The Best of Bickering | Gone Fishing | Bob Mortimer & Paul Whitehouse

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2021
  • “CALM DOWN, MORTIMER!”
    When he’s not falling over, Bob's favourite thing to do is to annoy Paul as much as possible. Paul’s favourite thing to do is keep him in line. So, here’s the best of Bob & Paul's Bickering.
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Комментарии • 357

  • @manicstreetpreacher200
    @manicstreetpreacher200 2 года назад +144

    'Bob, you're so needy.'
    'Do you know your problem Paul? You don't appreciate me enough.'😂

  • @Paddy.C
    @Paddy.C 2 года назад +217

    I don't know why, but Bob shouting "SHIT!!!" and throwing the flaming stove is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
    I must have played it around 20 times, and it still makes me laugh.
    Bless him.

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 2 года назад +7

      Man i’m crying i swear to god that was amazing

    • @jpbroadwater
      @jpbroadwater 2 года назад +11

      "Sorry Paul, I just panicked a bit there."

    • @redeyerob2176
      @redeyerob2176 2 года назад +10

      He threw it like a live hand grenade, i had some laugh at that too

    • @horse5407
      @horse5407 2 года назад +2

      It’s soooo funny.

    • @jakeriese4862
      @jakeriese4862 Год назад

      Clever ay it, chucking a fire at grass, how about if the grass started ablaze, for a solicitor, Bob is thick sometimes

  • @davidsmith6859
    @davidsmith6859 2 года назад +358

    I've watched every episode and I once thought it was a fishing show but actually it's a love story. Two best mates having the time of their lives together. Ten more years please.

    • @alanjones5786
      @alanjones5786 2 года назад +9

      Have these all recorded watch them over and over beautiful friendship beautiful filming

    • @JJONNYREPP
      @JJONNYREPP 2 года назад

      The Fall - Words of Expectation (live)

    • @barnaclefelching4079
      @barnaclefelching4079 2 года назад

      Twenty

    • @annpage7676
      @annpage7676 Год назад +2

      This and the repair shop restore faith in humanity. Thank you boys.

    • @bobscullion3533
      @bobscullion3533 Год назад

      well said Mr Smith

  • @georginashanti4605
    @georginashanti4605 Год назад +45

    Now I know exactly how Bob set fire to his house as a kid with fireworks. He's still got it! Lol 😆🤣💛

    • @jakeriese4862
      @jakeriese4862 Год назад +1

      Clever ay it, chucking a fire at grass, how about if the grass started ablaze, for a solicitor, Bob is thick sometimes

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg Год назад

      @@jakeriese4862 Can't believe you actually posted that idiotic comment twice.
      And what does "clever ay it" mean?

  • @alexbailes91
    @alexbailes91 2 года назад +179

    Bob's unbridled joy at catching the bass made my day

    • @teamcrumb
      @teamcrumb 2 года назад +2

      made me cry with happiness lolz. wot a sap i am

    • @davidbreden2267
      @davidbreden2267 2 года назад +3

      That moment alone should've won an award

  • @shannondudley3757
    @shannondudley3757 2 года назад +101

    The love i feel for these two men knows no limits.

  • @deadeyedan8217
    @deadeyedan8217 2 года назад +12

    Threw that travel stove like a grenade 🤣🤣 had me crying that. These too are amazing.
    "Please Don't strike me" 🤣🤣

  • @GreenKreeper
    @GreenKreeper 2 года назад +115

    2:58 has actually made me cry laughing. The genuine panic. 😂

    • @theurbancrystalhealer6952
      @theurbancrystalhealer6952 2 года назад +1

      Same! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @cnrbsmth
      @cnrbsmth 2 года назад +6

      There is a trauma in his eyes

    • @Barracuda007
      @Barracuda007 2 года назад +5

      "shit... SHITTTTTTT!!" XD

    • @Jaya365
      @Jaya365 2 года назад +10

      He had visions of standard fireworks going up in his mums kitchen ruclips.net/video/Rqmd39GdDww/видео.html

