My Videos it's ok to be salty but Canadians didn't flood the American immigration system and crashed it when our pretty boy got elected.....good luck with your orange president 🤗
I remember seeing Obama win the election in 08. Even as a kid I understood it was a big deal. It's been a privilege to grow up with him as POTUS, to grow my political knowledge and passion so that by the time he left office, I could be truly, deeply saddened. From the bottom of my heart, Thanks Obama.
One day you will grow up to be an adult with a great job and a family. You will then see the error of your ways and stop voting for socialism and communism
Lego Insomniac I've seen everything since the Eisenhower administration. I've seen good presidents and bad. Obama was one of the good ones. Let me join you in saying, Thanks Obama! Now brace for impact!
Damn 8 years went by so quickly. I remember when Obama got elected like it was yesterday. I was 13 and playing Maplestory, selling items in the market place. I was with my guild as well, and I remember spamming those bubble things about his win. Those were the good days.
ya I remember when people were acually happy that Obama took office for the first time.... the second time a little less so... but trump? um... ya no one is really happy with this, they are more like worried.
Wait... They're actually moving the responsibility for the nuclear arsenal from a nuclear physicist to a man who didn't even know it would be his responsibility?
Blob Loblaw No, we are giving control of an extremely technical position to a guy who FAILED math and science and wears glasses "to look smart". See, Ernest Muniz, you really did waste your life!
***** You are paying for it. Your health insurance is deducted from your salary. You are just paying the state fund (NHS) instead of a private insurance fund.
Since people don't get left dying in the streets you pay for it anyway, except through broader tax budgets. Since this isn't wartime Liberia. So eliminating dividends paid out in otherwise private healthcare eliminates about 80% of operating cost historically, which would otherwise be a profit margin paying out shareholders.
Tradition dictates that after being sworn in, the song _Hail to the Chief_ is played for the new president. In light of recent events, that classic song will be replaced today with the more appropriate _From Russia With Love_.
Sweet!!! We all get to say which of the 50 districts we each live in!!! ( ... And get to guess which will be the first to be carpet bombed out of existence!)
Amon Ra the Bible continuously implies that god has as much control over mankind as a Kim Jon un has over the politics of America. He's just kind of a jerk with too much physical power. There's not much he does to be worthy of a "hail" besides sending his son to be brutally murdered by humans "for the forgiveness of our sins" even then, god could have just forgave us without causing all the suffering, or just moved on. In addition to that, god's practically a socialist based on the actions he took while supposedly incarnate as Jesus, so you (I'd imagine) being an extreme capitalist probably wouldn't want god anyways
Animal Husbandry...Animal...fucking...husbandry?! What the fuck is Trump doing to your country?! The new head of the EPA is an oil-tout, the new Ambassador to the U.K. is an executive from the N.Y. Jets, and now this...?!?! What the fuck is going on...seriously. Whatever happens to the U.S. affects the whole world, and this is scaring the crap out of me...
We elected someone who was willing to put the interests of American citizens and the constitutional values of the United States first instead of upholding a communist agenda? It's not that hard to understand.
@@kylevolbrecht9255 Put the one percent and himself first you meant, and what communist propaganda it sounds pretty fascist to say that to democratic socialist policys.
@@kylevolbrecht9255 Preisdent Donald Trump has not done anything well and the fact that he doesn't belive in climate change alone makes him a bad president. And could you please define communism? And no I am not a bot try to come up with a questions that a simple programm would fail to answer.
I hope Donald Trump takes this job serious and know that running a country is not a reality show our life as a country is in his hands Lord help us 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
@Jan Brady Yeah right Trump gambeled and won. North Korea could have fired those nukes but Trumps got lucky and nobody was killed. Is it really a achievment to be dumb enough to risk millions of civilian deaths just to push his agenda? I think not. And IF he did something truly greate I would not try to twist reality I accept reality like it is, but Trump did almost NOTHING good in all of his years in office and did many terrible or even outright insane things like withdrawing from the paris climate accord.
@Jan Brady I am not turning it into something negative I am just saying it was risky I am happy nobody got hurt, but excuse me? Putting millions of lives at stacke is not a sound strategie that is why no President used it before. And what about him telling russian diplomats one of our highest ranked secrets? Shouldn't that be a red flag.
