Trump's Inauguration: This Is Really Happening

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @DFluent
    @DFluent 8 лет назад +2083

    just a Canadian eating popcorn watching the US comedy special

    • @DFluent
      @DFluent 8 лет назад +57

      Amber Locked I'm not doing anything I'm here to watch you guys crash and burn while laughing..have fun while the us implodes

    • @janeryan2709
      @janeryan2709 8 лет назад +42

      DFluent Same, I'm Canadian too. This is going to be hilarious! 😂😂😂

    • @chriswatson7965
      @chriswatson7965 8 лет назад +55

      Australian - I'd never taken an interest in US politics before, now I can't get enough of it.

    • @eastsouth9548
      @eastsouth9548 8 лет назад +2

      hey canuck read up on warplan red! hehe

    • @DFluent
      @DFluent 8 лет назад +42

      My Videos it's ok to be salty but Canadians didn't flood the American immigration system and crashed it when our pretty boy got elected.....good luck with your orange president 🤗

  • @legoinsomniac
    @legoinsomniac 8 лет назад +1467

    I remember seeing Obama win the election in 08. Even as a kid I understood it was a big deal. It's been a privilege to grow up with him as POTUS, to grow my political knowledge and passion so that by the time he left office, I could be truly, deeply saddened. From the bottom of my heart, Thanks Obama.

    • @redwhitebluebuckslayer6419
      @redwhitebluebuckslayer6419 8 лет назад +15

      One day you will grow up to be an adult with a great job and a family. You will then see the error of your ways and stop voting for socialism and communism

    • @wendyhdzmiller8700
      @wendyhdzmiller8700 8 лет назад +74

      Redwhite&blue Buckslayer Yes, and start voting for facism and racism....right? Republican dumbass!

    • @bernadettehurst6541
      @bernadettehurst6541 8 лет назад +71

      Lego Insomniac I've seen everything since the Eisenhower administration. I've seen good presidents and bad. Obama was one of the good ones. Let me join you in saying, Thanks Obama! Now brace for impact!

    • @redwhitebluebuckslayer6419
      @redwhitebluebuckslayer6419 8 лет назад +6

      Jeffrey Hinkle you must be the tolerant left i always hear about

    • @wendyhdzmiller8700
      @wendyhdzmiller8700 8 лет назад +21

      Bernadette Hurst Absolutely agree...here's to a great 8 years...and God only knows what's gonna happen now. :(

  • @margaretsnyder4007
    @margaretsnyder4007 8 лет назад +53

    Stephen Colbert has kept me sane for months!!!

  • @adamtak3128
    @adamtak3128 8 лет назад +503

    Damn 8 years went by so quickly. I remember when Obama got elected like it was yesterday. I was 13 and playing Maplestory, selling items in the market place. I was with my guild as well, and I remember spamming those bubble things about his win. Those were the good days.

    • @anteaterwill
      @anteaterwill 8 лет назад +2

      Adam Tak lmao

    • @googlymoogly7620
      @googlymoogly7620 8 лет назад +1

      Adam Tak i was like 10 or 11 playing halo 3

    • @crisbell76
      @crisbell76 8 лет назад +1

      Adam Tak you still maple? they have 5th job now

    • @snausages43
      @snausages43 8 лет назад +4

      I was 17 playing LittleBigPlanet when they announced the results. It came out like a week before election day.

    • @TheHipisterDeer
      @TheHipisterDeer 8 лет назад +6

      ya I remember when people were acually happy that Obama took office for the first time.... the second time a little less so... but trump? um... ya no one is really happy with this, they are more like worried.

  • @rvantong
    @rvantong 8 лет назад +479

    Wait... They're actually moving the responsibility for the nuclear arsenal from a nuclear physicist to a man who didn't even know it would be his responsibility?

    • @danstiver9135
      @danstiver9135 8 лет назад +72

      Yes. That is reality now.

    • @jevgenkova
      @jevgenkova 8 лет назад +57

      Yeah. CEOs and idiots running USA. This will be more exciting than Christmas morning.

    • @TheHipisterDeer
      @TheHipisterDeer 8 лет назад +34

      Blob Loblaw basically he will "accidently" push the big red button for "curiosity".

    • @voretextcomm.5173
      @voretextcomm.5173 8 лет назад +46

      Huh, I didn't know there was a car in here. * turns ignition *

    • @loungelizard836
      @loungelizard836 8 лет назад +24

      Blob Loblaw No, we are giving control of an extremely technical position to a guy who FAILED math and science and wears glasses "to look smart". See, Ernest Muniz, you really did waste your life!

  • @Life0v3rload360flip
    @Life0v3rload360flip 8 лет назад +260

    Just a Swede eating popcorn watching the US comedy special

    • @VukMujovic
      @VukMujovic 8 лет назад +5

      Just be sure to use butter and not bacon grease, as it is not halal... you don't want the Prophet (PBUH) to be angry with you.

    • @VukMujovic
      @VukMujovic 8 лет назад +1

      ***** You are paying for it. Your health insurance is deducted from your salary. You are just paying the state fund (NHS) instead of a private insurance fund.

    • @fabedavid
      @fabedavid 8 лет назад +24

      I live in Italy and I'm ok with paying a small tax for universal healthcare for everyone, cause access to healthcare is a human right.

    • @heavymetalrybakina
      @heavymetalrybakina 8 лет назад +2

      fabedavid
      Just coz you wanna pay it doesn't mean everyone wants to.
      Typical egocentric libtard.

