How To Survive Exams

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

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  • @lexi2523
    @lexi2523 8 лет назад +5494

    when i have to study im like 2% actual studying and 98% telling people i have to study

  • @2dvenus
    @2dvenus 6 лет назад +4166

    "Start studying weeks before your exams!"
    *watching a day before them*
    "oh"

    • @benjaminnebenjamin6033
      @benjaminnebenjamin6033 6 лет назад +16

      2 d HAHAHAHAHA so me right now 😂😂😂

    • @awkwardli6085
      @awkwardli6085 6 лет назад +9

      Same here😂

    • @sakuraheony
      @sakuraheony 6 лет назад +4

      I have a week and two sets of art homework to do

    • @the_duck0247
      @the_duck0247 6 лет назад +7

      Legit me right now.

    • @mikohlen8601
      @mikohlen8601 6 лет назад +3

      LMAO I HAVE A PLAYING TEST FOR ORCHESTRA IN TWO DAYS AND I HAVENT EVEN LOOKED AT THE MUSIC WE LOVE THAT

  • @linsbin6084
    @linsbin6084 8 лет назад +1480

    I want to know what Phil thought when he heard Dan screech "My bare nipples!"

    • @ohmyglobitsdana6220
      @ohmyglobitsdana6220 8 лет назад +11

      I wanted to see them tbh

    • @StarryNightsHI3
      @StarryNightsHI3 8 лет назад +18

      I'm guessing that Dan had Phil record most of the inserted clips in this video so by that he was probably immune

    • @ohmyglobitsdana6220
      @ohmyglobitsdana6220 8 лет назад +4

      +Emily Swiftstone you killed my dreams

    • @sywitz
      @sywitz 8 лет назад +49

      Probably "this is completely normal"

    • @jersienicole2676
      @jersienicole2676 8 лет назад +2

      +stxrfish tru

  • @immijo5571
    @immijo5571 5 лет назад +1000

    Dan:try turning off your notifications
    Me:you think people message me?!

    • @CozyCupcake5234
      @CozyCupcake5234 5 лет назад +23

      I also don't get RUclips notifications, because Dan never posts! lol

    • @LMSPetRescue
      @LMSPetRescue 5 лет назад +3

      Lauren V Dont remind me😭😭😭

    • @mialfreeman
      @mialfreeman 5 лет назад +5

      my only friend is my cat. WOW IM SO COOOL

    • @myraredfern7587
      @myraredfern7587 5 лет назад +3

      @@CozyCupcake5234 I felt that..

    • @leavewe
      @leavewe 4 года назад +1

      hello

  • @j0hnathan13l5
    @j0hnathan13l5 8 лет назад +7728

    I demand Dan to release a video singing the entire periodic table

  • @helenlys
    @helenlys 7 лет назад +819

    "Don't do an all nighter"
    *currently doing an all nighter watching this the day before my exams*

  • @greywick
    @greywick 8 лет назад +720

    I'm still going to die during exams but at least this gave me some motivation to actually get shit done thanks

    • @amazingmelyisnotonfire9430
      @amazingmelyisnotonfire9430 8 лет назад +1

      Im lucky because I dont have to do exams

    • @AtlasPyro
      @AtlasPyro 8 лет назад +2

      Holy crap, you're blurryghosts on tumblr! I'm a huge fan of your art!

    • @greywick
      @greywick 8 лет назад +8

      Atlas Pyro aa hello! thank you :D

    • @amazingmelyisnotonfire9430
      @amazingmelyisnotonfire9430 8 лет назад +2

      Atlas Pyro who doesn't love her art it is literally goals

    • @fatty35
      @fatty35 8 лет назад +1

      HEY ROBY I LOVE YOU

  • @daisy6545
    @daisy6545 6 лет назад +1519

    My brain in an exam: ok so you need to concentrate
    Me: yeah that’s great so what’s this mean
    My brain: concentrate
    Me: ok but can you like not concentrate on concentrating
    My brain: CONCENTRATE
    Me: AhAhAhAHHHHHHH

  • @isabellaamador3284
    @isabellaamador3284 8 лет назад +246

    This reminds me of the procrastination video and now I want to cry

  • @itsisha9762
    @itsisha9762 8 лет назад +1200

    what a great video to procrastinate instead of completing 6 projects and 4 assignments and studying for 3 tests in less than a weeks time how about anime next yes that sounds legit
    much thank dan

  • @ajx2838
    @ajx2838 8 лет назад +4075

    please make a video of you singing the entire periodic table song
    it would help alot of youngins memorize it

    • @BansheeBanshee
      @BansheeBanshee 8 лет назад +17

      kit kit bo bit banana fana fo fit fi fa mo mit kit

    • @caitlynclark5484
      @caitlynclark5484 8 лет назад +2

      OMG THIS WOULD BE V HELPFUL (but idk it might be like a rip off of ASAP science because they did a video on it)

    • @danielhowell
      @danielhowell  8 лет назад +488

      i should release it as the bonus track on the ladders EP

    • @shefalirajan6801
      @shefalirajan6801 8 лет назад +12

      wow Dan actually replied, dang.

    • @sarahzimmermann3732
      @sarahzimmermann3732 8 лет назад

      +danisnotonfire oh hello I'm seeing you and phil in Minnesota and I'm so excited man

  • @cowboyliesure5187
    @cowboyliesure5187 6 лет назад +391

    "Study weeks before you exam"
    Currently re-watching this 3 days before my exams

  • @bunnybabey3584
    @bunnybabey3584 7 лет назад +1745

    "Exercise"
    How dare you swear at me

    • @delphinethompson6672
      @delphinethompson6672 6 лет назад +32

      I have never related to someone as much as this.

