Dan's Diss Track - ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE

[@miamarvel616]

2016 Dan: Disappears every month
2020 Dan: Doesn't exist

[@danger_gays6577]

but he coming back

[@danger_gays6577]

@MEGHAN COX good ones or bad ones?

[@danger_gays6577]

@MEGHAN COX same

[@jamescoule3409]

@@danger_gays6577 wait is he actually coming back?

[@danger_gays6577]

@@jamescoule3409 yea

[@marianamauricio]

NOT ONLY DID HE ROAST HIMSELF BUT ALSO THE ENTIRE PHANDOM

[@shibabutter9954]

DANG THATS TRUE

[@gloss525]

such offend

[@uhhhmiah2770]

so the entire phandom XD

[@javieraa.5248]

+_Fantasy_ _World_ More people who don't get the irony of this tag...

[@phanicatthedisocmarkiplite7064]

IKR AND HE'S THE LEADER

[@bubblegumdays]

2016 Dan: * Goes a month without uploading *
2019 Dan: Pathetic

[@ArcticaTheFox]

XD IM WHEEZING

[@anklyosaurus1666]

Yes

[@icocodee0402]

A year without uploading he comes out with a flag

[@katieg102]

iCocoDee0 dnjsdj

[@linisnotreal1120]

iCocoDee0 BITCH I YODELED

[@veryvance]

"wtf even is your sexuality?"
that aged nicely

[@tarahuffman2513]

I've seen this video over 10 times and all I can think of is that i desperately want the bloopers

[@averyhening2960]

Omg yes!

[@srahbby]

Imagine how many times he messed up the "Reasons Why Dan's A Fail" part

[@ambyrrrugless4244]

Yaaaaaaas!!!

[@Animephan-iq5rs]

I had watched dan's livestream on YouNow and he basically said the entire thing was a blooper

[@stinkycheese7779]

I was just about to say that lol |-/

[@Cheezybrie]

He still hasn't adressed the furry thing.

[@Sushigabby]

he renounced it on twitter lol
(after sonic happened)

[@fredzys1795]

@SQ38 👏👏

[@imliterallyjesse]

XDD

[@bonniebluebells]

Yeontan's SugaDaddy he renounced it lmao

[@book4hd]

i fucking love your username

[@cookiemonsta378]

but when the world needed him most... he vanished

[@floorboards8607]

Now all we need is some sand and a dead bush

[@shimone5198]

Please 😭😭😭

[@yaraletzyhq2750]

@@floorboards8607 LMFAOOO

[@Jelisawesome]

For real though

[@sailorcalcifer]

fr

[@avam4363]

my patd/fob/d&p phase was horrible... but do i miss it? yes. 100% yes

[@lacilee5383]

Fob?

[@avam4363]

@@lacilee5383 fall out boy :)

[@rcsecolored]

that phase of my life was the last time i felt genuine happiness

[@Jewbeep]

Omg same.

[@account_1507]

At least you didn’t get into the cult of a fandom mcr

[@alyssafuentes4298]

dan: *cries in a british accent*

[@iksjdjdhajajsjakfjdbsjksfj5791]

British people crying (coming from a british persons perspective) sounds like A depressed walrus dancing to this song in a tank of carbon dioxide.

[@Shauna-uj7ki]

I hate being British...

[@littlemissmissyxx6139]

alyssa r u dissing British accents

[@jok9808]

alyssa
Stop dissing my accent it's great okay.

[@snaresoup7179]

alyssa dont cry in a British accent
CRAFT in a British accent

[@fer-wv4zn]

three years later I still know every single word to this

[@kalynngrace1538]

SAMEE

[@BE_-lb6ul]

Phat mood

[@satansspawn1810]

It's going to be 2020 in about a month and I still am here singing this

[@lcaros_]

Me too haha

[@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307]

melodicmew sameee

[@payton371]

"Phil quick I need you to put on a flower crown and pose seductively on your bed while giving me a thumbs up"
"Why"
"No reason just do it"

[@Cyb3r_Nova]

Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 😂

[@amydue5647]

Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 69

[@payton371]

hOLY COW ITS BEEN A WEEK AND I HAVE 69 LIKES WHUT THE HECK

[@pjaybug]

Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 lol

[@alyssaslife586]

Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 you just made me really happy

[@amanda758]

why are we all coming back to this in quarantine

[@Ritchan13]

The present is scary our comforting emo past is reassuring

[@C0smic_Dream]

Because he still brings me joy and I miss him.