    • @CorporateG0th
      @CorporateG0th 8 лет назад

      Since people don't get left dying in the streets you pay for it anyway, except through broader tax budgets. Since this isn't wartime Liberia. So eliminating dividends paid out in otherwise private healthcare eliminates about 80% of operating cost historically, which would otherwise be a profit margin paying out shareholders.

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover 8 лет назад +1079

    Tradition dictates that after being sworn in, the song _Hail to the Chief_ is played for the new president. In light of recent events, that classic song will be replaced today with the more appropriate _From Russia With Love_.

    • @TheFriendlyTroll
      @TheFriendlyTroll 8 лет назад +13

      LOL!

    • @lismartin8060
      @lismartin8060 8 лет назад +5

      fidorover OMG.

    • @doswillrule
      @doswillrule 8 лет назад +16

      Putin' on the Ritz

    • @secretgo1
      @secretgo1 8 лет назад

      fidorover no it won't but ok

    • @BeGummi
      @BeGummi 8 лет назад +4

      I would say to Trump: "FEEL THE BURN" since he is getting some lovin' from Putin

  • @EseMoy510
    @EseMoy510 8 лет назад +359

    Hungry for Power Games tomorrow

    • @martinaee
      @martinaee 8 лет назад +7

      Sweet!!! We all get to say which of the 50 districts we each live in!!!
      ( ... And get to guess which will be the first to be carpet bombed out of existence!)

    • @DPowered2
      @DPowered2 8 лет назад +11

      no he said he doesn't go to work till monday

    • @Mihayan1
      @Mihayan1 8 лет назад

      he didn't do it for hillary tho

    • @JackieWelles
      @JackieWelles 8 лет назад +2

      DPowered Smith since president have weekends also XD and office hours hahaha

    • @DPowered2
      @DPowered2 8 лет назад

      ikr

  • @josephlarrivy8090
    @josephlarrivy8090 4 года назад +19

    Oh past Stephen. There’s so much you don’t know. Laugh while you can.

    • @LostAndFound7991
      @LostAndFound7991 4 года назад +3

      right? i’ve been watching old colbert and trevor noah. i miss the good old days of being able to laugh about trump *maybe* being a dictator

    • @elun3027
      @elun3027 4 года назад +3

      We all knew it would be bad when this video came out, little did we know it would get THIS BAD!!

    • @JacquelinElizabethWrites
      @JacquelinElizabethWrites 3 года назад +1

      it got worse bud.

  • @callangray3427
    @callangray3427 8 лет назад +309

    I cannot wait for the Hunger Games to begin hope my district wins!

    • @jevgenkova
      @jevgenkova 8 лет назад +2

      I'd watch that. 50 men and 50 women trying to kill each other without guns. On TV. Awesome !

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 8 лет назад +1

      i'm upset colbert never did the final Hungry for Power games segment

    • @Xoediac
      @Xoediac 8 лет назад

      Callan Gray That would actually be pretty cool for at least a little while. Whatever state has Michael Phelps is going to win this year.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 8 лет назад

      A O It really is a good YA novel name.

    • @TsukiNaito1
      @TsukiNaito1 8 лет назад +2

      Callan Gray Screw the Hunger Games, we're getting the Purge.

  • @davidreyes1882
    @davidreyes1882 8 лет назад +643

    *I bet Trumpanzee is attacking someone on Twitter as we watch this video.*

    • @stevem9529
      @stevem9529 8 лет назад +3

      David Reyes How original

    • @ani625
      @ani625 8 лет назад +7

      Harambe was a better choice.

    • @mitchgarner4455
      @mitchgarner4455 8 лет назад +7

      David Reyes TRUMPANZEE XD HOLY SHIT

    • @secretgo1
      @secretgo1 8 лет назад +4

      What is this your 5th time posting this

    • @alexvietzke6027
      @alexvietzke6027 8 лет назад +3

      Amon Ra the Bible continuously implies that god has as much control over mankind as a Kim Jon un has over the politics of America. He's just kind of a jerk with too much physical power. There's not much he does to be worthy of a "hail" besides sending his son to be brutally murdered by humans "for the forgiveness of our sins" even then, god could have just forgave us without causing all the suffering, or just moved on. In addition to that, god's practically a socialist based on the actions he took while supposedly incarnate as Jesus, so you (I'd imagine) being an extreme capitalist probably wouldn't want god anyways

  • @Snakebloke
    @Snakebloke 8 лет назад +28

    Animal Husbandry...Animal...fucking...husbandry?!
    What the fuck is Trump doing to your country?! The new head of the EPA is an oil-tout, the new Ambassador to the U.K. is an executive from the N.Y. Jets, and now this...?!?!
    What the fuck is going on...seriously. Whatever happens to the U.S. affects the whole world, and this is scaring the crap out of me...

  • @HannibalHanslaughter
    @HannibalHanslaughter 8 лет назад +18

    I still can't believe this is happening

    • @HannibalHanslaughter
      @HannibalHanslaughter 8 лет назад +13

      What have you done America?

    • @kylevolbrecht9255
      @kylevolbrecht9255 8 лет назад +6

      We elected someone who was willing to put the interests of American citizens and the constitutional values of the United States first instead of upholding a communist agenda? It's not that hard to understand.