    • @SCMelArts
      @SCMelArts Год назад

      In a "fight or flight" situation, I think we know what Bob would do

  • @Whoops1587
    @Whoops1587 Год назад +7

    I love how when bob hooks a fish his screams must scare every other fish away within a nautical mile

  • @natural09100
    @natural09100 2 года назад +9

    The wee gas bottle was like a hand grenade ... cracked me up 🤣

    • @jakeriese4862
      @jakeriese4862 Год назад

      Clever ay it, chucking a fire at grass, how about if the grass started ablaze, for a solicitor, Bob is thick sometimes

  • @wendywoo154
    @wendywoo154 2 года назад +47

    I’m not sure I can put into words how much I love this programme. I just wish my dad was around to watch it. ❤️

  • @garygrowcott7273
    @garygrowcott7273 9 месяцев назад +13

    Me and my Austisic Son love the show! We watch it every night before bed,it's so calming and hilarious at the same time. It's helped us both so much because I have suffered from depression/anxiety for a long time now!!
    But it's the highlight of our day to watch the episodes,the Double Meatballs skit in season 1 is our favourite at the moment!!!😂😂😂❤❤

    • @sarahmartin7987
      @sarahmartin7987 6 месяцев назад +2

      I'm autistic and me and my Mum watch this show too and find it so calming. I'm quite anxious at the moment and it's literally the only thing that helps! I'm glad it's helping you and your son x

    • @hunterwilk
      @hunterwilk 4 месяца назад

      I hope y'all are well friend.

  • @DenkyManner
    @DenkyManner 2 года назад +7

    "What the hell do you think you've got there?!"
    "Crossbow."

  • @fourtwosandalf149
    @fourtwosandalf149 2 года назад +41

    "Cos it will be shitehoused" spat my drink everywhere. Great stuff.

  • @Grecianfan1
    @Grecianfan1 2 года назад +7

    Everyone needs a Bob in a cupboard. To pull out on tough days.

  • @lip03pd
    @lip03pd 2 года назад +29

    We NEED a compilation of all of bobs catches his reaction to hooking up is primal levels of joy, like a child with sweets. It's brilliant

    • @jacemofo
      @jacemofo 2 года назад +5

      That bass he caught was the fish of a lifetime!
      Bob:aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!
      Paul:calm down you bloody fool
      😆😆😆

    • @jjdecani
      @jjdecani 2 года назад +3

      And then I love the way Paul goes into 'professional' mode and is all..."keep it taut... don't reel!...move here...DON'T REEL!" and Bob is all "I'VE GOT ONE I'VE GOT ONE I'VE GOT ONE!"... *frantically reels and waves rod around randomly*

  • @dougieladd
    @dougieladd 2 года назад +31

    The world is a much better place with these two gentlemen in it. Absolute legends.

  • @bettyboo8214
    @bettyboo8214 2 года назад +65

    This show is an absolute gem.
    So enjoyable watching these two.

  • @SvenSvenson1
    @SvenSvenson1 2 года назад +8

    Bob called into the shoe shop where I work in Stockholm. Unfortunately we did not have his size, he wore odd socks.
    He told me he was filming the salmon
    Bob gave me his autograph and I have it on the wall in my kitchen.
    If you read this Thanks Bob.

  • @Mumbles274
    @Mumbles274 2 года назад +41

    Someone needs to do compilatioon of all the times Paul says don't wind!

  • @kevinroche3334
    @kevinroche3334 6 месяцев назад +3

    I finally sat down and watched some of these clips, here in the Czech Republic - I have never laughed so much in my life. God, I miss England sometimes! When they were lying in the grass, I could smell it...and the humour...I want to go home!

  • @alexvaraderey
    @alexvaraderey 2 года назад +30

    Just two old friends being daft together. Brings a smile to my face.

