Gotham Knights Season 1 Episode 2 They Fly Now?! Review CW TV Show
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- Gotham Knights Season 1 Episode 2 review of the DC Batman superhero TV show on CW network television. Also available on streaming the next day this show features a dead Batman as the Gotham Knights are investigated for his death, and have to save the city and prove their innocence. This review features Joker's daughter and Bruce Wayne's son, this week they fight Talon hired by The Court of Owls. Can Robin save their lives once more? Is DC's Gotham Knights season 1 worth watching on CW?
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Gotham Knights season 1 episode 2 review, we're past the DC CW Pilot and somehow it got, worse? The Bat computer is even less impressive than the first episode! Someone stole all of their keyboards and the computer itself. We have a supposedly deadly and dangerous assassin who can't push open a door blocked by a kid. And easily the most obvious plot twist in the world that makes the supposedly smartest criminal look like an absolute fool. When the pilot was already dodgy, the 2nd episode gives us a taste of what the rest of the season will be like, and it's absolutely worthy of the title, Batwomen 2.0. But what did you think? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
Impatiently waiting for the new The Mandalorian review. This one was a painful watch
even the table is different. not only are some keyboards missing the table is wrong as well.
Have you given up on The Mandalorian? Nobody is reviewing it.
That 'I don't trust you' line was about the biggest highlight so far
You are hilarious as usual but we have to admit, Turner is one hot piece of ass.
This is becoming the new Velma. I’m not going to watch the show, but I’m going to watch every single review making fun of it. Amazing.
These reviews are more entertaining than the show will ever be
That's exactly how we take power and mony away from Hollywood and lift up the tide of youtubers fighting against the tech tycoon madness all at once. Great idea.
Add the nu king of the hill to that list. Before anyone argues that it hasn't even come out, they should be reminded of the shows background politically and geographically then try to act like they won't pull the same for the nu episodes if not worse since it'll likely come out during the next election
Same
Especially if the reviewer is Disparu or Az!
“No survivors, I wonder how the stories got around.”
- Jack Sparrow
Always a brilliant point.
There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere.
Also, the quote is: "No survivors? Then where do the stories come from I wonder."
There should be a captain in there somewhere
The cameraman never dies.
Robbing the store is not a victimless crime. The hammer is going to come down on the employees who work there.
"Take what you need." Because high end clothes is a "need".
I'm starting to wonder if the writers read Batman:Fortress.
Indeed! Batman abandoning active looting because he's ok with it, thinks they can afford it, is incredibly out of character.
I don't think the writers have read Batman at all.
Wasn't that how Uhm... Uncle Ben died?
Reminds me of Batwoman, where morality took a backseat to fee fees as Kate let a serial killer murder people for weeks because "family".
If Gotham has a Soros backed DA they can steal whatever they want and the stores won't even be allowed to stop them, like in San Fransisco, LA, Chicago, New York, and Philidelphia.
Talon #1: "You know, a thought occurs: Bruce Wayne was Batman. We ensured that people knew that. We also ambushed him at his most vulnerable."
Talon #2: "What's your point, bro?"
Talon #1: "Most people would just assume one of his numerous enemies got to him. Like, there are a good dozen that could have pulled that off. Why are we exposing ourselves by hiring crooked cops and trying to frame this kid who's about as threatening as a cocker spaniel? We could've just killed him, dipped, and let the people wonder."
Talon #2: "Yeah... This is the GCPD we're talking about. The guy who'd summon the Batman to solve riddles you could find on Google."
exactly my complaint about batman 2022. Fucking gordon and batman couldnt know basic spanish that penguin did.
Superhero iq is going down the drain like shit.
He out of line but he right
Gotta love how the master assassin who took out the Batman cannot kill even one of five meddling kids.
Didn't Scooby Doo teach you anything? You can't take down meddling kids! 😂
@@harlequinems The Scooby-Doo gang is far smarter, competent and enjoyable as well as charming compared to this gang of clowns.
Yeah he would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for them smh
Power scaling? What’s that? All I can do as a writer is plot armor.
@@chazzitz-wh4ly Its not even plot armor, because the plot didn't protect them either.
Its dumb writing armor, in which a powerful assassin can't break a fkn window, but can stab through the car and its gas tank.
"The worst batman to ever live. Which is probably why he is dead" hahahaha amazing
I ended up saying; “which is why he’s dead” at the same time, I actually laughed from it.
@Brock David lol yea me and this guy think a lot alike as well.
Considering that this was made by the same creators of Batwoman, I think it’s safe to say that the heroes letting the criminals go will become a running theme
The criminals are the real victims.