    • @HannibalHanslaughter
      @HannibalHanslaughter 8 лет назад

      Kyle Volbrecht the 'communist agenda' seems to be what the majority of people want

    • @gabrielreinalter2269
      @gabrielreinalter2269 5 лет назад

      @@kylevolbrecht9255 Put the one percent and himself first you meant, and what communist propaganda it sounds pretty fascist to say that to democratic socialist policys.

    • @gabrielreinalter2269
      @gabrielreinalter2269 5 лет назад

      @@kylevolbrecht9255 Preisdent Donald Trump has not done anything well and the fact that he doesn't belive in climate change alone makes him a bad president. And could you please define communism? And no I am not a bot try to come up with a questions that a simple programm would fail to answer.

  • @snausages43
    @snausages43 8 лет назад +468

    I wonder how long until Pence becomes the 46th president.

    • @shamicentertainment1262
      @shamicentertainment1262 8 лет назад +63

      This Saturday

    • @xs10086
      @xs10086 8 лет назад +18

      Bad Hombre current bet is within six months

    • @damolaowolabi7423
      @damolaowolabi7423 8 лет назад +4

      Bad Hombre very soon, I am certain he is going to sabotage trump secretly

    • @internetpeople6113
      @internetpeople6113 8 лет назад +21

      Unofficially, starting Friday. Officially, inside a year

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 8 лет назад +5

      I'm betting by September. After enjoying his holiday, president manchild doesn't wanna go back to school and decides to have a longer vacation.

  • @BlessedBlessed-pp7tj
    @BlessedBlessed-pp7tj 8 лет назад +23

    I hope Donald Trump takes this job serious and know that running a country is not a reality show our life as a country is in his hands Lord help us 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @amjan
      @amjan 8 лет назад

      seriously* watch your adverbs, dude

    • @BlessedBlessed-pp7tj
      @BlessedBlessed-pp7tj 8 лет назад +2

      amjan bye Felicia

    • @PragmaticAntithesis
      @PragmaticAntithesis 8 лет назад

      *Sees people praying*
      Guys, stop breaking the fourth wall, it's rude.

    • @BlessedBlessed-pp7tj
      @BlessedBlessed-pp7tj 8 лет назад +1

      Andrew Smith thank you for your opinion but you can't tell me what to do! I pray when I want too.

    • @PragmaticAntithesis
      @PragmaticAntithesis 8 лет назад

      Blessed1959 Blessed1959
      OK. I will not preach.

  • @Crazy-su4kg
    @Crazy-su4kg 8 лет назад +160

    Oligarch run government incoming for Murica. Good luck

    • @mihaisichim6656
      @mihaisichim6656 8 лет назад +26

      It's already an oligarchy, the democracy part is just an illusion, the rich run everthing ;)

    • @garrettholland664
      @garrettholland664 8 лет назад +2

      Crazy 88 its always been this way. hell, adjust george washingtons net worth when he died for inflation and its around 600 million.

    • @tomself6505
      @tomself6505 8 лет назад +5

      +Mihai Sichim yes, Comrade, we all Americans now see how bad democracy was. We now get behind strong leader. Is good!

    • @trumpfraud1374
      @trumpfraud1374 8 лет назад

      Tom Self'; We live in a Constitutional Republic. Pure Democracy does not work .

    • @YorktownUSA
      @YorktownUSA 8 лет назад

      Crazy 88 Because we didn't have that before? People like you are what's wrong with this country. Low information, pseudo intellectual.

  • @sommynoks3941
    @sommynoks3941 8 лет назад +44

    I still feel like we are being punked.

    • @CUZC0M
      @CUZC0M 8 лет назад

      dirty bitch punked hasnt been on tv for like 10 years now fuck off

    • @sommynoks3941
      @sommynoks3941 8 лет назад

      CUZC0M Seriously do better, be better

    • @gabrielreinalter2269
      @gabrielreinalter2269 5 лет назад

      @Jan Brady Yeah he mest all chances up, climate change, Iran deal, china, Hong Kong you name it he messed it up.

    • @gabrielreinalter2269
      @gabrielreinalter2269 5 лет назад

      @Jan Brady Yeah right Trump gambeled and won. North Korea could have fired those nukes but Trumps got lucky and nobody was killed. Is it really a achievment to be dumb enough to risk millions of civilian deaths just to push his agenda? I think not. And IF he did something truly greate I would not try to twist reality I accept reality like it is, but Trump did almost NOTHING good in all of his years in office and did many terrible or even outright insane things like withdrawing from the paris climate accord.

    • @gabrielreinalter2269
      @gabrielreinalter2269 5 лет назад

      @Jan Brady I am not turning it into something negative I am just saying it was risky I am happy nobody got hurt, but excuse me? Putting millions of lives at stacke is not a sound strategie that is why no President used it before. And what about him telling russian diplomats one of our highest ranked secrets? Shouldn't that be a red flag.

  • @endlessadventure541
    @endlessadventure541 8 лет назад +118

    This stuff would be funny if it were not so possible. Laugh now while it's legal.

    • @ronalddonahue8325
      @ronalddonahue8325 8 лет назад +2

      good lord, satire is not about to become illegal

    • @PragmaticAntithesis
      @PragmaticAntithesis 8 лет назад +3

      RIP world.

    • @Qopa
      @Qopa 8 лет назад +3

      Rip liberals who acted like a bunch of criminals, when you got both Obama and other liberals and conservatives during the inauguration.

