The Worst Steam Library Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 8 май 2017
  • DX returns with a look at his Steam library. Full of the most awful games you've ever seen. Some games so bad, they cannot even be bought anymore. How terrible can these Steam games get? Let's find out.
    A very big thank you to the excellent work of DDX, who captioned this video. Check him out here!
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  • @DXFromYT
    @DXFromYT  3 года назад +131

    This video is now officially captioned, thanks to the hard work of DDX. Check him out here, and check out the video with subtitles!
    ruclips.net/user/DDXofficial
    twitter.com/DDXofficial

  • @gravenightghoul
    @gravenightghoul 7 лет назад +7043

    Never forget there's a guy with 17,000+ hours on The Graveyard.

    • @l3xfrant3s
      @l3xfrant3s 7 лет назад +562

      How???????

    • @FullaEels
      @FullaEels 7 лет назад +1329

      I hope they just leaveit running on a spare computer forever haha

    • @sparkz9502
      @sparkz9502 7 лет назад +1084

      Azruulei No, there is actual hour boosting services and free programs for idling games for huge amounts of hours. You can idle 30 games at a time on Steam this way without even launching the game. It is how all those people with huge amounts of hours get the hours.

    • @FullaEels
      @FullaEels 7 лет назад +536

      The more you know, it seems. Hour boosting programs? Do people use them to boast?

    • @mrtruthsayer7872
      @mrtruthsayer7872 7 лет назад +203

      Holy crap, a medabot fan

  • @Sh0tgunJust1ce
    @Sh0tgunJust1ce 5 лет назад +3196

    "Jesus sends you on a mission for control of North Korea."
    I have to admit, the premise is brilliant.

    • @bluefire277
      @bluefire277 5 лет назад +5

      What!!!??????

    • @danfajardo4420
      @danfajardo4420 5 лет назад +3

      LOL

    • @ForumcoldiArchon
      @ForumcoldiArchon 5 лет назад +18

      well its what you get when you look at fiver for some voice actor to have a story and see jdogs Jesus for 20$ or sth

    • @danfajardo4420
      @danfajardo4420 5 лет назад +6

      Is this the new job of jesus?

    • @joshanderegg4157
      @joshanderegg4157 5 лет назад +10

      for real I actually wanted him to talk more about it, seems like a game I'd play for shits and giggles

  • @QuakeGamerROTMG
    @QuakeGamerROTMG 4 года назад +1112

    "How do we implement a night vision mode so people can see in our game?"
    "Why not just replace all the textures with flat green?"
    Oh yeah, this is big brain time.

  • @misterzack7850
    @misterzack7850 2 года назад +141

    I heard the word abscond today and I remembered the name "Absconding Zatwor." Then I remembered this channel. I used to love watching DX back in the day, and coming back after a year or two, I see that the quality of the videos are still just as good as they were back then. Love your shit DX

    • @MrDamojak
      @MrDamojak 5 месяцев назад +1

      Bruh I literally came back to this vid because of this exact reason

  • @notapinecone4870
    @notapinecone4870 7 лет назад +4236

    this video has literally followed me in suggested for almost a month

  • @trevgauntletneu_gaming
    @trevgauntletneu_gaming 7 лет назад +2313

    36:50
    Brought to you by Real Fake Doors!

  • @theluckiesteh9058
    @theluckiesteh9058 5 лет назад +279

    Tomato Way is VeggieTales meets Kill Bill.

    • @redjed100
      @redjed100 4 года назад +9

      The L.O.E. Except even the early episodes of “VeggieTales” had more competently designed 3D models.

    • @the11382
      @the11382 3 года назад +5

      And VeggieTales has actual characters.

  • @evank9854
    @evank9854 4 года назад +425

    5:34 You literally can not make this stuff up. I’m crying laughing

    • @carbuncle1334
      @carbuncle1334 4 года назад +15

      Evan K I can’t even breath from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 года назад

      Someone made this lmao

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 года назад

      @Old Acc it was a guy in his room

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 3 года назад +5

      Subtitle: "11/10 voice acting"

    • @rexman971
      @rexman971 Год назад +1

      Sounds like batman.

  • @soumitrasaxena1993
    @soumitrasaxena1993 7 лет назад +238

    It took me 2 seconds to realize that the Minecraft+CS bullshit was Dust 2.

    • @doodoofinger
      @doodoofinger 7 лет назад

      Soumitra Saxena how?! It literally looks like a pixelated version of a desert with rocks... you must have at least 4k hours on cs to realise that was de_dust2

    • @bater1762
      @bater1762 7 лет назад

      HOLLY SHIT YOUERE RIGHT!

    • @Sammakko7
      @Sammakko7 7 лет назад

      Yep

    • @saakadikfofari572
      @saakadikfofari572 7 лет назад

      FREE STEAM GAMES TUTORIAL: ruclips.net/video/SWa8WJKy7F4/видео.html
      WORKS PERFECTLY!

  • @youreprettygood9151
    @youreprettygood9151 7 лет назад +249

    That carrot from Tomato Way is the monster that haunts me when I have sleep paralysis

    • @twerk3r
      @twerk3r 7 лет назад +6

      You're Pretty Good for the love of god I don't think I could handle that

    • @brosshows
      @brosshows 6 лет назад +13

      it is so damn creepy

    • @samouellette2262
      @samouellette2262 6 лет назад +1

      You're a trooper to get through it

    • @superstarthomas
      @superstarthomas 6 лет назад +4

      I mean it might look bad but the maker of the game did do a good job at making it creepy.

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 5 лет назад +773

    "... written by the same 14 year olds that wrote akame ga kill"
    ouch, i remember it being half decent at least...

    • @Te0L0ser
      @Te0L0ser 4 года назад +64

      No it wasn't

    • @Someone-lm8cr
      @Someone-lm8cr 4 года назад +18

      @@Te0L0ser It was, at least when I watched it when I was 11. Haven't rewatched it yet, but I enjoyed it.