    • @rockymeist5196
      @rockymeist5196 6 лет назад +17

      Outer Kid i dont know what that is plz tell me

    • @rockymeist5196
      @rockymeist5196 6 лет назад +11

      Exercise?

    • @gabbriellarose397
      @gabbriellarose397 6 лет назад +13

      Never say the e word. P.E. is the scariest thing in school besides tests. PACER! Heck no!

    • @natalia.lizette
      @natalia.lizette 6 лет назад +4

      Outer Kid mind ur profanity

  • @lexie7337
    @lexie7337 7 лет назад +651

    Did I just hear
    "The square root of a banana is Shakespear."?

    • @daisy6545
      @daisy6545 6 лет назад +9

      Lexie Lives Off Emo Bands yes that is me in maths and really any lesson it normally ends with wait where am I what are we doing what lesson am I in and then picking up my pen and writing in German. When I’m in English class

    • @keira9526
      @keira9526 6 лет назад +4

      Lexie Lives Off Emo Bands
      It can be spelt many different ways, but the most common way to spell it us Shakespear *e*

    • @glow2500
      @glow2500 5 лет назад

      I literally love this 😂

  • @oof444
    @oof444 7 лет назад +854

    *watching this while my exams are in a week and I have 10 chapters to study for my science exam*
    well isn't this just delightful

    • @Aree.
      @Aree. 7 лет назад +10

      phanxshane Same but *I have 20 chapters to do in 2 days help me please twitches uncontrollably*

    • @purifiedsanctified
      @purifiedsanctified 7 лет назад +1

      phanxshane... school is in less than a week and I still haven't done my summer reading.

    • @somayajularammohan1017
      @somayajularammohan1017 7 лет назад

      I had 22 chaps in social but now I am done with it ha.....yessss

    • @witchbitchgirl
      @witchbitchgirl 7 лет назад +2

      I have a literature exam in a week and I need to study something like 10 poems. But our teacher really wants to help us and teach us how to improve our studying techniques, so we had a lesson about how to study specifically for this exam, and I really really hope to do well on it. :)

    • @rinfajardo1789
      @rinfajardo1789 7 лет назад

      Elimination for a quiz bee next week and have to study everything from 1st-2nd quarter. *cries*

  • @immortaljodi
    @immortaljodi 5 лет назад +319

    "Like I did in a physics lesson once..."
    *Talks about Chemistry*

    • @benjamingallagher5331
      @benjamingallagher5331 4 года назад +4

      i didn't enjoy learning about the elements in physics until we had to give a fun fact on an element and I said "zinc was mentioned in Phineas and Ferb," which proceeded to make some people hang out with me more and others avoid me because I was "childish and weird"

    • @ilanagardi2822
      @ilanagardi2822 4 года назад +7

      I thought that too but then we started doing nuclear radiation etc and you need a periodic table for that:)

  • @Carina5707
    @Carina5707 7 лет назад +1290

    Honestly this is one of Dan's best videos. The pacing, the writing, the combination of personal stories with actual advice, very tasteful yet hilarious humor. Just so well done.

    • @ollielearner6994
      @ollielearner6994 7 лет назад +11

      Juce na this video just makes me more anxious about my life

    • @starboyonyx
      @starboyonyx 6 лет назад +12

      I agree. this probably took a shit ton of time too.

    • @thienthien444
      @thienthien444 Год назад +4

      this is one of my comfort videos despite the topic being so anxiety inducing

  • @ttade8077
    @ttade8077 7 лет назад +1038

    This is me, watching this 13 hours away from an algebra exam. Instead of studying.

    • @emilialuca7820
      @emilialuca7820 7 лет назад +5

      pea nut same

    • @ElsieMiles
      @ElsieMiles 7 лет назад +18

      4 hours lmao

    • @lisaatjeb0290
      @lisaatjeb0290 7 лет назад +1

      pea nut i have a test week this week, i didnt learn yet

    • @ttade8077
      @ttade8077 7 лет назад

      Good luck with that!

    • @nowshinislam8260
      @nowshinislam8260 7 лет назад

      same here but with math exam well at lest I'm not alone😅😂😂

  • @nicodifictional540
    @nicodifictional540 8 лет назад +741

    Okay yeah he uploads only once a month, but clearly spends a lot of time during that gap working on his next video because the stuff he uploads is really good quality entertainment.

    • @kierafeldman5737
      @kierafeldman5737 8 лет назад +24

      Plus he was sick this month

    • @rebeccabrockwellx7550
      @rebeccabrockwellx7550 8 лет назад +14

      well he does work in radio 1 so also that

    • @joepatterson151
      @joepatterson151 8 лет назад +9

      all the stuff previously said, plus the fact that Dan and Phil are on tour.

    • @pinkphases2113
      @pinkphases2113 8 лет назад +5

      Liza Koshy uploads once a week and her stuff is gold.

