This is the corned beef hash recipe I cooked for Paul on the banks of the River Esk. It didn't make it into the show so I've filmed it by a pond in Surrey
I was Bob's postie for a little while, such a genuinely nice bloke, an absolute national treasure for sure... I could listen to him talk about absolute anything, subscribed instantly.
@HeedArmy83 When he didn't tip me for delivering his newspapers in all weathers, i tried to throw a balloon full of stale piss through his sitting room window, only for it to bounce off and soak me and my bike. I'm not the sharpest brick with the lights off or something.
When he says shops, he means the shops that have sprung up, as commerce has inevitably emerged amongst the people of the vast swath of land within his fiefdom. And the oil is but one surf's proof of fealty.
My Grandad made this every time we all visited and stayed for the weekend. It was mine and my siblings favourite meal ever. We would sit and eat it while watching Cartoon Network before bed.. I’m 36 and wish I could do it again.. god I miss him
I miss the pasties that my mum's mum used to make, the most delicious you'd ever eat. And the ham, egg n chips my dad's mum would make for my brother and me on the odd occasion she and granddad would pick us up from school when we were very young, it was a simple meal but made with love. I know I'd have thanked them for the meals at the time, but for how precious the memories feel now I'll never be able to thank them.
This man has my time because his genuine nature shines through like no other ever has for me. I hope he never stops wanting to give us his company. It's always welcome in my home. He's better than bacon. I really fucking love bacon.
Bob’s had a RUclips channel for a while under the name “Cliff Cloth” and he uploaded a few short sketches years ago. When he uploaded this, he made everything else private and changed the name to his own. For example: ruclips.net/video/01VCymIxUwI/видео.html
After 20 years away from England this video is such a blessing. More unprepossessing yet mythical yet mundane yet transcendent chat while doing whatever you like please Bob. Love it.
I've always wanted to learn how to make corned beef hash, and I genuinely came onto RUclips to learn. I saw loads of genuine chef videos but ignored them all as soon as I saw Bob had done his own video. Glad I did.
Bob is adorable. He makes me laugh even just cooking a hash. I've been watching a couple of old Shooting Stars episodes this evening and have been laughing my socks off. I loved that show. Thanks Bob for always cheering me up. 🧸
My missus was talking to Bob on Monday this week he came into our pub the Endeavour, the first pub he ever had a pint in. He’s writing a book so he was down in Middlesbrough researching. He often pops in to see her. Legend.
Wow so many memories, Bob back in full swing with his dry sense of humour. And good old corned beef hash. Travelling to Lancaster late at night to arrive to my grandads hash. Tab end stuck to his bottom lip throughout. It was the best welcome ever (secret ingredient we all swear was real ash😂) what a legend Bob. So glad your health has improved we missed you. ❤️
True gem of tv this fishing show was. It was so humbling and relaxing to watch. Just two good friends. The beautiful scenery of a British lakeside and a few beers and food. That my friends is what life is about
He's a total gem, is Bob...(tho tbh I actually prefer the rain-water version). Genuinely one of my all-time comedy heros! Hilarious in everything he does...comes across as such a lovely fella too. Incase he actually ever reads this, I thank you for endless funny memories, Mr Mortimer. :)
I ❤️Bob Mortimer ☺️ I have been watching a bit of ‘Reeves and Mortimer’ on you tube, I’ve got loads to catch up with to my delight 🤩. Getting us through these crazy times. Thank you 😌
It will take sometime for me to get over the ecstatic feeling that this hearty meal preparation gave me. In the light of day Bob Mortimer can do nothing wrong, in the dark of night however he has tripped over a few slippers. The banks of the mighty River Esk will never have the flavoursome waft of good cooking wisping around it's river banks again. Thank you Bob for a rather un frisky meal prep catch up of days gone by.