[@kenzieblake4872]

Because we need him

[@StormiWolfYT]

It was stuck in my head

[@mckinleyRx]

I suddenly remembered it and I had to

[@itsmaddiebee]

Based on your celeb crushes I imagine you are pretty happy with X-Men Apocalypse

[@newtobrien7933]

lmao

[@ireallyneedtosneezebutican3199]

lmao yeah

[@Girlcrafter22]

Woah. I was thinking the same thing. They are both in xmen and just I can't.

[@CheckersAndRecords]

That's what Dan's sweet dreams are made of, who is he to disagree?

[@upsidedownsteph]

+jkapplepie BEST COMMENT EVER

[@blackhighlights5497]

"Phil, pose on the bed with a flower crown"
"..Why?"
"Cause I said so it's FOR THE INTERNET"

[@rachelleaver3719]

blackhighlights5 that was actually from a video so he didn't have ever to have him do that, but that's what I used to think 😂

[@ashb1018]

Rachel Tried does stuff what video?

[@katie.officially1834]

probably accurate

[@tumlatdiew7444]

1000 likes

[@sp1dlerz]

*GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT*

[@tehblender9247]

Child: Mum can you sing me a lullaby?
Me: Sure *inhales deeply*
A month without uploading he comes back with a tag

[@sofia-cy4hi]

You just made my day, thank you.

[@thefewtheprudandtheemtinal7088]

Please do

[@yourlocaltrashcan7549]

ME.

[@sunflowerthebunbunbunny]

I would.

[@fireisawkward7089]

I so would! 😂 I love this song

[@frankienevillesm]

i’ve never realised how genuinely smart these lyrics are lmao

[@margiecoleman1334]

Ikr lol it amazes me

[@angelat4512]

And the rhythm is so good! Like I’m impressed

[@angel_shelly]

When you've literally memorized all the lyrics to this...

[@jaxn.6748]

Same

[@tabascosauce3168]

who hasn't honestly

[@kshirin0298]

i'm currently in the process of doing that

[@alltimefalloutatthechemica2106]

A MONTH WITHOUT UPLOADING...

[@tabascosauce3168]

AllTimeFallOutAtTheChemicalDisco HE COMES BACK WITH A TAG

[@sophialotus6833]

remember when we thought a month was long wow

[@no-fs6bs]

ugh I know right

[@Alex-13134]

Yep

[@matthias7968]

Lol

[@rivathana1127]

Lol. hi from the future ✨

[@kbxck]

we’re still here

[@jennasofia]

I think this was lowkey the roast of the phandom too

[@dARTHvADERGirl7]

Cause the Phandom did beg for Dan to do a roast yourself so I mean....

[@callumalexander5039]

LaurDIY's one slayeeed.

[@holliewatson3677]

+Calixi. I think it was good but not as good as this

[@chargingcat]

IT WAS A ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE NOT ROAST YOURSELF AND THE WHILE FRICKING PHANDOM

[@reziahangelicafamorcan4880]

Well deserved, if you ask me

[@bvaleriarc]

I came back because of the dnp games revival and I have to say this is my roman empire

[@Dice.cryptid]

Saaammmeeee

[@KLlave-vp2iu]

I CAME BACK AFTER HE REFERENCED IT IN THEIR NEW ROBLOX VID I ALMSOT FORGOT THIS EXISTED but wow i remember it so clearly now

[@angietoonz6605]

omg....me too. Cause when he said the first line, i wanted to see if i still had it memorized lol @@KLlave-vp2iu

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

I still remember every word lol

[@mikaawd1475]

Infodump to me about this I wanna know all there is to know

[@elin5240]

”4 videos a year” WE WISH

[@graydi3nt]

honestly tho. dan was like "bitch, 4 videos a year? pathetic. let's do one"

[@Skelington911]

Elin lol

[@SHink-of6hh]

Lmao

[@alexy_08]

ISHAKDHSKEHAK YOU WENT THERE

[@louisethebee]

Elin oof

[@lilee5312]

so you can call me a towel cause you just witnessed the roast of daniel howell

[@traviskrawiec9751]

_.notcool._ this doesn't even make sense but I actually laughed out loud at that

[@yunie_gamer8392]

_.notcool._ lol

[@gothicGumshoe]

_.notcool._
WHY 😂

[@janepeters7109]

_.notcool._ of daniel james howell to ryme better

[@lilee5312]

you right

[@hannah-ko9kj]

Tyler: Josh, You're out of the band
Josh: Nooooo
Tyler: We're hiring Dan

[@keyswime]

Shrek i can die peacefully now

[@hannah-ko9kj]

***** dont cry craft

[@brwneyedbree]

IM CRAFTING OMG

[@hannah-ko9kj]

BrwnEyedBree ayee

[@brwneyedbree]

Shrek ayeeee

[@jazzyidiot13]

After 5 years without uploading he comes back with Dan and Phil Games

[@sarajmendezb4671]

DJ Howell
Daniel James Howell

[@nicolem1548]

I've noticed this before. He missed a very good opportunity.

