The Worst Games Of The Decade
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- Опубликовано: 26 апр 2020
- DX returns with an all new list, counting down the worst games of the decade, starting from 2010. From obscure games you've never heard of, to the usual suspects, strap yourselves in for over an hour of bad games!
A very big thank you to the excellent work of DDX, who captioned this video. Check him out here!
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The Worst Games of the Decade
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Wow, I watched this for the first time without captions, thought I knew what it was about.
But after watching it for the second time WITH captions, it seems like I knew nothing at all.A video dramatically transformed. Glad I watched it twice, once without and once with captions.Made it seem like a complete experience, rather than only a half finished video.
"Words are truly amazing. They possess the power to change the World. This is undeniable."
:)
DX, I have to agree with you. Alien CM is the absolute WORST FPS VIDEO GAME EVER. Also, you deserve 1 million subscribers, not 100 thousand.
"The Worst Games of the Decade" preceded by an ad for RAID: Shadow Legends. How convenient.
appstore shovelware doesn't deserve to be called a game.
A Man gotta eat
@@isaacjoshua1873 was literally just gonna say that, you guys think the fucking dude is just gonna not take a fat payment like that?
Imagine crying about ads when ad block has been around for years.
@@vindicatelol yeah I agree with you
“Mitch, please, I can explai-“
*gets shot*
“Argh, please Mitch-“
*gets shot again*
“Mitch please stop I can explain-“
*gets shot so much he looks like a water fountain*
“Mitch please let me explain”
“Mitch I can tell you’re a little upset right now, but I would appreciate it if you could just let me explain”
By a 44 magnum no less. Still talking like he was just punched in the gut, not shot 4 times with giant relolver
@@arsenkurmangali2997 I'm not a "gun guy", so I googled the 44. Magnum, and according to Wikipedia, you can hunt fucking elephants with this thing.
@@Tzilandi I'm pretty certain the gun has enough power to blow your dome off your body, or at least leave a giant hole..or crater
Its a fucking half life revolver. That thing destroyed alien invasion
The Quiet Man's concept of everything being silent because the main character is deaf doesn't sound horrible on paper, but the fact they refuse to give you any subtitles for even the SIGN LANGUAGE is hilariously baffling
Death people don't use subtitles
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 this better be a troll
@@richardcarter8751 Why?
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Dead* ;)
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 who the fuck do you think subtitles are for?
The Quiet Man is like the videogame version of those insufferably pretentious student films that get pitched in film school.
All they were missing was having the game in black and white
@@agustinval1508 And it ending with a blank screen and a gunshot (gunshot is added in the patch)
*walking round a gazebo surrounded by trees w/tv static* oof
@@CollegeDroputPowerpointsand a weird sc- at go- re s* x scene somewhere in the middle that happens for no reason
The Quiet Man makes no sense because being deaf in this game makes you UNABLE TO READ NOTES WRITTEN ON WALLS.
Excise me but what the real fuck?
@@cat_soup I mean, it gets way worse. The Quiet Man himself literally fucking speaks to other characters, and yet the player isn't clued in. The game is supposed to be from a deaf person's point of view, but the main character can literally read lips and talk to other characters. I would say that 90% of the story critical dialogue he fully understands.
what
nigga you for real? lmao
@@MediumMoe well, if person became deaf over time (not born deaf), they can talk somewhat, but cant hear themselves talking. Still a shitty game tho
"And if you use your powers too much, the mannequin men will appear and kill you."
The *what?*
I will use this as an excuse for my crimes against humanity
@@jacobcox4565 nice
Wait, what?
I expected him to be joking when he said that, then the mannequin showed up.
@@vennyboy what?
28:24 My god this plays out EXACTLY how I would imagine and angsty 15 year-old would write a fan fiction. It's so bad it almost feels like satire.
and that angsty 15y old has the excuse of being an angsty 15y old...
As a fanfiction writer, I'd prefer to read an angsty fic by a 15 year old. Some are actually pretty good.
@@piyo744fun fact: Eragon was written by a 15-y-o boy
Lol how is that blond guy still alive after the first sh- ot?
Sooooo... Pyrocynical’s voice acting was actually the best part of Hunt Down The Freeman... Wow...
nah president keemstar was 11/10
ThE aLiEnS aRe cOmMiNg, wE hAvE bEeN cOmPrOmisEd!!!!
*h e l l o c a p t a i n*
Nah G Man is the winnar
Black Messa
@@lilbitoveverything9255
I've always wondered why exactly they didn't correct that pronunciation.
