Secret Invasion DESTROYS Nick Fury! Old Broken Loser

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @disparutoo
    @disparutoo  Год назад +190

    Secret Invasion Review Episode one Disney Marvels new spy MCU series. Featuring 6 episodes this series could have been great, it was the series I wanted the MOST to be great, what I got was something else. Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury has always been great, but far from the great character he's been in other movies, this Nick Fury is an entirely different person.
    Constantly told how much of a failure he is, how he let everyone down and should just give up. Nick Fury should be the main draw for Disney plus's Secret Invasion, instead, you find yourself looking for something else to save the series. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

    • @brianmurphy6480
      @brianmurphy6480 Год назад +1

      Were you eating Flaming Hot Doritos? I can see a tell-tale stain on the fingers of your right hand. 😀

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 Год назад +2

      Just for the record a nuclear bomb and a nuclear reactor work totaly different, hell the uranium is of different quality the term "weapon's grade uranium" exists for a reason!

    • @DeadlyPlatypus
      @DeadlyPlatypus Год назад +3

      27:50 "Spook" means BOTH "spy" AND it's a derogatory term for a black person (at least here in the states). So, it's sort of a double entendre in this context.
      No one uses it in the latter manner anymore, though.

    • @Zoddlander
      @Zoddlander Год назад +2

      I like that Secret Invasion is supposed to lead me to want to watch "The Marvels" movie!
      I'm in the mind set "no thanks, I'm done with disney's marvel"! and this series is not appealing in the least!
      I didn't think I didn't want to watch a series with Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury before Captain Marvel! is it to late for a show with Nick Fury as the main character?
      Is Nick Fury marvels version of Indiana Jones? Old, frail and done? Apparently so!
      Maybe MCU should just reboot!? Because I feel like I'm done with it!
      Good review!

    • @johndodo2062
      @johndodo2062 Год назад +9

      Nick fury was never cool. Jackson plays the same damn character in every single movie he's in. Not to mention that was one of the first ridiculous race swaps to begin pushing the message. I would rather see a Broadway actor as nick than Jackson. He ruined that character all on his own. He agrees to these awful shows and annoyance scripts. And don't tell me it's for the paycheck. He has enough money to have developed standards of stone kind by now. Besides, he's a crazy lefty anyway, so good, in glad this show makes him look even more lazy than he usually does

  • @primmakinsofis614
    @primmakinsofis614 Год назад +385

    _"Argentina attacks Colombia."_
    Er, those two countries don't share a land border. So how exactly did this attack take place? Did Argentina march its army through Bolivia and then Peru or Brazil to get there? Or did the Argentine navy sail around Cape Horn and launch a seaborne invasion?
    _"Colombia attacks the Philippines."_
    Uh, those two countries are separated by about *10,000 miles* of Pacific Ocean. How the hell did that attack take place? Neither country has much in the way of naval forces that could conduct or support any sort of military action against the other.
    Did no one involved in this show look at an atlas before picking the fighting countries?

    • @DeclanOReilly
      @DeclanOReilly Год назад +112

      They are talking about Soccer teams

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 Год назад +106

      I think they attacked through twitter exchanges

    • @DeadlyPlatypus
      @DeadlyPlatypus Год назад +8

      There are these things called airplanes. You acknowledged ships exist.

    • @OsellaSquadraCorse
      @OsellaSquadraCorse Год назад +5

      Nailed it

    • @threefive0onetwofivego
      @threefive0onetwofivego Год назад +80

      @Deadly Platypus
      So the Argentinians just flew through those other countries airspace to get to Columbia? Pls explain?

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Год назад +821

    The MCU made Nick go full Last Jedi.
    You never go full Last Jedi.

    • @davideassis87
      @davideassis87 Год назад +75

      _“I'm all the Full Last Jedi.”_
      - Captain Galadriel Marvel, the Black Cleopatra

    • @VisiblyPinkUnicorn
      @VisiblyPinkUnicorn Год назад +38

      Somehow, Mace Windu returned.

    • @Black_Revue
      @Black_Revue Год назад +1

      I see what you did!

    • @brodysorrell9769
      @brodysorrell9769 Год назад +9

      @@VisiblyPinkUnicorn HAHAHAHA!

    • @Adam-sd2ow
      @Adam-sd2ow Год назад +16

      Now he looks less of a badass in Winter Soldier.

  • @el_blazey8799
    @el_blazey8799 Год назад +576

    I love the disney approach to legacy characters either making them a isolated hermit, or letting ego inflated, suffer no obstacles, new gen characters completely overshadow them

    • @onionninja7580
      @onionninja7580 Год назад +35

      Or both

    • @johndodo2062
      @johndodo2062 Год назад +45

      It's the message sir. Expect them to start advocating for 7 year old trans kids very very soon. I'm getting ads now on RUclips for sex change drugs. It's coming. Get ready

    • @wrayday7149
      @wrayday7149 Год назад

      @@johndodo2062 The terrorist was carrying a pride bomb.

    • @jacksonsilva4409
      @jacksonsilva4409 Год назад +31

      Well, of course we can't have stabilished male characters having a lead role now, can we? Not even being a black man could save Nick Fury, he isn't gender fluid enough to lead.