    • @Te0L0ser
      @Te0L0ser 4 года назад +63

      It's just super edgy
      The abridge is pretty alright

    • @Someone-lm8cr
      @Someone-lm8cr 4 года назад +8

      @@Te0L0ser Ok, and? It's quite realistic, as it reflects some of capitalism, and it tells a pretty nice story, even if it's too edgy or whatever. At least it was more consistent than SAO.

    • @Te0L0ser
      @Te0L0ser 4 года назад +78

      @@Someone-lm8cr you say that as if i like Sao.

  • @01100101011100100111
    @01100101011100100111 5 лет назад +42

    7:16 The game included Jim Sterling, and themed an entire minigame around him?
    I'll admit, that did get a chuckle out of me.

  • @MMMM-vq1yr
    @MMMM-vq1yr 7 лет назад +394

    Aaww come on, Tomato Way at least was memorable a little bit even though it was bad. It still had a lot more effort put into than any digital homicide game.

    • @user-un5sh9xy7i
      @user-un5sh9xy7i 7 лет назад +21

      One thing about Tomato Way: They're speakin' RUSSIAN. (Sad kamяade walks around)

    • @chechilcheeser
      @chechilcheeser 7 лет назад +59

      I'm sorry, but this isn't Russian, it's Ukrainian. They are kinda same, but still.

    • @yangfan544
      @yangfan544 7 лет назад +14

      Ayyy same profile pic

    • @ravindrayusuf6478
      @ravindrayusuf6478 7 лет назад

      pa ms

    • @hendrik6720
      @hendrik6720 5 лет назад +1

      I'd watch it as a m.a.d. style television show.

  • @nickmancini661
    @nickmancini661 7 лет назад +849

    jokes on you, my motorized bar of soap handles quite well

    • @HFTF
      @HFTF 7 лет назад +11

      same

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 года назад +1

      Just don't drop it.

    • @everrtf
      @everrtf 3 года назад

      @@theblackbaron4119 BRO I JUST DROPPED IT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 2 года назад

      sacrifice

    • @bigplosion
      @bigplosion 4 месяца назад

      Now you have to drive it by cracking it open and reaching the steering wheel that way @@everrtf

  • @AdamHemi
    @AdamHemi 5 лет назад +417

    I feel like I'm watching a AVGN video and a Jim Sterling video at the same time

  • @ShenDoodles
    @ShenDoodles 4 года назад +55

    7:08 I bet Jim's real happy about being in this game.

  • @Sebastian_Hahn
    @Sebastian_Hahn 7 лет назад +580

    Are you tired of real doors, cluttering up your house, where you open ’em, and they actually go somewhere?

  • @HappyTimesTV
    @HappyTimesTV 7 лет назад +772

    These games are simply above our understanding. We have not yet evolved enough as a species to be able to comprehend their brilliance.

    • @Texture-Turtle
      @Texture-Turtle 6 лет назад +48

      HappyTimes don't you mean devolve?

    • @Jesse-1980
      @Jesse-1980 6 лет назад +1

      +700blue>>>EXACTLY!!!!

    • @rozasinromanin7007
      @rozasinromanin7007 6 лет назад +2

      Like Rick and Morty

    • @wrecc
      @wrecc 6 лет назад +11

      If we get 13 more seasons of Rick and Morty we can finally become the beings these developers expected us to be.

    • @balboboogins2511
      @balboboogins2511 6 лет назад

      PREACH

  • @isolated5133
    @isolated5133 4 года назад +190

    I hope it's not to much to ask but can we get an updated version of "The Worst Steam Library Ever". Cause this is awesome!

  • @TheVoiceGamePlay
    @TheVoiceGamePlay 2 года назад +30

    Here's a guide comment for the timestamps for the multiple sections of this video and the 'games' that DX talks about here. Because I can't believe someone (to my knowledge) hasn't done this after five years.
    00:00 Introduction
    THE BEST OF THE WORST (01:14):
    - 01:26 Absconding Zatwor
    - 02:22 Call of Tomsk-7
    - 03:08 Glacier 3: The Meltdown
    - 04:19 High On Racing
    - 05:04 "Absconding Zatwor" sequels ("Break into Zatwor" and "Fiends of Imprisonment")
    - 06:04 Eaten Alive
    - 07:26 End of the "Best of the Worst" section
    POWERED BY UNITY (07:36):
    - 08:15 Bloody Boobs
    - 09:16 Nuclear Shot
    - 10:32 Dark Night
    - 11:37 The Graveyard
    - 12:27 The Hat Man: Shadow Ward
    - 13:23 Protocol
    - 14:02 Fireflies
    FUNNY JOKE SIMULATOR (15:20):
    - 15:45 Skyscraper Simulator
    - 16:13 Farm Machines Championships 2014
    - 17:33 Professional Lumberjack 2015
    - 18:42 Grass Simulator
    POWERED BY SOMETHING THAT ISN'T UNITY (19:21):
    - 19:35 Operation Caucasus
    - 21:04 Introducing Unreal Engine 4
    - 21:26 Tales of Destruction
    - 22:34 Introducing GameGuru
    - 22:48 Brief mention of "Kimulator"
    - 23:00 Brief mention of "The Face of Hope: Underground"
    - 23:11 Remaining in a Dream
    DIGITAL HOMICIDE LOST FILES (24:20):
    - 24:55 Attrition: Nuclear Domination
    - 25:44 Decimation of Olarath
    - 26:08 Digital Homicide's game development philosophy
    - 26:16 Mini Submarine Attack
    - 26:39 Withering Kingdom: Arcane War (also brief mentions of "Wyatt Derp" and "Wyatt Derp 2: Peacekeeper")
    DEATH COMES (27:52):
    - 28:17 Tomato Way
    - 30:07 24 Hours
    - 30:42 Masked Shooters 2
    - 31:33 Into the War
    - 32:48 Why are the "Death Comes" games first-person shooters?
    - 33:22 Introducing the final two games
    - 33:38 Mortos
    - 35:37 Captivity
    37:48 Conclusion
    40:00 Credits

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Месяц назад

      Thanks for this!
      Will be easier to come back and laugh at my faves
      XD

  • @vgdt9103
    @vgdt9103 7 лет назад +625

    press *F* to pay respects

  • @ethans1375
    @ethans1375 7 лет назад +312

    You probably have more hours than the devs on these games if you play for half a day.

