetic much
Hah, Macedonians, thinking you're still relevant.
This is just hilarious. Trump is stoooopid LOL
Ксения Ковалевская It's spelled with a "U," dear.
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The traffic bit reminded me of that doctor who episode.
Watch for those crab monsters when taking the subway!
TheVeryShyguy omg I remember that one 😂
TheVeryShyguy YES!! I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT
Who else is Macedonian and finds this hilarious 😭
rock3tcat (ⵙⴰⵔⵓⵅ) Well, I think a few people would disagree ;)
Yes, it goddamn is. Sincerely, a Greek.
You've been exposed Macedonians.
everybody even Macedonians teens
Wait, WHAT? Ben Carson, a guy who freaking RAN FOR PRESIDENT, doesn't want to be on Trump's staff because he has no government experience?? To quote Arthur Dent from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy', "Would it save a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"
I predicted months ago that Trump would think himself too good to live in the White House.
Bad Hombre oh hey bad hombre!
no matter how bad u are hombre you will always be my illegal immigrant, you can stay in my basement and hide from all the nazi white supremacist little trumps, you wont be deported, because i love you
Bad Hombre bad hombae
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What are you even talking about? When did this come up?
Our education system will be crippled due to Ben Carson.
It's barely walking right now, but you're right, except Carson is gonna be like Kathy Bates and hobble the shit out of it before it recovers.
all of you brain dead " superstars"" need to go live in mexico
Didn't he refuse to take the recommendation?
he refused the job how is it his fault? unless you're saying the opposite and that he could actually help if he took the job.
would have been
I am calling it: The most damaging Macedonian teenager of all time is no longer Alexander the Great.
It's you?
You're right, Joshua. The kids are from the real Macedonia. Not from Greece :)
You're right, Joshua. The kids are from the real Macedonia. Not from Greece :)
The place is not called Macedonia any more. That's the thing. Macedonia is NOW Greek. So, what's the point? What if it consisted of other current countries some hundreds of years ago? No, Macedonia is now ONLY Greek. What, are we going to name places the way they were called years ago? Doesn't work like that.
+tobi Wow that's terribly inacurrate. Greece as we know it was NEVER Turkey. It was occupied by the Turks for a LONG LONG time, but it was never Turkish. Get your stupid facts straight.
as someone whose lived in the dc area nearly my entire life. I'm BEGGING trump to stay in New York. I don't need him tainting the white house
see what happens when you have a show like Honey Boo Boo on a daily broadcast?? Now you have Trump as President....
StarchaserArya still better then Clinton.
miller time420 better "than" when comparing...
Sarah Miller thank you grammar Nazi, zig hyle
Sheri-Lyn Chamaillard well obviously I spelled it wrong on purpose
StarchaserArya lol yes. Here Comes President Boo Boo!
Oh my gosh, Colbert, I was on my back, laughing, and storming my feet on the floor, after that cows out of the barn joke!
One of my favorite things is when you walk off camera. It is just so delightfully goofy!
Trust our institutions, don't kill each other, and lets hope for the best. Stick together, team.
Harley Gerken well that's not how others feel which really sucks.
you play counter strike? *stick together, team*
I'll be open to it when Trump gets rid of Bannon. Even then I'll be skeptical as hell.
Hard to say I've been through many teams and all I can say is it's a bloody nightmare good luck
i dont get the world any more
Well on the bright side, Ben Carson has finally said his first smart thing, so there's some progress happening...
TRUMP WON, bitch! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Man... that was sensitive Matt.
Matt Barry so that's your only argument man what they said was true trump supporters really are uneducated or have no common sense people can point fingers to who or whatever they want but in my opinion trump won because of bad schooling or parents refusing to tell there children not to follow a racist
an I already know what your response is going to be
trump won bitch ! Muhahaha
Deviljinn Householdhell Understand, I had 2 Miller Lights when I typed that.
It's funny, Trump spent the entire campaign saying Hillary should go to prison and he ended up creating his own prison. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So did I, I suppose. sadface
TRUMP WON, bitch! MWAHAHAHAHA!! your salty tears are sooooo DELICIOUS! YUMMY YUMMY >:D
+*Matt Barry* Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you Matt Barry, a 12 year old who hasn't the slightest clue how to take something like the PRESIDENCY seriously and resorts to comments like that.
That's the kind of people who voted for Trump. Know that!
Hydraulic Particle Trump WON, and PROUD of it. Don't you have a riot to contribute and protests to bitch knowing it won't change a damn thing?