    • @SentientTeapot2444
      @SentientTeapot2444 Год назад +11

      I'm convinced that these are writers who really want to make "dark/gritty/nuanced/adult" content but the only thing they'll get paid for is superhero content so they hammer their "vision" into a marvel show where it does not belong.

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Год назад +680

    Cat scratch fever already destroyed Nick Fury.

    • @tonyruby4467
      @tonyruby4467 Год назад +64

      He hasn't been the same since that movie.

    • @johndodo2062
      @johndodo2062 Год назад +24

      He destroyed himself with his laziness and total lack of acting range

    • @johndodo2062
      @johndodo2062 Год назад +24

      Martin Freeman however deserves better than this trash. He's actually a good actor

    • @Nuck-Fo0bZz
      @Nuck-Fo0bZz Год назад +15

      I've actually had cat scratch fever. I thought it was just a song, but they were checking me for Non-Hodgkins lymphoma before figuring it out. Shits no joke lol.

    • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 Год назад +1

      He's still alive so it's not enough

  • @Book_of_Grudges
    @Book_of_Grudges Год назад +358

    Transforming behind obstacles WHILE IN A CROWD is also stupid. Just because the perspective character can see them change, doesn’t mean EVERYONE ELSE can’t. It would freak people out.

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 Год назад +44

      Hey if the Skrull can shift their clothing at will as well, why didn't the daughter just round a corner and shapeshift herself to lose the agent instead of getting into a fight, which we KNOW if someone just pulls a gun they normally lose. Like seriously, every time a Skrull dies, it's because they decided to fight.

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Год назад +7

      Seeing myself change still freaks me out.

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent Год назад +22

      Wouldn't most people see that and think that this was what "gender fluid" actually meant?

    • @levi9486
      @levi9486 Год назад +12

      Imagine an 8 year old girl transforming into a middle aged man before your eyes.

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен Год назад +5

      ​@@levi9486 If I lived in MCU, nothing would ever surprise me.

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear Год назад +299

    It's the irony of destroying Nick Fury...and then turning him into a mouth piece for the politics the writers want you to agree with!

    • @GreenGimmick
      @GreenGimmick Год назад +13

      That was the whole point of turning Nick Fury into Sam Jackson in the first place.

    • @brotherkellymatthewbarnes8882
      @brotherkellymatthewbarnes8882 Год назад +13

      So it is safe to say the Hoff was a more Masculine Nick Fury in the made for Summer TV Movie: NICK FURY Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    • @brotherkellymatthewbarnes8882
      @brotherkellymatthewbarnes8882 Год назад +1

      @@davidsiegel5567 "I Neveah sed I was Fayah." - Arnold as Hamlett in The Last Action Hero.

    • @johnnycrown5097
      @johnnycrown5097 Год назад +9

      So, she abducted him just to gloat at him??? I have to say, this conversation ia actually realistic without the awareness of the writers... Fury is trying to create a solution whilst the woman just wants to keep on being unhelpful and waste time by only chosing insults and vain gloating just to randomly tell him that she's better than him for no reason and she ignores making a solution for this very important information to be critically disclosed at pedantic and detailed length, solutions be damned, this is way more important than an invasion by aliens... No professionalism and this is the behavior of a Disney villain not someone to root for... He's not even responding like a real human would and the woman keeps repeating hwr point in different insults, and except he is her subordinate, no human should be sitting down there taking this silently like a whipped dog with no retort or even sign of anger, frustration or exhaustion like a real person would in this conversation... This isn't a real conversation and these are not real people, they're just loud speakers for the writers real world gripes and agenda so the characters are currently deviod of life and are not currently humans...😅

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 Год назад +7

      I also love how they forget Nick Fury is Black. So we've got a British White Woman telling a Black Man to 'Go back to your space station'.

  • @WiiSage
    @WiiSage Год назад +418

    The problem with them doing Secret Invasions now is that they already ruin the Skrulls in the Captain Marvel movie, where they are shown to be innocent refugees. So how you going to make them the villains now, when they were turn into victims in the MCU? This just contradicts what was already established.

    • @namelesswon
      @namelesswon Год назад +99

      I think they are banking on no one actually watched captain marvel

    • @OsellaSquadraCorse
      @OsellaSquadraCorse Год назад +42

      They're not sending their best...

    • @audreybailey5139
      @audreybailey5139 Год назад +22

      @@namelesswonthat's what I was going to say.. I watched the movie but don't remember much about it.

    • @DeadlyPlatypus
      @DeadlyPlatypus Год назад +15

      ​@@OsellaSquadraCorse Marvel Skrulls-13

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 Год назад +69

      The Skrulls left the GALAXY cause the Kree wanted them all dead, and were succeeding. So why they would come BACK is beyond any reasonable mind to comprehend.
      Easy for the writers though. They just decided Nick Fury, who had NOTHING to do with them finding a new planet to live on, was supposed to find them a new planet to live on, and instead DIDN'T and also worked them like slaves while he whined in his space station.
      I fucking hate Marvel now.