  • @robdee81
    @robdee81 5 лет назад +289

    I actually think tomato way art style looks great.

    • @wgairborne209
      @wgairborne209 5 лет назад +65

      I'm curious what your dreams look like

    • @tbone6396
      @tbone6396 5 лет назад +43

      The art style in that game looks more like claymation than actual cgi.

    • @cursedcancersurvivor
      @cursedcancersurvivor 4 года назад +25

      I kinda like the dark jankiness to it. It has potential.

    • @henrytheanglerfish6290
      @henrytheanglerfish6290 3 года назад +9

      While I don’t like it, I will give credit that it’s at least unique and it does stand out among the other bad Steam games. So I guess that’s worth something

    • @kennedylemon5837
      @kennedylemon5837 Год назад +1

      Annoying orange if he wasn’t annoying

  • @ahaloplayer3950
    @ahaloplayer3950 5 лет назад +65

    Well luckily we’re on steam and not on Bethesda’s site

  • @HalkerVeil
    @HalkerVeil 5 лет назад +510

    That does it. I'm making a game too.
    I'll make it an empty exe file with full mod support at $5. I will praise the mod community and worship them!
    And I shall call it, Bethesda.

  • @asunayuuki742
    @asunayuuki742 7 лет назад +1215

    Glacier 3? Whatever happened to Glacier 1 and 2?

    • @TheKing-uu7jn
      @TheKing-uu7jn 7 лет назад +3

      I dunno

    • @hackermangage1703
      @hackermangage1703 7 лет назад +474

      Asuna Yuuki global warming

    • @TheRacingOtaku
      @TheRacingOtaku 7 лет назад +50

      Asuna Yuuki They skipped them.

    • @blueabsol4518
      @blueabsol4518 7 лет назад +52

      Actually, I swear i played Glacier. Just Glacier, the original one. It did have an actual story mode, where you were trying to take down a guy in a black car (there were only 2 cars in the entire game; a white one you had from the start, and a black one you unlock at halfway point of the game, which was objectively better at everything.) The handling was atrocious, and the textures looked really old, but i remember loving that game. Then again, I was 7 at the time and i didn't know any better.
      That's not all though, the original Glacier was a promo made for some cereal my mom bought at Tesco. Why did it become a franchise is beyond me though.
      Quick EDIT: I just found the boxart for the first one: images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61DZk0drQeL.jpg This is all the info i was able to find however. There are articles on some gaming sites, but they're mostly empty, and the developer's website (which seems to promote shitty shovelware) doesn't speak of the Glacier games at all.

    • @asunayuuki742
      @asunayuuki742 7 лет назад +10

      +Nuclear Gandhi That kinda reminds me of a game (forgot what it was called), where you drive a dark sedan in the snow, and there's a bomb countdown.

  • @WellBeSerious12
    @WellBeSerious12 5 лет назад +28

    - Do all these have the Nintendo Seal of Approval?
    - "Rectal examination shotgun."

  • @clownworldhereticmyron1018
    @clownworldhereticmyron1018 4 года назад +20

    Lost it when the tomato started speaking, the fact all the dialogue is in russian truly takes the game to another level.

  • @TheRacingOtaku
    @TheRacingOtaku 7 лет назад +80

    24:08 Primitive, stop making games. JUST STOP. *They're FUCKING Awful!*
    36:49 This game has a door.... THAT OPENS INTO *A **_WALL._*
    I swear, I could not stop laughing. Keep up the good work.

    • @pineapplehead789
      @pineapplehead789 7 лет назад +3

      SCRacing2017
      Don't you hate it when you open a door and it leads to a wall?

    • @TheRacingOtaku
      @TheRacingOtaku 7 лет назад

      PineApple Head xD I sure as hell do.

    • @soylentgreenb
      @soylentgreenb 7 лет назад +1

      Back in the 90's, fake doors were common. There's no indication that they're locked, it's just a single quad with a texture on it to make it feel more like a real place and less than a series of monster arenas. Then developers learned that it felt less cheap if you added a message or a trigger on the door to make a locked door sound. But having a fake door that opens; that's genius.

    • @shadowdemondante2889
      @shadowdemondante2889 7 лет назад

      PineApple Head xD well young sir i got you a Door that never leads to a wall buy one get one free costs only 1 million dollars xD JK

    • @pineapplehead789
      @pineapplehead789 7 лет назад

      KinezaGOD R
      Does my door come with a built in toilet? Sometimes when I go through a door I um poop a little.

  • @limten
    @limten 7 лет назад +1539

    7:16 Is that supposed to be JIm Sterling?

    • @cranktherider4302
      @cranktherider4302 7 лет назад +354

      Limten As soon as i saw them glasses and heard "dildos" there was no doubt it was _Jim Fucking Sterling, Son!_

    • @jasoncropley5334
      @jasoncropley5334 7 лет назад +152

      Limten yes that's the legendary Jim Sterling!

    • @limten
      @limten 7 лет назад +86

      Hahaha I was pretty sure it was supposed to be him

    • @namynamerson7155
      @namynamerson7155 7 лет назад +31

      Thank god for jim

    • @as505gaming
      @as505gaming 7 лет назад +27

      Jim Fucking Stearling, SON!

