Gotham Knights DADDY Issues GOT WORSE! Review Season 1 Episode 3

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  • Опубликовано: 14 дек 2024

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  • @disparutoo
    @disparutoo  Год назад +195

    Gotham Knights season 1 episode 3 review took a LONG time lmao. The worse the show gets the longer the reviews! I hadn't really thought about the daddy issues idea of the show until I heard the cast talk about it. But when they did, boy is it HEAVY in all the characters of this episode. On top of that they doubled down on Batwoman lines, decide to OPEN with a fight which was really not a good idea. And have characters actually just flip personalities after a defusal for no reason whatsoever. This is the most bizarre episode of the 3, we even had a whole police station set up that was entirely pointless. With the 2nd episode dropped 200k of their original 600k viewers. After this one, it's going to be very interesting to see the viewership of episode 4. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

    • @CommerceAudio
      @CommerceAudio Год назад +7

      These Gotham Knights videos are some of the best content you have made.

    • @trukeesey8715
      @trukeesey8715 Год назад +1

      Thank you for having done one about admin. lateley. Unfortunately, you can't make them as fast as I can watch them, so I'll putten this one "on" until I become sufficiently disgusted with the cast and lighting to want to make it to go to away.

    • @trukeesey8715
      @trukeesey8715 Год назад +1

      By using a profane abbreviation in the opening line of your above comment, you have discarded your respectability. Pity. Now I must find another to fill your stead.

    • @trukeesey8715
      @trukeesey8715 Год назад +2

      Thank you for cutting the hairs.

    • @absynthminded
      @absynthminded Год назад

      Just FYI. There are many cases of people falling through access points to sewers to their death. Shapes, depth and water levels vary a lot, depending on country or state. Deaths are usually related to blunt force trauma to the head or drowning. Nothing asinine as this story, but it is a thing that has happened.

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 Год назад +341

    You've gotta love the "man taking credit for a woman's work" line being delivered by the blonde girl who stood silent while an innocent man took credit for her work and risked the foreseeable future in prison.

    • @Rakshiir
      @Rakshiir Год назад +66

      We all know that rule only applies when it comes to the bragging part, not for the consequences part or "at fault" part. Because the current "strong female characters" can't be at fault or take responsibility for their actions, thats not how the world works in the heads of hollywood writers. Interesting concept of reality.

    • @HonkHonkler
      @HonkHonkler Год назад +5

      LMFAO!

    • @atsukana1704
      @atsukana1704 Год назад +5

      Edit: Took credit for her crappy work

    • @abongilezolanipeterson5588
      @abongilezolanipeterson5588 Год назад +12

      Silverblade357 not to mention that line didn't even make sense seeing as the GCPD is not even human and has no gender.
      So how does the GCPD taking credit equal to "a man taking credit" ?

    • @sipalingindonesia
      @sipalingindonesia Год назад +5

      @@Rakshiir nonono....that implies the writers knew about the logical flaws in the plot,but deliberately ignore it. bet the writers didn't even realize the faults in the script,since they can't even write a script to begin with.

  • @danielkeizer4174
    @danielkeizer4174 Год назад +138

    "we are tonight's entertainment" is a literal quote from the dark night as the joker enters Bruce Wayne's party.

    • @Adamguy2003
      @Adamguy2003 Год назад +25

      It appears 'Gotham Knights' will be following 'Batwoman''s strategy of ripping off every Batman- related movie or show known to man.

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Год назад +10

      All their references just make me want to watch better movies/shows.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Год назад +3

      @@Adamguy2003 Better than know to man, once it is known to wo-man.
      *facepalm

  • @catbert2412
    @catbert2412 Год назад +282

    Got to love how batman (best detective ever) needed a super computer to help do research to figure out what a bad guy was doing, however these teens can just look at something & instantly know exactly what they are doing. Such a believable show 😂

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes Год назад +1

      That's because Batman was a MAN... and everyone knows all men are idiots.
      And the teens in this show who can figure it out instantly are girls...
      Edit - Yeah, that's sarcasm.

    • @mightypingas2108
      @mightypingas2108 Год назад +43

      I'M A WOMAAAAAAN

    • @ShaneDouglas713
      @ShaneDouglas713 Год назад +3

      Ikr?

    • @xpurplethighs7596
      @xpurplethighs7596 Год назад +6

      Calling his 3 dell monitors a super computer is generous

    • @sipalingindonesia
      @sipalingindonesia Год назад +3

      come on,let's be real.
      had we had a competent batman in this universe, then we won't need to see these bunch of inexperienced kids handling gotham. they need to dumb down batman so the plot can happen!

  • @kenmck7802
    @kenmck7802 Год назад +397

    I'm not watching this show but already I'm rooting for the "bad guys". Hell they took out Batman, BATMAN , That deserves some respect.

    • @Ouroburos14
      @Ouroburos14 Год назад +39

      Careful. Batwoman writers made a shit Batman. Can't even emphasize Batman being taken down at this point, cuz they'll prolly make him look like a completely incompetent moron in flashbacks.

    • @recapnerd2657
      @recapnerd2657 Год назад +35

      It’s either that or this show basically has the worst/pathetic version of Batman that has ever existed 😑

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 Год назад +6

      ​@@recapnerd2657 It could be either one honestly

    • @JesterMann-j7o
      @JesterMann-j7o Год назад +5

      I miss Gotham at this point.

    • @kenmck7802
      @kenmck7802 Год назад +13

      @@Ouroburos14 Yeah you're probably right. Of ALL the villains that have come after him and him surviving and then a punk ass gang comes along and just throws him out the window? That couldn't have been THE Batman WE all know.