    • @dead4120
      @dead4120 8 лет назад +1

      +timberly the chicken SHE IS AMAZING #LIZZZAFORPRESIDENT2K16

  • @daphneereid8470
    @daphneereid8470 6 лет назад +384

    “Read your steve and Bucky m-preg” fic” HONESTLY SAME

    • @mikeuchiha5972
      @mikeuchiha5972 5 лет назад +1

      daphnee reid nah imma read my favourite Anisoka fanfic

  • @hihello208
    @hihello208 6 лет назад +389

    if tomorrow's not the due date, today's not the do day

  • @user-uk7wc2dv8e
    @user-uk7wc2dv8e 7 лет назад +678

    Dan: Wattup Internet
    me:
    not my self esteem

  • @xoazenneth
    @xoazenneth 7 лет назад +887

    "You cannot study if you are stressing out in a pile of underwear and crumbs, okay?"
    me: *literally sitting on bed with dirty clothes* hOW DO YOU KNOW

    • @ayato9797
      @ayato9797 7 лет назад +2

      SAME

    • @caffeinatedx
      @caffeinatedx 6 лет назад +4

      I got my socks scattered everywhere and my laundry on my study chair.

    • @solarstar7509
      @solarstar7509 6 лет назад +11

      I'm in my sister's wardrobe.
      It is my RUclips spot.

    • @shrimptoast3820
      @shrimptoast3820 5 лет назад

      ikr

  • @ruthannett
    @ruthannett 6 лет назад +567

    That time of year again

    • @colef2345
      @colef2345 5 лет назад +7

      My mind went to periods for some reason lol

    • @bagle02
      @bagle02 5 лет назад

      C F same tho

    • @jenniferm7695
      @jenniferm7695 4 года назад +1

      @@colef2345 imagine getting your period on an exam week. I'd probably scream

  • @michaela-uk7vt
    @michaela-uk7vt 7 лет назад +383

    i watched this at the exact same time last year during my exams this is gonna be like a tradition for me now

    • @smh.shouto
      @smh.shouto 7 лет назад +1

      michaela SAME XD

    • @meserahabdullah845
      @meserahabdullah845 7 лет назад

      michaela same I watch it every time exams are coming up to make myself feel better about it if I'm fed up

    • @michaelapowell5505
      @michaelapowell5505 7 лет назад

      OOHHHH MA GAWSH NAME TWIN!!!!

    • @malyourgal7540
      @malyourgal7540 7 лет назад

      same it gets me in the exam spirit

  • @cornwallis8297
    @cornwallis8297 7 лет назад +1257

    I Love this because i have
    •science project
    •two math tests and 10 pages notes and
    •history essay due
    yet i’m watching this at two am....
    *worth it*

    • @telepathetic1425
      @telepathetic1425 7 лет назад +26

      i have do a science project,
      study for a science quiz,
      study for a history test,
      study for a math test,
      write an entire essay about a book i didn’t finish reading,
      prepare a spanish presentation,
      and finish a marketing project
      it’s 9 pm
      this is literally all due tomorrow morning
      fuck

    • @kayla-yi5xh
      @kayla-yi5xh 6 лет назад +4

      telepathetic How’d it go??

    • @telepathetic1425
      @telepathetic1425 6 лет назад +14

      I GOT 2 HOURS OF SLEEP BUT I THINK I DID GOOD ON MY EXAMS SO IT WAS WORTH IT

    • @noagiobbe7383
      @noagiobbe7383 6 лет назад +5

      STAN AF I hope you're still alive

    • @kayla-yi5xh
      @kayla-yi5xh 6 лет назад +2

      telepathetic SO HOW’D YA DO

  • @supbro2659
    @supbro2659 7 лет назад +288

    "Heathy diets" *stuffs cheese bread in mouth and chugs iced tea*

  • @melindahayflinger6090
    @melindahayflinger6090 6 лет назад +298

    *day before exam*
    *frantically googling how to school*
    "Start studying weeks before exam"
    *sshhiiitttttttttt*

  • @spooderyusr
    @spooderyusr 7 лет назад +333

    i mean , if tomorrow ain't the due date , today isn't the do date

  • @mdstarfaith706
    @mdstarfaith706 7 лет назад +422

    I remember the entire week before the AP History exam, I binge watched One Piece instead of studying.
    And was one of the few people that passed.

    • @AbhipshaSahuCoPrezIOFA
      @AbhipshaSahuCoPrezIOFA 6 лет назад +16

      😂 you're amazing

    • @rockymeist5196
      @rockymeist5196 6 лет назад +2

      MD Starfaith One Piece is amazing

    • @ali-de5kb
      @ali-de5kb 6 лет назад +12

      You are a god I now lay out my simple offering of a comment *I WORSHIP YOU*

    • @knair629
      @knair629 6 лет назад +2

      There is a special place in hell for you

    • @purpleties127
      @purpleties127 6 лет назад +1

      MD Starfaith whats an ap exam

  • @TheThirdPew
    @TheThirdPew 8 лет назад +448

    I can smell the A's on my report card already thank you Dan

  • @kittycat2474
    @kittycat2474 6 лет назад +2265

    What kind of sadist flushes the toilet while still sitting on it?