  • @AchiragChiragg
    @AchiragChiragg 5 лет назад +309

    7:17 is that supposed to be Jim Sterling ? Lmao

    • @SonicTheFrenchHorn
      @SonicTheFrenchHorn 5 лет назад +5

      Yes.

    • @unnamed715
      @unnamed715 5 лет назад +18

      @Nightmare Immature? Hardly. He deserves the stabs. All of them. Fuck Jim Sterling.

    • @yultimona
      @yultimona 5 лет назад +2

      @@unnamed715cool

    • @sebastiansochanski
      @sebastiansochanski 5 лет назад

      @@unnamed715
      Do explain?

    • @unnamed715
      @unnamed715 5 лет назад +13

      @@sebastiansochanski He's an SJW. Enough said.

  • @adamrizkymubarak
    @adamrizkymubarak 2 года назад +30

    36:48 "THIS GAME HAS A DOOR! THAT OPENS INTO A WALL!" i died lol

    • @its9333
      @its9333 2 года назад +3

      Saw this vid years ago, still come back for this XD

    • @supergenius6256
      @supergenius6256 2 года назад +1

      I've seen some games do that as a joke.
      If this wasn't intentional, could the object have just been static? At least from what I remember with some modding, for interactable objects like say a crafting table, all that was needed was to turn on the static object input, at least for those games. I'm sure everything has a tool for that.

    • @Ssteel1070
      @Ssteel1070 Год назад

      Best line in the video

  • @Sunnysideanyway
    @Sunnysideanyway 6 лет назад +738

    This dude is the Gordon Ramsay of video games.

    • @walktroughman1952
      @walktroughman1952 5 лет назад +29

      *obligatory Ramsay meme*
      THESE GAMES ARE SO *ROTTEN* , THEY'RE STILL CRASHING THEMSELVES IN THE GAME ENGINE ENVIRONMENT

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 5 лет назад +19

      ITS FUCKING UNPOLISHED!

    • @electrum5579
      @electrum5579 5 лет назад +11

      IT'S LIKE PUKIN' ON A PILE OF SHIT!

    • @JollySwaggmann
      @JollySwaggmann 5 лет назад +16

      ....Nawww, the AVGN is. This is more of cartman's impression of Ramsay.

    • @xer078
      @xer078 5 лет назад

      He really is tbh

  • @PretendCube
    @PretendCube 7 лет назад +252

    I have over 3k hrs on grass simulator

    • @ScottyBurr
      @ScottyBurr 7 лет назад +32

      respect

    • @CW-vi2vp
      @CW-vi2vp 7 лет назад +4

      Wtf

    • @kurtisdash
      @kurtisdash 7 лет назад

      you can literally just click on his steam profile and see that he doesnt lol

    • @ScottyBurr
      @ScottyBurr 7 лет назад +19

      it's something called a joke smart person

    • @kurtisdash
      @kurtisdash 7 лет назад +2

      is that why everyone was replying with a surprised "WTF"

  • @dragonbattle646
    @dragonbattle646 4 года назад +62

    "Just. Stop. They're Fucking awful!!!" I can't stop laughing at this line. All these years later, it still makes me laugh uncontrollably.

    • @utisti4976
      @utisti4976 3 года назад

      Same! The way he says it is way too funny!

  • @6rin701
    @6rin701 5 лет назад +81

    "This game sounds like an obese man in a closet." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @staticsyndrome2011
    @staticsyndrome2011 6 лет назад +549

    I'm gonna go buy Tomato Way now...

    • @bubblyvava1152
      @bubblyvava1152 6 лет назад +31

      idk if u got it yet but me and my friends actually did. i love the game as a meme but it lags so bad even with a good computer. i have 16gb ram and a gtx 1050 and the game lags even when its the only open application. my pc isnt old either its new so its not my pc its the game

    • @KiberOvosh
      @KiberOvosh 6 лет назад +19

      LantemC, actually, this game was made and voiced by Ukrainians...

    • @kippenegg
      @kippenegg 6 лет назад +4

      Yes it's fucking amazing

    • @gallowshumor1784
      @gallowshumor1784 6 лет назад +3

      It's pretty dope

    • @yotoprules9361
      @yotoprules9361 6 лет назад +6

      BUBBLY
      It runs at a locked 30fps. To fix it, go into nvidia control panel, manage 3d settings, click add, click TW.exe, scroll to the bottom where it says VSYNC and turn that off. Click apply and it will now run at an unlocked framerate. With your PC you will probably have to play it on low/medium.

  • @mothcatcher893
    @mothcatcher893 7 лет назад +298

    how dare you tomato way is a masterpiece

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 7 лет назад +4

      If it wasn't so pitch black, the disgusting look could work to its favor.

    • @franbudisavljevic9827
      @franbudisavljevic9827 6 лет назад +5

      Finally someone sho appreciates tomato way. Loved that game

    • @ancientunbound5613
      @ancientunbound5613 6 лет назад +4

      They should make a sequel : Tomato Way 2: return of potato cage.

    • @drifter4534
      @drifter4534 6 лет назад +1

      potato thriller ripoff

    • @hendrik6720
      @hendrik6720 5 лет назад +4

      @@ancientunbound5613 just remaster it. better combat, better lighting. make it a proper game instead of a lackluster prototype.

  • @febrezeninja745
    @febrezeninja745 5 лет назад +60

    31:16 did that one enemy t-post before it died?

    • @randomsomeguy156
      @randomsomeguy156 4 года назад

      That's what the assets looks like before being animated and modelled or becoming a ragdoll

    • @landlockedcroat1554
      @landlockedcroat1554 4 года назад +1

      improvement in my opinion

  • @chickenoodle3397
    @chickenoodle3397 4 года назад +26

    28:17 holy shit this game is the holy grail of games

  • @samreddig8819
    @samreddig8819 6 лет назад +286

    Dildo Maze? Dude it looks like somebody used the likeness of Jim Sterling himself.