Look pal. Maybe you should look up the candidates and not just support who your parents vote for. Also not everyone is rioting. Some people are doing other things to try to help save LGBTQ+ rights and even women rights. Also try to type like a real person, not like a cringe 10 year old who is attached to him mother. Thank you.
Me watching Stephen Colbert after elections: Aka Therapy
Shut up and stop being a little bitch. Stop it
I bet some people will actually believe "must be willing to relocate" is in the US Constitution ...
So if he's in New York the whole time do they just send all the bills that Congress rarely passes from D.C to New York?
apatel303 No. It'd be pointless. They'd just shoot him down if he didn't go along with what they want.
I expect Mike Pence and Renice Prebruis to run the government anyways
apatel303 You think he's ready for that responsibility? No. He's not. Just saying that he's nowhere near ready to run a government.
Of course not, Obama spends his late nights reading. Trump spends his late night on twitter
It's so strange to me that out of a population of 300M+ with 200M+ eligible voters less than 50% (of eligible voters) voted. LESS THAN 50% voted and it came down to the last states with Hillary winning the pop vote by 1M. 1M out of 200M, do better America.
Mishkath Khan She won the popular vote. Donald Trump won the electoral vote.
Amber Smith Yes, I'm well aware. The point was that Hillary could have won if it wasnt for voter apathy, lack of turnout, and misinformation. 1/200 is 0.5%, it should have been higher.
Matt Barry dude I'm Canadian, I just feel bad for you minorities and your own disappointment when you realize your candidate/president is a dud.
He writes in cyrillic - like Putin's clan. Then is joined by a KKK guy. Trump is buddies with the KKK and Putin.
3 million non-US citizens voted for Hillary.
I'll gladly take Stephen being in charge.
God bless Stephen Colbert.
God. It's just 7 weeks away.
This is only 7 times longer than the Ring fate.
Yay. The Ring jokes are back in.
"hook up aryana grande to ruth bader ginsberg" LOL priceless!
I just love how I always walk away with a South Park smile after every show... :D
I can't believe trump lost by almost 1,000,000 votes. this sucks
America, the only 'democracy' where you can get a million less votes and still win comfortably.
Cameron Sipka I can't believe Hillary rigged voting machines towards her favor, 4million dead voters for her and 3million illegals voting for her
Trump didn't lose tho
Did you hear that on Facebook?
Aleksandar Tasic He lost the vote of the people. The electoral college is what won him the election, which sucks because it's a stupid and outdated system that is undemocratic.
Steven to Macedonian teens "STOP IT!"
Hold on it's too late.
DrBakshandeh Trump has the best words.
He has the best hand gestures too lol
He has the best tiny hands. No hands are as tiny as his. It's fantastic.
I want Stephan Colbert to be my college lecturer! That's how lively the class can be!
STAY SAFE EVERYONE
Anita Hailey the actual first comment
Safe from what?
UltimateXtreme From themselves
UltimateXtreme from the rise in hate crimes in America
Irish 1916 that too
Wow, actually covered a protest..for like 2 seconds but making progress, Colbert.
Trump's gonna hate being a president. No Twitter on the President's phone.
Oh, to be young and innocent again...
Watching Colbert makes me so happy!
God I love Colbert
Keep it up, you are doing great.
If Trump Tower is the official White house, Imagine the free ads he got by doing that globally
Imagine the free ads he's gonna get in general
what an amazing conflict of financial interest. this is so immoral and corrupt.
"What the fuck??' - The rest of the world to America right now. :P
Also America talking to its (apparently schizophrenic) self.
Is it bad that Obama said, "We're going to do everything we can to help you succeed" to the new president?
ScarletImp2113 it is bad when Obama can't even make a press statement denouncing the VIOLENT protestors, it's not like we we want him to say "RADICAL ISLAMIST TERRORIST"
Not everything. If he said "smoking is good, climate change is false, evolution is false" would you still say that?
Is it bad if I think, that Obama is doing the right thing by supporting a smooth transition, so Trump can start proving himself wrong for everyone to see, without the possibility of making others responsible for his failure?
ScarletImp2113 Well... It'd be kind of rude for him to just let the country burn.
All jokes aside, if they're gonna blame Obama for fucking 9/11, then Trump will find a way to blame him for anything bad that happens while in office.
Yeah. It's bad lol. He's gonna shadow Obama and watch him. Which clearly means he doesn't know anything about being president. He just wanted to win. He didn't know what it meant
I never used to watch all these late shows every night until Donald Trump became president! Now I grab my popcorn glued to youtube! America has turned into a reality show!