    • @Smd249
      @Smd249 8 лет назад +3

      the whole world will be laughing at trump for the next 4 years

  • @Zbik04
    @Zbik04 8 лет назад +40

    Bethesda is going to have an easy time choosing the new fallout game location when its the entire country

    • @JackieWelles
      @JackieWelles 8 лет назад

      Zbik04 :D.... fallout 5 is coming haha

    • @raptormaster666
      @raptormaster666 8 лет назад +3

      And would you LOOK at those graphics!

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 8 лет назад

      Zbik04 Although Fallout 3 is already in Washington so...Manhattan...?

    • @Amigo21189
      @Amigo21189 8 лет назад +2

      Detroit. Wouldn't have to change a damn thing. The graphics, I hear, are gonna be amazing.

  • @LividImp
    @LividImp 8 лет назад +11

    3:36 Someone needs to make posters of that and post them all around DC.

  • @beatz04
    @beatz04 8 лет назад +13

    As i hadn't watched the inauguration concert i thought the DT walkout to "Heart Of Stone" surely was a parody fake.Turns out it wasn't.Wow.

  • @timcole-french8003
    @timcole-french8003 8 лет назад +38

    Thanks for one last laugh before the nukes start flying.

    • @borsukadam502
      @borsukadam502 6 лет назад +5

      So now you know how dumb you are right?

    • @Miranox2
      @Miranox2 4 года назад +1

      Hey are you still crazy or did you start taking your meds again?

    • @winstonchurchill3695
      @winstonchurchill3695 4 года назад +1

      Hey tim. feel dumb yet?

    • @peterdragon6367
      @peterdragon6367 4 года назад

      This comment hasn’t aged well

    • @Nathan_Jay
      @Nathan_Jay 2 года назад

      What an ironic statement

  • @tiptoptonic
    @tiptoptonic 8 лет назад +4

    I'm a Brit and this is hilariously funny and terrifying in equal measure. God Help Us All.

  • @johnlibbywelling2806
    @johnlibbywelling2806 8 лет назад +27

    With any luck the nuke codes were in one of those intelligence briefings he skipped...

    • @jacobkreifels7690
      @jacobkreifels7690 8 лет назад +1

      Libby Welling He wasn't skipping briefings, that story was proven as fake news. You people are sheep to the media...

    • @johnlibbywelling2806
      @johnlibbywelling2806 8 лет назад

      Jacob Kreifels First, lighten up dude a it's a flippant comment. What's the saying "If we didn't laugh we'd cry" Trump from his own mouth said he wasn't going to daily intelligence briefings. I don't need anyone or the media to to spin anything... it came directly from HIM.
      Trump argued for why he did not need to receive regular classified intelligence briefings on national security and foreign affairs, saying he told intelligence officials to only brief him when a situation the intelligence community is monitoring changes.
      Quote:
      "I'm, like, a smart person. I don't have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day for the next eight years," the president-elect added. "I don't need that. But I do say, 'If something should change, let us know.'"

  • @elun3027
    @elun3027 4 года назад +17

    Its 2020, we are in the COVID-19 pandemic and a recession. It feels like 10 years ago I was watching this monologue... it's been a sad time for 4 years.

    • @assassin923ck45
      @assassin923ck45 4 года назад

      At least coming out to Heart of Stone was appropriate

    • @simfer_6782
      @simfer_6782 4 года назад

      Recession? Yesterday we have biggest GDP growth im decades, you fool!

    • @elun3027
      @elun3027 4 года назад +2

      @@simfer_6782 because Trump let the economy fall so hard, any gains is goin to be big because we are coming out of a recession you fool

    • @simfer_6782
      @simfer_6782 4 года назад

      @@elun3027 Trump let the economy fall so hard? What a stupid argument... Of course economy falls when whole world is in the middle of the global pandemic! OMG... These libtards...

    • @Bunkerdwarfputin
      @Bunkerdwarfputin Год назад

      @@simfer_6782 😂😂 You made your comment a YEAR after the original comment, you fool ! 😂😂 Totally late to the party 🍾🥂🎉

  • @jasonjimerson7046
    @jasonjimerson7046 8 лет назад +3

    Having Rick Perry in charge of the Dept. of Energy is like having an arsonist be in charge of watching a warehouse full of fireworks.

  • @mr.womblordofunmercifultor190
    @mr.womblordofunmercifultor190 8 лет назад +2

    3:41 "He gotta get a new 'do!" Love how John Batiste hollers random concurrances off camera. Fucking hilarious. Love that man.

  • @yogi919
    @yogi919 8 лет назад +40

    these somber laughs, although giddy feeling, eventually turn into the hard realization that we have an uneducated country hungry to feed on the unknown and scared out of the very freedom that it fought so hard to maintain for the last 200 years... how I yearn for the wisdom of our forefathers and for what the Constitution actually stands for.......

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 8 лет назад +8

    Rick Perry thinks Uranium is an oil company since he'll be enriching it once he becomes Secretary of Energy.

  • @peter12246
    @peter12246 8 лет назад +96

    Show our military just like they do in North Korea.

    • @kylevolbrecht9255
      @kylevolbrecht9255 8 лет назад

      North Korea also has government run healthcare. Obama must be literally Kim Jong Un.

    • @peter12246
      @peter12246 8 лет назад +7

      Kyle Volbrecht So does most of Europe and Canada, they don't do military parades every month like a bunch of dictators ;)

    • @kylevolbrecht9255
      @kylevolbrecht9255 8 лет назад

      Peter Inb4 EU army. ;D
      www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/06/europe-forges-ahead-with-plans-for-eu-army/

    • @peter12246
      @peter12246 8 лет назад +4

      Kyle Volbrecht Meh, why not, they are allies and it is a real democracy as well.