  • @Youngblaise2
    @Youngblaise2 7 лет назад +621

    Wait you don't know Jim "Fucking" Sterling Son?
    7:16

    • @magdiel6709
      @magdiel6709 7 лет назад +35

      Youngblaise2 He does, actually. I'm still surprised that flew over his head.

    • @Youngblaise2
      @Youngblaise2 7 лет назад

      Oh I thought he just didn't know him. I bet the video was just so big and he played so many games that it just flew over his head lol
      They should collaborate somehow. I think they mesh.

    • @DXFromYT
      @DXFromYT  7 лет назад +87

      Me not mentioning it doesn't mean it went over my head. I'm subscribed to the guy and follow him on Twitter. Surprisingly, this isn't even the most obscure Sterling reference in one of these horrible Steam games. Gynophobia also had one.

    • @cielphantomhive4622
      @cielphantomhive4622 7 лет назад +1

      Youngblaise2 :O

    • @NotAFakeName1
      @NotAFakeName1 7 лет назад +29

      Youngblaise2 This means someone went to the effort of making a shitty green light game in the hopes Jim would notice them.

  • @Hippic
    @Hippic 4 года назад +41

    32:41 “when you walk it sounds like you’re wearing high heels” that made me laugh so much for some reason!! 😄
    I would love a game like that, where a bunch of military dudes awkwardly are try to navigate in high heels while killing the enemies, who also is wearing high heels!! 🤣👠

  • @RigobertosTacoShop
    @RigobertosTacoShop 4 года назад +17

    These games would make me depressed just being in my library

  • @kenrose2523
    @kenrose2523 7 лет назад +232

    Even in 1999 games looked way better than this

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 7 лет назад +1

      yeah roller coasterctycook had Amazone grangerfw

    • @DeusAndrew
      @DeusAndrew 7 лет назад +13

      what the fuck did you just say?

    • @bobbobertson9063
      @bobbobertson9063 7 лет назад

      atur chomicz roller coaster tycook lmfao

    • @LukeDude759
      @LukeDude759 7 лет назад +3

      That's because level design and art direction is much more important to aesthetics than having realistic textures and detailed models. The original Doom still looks better than most of these games because the levels had some kind of actual effort put into them and the art had some level of consistency.

    • @kenrose2523
      @kenrose2523 7 лет назад

      LukeDude759 try level design and art was more important than their wallet

  • @blonded0532
    @blonded0532 6 лет назад +200

    I’ve seen a guy who has almost 3,000 games in his library. He calls himself a “game collector” but the real question is how tf did he get enough money for all those games??

    • @hz-jy9ql
      @hz-jy9ql 6 лет назад +4

      Mj 2005 pirating?

    • @Zagareus
      @Zagareus 6 лет назад +69

      You can't pirate games and make them public on your Steam library. He just has a lot of money.

    • @datkat2001
      @datkat2001 6 лет назад +2

      I’m pretty sure it is possible to eat steam games via piracy (pirated a game, after finishing the installer got a steam pop up where it says install the game? you know the one with memory listed and whatever?)

    • @amirabudubai2279
      @amirabudubai2279 5 лет назад +43

      He probably downloaded every free-to-play game on steam.

    • @sheriffaboubakar9720
      @sheriffaboubakar9720 5 лет назад +21

      M J if all of them costed 1 dollar each, that is 3000 dollars. Or he could have been usin steam since the early 2000s

  • @wuznab5109
    @wuznab5109 5 лет назад +400

    When you see your friends library and it is just all hentai games.
    *Stop spanking and start talking to Jesus.*

    • @etlttc353
      @etlttc353 5 лет назад +9

      *shit...*

    • @greedkingcobalt200
      @greedkingcobalt200 5 лет назад +3

      WuzNab "HEY JESUS! CHECK THIS OUT!"
      ...
      "MY FATHER..."

    • @themonia
      @themonia 5 лет назад +17

      So he can give you a mission to conquer North Korea!

    • @user-lx9wq6ct3l
      @user-lx9wq6ct3l 4 года назад

      Like kernal sanders dating simulators because I have 171 games on steam and it’s my favorite don’t be dissin the kernal

    • @GhostRangerr
      @GhostRangerr 4 года назад

      Not just that, but their badges, steam background, favourite game, trading items, screenshots and artwork are all hentai shit, Lol

  • @SuperCartoonist
    @SuperCartoonist 5 лет назад +60

    7:07 I didn't know Jim Sterling was in a game.

    • @patrickkanne
      @patrickkanne 5 лет назад +1

      funny how DXFan didn't realize.. ;)

    • @SuperCartoonist
      @SuperCartoonist 5 лет назад +6

      @@patrickkanne He might of known but he probably didn't want to acknowledge it.

    • @patrickkanne
      @patrickkanne 5 лет назад +1

      @@SuperCartoonist fair enough - odd but ok ~shrugs~

  • @Tonatiub
    @Tonatiub 7 лет назад +93

    Tomato Way looks interesting as fuck, I would play it just to see how crazy it gets

    • @ChadMojito
      @ChadMojito 6 лет назад

      Same

    • @MassDivide
      @MassDivide 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah that tomato shit was scary.

    • @walterkleber9149
      @walterkleber9149 6 лет назад +1

      You can get 5 games including tomato way for 1€ on HRK games at the moment. Think it's worth it :d

    • @ChadMojito
      @ChadMojito 6 лет назад +1

      Nice! URL please!

  • @pessimisticvideographer5039
    @pessimisticvideographer5039 7 лет назад +949

    I guess whoever made Eaten Alive has strong opinions on Jim Sterling.

    • @Mikeanglo
      @Mikeanglo 6 лет назад +71

      Probably trying to get his attention for some free publicity.

    • @disconnectedcable9084
      @disconnectedcable9084 6 лет назад +1

      So? What does that have to do with a bad game trying to get attention?