[@shooky5522]

I DIDNT NOTICE THIS UNTIL HOLY CRAP

[@thedancingkitkat]

Yas!!!

[@chloenorman2376]

jimena mendez WHOA

[@aestea1621]

His Dad was a DJ, coincidence, I THINK NOT!

[@irishelen9077]

I've seen this more than I've seen my own dad

[@sethmcgee9550]

same

[@alainal5065]

same here

[@countelise]

same

[@hotcrunchycurls]

same

[@endermanvsocd971]

Yeah same xD

[@grokkel]

"You're just another white guy that people ship with his friend because they think it's kawaii" not only did he roast himself, he also roasted the entire fandom.

[@kendrahouck7797]

I think that's what makes this so enjoyable. Because not only did he drag himself but he also dragged the different facets of the phandom (shippers and non shippers alike).

[@atlastgames]

+AeroDymand septiplier is the best ship in all of existence...

[@jessicasmith4556]

+AmazingKay Septiplier away!!

[@LpsCandyCrushes]

+Jessica Smith RobertIDK? XD

[@wtfevenisyoursexuality4568]

+AmazingKay true

[@gregitha7120]

Dan’s slogan for his Chanel should be:
Daniel Howell. New videos every year

[@moonbowexe]

Its almost been 2 years without him posting and im s a d

[@grain2247]

@@moonbowexe HES BACK, HES ALIVE

[@lauradalton6210]

I wonder how Dan asked Phil to pose for a that......... He probably asked Phil if he could record him like one of his French men

[@marzia8327]

THIS COMMENT

[@LPSWithCheese]

I am proud that this comment is on the internet

[@alana9205]

Draw me like one of you French girls Jack

[@akaflamboyant2211]

Probably tbh

[@madelynprice4107]

Refrences

[@jessica-ls3tc]

When you’ve watched this so much that the “fast part” isn’t even fast anymore

[@regret6222]

Jessica honestlyyyy

[@babycupcake4206]

To true..

[@theaandreassen]

I see your account all the time omg

[@musse6464]

Meee

[@ria7406]

i tried so hard but.. uh.. it's impossible😞

[@JAWSH-sk2bc]

this entire song was just you stating why we love you so much

[@jmz1736]

Danakin Skywalker ikr

[@amyjoseph-dun1681]

Danakin Skywalker oh hi love ur profile picture

[@leslie3796]

Amy Jøseph-Dun+ Danakin Skywalker
I live both of your profile pictures.

[@amyjoseph-dun1681]

Smøl Bean DERPY DAN OVERLOAD HECK

[@beth2501]

Danakin Skywalker YEP

[@TheRedPandaCat]

I'm going back and reliving the days where I was obsessed with Dan & Phil, FNaF, The Sims, Markiplier, My Chemical Romance, and Panic! At the Disco
Such simpler times

[@sageangela3250]

Bro I’m not even reliving. 😂 I’m still living it!!

[@sourapplerings]

pls me too 😭

[@Genderanarchy]

Midlife crisis (only really plan on living to 52 :)

[@byunniebaeks9788]

Future kid: Mom, can you sing me a lullaby?
Me: okay *clears throat*
Me: A month without uploading he comes back with a tag...

[@threeisaparty_5944]

Same though. XD

[@emilyashley9371]

+Kylie Erward u tried to be funny but it didn't work

[@K1TTYSODA]

+The Phandom Cant Escape Us I know, right?

[@e.g.9211]

+Tabitha Howlter It works perfect for a lullaby, don't you think ;)

[@K1TTYSODA]

+Dil Howlter Oh, Yes! This can be our song ^_^

[@tincan2978]

(At my funeral)
Minister: let us now play a song dedicated to our lost sister
*A month without uploading he comes back with a tag
Me: *rises from the dead*

[@addisonarnold5444]

Literally same. At School me and my best friend sang this 5 times

[@morganbradshaw9346]

i will sing this to my children

[@mushrynn]

SAAAAME it got rly annoying

[@Glaycier]

Yep pretty much.