  • @helenavukojevic193
    @helenavukojevic193 8 лет назад +1432

    I should be studying, but yet I'm watching Dans videos

  • @kathrine2734
    @kathrine2734 8 лет назад +670

    "And the first thing is to sort out your environment"
    Looks down at floor... where is my floor

  • @Kiki-fs2wz
    @Kiki-fs2wz 7 лет назад +451

    Dan:TOO MUCH TO REMEMBER
    *there is nothing on the papers*

  • @itsonion651
    @itsonion651 5 лет назад +587

    "If you memorize five facts, go read your favorite steve and bucky mpreg fic"
    how did this predict my actions three years before I even knew what it meant

    • @rad6289
      @rad6289 5 лет назад +2

      SAMEEEE

    • @ogTinaP
      @ogTinaP 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @joshdunsdrumstick
      @joshdunsdrumstick 4 года назад +1

      SAME LMAOOO

    • @aubsurd
      @aubsurd 4 года назад +1

      OMG SAME, WHEN I STARTED TO WATCH MCU I WAS PETRIFIED HAHAHA

  • @sarahdowling4798
    @sarahdowling4798 6 лет назад +2393

    *watches this after gets 57% on a history test* heheheh ... heh

    • @beingsocialwasnevermyforte
      @beingsocialwasnevermyforte 6 лет назад +54

      Sarahneedstostop gurl u passed - try to be positive ✨

    • @indigo365
      @indigo365 6 лет назад +23

      lmao our teacher does these things called "fast radicals" every morning where you have 3 minutes to complete ten problems where you had to simplify the square roots and i got a 0 on three of them, a 20 on one and a 40 on two. did i mention that the bastard of a teacher i have counted them as quiz grades

    • @alicia1467
      @alicia1467 6 лет назад +14

      Guess this can’t get me an a on art after getting a 47% 😂

    • @kylielam7181
      @kylielam7181 6 лет назад +1

      OMFG IM HAVING MY HIST EXAM TMR IM DOOMED

    • @maliejade7956
      @maliejade7956 6 лет назад +1

      I got a 44

  • @jilliannerice3863
    @jilliannerice3863 8 лет назад +842

    '' Try to get rid of all distractions ''
    then i gotta get rid of dan

    • @lizzy9881
      @lizzy9881 8 лет назад +3

      5SOS

    • @NehaPd
      @NehaPd 8 лет назад +1

      turn off the notifications

    • @danielhowell
      @danielhowell  8 лет назад +141

      oh no
      i am the maker of my own doom
      i always knew this moment would come

    • @msh3l518
      @msh3l518 8 лет назад +1

      RIP DAN

    • @elizapancakes4445
      @elizapancakes4445 8 лет назад +1

      +danisnotonfire hi dan

  • @astrozombie5521
    @astrozombie5521 8 лет назад +1933

    I'm procrastinating from studying for my exams by watching this video.

  • @teddie7158
    @teddie7158 6 лет назад +229

    the periodic table is chemistry buT ok dan

    • @yuck7474
      @yuck7474 5 лет назад +12

      And you don’t need to memorise it lol

    • @nara9793
      @nara9793 5 лет назад +10

      @@yuck7474 we had to

    • @nayd.k.4364
      @nayd.k.4364 5 лет назад +1

      @@nara9793, holy crap.

    • @harshpreetkaur329
      @harshpreetkaur329 5 лет назад +3

      no wonder he barely survived school

    • @kousheesuman1719
      @kousheesuman1719 4 года назад +1

      @@yuck7474 i had to as well, but only the first 20 elements

  • @ollie9090
    @ollie9090 7 лет назад +305

    How to survive exams: you don't.

    • @catherineschroeder1295
      @catherineschroeder1295 7 лет назад +1

      h furlong very very true last year I only got ONE B and the rest were.. C’s and D’s aren’t I smart🤓

    • @ollielearner6994
      @ollielearner6994 7 лет назад +1

      h furlong right you are
      Strong solid truth there
      Give a round of applause for this person
      And don’t trust Dan in this video, he’s turned weird.

    • @Kizamo
      @Kizamo 7 лет назад

      Not with that attitude you won’t!

    • @indigo365
      @indigo365 6 лет назад

      Jiminie Mouse okay mom.

  • @nicolem03
    @nicolem03 7 лет назад +791

    "Get out of the way ho, don't need ur negative vibes"
    DYING 😂😂😭😭

  • @IEFAG
    @IEFAG 8 лет назад +550

    I'm allergic to exams

  • @chelsea4843
    @chelsea4843 6 лет назад +527

    Stressful student- I'm gonna die!!
    Dan- Get out of the way hoe i don't need your negative vibes!
    me-Yassss Dan

  • @user-vy6db6vz2c
    @user-vy6db6vz2c 8 лет назад +1100

    2:57 Dan was playing with A PAD
    I remember from one of Louise (SprinkleOfGlitter) 's tweets or an interview she mention that Dan and Phil have a 'Girls Box' in their bathroom with lots of pads and tampons for any female friends in need
    THAT IS A REAL PROTIP ON HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN

    • @DinoCanGoRawr
      @DinoCanGoRawr 8 лет назад +117

      Isn't it just toilet paper wrapped around his fingers?

    • @lucythomas5752
      @lucythomas5752 8 лет назад +40

      yeah pretty sure that's tissue paper

    • @kaida9888
      @kaida9888 8 лет назад +37

      That's toilet paper...

    • @erin-music9471
      @erin-music9471 8 лет назад +37

      I'm pretty sure that was folded toilet paper

    • @springandhobbes
      @springandhobbes 8 лет назад +18

      can you please give me a link to that interview?