Jacob Kreifels First, lighten up dude a it's a flippant comment. What's the saying "If we didn't laugh we'd cry" Trump from his own mouth said he wasn't going to daily intelligence briefings. I don't need anyone or the media to to spin anything... it came directly from HIM. Trump argued for why he did not need to receive regular classified intelligence briefings on national security and foreign affairs, saying he told intelligence officials to only brief him when a situation the intelligence community is monitoring changes. Quote: "I'm, like, a smart person. I don't have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day for the next eight years," the president-elect added. "I don't need that. But I do say, 'If something should change, let us know.'"
Its 2020, we are in the COVID-19 pandemic and a recession. It feels like 10 years ago I was watching this monologue... it's been a sad time for 4 years.
@@elun3027 Trump let the economy fall so hard? What a stupid argument... Of course economy falls when whole world is in the middle of the global pandemic! OMG... These libtards...
these somber laughs, although giddy feeling, eventually turn into the hard realization that we have an uneducated country hungry to feed on the unknown and scared out of the very freedom that it fought so hard to maintain for the last 200 years... how I yearn for the wisdom of our forefathers and for what the Constitution actually stands for.......
Peter Oh I see. So you don't disagree with open militarization, just military parades at the inauguration of a new Commander in Chief of the United States military. Gotcha. Logic man, I can't dispute it. Especially when it isn't there.
The amount of shade he throw in this monologue is amazing lol. This Stephen Colbert reminds me of the Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central. One of the best episodes this season.
Ahh yes, a fine body of men, the army. I'm sure their vaporized atoms will look splendid in the wake of nuclear holocaust. :P Mixed with the atoms of the navy, the air force, the civilians, the buildings, what remains of the planet, etc, etc, etc.
how's that end looking for you? does it look like lowest unemployment rate, highest GDP and higher approval rating? Cuz thats what fucking is in America right now
Douglas you say that with a president who said you need to grab her by the pussy (I don't know the exact way he said that but it was pretty much like that )
Der Beedy The key word from that "pussy" quote was LET. If you are saying that quote is worse than thousands of rape and assault cases and a few terrorist attacks, you're fucking insane and delusional.
Douglas OK my writing is bad but if you say our society gets weaker you could say that about the whole developed countries in the world we all can buy shit in supermarket I don't know in wich case you are suffering maybe you have a bad time I can't know that but Europeans are not more pussys than Americans and I still want to say that Donald Trump said sexism and racism things in his campaign and maybe we in Germany have 500-1000 criminals more but but how many people in Germany are in prisons who are no refugees I know I am 16 and I don't know much about the world you are right in that point but if you had to run away from America and you want to go to Germany (just as example ) and everybody would say :" no you can't come on you are criminal because you are from America " what would you say
"thought crimes" "Big Brother" Did you just describe the last 4 years with their double-think, political correctness gone mad and ""social justice"" devoid of any justice? Oh and btw, did you realize it got people so fed up that it helped Trump to win each stage of his campaign? Since 2015 Colbert has been helping Trump all along, but he will never admit that bad publicity done by someone utterly dishonnest is actually good publicity.
That's Life Bro In lots of ways they're third world now - from minimum wage, to healthcare, to education....they force a lot of people under the poverty line who, in any other western country, wouldn't be.
Seriously Colbert. You guys need to hire some new writers because this constant berating of Trump was funny at first but now it's been almost three months and you're still spouting the same old Trump jokes rephrased in new ways. It's gotten old.
KJCorp15 "But these jokes have been used over and over and the material is old." Sounds like the basis of every Trump speech to me :D "Make it great again, so great, you won't believe HOW great! Trust me, because I'm great..." xD
Heart of stone, eh? As a Swede, all I can say is; All makt åt Tengil! ("All power to Tengil!", the literally stone-hearted villain of Astrid Lindgren's story _Mio, My Mio_ .)
i miss Letterman...wish he was still going through this amazing time. He would give shit to everyone. Colbert is just a dog with a bone anti-trumper and has a very punchable face
i'm from europe and i can not understand how everybody rejects a democratic elected president. the man is 1 day in office and everybody is bashing on him as if he has done everything wrong. first question is, isn't that biased? second question is, would everybody reacted the same way if hillary had won?
I'm afraid it is. They are behaving like screaming children who won't accept reality. They seem to think if they wail and cry then they'll get what they want.
I actually do love Colonial Williamsburg. A lot. My profile picture is myself history-nerding out in the middle of Colonial Williamsburg. The bookstore there is absolute heaven, not to mention the amazing living history museum and exhibits!
lakes Yep, pretty much say goodbye to all your loved ones as you are still alive right now. Then we must prepare for seppuku, I ain't going to die under this guy.... I'll do it with my own hands.