  • @tremere3337
    @tremere3337 Год назад +247

    Disparu! Quick comment, your not wrong about WHY they had "Robin" beat the mutant gang leader but its actually so much worse then that. The Mutants are from the "Dark Knight Returns" graphic novel where an aged older Batman returns to fighting crime and basically fights a guy who has Bane's bodytype and was younger then Batman in an open fight. Batman does this to see if he is as strong as he used to be. Batman gets some good hits in but loses and Carrie Kelly(who they based this Robin on who was a redhead...do Black People have a prejudice against the Irish/Scottish or something? Because they keep replacing Redheads. I know thats not whats going on but its what they are making it appear to be at this point...) manages to save him from the battlefield and become his new Robin. HOWEVER. She doesn't actually beat the Mutants she just tricks them into thinking, through word of mouth, that the Mutants are holding a gang meeting at a location Batman chose. Batman ambushs the Mutant leader in a rematch and uses his superior tactical knowhow to beat him instead of relying on his pure strength and completely demoralizes the Mutant gang to the point that several of them begin to idolize Batman because he's the best. It was well written, logically thought through, iconic, and cool as fuck. And these assholes raped it. They raped it into the dirt. Remember Disparu, things aren't as bad as they seem on this show, they are worse.

    • @xiii0722
      @xiii0722 Год назад +27

      Damn, thank you for sharing. Very glad I know good how the actual source material was/is

    • @tremere3337
      @tremere3337 Год назад +5

      @@xiii0722 Im so sorry man.

    • @xiii0722
      @xiii0722 Год назад +4

      @@tremere3337 haha, np.

    • @m.hunterstevie2081
      @m.hunterstevie2081 Год назад +25

      Yeah, I caught that “reference” too and felt slightly sick about it. These writers never miss a beat when it comes to borrowing things from vastly superior sources and corrupting them for their own ends. Robin gets to do that a lot this episode, as her berating Turner for saving her while being held at gunpoint definitely wasn’t them “referencing” the Black Widow interrogation scene from the first Avengers movie. 😒

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 Год назад +9

      The dark knight returns is one of my favorite stories

  • @melanieenmats
    @melanieenmats Год назад +51

    "She couldn't intimidate a food item which is on the top shelf!". >>>>Loved that one 😂

    • @melanieenmats
      @melanieenmats Год назад +4

      Hilarious video for a stupid show. Very enjoyable

  • @FallenTouchstone
    @FallenTouchstone Год назад +182

    Disparu realized he could cut his shampoo bills in half and cut his hair. The economy hits us all.

    • @archstanton9073
      @archstanton9073 Год назад +30

      The based economy.

    • @alexl2679
      @alexl2679 Год назад +22

      His Kit from Willow cosplaying will suffer

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Год назад +7

      @@alexl2679 Unless she shaves the side of her head in next season, oh wait, there isn't going to be another season XD

    • @bring-out
      @bring-out Год назад +3

      He never seemed to use it though.

    • @monkeyon777
      @monkeyon777 Год назад +2

      Thats why he doesn't use a toothbrush.

  • @thatdarnkitteh
    @thatdarnkitteh Год назад +67

    I love that this show exists for Disparu to go through. I'm watching the whole season through these reviews.

    • @horseradishpower9947
      @horseradishpower9947 Год назад +3

      I am watching the series directly. I am loving it, because it is such awful trash, it makes me laugh at their foolhardy efforts.

  • @RumyCheeseCat
    @RumyCheeseCat Год назад +236

    A teenage boy could just slap Robin and she is done, not even at full force.

    • @Giovanni_Lippert
      @Giovanni_Lippert Год назад +33

      Where is stoic and charming women like Angelina Jolie?? These miniature Tik Tok girls aren't believable!

    • @yeahgirl11
      @yeahgirl11 Год назад

      Anybody's momma could slap her and she'd be laid out lol.

    • @xiii0722
      @xiii0722 Год назад +14

      I am mean yeah...true. They actually somewhat realistically depicted how weak she was against that leader. Except that if that man pulled with his whole strength, she would have instantly pulled off her feet...
      But hey, we should all take this show very seriously. And aspire to be like the "badass heroes" of it.
      How even? xD

    • @nicbrone1846
      @nicbrone1846 Год назад +10

      This is correct. Barely an inconvenience.

    • @FallenTouchstone
      @FallenTouchstone Год назад +23

      You do not even need to hit her... shes blinded by green lights. Just walk her into traffic .....and ....."they fly now.".

  • @TheL0ngbeard
    @TheL0ngbeard Год назад +71

    One thing that never ceases to amaze me (apart from the pattern of stopping to talk to the villain even if it makes no sense) is that if you wanted a smaller physically weaker character to win in a fight you can do it easily, in fact it can show their ingenuity and it would suit a bat-person perfectly. What is a signature thing for Batman? His toolbelt and all the gadgets in it, so why not show a clever use of them to win a fight? Because that takes effort and we can have none of that.

    • @GoblinKnightLeo
      @GoblinKnightLeo Год назад +8

      It also requires you shift budget from the costume/makeup dept to the prop dept.

    • @NewVideoseeker
      @NewVideoseeker Год назад +13

      Because it's not about short people winning fights, but about women being superior to men in every way possible, especially phisycally, and we are supposed to believe that or we are misogynous.

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 Год назад +6

      Then again, they take things like heists and film and execute them like chores.
      A bunch of kids wanted for murder are set to break into a police station, to steal some files to help clear their name and expose an ancient legend.
      No montage, no cutaways, no interesting dialogues, no fake outs, no perspective changes, no poring over a map, no cool entry and exit strategy and failsafes. And things they didn't think about like if one of them gets recognised and caught.
      Nothing. "We walk in with wearing police uniforms, carrying forged documents."
      Its such a chore.