  • @user-dt8hn9oh2y
    @user-dt8hn9oh2y 8 лет назад +515

    "pleasekeepwatchingmyvideosit'sallihave" don't worry Dan your videos are all I have too XD

    • @smk_tvsenpai2097
      @smk_tvsenpai2097 8 лет назад +1

      Aliana Welth same 😂

    • @TripleA7mNc
      @TripleA7mNc 8 лет назад +17

      lets all keep each other alive lol

    • @stacey-oy8nf
      @stacey-oy8nf 7 лет назад +25

      haha.... its not like I watched all the pinof's at 2am last night... no, not at all. That's lies we all knew it

    • @xokiera8528
      @xokiera8528 7 лет назад

      Døll Bønes thanks babezzzzzzzzzz

    • @emamekkartny
      @emamekkartny 7 лет назад +2

      Aliana Welth same

  • @verysmolmangoes
    @verysmolmangoes 6 лет назад +251

    "Steve and bucky"
    Im freaking out btw just not on keyboard

  • @lucylucy3400
    @lucylucy3400 6 лет назад +65

    “GET OUT OF THE WAY HOE I DONT NEED YOR NEGATIVE VIBES” lmfao that killed me😂

  • @aliciaabraham1582
    @aliciaabraham1582 7 лет назад +359

    The iconic 'weed' shirt

  • @myartistheweapon5519
    @myartistheweapon5519 8 лет назад +575

    The people in the hotel rooms around him are probably wondering what's going on in there.

  • @queenvclvet4629
    @queenvclvet4629 6 лет назад +182

    Math - The 1st Remix by Daniel Howell

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 4 года назад

      it's a remix of maths by deadmau5

  • @froggychairs
    @froggychairs 6 лет назад +34

    This was the first video of Dan i watched, i forgot how helpful it actually was :') im in the middle of exams and i have already done every single thing dan told me not to do! gotta remember to watch this every year

    • @sriprathavasanthysenthil2017
      @sriprathavasanthysenthil2017 4 года назад +2

      For some reason, I remember the first ever AmazingPhil video I watched, ‘Why I can’t go back to the gym’. But I don’t really remember what was the first ever Dan video I’ve seen, but this was one of the first Dan videos I’ve seen and it is really helpful, honestly.

  • @singerpianistgirl
    @singerpianistgirl 8 лет назад +701

    That awkward moment when you don't have to turn off notifications because you have no social life...

  • @ellie9090
    @ellie9090 8 лет назад +423

    how to survive exams:
    you don't

  • @oliviam8361
    @oliviam8361 7 лет назад +370

    "The square root of the...banana...Shakespeare" mE

    • @jaybradley1525
      @jaybradley1525 6 лет назад

      Twenty One Panics! At The Chemical Disco. Same..

    • @zedekiahhunter8154
      @zedekiahhunter8154 6 лет назад +1

      I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC SM

    • @helenaking1488
      @helenaking1488 6 лет назад +3

      Sounds like AQA planning GCSE questions

    • @jennagaddis117
      @jennagaddis117 6 лет назад

      Twenty One Panics! At The Chemical Disco *I appreciate your username*

  • @EmIdc
    @EmIdc 6 лет назад +53

    “Drop the bass: MATH MATH MATHMATHMATHMATH” this still makes me cry-laugh

  • @ZeroG151
    @ZeroG151 8 лет назад +528

    Even though it's been about 2 months since I took my exams, this video stressed me out man

    • @mahashahid5143
      @mahashahid5143 8 лет назад

      relating so hard

    • @cj-pe5mj
      @cj-pe5mj 8 лет назад

      I'm going to high school this year and I'm honestly really stressed and freaked. I take 4 dance but might have to chose between two of them cause they overlap. I'm socially awkward and weird. And I've always had trouble paying attention but I feel like this school year was the hardest to pay attention in. I mean I try to pay attention, my mind just wanders to everything.

    • @portxr
      @portxr 8 лет назад +1

      same

    • @depressedgalaxy6208
      @depressedgalaxy6208 8 лет назад

      +Luna Eclipse me too man

    • @arielleraza4706
      @arielleraza4706 8 лет назад

      same

  • @alexisn1358
    @alexisn1358 7 лет назад +201

    "do what SHERLOCK would do." 😂😂OMG "I mean mind palace you pervs" he ships johnlock!!

  • @issawoshi
    @issawoshi 7 лет назад +184

    "Try to get rid of all distractions"
    Me: *Throws away fridge, laptop, phone, my life*
    Mum: What are you doing?
    Me: I HAVE FUCKING EXAMS MUM

  • @heehee2878
    @heehee2878 6 лет назад +155

    “You can not study if ur stressing out in a pile of underwear and crumbs, which I know is what ur sitting in right now. Don’t try to fool me.”
    Me: I’M FEELING ATTACKED

  • @zaafirah6258
    @zaafirah6258 7 лет назад +294

    Am I the only one who watches this video religiously before every single exam?

  • @michelleambrose6799
    @michelleambrose6799 8 лет назад +669

    Dan: start studying weeks before the exams
    Me: *has exams next week and hasn't even started*
    Me: cRAP

    • @kaceyloo2985
      @kaceyloo2985 8 лет назад +1

      M Ambrose lol

    • @boredaf4721
      @boredaf4721 8 лет назад +2

      M Ambrose Lol we had ours today, good luck

    • @michelleambrose6799
      @michelleambrose6799 8 лет назад

      Myah Jones update: exams start tomorrow I still haven't started studying uh oh

    • @boredaf4721
      @boredaf4721 8 лет назад

      M Ambrose Oh shit R.I.P. fam

    • @michelleambrose6799
      @michelleambrose6799 8 лет назад

      Myah Jones well I'm done and I don't think I failed? (I hope)

  • @sianell5620
    @sianell5620 8 лет назад +3998

    Howell-to-survive-exams

    • @user-fo9pf
      @user-fo9pf 8 лет назад +60

      theres a door. get out of it.