I feel like comedy and humour takes away the sting that these messages should have and makes progressives and liberals complacent about what needs to be done. I really wish Steven Colbert, Samantha Bee, John Oliver and Bill Maher would do serious shows that rip into the conservative bullsh*t politicians who talk about abolishing institutions which they don't even know the functions of. These conservative politicians are so f*cking stupid but nobody calls them out brutally without adding a joke and laughter at the end and as soon as you add that bit of humour, progressives and liberals pass it off as a joke and don't mobilize to tear this a**holes down. The conservative media does this really well, they have O'Reilly, Hannity, Fox & Friends, Megyn Kelly and a whole lot more - all doing serious programs that really deliver the sting and keeps conservative voters highly motivated to take action.
But they are comedians. They choose to be comedians. If they didn't want to crack jokes they would not be working in that business today. You don't want to see them do comedy? Then don't watch a video of them hosting their respective shows, they aren't going to change their careers because someone with the username "PJNinja" made a comment on youtube.
I agree, but I would say that Mahr and to a lesser extent Oliver do manage to give pretty scathing remarks to the dumb shit conservatives that deserve it w/out jokes occasionally.
Funny how we keep hearing he was 'just a community organizer'. Guess you never read his CV, like you never read his birth certificate. "He was a community organizer, civil-rights lawyer and teacher before pursuing a political career. He was elected to the Illinois State Senate in 1996 and to the U.S. Senate in 2004."
this is the only place where "they" can go to gather on youtube.... so at this point we have about.... 18,237 people that are anti trump... out off a country of like... 400 million or whatever... well, so much for the "Majority" on the internet... Trump rules the internet because quite honestly the truther anti establishment movement was BORN on the net... I don't know ANY establishment internet shows like Alex Jones or Michael Rivero etc on Trumps side... right?
+AmazingPhan You gave into paranoid delusions telling you he was homophobic, xenophobic, etc. because you couldn't be bothered to look into these claims yourself. Now the idiots of the world are fearful of their self made boogeyman. Like it or not, the world as a whole will start to get better. Laugh, cry, scream. None of it will matter. If your an American, he is your President. But over the next few years when you are proved that you were mislead and lied to, if you have any self respect, you should own up to it.
just a Canadian eating popcorn watching the US comedy special
Amber Locked I'm not doing anything I'm here to watch you guys crash and burn while laughing..have fun while the us implodes
DFluent Same, I'm Canadian too. This is going to be hilarious! 😂😂😂
Australian - I'd never taken an interest in US politics before, now I can't get enough of it.
hey canuck read up on warplan red! hehe
My Videos it's ok to be salty but Canadians didn't flood the American immigration system and crashed it when our pretty boy got elected.....good luck with your orange president 🤗
I remember seeing Obama win the election in 08. Even as a kid I understood it was a big deal. It's been a privilege to grow up with him as POTUS, to grow my political knowledge and passion so that by the time he left office, I could be truly, deeply saddened. From the bottom of my heart, Thanks Obama.
One day you will grow up to be an adult with a great job and a family. You will then see the error of your ways and stop voting for socialism and communism
Redwhite&blue Buckslayer Yes, and start voting for facism and racism....right? Republican dumbass!
Lego Insomniac I've seen everything since the Eisenhower administration. I've seen good presidents and bad. Obama was one of the good ones. Let me join you in saying, Thanks Obama! Now brace for impact!
Jeffrey Hinkle you must be the tolerant left i always hear about
Bernadette Hurst Absolutely agree...here's to a great 8 years...and God only knows what's gonna happen now. :(
Stephen Colbert has kept me sane for months!!!
Damn 8 years went by so quickly. I remember when Obama got elected like it was yesterday. I was 13 and playing Maplestory, selling items in the market place. I was with my guild as well, and I remember spamming those bubble things about his win. Those were the good days.
Adam Tak lmao
Adam Tak i was like 10 or 11 playing halo 3
Adam Tak you still maple? they have 5th job now
I was 17 playing LittleBigPlanet when they announced the results. It came out like a week before election day.
ya I remember when people were acually happy that Obama took office for the first time.... the second time a little less so... but trump? um... ya no one is really happy with this, they are more like worried.
Wait... They're actually moving the responsibility for the nuclear arsenal from a nuclear physicist to a man who didn't even know it would be his responsibility?
Yes. That is reality now.
Yeah. CEOs and idiots running USA. This will be more exciting than Christmas morning.