Fun fact: Aliens: Colonial Marines has a 1 letter typo in the code that basically makes the AI of the enemies not function. Fixing it makes them actually track paths and stuff.
They didint patch it no?
@@psxcsomething6114 no... they said "ok i finished this nightmere... oh this thing is not supposed to be there... ahhg what can posibly go wrong if i leave it there"
@@psxcsomething6114 I think there's a mod, but no official fix.
@@francopesce1970 it was only discovered last year.
Teather lol
Amazing line, "The framerate is SO bad, that you start counting SECONDS PER FRAME."
Vice city does this everytime I complete a mission while playing the original Xbox version on my 360 lmfao,
Game has a straight up meltdown, lag city, but getting in a car or answering the phone fixes it immediately, it's not game breaking or anything like it,
So most of the time it just makes me laugh honestly, because it's so bizarre and doesn't happen at any other point in the game ...
The rambo games are like the full version of the shooter games you see at chuck e cheese
@50:58
"There's men down there, our Men!"
"No Colonel, YOUR Men... don't be a hero."
"You goddamn mercenaries!"
This game is just a shitty mix-and-match of audio from the Rambo movies and new lines compressed down to match. They Could have pined for a bigger budget and sound-alike voice actors to better recreate the scenes; but instead, it's an all-round mess.
That's exactly what it looks like -- an arcade shooter akin to Time Crisis. Even if the underlying issues were fixed, this type of gameplay just isn't very fun on console when it's the entirety of the game.
@@oscarm6990 "RE: Dark-side Chronicles" was similar but it was good.
What’s even funnier is that an actual Rambo arcade machine exists
I legit played that Rambo game in an arcade cabinet with a gun last year in Thailand, and it was quite fun, must be a port
Left Alive is like the joke armor from Fallout New Vegas that shouts and tells enemies when you’re close and alerts them lol
it's fallout 3
@@rockifythis there’s also one in new Vegas
@@HYLOBRO which one, like a specific name plz
@@kekkiko6647 What are you asking? I wrote this comment a long time ago, do you want to know which game I'm talking about? Bc I said Fallout New Vegas
@@kekkiko6647 OWB stealth suit
I could hear you holding back your laughter when you read our Fujinara’s response to there being no sound to The Quiet Man.
nice pfp
@Joey Veloso I think we all said "What?" at that stupid shit.
really
Gotta hate artsy pretense.
I don't know what you're talking about, but I like your Lain avatar.
Okay RUclips. I did the thing, I clicked the video. Stop recommending it now. Please. Its good content yes, But please, I want other stuff.
so much likes and only one reply lol
and yes, did the same
My recommendations are pure Hololive lmao
The video is good background noise
Same
@@demoknight. Same holy shit, the rabbit hole is unending
06:04 the funniest attempt at a character trying to do a Catherine Zeta-Jones Entrapment dance through 4 stationary lasers I never thought I'd see. Absolutely brilliant
"The Quiet Man" seems like it could have been good honestly. To me, all it would have taken is adapted subtitles. Make the player adapt to being deaf like an actual deaf person: give phonetical subtitles when reading lips, and only give each sign's litteral meaning when signing. Then the player gets to figure out the meaning themselves. That could have been really interesting. Especially since the story is quite generic, but not that bad imo.
the wasted potential makes me sad
By wasted potential you mean remaking it from the ground up story and all. Im not gonna sit here and say the story had any weight it sounded like something youd make after watching the crow for the first time.
It's not a game, it's a movie with shitty "gameplay" which is just brawling. So not eve nan interactive movie, it's a movie with some shitty "gameplay" added in.
Just this video makes me realize how Dane being mute instead of deaf would actualy fit the themes the creator mentioned better. He would literally be a man in a world surrounded by words with none of his own, having to find a meaning beyond words through his actions and gestures. He'd literally be a quiet man.
Yeah, the creator's a pompous idiot
They probably didn't want to do the sound design lol
@@RohanTej easy, just make him deaf and mute, make up a story about how he has no vocal cords and no functioning hearing organs
Silent protagonist isn't new
Danish Wistara let’s make him blind too, extra easy development. Helen Keller game
"The quiet man is a game without sound" UNTIL they decided to just put the sound as an update....