[@ka111ey]

Me

[@cu4wr]

*unironic use of comic sans*

[@Corviidei]

It’s gotten to the point where I just use Comic Sans automatically, partly to see everyone go OH MAH GAWD UNDRTAEL IS CANCER

[@susannam3923]

Or, ya know, ironic, maybe

[@cu4wr]

Susanna M iT wAs a jOke

[@cole931]

It is 2023. I'm an adult. Why can I still sing the whole thing

[@sh4rkss]

painfully real

[@kazzefird]

I’m 25 and have a whole child but here I am, back again.

[@caitrose2198]

he is a shockingly good rapper for a british white guy that sounds like christopher robin

[@amandabutterfly151]

Cait Rose lmao

[@universerose6209]

OMG YES

[@joedee2375]

Eeeeyyyy!! He doesn't even need to rast himself while you're around 😂😂

[@xxjestertheclownxx]

I haven’t laughed so much in a long time this comment is amazing

[@zakkfromskellten]

Cait Rose watch Boyinaband

[@starlesseyes5713]

I can't get over that his cry sounds like Tyler Oakley's laugh

[@aubriecreates4955]

OH MY GOD

[@areyoumarriedtothemusic5935]

iT DOES IM

[@menace4631]

//SPITS OUT ORANGE JUICE

[@nandaniagarwal3]

Oh my god ur so right ahahhaha this deserves 20 k likes tf

[@abimcdonald8807]

ItsJustKage AHHHHHHHHH YOUR SO RIGHT

[@thesmartkookie9961]

He dropped the beat so hard 3000 people missed the like button.

[@aussietrash6527]

The Smart Cookie nah man they liked it so much they liked it upside down

[@Reszig22]

So I came back after the new d&d games vid and I still know all the lyrics. Why is this like a core memory

[@_Chaotix]

"WHAT EVEN IS YOUR SEXUALITY"
I LOST IT RIGHT THERE

[@isabelledouglas5084]

same........it's sad how crazy my emotions get just of a youtuber\band member doing literally anything.

[@snicole3333]

Omg same

[@aschetrash9878]

Same but I related too hard to that Oml

[@Cajubra]

Same tho xD

[@fantasyheaven3930]

same xD

[@andreajanine2890]

A month later and I'm still shook

[@mirabellabiage4690]

SAAAAMMMMEEE

[@saxadv2943]

SAMMMEEEEEE

[@justerin321]

+edplayz321 me

[@lucian3592]

Do we have problems?NAAAAAHHHHH.

[@raddish3738]

Shook
Shock what has the English language come too
🙃

[@leahisnotonline9854]

Youy just witnessed the roasted of spaniel towell

[@bee1zebop]

"Oy Spaniel, bring me the ball back!"

[@sanwioe]

i don't know why this made me laugh

[@elmae1157]

I really wanna like this but it has 666 likes so I'm not ruining that.

[@spanieltowel493]

Leah Partridge whatcha saying about me

[@literalphandmtrash7181]

Leah Partridge i chocked on my water

[@jarose7963]

“4 videos a year.” yeah right were lucky to get even one

[@vikramkuppili9350]

I feel like one day Phil is gonna make a video called Reasons why Dans not a Fail...

[@thecurtains]

Yeah... *iternally screaming*

[@whitneysimpson6057]

Omg yess xD

[@iceagewazowski]

Omg * yes*

[@MeggEmbers]

Romantic

[@pinkfluffyunicorn9979]

THIS HAS TO HAPPEN

[@kellymcmahan2094]

2 years later and I’m still shook

[@Dizzylizsy]

Same

[@awesomealiza4351]

Kelly McMahan SAME

[@Clara-mmacbp]

Same

[@beao.7282]

Same sis

[@stephyt5815]

Kelly McMahan honestly same

[@artsyoongi]

WHY DOES DAN LOW-KEY HAVE BARS THOUGH I'M SCREAMING

[@skyewaller8283]

OMG YOUR PROFILE PIC IS LIFEU

[@izco2054]

Profile!!💞💞

[@lexix5030]

I KNOW ITS SCARY. MY EXPECTATIONS WERE SO LOW

[@lexix5030]

I WASNT READY TO BE ATTACKED

[@denniekruse4722]

IKR SAME

[@flovermt7834]

I just came back to this after 7 years, and the way I rapped Dan's diss track infront of my whole school for a talent show... the way I didn't know what his lyrics meant back then

[@bmh7402]

you deserve financial compensation

[@twylamercy5246]

WHY TILL THIS DAY I CAN STILL RAP TO EVERY SINGLE LINE WITHOUT HAVING HEARED IT IN YEARS I-

[@jasmine-de7ct]

SAME

[@loganscott4891]

RIGHT?!?!?!?!