Blob Loblaw basically he will "accidently" push the big red button for "curiosity".
Huh, I didn't know there was a car in here. * turns ignition *
Blob Loblaw No, we are giving control of an extremely technical position to a guy who FAILED math and science and wears glasses "to look smart". See, Ernest Muniz, you really did waste your life!
Just a Swede eating popcorn watching the US comedy special
Just be sure to use butter and not bacon grease, as it is not halal... you don't want the Prophet (PBUH) to be angry with you.
***** You are paying for it. Your health insurance is deducted from your salary. You are just paying the state fund (NHS) instead of a private insurance fund.
I live in Italy and I'm ok with paying a small tax for universal healthcare for everyone, cause access to healthcare is a human right.
fabedavid
Just coz you wanna pay it doesn't mean everyone wants to.
Typical egocentric libtard.
Since people don't get left dying in the streets you pay for it anyway, except through broader tax budgets. Since this isn't wartime Liberia. So eliminating dividends paid out in otherwise private healthcare eliminates about 80% of operating cost historically, which would otherwise be a profit margin paying out shareholders.
Tradition dictates that after being sworn in, the song _Hail to the Chief_ is played for the new president. In light of recent events, that classic song will be replaced today with the more appropriate _From Russia With Love_.
LOL!
fidorover OMG.
Putin' on the Ritz
fidorover no it won't but ok
I would say to Trump: "FEEL THE BURN" since he is getting some lovin' from Putin
Hungry for Power Games tomorrow
Sweet!!! We all get to say which of the 50 districts we each live in!!!
( ... And get to guess which will be the first to be carpet bombed out of existence!)
no he said he doesn't go to work till monday
he didn't do it for hillary tho
DPowered Smith since president have weekends also XD and office hours hahaha
ikr
Oh past Stephen. There’s so much you don’t know. Laugh while you can.
right? i’ve been watching old colbert and trevor noah. i miss the good old days of being able to laugh about trump *maybe* being a dictator
We all knew it would be bad when this video came out, little did we know it would get THIS BAD!!
it got worse bud.
I cannot wait for the Hunger Games to begin hope my district wins!
I'd watch that. 50 men and 50 women trying to kill each other without guns. On TV. Awesome !
i'm upset colbert never did the final Hungry for Power games segment
Callan Gray That would actually be pretty cool for at least a little while. Whatever state has Michael Phelps is going to win this year.
A O It really is a good YA novel name.
Callan Gray Screw the Hunger Games, we're getting the Purge.
*I bet Trumpanzee is attacking someone on Twitter as we watch this video.*
David Reyes How original
Harambe was a better choice.
David Reyes TRUMPANZEE XD HOLY SHIT
What is this your 5th time posting this
Amon Ra the Bible continuously implies that god has as much control over mankind as a Kim Jon un has over the politics of America. He's just kind of a jerk with too much physical power. There's not much he does to be worthy of a "hail" besides sending his son to be brutally murdered by humans "for the forgiveness of our sins" even then, god could have just forgave us without causing all the suffering, or just moved on. In addition to that, god's practically a socialist based on the actions he took while supposedly incarnate as Jesus, so you (I'd imagine) being an extreme capitalist probably wouldn't want god anyways
Animal Husbandry...Animal...fucking...husbandry?!
What the fuck is Trump doing to your country?! The new head of the EPA is an oil-tout, the new Ambassador to the U.K. is an executive from the N.Y. Jets, and now this...?!?!
What the fuck is going on...seriously. Whatever happens to the U.S. affects the whole world, and this is scaring the crap out of me...
I still can't believe this is happening
What have you done America?
We elected someone who was willing to put the interests of American citizens and the constitutional values of the United States first instead of upholding a communist agenda? It's not that hard to understand.
Kyle Volbrecht the 'communist agenda' seems to be what the majority of people want
@@kylevolbrecht9255 Put the one percent and himself first you meant, and what communist propaganda it sounds pretty fascist to say that to democratic socialist policys.
@@kylevolbrecht9255 Preisdent Donald Trump has not done anything well and the fact that he doesn't belive in climate change alone makes him a bad president. And could you please define communism? And no I am not a bot try to come up with a questions that a simple programm would fail to answer.
I wonder how long until Pence becomes the 46th president.
This Saturday
Bad Hombre current bet is within six months
Bad Hombre very soon, I am certain he is going to sabotage trump secretly
Unofficially, starting Friday. Officially, inside a year
I'm betting by September. After enjoying his holiday, president manchild doesn't wanna go back to school and decides to have a longer vacation.