Lmao
Wasn’t paying attention to the video and when The Quiet Man entry began u thought the video had fucked up-
There is no way that ending to freeman can be real. I couldn’t stop laughing for about 10 min. Wow. The fact that after 3 shots, point blank, he still wanted to explain. He basically creamed himself after the second shot. And “you fucked up my face”. Genius
"The game is so reflective you'll think you have an rtx card" It reminds me of the graphics mod videos that add puddles to gta v and call it ray tracing. 🤣🤣🤣
In terms of graphic mods adding a shit ton of puddles nothing beats GTA SA
@@Igneeka Those indians really be griping for them GTA SA puddles
@@Igneeka Whats hilarious about those mods is they make the game look objectively worse in every imaginable way
@@BxPanda7 They looks great if we consider that the real world is a world where it rains everytime and where the contrast is at his fucking maximum
Reflexes everywhere and increasing the contrast a lot makes everyone lose their minds in the comment sections of those videos.
I still consider Call of Juarez: The Cartel an April Fool's Game.
Same goes for me with Unearthed: Trial Of Ibn Battuta.
The first one was OK, the second one was great, then they fucked up with a modern setting... Thank god they redeemed the saga with Gunlinsger.
"Is this an out of season April Fools Joke?"
It a shame on how The Cartel turned out.
Because I think the idea of a modern-day western sounds interesting and an FPS centered around the war on drug cartels is also an interesting concept to tackle.
It's a shame that Techland half-assed it, because there was some potential to be played with those ideas.
Wait it wasn't?
Lol, I was the first place (current second place) speedrunner of the worst game of the decade.
A little background. A viewer asked me to play the game for her birthday and even bought it for me. I had remembered that it was supposed to be bad but I played it for the lulz and I happened to notice that nearly 3 years after the game's release that there wasn't even a category for The Quiet Man meaning that all I had to do is beat the game and submit a request to create the category and I would be 1st automatically.
I have lost my 1st and won it back once already and I can easily win it back again but I have only played the game 3 times and I'd really don't want to do it again. The Quiet Man speedrun is unique in that every single "speedrunner" uninstalled the moment they finished the game and almost every single person has played the game exactly once in the "blessed silence" catagory (without sound) and exactly twice if they posted a "Remumbled" run (the game with sound) which is exactly the number of times you need to play the game to achieve sound. Nobody practices the game, nobody enjoys it and without exception every single runner has uninstalled as soon as humanly possible.
While it is my own personal hell as the supermod of The Quiet Man Speedrunning category that I need to validate entries I do at least get to pinpoint the moment the player's soul leaves his body if they have a face cam and I have seen some weird stuff happen because the game engine barely works and tends to start really struggling after the first hour or so and the camera just doesn't know what the hell to do at any given moment. The funniest part has to be that people keep playing this game and I am now akin to the king of hell watching in bemusement as my subjects torture themselves while thinking "how bad can it actually be?"
The Quiet Man speedrun Uninstall%
Okay this is hilarious. Thank you for your service.
Imagine if Summoning Salt covers this eventually.
They could have made the players hear The Quiet Man's main guys voice, or the voice in his head when he is reading the lips and signs of other people if they wanted to.
I believe they just wanted to create a hype around it and want people to ask "what is going on we want to know the story", and then a few months later they "Answer" their questions by releasing the full game.
This video was great because you're judging based on craftsmanship and overall incompetence, rather than what other critics are saying.
Thank you!
@@DXFromYT You're welcome, pal!
DX penis
Also you can tell a game is awfull by his tone of voice once he starts to mention it.
which is what kept me watching the whole video, amazing work
"I really like this hospital, it's because you're not randomly stabbing me for fun and hunting my family members through the corridors for sport."
The Quiet Man may have achieved its goal on its ideology, since there are NO words to describe its atrocity, and that is enough for this game! Conglaturations Kenshi Funjinaga for being the worst of the worst, YOU'RE WINNER!
lol i get that winner joke
Big rigs, over the road, under the road! Who knows?
@@poopoo69000 🤣
@@poopoo69000
Play it
Dark or Bright
In some light
Dark is a shitty game
That is right
Big Rigs reference, I see...
This is unironically one of the best videos I've ever watched: a hour and half of simple yet precise presentation of several games' issues with a touch of irony. Great job.
the first part of the note at 1:26:24 sounds like a note that would appear in a nightmare sequence in Cry of Fear and then scrambled the words around in a random order
Ah yes. Eric the vampire. A name that strikes fear in the hearts of mortals. Second only to Gary the werewolf.
Rob the Lich King.
Owen the Slayer
Patrick the Ogre
Dan the Elder God
Sam the Greater Murderboss
"Once you can comprehend the story, you realize it's atrocious" omg that's hilarious
Bombshell is a game that I actually enjoyed a lot. If it wasn't for the super annoying bugs, it would be really good. The idea wasn't flawed from the start and execution was fun (most of the time).
Okay, to be fair, I wish there was a distortion mode for voices in video games like what was in vendetta, that shit's hilarious
It really was!