This was wonderful, Bob. I met you on WILTY and now I feel like I know you. Lovely lady friend enjoys your food too. My husband will love this .He's from London. Merry Ann from Minnesota
I would advise anyone who hasn't watched "Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing" to do so. It is not all about fishing, but more a couple of mates out enjoying themselves on the banks of rivers and lakes. And there is more of Bob's cooking.
Always a place for corned beef hash. It’s real soul food. I always liked Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer but watching the episodes made me love and respect them both even more. Great characters both.
My late old man showed me how to make this as a teenager. I will say, you’ve done it quite a different way Bob, but thanks for the memories! I will definitely try adding some pickle next time! 👍
An nice mini episode. I hope you're making another series. A great success for everyone involved and its great to see Ted's bomb making getting its much needed recognition at last.
Nothing wrong with corned beef hash, lovely meal and that one in particular Bob looked gorgeous. Love this guy, Bob is by far one of the nicest funniest kindest people I have the pleasure to know of 👍
The wife and I, being over in America, have only been fans for a relative short time (about 12 years or so ... having seen Bob via RUclips on 8 Out Of 10 Does Countdown ... or some such) and I have to say we are loving this. Any amount of Bob Mortimer is a good amount of Bob Mortimer. Hope you post more soon, sir! EDIT - Forgot to say that I had never heard of Branston Pickle prior to this, but now I have to find a jar and try it :)
Look for the show he did for two seasons in the early 2000s with Vic Reeves: Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased). The original series from the 60s was pretty good, too.
@@73dlb Honestly, in a severe case of "old man brain", I forgot to write it down or ask the wife to help me locate some. Hahaha I have just now remedied that... written it down both here on the desk in front of me but also by the wife's laptop, so when we next do a grocery/shopping list we can look for it. Thank you so much for the reminder :) I shan't forget again!!
Really similar to how my Nan used to make them, love it. Only difference really was she put a bit of egg white in and made them into their own little individual burger patty shapes. You could get proper burn on them then, flipping them loads. Bit of gravy....whoa. I still remember licking the bowl of the potato/beef/onions...better than licking cake mix.
Loved the Christmas special. Lots of really touching moments in there. When's the next series going to air Bob? Both my wife and I are looking forward to it. Two really nice guys: one of the funniest men alive today, and one of this country's finest character actors (OK, so Paul's funny too!) enjoying their surroundings, enjoying their own company and enjoying their friendship. It's good, gentle feel-good telly. What's not to like?
Love it Bob, one of my favourite comfort foods as well. I like to brown the onions before adding the spuds for extra burnt flavour, and add a bit of sage (ideally Sau sage, available at the shops)
Bob, I hope you continue this! It was a pleasure to watch you cook sir! Please consider doing more for your loyal fans and simple chefs. Lots of love mate
Love Bob. I think his secret is he's so genuine and his decency comes through the screen. Peter Kay has a similar quality. Most people in show biz are actors . Bob's fishing program is a classic. More people need to know about it. Christmas special was class. Only came across this today
PERFECT video for people like me at 2am in the Morning / I swear I’m always in need of watching stuff just like this before apparent ‘Sleep’ haha - Thanks Bob!
Thanks Bob! It brought back a memory, my mum used to make the best corned beef with a tomato based sauce and macaroni. As a kid it was so delicious and tasty, probably still is. Loved the cooking in the outdoors!
Where do you catch your potatoes Bob? I was lucky enough to be given one that Buzz Aldrin caught in the Sea of Tranquility. It was a bit scorched during re entry and a tad rootie if you know what I mean.
Great work Bob! Me and my wife are so glad to see you've made a youtube channel. Looking forward to seeing more! Never had corned beef hash but now that may change. You made it look so good.
I was expecting him to break the potatoes in half with his bare hands
IKR? lol I was dying, waiting......
I've discovered that apples easily break in two halves myself some 10 years ago, and I'm a female. It isn't difficult. You should try it
The thumbs are for gripping, not for ripping.