I hope Donald Trump takes this job serious and know that running a country is not a reality show our life as a country is in his hands Lord help us 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
seriously* watch your adverbs, dude
amjan bye Felicia
*Sees people praying*
Guys, stop breaking the fourth wall, it's rude.
Andrew Smith thank you for your opinion but you can't tell me what to do! I pray when I want too.
Blessed1959 Blessed1959
OK. I will not preach.
Oligarch run government incoming for Murica. Good luck
It's already an oligarchy, the democracy part is just an illusion, the rich run everthing ;)
Crazy 88 its always been this way. hell, adjust george washingtons net worth when he died for inflation and its around 600 million.
+Mihai Sichim yes, Comrade, we all Americans now see how bad democracy was. We now get behind strong leader. Is good!
Tom Self'; We live in a Constitutional Republic. Pure Democracy does not work .
Crazy 88 Because we didn't have that before? People like you are what's wrong with this country. Low information, pseudo intellectual.
I still feel like we are being punked.
dirty bitch punked hasnt been on tv for like 10 years now fuck off
CUZC0M Seriously do better, be better
@Jan Brady Yeah he mest all chances up, climate change, Iran deal, china, Hong Kong you name it he messed it up.
@Jan Brady Yeah right Trump gambeled and won. North Korea could have fired those nukes but Trumps got lucky and nobody was killed. Is it really a achievment to be dumb enough to risk millions of civilian deaths just to push his agenda? I think not. And IF he did something truly greate I would not try to twist reality I accept reality like it is, but Trump did almost NOTHING good in all of his years in office and did many terrible or even outright insane things like withdrawing from the paris climate accord.
@Jan Brady I am not turning it into something negative I am just saying it was risky I am happy nobody got hurt, but excuse me? Putting millions of lives at stacke is not a sound strategie that is why no President used it before. And what about him telling russian diplomats one of our highest ranked secrets? Shouldn't that be a red flag.
This stuff would be funny if it were not so possible. Laugh now while it's legal.
good lord, satire is not about to become illegal
RIP world.
Rip liberals who acted like a bunch of criminals, when you got both Obama and other liberals and conservatives during the inauguration.
the whole world will be laughing at trump for the next 4 years
Bethesda is going to have an easy time choosing the new fallout game location when its the entire country
Zbik04 :D.... fallout 5 is coming haha
And would you LOOK at those graphics!
Zbik04 Although Fallout 3 is already in Washington so...Manhattan...?
Detroit. Wouldn't have to change a damn thing. The graphics, I hear, are gonna be amazing.
3:36 Someone needs to make posters of that and post them all around DC.
As i hadn't watched the inauguration concert i thought the DT walkout to "Heart Of Stone" surely was a parody fake.Turns out it wasn't.Wow.
Thanks for one last laugh before the nukes start flying.
So now you know how dumb you are right?
Hey are you still crazy or did you start taking your meds again?
Hey tim. feel dumb yet?
This comment hasn’t aged well
What an ironic statement
I'm a Brit and this is hilariously funny and terrifying in equal measure. God Help Us All.
With any luck the nuke codes were in one of those intelligence briefings he skipped...
Libby Welling He wasn't skipping briefings, that story was proven as fake news. You people are sheep to the media...
Jacob Kreifels First, lighten up dude a it's a flippant comment. What's the saying "If we didn't laugh we'd cry" Trump from his own mouth said he wasn't going to daily intelligence briefings. I don't need anyone or the media to to spin anything... it came directly from HIM.
Trump argued for why he did not need to receive regular classified intelligence briefings on national security and foreign affairs, saying he told intelligence officials to only brief him when a situation the intelligence community is monitoring changes.
Quote:
"I'm, like, a smart person. I don't have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day for the next eight years," the president-elect added. "I don't need that. But I do say, 'If something should change, let us know.'"
Its 2020, we are in the COVID-19 pandemic and a recession. It feels like 10 years ago I was watching this monologue... it's been a sad time for 4 years.
At least coming out to Heart of Stone was appropriate
Recession? Yesterday we have biggest GDP growth im decades, you fool!
@@simfer_6782 because Trump let the economy fall so hard, any gains is goin to be big because we are coming out of a recession you fool
@@elun3027 Trump let the economy fall so hard? What a stupid argument... Of course economy falls when whole world is in the middle of the global pandemic! OMG... These libtards...