"In the future, games will be randomly generated."
The worst part is that it's not just game but entertainment in general.
Because it's cheaper.
No Mans Sky.
-_ -*-[₩ € € D € A T € R]-*- _-
"What better way to achieve the unexpected?"
I mean yeah, I guess a lot of these games _are_ unexpected!
@@DevDreCW to be fair the game got a ton of patches and now it's way better (so I heard)
"45 FPS on LOW"
As someone who has played on a 1070 for the past 3 years up until last christmas, I can tell you for certain that that game's optimization is only rivaled by Yandere Simulator.
I'm still using it and while it's showing its age, it definitely still punches above its weight considerably! So to get 45 FPS on a game that looks so old was definitely astounding. I'm sure Yandere's optimization is not much better.
@@DXFromYT honestly yandere sim could have probably made this list easily if the game's development ever went anywhere
@@Eshyyyyy yandere dev is essentially the new dark syde phil
there is a vid by some creepypasta guy on how he explains whats wrong with yandere sim from a development perspective. i am an ongiong programmer and i cought up on my coffe when i heard the update method has more than 2000 lines. i wrote games in unity that didnt had 2000 lines in full, so how stupid can the dev be? i mean, self learning all good, but he is just refusing to get good at his work. he broke his partnership with an experienced programmer because the guy straight up rewrote his shitpile of code to something working, but yandev "couldnt understand it" so he broke up and got on with his crappile. makes me angry thinking about that kind of idiots (but i quickly realized many software-companies work like that, including Microsoft)
@@cethien the answer : "elsif"
I'd love to see a full playthrough of Journey by the guy who made The Quiet Man.
He'd just be like, "Oh, someone made a story without words before me, and did it better than I ever could. Without live-action actors, even!"
I hate pretentious directors. That guy and the guy who made the rebooted Devil May Cry. Those kind of people. Completely obnoxious, and then they have the nerve to get high off their own "greatness."
My theory on why the locations in Rambo the video game actually look quite good; The devs are likely huge fans of Rambo, they also made 2019s Terminator: Resistance and it was suprisingly decent, and the locations in that game, especially the resistance bunker, look exactly like the one shown in the original Terminator film.
"You fucked up my face." Okay I'll give him that one that was a little funny.
"You fucked up my face" sums up the whole Deadpool movie tbh
"oH cOlOnEl, We ArE sO fUcKeD"
Thanks for telling me that it has HDTF in it
@MoolsDogTwo you spell like a five year old
"YoU HaVE my PerMiSsIoN tO DIe"
*GuNsHoT*
The Quiet Man is an absolute trip. They wanted to create a story that transcends words, so they made a story where the characters speak but instead they eliminated sound almost entirely while muddling the rest. Including music. You know, that thing that can stir emotional resonance. The thing that can be used to accompany body language and facial expressions to tell a story without words. and then when the feedback they got was virtually universally panning, they just release the story ungarbled. You know, that story that was specially made with words in mind.
Maybe they used the deaf thing to hide the shoddy writing, though that could just be speculation.
Yeah it is a trip. You know I went into it expecting to either laugh at how incompetently written it was, or groan at how much of a slog the gameplay was, but for the majority of the game's runtime, I just felt very anxious and almost scared at times. Seeing these characters interact and recite all this expository dialogue, seeing sudden and violent events occur seemingly out of nowhere with no explanation, all without any idea what in the world was going on because of the lack of sound, gave me this extreme sense of confusion and nervousness over what was going to happen next. I think there's a really abject sense of terror that people have when there's events going on around them and they don't have any sort of explanation or context as to what is happening and The Quiet Man managed to inadvertently tap into that terror, for me anyway.
Dont get me wrong, its not a good game. The story, when you actually learn what it is from the answered version, is a jumbled, incoherent mess and the gameplay is just generic beat em up events copied and pasted as nauseam. But it really did get my anxiety going at times and I gotta give it credit for that
The thing that got me with The Quiet Man is,if the main character is deaf and yet there are scene where he's speaking, why isn't that subtitled? If he can read lips, why doesn't the lip reading have subtitles (subtitles that could have had cool effects applied depending on the lipreading, accent, etc). And I feel like a simple story transcends words, much the way it does in silent indie games like platformers and adventure games. Having this complex narrative about a guy in a bird mask feels like something where having someone say something might be really useful.
@@Sandwich1414 It could, but sadly they didn't do any of that. Even if they subtitled the hand signs, that would of been a huge step in the right direction. I like the idea of communicating with hand signs and words in a story, but they don't even work with that properly.