It's society's fault that they're vile, thuggish apes.
Murder, assault, terrorism and theft are the means by which they even the score with their oppressors.
Letting them go is the ultimate form of heroism.
Well, so far the "heroes" are criminals sooo...
Modern Hollywood is so painful to watch
"the heroes" ?
We're talking about the same network that brought us Supernatural, a show where, for 15 years, the "heroes" funded their monster hunting through credit card fraud and card-sharping. Remember when good guys used to be GOOD?
I miss stories with just a simple solid moral message. Be kind to everyone. Don't get too greedy. Stand up to evil. It's important to grow up.
Most modern day CW writers think they're telling ground breaking stories that will be told for generations when they're actually the stories that publishers use to burn to keep themselves warm.
ah nostalgia🤩
they thought simple moral message is outdated,and that the message that should be conveyed is the "modern" ones.
don't blame them, though. our society is the one that allowed such mindset happens.
Pretty much
There is so much truth in your second paragraph; as a former editor, I cannot wrap my head around current “storytelling”. It’s all far below mediocre yet is the standard for all writing nowadays. How did this happen in less than a decade? Sometimes I think I’ve gone mad.
There is only one message now.
The Message.
The reason so many keyboards are missing from the Batcave is because the people who work in the CW offices answering phones and sending emails needed their keyboards back.
I don’t know why they did so many wide angle shots if they didn’t have the budget for a decent Batcave. Keeps the camera close and show just a few shots in the distance to imply the cave is really big.
@@AlcoholicBoredom When the Adam West show from the 60s does a better Bat-Cave than a modern show in the age of cinematic television, something went horribly wrong with the budget.
Why they didn't use the batcave of batwoman, it have something that looks like a real batcomputer, and not a computer with 10 keyboards
@@hope-cat4894 The Adam West Batman show did EVERYTHING better than this show. I'd rather watch the worst episode of the 60's Batman show than any episodes of Gotham Knights.
Absolutely right.
“The slow realization that you could get outsmarted by a frog” was incredible
"They're turning the frogs gay!".
That was a great line. Disparu was on fire in this video.
Where the hell are her parents? She's 15, what he's doing is 100% illegal and he cannot either question nor detain a minor on any charges if she's under age, she's not even out of freaking High School and she's in questioning for a crime, there's levels of completely wrong and then there's the fact that Harvey Dent is MEANT TO BE A LAWYER! He's not even supposed to ask questions in this way, he's meant to be in the freaking court room!
EXACTLY! Did the writers watch too many episodes of Criminal Minds or NCIS or some other cop show? A lawyer does NOT equal a detective. Harvey should not be associated with the case this way other than to be a lawyer. Plus there's the fact that Harvey Dent, a man who went to law school and has clearly built a reputation for himself, got outsmarted by a teenage girl when questioning her. He's Two-Face; he's meant to be smarter than that. I feel bad for the people he represents in court if a high schooler can pull one over on him like that
It's honestly really painful to watch misha collins go from supernatural to this abomination of a show. Poor guy
He's gotta work. Alas, he's gotta work.
He's really trying his best too
Yeah he is likely taking whatever job he can get. Plus he might be a WOKIE WOKEVILLE asshole.
We don't know
Its not his fault that he doesnt have connections to better show
@@Narutofan825
I mean he’s good friends with Jensen Ackles who’s in the Boys so-
The hacker girl stole all the bat keyboards lol. I lost it right there.
The actors are down to stealing set props to eat.
hahhahaha...its hilarious and sad at the same time🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
This is literally Batwoman. Duella, Joker's daughter, looks and acts exactly like Rachel Skarstan's Alice. That bitch had a dad she hated and thinks abandoned her. She's the one actor who's actually acting, and delivers lines with some variation in cadence and intonation, she makes faces, and is open to having fun with the crumbs that the show lets her have with her script and dialogue.
Also, all men are incompetent, all LGBT characters are excused for all crimes, cops are evil, rich people suck just because they're rich and Batman is trash. He was missing in Batwoman, now he's straight up dead.
These are clearly college dropouts who wrote a different series and realised the only way to sell they shit to a network was to paint it in some Batman skin.
That's not the comics characters, that's not how anyone would act, that's not Robin, that's not Two Face, that's not Court of Owls and that's not a Talon.
This show is made for the people at the defunct G4tv who asked interview questions such as 'Why should Bruce Wayne be cancelled?"
I hope they love it.
Why SHOULD he be cancelled? He's a billionaire using his skills and money to combat crime, both as Batman and as Bruce Wayne. Why should that man ever be cancelled?
