Dan's Diss Track - ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE
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- Опубликовано: 24 июл 2016
- I drop a diss track (lol) for the ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE. Shout out to NigaHiga for inventing it!
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10% fringe 90% cringe
Disclaimer - this really should be obvs but just in case this needs explaining: the point of a ‘Roast’ is to be as mean and negative as possible as it shows we all have a sense of humour and don't take ourselves seriously which is important. It also does not in any way convey someone’s actual opinion on something or the truth. This whole thing is a joke where I just desperately attempt to make things rhyme, so if anyone tries to take any of it seriously in any way I'll come to your house and deactivate you. I hope you bump this in the whip! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Full LP coming out as soon as Kanye and Kendrick reply to my email about their features.
- DJ HOWELL
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Lyrics:
a month without uploading he comes back with a tag - whoo
that no one even tagged him he’s not a challenge to drag - ouch
so prepare for an attack and by that i mean cringe - cringe
cause this motherfuckers bout to be dragged by his fringe
first things first you’re freakishly tall it’s weird you look like a noodle - tru
you’ve got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just took like a poodle - hobbit
throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep that’s dan - posh
you’re what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slender man
you procrastinate making videos, cause being judged is scary? - ooh
you’re so close to being forgotten, the hate’s imaginary - woah
the only reason you get views is you’re another white guy
that people ship with his friend cause they think it’s kawaii
oh
reasons why dan’s a fail
i’ll give you some
you never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep
you’re jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality - uh huh
your family’s sad your flopped your law degree at university
and anything embarrassing that's from your past you just delete
you were vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat? - milk
wow i’m so impressed by your clear moral integrity
you try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic
but can’t make toast without tumblr saying you’re problematic - boo
i could go on there’s more if i check
there’s more things on this list than chins on your neck
on your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death
100? yeah when getting out of bed makes you out of breath - real
so your celebrity crush was j-law but now it’s evan p - mhmm
wtf even is your sexuality
it’s hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry - what is it
i think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry
cough
i’m joking
obviously
..
okay that went deep
repress it? yup
before i start crying let’s wrap this shit up
i’m gonna go and masturbate, then cry into a slice of pizza - feelings
shout out to the other youtubers especially ryan higa
a cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation
met with no depreciation it’s the youtube nation - youtubeee
click subscribe, if you wanna watch 4 videos a year - or 3
to see my last one from 10 years ago just click over here - fail
so leave a comment with your reaction you can call me a liar
cause you just witnessed the roast danisnotonfire
"Phil quick I need you to put on a flower crown and pose seductively on your bed while giving me a thumbs up"
"Why"
"No reason just do it"
Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 😂
Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 69
hOLY COW ITS BEEN A WEEK AND I HAVE 69 LIKES WHUT THE HECK
Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 lol
Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 you just made me really happy
DJ Howell
Daniel James Howell
I've noticed this before. He missed a very good opportunity.
I DIDNT NOTICE THIS UNTIL HOLY CRAP
Yas!!!
jimena mendez WHOA
His Dad was a DJ, coincidence, I THINK NOT!
"wtf even is your sexuality?"
that aged nicely
my patd/fob/d&p phase was horrible... but do i miss it? yes. 100% yes
Fob?
@@lacilee5383 fall out boy :)
that phase of my life was the last time i felt genuine happiness
Omg same.
At least you didn’t get into the cult of a fandom mcr
but when the world needed him most... he vanished
Now all we need is some sand and a dead bush
Please 😭😭😭
@@floorboards8607 LMFAOOO
For real though
fr
NOT ONLY DID HE ROAST HIMSELF BUT ALSO THE ENTIRE PHANDOM
DANG THATS TRUE
such offend
so the entire phandom XD
+_Fantasy_ _World_ More people who don't get the irony of this tag...
IKR AND HE'S THE LEADER
why are we all coming back to this in quarantine
The present is scary our comforting emo past is reassuring
Because he still brings me joy and I miss him.