I will give them credit, though. They created a story that offends everyone no matter their ability to hear or not.
@@Franku40keks That's understandable, but do you think they achieved the desired result with the method they executed?
When you eliminate words, you have to compensate in order to elicit the reaction you desire. Which is where music comes into play, hence why it is used so frequently. It's so often used because it works, because we can immediately tie a connection to the scene and the desired emotion someone wants us to feel with a musical score (or lack of music in some cases).
This is still one of my favorite RUclips videos of all time going back 3 years now. The way you explain in detail exactly what makes these games so god awful combined with the occasional subtle or not-so-subtle insult helps to give these games a purpose for existing, as without them, neither would this gem of a video ❤
In a way the winner of this gave us something we needed: the realization that someone is able to not understand their own idea. So many things can be applied to this and I think thats very necessary
"This game feels like as if Uncharted was released on the Playstation One and was coded with a waffle iron"-Scott the Woz on Unearthed
In which video did he say that
@@kaspervletter290 "The Worst Games of All Time"
@@FilmBucket thanks mate
The Worst at being the worst 1:05
Dark 1:27
Shadow Harvest: Phantom Ops 6:02
Bombshell 10:19
Call of Juarez: The Cartel 13:30
Winner 17:27
The Worst indie game 18:18
Past Cure 18:46
Hunt Down the Freeman 23:36
Unearthed: Trail of Iban Battuta 29:40
Crying is not enough 31:34
Winner 35:10
The Worst licensed game 36:11
The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct 36:32
Aliens: Colonial Marine 40:54
Rambo: The Video Game 46:31
Winner 51:10
The Worst game of decade 52:18
Umbrella Corps 52:28
Mind Jack 55:57
The Quiet Man 59:40
Kayne&Lynch 2: Dog Days 1:04:02
Ride to Hell: Retribution 1:06:51
Left Alive 1:12:00
Vendetta: The Curse of Raven's Cry 1:16:55
Winner
1:23:12
Legend
Thanks heaps :)
Thank you
Thank you
your a god send
14:54 dude, This stuff is the CIA's bread and butter it is 100% realistic
Honestly, it was only after recording what I'd written in the script that I realized how hilariously true what you're saying is. Lol.
Yes, kane and lynch 2 had completely inaccurate guns and a unique camera. but the levels are really cool and the story is actually super gritty and brutal. But the best part about the game is that it was a co-op 3rd person shooter on pc which is surprisingly rare for whatever reason. I had so much fun with this game playing with my friends even throughout all its flaws. The game is meant to be played with a friend.
The reason why the guns were inaccurate was because it was one of the only ways to make the gameplay actually hard since the game was trying to be somewhat realistic. As for the camera, I actually thought it was one of the cooler features the game had. It was meant to be a "documentary style" camera that shook when you ran. For me, it made the game a lot more immersive. I do agree though that the story ends way too quickly, otherwise I really had a lot of fun with it.
@@anathemafps5323i love the camera and overal uglyness of the game
Yeah Kand and Lynch 2 is one of my favorite games. It was so fun to play with a friend and laugh. It’s horrible, but I love it.
"Hunt down the Freeman Is a game"
Man i love the humor of this channel.
Not even having some decent "voice actors" could save it.
"You fucked up my face when I was with you, I didn't like it, I didn't like it."
It honestly should have been just a movie on youtube as opposed to a poor excuse for a game.
@Midnight Forest You have a point, but the game portion is unequivocally more ass than the cutscenes imo, although like you said, that ain't saying much lol
i mean at least it had sound
Almost all the games are shooters, and most of them are third person cover-based ones. It's amazing.
DX’s comfort zone is extremely small
The Crimson Cuck or maybe the games were just shit and it’s a coincidence.
@@OmegaReconGaming nono they're scared of uncharted
Spoilers!
Knives don’t read the comments before you watch the video. Your own fault. Comment section is for people who have watched and want to discuss the video.
This is, I think, my 5th rewatch and Ive just noticed how massively this blew up. Its hilarious and well deserved
the weapon swaying was also in other games by gearbox, like Borderlands 2 and the pre sequel, but I didn't really notice them until now, because it was toned down a lot, and on those games, hip firing is better in some situations.
I laughed hard when the AI told the player to go left failing the mission. Lmao
I love games with terrible voice acting because it makes me feel like I'm a talented actor lol
Terrible voice acting is great if its so bad it becomes good. Like House of the Dead 2, Deus Ex and Shenmue.
Dynasty Warriors 3 is comedy gold thanks to the voice acting.