I see you are a cultured one
😂😂😂😂 I remember that..the apple scene on WILTY!
Bob could do literally anything, and I'd watch it.
Absolutely agree - seems like such a lovely bloke. And funny AF !!
I personally would love to see him walking through a library, taking random books from the shelf and commenting on them
Yeah. He's so genuinely pleased to be doing whatever it is.
What? Like finger prints on an abandoned handrail?
I agree.
Step one. Pop an egg in the bath.
Chris Rea.
Rick Mcmurray Very good.
Classic.
Chris Rea on the new episode :) Good to see him!
I want him to boil an egg, peel it, and present it. That could be the whole episode.
Bob, let's all gather round the fireside, and you can tell us tales of your youth.
I understood that reference.
@@Tomyp89 And I love you for it!
Only exception that he is not 15-16 that kind of age😀
A barber, but paid in egg sandwiches.
I found this a bit depressing
Bob is without doubt one of the greatest living Englishmen.
Still true
Englishmen? Human beings!!!!!
So relaxing. Rarely see a person so at ease with themselves and not affected - just talking and cooking
We do beg you pardon but we are in your garden!
Officer bytheway
Too funny, I remember that from wilty. Would you not have l9ved being his friend growing up?!
this is exactly what i kept thinking 🤣
Don’t forget Sniper’s Dream - the best description anyone can give.
@@joel.j5637 thats a classic
The LP record that he presented to Paul of his mother singing with the Welsh National Opera had me holding back the tears. What a class act.
I was Bob's postie for a little while, such a genuinely nice bloke, an absolute national treasure for sure... I could listen to him talk about absolute anything, subscribed instantly.
Same here 😀
@@kasperbruunkristensen9522 Two of Bob's former posties commenting in the same thread, what are the odds
@HeedArmy83 When he didn't tip me for delivering his newspapers in all weathers, i tried to
throw a balloon full of stale piss through his sitting room window, only for it to bounce off
and soak me and my bike. I'm not the sharpest brick with the lights off or something.
@HeedArmy83 I'll remember that, the next time i can afford some balloons mate.
He's really quite intolerant.
I always wondered why my local supermarket was full of open bags of potatoes with scratch marks all over them, now I know, Bobs been there before me.
A serial potato sniffer.
This has to be my favourite corned beef themed video on the internet.
If I could choose any celebrity to sit at a dinner table with it would be Bob
Can’t believe he did that product placement for the shops
man's gotta eat
THAT is the last place I would have expected
It bloody works, I was straight down the shops as soon as this was over. They really got their money’s worth from Bob!
@@seaoftranquility7228 completely the shops has everything
When he says shops, he means the shops that have sprung up, as commerce has inevitably emerged amongst the people of the vast swath of land within his fiefdom. And the oil is but one surf's proof of fealty.
My Grandad made this every time we all visited and stayed for the weekend. It was mine and my siblings favourite meal ever. We would sit and eat it while watching Cartoon Network before bed.. I’m 36 and wish I could do it again.. god I miss him
I miss the pasties that my mum's mum used to make, the most delicious you'd ever eat. And the ham, egg n chips my dad's mum would make for my brother and me on the odd occasion she and granddad would pick us up from school when we were very young, it was a simple meal but made with love. I know I'd have thanked them for the meals at the time, but for how precious the memories feel now I'll never be able to thank them.
@@Milamberinx They would of known you appreciated it trust me. Nothing like a Grandparents love and a hearty meal
Ahhh, egg and chips! That brings back memories. The big chips, the eggs from my aunt's hens. Amazing.
This man has my time because his genuine nature shines through like no other ever has for me. I hope he never stops wanting to give us his company. It's always welcome in my home. He's better than bacon. I really fucking love bacon.
Bob is such a treasure of a human being.
Just when 2020 thought it had defeated the people, the people prayed for a saviour... and behold Bob did'eth appear with his own RUclips channel. 🙏
Aye our kid
Bob’s had a RUclips channel for a while under the name “Cliff Cloth” and he uploaded a few short sketches years ago.