White. Male. Successful.
These are felonies in the soyocracy
@@MegaSpideyman Because broke communists hate rich people, no matter how much good they do for the world.
@@MegaSpideyman Because he's a honest citizen with money and their Marxists.
@@MegaSpideyman According to G4 it's because he's a white straight man. Who actually gives a shit about people.
To be honest the whole deal with the Court of Owls is like that in the comics
An immortal secret organization that manages all crime in a city is a good concept, it was just never meant to be for Batman or any long-running crime fighting comic
Cause it fucks up any past or future story you could ever make cause you'll have to include them every time
I don’t know the comics well, but does it end up like Marvel where we continuously find out there’s like 1,000 secret organizations pulling the world’s strings? And then wonder how that could possibly work?
They're just a more localized edgy retread of the league of shadows.
Have they even come up with a motive for them yet or are they still doing that "we don't know anything about them" stick?
Don't get me wrong, I don't mind a shadow organization, but there should be hints of some cohesive aim present.
It’s the exact same problem Spectre ran into with James Bond.
A cool idea in theory but introduces a merited of plot holes.
Strix of Secret Six was a former member. Outwardly she looked like a teenager but was a child in the 1940s. Her face was disfigured by a Japanese baloon bomb. They mention the groups background, but I forgot it. All I remember is they were ultra violent.
I can see this show turning them into edgy owl girls.
@@AlcoholicBoredom Maybe the secret organizations are so good at manipulating the world that none of their rivals know of their existence and they all believe themselves to be *THE* secret power that controls the world from the Shadows? 😄
i love how they're revealing all of batman's secrets to a couple of random criminals
Not surprising. Considering they had Batwoman catch very few criminals and even teamed up with them, for including Alice, whose kill count is in the double digits. These people love criminals. No suprise for that either. Birds of a feather reee together.
Duela Dent did call herself 'the joker's daughter, but Harvey Dent is her real father. He abandoned her at birth because she wasn't a twin, but he named her 'Duela' anway. She might not know it, but Harvey does.
but then he finds out she has split bi polar personalities and finally accepts her as his daughter...ta daaa
@BitchLasagna6542 this sounds like Mike and Rich Evans trying to make up the worst Star Trek plots, and then paramount makes it.
That may be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard… and I can see it happening in this show.
Her origin is complicated here by Harvey not being Two-Face yet. Unless he's already got a nascent obsession with twos that comes out later when he gets hit with acid.
That's all fine. But why is she styled after Cruella Emma Stone? They did the same thing with Rachel Skarstan's Alice in Batwoman. No shade to the actor. But its clear someone has an Emma Stone fetish.
Much like how Niel Druckmann has an Elliot Page fetish back when Elliot was still a girl.
He's fooling no one.
They also make it sound like every teenage hacker would be able to get into a bank's computer systems and know what they're looking for. Movies have made it seem like a hacker can hack into any system in seconds. Takes like 5 seconds, 10 if they used special characters in their 12 characters or less password. Hold on, I'm confused. Isn't Harvey Dent the District Attorney? What is he doing going on police investigations?
I'd say this version is a cop.
You think the writers know what a DA does? Or that they care to find out?
Why is he interrogating a 15 year old without her legal guardian or legal counsel present?
It's because "hacking" in most shows is essentially connecting to the company's website, clicking the "login" button, and typing the username as "Administrator" and password as "P@ssword". And all important files for the entire company are kept on their public website, perfectly visible in nicely-organized columns like "Legal expenses", "Illegal expenses", "Crime expenses", "Evil Villain plot expenses", etc.
They may be completely incompetent at using basic password security, but god DAMN do they keep insanely detailed records of every single penny that moves within their company.
I COULD HAVE DONE THAT. I CAN DO THAT... But you see, I only scored a 3.8 on my IT GPA. So clearly, I couldn't have done it.🤣🤣 Modern writing.
I miss the days of "mainframes" and "cut the cable and re-route it to my PDA."
If you speak about the "Court of Owls" then the Talon comes for your head. They kill everyone that knows about them.
To paraphrase Jack Sparrow: "Everyone? Then where do the stories come from?"
This is my fault everyone. After "The Batman" I told a friend they should do a live action Court of Owls...I didn't realize my friend was actually Mephisto.
😂😂 God dammit dude! Always check if your friend is Mephisto before making any wishes!
of course a demon from marvel won't miss a chance to embarrass a property of DC
If the question is "is that Mephisto?" then you always presume yes. I learned the during the WandaVision show run.
I like that you tweeted the image of that "batcomputer" and a lot of people were trying to make excuses for it.