    • @kylevolbrecht9255
      @kylevolbrecht9255 8 лет назад

      Peter Oh I see. So you don't disagree with open militarization, just military parades at the inauguration of a new Commander in Chief of the United States military. Gotcha. Logic man, I can't dispute it. Especially when it isn't there.

  • @alfatazer_8991
    @alfatazer_8991 8 лет назад +20

    I'm going into a self-induced coma for four years guys. Pray to God that the world isn't a vacant irradiated parking lot when I wake up...

  • @telltellyn
    @telltellyn 8 лет назад +6

    I don't want to sound like I'm panicking too much, but 2:15 actually sounded seriously frightening.

  • @D.JustinCalderon.1
    @D.JustinCalderon.1 8 лет назад +1

    The amount of shade he throw in this monologue is amazing lol. This Stephen Colbert reminds me of the Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central. One of the best episodes this season.

  • @krombopulos_michael
    @krombopulos_michael 8 лет назад +24

    How long will it take for Trump to tell us America is great again? Is it going to be once he's inaugurated or will he give it a week or what?

    • @TheHipisterDeer
      @TheHipisterDeer 8 лет назад +9

      Krombopulos Michael humm.. I give him 14 days before he gets impeached, I'll bet my bank account on it.

    • @helenpatterson3858
      @helenpatterson3858 8 лет назад +1

      Dragonk116
      So you think he was just a shill front man ?

  • @mistressofmusic21
    @mistressofmusic21 8 лет назад +69

    the beginning of the end

    • @maestrocacho
      @maestrocacho 8 лет назад +4

      Entertain Me Now Don't worry we have a strong ARMY 😉

    • @raptormaster666
      @raptormaster666 8 лет назад +3

      Ahh yes, a fine body of men, the army. I'm sure their vaporized atoms will look splendid in the wake of nuclear holocaust. :P Mixed with the atoms of the navy, the air force, the civilians, the buildings, what remains of the planet, etc, etc, etc.

    • @kylevolbrecht9255
      @kylevolbrecht9255 8 лет назад +4

      ... Of globalism in America. Yes. Yes it is.

    • @Dzordie
      @Dzordie 6 лет назад

      how's that end looking for you? does it look like lowest unemployment rate, highest GDP and higher approval rating? Cuz thats what fucking is in America right now

  • @rahulgarg5077
    @rahulgarg5077 8 лет назад +4

    this video needs a love button
    awesome

  • @sarahlanthier1727
    @sarahlanthier1727 8 лет назад +4

    I'm very scared for the world, but somehow laughing at this show helps.

  • @jackomodelede5939
    @jackomodelede5939 8 лет назад +25

    guys i am from Germany and I need to say that : good luck

    • @johnfistikis3799
      @johnfistikis3799 8 лет назад +2

      Kust keep your borders open and the immigrants flowing and you will run out of luck soon too, Hans!

    • @jackomodelede5939
      @jackomodelede5939 8 лет назад +1

      john fistikis I don't think so but we will see how run out of luck earlier man

    • @jackomodelede5939
      @jackomodelede5939 8 лет назад +1

      Douglas you say that with a president who said you need to grab her by the pussy (I don't know the exact way he said that but it was pretty much like that )

    • @abcdefg2174
      @abcdefg2174 8 лет назад

      Der Beedy The key word from that "pussy" quote was LET. If you are saying that quote is worse than thousands of rape and assault cases and a few terrorist attacks, you're fucking insane and delusional.

    • @jackomodelede5939
      @jackomodelede5939 8 лет назад

      Douglas OK my writing is bad but if you say our society gets weaker you could say that about the whole developed countries in the world we all can buy shit in supermarket I don't know in wich case you are suffering maybe you have a bad time I can't know that but Europeans are not more pussys than Americans and I still want to say that Donald Trump said sexism and racism things in his campaign and maybe we in Germany have 500-1000 criminals more but but how many people in Germany are in prisons who are no refugees I know I am 16 and I don't know much about the world you are right in that point but if you had to run away from America and you want to go to Germany (just as example ) and everybody would say :" no you can't come on you are criminal because you are from America " what would you say

  • @VampyreBassist
    @VampyreBassist Год назад +1

    Like, I know 2020 was considered the worst time in the past decade by many, but I still have flashbacks to 2016.

  • @ana.luluiza1
    @ana.luluiza1 8 лет назад +16

    DUDE THIS GUY IS SO FUNNY! WHY AM I ONLY FINDING ABOUT HIM NOW?

  • @gin3868
    @gin3868 8 лет назад +39

    If Donald Trump can be president then I can become Queen of England.

    • @imisstoronto3121
      @imisstoronto3121 8 лет назад +1

      maybe I could be Pope? I'm female and jewish, but hey if Trump could become POTUS, however ludicrously inept, petty and unqualified, I wanna be Pope.

    • @AD-jt7bd
      @AD-jt7bd 8 лет назад +2

      The Queen doesn't actually serve the same function as a President. The UK elects a Prime Minister.

    • @gin3868
      @gin3868 8 лет назад

      k, then I wanna be Putin

    • @heavymetalrybakina
      @heavymetalrybakina 8 лет назад

      Gin
      Sure you're short enough to be Putin?