  • @alexc2505
    @alexc2505 2 года назад +7

    Bob the loudest fisherman known to man !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @connieb9034
    @connieb9034 2 года назад +12

    Bloody glorious television, and that’s something that’s hard to find in this day and age... long live these two kings

    • @mariahoulihan9483
      @mariahoulihan9483 2 года назад +2

      I really cannot imagine it working with any other nationality other than British.. the sarky pee taking.

  • @Richie65afc
    @Richie65afc 2 года назад +54

    Bob would be a nightmare to go fishing with, but if you want someone to make you laugh on a trip, then you wouldn't go far wrong. These two are just so naturally funny.

  • @chrisb8075
    @chrisb8075 2 года назад +60

    Hilarious, life-affirming, warm and real. Bloody love them.

  • @dancesontheceiling
    @dancesontheceiling 2 года назад +65

    You cheered me up! The 1st time I saw the “pig’s trotter” exchange, my ribs hurt from laughing.

    • @nickpalm65
      @nickpalm65 Год назад +3

      I just saw that for the first time. My ribs are killing me now!

  • @digitaIgorilla
    @digitaIgorilla 2 года назад +27

    Makes you feel a wee bit less isolated in your aging when you have someone else to take the piss out of 😂

    • @laurencemontague8331
      @laurencemontague8331 2 года назад

      That’s so true ,I go fishing by myself and it’s much better when you can take the p..s out of a good mate ,for when they have made a cock up haha

  • @sebastianp9370
    @sebastianp9370 2 года назад +29

    I bloody love these gents, were all just getting older together

  • @erinmaree1987
    @erinmaree1987 2 года назад +4

    I showed my Dad a montage of "Don't wind!" and he cried laughing at how reminiscent it was of our fishing trips together

  • @Jamie_Pritchard
    @Jamie_Pritchard Год назад +2

    You can stick your Dancing with Stars on Ice, and your The Only Way is Sussex type shows. All you need is two ageing geezers arseing around and having a laugh together and you've got TV gold 😊

  • @DrLazerbeam
    @DrLazerbeam 5 месяцев назад

    came back to watch the grenade bit but forgot about "paul...please don't strike me but your left foot seems to be a pigs trotter" I've been watching these guys my entire life and they never fail to make me cheerful.

  • @michaelj2528
    @michaelj2528 2 года назад +97

    Just Brilliant the two of them together make me laugh so much , god knows we need something that make us laugh . Well done lads looking forward to the next series

    • @hellodave5389
      @hellodave5389 2 года назад +1

      Just absolutely class mate 👍

    • @karendrage9366
      @karendrage9366 2 года назад +1

      Best of mates..best scenery..best laughs. This deserves awards. Totally brilliant!

  • @theurbancrystalhealer6952
    @theurbancrystalhealer6952 2 года назад +3

    When Mortimer threw that fire I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jakeriese4862
      @jakeriese4862 Год назад

      Clever ay it, chucking a fire at grass, how about if the grass started ablaze, for a solicitor, Bob is thick sometimes

  • @user-pq9xw8pl6g
    @user-pq9xw8pl6g 2 года назад +11

    We need these 2 in our lives more than ever these days ❤️

  • @lucieni
    @lucieni 7 месяцев назад +3

    I love Bob Mortimer!

  • @rebeccabrookes6086
    @rebeccabrookes6086 2 года назад +44

    Best 10 mins of the week, had to keep pausing as kept missing bits laughing, when Bob said "I put a flump on", can't lie I nearly wet mi knickers. Honestly can't you make a longer series next time

    • @domc2909
      @domc2909 2 года назад +2

      That flump bit got me too!

    • @danjames4086
      @danjames4086 2 года назад +4

      Me too. His daft face...and why a flump in particular we may never know.

    • @xigbar1994
      @xigbar1994 2 года назад

      Such great British humour. Love it.