    • @Sheldezare
      @Sheldezare 6 лет назад +17

      Most are. He has strong opinions and internet users can't handle that all the time.

    • @johnschatz9829
      @johnschatz9829 5 лет назад +3

      Well what do you expect from someone who writes dialogue on par with Akame ga Kill!?

    • @FlintDragoon
      @FlintDragoon 5 лет назад +2

      Jim "no one's taking your games away get those titties out of my face" Sterling.

  • @roadwarrior114
    @roadwarrior114 5 лет назад +16

    19:53 When you have your volume at 10 and people in online games are talking to you.

  • @nacl_keo
    @nacl_keo 4 года назад +12

    I could feel the spit flying on my face when he curses in this video

  • @bkatz1480
    @bkatz1480 7 лет назад +166

    i cant wait for the randy crow movie

  • @PineberryLive
    @PineberryLive 6 лет назад +390

    I’m pretty sure Grass Simulator is meant to be a satire of simulator games

    • @ethor4858
      @ethor4858 6 лет назад +26

      Youre mom is supposed to be satire

    • @Blazik3n99
      @Blazik3n99 6 лет назад +120

      It's the worst kind of satire. It falls victim to what it is trying to make a statement about in the first place - shitty overpriced pieces of garbage that don't belong on steam.

    • @tiagodarkpeasant
      @tiagodarkpeasant 5 лет назад +9

      and people that complain about grass in games, there is a high res grass mod for a lot of games, so they made a game that is all about grass

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 5 лет назад +3

      Tiagorpg mendes that’s why comedically the idea of the game works. Otherwise no

    • @sheriffaboubakar9720
      @sheriffaboubakar9720 5 лет назад

      Tiagorpg mendes The game is still shit tho lmao, and it uses the same revolver asset from The Slaughtering Grounds 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @titan9706
    @titan9706 5 лет назад +64

    3:55 "motorized bar of soap" LMAO IM DYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

  • @brandoncyoung
    @brandoncyoung 4 года назад +5

    The graveyard looks like some genius troll work

  • @diegomartinez3836
    @diegomartinez3836 7 лет назад +56

    Three legs, god. I laughted loud

  • @SeuLima1994
    @SeuLima1994 7 лет назад +164

    it looks like that many of these "games" were made by guys who are learning to program a game for the first time in their lives and launch it on Steam for a quick buck. If their games were free to play as a joke, there would not a problem, but actually charge several dollars for them are basically a crime by itself! I Hope Steam announce quality control soon because it will hurt them as a company if it keeps this up.

    • @DXFromYT
      @DXFromYT  7 лет назад +41

      Yeah, you're pretty spot on. And glad to see you back, man!

    • @MyIpadMail
      @MyIpadMail 7 лет назад +6

      Ariel Lima it won't, because not everyone is going to download these games.

    • @MrSomebodyyyy
      @MrSomebodyyyy 6 лет назад +4

      Those are my thoughts as well. If these games were for free there would be no problem, but these guys expect us to pay for this garbage? Come on...

  • @certifiedchurchclassic3191
    @certifiedchurchclassic3191 5 лет назад +40

    "Basically they're the nicest guys in prison"

  • @rockeestar4629
    @rockeestar4629 3 года назад +26

    Something of note, Jacksepticeye played grass simulator and uploaded a 22 min video. Yes really this was back before the green hair dye and the over all fuckery of his channel

    • @nemijs
      @nemijs 3 года назад +6

      I guess it's because playing shitty games was content that would get a ton of views back in the day. Can't blame the guy for wanting to get some quick money by playing a 'quirky' bad game.

    • @kingofstrangeness7014
      @kingofstrangeness7014 8 месяцев назад

      Pewdiepie as well

  • @teemomcnuggets9513
    @teemomcnuggets9513 7 лет назад +559

    I am currently working on a game. Now I am scared that it will be shit :c

    • @josiaza
      @josiaza 7 лет назад +140

      Teemo McNuggets well I'll say this, if you aren't planning on charging money for it, then don't worry, it's all about doing what you love. However if you plan on selling it, then good I hope you are scared, hopefully that will give you the motivation to put the extra effort into making it a fun experience.

    • @teemomcnuggets9513
      @teemomcnuggets9513 7 лет назад +29

      I would love to sell it! But the problem is that I have no feedback. I am looking for people who can play it and tell me if they find bugs, stuff I can fix, ideas and more. Could you or anybody check it out and tell me what I can do more in it? It is eaaarly in development and it is just a Debug-Version to test everything what I can put into it. Thanks. :)

    • @CuulX
      @CuulX 7 лет назад +40

      Don't be scared that it will be shit. That is pointless. Because it will definitly be shit, guaranteed. But the only way to get good at making games is practising. As long as you don't charge money for it then you aren't scamming anyone. If you keep at it then you will get better, eventually. Basically no ones first game is good, but there are good games. Make shit games, fail, try again.
      Study what makes a game good and how to write code properly.
      Limit the scope of your projects to something that you can do. If your have never made a game before then you first game can be a clone of a simple game like pong or tetris, maybe with a creative twist of your own. When your clone is fun to play and complete, make something that is a *little* bit bigger. And so on.

    • @johnnyfocus7090
      @johnnyfocus7090 7 лет назад +14

      You can't learn how to make games unless you put them out and have people like this guy criticize them and get humiliated. If theres a place I can get it then ill get you some feed back.

    • @metro3041
      @metro3041 7 лет назад +7

      +Teemo McNuggets I'm down to try it.
      *EDIT*: Not bad I'd say. I've never gone far into how making games work, but it looks pretty impressive. I'd say make sure to make it so the player can confirm if they hit the target, because it was kind of hard to tell.

  • @sachikiriyama6705
    @sachikiriyama6705 7 лет назад +222

    Tomato Way (a.k.a. EdgyTales as a crappy low-budget FPS)

    • @isukeinukai6941
      @isukeinukai6941 7 лет назад +15

      +Sachi from SAO Episode 3 More like Dorbees mixed with Chaser.