    • @dawnsstar5918
      @dawnsstar5918 8 лет назад

      No, .........you can't.

  • @Isrieri
    @Isrieri 8 лет назад +2

    "They're not just in the way when I run?"
    Took me a minute!

  • @MarcoJosephCheung
    @MarcoJosephCheung 8 лет назад +11

    Apparently it could rain tomorrow, Donald would love it if it pisses down

  • @r3wturb0x51
    @r3wturb0x51 8 лет назад +28

    "Citizens, choose your slaughter house. Do you like this blue one, or how about this red one?"
    - American Democracy

  • @Lucius1958
    @Lucius1958 8 лет назад +5

    To quote Tom Lehrer:
    _"He majored in Animal Husbandry - until they caught him at it one day..."_

  • @lokenlok3114
    @lokenlok3114 8 лет назад +43

    Is that Big Brother eye on the bottom right corner?! Oh dear gawd its begun, thought crimes and room 101 here I come.

    • @themostfanciestgiraffeonyo8803
      @themostfanciestgiraffeonyo8803 8 лет назад +17

      Loken Sicarius Shhhh...War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 8 лет назад +1

      Loken Sicarius He knows too much, TAKE HIM OUT

    • @Gooberpatrol66
      @Gooberpatrol66 8 лет назад

      Loken Sicarius OMIGOD IT WAS THERE ALL ALONG

    • @bobbyb9258
      @bobbyb9258 8 лет назад +2

      "thought crimes" "Big Brother"
      Did you just describe the last 4 years with their double-think, political correctness gone mad and ""social justice"" devoid of any justice?
      Oh and btw, did you realize it got people so fed up that it helped Trump to win each stage of his campaign?
      Since 2015 Colbert has been helping Trump all along, but he will never admit that bad publicity done by someone utterly dishonnest is actually good publicity.

    • @miles3720
      @miles3720 8 лет назад

      Every week for the next four years is going to be Hate Week.

  • @gabsradience1
    @gabsradience1 8 лет назад +3

    This is soooo hilarious 😂 !! LOVE this show

  • @ericwaraujo
    @ericwaraujo 8 лет назад

    Colbert is getting even better! His voice will be remembered.

  • @livelovelaugh994
    @livelovelaugh994 8 лет назад +4

    5:15 Education....the ones who need it most want it gone 🙄

  • @klrgopher1377
    @klrgopher1377 8 лет назад +9

    I'm scared for you guys America... We're used to being Third World in SA.. It'll come as a shock but you'll eventually get used to it...

    • @Denidrakes69
      @Denidrakes69 8 лет назад +3

      That's Life Bro In lots of ways they're third world now - from minimum wage, to healthcare, to education....they force a lot of people under the poverty line who, in any other western country, wouldn't be.

    • @peterdragon6367
      @peterdragon6367 4 года назад

      This comment didn’t age well

  • @hqm9656
    @hqm9656 8 лет назад

    Daaaaaaaaaamn! Stephen Colbert with the shaaaaaaaaaade! 😂😂😂

  • @xslithsx
    @xslithsx 8 лет назад +4

    ....He's using his knowledge of Animal Husbandry to be knowledgeable of nuclear weapons?
    .....Is he Red Mage?

  • @musicforthepeople4701
    @musicforthepeople4701 8 лет назад +8

    Colbert is a genius. He is very informed about this clown.

  • @allisonavery7273
    @allisonavery7273 7 лет назад +1

    I love how Stephen always puts his air props to the side

  • @Master-Icarus
    @Master-Icarus 8 лет назад +4

    I think I'm gonna need a drink.... soon...

    • @LividImp
      @LividImp 8 лет назад +4

      I think we're all going to stay hammered for four years.

  • @NorthviewVids
    @NorthviewVids 8 лет назад +8

    some things are inevitable in life such as death and (seeing Trump's) taxes...

  • @DnewNancy
    @DnewNancy 8 лет назад +2

    This is hilarious!!!!! Thanks Stephen

  • @kjcorp154
    @kjcorp154 8 лет назад +12

    Seriously Colbert. You guys need to hire some new writers because this constant berating of Trump was funny at first but now it's been almost three months and you're still spouting the same old Trump jokes rephrased in new ways. It's gotten old.

    • @helenpatterson3858
      @helenpatterson3858 8 лет назад +7

      KJCorp15
      You need to watch something else. Trump TV should be coming soon. Cheer up.

    • @kjcorp154
      @kjcorp154 8 лет назад +5

      Helen Patterson I'm not a trump supporter, didn't even vote for him. But these jokes have been used over and over and the material is old.

    • @matildamichel3463
      @matildamichel3463 8 лет назад +7

      I like these jokes. I think they're funny and they help me cope with the horror that is our country.

    • @wakjob961
      @wakjob961 8 лет назад +3

      Horror???? Nothing has changed...yet!
      Why all the fear?
      If our country is a horror, then blame the people up to this point.

    • @MistedMind
      @MistedMind 8 лет назад +3

      KJCorp15 "But these jokes have been used over and over and the material is old."
      Sounds like the basis of every Trump speech to me :D
      "Make it great again, so great, you won't believe HOW great! Trust me, because I'm great..." xD

  • @ocorley4646
    @ocorley4646 5 лет назад +4

    Still haven't seen tax returns bro😒

  • @Siathuan
    @Siathuan 5 лет назад +2

    Heart of stone, eh?
    As a Swede, all I can say is; All makt åt Tengil!
    ("All power to Tengil!", the literally stone-hearted villain of Astrid Lindgren's story _Mio, My Mio_ .)