You also got the infamous oblivion npc
I’m glad I’m not the only one. Who the fuck are these peoples agents? My agent only gets me Nike commercials and shit.
You may be a great actor, and you're just being humble and we'd never know.
*The Quiet Man is made by a druggie that develops enough self-control and sentience to form words and to barely organize them.*
"develops" sentience? implying they weren't sentient before? what drug were they on?
I can't help but notice that when 3DRealms made a prequel to Bombshell, they deliberately ignored Bombshell. In the prequel Ion Fury (aka Ion Maiden) Shelly doesn't get her arm blown off, doesn't leave the police, and doesn't have any foreshadowing with her long-lost sister.
Ion Fury is good by the way, play it.
Minus the homophobia
I feel bad that you had to go through the experience of playing these atrocities
Luke Marschke He's braver than any U.S. Marine
15:14 Did anyone else notice that the protagonists' car went through another car?
Yup. This game is fucking broken
it's a feature!
ITS A FEA-TURE
ETSA FEETURR
Ben noticed
his face say it all
when i saw that i knew the game was total shit
IIRC the reason that the aliens IA in A:CM is so bad is because of a TYPO. At one point in the code, someone wrote "teather" instead of "tether", and this caused the IA to basically do 0 smart moves or try to stalk you like an actual xenomorph. Instead, the game ignores the code with the typo, making the aliens have zero smart movement options and opting for the default running to the player in a straight line at full speed and ignore all danger or teammates. Saw some clips of the fixed IA and was actually kind of impressed with what they could do, but it still doesn't justify buying the game, considering all the other problems it has.
And they never fixed it..
15:13 Love how the car just phases right through
"The game is so reflective, you'll think you have an RTX card" - That was an awesome comment right there.
“You fucked up my face.” That has got to be the best line ever.
To say that at the end of awful things his enemy did was hilarious
I love how not only can you see the fraps framerate from the recording, *its in single digits and only peaks at like 12 throughout the entire clip*
34:52 of all the videos to put on in the background when I am animating SFM "Content" and I here this comment
Colonial Marines wasn't Sega's fault. They paid Gearbox to make a game, and Gearbox used the money to make Borderlands 2. Never forget that the reason Borderlands 2 was so good was because it turns out Gearbox used a large chunk of Colonial Marines' funding. They stole its personnel and budget, lying to Sony about the production the whole way through. Imagine paying for a contractor and its staff to build a house as best they can in a set amount of time, but they siphon away most of the builders to build their own project, don't tell you, *and still charge you for the employees they're using.*
Are we really surprised that Colonial Marines ended up being a shed with a couch in it instead of a three bedroom house?
Wow, not only unbelievably shady, but illegal as hell
Wow, I only heard that just now
@@lucassmith1886 I have no idea how they jury rigged it so they couldn't get sued, but Sony was pissed. Sony didn't deserve losing reputation for that game. Seriously.
@@fuzzwobble what the fuck? Can I get a source on this because if this is true this is unbelievably scummy
@@Hitoshuratdn www.destructoid.com/stories/anonymous-whistle-blower-claims-gearbox-stole-from-sega-246558.phtml
segabits.com/blog/2013/02/16/another-gearbox-worker-takes-to-reddit-says-segas-money-funded-the-borderlands-franchise/
Note that Gearbox not only didn't do the job they were paid for, but they took *some* of the money they were paid and *subcontracted* a less prominent developer to make Alien: Colonial Marines. They took the money Sega paid them to use their game studio's assets and then passed it along, effectively making Sega unwittingly pay a contractor they didn't know about to do it.
So to make the analogy I used above more accurate, it's like paying a contractor to build a house for you, having them stop by a hardware store to get a day worker to put up a prefabricated shed, then the contractor drives off and takes the big cut of the funds for your house to instead finance building an apartment complex.
Yeah the apartment complex job was one they already had funds and manpower for, but your money means they can put more flash furnishing in it like some better quality plumbing and electrical wiring work, so you can suck on it.
The house was being made for clients and you'll look bad? Haha, tough! Sayonara nerds!
Honestly the worst part about the Ibn Battuta game is how it honestly bastardized what the actual man did. Ibn Battuta was and still is an EXTREMELY important scholar and explorer of his time. His discoveries were incredible, and his accounts are highly detailed, giving us a look into many areas that would otherwise be rarely acknowledged or even known about in the detail we have thanks to Battuta.
an actually good game faithful to his memoirs would be amazing
I can't believe that the same studio that made the awesome Ghostbusters game, made The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct.