    • @PutridPenguinPoots
      @PutridPenguinPoots Год назад +4

      I feel you but then they'd have to think up smart ways for whoever to use the gadgets and from what I've seen in his episode reviews that's obviously not a possibility

    • @bletheringfool
      @bletheringfool Год назад +1

      @@valentinegonsalves7322 you forgot the life lesson about bribing cops with coffee

  • @RobidyBobidy1
    @RobidyBobidy1 Год назад +79

    11:30 absolutely brutal point. These writers aren't just bad at writing, they're pathetic human beings.

  • @melissag.664
    @melissag.664 Год назад +66

    Aww... I miss the hair! And the writers ripping off lines from their last failed show is priceless!! 🤣

  • @VDOTU5
    @VDOTU5 Год назад +37

    When I told my mom how often portrayals of abusive parents avoid moms who abuse, and when I mentioned the statistics of mother's abusing children being quite higher than the abuse by dads in the U.S.A. alone, with such abuse mostly being well-reported regardless of the sexes (unlike S.A. cases, in which reporting female perps has unique dilemmas) yet seems so ignored by media, she was pretty aggravated, partly due to getting flashbacks to what her mother did to her.
    Listening to my mom and her sisters talk over the years, I learned that when my mother was a teen to early 20s in the 1980s, she was verbally/physically abused by her mother, and, for a time, her mother's mom, while her dad and her mother's dad would defend her and try to calm her mom and grandma down. My mother was punched in the face by her mom, she was even beat with a sturdy broomstick to the point of the stick breaking, surprising them (my mother's musculoskeletal system is actually somewhat abnormally strong for a 5'3" woman, she also heals from wounds pretty swiftly). She was also almost stabbed in the neck with a pen. Her mom even choked my mom's brother when he was a teen. Almost killed him. My maternal grandma is a little too strong for her 5'2" size.
    My mom is FAR from the only person to have intense experiences with the person who birthed them. I've learned of horror stories from other people (I had no idea there were moms who punched their kid in the gut!). We know about what dads have done, almost everything we watch keeps telling us. But the portrayal of such mothers takes too damn long to get to the next one, to this day.
    As far as I know, I'm the only writer who's planning a *new* story for characters who has a scene in which their mom gets violent with their kid. Every thought I had, even the idea of Jen hitting her 14 year old son in the head with a beer bottle, could be found when listening to/reading what their mom did to them in reality. I just don't get why mommy issues are put on the back burner so often when thinking of an abused character. This! Is! Real!

    • @cozypilgrim8530
      @cozypilgrim8530 Год назад +10

      Because in the Hollywood world, women can do no wrong.

    • @VDOTU5
      @VDOTU5 Год назад +7

      @@cozypilgrim8530 As true as this is, I'm still curious of why. Why would they want to protect women so much, that highlighting issues has to take a step back when shedding even more light on women whom are actual dangers to people without being villains. It's like Hollyweird want us to get caught in problematic women's traps cause such men's traps are kinda way easier to expose.

    • @darrekworkman5595
      @darrekworkman5595 Год назад +3

      Every time I hear 'daddy issues' I find myself thinking it's really 'mommy issues'. How many times do mothers drive dads out of their children's lives? It also makes it easier to get away with abusing children as fathers in general are likely to do something to stop the abuse. Check me on it, mothers who stay married to the father of their children abuse their children less than single or divorced mothers.

    • @darrekworkman5595
      @darrekworkman5595 Год назад

      That is actually one of the reasons I loved Roseanne. They actually showed an abusive mother and even showed Roseanne slap one of her daughters and go through all kinds of guilt about it.

    • @NickDoraRaw
      @NickDoraRaw Год назад +1

      Because “patriarchy”

  • @C.DWoods
    @C.DWoods Год назад +21

    The Joker's actress was also in the High school musical the musical the series, which she got written off before she even got developed.

  • @Kal_g
    @Kal_g Год назад +143

    Holy crap! Disparu got a haircut!! His lineup looks pretty decent, too!

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom Год назад +7

      He can’t do the combover now. I sense a sponsorship from Keeps in the future.

    • @boomingbob1579
      @boomingbob1579 Год назад +8

      He Needed to clean himself from the crappy shows

    • @Disinterested1
      @Disinterested1 Год назад +1

      that wash n go shit is underrated clearly!

    • @boomingbob1579
      @boomingbob1579 Год назад +3

      @@Disinterested1 the wash and roast

    • @palantirlotr5623
      @palantirlotr5623 Год назад +2

      Watching this show causes strange things to happen to viewers ... just look at what happened to "D", which is why we have him watch it and not us! Good man taking one for the team lol!

  • @mikaelwilson8049
    @mikaelwilson8049 Год назад +23

    13:38 that happened in the Batman Court of Owls comic too, but once again Batman was still alive!!! They keep trying to take elements of good Batman stories without Batman and it’s ridiculous.

  • @seiyajin8151
    @seiyajin8151 Год назад +24

    The part I liked and I'm not gonna lie, was the talk between Carrie and Turner, a lot of people make fun of how Batman takes orphans to train and fight crime in colorful uniforms, but most of the Robins and members of the batfamily were people who were inspired by him and started to fight crime for themselves, and seeing how inexperienced and bad they were, and that they weren't going to give up even though he told them to stop, Bruce was forced to train them, so that they could do the job properly and not kill themselves or someone innocent in the meantime. The only member of the bafamily that Bruce picked up to train and be his partner of his own will was Jason Todd.