  • @thegoat-ishere4414
    @thegoat-ishere4414 8 лет назад +8

    Love how all these guys were the same ones laughing at Trump when he announced running for president.
    Who's laughing now?

  • @angelblackburn6345
    @angelblackburn6345 8 лет назад +2

    the inauguration was so good..

  • @boysrock7807
    @boysrock7807 8 лет назад +1

    LOL the no experience part....😂 loved it

  • @mzboombartender5289
    @mzboombartender5289 8 лет назад +4

    How could you want to get rid of the Department of Education and Energy???? who are these people??? what planet did they come from???

  • @jocelynjuarez6975
    @jocelynjuarez6975 8 лет назад +7

    R.I.P Merica

  • @AnnyPyjamas
    @AnnyPyjamas 8 лет назад

    what's the name of the song the band start playing at about 07:44?

  • @CardcaptorLiShowron
    @CardcaptorLiShowron 3 года назад +5

    And, 4 years later he is leaving office.

    • @nags435
      @nags435 3 года назад +1

      And after another 4 years hel be back

    • @CardcaptorLiShowron
      @CardcaptorLiShowron 3 года назад

      @@nags435 we’ll see. If he does run again he might lose again. If Democrats gets as many votes as they did in 2020 he’ll lose again.

    • @nags435
      @nags435 3 года назад

      @@CardcaptorLiShowron thats what msm and leftist said in 2016 ! U never knw ! Im a reply u back in 2024

  • @brightmal
    @brightmal 8 лет назад +4

    Everyone mis-understood him. He's going to make the swamp great. Its going to be a big, beautiful swamp! It'll make your head spin.

  • @BDIMisterMagic
    @BDIMisterMagic 8 лет назад

    5:02 "Texas Cattle!" LOL :)

  • @gigatywing3483
    @gigatywing3483 8 лет назад +4

    did Colbert replace David Letterman?

    • @MrBrewman95
      @MrBrewman95 8 лет назад

      Yep

    • @CouchKiwi
      @CouchKiwi 8 лет назад

      Yep

    • @gigatywing3483
      @gigatywing3483 8 лет назад

      i miss Letterman...wish he was still going through this amazing time. He would give shit to everyone. Colbert is just a dog with a bone anti-trumper and has a very punchable face

    • @bronzewolf6464
      @bronzewolf6464 8 лет назад

      Yep

    • @nunyabidness8297
      @nunyabidness8297 8 лет назад +3

      You must not miss him much if you just noticed he was gone.

  • @camelmoe1379
    @camelmoe1379 8 лет назад +3

    i'm from europe and i can not understand how everybody rejects a democratic elected president. the man is 1 day in office and everybody is bashing on him as if he has done everything wrong. first question is, isn't that biased? second question is, would everybody reacted the same way if hillary had won?

    • @bigpete4227
      @bigpete4227 8 лет назад

      CamelMoe13 screaming children aren't known for their reasoning skills.

    • @camelmoe1379
      @camelmoe1379 8 лет назад

      Big Pete come on, it's not that easy?

    • @bigpete4227
      @bigpete4227 8 лет назад +1

      I'm afraid it is. They are behaving like screaming children who won't accept reality. They seem to think if they wail and cry then they'll get what they want.

  • @gracemilliman5403
    @gracemilliman5403 8 лет назад

    I actually do love Colonial Williamsburg. A lot. My profile picture is myself history-nerding out in the middle of Colonial Williamsburg. The bookstore there is absolute heaven, not to mention the amazing living history museum and exhibits!

  • @sreddi83
    @sreddi83 8 лет назад +3

    I wonder if anyone has seen RWBY because this sort of scenario played out exactly in Season 2 + 3. Ironwood showing off his Atlas military

  • @MrPilgrim
    @MrPilgrim 2 года назад +3

    Wait did trump just admit to being behind January 6th before he even took office

  • @lhl2500
    @lhl2500 8 лет назад +2

    Ahh yes.... The live reenactment of "Idiocracy". It's a great show. The greatest. It'll win everything. Bigly.

  • @glennasmith9382
    @glennasmith9382 8 лет назад +4

    Trump is the highest paid stand up comedian...sorry Colbert

  • @alanthestig1
    @alanthestig1 8 лет назад +6

    Oh we are so very very fucked...

    • @blackhazzee
      @blackhazzee 8 лет назад

      Alan Lo mmmmmmhmmmmmm sure

  • @thequestion1357
    @thequestion1357 8 лет назад +1

    3:37 Hey look Stephen actully improved Trump's look.

  • @thomaspilkington6390
    @thomaspilkington6390 8 лет назад +4

    All the dislikes are trumps supporters...

  • @RTC1655
    @RTC1655 8 лет назад +4

    Show the military..Yep, that's page 1 from "How to be a dictator 101".
    Good luck USA (and World, I guess)

  • @Poloprodemocracy
    @Poloprodemocracy 8 лет назад

    Awesome, share this alot

  • @bgcm1995
    @bgcm1995 8 лет назад +5

    So basically... we're all gonna die? Fucking finally

    • @TheHipisterDeer
      @TheHipisterDeer 8 лет назад +1

      lakes Yep, pretty much say goodbye to all your loved ones as you are still alive right now. Then we must prepare for seppuku, I ain't going to die under this guy.... I'll do it with my own hands.