Call of Juarez is so bad at portraying the actual drug war with thousands of casualties going on to this day that I threw out the disc after 3 hours of play like 7 years ago. The sex trafficking part is so misrepresented that this game can be a lesson for designers wanting to make a game exploring real-world topics. This undermines the deaths of thousands of people and real suffering that goes on to this day so bad that the gameplay is one of the last things you should focus on. I would literally buy a 9/11 simulator just to know that it can be more historically accurate.
Unearthed Trail Of Ibn Battuta looks like one of those fake video games you'd see a character playing in some TV show 😂
Time stamp please
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Not even having some decent voice actors could save it.
QJ89 troy baker
Yeah they click the sticks randomly on the controller and then the clip ends with the game saying “LEVEL COMPLETE. ONE THOUSAND POINTS. NOW STARTING LEVEL 7”
That explanation of "The Quiet Man" at the end... it sounds like it was generated by a neural net. Incoherent words that vaguely resemble human speach.
I believe the formal, philosophical term for this phenomenon is "postmodernism." LOL
Great work, looking forward for the next episode in 10 years :)
This was really well done, i’d like to see more stuff like this in the future
That game with the big ass muzzle flash is just hilarious.
And then there is another game with a ridiculously large muzzle flash, but is decent and uses the muzzle flash as part of its intentional design: claustrophobia and overwhelming amounts of information and visual input.
Space Beast Terror Fright.
@@adamofblastworks1517 I did not expect to see this name here! What an underrated gem.
@@SprazzyGazoozle Oh sweet. I think you are the first person to actually recognize it and mention that, ever.
It's what got me interested in game design and programming (especially since it was quite a bit limited in what you could do with it).
@@adamofblastworks1517 i feel like the muzzle flash thing could work out in a survival horror game if designed with it in mind but this other game seems like it wasn't at all designed with it in mind, they just made it huge cuz it looked kinda cool or something lol
@@HugoStiglitz88 oh definitely.
The Quiet Man is that most terrible of things: incompetent *and* pretentious
@Sean Wilkinson Seriously, hearing Fujinaga's glib garbage really reaffirmed my aversion towards Japanese narrative media of this nature. The ego of their creators are so inflated they could probably lift a fucking blimp.
@Sean Wilkinson Except Kojima pulls it off. Despite his flaws.
@@HaqqAttak Because Kojima has actual substance and a relatable message compared to Fujinaga. While listening to his explanation (or whatever the hell that was) on his creative direction towards Quiet Man, I could faintly hear that meta-level tone Kojima uses in explaining his craft. Kojima will overly complicate the plot/details and make you believe he spent the entire development phase on LSD contemplating the life, but you still have an idea of what he's trying to convey, this was just Fujinaga saying "I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing" in flowery language.
The Quiet Man was pure wasted potential. Nothing about it was executed right.
When sound is finally in the mix and the story turns out to be pretty much a student film. XD
This is now one of my favorite channels. Your rhetoric in describing these games is hilarious.
Imagine speedruns of all of these games at a GDQ event. It would be total chaos.
Too bad nobody likes these games enough to learn how to break them
bruh, he stretches his video to get the 10 minutes mark smh.
So?
@@yokoyakamori6589 he is joking
Just a little bit lol
@@yokoyakamori6589 Sarcasm..
@@mhx6437 I've heard of it..
The dialogue in hunt down the Freeman genuinely reminds me of deadly premonition but without the self awareness
"The Sinners Sandwich..."
DP is legit just a good game written by a pair of genuine Japanese dudes.
Nice list! Half of them I thoroughly enjoyed. Time to check out the other half.
for all of those who say good graphics = good game.
I know games that look like an excel document that are better than this
15:14 a car completely ghosted through them... in a cutscene.
hahahaha
Had to rewind to make sure I saw that right. It show the level of dedication people put into the game.
*oh, he was just using disable collisions so he could get to work on time*
Cyberpunk 2077: hold my beer.
HE’S A MAN NOT A GOD. Whenever Rambo screams, he is stubbing his toe very badly.
JOOOOOHN!
JOOOOOHN!
JOOOOOHN!
KawaiiKing64 ITS OVER, JOHNNY!
Rambo: “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”
I love your channel you remind me of total biscuit so much. That's a huge praise btw. This video screams total biscuit in the best possible way. Your passions for games is evident. Your vocal tone displays emotions perfectly. You sir deserve so much success!
You somehow eked out the only bit of entertainment these games had and brought it to us, you magical man!
"Jeez, get a girlfriend!"
Is this a The Room line or something?
More like amateur fan-fic dialogue from a Japanese kid who barely knows English.