"No wonder batman died, Robin probably did it" was a greatest delivery
Killed him with disappointment.🤣🤣
I can't help but wonder if Harvey's comments at the start are just in reaction to a more impressive batcave instead of the one we actually got.
The actor probably assumed that an actual Batcave was going to be added in with CGI afterwards.
Did I miss the part where she joker told everyone where she was meeting the buyer of her watch? Also, she arranged to meet him conveniently right after when she planned to break into Wayne Towers? She’s an absolutely abysmal criminal.
Nah, its worse. These are fencers. It implies she pawns all her stolen goods to street things like this in exchange for cash. Its just funny that he pulls a gun on her straightaway. The Court of Owls is a 1600s myth. There is no way in hell anyone would know about them being real.
In the comics, Batman only investigates it when he realises someone is using the myth to inspire fear. A symbolic thing. Like the Batman himself.
The real Court of Owls is just the Elite Deep State of Gotham, that hire assassins to kill people who get in their way.
I still maintain that "turn your brain off, it'll be fine" is the perfect description of modern "entertainment".
22:30 Two components. It's actually a normal hand gun housed into an AR kit/platform. Im no weapons expert, but i think that's a custom .45 desert eagle.
The platform turns an unwieldy hand cannon into a high performance side arm close and mid range.
that foregrip changes everything. it also has room for straps, lights, sites, et al
When the fake Robin kick the fake talon in the chest, he grunted, could've been from the air just exhaling from the hit, but I truly do believe they don't know the that talon are NOT supposed to feel pain. Vaguely remembering that from the animated batman vs Robin movie, which I should go watch instead of this, ha!
Guarantee you, Talon will be given the 'Taskmaster" treatment, if you know what I mean.
I mean he literally gets up from an explosive crossbow, but somehow grunts from a kick from a small girl. Makes sense
"Oh no, the car is on fire, I should get away. Oh no, it's fire, I'm scared. Oh no, the door is hot, I can't stay there. Oh no, the car is on fire, but the door is hot."
What is this, the Sims? She can only focus on one thing at a time?
Duela really does the mental capability of a Sim in that scene
Each episode of a CW show continues to demonstrate how little CW writers know about how the real world works.
Real world? These people have the fiction they want to borrow, written down for them. And they can't even adapt that properly.
Forget the real world, I think they have more of a general learning disability between reading and writing.
Why does Wayne Manor have a giant sign that says "Wayne Manor" out in front of it?
Because they know how dumb their audience is.
Lack of trust in the audience's ability to understand? Or it's Bruce wanting people to know where he is, for some reason.
just in case the audience is incredibly dense
Pride maybe?
So you know it’s Wayne manor!
they had me at 'performative allyship' - all the 'right worlds'
yes, it is so ham fistd..it is like they are beating you over the head with their wokeness.
@@Ch50304 I was laughing so hard I sputtered coffee all over the keyboard
@@johnhughes2124 yes, it ticks the boxes but sounds so forced.
The bat computer is 3 screens and a desk? Are you kidding?
It's rather clear that the writers have no idea about _anything_ or they'd have the bat computer being a supercomputer the size of a truck.
6 bat keyboards though.
With no chair either?
I did not think we'd live to see a Batcave that is the same as my buddy's low-rent college PC setup
When no one was looking, Lex Luthor stole 5 keyboards... that's as many as 5 ones, and that's poor set design!
Is Talon supposed to be Killer Moth?
I get it!😂
26:00 ... @Diaparu ... side note. In America the police would have to have a minor's parent or guardians present during questioning.... so... there's that as well.
This show would actually be a pretty good parody if they hired a skilled comedy writer to put in the necessary gags so the audience would know it's a parody. It's too bad Mel Brooks isn't working anymore because all it needs is his touch. Most of it is perfect the way it is.
I hope at the end of the show, we are shown Dick Grayson waking up and it is revealed that the entire show was a dream
A nightmare he was given if scarecrow's fear toxin had been mixed with alcohol.
@@theunknowncommenter725 yes
Batman is so renowned for being prepared( actually Overprepared) for any contingency. Anyone who knew anything about the character would know that he would never leave easily found evidence of his identity anywhere and his security would be complex and layered.
Hell. Anyone really familiar with Batman would know that he would have contingencies for his own death leaving Robin and / or Turner everything he could to help them survive , protect themselves, and solve his murder.
Bold of you to assume that the woke wankers who wrote this crap would actually know the basics of Batman.
Batman's enemies include a laundry list of psychopaths, career criminals, hitmen, mad scientists, and that's just people within a few miles of Wayne Enterprises. The list goes on for a WHILE. Especially if you move outside of Gotham, where GODS get added to the list among others.