    • @sachikiriyama6705
      @sachikiriyama6705 7 лет назад +12

      +Isuke Inukai Ha ha, that's one way to look at it.

    • @dannydark0
      @dannydark0 7 лет назад +3

      Sachi from SAO Episode 3 ⬅️

    • @senakashiwazaki9822
      @senakashiwazaki9822 7 лет назад +32

      Nah, it's Foodfight! The FPS.

    • @sachikiriyama6705
      @sachikiriyama6705 7 лет назад +8

      +Sena Kashiwazaki Minus all the product placement and celebrity voice cast.

  • @keltini5208
    @keltini5208 2 года назад +17

    Love your content DX, your videos are some of my favorites to come back and re-watch. Hope for more in the future ❤️

  • @tripledeluxeguy
    @tripledeluxeguy 4 года назад +11

    "The bar will be raised hopefully by Steam Direct."

  • @ImKittyCow
    @ImKittyCow 7 лет назад +37

    im sorry that tomato game is fucking hilarious

  • @Xeotroid
    @Xeotroid 7 лет назад +474

    5:36 I didn't know Filthy Frank was doing voice acting for cheap video games.

    • @yujohqc8145
      @yujohqc8145 7 лет назад +23

      To me, that sounds nothing like him

    • @ravio2618
      @ravio2618 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah they sound nothing alike lmao

    • @SdoggaMan
      @SdoggaMan 7 лет назад +9

      It sounds like a Soldier: 76 fan. Someone came up to him and said, "You like 76's voice actor? What If I said I can make you as famous as him?" and this happened.

    • @RadiantMantra
      @RadiantMantra 7 лет назад

      My natural instinct was to mute my audio

    • @skreeeet
      @skreeeet 7 лет назад +1

      Good job, you won the internet.

  • @FreshHomemadeMemesFHM
    @FreshHomemadeMemesFHM 4 года назад +14

    30:57
    I swear I have seen this game engine before...
    *as an apk*

  • @63alkash
    @63alkash 2 года назад +8

    Well, Graveyard is technically not a game, it's an experience, just like all other projects from that studio. Kinda like arthouse movies.

  • @ShiddyKong
    @ShiddyKong 7 лет назад +39

    As bad as it is, I had a lot of fun with Masked Shooters. The ragdolls are so funny!

    • @Floing1337
      @Floing1337 7 лет назад +7

      This video actually made me buy that game, its so bad its good.

  • @Strakester
    @Strakester 7 лет назад +61

    Dang, that tomato game is like a pamtri video in game form.

    • @oceah8461
      @oceah8461 7 лет назад +12

      Strakester S A N T I A G O

    • @twonubb3910
      @twonubb3910 7 лет назад

      I love that guy

  • @nikosgiannopoulos7772
    @nikosgiannopoulos7772 5 лет назад +7

    I cant describe the discomfort I feel while watching this video.

  • @illyay1337
    @illyay1337 4 года назад +6

    Lmao at 34:40 that’s not night vision.
    After working on a deferred shading renderer I recognize that right away. It’s showing you the “normal” buffer or something.
    The weird thing is there are normal maps in the game but with it on the walls look flat. So they must be disabling normal mapping while this mode is enabled to show you the raw geometry normals.

  • @Cyphur.k
    @Cyphur.k 7 лет назад +127

    He made 40 minutes feel like 10 this was hilarious

    • @NitsuSaiNeko
      @NitsuSaiNeko 7 лет назад +22

      I didn't freaking realize this is a 40 minutes video until I saw your comment...

    • @Cyphur.k
      @Cyphur.k 7 лет назад +4

      Best 40 minutes on youtube.

  • @Amir-pg1jt
    @Amir-pg1jt 7 лет назад +75

    "Motorized bar of soap"

  • @system888776
    @system888776 5 лет назад +5

    32:46 “And for reasons that will likely never be made clear, when you walk it sounds like you’re wearing high heels.” 😂😜

  • @DarshD
    @DarshD 5 лет назад +2

    A finely made video! Thank you for sharing these games' info. You saved us a lot of money.

  • @avocado7415
    @avocado7415 6 лет назад +554

    people know that team fortress 2 is free right?

  • @Xxxsorrow
    @Xxxsorrow 5 лет назад +223

    As weird as this sounds, I love how angry these games make you.

    • @kennedylemon5837
      @kennedylemon5837 Год назад +5

      It is that bad. The games shown here are a shitshow

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 5 лет назад +42

    You know, it's strange but since i clicked on this video RUclips keeps recommending me fortnite videos...
    *_Hmmm_*

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 5 лет назад +2

      Probably because a lot of the games in this video were made on the Unreal Engine.

    • @thelegend8570
      @thelegend8570 5 лет назад +4

      @@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 i don't think you get the joke (Wooosh)

    • @PlayboiCartisUncle
      @PlayboiCartisUncle 5 лет назад

      @@thelegend8570 fortnite sucks

    • @gdlunar3773
      @gdlunar3773 4 года назад +2

      Fornite isn't on steam, it's only on epic games store
      You failed to make a joke sorry

    • @fancypeashooter3242
      @fancypeashooter3242 4 года назад

      Trash games aren't only on Steam

  • @denisskenderovic3707
    @denisskenderovic3707 3 года назад +2

    I come back to this gem whenever I stay up late and don't feel like reading myself to sleep.

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 7 лет назад +64

    This was a fucking good video holy shit 40 minds of well edited and bad games this like heaven

    • @cyntical410
      @cyntical410 7 лет назад +12

      G_Boy "holy shit 40 minds"

  • @tamphex
    @tamphex 7 лет назад +70

    4,382 people are disgruntled developers.