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 Год назад

      @@danjames4086 Bob always knows the exact funniest word for any situation 😊

  • @stevejardine3914
    @stevejardine3914 2 года назад +3

    Just great being able to to take the piss so freely. What good friends are for. LOL

  • @scottryan1989
    @scottryan1989 Год назад +1

    DO NOT MAKE DRAWINGS OF THAT CHAIR 😂😂😂😂😂😂 these two are absolute legends 😂

  • @dandann8237
    @dandann8237 2 года назад +1

    bickering! just 2 friends having a laugh

  • @Knotaro_bot
    @Knotaro_bot 2 года назад +2

    For just these few moments, everything is right with the world

  • @neilfoddering921
    @neilfoddering921 2 года назад +2

    I reckon that this is the funniest, most heartwarming programme on TV.

    • @teamcrumb
      @teamcrumb 2 года назад +1

      absolutely with you on that 100%. and it's just two dear souls being real with each other and arsing about. all the money spent on TV programmes and all the hype, turns out we all just love to see people having some time to enjoy the joys of nature, loving life, being real enough to discuss their mortality and vulnerabilities without milking it and lots of beautiful arsing about. Oh and the fishing is good too

    • @neilfoddering921
      @neilfoddering921 2 года назад

      @@teamcrumb Nailed it!

  • @dingopisscreek
    @dingopisscreek 2 года назад +1

    bob's chair looks like something the early pioneers of flight might have built. bob + crossbow = SCARY!!!

  • @sweetwater5030
    @sweetwater5030 2 года назад +1

    Where has this been in my life! I can finally die complete

  • @276tracey
    @276tracey 2 года назад +9

    This is the only channel that I really do laugh out loud ...wish you could put one out every day..

  • @natureisallpowerful
    @natureisallpowerful 2 года назад +2

    I'm sorry Paul I panicked 🤣

  • @aaronwoodhead2964
    @aaronwoodhead2964 2 года назад +4

    When Paul laughs at Bob...4.21 and many more it's a true I can't hold it in laugh, joyful laugh..it's an I'm happy laugh

  • @ldm7532
    @ldm7532 2 года назад +3

    This is refreshing in this day&age

  • @aml1234561
    @aml1234561 6 месяцев назад

    Possibly one of the very very best things ever to appear on tv anywhere.

  • @mrgrumpy70
    @mrgrumpy70 2 года назад +3

    I keep hoping to run into Bob in his local town so I can beat the two of them. Not only have I had stents, I also have had a triple bypass. The cherry on the cake is my cardiologist and surgeon are both Prof Redwood and Mr Young who treated each of them. They are forever bickering about who had the best treatment and clinicians and would love to play my trump card to them.

  • @dougie2112
    @dougie2112 2 года назад +5

    Best program on tv, love it when Bob falls over all the time

  • @BOBYEZYOV
    @BOBYEZYOV 2 года назад +1

    Hello darling. Classic response! Can't beat a somewhat dysfunctional
    bromance - great stuff

  • @SCORPASRULE
    @SCORPASRULE 2 года назад +8

    I just love the excitement each of them have for each other, whichever angler catches a fish. Simply awesomeness

  • @teamcrumb
    @teamcrumb 2 года назад +1

    TV gem stone. BBC seriously lucked out. Turns out we all just need some more time to hang out and enjoy play time with good chums in our lives and everything feels 1000 times more manageable and golden. Does make me sad that so many folk don't have these things in their lives, but if you can't have something for yourself then there is the chance to be pleased for other people who are lucky enough to experience them. That sounds harsh but this acceptance doesn't have to have us on our knees comparing ourselves with other people. Thats how love works. The grace of acceptance vs the shame of feeling we're not doing well enough. We are conditioned all of our lives to feel we are not good enough. Fight that shitty feeling, my people. Your generosity and kindness and fondness for other people and their good times is your greatest gift and a wonderful skill. Going outdoors, and just seeing what i find, plants and fungi and animals is my bliss, and a few dear friends that make me laugh and challenge my perceptions. Sometimes i feel so low and can't see where life can move to that isn't more low, other times i love life so much i hope for another 50 lifetimes. If the fates don't allow we can still love things.