  • @reviewspiteras
    @reviewspiteras Год назад +268

    To me the writters wanted Secret Invasion to be for Nick Fury what Logan was to Wolverine. But they lacked the talent and brain. In Logan they did not tell us every minute how Wolverine was passed his prime, they showed us and it still was badass.

    • @SpFlash1523
      @SpFlash1523 Год назад +35

      They even gave Nick Fury the same grizzled beard as Logan.

    • @AncientDragon101
      @AncientDragon101 Год назад +53

      They hate showing men in a positive light, they had to push that "Men Bad" narrative/agenda while trying to get the other parts to fit into the story.. except it won't make sense because their agenda doesn't make sense because its just insanity, so they can't possibly make a story that actually fits together and makes sense.
      The story has Nick Fury and the Skrull leader as the main/important characters, but they are men, so they have to show them negatively, which destroys the whole story right at the start.

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Год назад +10

      I love Logan. Such a great film and a fitting send off for such a badass.

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 Год назад +17

      Yes, exactly. Because Logan wasn't necessarily past his prime. His body started failing and he did what was the next best thing. He did what was needed. To stay with Xavier and keep him alive. Because Logan's failing body is less dangerous than Xavier's failing mind. It doesn't make Logan a loser hermit who ran away from the world.

    • @slaapt
      @slaapt Год назад +2

      Uhmmm... If your body starts failing, you are by definition past your prime. You might still be good at what you do, but it isn't your prime.

  • @Demondragonkinggav
    @Demondragonkinggav Год назад +158

    The sad thing is that a story and characters can only be as smart as the writer and these writers' brains are an old pile of manure.

    • @bashamd96
      @bashamd96 Год назад +6

      That's a insult to manure it's still smarter than these writers

    • @thatHARVguy
      @thatHARVguy Год назад +4

      Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: "I hate manure."

    • @alexfriedman918
      @alexfriedman918 Год назад +2

      @@thatHARVguyWow, it’s been a while since I’ve seen or heard a Back to the Future reference! I hope they don’t remake that…

    • @bad-people6510
      @bad-people6510 Год назад

      So smart they think infrared glasses will only detect markers and not all heat sources and half the radiation being emitted by the sun? Like infrared radiation isn't EVERYWHERE!

  • @DarthDevorin
    @DarthDevorin Год назад +112

    "I will never train another generation of SHIELD agents. I came to SABER to die."
    -Wimp Fury.

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption Год назад

      @Gyrfalcon312
      Yeah I'd call him "Jake Fury," but ironically in the comics Nick Fury already has a brother by that name.

  • @clock1495
    @clock1495 Год назад +71

    During the scene in the scrull refuge we are told there are only around 500 scrulls with them
    Why exactly do they need to take over the whole world for that many numbers?
    The original secret invasion was a proper invasion but in the MCU the scrulls are show as refugees trying to find a new home
    Just give them like an apartment complex in new york and you can probably fit all of them

    • @AmartharDrakestone
      @AmartharDrakestone Год назад +31

      I mean... They gave Asgardians an entire town. And they numbered in tens of thousands. Just give Skrulls a village and you're done.

    • @AkinokazeHaruichiban
      @AkinokazeHaruichiban Год назад +1

      Update after episode 3: Presuming all skrulls have joined this group, there's 500 non-combatants living at the abandoned power plant, but around 1 million fighters out in the world.

  • @DavidM_10
    @DavidM_10 Год назад +53

    When it comes to older male characters, Disney only ever has one idea: "He's a broken mess for 90% of the time, then at the very end he regains a little bit of confidence." Luke Skywalker. Indiana Jones. Obi-Wan Kenobi. Boba Fett. Now Nick Fury. And there are probably more that aren't occurring to me. Nick Fury should be feeling damn good about himself. He *created* the Avengers, and they reversed the Snap! He indirectly saved the universe.

    • @TheFatalcrest
      @TheFatalcrest Год назад +8

      They have only one idea for some reason. Even if they just wanted him to be subdued and somewhat off, why is EVERYONE so willing to smack talk Nick Fury to his Face! He was a badass for so long and he went dark for a while. NO INFORMATION ON HIM and they act like he's just been in a closet on space crying every night. Now especially if they don't have good terms...why wouldn't they be slightly more on gaurd and somewhat nervous because it's still Nick Fury. A man with plans upon plans!

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega Год назад +3

      Willow

  • @ignacius8466
    @ignacius8466 Год назад +101

    Someone needs to tell Disney that not all villians need to be sympathetic.

    • @SamtheBravesFan
      @SamtheBravesFan Год назад +29

      Well to be fair the villains are whom the writers sympathize with.

    • @Gamerguy-ud1zo
      @Gamerguy-ud1zo Год назад +12

      That’s why people like Jack Horner from Puss and boots 2. We been seeing that trope so much that it’s refreshing when it was subverted and the bad guy is finally treated and punished for the villain they were.

    • @cristela4034
      @cristela4034 Год назад +5

      @@Gamerguy-ud1zo It was funny how the cricket kept trying finding something good in Jack Horner, and in the end the guy was like: "nope, I'm pure evil."