There's no telling how many of those people would LOVE the chance to kidnap and probably do some pretty horrible things to BATMAN'S SON!
Batman had a LIST of detailed plans on how to take down EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE in the event they went bad. The League has potentially HUNDREDS of members in it depending on the setting!
There is NO WAY Batman would allow his ignorant adopted son to be this vulnerable in the event he died. He wouldn't have an ignorant son!
Have they NOT heard of Damien? What am I saying, of course they haven't. That would require knowing anything about Batman.
@@haku8135
Yes.
Of course, we are speaking of , really just about every other incarnation of Batman.
This one was apparently more like the CW's Batwoman version. The dumb ass who put the easily detected secret entrance to the batcave in his office. At Wayne Enterprises. A building that apparent;y had less than zero security.
This is a Batman that seems to have both determined that the Court of Owls has been killing his ancestors for centuries, but that they have only existed for less than a century, and also that they don't exist at all. This all despite the fact that the court seems to leave evidence of its existence all over the place.
So, this Batman is evidently not the one we are used to.
So Batman's dead and Gotham isn't IMMEDIATELY being fought over by every single criminal in his Rogue's Gallery and then some? The Court of Owls would be lucky to survive ACCIDENTAL destruction when all the loony tunes Batman kept in check went ham on the place. Which admittedly would be an AWESOME series.
wouldnt the city self combust while wayne inc is deciding who call the shoots?
wayne inc is the only reason to why gotham can still exist, Dwayne inc is who pays all the city bills, isn't it?
@@poijnve3912 Wayne Inc is a central pillar of it's finances, but the business won't stop dead just because the owner has died. And the city does have other income, for example they would be paid a ton to harbour Arkham Asylum in their city limits given the hazard it represents, and the club scene is robust and taxable (the Iceberg makes a fortune). And even the Joker pays his taxes. The city would be financially dinged up but not untenable.
@@natp8387 wayne inc isnt a central pillar, it is the pillar. didn't bruce own like half the city?
beside you are ignoring that in gotham a lot people is corrupted, to the point that you cant ride off them because the city would collapse from lack of workers...
the city was nearly full collapse before bruce came into the picture, and now that bruce is death, it will self combust.
no only for the corrupted people in charge, trying to get some slices of the pai, but fo whoever is put in the chair at wayne inc...
the death of bruce means that gotham would get back to the hell hole it used to be, with corrupection ramping.
the moment bruce died, any charity wayne inc was doing will get shoted down, you will have people fighting over ownership of "land".
the city will literally decent into chaos. So while i agree that money won't lack, the city will self combust xD
edit: bruce payed the bills, since he makes sure the money actually goes where it supposed to go
I think that's the plot of the video game.
Batman's dead, but Harvey Dent hasn't even become Two-Face yet. Maybe NONE of the other characters are around yet. (I guess somebody called "The Joker" must've been there at one point if that girl named herself after him.) It's like a reverse of the problem with the Gotham TV show, where all of the villains were introduced before Bruce Wayne has become Batman. (That show had a lot of problems, but was a million times better than this one.)
Just started this and I'm already sure it's going to be another class one. Also, good point about the anti-climatic batcave discovery, as well as the batcomputer ones.
The thing with these CW shows is that they pretend to be hyper realistic, but when shit hits the fan they are goofy af. If the tone of the entire show is campy, then I can get behind it and forgive a lot of the problems you mention, but this is just crazy.
You can't pretend to be hyper realistic while having shit in here that makes no sense and takes you out of that hyper realistic feeling.
Okay, so Cressida will be Talia al Ghul, Turner will probably really be Damian Wayne aka Batman's actual son (and Talia's) and Duella's last name was Dent, if I remember correctly so make of that what you want. How can this get worse?
@Lukasz Budzynowski
It will probably be revealed that Turner is actually Damian Wayne whom both Bruce and Talia decided to put up for adoption realizing that they would both be bad parents.
Damian gets adopted by the Hayes Family and lives a normal life until the passing of his Parents in a fire (which will later be revealed to be the LoA)
Bruce adopts Turner/Damian.
@@naquingreen1603 right? MAYBE they will touch upon the batmetal seeing as there is a suggestion that Owl Court kills Waynes for centuries, but I doubt it, that would require reading a few comics and so far I do not recall seeing anything supernatural in that show (pun not intended)
Mindy Kaling just got awarded a presidential sniff and some other thingy for her stunning and brave work on Velma. Yes. It is real.