Because we need him
It was stuck in my head
I suddenly remembered it and I had to
I came back because of the dnp games revival and I have to say this is my roman empire
Saaammmeeee
I CAME BACK AFTER HE REFERENCED IT IN THEIR NEW ROBLOX VID I ALMSOT FORGOT THIS EXISTED but wow i remember it so clearly now
omg....me too. Cause when he said the first line, i wanted to see if i still had it memorized lol @@KLlave-vp2iu
I still remember every word lol
Infodump to me about this I wanna know all there is to know
Youy just witnessed the roasted of spaniel towell
"Oy Spaniel, bring me the ball back!"
i don't know why this made me laugh
I really wanna like this but it has 666 likes so I'm not ruining that.
Leah Partridge whatcha saying about me
Leah Partridge i chocked on my water
99% of these comments are about
'Daniel Howell'
Serploop :D yep😁😂
what about the other 1%
Serploop :D because it's his video... tf
Including this comment
IM YOUR 3,000 LIKEEE
i’ve never realised how genuinely smart these lyrics are lmao
Ikr lol it amazes me
And the rhythm is so good! Like I’m impressed
After 5 years without uploading he comes back with Dan and Phil Games
Dan... your diss track is... fire.
(@_@)
is... ON FIRE XD
불타오르네
ikr
Dan this is the best roast yourself challenge I've seen so far 👏👏👏
I FEEL LIKE THIS HURT ME MORE THAN HIM
SAME
Omg same
fuck yes
SAME HAHA
Ikr
Dan’s slogan for his Chanel should be:
Daniel Howell. New videos every year
Its almost been 2 years without him posting and im s a d
@@moonbowexe HES BACK, HES ALIVE
I'm going back and reliving the days where I was obsessed with Dan & Phil, FNaF, The Sims, Markiplier, My Chemical Romance, and Panic! At the Disco
Such simpler times
Bro I’m not even reliving. 😂 I’m still living it!!
pls me too 😭
Midlife crisis (only really plan on living to 52 :)
"You're just another white guy that people ship with his friend because they think it's kawaii" not only did he roast himself, he also roasted the entire fandom.
I think that's what makes this so enjoyable. Because not only did he drag himself but he also dragged the different facets of the phandom (shippers and non shippers alike).
+AeroDymand septiplier is the best ship in all of existence...
+AmazingKay Septiplier away!!
+Jessica Smith RobertIDK? XD
+AmazingKay true
When you've literally memorized all the lyrics to this...
Same
who hasn't honestly
i'm currently in the process of doing that
A MONTH WITHOUT UPLOADING...
AllTimeFallOutAtTheChemicalDisco HE COMES BACK WITH A TAG
any other ex-phans revisiting this after they painstakingly memorised it 4 years ago? low key still a bop
Yes omg it’s still fire tho
4? homegirl try 6
…yeah
It is 2023. I'm an adult. Why can I still sing the whole thing
painfully real
I’m 25 and have a whole child but here I am, back again.
dan might not be on fire but this diss track is
and his computer screen
emmaboo miles Mckenna
emmaboo miles Mckenna
emmaboo
daDDY MILES
WHY DO YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS
”4 videos a year” WE WISH
honestly tho. dan was like "bitch, 4 videos a year? pathetic. let's do one"
Elin lol
Lmao
ISHAKDHSKEHAK YOU WENT THERE
Elin oof
Can someone make this but replace the “reason why dans a fail” section with WAP
The gobble me swallow me part-
@@moonbowexe Yes
OMG PLZ
“4 videos a year.” yeah right were lucky to get even one
He dropped the beat so hard 3000 people missed the like button.
The Smart Cookie nah man they liked it so much they liked it upside down
YOU JUST WITNESSED THE ROAST OF
Daniel Howell
ISNSKKA
~~Daniel Howell~~
☹️😭
jishwa tyjo WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHH **le sob** WHHHYYYYYYYY
jishwa tyjo I STILL HAVENT RECOVERED STAHP 😭
So I came back after the new d&d games vid and I still know all the lyrics. Why is this like a core memory
i just came back here after 5 years from the roblox video on danandphilgames and tell me why I apparently still know this whole track by heart
remember when we thought a month was long wow
ugh I know right
Yep
Lol
Lol. hi from the future ✨
we’re still here
He still hasn't adressed the furry thing.