    • @Artryom
      @Artryom Год назад +5

      Even then Jason Todd is ecstatic but he’s had a good alternative reason as well in some iterations, he could see Jason had potential to be a very dangerous criminal since dud could take the Bat tires off with run of the mill tools like wha? I know that the earliest Batmobiles which was like Grayson’s homemade car, basically just a regular and somewhat modified street race car, most of the modern batmobiles are advanced machines. Ooof…

  • @AvenueStudios
    @AvenueStudios Год назад +6

    03:56 'You can't even intimidate food which has been put on the top shelf.' 🤣🤣🤣
    -Dan

  • @jonarbuckle778
    @jonarbuckle778 Год назад +183

    I'm calling it, Harvey Dent is working for the Court of Owls and will be revealed to be Batman's killer. That whole Bruce trusted you scene just confirmed it to me.

    • @electricbayonet2
      @electricbayonet2 Год назад +79

      If that turns out to be the case, my money is on ‘has an evil split personality and doesn’t know it.’
      Then within about five minutes of the reveal, he gets acid thrown in his face.

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 Год назад +15

      @@electricbayonet2 I'd bet on that too

    • @joelvannatta3266
      @joelvannatta3266 Год назад

      A halfway competent straight white man?
      Definitely a secret badguy

    • @Callander
      @Callander Год назад

      It's the blond bitch... she's watching the Wayne kid.... it don't take batman to work this shit out

    • @HonkHonkler
      @HonkHonkler Год назад +3

      Yep lol was thinking that too lol.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Год назад +22

    It's so damn enjoyable how Joker's Daughter is the only character who occasionally injects some sense in the script but otherwise goes along with the plot.
    She'll say something like "Hey, dumbass, call the bomb patrol" or "you're a teenager, you don't know how to stop the bomb and stopping the aerosolization of the chemicals is the best way to mitigate risk", but then STILL CONTINUES watching the kids do whatever they want.
    Wait, enjoyable? No, I meant annoying.

  • @AdonanS
    @AdonanS Год назад +46

    I remember the plot of Batman Begins, so water soluble chemicals would lead me to think they're tampering with the city's water supply.

    • @horseradishpower9947
      @horseradishpower9947 Год назад +10

      Oh, they been doing a lot of ripping off of past Batman films... this whole series is so entertainingly bad.😂

    • @darrekworkman5595
      @darrekworkman5595 Год назад +1

      ... No ripping off what REALLY happens in city water supplies!?! Yeah, they do add things to municipal water supplies.

    • @sciohermetikum3902
      @sciohermetikum3902 Год назад +1

      @@darrekworkman5595 Like chemicals that turn the frickin frogs gay? uhuh serious crap.

  • @Syaniiti
    @Syaniiti Год назад +50

    Can't blame Castiel for being pissed off, he has to be part of the show. When Batman goes "I'm Batman" Robin pays attention, and goes "I'm Robin" even when not in costume because she is just that thick. The thing with legal proceedings is that just a confession wouldn't stick, with how braindead the dude is no jury would believe he's capable of hacking something, especially since he can't even tell how "he did it". This should get the blonde thrown in prison - or juvie, since the characters aren't old enough for actual prison.
    Also no one has ever seen me and Batman at the same time - coincidence? You decide!

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 Год назад +5

      This is literally Batwoman. Castiel is Jacob. Duella is Alice, who is Cruella. They even gave her red hair from the Emma Stone Disney Cruella movie. I really want to know who at WB has an Emma Stone shrine in their attic.

  • @snipedude4953
    @snipedude4953 Год назад +4

    17:01 That fire reminds me of those FMV scenes in mid to late 90's video games.

  • @trainheartnet5657
    @trainheartnet5657 Год назад +44

    The move that she pulls at 1:54 isn't usually a terrible move; if you're around the same size as your opponent, you can usually get your arm around their neck and begin the chokehold. The only problem is that he has about 120 pounds on her, and trying to choke someone who outweighs you by that much is nearly impossible. Speaking from experience.

    • @Mooxieclang
      @Mooxieclang Год назад +4

      Which side of the choke do you have experience on?

    • @BetaRayBill32
      @BetaRayBill32 Год назад +6

      I think you're being generous with her weight, that girl looks tiny. It's hard to believe she could win that fight regardless of her level of training.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 Год назад +5

      She looks like she couldn't take down a middle school kid, let alone a full grown man.

    • @trainheartnet5657
      @trainheartnet5657 Год назад +8

      @@Mooxieclang Both. As a BJJ instructor, I've both been the choker and the chokee.

    • @kalen2465
      @kalen2465 Год назад +1

      This would be more believable with Nightwing or Red Hood. Carrie Fisher couldn't win a fight against a kitten. She's as bad at being robin. As Turner is at trying to be the new batman.

  • @colebuckon3856
    @colebuckon3856 Год назад +17

    Regarding your sewer question: yes, it is possible to fall down one. Modern sanitary sewers are pressurized, so cracking them open is a major event that requires shutting down the line (and would mean the manhole is surrounded by a work crew), but modern storm sewers (and older combined sewers) are gravity conduits, so the manhole can be opened and left open without compromising the system. I’ve climbed into a manhole that was absolutely deep enough to at least snap both legs if I’d fallen off the ladder. (The fact that this hypothetical Wayne just happened to fall down one is farcical, but it’s not impossible as deaths go.)

  • @creativename724
    @creativename724 Год назад +6

    Every time I watch a Disparu video, I'm shocked at how low his sub count is compared to the quality of the video. He is miserably undersubbed and deserves so much more. Bravo, my British friend from across the pond.