Love you Stephen! Glad to see this!
oh, what a bloody surprise. Becomes president and is about to break the number one requirement.
anyone else from Macedonia 😆😆😆 (Nekoj drug od Makedonija) ✌✌
Now north Macedonia 😂
@@giannisv.5151 don't be harsh , cause when reality kicks in and he'll found out about his Bulgarian roots, wouldn't want to be him😏
I'M FROM MACEDONIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Good for you .... I guess.
+vanzem. dk а за кого зборува?
vanzem. dk na ocen lekar podhitno da fatis pat!!! znameto civo e?????
tobi - Don't be like them ffs. Be the better man and stop the goddamn hate.
tobi - Ik but by responding to the trolls you are feeding them.
Ne im se predavaj, samo gi hranish so ideata deka sme varvari koi se palat na najmaliot zbor kažan protiv nas.
Ben Carson bit had me dying 😭😭😭
Stephen's bitterness and cynicism has made his humour truly delicious. His anger feels so genuine, it's amazing to behold.
I say good for the teens! They're making money creatively and it's only successful because of our stupidity as a nation. It's not their fault that we don't fact check, check sources, or get news that isn't in meme form.
Help us O-B-1 Colbert, your our only hope
Ben Carson should now be working on to make Trump's brain great again
"As you were... smoke 'em if you got 'em." ~ President Stephen Colbert
I hear you, Jon, playing part of the interlude of Same Drugs at 8:02
Ben Carson was sleepwalking, Stephen. You can't possibly blame him for running for president.
Ben Carson!!!! WTF😂😂😂😂😂😂
For the next 4 years its going to be all about Trump
And not the US.
Mike Hawk *Next 8 years.
Monica Lewinsky 4 years I think he is just 1 turn president
Monica Lewinsky in ur dreams
Colbert went off the rails and now he is unwilling to normalize the show.
Well said, Stephen. I love you!
HEY! We in Colorado are damn proud of our new Minion Senator!
"We just want to see the world burn" - A Macedonian adolescent.
The Clinton name is not fondly remembered in most of the Balkans.
BLACK_WOLF Greece is NOT part of the Balkans
It's part of Turkey
He was talking about MAcedonia, not Greece. Different Country
Yes it is...
what? haha
Wait, so you're trying to slam fake news sites while quoting a Buzzfeed article? hahaha
That Carson quote nearly killed me. Someone failed as in his job as spokesman BIG league! hahaha
Stephen passion for his country and not wanting it go into jeopardy is really interesting to watch. He really don't like Trump at all. I love this guy. He's bringing a serious topic into comedy.
I wonder when we are gonna stop talking about Trump..
8 years max
i hope to God only 4 years.
Maria Alonso One can hope.
IDK MAN 4 YEARS MAYBE HAHAH
Alexander Smith he will be the main headline for the next 4 years, it makes news, comedy, etc
NY has suffered enough, Don't ever come back here Trump! We had enough towers knocked down, don't need to make another one a target.
Thank God Ben Carson knows his limits.
I really wanted Colbert2016, so now you're just playing with my emotions.
and stephen got his facts from buzzfeed news lol!!!
Buzzfeed is not always wrong, they just interpret news in a very annoying, well... buzzfeed way.
+Sergio S Buzzfeed is wrong 99.9999999% percent of the time.
he can't not live in the white house
Legally he's not obligated to reside in the White House residence, but it's more than slightly unnerving that the president-elect would choose to be in an *entirely* different city than his office... the majority of the white house. It just sends the message that he views being president as a part-time job... or at least a "9 to 5," instead of being the head of the country.
Robert F You just made me picture a gold-plated Washington monument with "Trump" written on the front. I hate you so much.
Adam Winkelmann Chill out, dawg. Maybe Trump stayed in New York as things suggested. By far Trump hasn't did anything to change the White House nor Washington, only the staff.
César Madero I was joking about the washington monument. The being unnerved that our president-elect wants to split his time between NY and DC... that I was serious about.
+Robert F 55,000 square feet is awfully huge for a house, and there will be so many people there. He may really be safer at home. I understand what you are saying completely.
Funniest part is - yes, we are watching :) #Macedonia ;)
I m Macedonian Teenager and we make 10 000$ per month for Post about Hillary and Trump ... Because US citizens clicks we make profit and who doesn't want easy and fast money !?
he/they didn't help elect anyone.
CrazyAGamers yes we did help in some way ellections of course! long live trump!