    • @bluetictacthatshootspingpo536
      @bluetictacthatshootspingpo536 7 лет назад +3

      Dang thats alot

    • @robertreckeweg8533
      @robertreckeweg8533 6 лет назад +6

      Or people who find the maker of this video annoying. Yes these games arnt good, but this guy is like a worse game

    • @mistakenmeme
      @mistakenmeme 6 лет назад

      I'm learning how to make games.
      So, guys i'll try to bring you good games.
      That are not sh*t.

    • @formaggioparma
      @formaggioparma 6 лет назад

      George Weeks
      you make... roblox videos...

  • @LastNRA
    @LastNRA 3 месяца назад +2

    6 years out, still the best comedic piece I've came across

  • @justinpearson9170
    @justinpearson9170 4 года назад +20

    34: 29
    I haven't laughed that fkn hard in a LONG time! like... wow, LMAO

  • @DeadCrescendo
    @DeadCrescendo 7 лет назад +46

    The Randy Crow Cinematic Universe

    • @Bleskojd
      @Bleskojd 6 лет назад +4

      DeadCrescendo Ultimate Zatwor experience

  • @GraveyardTricks
    @GraveyardTricks 7 лет назад +120

    Tomato Way is actually really fucking amazing for b-grade independent game

  • @later251
    @later251 5 лет назад +7

    30:58 "I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky"

  • @Ezdine_G8261
    @Ezdine_G8261 5 лет назад +30

    Grass simulator was literally made as a joke. Calm down man.

    • @alexzablah1455
      @alexzablah1455 5 лет назад +11

      Ismael Garay He said he laughed at the dubstep section of the game. I think he was aware of the joke but why would anybody buy it even ironically? The game has the player do basically nothing in it and there’s only one actually funny section. I’m up for a good troll but charging people for a game where you do nothing of importance seems a little scummy.

    • @alexzablah1455
      @alexzablah1455 5 лет назад

      Nightmare Lol. He still laughed at the game. He never even specified that part was a training section and said LEVEL when referring to the part he liked.

    • @kalazakan
      @kalazakan 5 лет назад

      @Nightmare Sure thing, bud. Realistically, I would definitely find the target practice way funnier than the dubstep level too!

    • @juanmanuelcorrea7673
      @juanmanuelcorrea7673 4 года назад +3

      A paid bad joke.
      Imagine defending that

  • @thegreaterg8r148
    @thegreaterg8r148 6 лет назад +136

    There are counter strike rip off browser games better than nuclear shot

    • @grantwilliams2650
      @grantwilliams2650 6 лет назад +1

      TheGreaterG8r ha on roblox

    • @sheriffaboubakar9720
      @sheriffaboubakar9720 5 лет назад

      TheGreaterG8r nuclear strike is the worst game i have seen visually, they didnt do shit

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 5 лет назад

      TheGreaterG8r now THAT is funny and a piss in the face when it comes to Nuclear Shot

    • @hobowizard3124
      @hobowizard3124 5 лет назад

      red crucible was on browser and is way better

    • @programed8962
      @programed8962 5 лет назад

      I used to play one of those on school computers, and it was actually decent... until the site got blocked

  • @IamMunkk
    @IamMunkk 7 лет назад +22

    40 min of DX? Am I in heaven?

  • @stormnet7836
    @stormnet7836 4 года назад +6

    19:07 That is REAL dubstep partying.

  • @its9333
    @its9333 Год назад +3

    I keep coming back to this video through the years for a laugh. Might be my favorite on the site

  • @dlaba2337
    @dlaba2337 7 лет назад +549

    who else added all these games to their wishlist

    • @dlaba2337
      @dlaba2337 7 лет назад +9

      what game was at 10:35

    • @thegaminghydra270
      @thegaminghydra270 7 лет назад

      dark night

    • @B3nNyL3nNy
      @B3nNyL3nNy 7 лет назад +1

      D̸у̨́l͞a̢и́͟ B̸͜ґ̸a̷ц̀̕͞п̧́ masked shooter 2 is just a copy of elite marines online on kongregate

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 7 лет назад +30

      No need. Already own all of them.

    • @seryodemasiado
      @seryodemasiado 7 лет назад +2

      I lost my sides here

  • @Nothy
    @Nothy 7 лет назад +27

    As an indie dev these games make me feel better about myself.
    At least I'm not *that* bad

  • @phlago4682
    @phlago4682 5 лет назад +4

    im not gonna lie you sound like a more aggressive todd in the shadows who talks about video games
    and that's fine cuz i love the way he does his videos. your too. this is how DX gained a new sub

  • @Warmommy
    @Warmommy 4 года назад +1

    I think I watched this video for 16 times already, I love it. Your voice is amazing.
    You need to make another video about bad games on steam.

    • @DXFromYT
      @DXFromYT  4 года назад +4

      I'm working on one called Worst Games Of The Decade. Lots of classic horrible games in that one.

  • @Cheeyev
    @Cheeyev 7 лет назад +20

    Good lord, Tomato Way looks like something that escaped out of Revenge of the Sunfish.

  • @solitary2
    @solitary2 6 лет назад +220

    A game where you watch grass grow? That's nothing. Wait till you play Paint Dry Simulator 2.1.

    • @Clarissa_Star
      @Clarissa_Star 6 лет назад +5

      And I believe that Grass Simulator is not free.
      Hey, if I want to watch grass, I would use Valley Benchmark. Soothing music, FREE, and adjustable environment.

  • @AudioEsoterixxx
    @AudioEsoterixxx 3 года назад +18

    The graveyard wasn’t meant to be a horror game, it’s an art project

    • @dunkindonuts9770
      @dunkindonuts9770 3 года назад +2

      Even I could tell that and I have never played a Art Game in my life

    • @PetitTasdeBoue
      @PetitTasdeBoue 3 года назад +1

      Yeah I remember I had a pack with the Graveyard, Fatale and the Path... it was some weird shit. Why did I even bought those ? I can't tell anymore.