@@simfer_6782 😂😂 You made your comment a YEAR after the original comment, you fool ! 😂😂 Totally late to the party 🍾🥂🎉
Having Rick Perry in charge of the Dept. of Energy is like having an arsonist be in charge of watching a warehouse full of fireworks.
3:41 "He gotta get a new 'do!" Love how John Batiste hollers random concurrances off camera. Fucking hilarious. Love that man.
“…He gotta go the barber” 😂😂😂
these somber laughs, although giddy feeling, eventually turn into the hard realization that we have an uneducated country hungry to feed on the unknown and scared out of the very freedom that it fought so hard to maintain for the last 200 years... how I yearn for the wisdom of our forefathers and for what the Constitution actually stands for.......
Rick Perry thinks Uranium is an oil company since he'll be enriching it once he becomes Secretary of Energy.
Show our military just like they do in North Korea.
North Korea also has government run healthcare. Obama must be literally Kim Jong Un.
Kyle Volbrecht So does most of Europe and Canada, they don't do military parades every month like a bunch of dictators ;)
Peter Inb4 EU army. ;D
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/06/europe-forges-ahead-with-plans-for-eu-army/
Kyle Volbrecht Meh, why not, they are allies and it is a real democracy as well.
Peter Oh I see. So you don't disagree with open militarization, just military parades at the inauguration of a new Commander in Chief of the United States military. Gotcha. Logic man, I can't dispute it. Especially when it isn't there.
I'm going into a self-induced coma for four years guys. Pray to God that the world isn't a vacant irradiated parking lot when I wake up...
usaid alfatih don't you worry our president John Henry Eden will take care of us.
Already on it!
I don't want to sound like I'm panicking too much, but 2:15 actually sounded seriously frightening.
nextpkfr yeah I hope it's all talk.
The amount of shade he throw in this monologue is amazing lol. This Stephen Colbert reminds me of the Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central. One of the best episodes this season.
How long will it take for Trump to tell us America is great again? Is it going to be once he's inaugurated or will he give it a week or what?
Krombopulos Michael humm.. I give him 14 days before he gets impeached, I'll bet my bank account on it.
Dragonk116
So you think he was just a shill front man ?
the beginning of the end
Entertain Me Now Don't worry we have a strong ARMY 😉
Ahh yes, a fine body of men, the army. I'm sure their vaporized atoms will look splendid in the wake of nuclear holocaust. :P Mixed with the atoms of the navy, the air force, the civilians, the buildings, what remains of the planet, etc, etc, etc.
... Of globalism in America. Yes. Yes it is.
how's that end looking for you? does it look like lowest unemployment rate, highest GDP and higher approval rating? Cuz thats what fucking is in America right now
this video needs a love button
awesome
I'm very scared for the world, but somehow laughing at this show helps.
guys i am from Germany and I need to say that : good luck
Kust keep your borders open and the immigrants flowing and you will run out of luck soon too, Hans!
john fistikis I don't think so but we will see how run out of luck earlier man
Douglas you say that with a president who said you need to grab her by the pussy (I don't know the exact way he said that but it was pretty much like that )
Der Beedy The key word from that "pussy" quote was LET. If you are saying that quote is worse than thousands of rape and assault cases and a few terrorist attacks, you're fucking insane and delusional.
Douglas OK my writing is bad but if you say our society gets weaker you could say that about the whole developed countries in the world we all can buy shit in supermarket I don't know in wich case you are suffering maybe you have a bad time I can't know that but Europeans are not more pussys than Americans and I still want to say that Donald Trump said sexism and racism things in his campaign and maybe we in Germany have 500-1000 criminals more but but how many people in Germany are in prisons who are no refugees I know I am 16 and I don't know much about the world you are right in that point but if you had to run away from America and you want to go to Germany (just as example ) and everybody would say :" no you can't come on you are criminal because you are from America " what would you say
Like, I know 2020 was considered the worst time in the past decade by many, but I still have flashbacks to 2016.
DUDE THIS GUY IS SO FUNNY! WHY AM I ONLY FINDING ABOUT HIM NOW?
i don't
@@jasonhann8891 Then what are you doing here?
If Donald Trump can be president then I can become Queen of England.
maybe I could be Pope? I'm female and jewish, but hey if Trump could become POTUS, however ludicrously inept, petty and unqualified, I wanna be Pope.
The Queen doesn't actually serve the same function as a President. The UK elects a Prime Minister.
k, then I wanna be Putin
Gin
Sure you're short enough to be Putin?
No, .........you can't.
"They're not just in the way when I run?"