I don't know what to say
You get what you... deserve? Eugh. More like a punishment lol
Mishas rlly gonna need to carry this show , I was flabbergasted when Batman’s son fought with a member of a Talon member like he would be dead within seconds
This show is possibly worse than Riverdale managed to be
"he doesn't know why the chalkman follows the police around..."😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dis's commentary is great 😂😂
I came up with better plots when I was playing Batman as a little kid and those stories involved dinosaurs and the Harlem Globetrotters.
At the same time?
Fun fact: One of the trophies in the Batcave is a giant animatronic Dinosaur from a bad guy's island theme park. In the Court of Owls storyline, the Batcave is invaded by the Court of Owls who are now immortal by a magic compound. Bruce activates the dinosaur to distract them while he suits up and gets into a version of a Megazord Mobile Suit Army Tank.
The girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be angry is just sad.
The intelligence of the writers makes me wonder how they passed school
Why do you assume they did? 😂
The alternatives is hollywood execs drove up to a highschool and looks at who had the colorful hair and said “we need you to write batwoman”
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@@lobomon2000 failing upwards
Parents giving "donations" to the school 😄
So was "Talon" in two places at the same time as well, or were there two of them? I don't get it.
He fails to get through a door in the Wayne Manor to attack some dumb kids, and at the same time murders some guy who had a gun pointed at a person he actually intended to kill.
And did Hacker Chick's boyfriend even have the perfect A grade in Computer Science Class so that the police would even believe he could have hacked aaaall the banks?
Like some cops in real life they could say alright case closed to avoid more work lol
Well, see, part of the reason the court of owls is a mindbogglingly inscrutable organization... is that it doesn't make sense, and is a rabbit hole that eats itself.
See... Talon is a job. there's actually more than one.... and individually they're dangerous enough to be a threat to Batman in single combat... yeah, army of super-ninjas. lolz
In the comics the first time Batman fought a Talon he lost pretty handily. It's been a while since I read the book, but I think Batman had to explode a building to make the Talon think he was dead.
@@Kevin_Street then throw in how the Talons are functionally superhuman due to mystical junk related to Barbatos the Bat-god.
Yes, the OTHER bat-god. :p
It's extraordinary how pale and lifeless this show is when you consider the vivid pulpiness of the source material. It's like they run the scripts through a filter to remove anything dramatic before filming.
I had been listening for a while and needed to pause it to put my daughter on the bus. I came back and discovered at 13 minutes in I'm not even halfway through this horror show! You make it so hilarious! Keep reviewing the show so I can just watch your reviews and not have to watch the actual show myself.
The bat-computer analysis was funny. Lol
Quick note. The school wouldn't have even allowed the police in to arrest hacker chick.
Size aside, you're telling me that Bruce Wayne, the Batman, the Dark Knight, the World's Greatest Detective just made his Bat Computer that easy to access.
Its like how in the Avengers video game, reviled in part due to its terrible story, Tony Stark’s password to ALL his assets is ‘I_AM_IRONMAN’, guessed by a 15 year old. (and this is presented as her being smart, NOT as a comedy scene)
@@lingricen8077 And she only has a B+ in Computer Science.
@@lingricen8077 I blocked that part from my memory
42:06 Talon seems to have quite the ... Chest.
Taking bets on a surprise reveal of a female under that mask.
Still amazes me how you provide such a lovely, lengthy synopsis whilst addressing the viewers Buddy.
Yeah, edits help but it's still a far cry above the rote scripts many YT vids provide.
Thanks much for the wonderful entertainment my friend. Very much appreciated.
Sure beats watching the actual episodes of such sad and silly fare. :)
I've watched this video twice now and laughed at every 'They fly now!' joke.
That zipline thing... I would have expected Girl-Joker to look at it and say "where does she get those wonderful toys"...
That would imply the writers had any idea whatsoever about anything to do with the Batman history 😅
@@harlequinems That's true, I give you that. But it would have been nice if just one of them did, then again we can't have nice things these days.
What also could have been fun is if dark hair guy, the one who took the jail time, was revealed to be an investigative reporter doing an article on corruption and that his last name really is Kent...
No he has his masterplan set. Being underage and without any prior crimes and without any real damage done his sentence will be very mild. BUT if your cv says you hacked every single bank in Gotham City, oh boy, that's a starting salary.
I was about to defend them by saying the reason why the diary was opened in that page was because he was writing about the case before he died and probably was in a hurry to hide it when he was about to be killed so he didn't have time to close the book and place it well...
But then they say he was effing reading about his first ever case which brings up a lot of issues...