  • @uzpuz
    @uzpuz 2 года назад +4

    the best show on tv by a million miles.

  • @onlyme219
    @onlyme219 2 года назад +1

    Simply wonderful to watch

  • @petehydes1423
    @petehydes1423 2 года назад +1

    Love them and love the show....BRILLIANT !!!

  • @naomicoward4687
    @naomicoward4687 2 года назад +1

    I love the friendship between these two.

  • @dianesmart9207
    @dianesmart9207 2 года назад +2

    Guaranteed laughs they are both brilliant!!x

  • @philsmith214
    @philsmith214 2 года назад +3

    I love all these shows may they never cease , a great comedy duo.. .

  • @petebuck9889
    @petebuck9889 2 года назад +1

    Absolute comedy gold. How can it not make you smile

  • @vlctor1
    @vlctor1 2 года назад +2

    Just like when we went fishing with mates as youngsters kicking the chair over, throwing the gas canister in panic and the massive surprise when you catch something bigger than a tiddler. Mind you the hat would of been half way down the river. Absolutely brilliant would love another show..

  • @richardchurchill8081
    @richardchurchill8081 2 года назад +1

    These two are gold.

  • @donlione9812
    @donlione9812 2 года назад +8

    I do not laugh at much, in fact my wife says I have no sense of humour 😐 but when I watch Paul and Bob together it makes me laugh and envious of their friendship together 👌 keep them coming please 🤗

    • @christinehales4222
      @christinehales4222 2 года назад

      Same in this household The only 2shows my husband laughs at are this & Dinner ladies

  • @natural09100
    @natural09100 2 года назад +1

    Thank you boys, for the happy times :)

  • @kathhurley7137
    @kathhurley7137 Год назад

    Absolutely adore these two. Piss my pants every episode x

  • @bryanpotter
    @bryanpotter 2 года назад +1

    Superb gentleman, simply superb. Thank you...

  • @debwarren608
    @debwarren608 2 года назад +3

    There is something joyful about watching these two! Please keep them coming.

  • @jessegee179
    @jessegee179 Год назад

    Bickering sounds like a town, on the River Tetch 😊

  • @sxmmieftw
    @sxmmieftw 2 года назад +1

    The screaming over the bass had me🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @normplatt7549
    @normplatt7549 2 года назад +2

    Great to see pals, a chuckling and enjoying life! Practice the fisherman handshake!

  • @JonseyWales
    @JonseyWales 9 месяцев назад

    That gas cooker!!🤣😂😅😆

  • @petehydes1423
    @petehydes1423 2 года назад +1

    I cannot tell you how many times ive watched the shows, its on repeat right from the start !!!

  • @moonstarer55
    @moonstarer55 2 года назад +3

    Great programme with 2 great fellas

  • @notlrachtron
    @notlrachtron 7 месяцев назад

    Love love love this show , brilliant humour and such a simple concept ….can’t have enough of those two gems

  • @canoli72
    @canoli72 2 года назад +4

    Wasn’t aware that stir sticks were mandatory for tea. Bob and Paul make the mundane tasks seem sublime. Well done.

  • @cormackjames
    @cormackjames 10 месяцев назад

    can you smile, ok can you frown, can you look surprised LMAO!

  • @Franzen90
    @Franzen90 8 месяцев назад

    I don't know what it is about the northern accents but when Bob talks it's just funny, just like Jonna from AC/DC. Love it!

  • @John-et9yl
    @John-et9yl Год назад +1

    The best programme on TV by a country mile.

  • @alisoncourtney9347
    @alisoncourtney9347 2 года назад +2

    Brilliant what more can I say 🤣🤣🤣!!!

  • @philsmith214
    @philsmith214 2 года назад +9

    Love these two, they have such a laugh together, in this world of uncertainty its great to see two mates hanging out just having a proper laugh 👍

  • @paulgrant371
    @paulgrant371 2 года назад +2

    Two Genius just out there acting the bollix.... brilliant 👏

  • @alanv2006
    @alanv2006 2 года назад +1

    Brilliant- love them!