Took me a minute!
Apparently it could rain tomorrow, Donald would love it if it pisses down
"Citizens, choose your slaughter house. Do you like this blue one, or how about this red one?"
- American Democracy
To quote Tom Lehrer:
_"He majored in Animal Husbandry - until they caught him at it one day..."_
Is that Big Brother eye on the bottom right corner?! Oh dear gawd its begun, thought crimes and room 101 here I come.
Loken Sicarius Shhhh...War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.
Loken Sicarius He knows too much, TAKE HIM OUT
Loken Sicarius OMIGOD IT WAS THERE ALL ALONG
"thought crimes" "Big Brother"
Did you just describe the last 4 years with their double-think, political correctness gone mad and ""social justice"" devoid of any justice?
Oh and btw, did you realize it got people so fed up that it helped Trump to win each stage of his campaign?
Since 2015 Colbert has been helping Trump all along, but he will never admit that bad publicity done by someone utterly dishonnest is actually good publicity.
Every week for the next four years is going to be Hate Week.
This is soooo hilarious 😂 !! LOVE this show
Colbert is getting even better! His voice will be remembered.
5:15 Education....the ones who need it most want it gone 🙄
I'm scared for you guys America... We're used to being Third World in SA.. It'll come as a shock but you'll eventually get used to it...
That's Life Bro In lots of ways they're third world now - from minimum wage, to healthcare, to education....they force a lot of people under the poverty line who, in any other western country, wouldn't be.
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Daaaaaaaaaamn! Stephen Colbert with the shaaaaaaaaaade! 😂😂😂
....He's using his knowledge of Animal Husbandry to be knowledgeable of nuclear weapons?
.....Is he Red Mage?
Colbert is a genius. He is very informed about this clown.
I love how Stephen always puts his air props to the side
I think I'm gonna need a drink.... soon...
I think we're all going to stay hammered for four years.
some things are inevitable in life such as death and (seeing Trump's) taxes...
This is hilarious!!!!! Thanks Stephen
Seriously Colbert. You guys need to hire some new writers because this constant berating of Trump was funny at first but now it's been almost three months and you're still spouting the same old Trump jokes rephrased in new ways. It's gotten old.
KJCorp15
You need to watch something else. Trump TV should be coming soon. Cheer up.
Helen Patterson I'm not a trump supporter, didn't even vote for him. But these jokes have been used over and over and the material is old.
I like these jokes. I think they're funny and they help me cope with the horror that is our country.
Horror???? Nothing has changed...yet!
Why all the fear?
If our country is a horror, then blame the people up to this point.
KJCorp15 "But these jokes have been used over and over and the material is old."
Sounds like the basis of every Trump speech to me :D
"Make it great again, so great, you won't believe HOW great! Trust me, because I'm great..." xD
Still haven't seen tax returns bro😒
Heart of stone, eh?
As a Swede, all I can say is; All makt åt Tengil!
("All power to Tengil!", the literally stone-hearted villain of Astrid Lindgren's story _Mio, My Mio_ .)
Love how all these guys were the same ones laughing at Trump when he announced running for president.
Who's laughing now?
the inauguration was so good..
LOL the no experience part....😂 loved it
How could you want to get rid of the Department of Education and Energy???? who are these people??? what planet did they come from???
R.I.P Merica
Who's Merica?
what's the name of the song the band start playing at about 07:44?
And, 4 years later he is leaving office.
And after another 4 years hel be back
@@nags435 we’ll see. If he does run again he might lose again. If Democrats gets as many votes as they did in 2020 he’ll lose again.
@@CardcaptorLiShowron thats what msm and leftist said in 2016 ! U never knw ! Im a reply u back in 2024
Everyone mis-understood him. He's going to make the swamp great. Its going to be a big, beautiful swamp! It'll make your head spin.
5:02 "Texas Cattle!" LOL :)
did Colbert replace David Letterman?
Yep
Yep
i miss Letterman...wish he was still going through this amazing time. He would give shit to everyone. Colbert is just a dog with a bone anti-trumper and has a very punchable face
Yep
You must not miss him much if you just noticed he was gone.
i'm from europe and i can not understand how everybody rejects a democratic elected president. the man is 1 day in office and everybody is bashing on him as if he has done everything wrong. first question is, isn't that biased? second question is, would everybody reacted the same way if hillary had won?
CamelMoe13 screaming children aren't known for their reasoning skills.
Big Pete come on, it's not that easy?