First one is a nitpick... Was batman writing on a Japanese notebook and the book is from right to left so the front is our back in western standard because why the hell was his first case at the end of the diary not the beginning or did the case take that long to record that the book was almost over before he got their names (and he decided to give himself a summary for these morons to read all from the only page they looked at)...
Secondly, why the hell was he reading his own diary considering his first case that led him into crime fighting??? That should have been plastered on his head forever and should only be looking at case files from the case not his diary...
Thirdly, he just happened to be reminiscing through his diary when he got killed because why then didn't he close the diary and place it the right way...
Fourthly, so in his first case, he got so far as to find out the name of their organization (somehow) and then stopped after that till now so he can reminisce about it again... Apparently, something much more important came up between then that made him stop investigating the most important incident in his life and the thing that got him into crime fighting in the first place... Even drax the destroyer didn't stop looking for Thanos and he had a universe to search not to talk of the court of really noisy flashy owls that a stuck in a single city...
My god, you see how useful good world building is and how one single not thought out mistake can be very counterproductive to your entire narrative...
Hilarious review, keep up the good work Disparu!
Taking clothes from a Goodwill makes more sense. They could even say they are recycling the clothes.
When does Red Hood come in and break's the kids knees???
The writers will find a way to make him weak
@@lobomon2000and gay😅
@@lonewolf_a_real1 It wouldn't surprise me at this point.
Just to let u know episode two lost 33 percent of its audience
Where does it say that?
@@amandapanda5087 tv line it shows tv ratings for everything
Okay Talon would have to be pretty strong and the sword be very sharp to cut a lock and puncture a car hood and engine block. Yet can't exert that same force to push the blocked door or shatter a simple glass window? Like dude just use the hilt of your sword and break the glass. 😂
CW ignores all real world laws, legal and physical.🤣
That’s fucking bat broom closet. The economy got stuff. I would love this show if Batman got offed while working as an Uber driver in the bay part of town to make ends meet lol.
XD
They do realize they're minors, but they are being interrogated without a parent or dcfs type of person. And I find it hilarious that your habit of giving them nicknames because you have trouble remembering character names in this one is to call the one his character name from the last show he was on
They're hiding out in a school. "Hacker Chick" walks in and finds them all asleep.
Okay, so its a clock tower, you're telling no one goes up to clean the place? No one notices shadows from the ground, in the clock face, no one notices how the showers and presumably washrooms are being used before the school's even open for the day? Aren't there personnel on the ground in the early hours of the morning? Has no one noticed supplies are going missing from the food in the pantry?
Aren't cameras left on for security? Wouldn't some camera in a hallway pick up one of the group that needed a shower or needed the bathroom, or my favourite, "was on her period" and needed personal care?
Can't wait for these writers to get awarded by the President.
potatus
Hey this is some of the best unintentional humor I've seen in a while that takes talent
pirates of the caribbean 1, a movie from 2003, knew that there need to be survivors to tell a story. How come a 2023 show doesn't understand this?
I'm sorry, are you interrogating a fifteen year old without a parent or a lawyer present? What is with these writers? Stop writing shows that have a lot of legal in them without READING A LAW.
Batman's 3-Step Plan to Prepare His Heir:
1. Don't tell him you're Batman.
2. ???
3. Dead.
Wait, wah? I think I missed that in the ep. 1 review. Why is Harvey Dent a policeman? He's a lawyer, right? I will admit to being more of a marvel fan than DC, but I've never heard of Dent being in The GCPD payroll.
I'm not an expert by any means, but I'm reasonably certain a DA has a different job than a detective, but Harvey's apparently a little of both. Except we've seen him as more of a detective.
@@amandapanda5087 Exactly. A 2 second Google search turned up this from the US Legal Information Institute:
"A district attorney is a public official who is appointed or elected to represent the state in criminal judicial proceedings in a particular judicial district or county; an appointed or elected officer who prosecutes cases in a particular judicial district."
So why is DA Harvey Dent having anything to do with these proceedings outside of a court room? Conflict of interest, anyone?
Are the CW just making these shows to keep RUclipsrs in business? @Disparu is there something you're not telling us? Did you buy the CW to keep making trash for you to cover? 🤔🤣
The Batcave in this series makes the Adam West one look like a state of the art tech wonderland.
This one is unintentional comedy as it's based on a graphic novel. Adam West Batman was comedy as it was based on the 'comic' books.
"And this clothes store seems to specialize in gaudy crap. I think you're meant to think all of this is expensive and incredibly stylish, but I just think those shoes are the true villain of Gotham Knights."