    • @Milan-sz5gg
      @Milan-sz5gg 8 лет назад +50

      Howell you survive?

    • @ying520
      @ying520 8 лет назад +19

      what have us phans become

    • @disaster2p0
      @disaster2p0 8 лет назад +5

      damnit

    • @5w1ft94
      @5w1ft94 8 лет назад +3

      Oh dear

  • @Mustafa-cp8wc
    @Mustafa-cp8wc 5 лет назад +8

    The periodic table song got stuck in my head and i remembered the valency of boron in an exam. Bless you

  • @GraceC
    @GraceC 7 лет назад +138

    Do you ever just revise by flicking through your book for two minutes and just think what does it all mean??

  • @hollyrice3381
    @hollyrice3381 8 лет назад +791

    Just so you know, asthma, anxiety, and exams do NOT go together.

    • @alinbriseno2698
      @alinbriseno2698 8 лет назад +2

      Same
      Also, RAVENCLAW YAS

    • @roseslugi
      @roseslugi 8 лет назад +3

      and social anxiety

    • @francoodle
      @francoodle 8 лет назад +1

      I'm in Ravenclaw!!!

    • @ivygracia9556
      @ivygracia9556 8 лет назад +1

      That_ravenclaw good advice because the bad news is I have anxiety

    • @jupitersfox6299
      @jupitersfox6299 8 лет назад

      That_ravenclaw I have anxiety and asthma :/

  • @iaveee2990
    @iaveee2990 6 лет назад +110

    This video HELPED ME..
    And I also lost a load of friends by singing the periodic table song 24/7..
    Never mind Dan and Phil exist so what could go wrong?

  • @nomnomnoming
    @nomnomnoming 6 лет назад +57

    Dan:A NEW CAT ON NEKO ATSUME!??!?!?!SCREW THIS!! *throws book*

  • @popyouintheschnoz3710
    @popyouintheschnoz3710 8 лет назад +290

    oh god protip is back

  • @caylieolson
    @caylieolson 8 лет назад +376

    okay but I am truly sorry for anyone who was in the same hotel as them and had no idea what the hell was going on

    • @caylieolson
      @caylieolson 8 лет назад +21

      like really the neighbors probably heard "math math MATH MATH MATH MATH" and "aAAH MY BARE NIPPLES" IM cryiNG

    • @khowell6988
      @khowell6988 8 лет назад +3

      DEAD.

    • @amelieparker676
      @amelieparker676 8 лет назад +1

      AHHH MY BARE NIPPLES

    • @tiaautumnthornley9068
      @tiaautumnthornley9068 8 лет назад +1

      ikr

    • @paularbear1867
      @paularbear1867 8 лет назад +5

      i just discovered that we are neighbors and i dont even know him. 😂

  • @scorcoran619
    @scorcoran619 8 лет назад +445

    Dan, I used to be a fan.
    NOW I'M A AIR CONDITIONER LOLZR RAWR

    • @amberh4470
      @amberh4470 8 лет назад +2

      xD

    • @immortal-un5rj
      @immortal-un5rj 8 лет назад +3

      +AmazingDanLester IsNotonFire PROTIP

    • @hanacantsleep3162
      @hanacantsleep3162 8 лет назад +2

      HAHA XDXDXDXD

    • @michaela5986
      @michaela5986 8 лет назад +2

      ur profile looks like a cross between Dan and Brendon urie to me. no? just me? OK bai

    • @javenpitt3088
      @javenpitt3088 8 лет назад

      +really love panic!at the disco/emperors new clothes😍

  • @ms2409
    @ms2409 6 лет назад +113

    Dani why were you learning the periodic table in physics should that not have been in chemistry

  • @DylanTalksMoney
    @DylanTalksMoney 8 лет назад +2257

    Who else literally lives for Dan's videos? 😂

  • @edenoforion
    @edenoforion 8 лет назад +620

    What do you mean "please do t stop watching" ? We can't. We're stuck here. The abyss that is fanfiction and meme-ish edits has dragged us into an eternal loop. So don't worry. It's pretty cool here.

    • @edenoforion
      @edenoforion 8 лет назад +3

      Don't **^

    • @cloverhamilton2453
      @cloverhamilton2453 8 лет назад +15

      I watched all his videos in about 3 days and now I am stuck here forever I guess. Its nice here though.

    • @deadlly5896
      @deadlly5896 8 лет назад +1

      EXACTLY

    • @edenoforion
      @edenoforion 8 лет назад +4

      +Lucy Jenning oh bless your heart. Welcome.

    • @Joanna-vt2rz
      @Joanna-vt2rz 8 лет назад +4

      After the first video something just clicks in your mind and you have to stay forever

  • @mdstarfaith706
    @mdstarfaith706 7 лет назад +292

    Dan used absorb
    It wasn't very effective

    • @longliveskydney
      @longliveskydney 6 лет назад +1

      goddammit

    • @youdonotcare
      @youdonotcare 6 лет назад +1

      Dan used Bite!
      It didn't effect the opposing Study...