he renounced it on twitter lol
(after sonic happened)
@SQ38 👏👏
XDD
Yeontan's SugaDaddy he renounced it lmao
i fucking love your username
I just came back to this after 7 years, and the way I rapped Dan's diss track infront of my whole school for a talent show... the way I didn't know what his lyrics meant back then
you deserve financial compensation
didn’t expect this absolute banger to be brought out at WERE ALL DOOMED but i’m so glad it was
this entire song was just you stating why we love you so much
Danakin Skywalker ikr
Danakin Skywalker oh hi love ur profile picture
Amy Jøseph-Dun+ Danakin Skywalker
I live both of your profile pictures.
Smøl Bean DERPY DAN OVERLOAD HECK
Danakin Skywalker YEP
Don't cry Dan...
Craft.
SaggyNacho 21 SCREETCH
"im gonna go and masturabate and craft into a slice of pizza"
I don't really understand this 'Don't cry, Craft.' Joke. Please explain. Thankie
CRAFT
Craft
I want to see dan come back with a “compliment yourself” tag. No joke, I think that would make a really fun rap
YES
Dan would explode.
oMG
‘what the fuck even is your sexuality’ changed the trajectory of our lives forever
does this mean he's on fire now?
BonBonbunny 😂😂😂😂😂
BonBonbunny
you stole the thunder from everyone else who was gonna make that joke
BonBonbunny when something is roasted it typically is not put on fire. But whatever
Grimmheart I know. I was making a joke.
2016 Dan: Disappears every month
2020 Dan: Doesn't exist
but he coming back
@MEGHAN COX good ones or bad ones?
@MEGHAN COX same
@@danger_gays6577 wait is he actually coming back?
@@jamescoule3409 yea
trying to beat the weird kid allegations when this banger starts playing
2020: a year without uploading he... he...
HE STILL HASNT COME BACK 😭😭
Its almost been 2 years- currently crafting
Nothing good happend in 2020. Exept Bernie being elected
GUESS WHAT HE'S STILL ALIVE AND OKAY
HE JUST DID
E
Why do I know this lyrics to this whole song but can't remember math to save my life
FandomTrashAtTheDisco If you put math equations to the tune of Dan's roast, I'd be impressed.
Hannah R so prepare for an equation and by that I mean 50•9 cause this question bout to get dragged by my math book
FandomTrashAtTheDisco same
FandomTrashAtTheDisco Ikrrrr
FandomTrashAtTheDisco same
*unironic use of comic sans*
It’s gotten to the point where I just use Comic Sans automatically, partly to see everyone go OH MAH GAWD UNDRTAEL IS CANCER
Or, ya know, ironic, maybe
Susanna M iT wAs a jOke
it’s only been 3 years? it’s felt like a whole 6 since it’s been release 👁👄👁
4 years
7 🙂
I like to come back every few months to make sure I’ve still got this whole thing memorised. It’s a brain training exercise of sorts…..
Same
Daniel may not be on fire, but his computer surely is.
Claubasourus Rex MILESSS
Miles is fricking awesome!
Molly F true
Too soon :(
laddy love bugg Sorry. :(
"You just witnessed the roast of... Daniel Howell"
A YEAR WITHOUT UPLOADING HE COMES BACK WITH A FLAG
perfection.
i love that the comment section is just filled with everyone coming back to this years later and we all still know the words
Dan raps so well I'm surprised
ikr me too
Yup
same
Lol
the really fast part was sped up btw lol
"Phil, pose on the bed with a flower crown"
"..Why?"
"Cause I said so it's FOR THE INTERNET"
blackhighlights5 that was actually from a video so he didn't have ever to have him do that, but that's what I used to think 😂
Rachel Tried does stuff what video?