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 Год назад +3

      @@cristela4034 Then the cricket and the phoenix he abused proceed to take him out. Man good writing is fun.

    • @cristela4034
      @cristela4034 Год назад +1

      @@Sorain1 Yeah, that was a fun movie. We haven't got many of those lately.

  • @redbeardthe1st486
    @redbeardthe1st486 Год назад +114

    Who else thinks that Dany's character will change sides at the last minute? And they will pretend she's a paragon of virtue despite trying to kill 8 billion people!

    • @ilfirinms
      @ilfirinms Год назад +21

      Don't call her[o] terrorist!!!

    • @zt7044
      @zt7044 Год назад +30

      we clearly don't know what she sacrificed for us

    • @lqlaliut897
      @lqlaliut897 Год назад +13

      What just like scarlet bitc-?

    • @MrShadowSmith
      @MrShadowSmith Год назад +2

      Stop hating on her character. You've got to do better. You've got to step up!

    • @reginaphalange9417
      @reginaphalange9417 Год назад +2

      Like Reva and Wanda

  • @fishjones4618
    @fishjones4618 Год назад +81

    There’s a great Star Trek DS9 episode that proves your point. During the height of the Dominion War, Sisko is called back to earth for Federation business. It turns out that a Changeling or changelings have infiltrated the Federation brass, causing a security problem that resulted in a whole planet lockdown. Once the culprits were outed and dealt with, the remaining Changeling slyly and ominously told Sisko “There were only four of us on this planet. Imagine what we could have done if it were a hundred of us”. Very chilling. But then, DS9 is what you’d call a good show. Not sure about Secret Invasion.

    • @jamesgatz4490
      @jamesgatz4490 Год назад +3

      I remember when DS9 was new and people like this guy would've hated it. Don't pretend you don't remember the backlash for Sisqo putting Picard in his place or Sisqo punching Q.

    • @deathmachine808
      @deathmachine808 Год назад +4

      Homefront / Paradise Lost. It's a two parter. :)

    • @JoshuaKevinPerry
      @JoshuaKevinPerry Год назад

      The Dominion Cold War at that time

    • @marychocolatefairy
      @marychocolatefairy Год назад +6

      @@jamesgatz4490 I was always annoyed at both those things, so I am only happy to hear that others were as well, lol. DS9 did have some growing pains in its first season but quickly found its footing, so fans didn't hold those early bobbles against it.

    • @ilfirinms
      @ilfirinms Год назад +6

      @@marychocolatefairy And I loved them. From the start they estabilished tone of whole series. As Sisko himself said, it's easy to be saint in paradise. Unlike Pickard, he cannot give some speech and fly away never to return. DS9 is stationary and have to deal with every consequence and that makes that show special.

  • @ZLeonheart
    @ZLeonheart Год назад +136

    Disparu's consistency at referring to Kate Beckinsale every time he refers to a beautiful specimen is why I watch his videos

    • @alexfriedman918
      @alexfriedman918 Год назад +10

      He’s got a point…

    • @fionnaitsradag5152
      @fionnaitsradag5152 Год назад +6

      She was the best version of Jane Austen's Emma...and also a ravishing Selene.😄

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Год назад +4

      More consistent than Marvel writers.

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn Год назад +2

      At one point, even Kate Beckinsale will be too broken and old to be worth referring to :D

    • @lqlaliut897
      @lqlaliut897 Год назад +1

      Dear lord yes.

  • @cmd31220
    @cmd31220 Год назад +141

    They made a cold-war style spy thriller with shapeshifters......and theres not an ounce of PARANOIA.
    Its literally the one emotion all 3 genres are based around. It'd be like making a romantic comedy where everyone is sad and ends up alone or am action movie that centers around the cia desk jocky watching Jason Bourne on his monitor

    • @veeclash4157
      @veeclash4157 Год назад +16

      Meeting: OK people are enemies are Skrulls and they can change shape to anyone you know! Agent raises hand: OK, I get it so now we should TRUST everyone and never be careful that a person might not be who we think they are?

    • @johnnycrown5097
      @johnnycrown5097 Год назад +5

      So, she abducted him just to gloat at him??? I have to say, this conversation ia actually realistic without the awareness of the writers... Fury is trying to create a solution whilst the woman just wants to keep on being unhelpful and waste time by only chosing insults and vain gloating just to randomly tell him that she's better than him for no reason and she ignores making a solution for this very important information to be critically disclosed at pedantic and detailed length, solutions be damned, this is way more important than an invasion by aliens... No professionalism and this is the behavior of a Disney villain not someone to root for... He's not even responding like a real human would and the woman keeps repeating hwr point in different insults, and except he is her subordinate, no human should be sitting down there taking this silently like a whipped dog with no retort or even sign of anger, frustration or exhaustion like a real person would in this conversation... This isn't a real conversation and these are not real people, they're just loud speakers for the writers real world gripes and agenda so the characters are currently deviod of life and are not currently humans...

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Год назад +12

      There was more paranoia in a kids cartoon version of Secret Invasion through Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. It actively broke the Avengers team and the trust the world had in Captain America afterwards.