    • @wobbleglom
      @wobbleglom 6 лет назад +2

      FUCK LEMME GET MY POKEBALL IMMA CATCH MESELF A WILD DANIEL SPANIEL

    • @aubsurd
      @aubsurd 6 лет назад

      For me it worked haha

  • @ashc3504
    @ashc3504 2 года назад +6

    I come back to this every semester

  • @phoeberose8124
    @phoeberose8124 8 лет назад +376

    HE HAS NEKO ATSUME YAS

  • @jessiebeaver2875
    @jessiebeaver2875 8 лет назад +633

    Or you could just watch this during your study periods instead of ACTUALLY studying like I am right now

    • @simonekjems1780
      @simonekjems1780 8 лет назад

      Same

    • @shinkawholock5461
      @shinkawholock5461 8 лет назад

      Same. I have literature exam tomorrow :/

    • @kristenparelli1963
      @kristenparelli1963 8 лет назад

      science test for me ;w;

    • @dani_dazed
      @dani_dazed 8 лет назад +1

      i have my biggest exam in like 5 hours and here i am, being distracted by Dan instead of actually studying. #ripmygrades

    • @itzzoey8400
      @itzzoey8400 8 лет назад

      +Alex Parelli same Physics for me

  • @moltodolce7071
    @moltodolce7071 8 лет назад +619

    wow is it that time of year when dan uploads already? omg time flies

    • @moltodolce7071
      @moltodolce7071 8 лет назад +9

      (im kidding lol sorry spork man)
      (why was that what i was compelled to call dan im so sorry about myself)

    • @jacksonisaunicorn5459
      @jacksonisaunicorn5459 8 лет назад

      +p0p porter
      Too

    • @k-poptrash8306
      @k-poptrash8306 8 лет назад +8

      he probably is a potato and he lived in his fridge and once a year he becomes a [Dan] and record youtube videos

    • @charlottewayland5681
      @charlottewayland5681 8 лет назад +2

      +K-pop Trash you do realise he's on tour right?

    • @39abc93
      @39abc93 8 лет назад +4

      +Charlotte Wayland you do realise that there are youtubers who take their job seriously and pre-film videos when they know they're going to be busy? he doesn't even make an effort lol

  • @glimmah
    @glimmah 8 месяцев назад +3

    Watching a couple of year after graduation and remembering watching this at the verge of a break down... not nice memories but dnp made uni bearable ❤

  • @ellbell_xo993
    @ellbell_xo993 8 лет назад +166

    Daniel James Howell where were you 2 weeks ago when my exams started 😂😂

    • @halezly2054
      @halezly2054 8 лет назад +1

      Lmao same Dan explain lol

    • @strangehooman942
      @strangehooman942 8 лет назад +1

      that's what i was thinking! my last exam was YESTERDAY

    • @wormdemon
      @wormdemon 8 лет назад +2

      literally my thoughts.

    • @flummoxedgiles
      @flummoxedgiles 8 лет назад +2

      yeah Dan plz explain that to us

    • @saraputnam162
      @saraputnam162 8 лет назад

      I wish I had this advice.. but is still did ok on my exams

  • @jadenyuki6298
    @jadenyuki6298 8 лет назад +984

    THAT MIXTAPE GONNA BE SO LIT DAN WILL FINALLY BE ON FIRE.

  • @aracelytorres2127
    @aracelytorres2127 8 лет назад +806

    MAKE A VIDEO SING THE PERIODIC TABLE OR I WILL STOP WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS

    • @ashbrown3571
      @ashbrown3571 8 лет назад

      SAME (kind of)

    • @morbid_panda_bear7767
      @morbid_panda_bear7767 8 лет назад

      Its not really cool to threaten someone with that dude. I mean if he wants to make it then he will, if he doesn't then he wont, you shouldn't stop watching him jut because of that. So just chill bro. :)

    • @lilyfield7059
      @lilyfield7059 8 лет назад +13

      +music is my life I wouldn't take any comments from dans fans seriously, because, i mean, it's Dans fans soooo

    • @ashbrown3571
      @ashbrown3571 8 лет назад

      +Lily Field i agree since i myself was being sarcastic and tbh i dont think anyone would stop. Watching DAN just cause he didnt sing a song maybe i should start clarifying when im joking or not because honestly i didnt think anyone would take me seriously but whateves

    • @hellokittyhi9403
      @hellokittyhi9403 8 лет назад +2

      +music is my life you do realise which fandom this is right???

  • @sriprathavasanthysenthil2017
    @sriprathavasanthysenthil2017 4 года назад +22

    Dan giggling at his own joke at 2:40 had me dying!

  • @strangehooman942
    @strangehooman942 8 лет назад +550

    Dan how do you memorize the Periodic Table!?! I can't even remember my own phone number

    • @ansroxx7456
      @ansroxx7456 8 лет назад +6

      go to the asapscience page. search for the periodic table song. BAM.

    • @strangehooman942
      @strangehooman942 8 лет назад

      Ans roxx lol thank you

    • @rebecca0liverx
      @rebecca0liverx 8 лет назад +2

      I can remember some of it from the periodic table song

    • @aarenmarchi
      @aarenmarchi 8 лет назад

      It was a different time lol... though technically not. For one thing, stop only storing numbers in your phone. Write it down, say it out loud. We need to strengthen our youths ability to remember things.
      I learned pretty much everything with song and writing it down. Those were my memory triggers. Anything I sang, I knew and anything I wrote down I could almost visually recall it.