When he uploaded this, he made everything else private and changed the name to his own.
For example: ruclips.net/video/01VCymIxUwI/видео.html
You're God damn right my friend
How can you not love Bob Mortimer? The man is an absolute treasure.
After 20 years away from England this video is such a blessing.
More unprepossessing yet mythical yet mundane yet transcendent chat while doing whatever you like please Bob. Love it.
I love how excited Bob gets whenever he does anything and how he laughs at everything.
I've always wanted to learn how to make corned beef hash, and I genuinely came onto RUclips to learn. I saw loads of genuine chef videos but ignored them all as soon as I saw Bob had done his own video. Glad I did.
Me too. It’s a fine recipe but I haven’t got a small dog to wipe my hands on. Wonder if the neighbour will lend me her cat.
@@73dlb Just don't tell your wife you've been wiping your hands on the neighbours ,erm...cat!
That B-Tec in dog massages, coming in handy i see Bob @2:30
that dog came out of the massage with a dog bomb-tech certificate, all thanks to Bob
Bob is adorable. He makes me laugh even just cooking a hash. I've been watching a couple of old Shooting Stars episodes this evening and have been laughing my socks off. I loved that show. Thanks Bob for always cheering me up. 🧸
Love watching bob watching him as help me through some dark times
I liked it when he said “vibe.” Bob is so cool.
Mr. Mortimer, you are a marvelous human being.
My missus was talking to Bob on Monday this week he came into our pub the Endeavour, the first pub he ever had a pint in. He’s writing a book so he was down in Middlesbrough researching. He often pops in to see her. Legend.
" To cut a long story short" words you never want to hear from Bob.
I love this man. I am mesmerised by every word he says.
Just want to say I love you Bob, you're a lovely chap.
Wow so many memories, Bob back in full swing with his dry sense of humour. And good old corned beef hash. Travelling to Lancaster late at night to arrive to my grandads hash. Tab end stuck to his bottom lip throughout. It was the best welcome ever (secret ingredient we all swear was real ash😂) what a legend Bob. So glad your health has improved we missed you. ❤️
True gem of tv this fishing show was. It was so humbling and relaxing to watch. Just two good friends. The beautiful scenery of a British lakeside and a few beers and food. That my friends is what life is about
Something about Bob is so pure what a lovely man true legend - wonder if he’s still got some Fugi 9
*Fuji9
@@budle89 Bet your fun at parties
@@jjantzzz433 C'mon, lighten up. Now, you know.
Face it, you had it wrong, and now, I got the joke, despite your spelling.
@@jzthompson9598 life and soul of the party this one.. you get invited to many???
@@jjantzzz433 It's you're. And I AM fun at parties.
I love Bob Mortimer. I could listen to him any time, any where
I would watch a livestream of Bob living his life, just a half hour of his day. I would pay to see that.
He's a total gem, is Bob...(tho tbh I actually prefer the rain-water version). Genuinely one of my all-time comedy heros! Hilarious in everything he does...comes across as such a lovely fella too. Incase he actually ever reads this, I thank you for endless funny memories, Mr Mortimer. :)
Tried to do this myself. Made a right hash of it.
LMAO
Bob mortimer: tales from childhood. Please make this a thing!
The way Bob effortlessly opened that can of corned beef with such panache, such confidence, tells me he's done this many times before.
I heard his early efforts were dismal failures, but after much perseverance he discovered the magic key.
Done with aplomb. Me, i’m like Whiskers, 8 out of 10 times I bleedin cut meself.
@@73dlb Whiskas*
Bob I love everything about this, please never stop and whens the next episode?