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен Год назад +1

      I guess after Fury killed Maria they will have paranoia...

    • @TemalCageman
      @TemalCageman Год назад

      Did you see the first guy... the agent that handed over the stuff to a scrull... ? Nick and the others might not feel that paranoia as the guy in the beginning did.

  • @paulanderson2963
    @paulanderson2963 Год назад +53

    Are you certain you're reviewing the right show?
    Because while that woman was talking to Nick fury I fully expected to hear her use the line "Sheer fucking hubris"
    It genuinely feels as if the writers for the first season of Picard wrote these episodes. The whole tearing down of established characters and the belittling of older and experienced people.
    I am so tired of the cliched deconstruction of our stars nonsense these writers think they are so clever for attempting to implement.
    Even the plot point where the Skrulls feel betrayed by Nick fury because they were promised a home is so similar to the Picard plot device regarding the Romulans. How fitting then it is that in both series it is just as ridiculous for these two sets of people to blame this one man for not being able to save them and find them a new world.

    • @ReinoldFZ
      @ReinoldFZ Год назад +3

      I think the director of this Secret Invasion TV show purposely decided to make it boring, if so I am sure he took notes watching Piccard, which was so boring I only could punish myself to watch it until ten minutes of the second episode.

    • @johnnycrown5097
      @johnnycrown5097 Год назад +1

      So, she abducted him just to gloat at him??? I have to say, this conversation ia actually realistic without the awareness of the writers... Fury is trying to create a solution whilst the woman just wants to keep on being unhelpful and waste time by only chosing insults and vain gloating just to randomly tell him that she's better than him for no reason and she ignores making a solution for this very important information to be critically disclosed at pedantic and detailed length, solutions be damned, this is way more important than an invasion by aliens... No professionalism and this is the behavior of a Disney villain not someone to root for... He's not even responding like a real human would and the woman keeps repeating hwr point in different insults, and except he is her subordinate, no human should be sitting down there taking this silently like a whipped dog with no retort or even sign of anger, frustration or exhaustion like a real person would in this conversation... This isn't a real conversation and these are not real people, they're just loud speakers for the writers real world gripes and agenda so the characters are currently deviod of life and are not currently humans...

    • @jakobbraun5180
      @jakobbraun5180 Год назад +1

      @@ReinoldFZ My brother and i sacrificed the rare time we can spend together to watch Picard, but after some episodes, we decided to stop. This show was not worth our time.

  • @Imthesoulofthes
    @Imthesoulofthes Год назад +46

    Nick: ‘Hey Gurdians, Know any planets where the Skrulls can live on?’
    Peter: ‘Now that you mention it…There is Titan.’
    Nick ‘Titan?’
    Peter: ‘Yeah, That Titan. Thanos’s Homeworld, It’s completely abandoned. Funny thing is, It’s Atmosphere is completely liveable considering it’s off its Axes.’
    Nick: ‘Well, As long as it’s Safe…Any other Problems I need to know about?’
    Peter: ‘Yeah, It’s covered Head to toe with Debris. It Could be protected from Space trash using Shields.’
    Nick: ‘Great, We’ll take it. I’ll take a Few Skrull Scouts to check it out.’
    Peter: ‘Yeah, Take Thor. He could clean out the Debris in no time and show you Around.’
    Nick: ‘Thanks Peter, I owe you one.’
    Peter: ‘Yeah, It’s all cool. Just keep an Eye on my Grandpa for me.’
    Boom, You looking for this?

    • @alvin2021
      @alvin2021 Год назад +1

      I dont think so, that planet's gravity was wack, had floating debris everywhere, be impossible to build anything

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater Год назад

      @@alvin2021 They could find a way, the point here is that he could easily find another planet instead of copying Doctor Who 'Zygon on Earth' plot.
      "Just put all the shape shifting refugees on Earth, what could possibly go wrong?"

    • @aslfire3710
      @aslfire3710 Год назад

      No, thats bullshit

    • @alexpowers5117
      @alexpowers5117 Год назад +2

      With all the tech superheroes possess I don’t think it a problem to make titan habitat

  • @tabithaprovan957
    @tabithaprovan957 Год назад +56

    I have an idea: what if we took every single likeable IP/male character ever, and brought them back for new movies and shows wherein they're emasculated, humiliated, insulted, and rendered useless by an unlikeable, preachy know-it-all female character who's perfect at everything?
    What if we did that WITH EVERY SINGLE IP WE OWNED--EVERY SINGLE ONE!!! WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT?!!?

    • @DeadlyPlatypus
      @DeadlyPlatypus Год назад +10

      The cultural vandalism IS the point.

    • @tabithaprovan957
      @tabithaprovan957 Год назад +11

      @@DeadlyPlatypus the cinematic equivalent of brutalism, sans the utilitarian capabilities.

    • @DeadlyPlatypus
      @DeadlyPlatypus Год назад

      ​@tabithaprovan957 Well, it's more to demoralize you.
      The Marxists/Socialists succeed either way.
      Either they are able to take over the IP and use it to indoctrinate you and others through it.
      Or you manage to discern that they've taken it over and you stop loving it. In that way, they deny it to you.
      At no point does the original purpose (entertainment) stand, unlike Brutalism in architecture.