  • @distanceyaself8975
    @distanceyaself8975 Год назад +6

    Didn't Heath Ledger's joker enter a room full of rich people saying he was the evenings entertainment, ya just gotta love the script robbery 😂

  • @Cassandra112
    @Cassandra112 Год назад +14

    to be fair, if she WAS under the desk in that wide shot, it would have been AMAZING.

  • @fionnaitsradag5152
    @fionnaitsradag5152 Год назад +52

    I don't watch any of these shows, but I do enjoy these reviews.

    • @JesterMann-j7o
      @JesterMann-j7o Год назад +2

      Same. Korean television is just so much better.

    • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
      @SupremeCommanderBaiser Год назад

      @@JesterMann-j7o I prefer nigerian with a slice of bosnia. I am so edgy.

    • @JesterMann-j7o
      @JesterMann-j7o Год назад

      @@SupremeCommanderBaiser Don't say that about yourself.

  • @IrrelevantClueless
    @IrrelevantClueless Год назад +8

    O boy, every time I need something to watch is Disparu there to help. This is the only way I can watch this thing willingly

  • @sidnusmagnus3144
    @sidnusmagnus3144 Год назад +3

    For the coffee scene in Police Department, don't forget that US coffee is like US beer: not a true thing!

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Год назад +8

    Woah, where did that conversation about Stephanie "looking down" come from? Stephanie made a difficult call that took a really dumb risk, but only because she was ultimately the one who had to make it, not because she was trying to show herself to be better than Joker's Daughter.
    I love Stephanie's face after that where she looks like she went "seriously? Right now?"

  • @Thebigbad1013
    @Thebigbad1013 Год назад +4

    I love the addition of the Spike clip, cracks me up every time.

  • @JohnDoe-bz4ub
    @JohnDoe-bz4ub Год назад +14

    Damn I can’t stop laughing. So hilarious when Disparu puts the scene of Batwoman
    “🎶I’m a woman🎶”

  • @bethanyh1637
    @bethanyh1637 Год назад +9

    26:20 I'm a little disappointed that his disguise wasn't him walking around with someone else on his shoulders.

  • @dangerousspaces9371
    @dangerousspaces9371 Год назад +5

    47:39 "Robin comes in and pulls them both off"
    "REALLY?"
    "Not like that"
    "Oh!"

  • @lperkins2
    @lperkins2 Год назад +6

    Yes, sewers can be big enough and fast enough to be incredibly dangerous. Not the residential ones, but where the residential lines merge into main lines, they can be quite large, quite fast, quite deep, and with air that is not safe to breathe. As for the residential bit, that's only true _most_ of the time. There are sometimes semi-forgotten sections that end up under driveways or similar. When one fails and caves in, it usually makes the news.

  • @amazingfan15
    @amazingfan15 Год назад +11

    3:50 see, in the comics and the animated adaptation of The Dark Knight Returns, Carrie Kelly managed to get one over on the mutant leader by fighting smarter than this impersonator, using the element of surprise and targeting his weak spots.
    this chick bumbled her way into a plan that, as you mentioned, should have taken her out as well, and she's acting like she earned that W.

    • @shayla106
      @shayla106 Год назад +2

      Also, Bruce was there.

  • @Gantiz
    @Gantiz Год назад +11

    I love all of the Spike clips. Best character in Buffy

  • @catbert2412
    @catbert2412 Год назад +9

    Got to love how none of them thought hey let’s anonymously send the bomb plans to the bomb squad ‘ let the professionals do their job

  • @Ah1My-Spinach-Puffs1
    @Ah1My-Spinach-Puffs1 Год назад +8

    I got curious after you made a point about female robins eye gear so I tried it out holding up a small flashlight in the corner of my eye. Girl must be part bat using sonar sound waves to fight because I couldn’t see a thing.

    • @distanceyaself8975
      @distanceyaself8975 Год назад +3

      I was thinking the same thing did she not tell the show runners or anyone 🤔 like hi I cannot see a thing and I keep falling over 😂

  • @cameronscott7304
    @cameronscott7304 Год назад +2

    7:41 "Oh." That got me laughing!

  • @ComradeCommissarYuri
    @ComradeCommissarYuri Год назад +11

    Who are you an what have you done with Disparu’s hair?!?! 😂

  • @nickdirienzo2849
    @nickdirienzo2849 Год назад +2

    51:01 those eyes are in different timezones! "They're" looking at her and the ceiling!😵‍💫

  • @Mr.ANDERSONYOURASCAL
    @Mr.ANDERSONYOURASCAL Год назад +3

    "i just wish batman were here to see me take him down" Batman, if he were here: "so not only did you throw away the element of surprise and fear that's the entire basis of our strategy, you also tried to choke someone who was twice your size and weight without any gadgets that may have given you the advantage. Then you electrocuted him and hoped that he wasn't dead. Yeah I think I'll stick with the actual orphans thanks"

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear Год назад +2

    That guy with the visor? That's supposed to be the leader of The Mutants. Technically he's from the Frank Miller comic The Dark Knight Returns which was vaguely post apocalyptic...but it also involved Batman being alive so yeah...none of this makes sense.

  • @near--zero
    @near--zero Год назад +6

    the Spike reference is my new jam

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Год назад +7

    It's a good thing no one else is ever around to hear the bat kids talk about their criminal and vigilante activities... No one around, in this school, during school hours.
    "Hey, are you a superhero?"
    "Yep! Hey, classmates! I'm Robin! Batman's former sidekick!"

  • @allenearl1514
    @allenearl1514 Год назад +8

    Glad to see your barber didn't butcher your hair like mine did to me!
    In all seriousness, thanks for the content, as always. When it comes to bad media, there are definitely times when you can dissect it to show what went wrong, but it is also pretty fun to just tear it to pieces.