I ❤️Bob Mortimer ☺️
I have been watching a bit of ‘Reeves and Mortimer’ on you tube, I’ve got loads to catch up with to my delight 🤩. Getting us through these crazy times. Thank you 😌
I want more Bob, he could be painting a wall and watching it dry and i'd still be entertained
It will take sometime for me to get over the ecstatic feeling that this hearty meal preparation gave me. In the light of day Bob Mortimer can do nothing wrong, in the dark of night however he has tripped over a few slippers.
The banks of the mighty River Esk will never have the flavoursome waft of good cooking wisping around it's river banks again. Thank you Bob for a rather un frisky meal prep catch up of days gone by.
This was wonderful, Bob. I met you on WILTY and now I feel like I know you. Lovely lady friend enjoys your food too. My husband will love this .He's from London. Merry Ann from Minnesota
Bob Mortimer, the world is a better place with you in it my friend, top bloke 👍
He has a calming personality and can tell a story or two.
I would advise anyone who hasn't watched "Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing" to do so. It is not all about fishing, but more a couple of mates out enjoying themselves on the banks of rivers and lakes. And there is more of Bob's cooking.
A delight. Bob's cooking in Gone Fishing is one of my favorite parts. I'm so glad to see more of it.
Bob Mortimer: *Does random shit*
35K people: Hmmm interesting....
45k actually time for a camper choochoo
75k
87k
115K
Do we need this stupid meme talk on a Bob Mortimer video, really?
Thanks so much for sharing this. Bob and Paul in the woods always call Wind in the Willows to my mind. They're like Mole and Ratty. I love them.
Top Tip: For Nigella-scale media coverage, get Bob to pronounce hob as "höbe".
böbe more timer
Best viewing to date...Absolute Legend!!!
Thanks Bob !!!
Now That’s Entertainment! Clear, concise, funny and it’s Bob at his best. Well done Mate, please keep these coming. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Merry christmas bob, please make more of these.
"there was so much food in me guts" 🤣
Love this genuine man.
Always a place for corned beef hash. It’s real soul food. I always liked Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer but watching the episodes made me love and respect them both even more. Great characters both.
Great Bob - room for a cooking series from you! and a book!
My kids love corned beef hash with a poached egg. My dad used to call it poor man's food, I don't care, it's delicious and filling 😍
Awesome glad to see you doin somethin you enjoy, relaxing, instead of being under constant pressure to be funny. Cheers from Detroit, MI, USA
what a joyous video. i could watch bob taking his bins out and it would still be whimsical and hilarious
Bob has a RUclips channel. My life is now complete.
My late old man showed me how to make this as a teenager. I will say, you’ve done it quite a different way Bob, but thanks for the memories! I will definitely try adding some pickle next time! 👍
Bob, I need you do upload more. Love you man! Cheers from the US!
An nice mini episode. I hope you're making another series. A great success for everyone involved and its great to see Ted's bomb making getting its much needed recognition at last.
I'm a vegetarian. I will never make this recipe. But I could watch Bob teach me how to cook meat dishes for ages
was literally thinking the same thing! :)
It is possible to make a vege corned beef hash - you just don't put any corned beef in.
Bob recreating my favourite Bill Murray film, Ground beef day
Nothing wrong with corned beef hash, lovely meal and that one in particular Bob looked gorgeous. Love this guy, Bob is by far one of the nicest funniest kindest people I have the pleasure to know of 👍
This needs to be a RUclips series. Legitimately.
The wife and I, being over in America, have only been fans for a relative short time (about 12 years or so ... having seen Bob via RUclips on 8 Out Of 10 Does Countdown ... or some such) and I have to say we are loving this. Any amount of Bob Mortimer is a good amount of Bob Mortimer. Hope you post more soon, sir!
EDIT - Forgot to say that I had never heard of Branston Pickle prior to this, but now I have to find a jar and try it :)
Look for the show he did for two seasons in the early 2000s with Vic Reeves: Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased). The original series from the 60s was pretty good, too.
Try to find Picalilly too. Winner of a pickle
Branston Pickle lovely stuff. Did you find any??