[@noraxo4654]

ITS SCARY

[@neve8881]

same

[@cephi]

me too it's kinda fun

[@ameliaritchie3336]

“If you wanna watch four videos a year” *sigh* it’s sad because it’s now true

[@winnie_the_bleh]

Amelia R more like 3 ;-;

[@stitchyitchy]

Sighhhhh

[@bippy201]

Right?! “A month without uploading”... Now its been six!😂 Dan’s been a busy boy though so it’s understandable.

[@awesomealiza4351]

Amelia R true :(

[@ameliahudgins9900]

Nice name

[@jessshoe1577]

Did you know the "reasons why dans a fail" part is faster than Rap God?

[@lisettegold7040]

but is it faster than lamp god?

[@qill15]

Lisette Gold yes, yes it is

[@lisettegold7040]

Qill are you sure

[@qill15]

Lisette Gold nope😁

[@qill15]

But it might be. Most likely

[@tyamo_2000]

i just came back here after 5 years from the roblox video on danandphilgames and tell me why I apparently still know this whole track by heart

[@restineira]

two years later and this is still a bop

[@lenofaus]

I know I've watched it so many times by now that I need to stop but I can't

[@robinhascoolboots9863]

this will always be a bop

[@improvementrevolution6607]

three... uploaded on 2016... 2017. 2018. 2019. dumbass

[@hadyn2381]

it's almost four now and this comment is still valid

[@fungione]

3 years later and we want it on spotify

[@nanumi14]

"All you ever do is cry and sleep."
So relatable.

[@lunasin2688]

same

[@Omg-Em]

Man I feel that part on a spiritual level

[@clare1706]

same hahah

[@zoenickels2230]

yes I agree😂

[@extinction4231]

no , just no

[@monkeyluvr]

He wasn't even burning us, but damn I feel burnedXD

[@rhiannonsnow8654]

same

[@hannahtaylor8140]

Same

[@lucybauer517]

Yeah same

[@cutebubble832]

PANIC! AT THE DISCO 😍

[@monkeyluvr]

hadika manuwar hey fam🌚

[@lindsey4245]

Can someone make this but replace the “reason why dans a fail” section with WAP

[@moonbowexe]

The gobble me swallow me part-

[@margiecoleman1334]

@@moonbowexe Yes

[@daniellacardente5755]

OMG PLZ

[@samyounger5961]

TODAY IS OFFICIALLY DAN HOWELL DAY

[@Ethan-cr2ze]

Yes

[@danycracks4490]

Yis

[@nick-ir2nj]

AGREED

[@meow_minn]

Yes

[@charlottedeacon6031]

You el And it will be every year!!

[@sophie-anne1784]

"You just witnessed the roast of... Daniel Howell"

[@literalphandmtrash7181]

dan might not be on fire but this diss track is

[@tonkotsu_ramen2215]

and his computer screen

[@sabrinamcnicholl7168]

emmaboo miles Mckenna

[@sabrinamcnicholl7168]

emmaboo miles Mckenna

[@literalphandmtrash7181]

emmaboo
daDDY MILES

[@arimartiyeeedgymcmychemica7463]

WHY DO YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS

[@pastpig867]

didn’t expect this absolute banger to be brought out at WERE ALL DOOMED but i’m so glad it was

[@izzyhiggins]

WHY HAVE I ONLY JUST NOTICED THAT DJ HOWELL IS HIS INITIALS : DJ Howell - Daniel James Howell **sound of my mind blowing**

[@rutapet4812]

WHOAHHHHHHHHH

[@emmah8607]

HOLY CRAP YASSSS

[@sarty]

Illuminati confirmed

[@onesong883]

What do you mean Howell it's Lester 😋😋😋

[@diahri1676]

you're genius

[@bee_bch]

Back here after only getting four vids in a year

[@starhasasword5223]

Lol

[@qewdascz1839]

me too :/

[@lizardpoo8524]

Reminiscing on all the good times

[@urgay9102]

Ikr

[@pricklycactus6793]

I wish

[@kindakooky5304]

Who's here after his new video and very proud of him

[@toxicstarbot6701]

I am! :)

[@abriannaf9973]

Me!!!!