I'm afraid it is. They are behaving like screaming children who won't accept reality. They seem to think if they wail and cry then they'll get what they want.
I actually do love Colonial Williamsburg. A lot. My profile picture is myself history-nerding out in the middle of Colonial Williamsburg. The bookstore there is absolute heaven, not to mention the amazing living history museum and exhibits!
I wonder if anyone has seen RWBY because this sort of scenario played out exactly in Season 2 + 3. Ironwood showing off his Atlas military
Wait did trump just admit to being behind January 6th before he even took office
Ahh yes.... The live reenactment of "Idiocracy". It's a great show. The greatest. It'll win everything. Bigly.
Trump is the highest paid stand up comedian...sorry Colbert
Oh we are so very very fucked...
Alan Lo mmmmmmhmmmmmm sure
3:37 Hey look Stephen actully improved Trump's look.
All the dislikes are trumps supporters...
Show the military..Yep, that's page 1 from "How to be a dictator 101".
Good luck USA (and World, I guess)
Awesome, share this alot
So basically... we're all gonna die? Fucking finally
lakes Yep, pretty much say goodbye to all your loved ones as you are still alive right now. Then we must prepare for seppuku, I ain't going to die under this guy.... I'll do it with my own hands.
I feel like comedy and humour takes away the sting that these messages should have and makes progressives and liberals complacent about what needs to be done. I really wish Steven Colbert, Samantha Bee, John Oliver and Bill Maher would do serious shows that rip into the conservative bullsh*t politicians who talk about abolishing institutions which they don't even know the functions of. These conservative politicians are so f*cking stupid but nobody calls them out brutally without adding a joke and laughter at the end and as soon as you add that bit of humour, progressives and liberals pass it off as a joke and don't mobilize to tear this a**holes down. The conservative media does this really well, they have O'Reilly, Hannity, Fox & Friends, Megyn Kelly and a whole lot more - all doing serious programs that really deliver the sting and keeps conservative voters highly motivated to take action.
PJNinja Agreed.
But they are comedians. They choose to be comedians. If they didn't want to crack jokes they would not be working in that business today.
You don't want to see them do comedy? Then don't watch a video of them hosting their respective shows, they aren't going to change their careers because someone with the username "PJNinja" made a comment on youtube.
We need a left wing joke party, so the rightists lose their caring.
I agree, but I would say that Mahr and to a lesser extent Oliver do manage to give pretty scathing remarks to the dumb shit conservatives that deserve it w/out jokes occasionally.
Rick Perry started wearing glasses to look smarter.
No experience, huh? Sounds like Obama who was just a community organizer.
Funny how we keep hearing he was 'just a community organizer'. Guess you never read his CV, like you never read his birth certificate.
"He was a community organizer, civil-rights lawyer and teacher before pursuing a political career. He was elected to the Illinois State Senate in 1996 and to the U.S. Senate in 2004."
Just a community organizer
Apparently, people find this guy funny.
this is the only place where "they" can go to gather on youtube.... so at this point we have about.... 18,237 people that are anti trump... out off a country of like... 400 million or whatever... well, so much for the "Majority" on the internet... Trump rules the internet because quite honestly the truther anti establishment movement was BORN on the net... I don't know ANY establishment internet shows like Alex Jones or Michael Rivero etc on Trumps side... right?
We replaced a nuclear physicist with someone who studied animal husbandry to be in control of our nuclear arsenal? Sad.
this guy was a loner when he was at school.
trump forever
I do not agree with Colbert's take on the election, but I have always enjoyed his great sense of humor.
Woo! I love Colbert.
love Ron Paul's reaction lol
I'm so happy for my new President
These types of show are only there to drain people's rage and transform it into laughter. For God sake, take your hands out of your pockets.
Such a great day, not just for America, but for the world. MAGA!
Yokoshima That's true. At least the rest of the world was entertained by how badly America messed up
+AmazingPhan
You gave into paranoid delusions telling you he was homophobic, xenophobic, etc. because you couldn't be bothered to look into these claims yourself. Now the idiots of the world are fearful of their self made boogeyman. Like it or not, the world as a whole will start to get better. Laugh, cry, scream. None of it will matter. If your an American, he is your President.
But over the next few years when you are proved that you were mislead and lied to, if you have any self respect, you should own up to it.
Stephen Colbert is so funny, a very talented comedian!
lol stephen always throws the perfect amount of shade
5:22 Ron Paul's expression is priceless. Miss Ron Paul
love you Steve!
6:28 who invited Jared Leto's Joker? lmao 😂