    • @scarletthedoge7177
      @scarletthedoge7177 8 лет назад

      Lol

  • @yxsafire9227
    @yxsafire9227 8 лет назад +529

    Do everything in the night?
    hA
    I do it when I'm walking to school

    • @yxsafire9227
      @yxsafire9227 8 лет назад +5

      Ialsowonderifishouldinjuremyselformakemyselfsick

    • @kyalucero7977
      @kyalucero7977 8 лет назад +3

      Both comments are exactly me ... especially the second one :/

    • @WidthTomJones
      @WidthTomJones 8 лет назад +2

      Ivy
      I once did my homework. In the lesson that it was due. 1 minute before we needed to mark it.

    • @yxsafire9227
      @yxsafire9227 8 лет назад +2

      Slytherin to the TARDIS That sounds like something I would do if it wasn't like an essay or something

    • @dawnflanagan5947
      @dawnflanagan5947 8 лет назад

      Same xDDD

  • @polina-kj7ou
    @polina-kj7ou 7 лет назад +105

    "ABSORRBBBBBBB" I'm FUCKING dying

  • @grassyfield5209
    @grassyfield5209 4 года назад +58

    How To Survive Exams 2020 Edition:
    1. Global Pandemic

  • @jingertea7032
    @jingertea7032 8 лет назад +652

    did dan literally give us good advice for this whole entire video

    • @jingertea7032
      @jingertea7032 8 лет назад +10

      *protips

    • @mcost4098
      @mcost4098 8 лет назад +6

      I know it's so strange

    • @tessa9752
      @tessa9752 8 лет назад +7

      I'm a little scared of him now! Lol

    • @phanichgwarts380
      @phanichgwarts380 8 лет назад +2

      does a cat count as a distraction........
      should i kill it

    • @Churros25
      @Churros25 8 лет назад

      how did this happen? How did he give protips

  • @amandacereal8720
    @amandacereal8720 7 лет назад +203

    Stop
    Being so fabulous!🥞

    • @multimoon
      @multimoon 7 лет назад +2

      Ham And cheese every movie should have an intro with your profile pic in it

    • @interestingusername6191
      @interestingusername6191 6 лет назад

      Anyone else expecting to see hammer time when they hit read more?

    • @dreamofthecure
      @dreamofthecure 6 лет назад

      it's hard to stop though

  • @makeupbyvictoria11
    @makeupbyvictoria11 8 лет назад +375

    Dan no, I had my exams all last week. I needed this video last week brb I'm going to cry in a corner now.

  • @mollyh661
    @mollyh661 5 лет назад +26

    Who else has come back to this video for yet another consecutive year?

  • @Alexis-nq9nl
    @Alexis-nq9nl 8 лет назад +196

    I have rewatched this so many times because I miss Dan and this is the only way I can be happy

  • @7GeorgeB1
    @7GeorgeB1 8 лет назад +139

    that periodic table song reminded me of miley's song on the bones in hannah montana

    • @giannaalgeri273
      @giannaalgeri273 8 лет назад +1

      We're doing the bone dance you study the answers

    • @BestOnThursdays
      @BestOnThursdays 8 лет назад

      +George Braithwaite
      me too

    • @GastonCordobez
      @GastonCordobez 8 лет назад +1

      it reminded me to sheldoon cooper

    • @Jo-dm7zt
      @Jo-dm7zt 8 лет назад +2

      You know your childhood was lit when you remember the bone dance

    • @annasvensson9112
      @annasvensson9112 8 лет назад

      i was looking for this comment

  • @wormdemon
    @wormdemon 8 лет назад +314

    This is the saddest and most depressed I've ever been and watching this made me forget about EVERYTHING, I haven't laughed so hard in AGES.

    • @imnotdoingthisforfun
      @imnotdoingthisforfun 8 лет назад +6

      I know how you feel.

    • @blahabskdkbenw7275
      @blahabskdkbenw7275 8 лет назад +1

      OMG YEA

    • @latona11
      @latona11 8 лет назад +5

      Dude, I'm glad to know this made you happy. Hang in there, bro.
      also forgetting everything may be a bit problematic. like. you need to know your times tables for some reason. maybe dont forget that.

    • @kiaracolegrove7412
      @kiaracolegrove7412 8 лет назад

      Im not alone

    • @aaliyah666
      @aaliyah666 8 лет назад +1

      This is probably the sweetest comment thread ever.

  • @moonwavex
    @moonwavex 6 лет назад +16

    ngl the sound of that alarm gave me war flashbacks. waking up for school is impossible

  • @jojoaldar
    @jojoaldar 8 лет назад +488

    I have an exam tomorrow
    WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE

  • @samthehypotheticaldad
    @samthehypotheticaldad 7 лет назад +155

    Dan, when this was posted, it was the last day of school for me.

    • @dieowo4549
      @dieowo4549 7 лет назад +3

      Lucky you got end of school 2 months ago i got my end of school a few weeks ago :C

  • @nicolayoung8503
    @nicolayoung8503 7 лет назад +453

    Due on Monday?
    Do on Monday.

  • @cruisematt8585
    @cruisematt8585 5 месяцев назад +2

    As a 43 year old mom and grandmother who hated school and whose children hated school as well, this is really a great video. I wish more internet celebrities did stuff like this because you’re not gonna want to hear this stuff from your mom or dad, you will probably just think they are being naggy and overbearing but if your favorite internetainer says it then you will actually enjoy listening and taking the good advice