I mean if you live in a country where your parents likely make a combined total of 500 euro a month if lucky (really, really lucky) and teens can't really get a proper job because of general nonacceptance and the fact that it's more or less illegal to work at all before you're 18 where you struggle to afford your college tuition cause you can't save up in time, a quick cash cow seems VERY tempting.
I do agree that ideally finding better ways to do things should be good critique, but what I also agree with is that if american adults get their news from facebook without fact checking or even looking at the sources, well... There is definitely a more systemic issue at hand :P
Lol mr Colbert is so funny now when mr Trump is commander-in-chief,my stomach hurts me from laugh^^ Greetings from serbia folks.
Lol, the New Yorkers living full lives in their cars stuck in traffic was the plot of an apocalyptic Doctor Who episode.
If I have to ever read another "first" or "the last time this early" comment. . . I may just have to start punching people in the face. Stop it guys, its getting really old.
Go ahead, you have my blessing
You get a drop kick and a throat stomping for being so unoriginal. +Skoja3 Gain
You complain of internet cliches while resorting to the cliche of threatening physical violence against people you'll likely never even meet in person?
6ixth.
***** I am obviously just fucking around. But still, even more annoying.
GAZIMEEEEEE JAKO!!!!
Please talk about the change.org petition to make Hillary president
Tomas Ortiz nope, sorry. Trump was elected as the president, and he will be the president. Accept the fact that he will be your president, and stop fucking whining about it. A stupid fucking petition won't do shit but make things worse, it's not how a democracy works.
Tomas Ortiz It's all fine to protest, that's your right. But don't try to change the democracy, try to change the president. He has to listen to all our voices. He has been voted in, and refusing to accept it is hypocritical if we laughed at him for saying the same thing three weeks earlier.
Deez Nutz This is exactly how democracy work. People must speak up, and if you feel angry or missrepresented, ashamed even, do something about it. When the constitution was drafted a republic was born. The responsibilty for your country does not lie in the hands of a privileged few, but in each and one of you. You are free from tyranny and corruption as long as each one of you remembers their duty as citizens.
Whether its a taxation or a lie in the state of the union address, you must speak up, demand the truth. It is where you live, and if you do your job its where you children will live.
TheUbercharger a petition doesn't determine who becomes president, it's the Electoral vote that does, and Trump won it. I don't care if they protest the outcome of the election, it's their right as an American citizen, but to think a petition would put Hillary instead of Trump in the white house is just silly. It's useless, democracy doesn't work like that, they need to rally behind him and support him even if they don't agree with him. It's over, the president has been chosen, it's our duty now to make sure he does a good job as the president.
lmao u moronic douchebag looser
lol loved the Talking Heads reference
My grandma had a blood transfusion for a surgery, and her hair started growing black again. She was in her seventies!
Last time i was this early Obama was still in the white house
You need to give Donald credit, he sure knows how to rub in being rich to poor people.
I don't think he wanted to be president.
Holy crap, I remember something almost exactly like this blood thing back when Colbert was on Comedy Central. He stuck a straw in an intern and everything, it's was hilarious!
In Macedonia we adore Trump 😍😆
Ane Banane Trump > Zajko
Ane Banane maybe he'll make you a proper country. With your own, original, name and everything.
ThePanosgman At least the Republic of Macedonia wasnt created by Germans in the 1830s and is populated by ethnic Macedonians, Turks, Albanians, Gypsies and Vlachs
you can have him then
+kemchobhenchod we have a preiminister who has apsolute power for 10 years .. we live whit mininal waige of 170 euros.. you can not sue the goverment or people of the leading party becouse the sistem is corupt ... we have political prisoners and dead people vote ..so yes we would gladly take him
Easy to say "Hey Macedonian teens, do teens stuff", sitting in tight suit on tv show. Go and live their life where they just found a way to provide basic stuff for their families and them self. Yeah, good one. Tell poor people to stay poor.
What the actual fuck...?
I can't blame someone living in a food insecure household for stealing a watermelon or something, but I can sure as hell blame them for lying and cheating for monetary gains. Especially since internet penetration is only 66% in Macedonia, so I suspect these aren't exactly the poorest of kids in the country.
tybofborg not for money only!! but, yes mostly of us macedonians do support donald trump!
pig from hell ass Why actually?
Antigon Gonat That's the point. I doubt he will. But let's see.
Or well... let's be more precise: The GOP won't change a thing.
MAKE ALEXANDER GREAT AGAIN!!!
Macedonian teens rulez ;)
I Love Colbert and that damn Americone Dream ice cream from Ben&Jerrys!
You must admire the ego of these celebrities. It's phenomenal. It's HUUUGE.