[@mimiswhatsits7123]

Yes my dude

[@randomalien2896]

Yess

[@xdabsol6479]

Subscribe to AmazingPhil I am

[@CloverLovesTT]

‘what the fuck even is your sexuality’ changed the trajectory of our lives forever

[@ohhthatsleah]

16 months later and i’m still shook

[@modiegi4665]

I keep on coming back to watch this

[@katielacsamana370]

Krai yaaasss

[@danieliluffyoo4054]

Relateable

[@Ilovemydogsandy]

Same

[@Jessica-pm2fs]

story of my life

[@imid3440]

A year without uploading he comes... OUT??

[@sarahevans8304]

Omg yes

[@Ethan-cr2ze]

Yes

[@emmafrench6454]

skskkskasksksk
]

[@oliviaeason1396]

Yes 😂👏👏👏👏

[@caitlinc3585]

ACH YES I LOVE HIM

[@ohyikes7104]

May the phandom rise for its national anthem...

[@Ghostly_Gal_]

•steph c• YES MATE

[@sarah0689]

And toxic

[@愛しています-y2s]

**places hand on heart then starts crying**

[@joyrenataw8171]

and the internet is here...

[@luna-sh5ol]

*puts hand over hearT*

[@sirsnortsalot1661]

2020: a year without uploading he... he...
HE STILL HASNT COME BACK 😭😭

[@moonbowexe]

Its almost been 2 years- currently crafting

[@ren9897]

Nothing good happend in 2020. Exept Bernie being elected

[@patriciawellsome]

GUESS WHAT HE'S STILL ALIVE AND OKAY

[@majadinicc]

HE JUST DID

[@elixa562]

E

[@katiewilkinson8933]

so dan is on fire because he's been roasted...?

[@reharm_reality]

👏👏👏

[@danasoto4841]

This comment was so good I wish I could like it more than once

[@jammex2799]

HES LIT.....

[@emmamcpartling9207]

get the fuck outt

[@sanag2054]

get out.

[@gabbyycolon6835]

I FEEL LIKE THIS HURT ME MORE THAN HIM

[@dd3989]

SAME

[@Lyssi_K]

Omg same

[@amandav1567]

fuck yes

[@carysrene9347]

SAME HAHA

[@un_heavenly]

Ikr

[@rosemary835]

The backing vocals are just 10/10

[@jennycowan8170]

Wtf is your profile picture

[@cherrybones7130]

it’s only been 3 years? it’s felt like a whole 6 since it’s been release 👁👄👁

[@t_cmusic]

4 years

[@elixa562]

7 🙂

[@faintedtoast1670]

He finally found the right box

[@fredzys1795]

Woow 😂

[@dip-and-dots3057]

That made me smile thanks

[@thecrow4364]

Well now I'm REALLY crafting!

[@lindsay1400]

its not blurry for him anymore :)

[@sophiadelrosario6526]

Omg🤗🤗♥️♥️♥️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@katefrost8500]

This dude is the only RUclipsr that actually roasted himself properly.

[@theresat1776]

vv true

[@poppyb7720]

And then Gabbie Hanna now that was deep tho

[@MegaKhelditia]

Her second roast was C R I S P Y

[@isabellasalgueroc5468]

The Josh Pieters one was great too

[@Timtamjammer]

Gabbies blew me away tbh her and Dan man

[@sarahh7594]

Person: Hey, do you listen to rap?
Me: **nervous laughter** haha yeah totally **starts watching this**

[@ZOGILM]

This and Hamilton

[@annelisedo8455]

YES MY FANDOMMMM

[@otakufreak6277]

That was too damn true xDD

[@ZOGILM]

yep yep yep

[@riaparker6860]

+_Wispen _ so true XD

[@iske1702]

8 years later and this still lives in my head rent free

[@lividender838]

You know you have a problem when you have this memorized

[@sociallyawkwardwolf796]

Ender05 what about the fast rap I’m learning it

[@lividender838]

SociallyAwkward Wolf yep I got that down. It freaks out my friends.

[@sociallyawkwardwolf796]

Ender05 on normal speed? Wow I’m still trying

[@sociallyawkwardwolf796]

I can do it on 0.75 speed

[@lividender838]

SociallyAwkward Wolf that's pretty good. I think I can only do it on normal because I can actually rap and crap like that

[@syyylent5421]

Dan... your diss track is... fire.