probably accurate
1000 likes
*GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT*
I can't believe I got to experience this getting blasted in a room full of people, I'm so glad I went to we're all doomed
One of the only things that made me regret not getting tickets was the revival of this masterpiece 😂 hope you had a great time there! 🎉
I was getting merch when it played and missed it 😭 I just heard a ton of people screaming and figured out what happened after the fact
2024 and i still live for this shit
2016 Dan: * Goes a month without uploading *
2019 Dan: Pathetic
XD IM WHEEZING
Yes
A year without uploading he comes out with a flag
iCocoDee0 dnjsdj
iCocoDee0 BITCH I YODELED
I wonder how Dan asked Phil to pose for a that......... He probably asked Phil if he could record him like one of his French men
THIS COMMENT
I am proud that this comment is on the internet
Draw me like one of you French girls Jack
Probably tbh
Refrences
🎶 Almost two years without uploading he comes back with a book 🎶
I've been looking for a comment like this
...i miss him dude... *coughs* anyways
this is my roman empire
Real
I've seen this more than I've seen my own dad
same
same here
same
same
Yeah same xD
Future kid: Mom, can you sing me a lullaby?
Me: okay *clears throat*
Me: A month without uploading he comes back with a tag...
Same though. XD
+Kylie Erward u tried to be funny but it didn't work
+The Phandom Cant Escape Us I know, right?
+Tabitha Howlter It works perfect for a lullaby, don't you think ;)
+Dil Howlter Oh, Yes! This can be our song ^_^
7 years later and I can still sing this off by heart
Not me coming here from there Roblox video on Dan and Phil games XD
Friends : what's your favorite song?
Me:
Tiny Marshmallow nice profile pic
Gabriela Benitez nice profile pic
basically
is it normal that ive been replaying this
5 Seconds Of Life yes... I guess
he is a shockingly good rapper for a british white guy that sounds like christopher robin
Cait Rose lmao
OMG YES
Eeeeyyyy!! He doesn't even need to rast himself while you're around 😂😂
I haven’t laughed so much in a long time this comment is amazing
Cait Rose watch Boyinaband
Love how this was in the pre show playlist at Symphony Hall. And yep. Everyone there sang it
Was at Bridgewater Hall. Can confirm. We sang along too
he played it preshow for chicago theatre too!
i just saw him
@@mariahjackson2386 greatest night of my life fr
We sang along in Seattle, too!
we all sang along in brisbane, australia too! such an epic night!
6 YEARS Later and I can RECITE this from memory. If I had put this much effort in school, my future would look...brighter than the black hole it currently is. This video also hits differently this year after we've seen stand-up comedian Dan's crush list, so hey, kudos on that Daniel! (My brain also likes to randomly start reciting this very late at night when I can't sleep, so I'm not really sure how my sleep paralysis demon is doing 🙃)
Person: Hey, do you listen to rap?
Me: **nervous laughter** haha yeah totally **starts watching this**
This and Hamilton
YES MY FANDOMMMM
That was too damn true xDD
yep yep yep
+_Wispen _ so true XD
lol literally all of dan's videos are a roast yourself challenge
savage
that was very, very well said I'll give u that one
wow
literally
I like your username
can't believe i was 13 years old when this came out. still watching this mfer at 21 absolutely iconic
deadass haven't watched dan in 2 years and watched this and somehow still remembered every single word????
Who's here exactly one year later?
amazingemily howell fucks no
amazingemily howell not me but I liked your comment anyway
amazingemily howell me
myself
Yep ×_-
HE STARS WITH "HELLO INTERNET - MY NAME IS DAN"!!!!!!!
The Purple Dumbo omg!!!
The Purple Dumbo Yeah but in his first video he said ' Hi. So my name is [ Dan ]. idek if that's what you meant but oh well
The Purple Dumbo OML *gets triggered and remembers every Dan vid ever watched*
The Purple Dumbo I must noticed that. and he didn't do it right. it's [Dan]
Robinshadow Yeah ik but the spaces in between the brackets look so aesthetic ;)
Why is this being recommended to be in 2024? And more pressingly; why do I still know all the words to this?
This is what shaped gen z
Patiently waiting for Phil's calmer roast himself challenge video..
Phil couldn't make a roast of himself because he's perfect lol
phils roat himself is one thing, hes to perfect for this world
+yvette gastelo So true😂😂
Same !