    • @Artryom
      @Artryom Год назад

      Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s not that bad, I’m sure he didn’t make your *hair* cross the *line* my guy…

  • @6vitamin
    @6vitamin Год назад +1

    at 27:00 the evidence room clerk prolly just meant that when you come from a DIFFERENT precinct, and ask for a favor (getting evidence from other dept’s isnt an everyday thing), THEN you bring a coffee as a “thank you”
    - but given the level of writing, it’s easy to think everything is trash.
    - also, i dont understand why blue checkmarks are so drawn to CHILDREN’S media. from velma/Kroll’s animated series to every teen show, why are these hacks always SELF INSERTING AS CHILDREN?!

  • @TibiConstantine
    @TibiConstantine Год назад +5

    You definitely know Easter is coming when Disparu gets a new haircut.

  • @kenobigamer4728
    @kenobigamer4728 Год назад +2

    evertime he played that batwoman clip had me rolling 🤣😂

  • @Mark-G1978
    @Mark-G1978 Год назад +17

    Love your videos Disparu.. thanks for watching these bad shows and being honest with what majority of the world thinks.

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Год назад +19

    “She just confuses you by how thick she is!”
    Americans: *visible confusion*

    • @paulboggess1330
      @paulboggess1330 Год назад

      Ah the wild thot's special ability, *TWERK* (5% chance of confusion 13% chance of erection)

    • @HonkHonkler
      @HonkHonkler Год назад +4

      Funny and I know it's a joke, but we know "thick" also means "stupid." Thick-headed, we know.

    • @AKUJIVALDO
      @AKUJIVALDO Год назад

      Shhhh, that is why Americans can't use proper English language...

    • @Artryom
      @Artryom Год назад +2

      @@HonkHonkler Ikr😂 Him being so uncultured on Americans while trying to imply Americans are uncultured makes this even funnier. I don’t think an American under the age of 10 at maximum has heard the insult “Thick-headed” in their life. Translate that to “Thick” for short since Americans love doing that and we gotchu…

  • @a_lost_one
    @a_lost_one Год назад +7

    37:45 I thought the writing staff already stole everyone's jewels 🤣

  • @tranquilthoughts7233
    @tranquilthoughts7233 Год назад +4

    Fun fact: Chemical weapons are actually far less dangerous than they are usually portrayed as. Pound for pound a bullet is far more lethal, much cheaper to produce and much easier to deploy. The horror of chemical weapons is not their lethality but the gruesome way they kill.
    Case and point: In 1995 the extremist aum sect (of course it was a religously motivated group) managed to succesfully deploy around 30 kg of Sarin gas in five main subway stations in Tokyo during rush hour. Each of these stations has a passenger throughput of tens of thousands per hour (Tokio station alone has an average of 64.000 per hour) and even more during rush hour. Sarin gas is one of the most toxic substances to ever be developed by mankind. Just one miligram of sarin gas on your skin will kill a human in minutes. They had 30 million mg of Sarin. Enough to theoretically kill 30 million people. How many actually died? The anwser is 13. Additionally there were around 1.000 injured 37 of them heavily and another 4.000 that had some mild symptoms like miosis, headaches, short breath and nausea.
    Now to be fair, the sect didn't deploy the Sarin gas in the most optimal conditions. The Sarin gas they had had a relativly low purity and the deployment method was not optimal. Furthermore they miscalculated the rate at which the sarin gas would evaporate and underestimated the airflow in the subway tunnels so that quite a lot of the sarin gas flowed into just empty subway tunnels. Nontheless the point still stands. Chemical weapons are extremly deadly IF you can deliver them properly. But even under the most optimal conditions most of your chemical weapon won't have any effect.

  • @ratman505
    @ratman505 Год назад +7

    Since I didn't find a comment concerning the rockets: the rocket itself is just the propellant, hence e.g. the name RPG - "rocket propelled grenade". There are high explosive, fragmentation, kinetic penetrator, thermobaric and a whole lot of other warheads on those rockets that you need to differentiate. So that thing was actually plausible - I don't know about correct because I don't know how different providers of military equipment would mark their goods, especially those in Gotham
    And another thing: shooting into melee (a proper brawl, not a catfight to be fair) is much, much harder than it might look. You have moving targets, one (or more) of which you absolutely may not hit, and you always have the risk of overpenetration, especially when using a rifle against unarmored meatsacks. If the fight choreography was actually as good as the plot demanded, I don't think I would have taken the shot either. Or I would have if I hated my boss, who knows

    • @AKUJIVALDO
      @AKUJIVALDO Год назад +1

      Or when your boss is on the floor...you CAN take shoot even when you are extra careful. Let's be honest, criminals aren't best trained people.

  • @shannondavis3686
    @shannondavis3686 Год назад +4

    “He wears a visor for the tracking program to find his wife’s “button” 🥴🥴😂😂😂

  • @AdonanS
    @AdonanS Год назад +16

    You know, now that you mention it, the kid Robins probably shouldn't be fighting anyone in hand to hand, at least not until they hit puberty. Then again, I don't recall if they ever did fight hand to hand.

    • @KyLewin
      @KyLewin Год назад +7

      Most of the Robins (Tim, Dick, Damien, and Stephanie Brown for sure, probably others as well) used a metal staff, though not necessarily all the time. The advantage they have is that as comic characters, it’s a bit easier to suspend disbelief. Also, they were all trained by Batman and were incredibly agile (more than live action could pull off).

    • @AdonanS
      @AdonanS Год назад +5

      @@KyLewin True. You see Robin kick people in the face all the time. While I can't believe that would knock anyone out, it would still hurt and disorient.