Perfect marriage in a mature cheddar cheese sandwich.
@@73dlb Honestly, in a severe case of "old man brain", I forgot to write it down or ask the wife to help me locate some. Hahaha
I have just now remedied that... written it down both here on the desk in front of me but also by the wife's laptop, so when we next do a grocery/shopping list we can look for it. Thank you so much for the reminder :)
I shan't forget again!!
Brilliant! More of this sort of thing please!
What a fantastic series by two British comedy legends, sharing stories of their childhood most very funny but others very moving.
Thankyou Bob & Paul
Fantastic loved every minute of this . Please do some more videos
Really similar to how my Nan used to make them, love it. Only difference really was she put a bit of egg white in and made them into their own little individual burger patty shapes. You could get proper burn on them then, flipping them loads. Bit of gravy....whoa.
I still remember licking the bowl of the potato/beef/onions...better than licking cake mix.
Loved the Christmas special. Lots of really touching moments in there.
When's the next series going to air Bob?
Both my wife and I are looking forward to it. Two really nice guys: one of the funniest men alive today, and one of this country's finest character actors (OK, so Paul's funny too!) enjoying their surroundings, enjoying their own company and enjoying their friendship. It's good, gentle feel-good telly. What's not to like?
Christmas Gone Fishing was the best thing on tv this Christmas. Bob Mortimer is a funny and beautiful human being.
I'm a similar age to Bob and my Mum was from Redcar, she used to cook us corned beef pasties, they tasted bloomin lovely.
I'm going to cook this for my corn beef hash loving Husband on new years ! Thanks for the recipe ☺️
Love it Bob, one of my favourite comfort foods as well. I like to brown the onions before adding the spuds for extra burnt flavour, and add a bit of sage (ideally Sau sage, available at the shops)
Please get a series of you cooking, you’re a real joy to watch. 😊
Thanks Bob. Another twist on a great recipe.
Make this a full Channel please, could watch this all day. Bored of Ramsey now
I agree, more of this is needed!!
this is wonderful!
Well I just choked on my wine - this man is truly hilarious
Bob, I hope you continue this! It was a pleasure to watch you cook sir! Please consider doing more for your loyal fans and simple chefs. Lots of love mate
Love Bob. I think his secret is he's so genuine and his decency comes through the screen. Peter Kay has a similar quality. Most people in show biz are actors . Bob's fishing program is a classic. More people need to know about it. Christmas special was class. Only came across this today
You are my comfort food x
PERFECT video for people like me at 2am in the Morning / I swear I’m always in need of watching stuff just like this before apparent ‘Sleep’ haha - Thanks Bob!
Thanks Bob! It brought back a memory, my mum used to make the best corned beef with a tomato based sauce and macaroni. As a kid it was so delicious and tasty, probably still is. Loved the cooking in the outdoors!
Where do you catch your potatoes Bob? I was lucky enough to be given one that Buzz Aldrin caught in the Sea of Tranquility. It was a bit scorched during re entry and a tad rootie if you know what I mean.
Bob do some more cooking videos, good tip with the spud.
When you writing a autobiography
Adored by so many. Im wishing you health and happiness over christmas. Cheers Bob
Tried this yesterday - lovely! A real tasty comfort food. Thanks Bob. Happy New Year. xx
Does Bob buy the ingredients or dig a tunnel and raid a campsite shop?
You are such a treasure
Cannot wait to try this Bob thank you! My husband will love this!
Great work Bob! Me and my wife are so glad to see you've made a youtube channel. Looking forward to seeing more! Never had corned beef hash but now that may change. You made it look so good.
If you told me a fews ago that me and my mrs, would sit down and look forward to a programme about fishing. Id think you were mad!
Is this same as an indoor corn beef hash..asking for a friend...
You two cheered me and the misses up after watching you over Christmas.cheers.
New favourite cookery show. Love you Bob - bloody legend