[@syyylent5421]

(@_@)

[@itspaisley5495]

is... ON FIRE XD

[@grungekookie3298]

불타오르네

[@alois2193]

ikr

[@ElizabethJosae]

Dan this is the best roast yourself challenge I've seen so far 👏👏👏

[@sidneysmith206]

My best friend thinks I'm crazy because I sing this randomly at school...
I think she's right.

[@papaweasel2620]

ur mum,,,

[@papaweasel2620]

GET REKT

[@jennacantfly]

Sidney Smith don't worry I can sing the whole song. Wow I need friends

[@bellazarzana3812]

Sidney Smith I do the same thing😂😂

[@phoot5198]

same!!😂😂

[@olithey-them1141]

trying to beat the weird kid allegations when this banger starts playing

[@potato.pancake]

fr

[@serenity6637]

99% of these comments are about
'Daniel Howell'

[@wowie6606]

Serploop :D yep😁😂

[@nvyahh]

what about the other 1%

[@christinaaaaah]

Serploop :D because it's his video... tf

[@bleachboy2269]

Including this comment

[@dopefirebloodsweattears6982]

IM YOUR 3,000 LIKEEE

[@EaGogoJuice]

HE STARS WITH "HELLO INTERNET - MY NAME IS DAN"!!!!!!!

[@jackie6937]

The Purple Dumbo omg!!!

[@jessicageorge7737]

The Purple Dumbo Yeah but in his first video he said ' Hi. So my name is [ Dan ]. idek if that's what you meant but oh well

[@Trashtato]

The Purple Dumbo OML *gets triggered and remembers every Dan vid ever watched*

[@Kittycat137Cat]

The Purple Dumbo I must noticed that. and he didn't do it right. it's [Dan]

[@jessicageorge7737]

Robinshadow Yeah ik but the spaces in between the brackets look so aesthetic ;)

[@esmeralda6622]

hello my name is dan and you can see my thigh, WHY? i don’t know but he’s a guy with his flesh on show, whatahoe
that’s
our
dan

[@Bambabababambam]

Ezzy AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT IS OUR DAN, HE COMES UP WITH CUTE LITTLE RHYMES AAAAHHHHHHHH

[@Bambabababambam]

Ezzy Sorry, I flipped out when I saw your comment

[@margaretjohnson6742]

We love him still

[@keiramurphy815]

Ezzy PINOF9 HAPPENED AND IM GOING ON THERE TOUR AND IM SO EXCITED IF YOU COULDNT TELL AND IM SORRY IM GONNA LEAVE NOW BYE
👤➡️🚪

[@WhyCom-xe3qu]

I love this comment more than the actual diss track right now

[@chewbacca5197]

A YEAR WITHOUT UPLOADING HE COMES BACK WITH A FLAG

[@rwitabina]

perfection.

[@qualiie]

*Reason why Dan's a fail! (yay)*
Dan: Oh I'll give you some
Dan: *dEEP BREATH*

[@for3stspirit]

Me explaining anything about myself to someone.

[@miarenshaw3093]

Actually me though

[@louisaglen187]

Dan *INHALES*

[@k.sharma6104]

younevertweetyouovereatallyoudoiscryandsleepyourjokesareshitpostsandmemeswithnooriginalityyourfamily'ssadyoufloppedyourlawdegreeatuniversityandanythingembarrassingthat'sfromyourpastyoujustdeleteyouwereveganforlikethreeweeksthenwhat?youmissedthemeat?wowi'msoimpressedbyyourclearmoralintegrityyoutrysohardtobepeacefulanddiplomaticbutcan'tmaketoastwithouttumblrsayingyou'reproblematic

[@saharhodgson3661]

phanic! at the disco thank you for this🙏🏼

[@klinn2240]

lol literally all of dan's videos are a roast yourself challenge

[@TojoRo]

savage

[@herbiemay73]

that was very, very well said I'll give u that one

[@paris.c555]

wow

[@baehbee7583]

literally

[@alyssa5442]

I like your username

[@obsydian_jay]

Daniel may not be on fire, but his computer surely is.

[@bea3421]

Claubasourus Rex MILESSS

[@obsydian_jay]

Miles is fricking awesome!

[@azizaporter9171]

Molly F true

[@laddylovebugg7272]

Too soon :(

[@obsydian_jay]

laddy love bugg Sorry. :(

[@oliviaborden6723]

i love that the comment section is just filled with everyone coming back to this years later and we all still know the words

[@noshka24]

Why do I know this lyrics to this whole song but can't remember math to save my life

[@hannahunhinged]

FandomTrashAtTheDisco If you put math equations to the tune of Dan's roast, I'd be impressed.