    • @rogueking9436
      @rogueking9436 Год назад

      Most of their fighting as kids were distraction tactic-based

    • @Artryom
      @Artryom Год назад

      @@AdonanS Are you new to comic book characters? Erm, fiction, the Batman tales as a whole…?
      Grayson was originally 8 fighting crime, because it’s fiction so just worry about the story being told and mess… before all of this “We need realism!” Was pushed into it and every other Robin practically eventually became teens which still shouldn’t honestly work… against grown and ruthless mob guy and gangsters with guns. “I can dodge a bullet” always stayed, I get why but following that logic why can’t they start young? 🤷‍♂️

  • @the_absurd_hero
    @the_absurd_hero Год назад +24

    Y’know... I don’t remember being quite *this* insipid as a teenager. Teens aren’t actually like this now, are they?
    Also: nice cut, Disparu!

    • @5pointview717
      @5pointview717 Год назад +5

      This is how new gen teens are both woke & non-woke.

    • @pandaman1331
      @pandaman1331 Год назад +9

      I swear we weren't that cringe back then

    • @darrekworkman5595
      @darrekworkman5595 Год назад +2

      No, it's the 'adults' writing the show that are this insipid.

  • @sophiebordoni8128
    @sophiebordoni8128 Год назад +5

    Neat haircut! I always look forward to your reviews, you are just so entraining man ahah, keep up the good job.

  • @pappabunny
    @pappabunny Год назад +10

    Another well done review. If you can, please use a clip of Baldric stating that he has a cunning plan.

  • @KingNazaru
    @KingNazaru Год назад +9

    Probably part of the reason that Harper probably brought up Stephanie Brown/Spoiler’s father up is because he’s the supervillain: Cluemaster.

  • @amandapanda5087
    @amandapanda5087 Год назад +22

    The writers seem to think their audience has the memory of a goldfish and the attention span of a child with ADHD in a toy store with how they reiterate everything so often, as Disparu pointed out.

    • @bletheringfool
      @bletheringfool Год назад +2

      It's funny you say that because the writers seem to think their audience has the memory of a goldfish and the attention span of a child with ADHD in a toy store with how they reiterate everything so often

  • @arks_knights
    @arks_knights Год назад +12

    Disparu getting a haircut is more interesting than this travesty called gotham knights

  • @zacmeadows2294
    @zacmeadows2294 Год назад +2

    52:07
    To remove the bomb they would have still needed to disengage the MTS, otherwise shifting it would still trigger the explosive.
    Unless the moron that made the explosive spliced the MTS' circuit with the manual detonator (I'm assuming that's what was cut).
    If the quality of the show is anything to go by I wouldn't put it past them.

  • @jamiebensson6024
    @jamiebensson6024 Год назад +4

    Yay a haircut much much better 👍🏻 also I have to say you’re the funniest, most brutal critic out there and your opinions are just well amazingly honest - keep up the good work x

  • @fathorse8
    @fathorse8 Год назад +2

    That's supposed to be the Mutant Leader? In The Dark Knight Returns he was a giant muscleman who tore peoples throats out with his teeth.

  • @SammEater
    @SammEater Год назад +4

    The whole GCPD sequences makes me think that the writers had no idea how to make the episode run for longer than 20 minutes and had to pad out the time with those completely useless scenes.

    • @distanceyaself8975
      @distanceyaself8975 Год назад +1

      Tbf I thought every episode in their entirety were just padding 😂

  • @BigBoss15310
    @BigBoss15310 Год назад +5

    Loving the short hair, Disparu! Oh, and great review as always :)

  • @SuicidalSummerSnowWoman
    @SuicidalSummerSnowWoman Год назад +16

    wow the show is literally giving us lectures on class oppression... im frankly a little surprised they dint take the "i have more melanin than you and thats why im oppressed" route... considering these are batwoman writers i was kinda bracing myself for that

  • @nicholascosentino8492
    @nicholascosentino8492 Год назад +6

    Disarming would be difficult if you don't have a multimeter. There are normally open, normally closed switches.

  • @Thrashpotato
    @Thrashpotato Год назад +3

    dude i was like i am not watching like an hour long video, and here i am at the end thinking, good vid man lol

    • @disparutoo
      @disparutoo  Год назад +1

      Have to admit I watch all of youtube at 2x speed myself. But I'm glad you changed your mind and enjoyed the video :) With shows I find the worse the show, the longer the videos lmao.

    • @Thrashpotato
      @Thrashpotato Год назад

      @@disparutoo right dude i was just super impressed man you did a great freaking vid i watched at regular speed man i really enjoyed it!

  • @LWolf12
    @LWolf12 Месяц назад +1

    No, sewer tunnels are generally well known for being mostly empty, to allow sewer workers inside to work on them. Then again, from what I've seen I don't think they did a lot of research on anything. Even the major plot point of "Watches with engravings lose a lot of value" isn't strictly true, there are factors

  • @xwizzley
    @xwizzley Год назад +6

    Beautiful how you have referenced Splinter Cell... but also despicable because I have to install that damned 3rd game again now

  • @jamesraisch1876
    @jamesraisch1876 Год назад +1

    One thing you gotta love about this show is how every time you think you're about to take the side of someone, the very next thing out of their mouth makes you hate them even more

  • @Likexner
    @Likexner Год назад +2

    21:27 God i hate these "generic cool tech sounds" everyone puts in every movie/show whenever someone is using some "cool tech". The sounds are so annoying. Why would anynone make equipment that makes those sounds? If i had those goggles, i would have muted them.