I was just thinking about that
ITS BEEN *A YEAR*
HOW TIME FLIES
IT FEELS LIKE TWO WEEKS
A YEAR
_A YEAR_
*A YEAR*
*_A YEAR_*
-A YEAR-
InfinityPancakes FDUCUCKOC
IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE STILL WATCHING THIS
Is that a Hamilton pfp? :3
InfinityPancakes Yep :')
Hearing this before your new tour show brought my life full circle
came here to comment the same thing 😭 the energy in that room when this came on was unmatched
2016 Dan: “ I haven’t uploaded in like a month “
2020 Dan: doesn’t exist
I knew God gave us the loop button for a reason
wHERE S THE LOOP BUTTON
do a right mouse click on the video
right click on the video. there's a loop option in the little menu that pops up
So... RUclips is god
That is pretty awesome
Hollie Keenan Its not on mobile
Dan is on fire?
Cuz he's
Roasting.
*slowly clapping*
😂😂😂
I mean I could imagine with it being summer and wearing a bloody bomber jacket😂😂
i deserve a apology dan. i was 10 when this came out and googled what masterbate is with my older friend. im still scarred.
Only the Dan and Phil mastered all four elements. Only they could stop the ruthless firebenders. But when the world needed them most, they vanished.
The backing vocals are just 10/10
Wtf is your profile picture
a YEAR without uploading he COMES OUT with a FLAG🏳️🌈
Hell yeah
FRICK YEP
that’s amazing
Fatema Alhawaj honestly this deserves more likes
This great
A year without uploading he comes back with a- oh wait, he didn’t comeback
😂
💀💀
Came back to this in 2022 after his why I quit RUclips video. Still iconic
WHY DOES DAN LOW-KEY HAVE BARS THOUGH I'M SCREAMING
OMG YOUR PROFILE PIC IS LIFEU
Profile!!💞💞
I KNOW ITS SCARY. MY EXPECTATIONS WERE SO LOW
I WASNT READY TO BE ATTACKED
IKR SAME
three years later I still know every single word to this
SAMEE
Phat mood
It's going to be 2020 in about a month and I still am here singing this
Me too haha
melodicmew sameee
i refuse to believe it’s been three years
4 years
Taylor Catherine AH
Riley H ITS EVEN WORSE
Taylor Catherine I KNOWWWWW😭😭
almost 5 years tho-
literally why would anyone dislike this.
but in the best way ..!! :D
isn't that the whole point? :D
BlogManiac64 you feel me ? not every danosaur can keep up with his absurd sense of humor lol,
oh yeah that's definitely true... you make a fabulous point there darling.
they are just jelous
I didn't sneeze but thanks for blessing me
THIS IS THE BEST THING
MARRY ME
I'm now saying this
Damn this the best comment ever I can't 😂😂😂
Also Yoongi
oMg 😂
found out i still have this memorized 11 years later, that is almost embarrassing
i shouldnt be here but i know theyll mention it at LEAST with the new tour
2 years later and I’m still shook
Same
Kelly McMahan SAME
Same
Same sis
Kelly McMahan honestly same
Come on, Dan, even Onision likes you, and he hates everyone.
IKR there is no one that hates him, or dislikes anything he does
+Angel B. My sister doesn't like him at all
i know 😂
I sent this to my sister at 2 am and she was like hes a good rapper and hes hot so ig he has a future
I love Dan and Onision lol
Came back after watching the new dapg video ICONIC TIME
im back again after 7 years because i must periodically test myself to make sure i still know all the lyrics
we are the same
He raps better than Jake paul😂😂
Julie Scholl yes he does
Omg yas
Dancing Edits lol
Everybody does
everybody does
“If you wanna watch four videos a year” *sigh* it’s sad because it’s now true
Amelia R more like 3 ;-;
Sighhhhh
Right?! “A month without uploading”... Now its been six!😂 Dan’s been a busy boy though so it’s understandable.
Amelia R true :(
Nice name
I haven’t watched this in years and suddenly it’s stuck in my head
no way i remember this WHOLE rap in october 2021 💀 i was down so bad omg
Mood
"WHAT EVEN IS YOUR SEXUALITY"
I LOST IT RIGHT THERE
same........it's sad how crazy my emotions get just of a youtuber\band member doing literally anything.
Omg same
Same but I related too hard to that Oml
Same tho xD
same xD