  • @pjninja9546
    @pjninja9546 8 лет назад +3

    I feel like comedy and humour takes away the sting that these messages should have and makes progressives and liberals complacent about what needs to be done. I really wish Steven Colbert, Samantha Bee, John Oliver and Bill Maher would do serious shows that rip into the conservative bullsh*t politicians who talk about abolishing institutions which they don't even know the functions of. These conservative politicians are so f*cking stupid but nobody calls them out brutally without adding a joke and laughter at the end and as soon as you add that bit of humour, progressives and liberals pass it off as a joke and don't mobilize to tear this a**holes down. The conservative media does this really well, they have O'Reilly, Hannity, Fox & Friends, Megyn Kelly and a whole lot more - all doing serious programs that really deliver the sting and keeps conservative voters highly motivated to take action.

    • @OlOleander
      @OlOleander 8 лет назад

      PJNinja Agreed.

    • @helenanilsson5666
      @helenanilsson5666 8 лет назад +1

      But they are comedians. They choose to be comedians. If they didn't want to crack jokes they would not be working in that business today.
      You don't want to see them do comedy? Then don't watch a video of them hosting their respective shows, they aren't going to change their careers because someone with the username "PJNinja" made a comment on youtube.

    • @PragmaticAntithesis
      @PragmaticAntithesis 8 лет назад

      We need a left wing joke party, so the rightists lose their caring.

    • @SeanUCF
      @SeanUCF 8 лет назад +1

      I agree, but I would say that Mahr and to a lesser extent Oliver do manage to give pretty scathing remarks to the dumb shit conservatives that deserve it w/out jokes occasionally.

  • @projectedreality5048
    @projectedreality5048 8 лет назад +2

    Rick Perry started wearing glasses to look smarter.

  • @daboys1215
    @daboys1215 8 лет назад +3

    No experience, huh? Sounds like Obama who was just a community organizer.

    • @chrisrichmond1941
      @chrisrichmond1941 8 лет назад

      Funny how we keep hearing he was 'just a community organizer'. Guess you never read his CV, like you never read his birth certificate.
      "He was a community organizer, civil-rights lawyer and teacher before pursuing a political career. He was elected to the Illinois State Senate in 1996 and to the U.S. Senate in 2004."

    • @daboys1215
      @daboys1215 8 лет назад

      Just a community organizer

  • @pyros411
    @pyros411 8 лет назад +4

    Apparently, people find this guy funny.

    • @THE_CHOAS_ENGINE
      @THE_CHOAS_ENGINE 8 лет назад

      this is the only place where "they" can go to gather on youtube.... so at this point we have about.... 18,237 people that are anti trump... out off a country of like... 400 million or whatever... well, so much for the "Majority" on the internet... Trump rules the internet because quite honestly the truther anti establishment movement was BORN on the net... I don't know ANY establishment internet shows like Alex Jones or Michael Rivero etc on Trumps side... right?

  • @BeanieNinjay0
    @BeanieNinjay0 8 лет назад +1

    We replaced a nuclear physicist with someone who studied animal husbandry to be in control of our nuclear arsenal? Sad.

  • @samcostin7586
    @samcostin7586 8 лет назад +4

    this guy was a loner when he was at school.

  • @colebybee3885
    @colebybee3885 8 лет назад +3

    trump forever

  • @revolution51
    @revolution51 8 лет назад

    I do not agree with Colbert's take on the election, but I have always enjoyed his great sense of humor.

  • @chelseasaunders212
    @chelseasaunders212 8 лет назад

    Woo! I love Colbert.

  • @devochkadee
    @devochkadee 8 лет назад +1

    love Ron Paul's reaction lol

  • @casualdavid3321
    @casualdavid3321 8 лет назад +2

    I'm so happy for my new President

  • @FinesseWizard
    @FinesseWizard 8 лет назад

    These types of show are only there to drain people's rage and transform it into laughter. For God sake, take your hands out of your pockets.

  • @Yokoshima333
    @Yokoshima333 8 лет назад +2

    Such a great day, not just for America, but for the world. MAGA!

    • @kalyanim1740
      @kalyanim1740 8 лет назад +1

      Yokoshima That's true. At least the rest of the world was entertained by how badly America messed up

    • @Yokoshima333
      @Yokoshima333 8 лет назад

      +AmazingPhan
      You gave into paranoid delusions telling you he was homophobic, xenophobic, etc. because you couldn't be bothered to look into these claims yourself. Now the idiots of the world are fearful of their self made boogeyman. Like it or not, the world as a whole will start to get better. Laugh, cry, scream. None of it will matter. If your an American, he is your President.
      But over the next few years when you are proved that you were mislead and lied to, if you have any self respect, you should own up to it.

  • @aliceyong2809
    @aliceyong2809 8 лет назад

    Stephen Colbert is so funny, a very talented comedian!

  • @speedsk8trtay
    @speedsk8trtay 8 лет назад

    lol stephen always throws the perfect amount of shade

  • @MidNightStudiosFilms
    @MidNightStudiosFilms 8 лет назад

    5:22 Ron Paul's expression is priceless. Miss Ron Paul

  • @rahc57
    @rahc57 8 лет назад

    love you Steve!

  • @mohammadjavadmonjezi
    @mohammadjavadmonjezi Год назад

    6:28 who invited Jared Leto's Joker? lmao 😂