Meanwhile, Myra's here for one thing only: Fan Service.
"Jeez, get a girlfriend" is the "I grew up with 4 brothers" of videogames
The moment we've all been waiting for.
Flute Ninja ain’t that the truth!
"PREPARE FOR THE KRABBY PATTY"
Not me
52:48 “I bought this game for a dollar on sale and I think I over payed” 🤣🤣👌🏾
23:36 that game looks like its made in gary's mode
it was literally made in source engine, the same engine that powers garry's mod, half-life 2 and both portal games
Director of The Quiet Man: I will break new ground by telling a deep story without dialogue!
The entire silent era of film: Am I a joke to you
They had text dialogue inbetween shots
@@arte0021 atm least hunt down the fremman had sound
@@arte0021 and that's the twist! Lol the quiet Man was trying to be a silent film without any dialogue! Lol😂
Atleast we can point to this game when annoying dipshits whine about space games having sounds and ask if taking sounds away would make it better!!
IT BROKE NEW GROUNDDDDD
*sees video title*
"Alright I'm just gonna check it out for a second!"
*watches entire fucking video*
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Great video. Kinda shocked by the final pick considering the rest of the list, but still good video. Also. dude a short film is 20 to about 45 minutes. This was feature length.
Ehhh achievements aren’t really much to go off, considering a game a lot of games have like a 60% achievement rate for like “starting the game”
Good vid tho, gave me quite a few laughs, also glad to see someone else actually take offence at when we get video game characters who for whatever reason cannot hold their gun steady enough to effectively use it.
When stuff like that happens, I just add the difference to all the achievements. So, just pretend like that 40% of people who never started the game don't count, add 40% to all the completions.
Yeah, also considering achievements count for ppl who own the game as well, so a huge chunk probably only have it on their library and never opened it.
I have worked on TWD Survival Instinct, and I have to admit that the end product is nowhere near what was planned at first. So many cool features had to be cancelled, due to massive bugs during random encounters and such.
Can we please discuss how Mitchel’s scars make no damn sense; that’s not how crowbars work.
They really do look like he just drew them on himself with permanent marker
Kinda looks like a Geralt cosplay.
I don’t mean how they look bad (everything in the game does), I mean that crowbars aren’t sharp, not sharp enough to give scars that clean
Maybe if you sharpened the chisel end, then drew it across his face, that would make sense. But I don't know why you would do that in a universe where knives exist.
I was thinking that too, but Gordon would have to be drawing the crowbar obnoxiously sideways across his face, and at that point, why would Gordon waste so much time?
I have never understood why devs insist putting headbobbin' in to their games.. ffs.. human heads don't act like helium balloon was janked on the rope when we run and it is sickening..
I think Fujinaga is just very into abstract art.... but we cannot really understand, hence the game is garbage.
Or he's a pretentious asshole.
Vendetta, that sound distortion would've been THE perfect anti-piracy system!
I wish they added it back as a togglable option, I was laughing my ass off listening to it.
AC black flag at home be like
@@criticalfox1568
Me too! That was the only part in this video that I literally laughed out loud. Too funny!
"They created all these assets..."
Good one.
this is one of the most underrated videos on youtube one of my favorite videos. watched it ten times and it still makes me crack up every time.
I come back to this video every few months to keep myself from making bad life decisions.
"tHAt's roIGHT baBY, ol' PetE's gOnna give ya a PROpah *ROIDE* "
I read this in a stereotypical Hollywood German accent and it was hilarious.
I read this in Jim Cummings’ voice
I died hahaha
"Calm down, friend, i just (*posessed by Satan*) NEED HER FOR A MINUTE"
*hand gets stabbed* “AaaaGgghh! AyoU-FAHKing PISSHikihuh bRUsef AnGh!”
It's quite surprising that a bunch of these games are published by Square Enix..
Is it really? Square Enix is not as good as it used to be, Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts being exceptions.
@@Orange_Swirl Is FF even that big anymore? I don't really hear much outside of the first 7.
Hyperion - I’ve heard a lot of the people who played the early games weren’t very happy with the last few iterations. Personally, I played Tactics, FF7, 8, 9, and 10 and loved all of them dearly.
@@Orange_Swirl Well I don't mean it is "good even nowadays". I'm just saying that as a publisher, they published a bunch of bad games.
I'm surprised they don't even have some sort of quality standards on this.
Square enix is one of those companies where the average game they make is of a lesser quality than any other company but people put them up there as being as good as rockstar, nintendo, valve and cd projekt red.
30+ years later and still no one has surpassed Pirates! for a sandbox/open world pirate game.