  • @waynelovell1958
    @waynelovell1958 5 месяцев назад

    I’ve watched every episode of every series and countless clips on here again and again. The best of 🇬🇧

  • @ianmiller865
    @ianmiller865 8 месяцев назад

    omg am crying so much, been watching bob 4 years, but this is another level.

  • @timalder8940
    @timalder8940 2 года назад +3

    Great show with a comedy genius and a madman.

  • @jibberjabber2957
    @jibberjabber2957 2 года назад +3

    These two are the only people keeping me going.

    • @teamcrumb
      @teamcrumb 2 года назад

      i know how you feel. they represent a human spirit that is endlessly golden. when i get really low i often just chain watch the whole series on a sunday. caught myself doing it one day and felt really dumb, like oh i'm so sad watching them and not being them. but then i felt kind of lucky just to see them and think about their nice times. it's like witnessing Winnie the Pooh and Piglet doing their thing. If the good times don't happen to us at least there is the grace and joy of loving other people and being happy for them. on other days i feel really golden in and of myself, and i just can't wait to go outdoors and botanize (i love native plants and fungi). hope life is being kinder to you. you might think this is a weird thing to say but using the I ching really helps me pow wow with myself. seems v kooky at first but just see if any of what it says to you aligns with thoughts that are useful to you. it's a 2000 year old book called the book of changes from China. it's not a guide to life or motivational speak and it's not fortune telling, it helps us find the kernel of our selves that feels lost and it just enables me to self reflect and value myself more than circumstances often allow. there are lots of online sites. I ching with clarity is a good one. all seems very befuddled and wordy and daft and lofty at first, but i promise you, give it time and it will help you frame how you see things and show you in time how much that has to do with how we feel. all the best to you

    • @teamcrumb
      @teamcrumb 2 года назад

      I Ching with Clarity is a decent online version

  • @danielmoore7976
    @danielmoore7976 2 года назад +1

    Sometimes tea looks grey 😂 these two are barmy in the best way imaginable

  • @carollloydjones5735
    @carollloydjones5735 2 года назад +1

    Just love it! 🐟♥️

  • @gigmcsweeney8566
    @gigmcsweeney8566 2 года назад

    A natural double act. Class!

  • @deanstyles7843
    @deanstyles7843 2 года назад +3

    Absolutely love the boys. Best fishing show ever.

  • @warty5007
    @warty5007 2 года назад +2

    Fantastic I can watch you all day just can’t stop laughing when your on 👏👏👏🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @kathleengordon5623
    @kathleengordon5623 2 года назад +2

    I love their show

  • @trishgibbons8726
    @trishgibbons8726 Год назад

    Love this program, thank you chaps xx

  • @petercopley1242
    @petercopley1242 2 года назад +3

    🤣🤣 brilliant, we need these two running the country 👏

  • @JPLamoureuxsTravels
    @JPLamoureuxsTravels 2 года назад +1

    I’d give my left knacker to go fishing with Bob n Paul … you two are pure magic lol x

    • @davidmaughan708
      @davidmaughan708 2 года назад

      much as i like them too....knacker off?...not that much!!!

  • @mauricebate5069
    @mauricebate5069 2 года назад +2

    Just finished reading Bobs book "And away " very funny but also very touching !!!great read 😊😊😊😊

  • @paulm5443
    @paulm5443 Год назад

    My wife and I have watched all 5 series, 3 times. The friendship, humour and photography are all brilliant.

  • @marybarratt2649
    @marybarratt2649 9 месяцев назад

    Had to buy the videos, because Paul and Bob are so funny. Very watchable and they are lovely people. I think a lot of people envy this friendship and how wonderful the series was. No time to be bored with these two, for sure.

  • @deadpanbarry5442
    @deadpanbarry5442 2 года назад +4

    Love the two of them and their antics. Aways look forward to seen them. 😊👍