  • @shazzy84
    @shazzy84 11 месяцев назад +1

    One of the funniest commentators I've ever seen! Brilliant!

  • @the-phanatic-99
    @the-phanatic-99 Год назад +3

    honestly i love watching you rip this show. and i can know whether or not to watch that episode. its awesome. thanks for making the sacrifice

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 11 месяцев назад +2

    Well, the show is accurate in that Stephanie aka Spoiler is a supremely annoying character in the comics too. Her dad was a second-rate Riddler knockoff and she became a vigilante to spoil his schemes. Batman saw something in her, tried to recruit her and she was Robin for all of maybe 1 issues, off screen before he fired her for being impulsive and thoughtless. The idiot kid then got into her head that she would enact some doomsday scenario she hacked off of the Batcomputer that'd bring down all the gangs of Gotham and set it up to impress Batman. She did not realize though that Matches Malone, who would step up and steer this gang meeting to a good direction, IS Batman himself, so Matches was not there, and it all turned into a gang war costing tons of lives. She got caught and killed by Black Mask, and sadly that was not the end of it as nobody in comics stays dead.

  • @troffle
    @troffle Год назад +6

    Goodness gracious. 12 hours after Disparu releases this video, 21 members of the Batwoman production crew have seen it and left their vote.

  • @thatdarnkitteh
    @thatdarnkitteh Год назад +4

    23:16 The rage is so entertaining 🤣

  • @andreaaraujo9617
    @andreaaraujo9617 Год назад +3

    "go back to your cozy bedroom on the top floor of your mansion" is such a disrespectful line to say to STEPH BROWN of all people, you know the only other robin besides jason todd to come from poverty ?? that stephanie brown?? this one pissed me off, the writers of this show don't read comics

  • @kevlartheweldingwarrior
    @kevlartheweldingwarrior Год назад +11

    The Quip you made about the Virgin Mojitos was especially hilarious. You reviewing these terrible shows is far more entertaining than the shows. Haha

  • @catbert2412
    @catbert2412 Год назад +7

    Ok at this point blonde hacker girl might as well wear a sign saying “i know where batmans alleged killers are”. Only way she’d know it was one of them to take down the mutant leader is if they told her

  • @nighthero_gaming9021
    @nighthero_gaming9021 Год назад +6

    Imagine thinking Bruce Wayne is this HORRIBLE person. Then have your new character MURDER A MAN. Then SMILE AT THAT FACT. News flash. Bat Man never murdered ANYONE. Even those that he really kinda should have, like the Joker.

  • @swagwolfgang
    @swagwolfgang Год назад +50

    Its seems like its another Riverdale situation where the actors are fully aware of how bad the show is but they’re locked into a contract

  • @MajorSmurf
    @MajorSmurf Год назад +17

    Ok maybe at a storytelling pitch if the character didn't know Batman than maybe when X character reads his journal then they might consider them conspiracy theories. However this all falls apart when in previous EP they literally got chased by a so called person from those conspiracy theories. AKA Talon the master assassin who is about as useful as a paper bag in the sea if he couldn't kill these bunch of muppets. So a Nursery rhyme has been proven to be true but Muppet A is just going to disregard his journal as a bunch of conspiracy theories. I don't know if I got chased by say Humpty dumpty then maybe I wouldn't disregard other fairy tales as false. CW I have to ask but do you check that your writers can read words bigger then four letters?

  • @CommerceAudio
    @CommerceAudio Год назад +2

    17:44 was done on a great mic that they tried to edit to sound similar.

  • @10thletter40
    @10thletter40 Год назад +5

    Excellent point with the feminist blonde lady. She was totally fine with our dude taking credit for something bad she did, was EVEN UPSET at him still. But she couldn't handle good things being taken credit for either.

  • @DarthQueefious
    @DarthQueefious Год назад +22

    Rumour has it that when Disparu found out that his spirit sister Kit would no longer be appearing on-screen, he went full on Britney mode

  • @conserve_climber
    @conserve_climber Год назад +11

    I just love these reviewers; gosh I wish she-hulk would have gotten a season 2 😂😂😂

  • @wardenunknown
    @wardenunknown Год назад +3

    Still pissed that this is the 1st time the mutant gang was put in live action and this is what they've been reduced to, these guys are suppose to be the worst threat since the Joker

  • @jaystreet4004
    @jaystreet4004 Год назад +10

    It's sad that your review is more entertaining than the original content 😂

  • @yongyea4147
    @yongyea4147 Год назад +5

    Those goggles are so dumb!

  • @fionnaitsradag5152
    @fionnaitsradag5152 Год назад +12

    World's greatest detective Batman and his "conspiracy theories". 😆

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid Год назад +4

      Bruce must have had certain ‘ideas’ on politics, so you know, “conspiracy” theories… ;D

    • @fionnaitsradag5152
      @fionnaitsradag5152 Год назад +3

      @@brockdavid Yeah. Maybe he decided not to take the Faucie Ouchie. 😄

    • @darrekworkman5595
      @darrekworkman5595 Год назад +2

      @@fionnaitsradag5152 Clearly he most have died due to complications involving COVID. If only he got the jab he might have survived falling forty stories.

  • @Mark-nh2hs
    @Mark-nh2hs Год назад +15

    The recapping of everything is to refresh gen Z memory as they cannot retain basic information due to their TikTok brains 🤣🤣

  • @BS-hammer
    @BS-hammer Год назад +5

    Nice haircut Disparu.

  • @chriswood1054
    @chriswood1054 Год назад +4

    @Disparu ... You've done it!! You have finally inspired me to take that leap of faith, take up the challenge that Nerdrotic gave you!! And..... get a haircut too.