    • @AncientDragon101
      @AncientDragon101 Год назад +1

      If they could they would, its utter insanity in Hollywood.

    • @jimsteinmanfan80
      @jimsteinmanfan80 Год назад

      It would take money from somewhere else as those movies can't make a profit.

  • @nslater1388
    @nslater1388 Год назад +51

    I can only watch shows these days with Disparu. The man is single handedly keeping me sane.

  • @michaelfields7088
    @michaelfields7088 Год назад +170

    What is Disneys obsession with our male heroes being broken losers with very little character arc? Like imagine if Nick Fury was a woman. Then it would be a narrative of how great she is and she is only broken because of how great she is. It's the same tired trope every time by Disney. Calling it now: Brie Larson showing up somewhere in this series.

    • @DeadlyPlatypus
      @DeadlyPlatypus Год назад

      Cultural vandalism to advance Marxism/Socialism.

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 Год назад +26

      He'll be a woman after this show is finished. I'm calling it right now.
      By the end of this show, Fury will have passed his legacy on to some undeserving young FEMALE character nobody cares about or even remembered until now.... OH NO IT'S GONNA BE THE FUCKING DAUGHTER! GODS DAMN IT!

    • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 Год назад +6

      ​@@haku8135surrogate daughter

    • @michaelfields7088
      @michaelfields7088 Год назад +18

      I hear the reason why Blade didnt get made was because Blade is supposed to die and the audience is supposed to cheer for his daughter being his replacement.

    • @JoshuaKevinPerry
      @JoshuaKevinPerry Год назад +6

      The message

  • @Spartan852
    @Spartan852 Год назад +16

    On top of Fury getting standard leading male treatment, I also feel bad for Cobie Smulders' character Hill. She was Fury's highly competent and trusted right hand. Here she's mean and ungrateful to Fury, gets her ass kicked and is so bad at being an agent she falls for the oldest shapeshifting trick in the book.

  • @joesmutz9287
    @joesmutz9287 Год назад +74

    First Gotham Knights gets canceled, and then this comes out without even being interestingly bad
    Poor Disparu sounds so tired and sad

    • @fictiontheorizer4253
      @fictiontheorizer4253 Год назад +10

      Gotham Knights was just too good for Hollyweird.
      "How dare Duala be regarded as mildly interesting! This means cancelation!"

    • @Rar830
      @Rar830 Год назад +2

      The loss of Willow really did a number on him, but at least he’s getting Velma.

    • @toolegittoquit_001
      @toolegittoquit_001 Год назад +2

      A Welfare check is required

    • @Dominic-Decoco
      @Dominic-Decoco Год назад

      You guys are seriously upset that Gotham Knights got canceled? Didn’t think anyone liked that show

    • @tamasrehany6532
      @tamasrehany6532 Год назад +3

      @@Dominic-Decoco We dont like the show. We like Disparus reviews of the show.

  • @Seomus
    @Seomus Год назад +46

    So they're saying that we just left nuclear reactors with nuclear materials in them and not watch over them? They still watch over cherynobl. And unless there was an accident, there's no radiation in a nuclear plant that you have to worry about. Plus, if they set off a dirty bomb, chemist can figure out which plant it came from since every reactor has quirks to it and the exact chemical composition, the various elements and byproducts, will vary enough that you can tell where it's from.

    • @johnnycrown5097
      @johnnycrown5097 Год назад +4

      So, she abducted him just to gloat at him??? I have to say, this conversation ia actually realistic without the awareness of the writers... Fury is trying to create a solution whilst the woman just wants to keep on being unhelpful and waste time by only chosing insults and vain gloating just to randomly tell him that she's better than him for no reason and she ignores making a solution for this very important information to be critically disclosed at pedantic and detailed length, solutions be damned, this is way more important than an invasion by aliens... No professionalism and this is the behavior of a Disney villain not someone to root for... He's not even responding like a real human would and the woman keeps repeating hwr point in different insults, and except he is her subordinate, no human should be sitting down there taking this silently like a whipped dog with no retort or even sign of anger, frustration or exhaustion like a real person would in this conversation... This isn't a real conversation and these are not real people, they're just loud speakers for the writers real world gripes and agenda so the characters are currently deviod of life and are not currently humans...

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Год назад +4

      The writers did no research at all. All they did was brainstorm things they remember from a Tom Clancy spy novel and episodes of 24.

    • @Seomus
      @Seomus Год назад +1

      @@johnnycrown5097 Yep.

    • @Seomus
      @Seomus Год назад +1

      @@chazzitz-wh4ly I'm not convinced these writers could stand that much "toxic" masculinity to watch an episode of 24

    • @johnnycrown5097
      @johnnycrown5097 Год назад +1

      @@chazzitz-wh4ly yeah right these people read tom Clancy and watched 24... They would have started a protest in their house... They googled secret intelligence shows on Google and read the summaries of episodes of 24 on Wikipedia... And probably still did a protest in their homes after scheming through them... That's why their memories of it are fuzzy...