Damn son, Sassy Disparu has spoken ❤
"Having a face like a slapped ass isn't going to do you any good." 🤣😂🤣
“ if you get kicked in the face, & the guy who kicked you gets kicked in the face - it’s not going to put your teeth back in your mouth!”
This is why I watch you!
Your stargate references always make my day for real XD
the second sword Talon used was his special soyboy sword, which he only employs when confronted by a teen model equipped with plot armor...
I do appreciate you reviewing these. I really think your reviews are 100% better than the shows.
No wonder cw went bankrupt..
Actually, it's worse than that. They were never profitable. In the very least, not for like a decade before even any of this. So they are in the hole, have been for years, and choose to drive audiences away
@@The_Glazer Money Laundering for the tiny hats mafia probably
CW: If we’re going down……….we’ll go down defiantly
He's basically the sonic screwdriver of Gotham... I just lost it!!! 😂😂😂 Where's RTD when you need him?
How the hell has Batman ever been able to hack into any institution when the common police can TELL HE'S BEEN HACKING!? What is this!? And how did they know it was a random girl in a school?
The assassin is Gary from Nerdrotic. Damn doors.
The boyfriend talked to the police for an hour and told them he hacked the banks because she had said she wouldn't.
Then they just walk him out into the corridor and leave him there to have a chat with his girlfriend, no handcuffs, no guards, no parents (presumably very rich possibly powerful parents given the school), no lawyer.
As opposed to say, keeping them separate, getting the girl her lawyer, asking some questions, seeing if her story matches up with the boyfriends, anything even remotely close to what police would do in that situation.
Actually considering they thought she did it based only on her being whatshisface's one phone call and doing well in highschool computing class the way they acted sounds totally in character.
Love these reviews dude!!
I just have to ask why Joker felt the need to sell the watch in a city that has a secret organization after her as well as the police? First get some distance from the city then get some funds. It isn't like Gotham exists on a small island in the middle of the Pacific.
Oh dear, Castiel, at least it’s a paycheck. For how long, who knows. Probably not very long though.
From what I've heard Misha was actually looking forward to this. He had to have known this could happen
The most thing about this show that pisses me off is how the fuck does one kill Batman? Like they made it seem easily done. He's not a normal person by any stretch of the means. This is killing me.
The sword they used to block the door is a Kill Bill replica. I own them. They cost $100
Was that a Hattori Hanzo Katana..?!? 😂
The Owls poem is from the comic. It makes sense there but the writing was coherent and believable for the world. Here it seems the writers are taking the “it’s a fantasy world so it doesn’t have to make sense so I can do anything and people have to just accept it like they do a Batman” approach so everything feels superficially crappy.
In the comic The Court of Owls is an urban legend. Everybody has heard of them, but no one believes they really exist, until Batman discovers the truth.
I’m not a big Batman fan, but my limited understanding is that Harvey Dent is a district attorney. Can someone explain to me why this show keeps having him do police work?
My limited understanding (probably from TDK films so idk if it even applies lol) is that he was a police chief or detective or something (useful comment)
@@crakhaedno he is/was a district attorney unless they change it for this show
@@udhsids cool. Thanks
Why did the CSI people do police interrogation? American depiction of police work is not always accurate. It is stupid but this show isn't the first one to depict it wrong. I would argue that it is the least of its problems.
He's the DA; the writers are just idiots.
I needed to replay this because I'm sure I lost track of all time when you mentioned the vials of urine on display in that "high-end" store.
I am personally looking forward to Misha Collins hitting Dougray Scott levels of hatred coming out in the role due to keeping himself from killing his agent for getting him this role
He literally wants this role and loves it. Just because you dislike GK doesn't means everyone does
The ratings say most people do hate it.
@@SeeSaintZee that doesn’t surprise me, the clown is as Woke as they come.
The door handle inside the car would NEVER be too hot to get out at that point!! 😂😂😂
Tv line reports audience fell 31 percent compared to the pilot with a little more than 400 thousands watching it. This is a colossal failure
43:58 He can't have hacked the banks, he doesn't have a check plus in IT.
40:50 So she blocked the knife, but it somehow still maintained its momentum...This is the, "Batwoman stops a train with her Bat Cycle" scene all over again. And why the hell didn't she just move if she was going to do that?! You were fast enough to block it, so just move your damn head!
You should clip the "NO OnEs TalKiNg to YoU!" 😂 Would be great for anytime someone gets proved wrong or something.
I just love these totally diverse characters that act like trained actors reading a script... they are totally believable. -_-
Brave young Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
When danger reared it's ugly head,
She bravely turned her tail and fled.
Yes, brave young Robin turned about
And gallantly she chickened out.