[@gg1049]

Hannah R so prepare for an equation and by that I mean 50•9 cause this question bout to get dragged by my math book

[@haleybrown6822]

FandomTrashAtTheDisco same

[@Trashtato]

FandomTrashAtTheDisco Ikrrrr

[@kayzagiles2296]

FandomTrashAtTheDisco same

[@joytfw]

It hit 10 mil and I don't now if I'm proud or concerned.

[@joytfw]

Melanite Sakari same.

[@weirdhuman1703]

I’m both

[@joytfw]

Snape the Loner fair point

[@memaymoo8088]

*so be concerned*
Sorry.

[@danarogers2411]

Proudly concerned

[@lucytalbot1845]

Me: so what kind of music do you like?
Friend: ya know like rap and pop and other mainstream kinda stuff, you?
Me: uh *awkward cough* yeah me too
*me at 3 am*
*searches for dan's diss track*
*continually hits replay button*

[@katherine-lv9ro]

*REPLY

[@katherine-lv9ro]

*REPLAY LMAOOOOO

[@jaylenerodriguez9489]

literally me

[@justineh6861]

Saaaaaaaaaaame

[@z0mbielovejuice]

I can't believe I got to experience this getting blasted in a room full of people, I'm so glad I went to we're all doomed

[@tegankeeley5510]

One of the only things that made me regret not getting tickets was the revival of this masterpiece 😂 hope you had a great time there! 🎉

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

I was getting merch when it played and missed it 😭 I just heard a ton of people screaming and figured out what happened after the fact

[@salmae4538]

it's been two months and we get a two minute video... BUT THIS VIDEO WAS SO WORTH THE TWO MONTHS ITS LIKE A GIFT FROM GOD HIMSELF MY FACE IS CLEAR MY EYELASHES GOT LONGER AND 12.3 YEARS HAVE BEEN ADDED TO MY LIFETIME BLESS THIS VIDEO

[@CuteCraftGames]

I want to marry This comment

[@jillspadea3077]

Omg YES

[@devynj9651]

I can't recall a time when I read a more accurate comment than this.

[@sarahbear1942]

SO TRUE SO SO TRUE

[@ales304]

same

[@anonymousgirl5610]

Eminem who

[@melaniehowlter5585]

dont trust a song this flawless

[@udjdhjddhdg3330]

Melanie Howlter *that's*

[@aprilsfool6045]

YES

[@olivart8012]

|-/

[@aarna7859]

|-/

[@aymeswag2866]

Don't trust a perfect person and don't trust a song that's flawless |-/

[@ThisIsItReally]

6 YEARS Later and I can RECITE this from memory. If I had put this much effort in school, my future would look...brighter than the black hole it currently is. This video also hits differently this year after we've seen stand-up comedian Dan's crush list, so hey, kudos on that Daniel! (My brain also likes to randomly start reciting this very late at night when I can't sleep, so I'm not really sure how my sleep paralysis demon is doing 🙃)

[@corbyn8971]

Who else constantly listens to this even though it's 2018?

[@lyrissajohnson1937]

That is SOO me I think that is all of Dan's (and phil's) fans honestly.

[@danielle3020]

I watch this everyday

[@gabvers0]

this video is the reason why i'm still alive

[@shookshrek6717]

Animal Lover76 MEEEE

[@atardece]

me tfff

[@lasa468]

YOU JUST WITNESSED THE ROAST OF
Daniel Howell

[@electrixc.804]

ISNSKKA

[@amygueye4881]

~~Daniel Howell~~

[@ericp.3726]

☹️😭

[@notsosafetyscissors6870]

jishwa tyjo WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHH **le sob** WHHHYYYYYYYY

[@beautifuldisaster6380]

jishwa tyjo I STILL HAVENT RECOVERED STAHP 😭

[@em9486]

Dan: *posts a serious heartfelt video*
The entire phandom: *is supportive*
the phandom under their breath: *this hits different*

[@NatOfNowhere]

unus annus unus annus

[@lovingdragons]

Momento mori (sorry if I spelled it wrong)

[@oli2476]

would you care to discuss the inevitability of death?

[@sexynickiminaj1]

memento mori!

[@kelpqueen159]

UNUS ANNUS, UNUS ANNUS!

[@noah-nx3ni]

deadass haven't watched dan in 2 years and watched this and somehow still remembered every single word????