  • @thepluraloffishisfish
    @thepluraloffishisfish Год назад +33

    So happy that Disparu has something so soon after the tragic news about Gotham Knights.

    • @toolegittoquit_001
      @toolegittoquit_001 Год назад +2

      So much for our concern about his ongoing mental health

  • @g-mandacomicfan350
    @g-mandacomicfan350 Год назад +179

    "Thanos changed" Fury you say? Because he showed him that "there was always someone stronger to undermine" him you say? REALLY? NO SHIT.
    Fury knew that already. He assembled a team comprised of almost entirely people who were stronger than him. Hell, that was a REQUIREMENT FOR ADMISSION. "A group of extraordinary people... to fight the battles that we never could."
    And guess what? Fury STILL managed to treat em all like his bitches. He was literally two of 'em's boss, he kept a cool head amid a Hulk attack, he stood up to Thor TO HIS FACE several times, he got Cap back in the game and he was the first guy we ever saw give as good as he got when it came to verbal sparring with Tony freakin Stark.
    I'm only 13 minutes in and I already hate this.
    EDIT: Also, despite it being the joke fix everyone threw around for all the times characters acted out of character in Phase 4+, I can see it actually being the case this time so yeah, I'm gonna call it now cuz it feels VERY likely: This Fury being a Skrull is gonna be their big "twist" ending.

    • @soldatdaniels8738
      @soldatdaniels8738 Год назад +13

      Tell em' Comrade!!

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 Год назад +39

      "Why are you making super weapons?"
      "Because of him" *points to Thor*
      "When he showed up, he proved Earth is hopelessly outgunned."
      FURY ALREADY KNEW HIS ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET WASN'T AT THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN, THAT'S WHY HE MADE THE AVENGERS!

    • @g-mandacomicfan350
      @g-mandacomicfan350 Год назад +19

      @@haku8135 EXACTLY my point. The reason they exist at all is cuz Fury knew there were threats stronger than him so he needed people on his side who were stonger than him too. It's just being basically pragmatic. Fury always knew he was a very vulnerable player... and he still smack talked and threatened a mass murdering norse god to his face. He had an iron will and balls of steel.

    • @lordhelwintr283
      @lordhelwintr283 Год назад +18

      @@g-mandacomicfan350the writers don’t know how a MAN like Fury acts and thinks. They only know how a weak man acts from there echo chamber lives

    • @g-mandacomicfan350
      @g-mandacomicfan350 Год назад +2

      @@lordhelwintr283 That and what I also assume was just not watching the MCU up to this point. I doubt they had seen anything more than Captain Marvel and a few clips of Talos/Fury from FFH.

  • @jasoncoward-aintscared
    @jasoncoward-aintscared Год назад +36

    This feels like Disney is purposefully using the exact opposite approach to Fury as Derek Kolstad did John Wick. People describe Wick as a supernatural entity. Disney's dialogue sounds like it was written by SLJ's ex that has held in the bitterness and hate for 50 years, and we are witnessing the "fury" of this character assassination.

    • @johnnycrown5097
      @johnnycrown5097 Год назад

      😂😂😂

    • @johnnycrown5097
      @johnnycrown5097 Год назад +1

      So, she abducted him just to gloat at him??? I have to say, this conversation ia actually realistic without the awareness of the writers... Fury is trying to create a solution whilst the woman just wants to keep on being unhelpful and waste time by only chosing insults and vain gloating just to randomly tell him that she's better than him for no reason and she ignores making a solution for this very important information to be critically disclosed at pedantic and detailed length, solutions be damned, this is way more important than an invasion by aliens... No professionalism and this is the behavior of a Disney villain not someone to root for... He's not even responding like a real human would and the woman keeps repeating hwr point in different insults, and except he is her subordinate, no human should be sitting down there taking this silently like a whipped dog with no retort or even sign of anger, frustration or exhaustion like a real person would in this conversation... This isn't a real conversation and these are not real people, they're just loud speakers for the writers real world gripes and agenda so the characters are currently deviod of life and are not currently humans...

  • @Uzarran
    @Uzarran Год назад +15

    "There are only a few of them..."
    There were only FOUR Changelings on Earth during DS9 and they caused so much chaos across the planet.
    Four.

  • @WildDancer101
    @WildDancer101 Год назад +51

    I was wondering how Nick Fury got his injured eye, and the Captain Marvel movie gave the answer of an alien cat scratching it?!
    I never felt that disappointed.
    Samuel Jackson wanted Mace Windu not to die like a punk, and now the M She U wants Nick Fury to behave like TLA Luke?
    What the ding dong has been going on throughout the years?

    • @AncientDragon101
      @AncientDragon101 Год назад +11

      Funny that Samuel *L* Jackson complained about Mace Windu when he completely supports all this Disney/woke nonsense. He called the fans who didn't like Brie Larson's Captain Marvel as "incels"...
      I thought he was smarter than this, but guess not.

    • @veeclash4157
      @veeclash4157 Год назад +5

      It's super stupid. They never needed to explain the eyepatch. And when they did it just made it 10x worse. We assumed that it was some cool battle scar, now we have to think back to a stupid cat taking his eye! LOL Noooooo! stop RUINING the lore!!!

    • @johnnycrown5097
      @johnnycrown5097 Год назад +3

      So, she abducted him just to gloat at him??? I have to say, this conversation ia actually realistic without the awareness of the writers... Fury is trying to create a solution whilst the woman just wants to keep on being unhelpful and waste time by only chosing insults and vain gloating just to randomly tell him that she's better than him for no reason and she ignores making a solution for this very important information to be critically disclosed at pedantic and detailed length, solutions be damned, this is way more important than an invasion by aliens... No professionalism and this is the behavior of a Disney villain not someone to root for... He's not even responding like a real human would and the woman keeps repeating hwr point in different insults, and except he is her subordinate, no human should be sitting down there taking this silently like a whipped dog with no retort or even sign of anger, frustration or exhaustion like a real person would in this conversation... This isn't a real conversation and these are not real people, they're just loud speakers for the writers real world gripes and agenda so the characters are currently deviod of life and are not currently humans...

    • @Lord_Numpty
      @Lord_Numpty Год назад +2

      @@AncientDragon101 Turns out he defended Jussie Smollett as well. It's a shame, really.

    • @Lord_Numpty
      @Lord_Numpty Год назад +1

      @@Anoneemus_Noename Didn't even know he did one, mate. Honestly, was unaware he was a complete prat until the 'sexist fans' comment a few days ago.

  • @xipheonj
    @xipheonj Год назад +21

    It's funny that you mentioned Fury could be a Skrull, he literally was one Spider-Man: Far From Home, as was Maria Hill. They were put in place BY Nick Fury while he was fucking around in space. Does this show remember that?

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен Год назад

      Yes, they mentioned that he was in command of them.

    • @xipheonj
      @xipheonj Год назад +4

      @@Сайтамен Ya, I commented a bit early. This changes it into a different problem now, the entire core concept is now gone. It's no longer this terrifying secret that this mysterious enemy has infiltrated everywhere and no one can be trusted. Now it's yet another generic spy/action show. The enemy is known before the show even starts.
      Look at the whole bomb plot. How is that made any different by the enemy being Skrulls? It doesn't, just generic Disney/Marvel shlock.
      What's even worse, Hydra were better Skrulls. Hydra actually did infiltrate without anyone knowing about it until they revealed themselves, and they couldn't shapeshift! They're so incompetent they created their own better Secret Wars: Winter Soldier and Agents of Shield.

  • @DigimontamerB
    @DigimontamerB Год назад +35

    I knew this was a stupid idea because Captain Marvel already changed the Skrulls into something where this couldn't happen anymore.

  • @sukamadik5983
    @sukamadik5983 Год назад +32

    Don't mind me I'm just here to watch another Disney property crash and burn while we all point and laugh at it.

  • @seanfoltz7645
    @seanfoltz7645 Год назад +39

    I think they forgot that they changed Nick from white to black when they set out to deconstruct and destroy him and by the time someone got around to asking who was playing him, it was too late for them to rewrite everything.

    • @johnnycrown5097
      @johnnycrown5097 Год назад +2

      So, she abducted him just to gloat at him??? I have to say, this conversation ia actually realistic without the awareness of the writers... Fury is trying to create a solution whilst the woman just wants to keep on being unhelpful and waste time by only chosing insults and vain gloating just to randomly tell him that she's better than him for no reason and she ignores making a solution for this very important information to be critically disclosed at pedantic and detailed length, solutions be damned, this is way more important than an invasion by aliens... No professionalism and this is the behavior of a Disney villain not someone to root for... He's not even responding like a real human would and the woman keeps repeating hwr point in different insults, and except he is her subordinate, no human should be sitting down there taking this silently like a whipped dog with no retort or even sign of anger, frustration or exhaustion like a real person would in this conversation... This isn't a real conversation and these are not real people, they're just loud speakers for the writers real world gripes and agenda so the characters are currently deviod of life and are not currently humans...

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater Год назад +2

      No, I think they finally decided that being a man no matter the race is a problem.

  • @FOF275
    @FOF275 Год назад +11

    A beloved male character is brought back, made weak and pathetic and humiliated by modern Disney? No way

    • @Qliphoth888
      @Qliphoth888 Год назад

      I think y'all need to chill a bit lol

    • @hammerofscience534
      @hammerofscience534 Год назад

      LOL until when? Until ball male characters are simply removed from Disney!?
      Nah its long past time to chill, it time to watch it burn down and laugh our asses off.

    • @Qliphoth888
      @Qliphoth888 Год назад

      @hammerofscience534 No I thought it was funny
      I don't think your wrong

  • @manoz6194
    @manoz6194 Год назад +306

    How can anyone respect Samuel Jackson after that laughable story with Brie Larson and the "damage" she took from Trump

    • @Ashkihyena
      @Ashkihyena Год назад +62

      And calling people incels.

    • @michaelsegriff3362
      @michaelsegriff3362 Год назад

      He’s a sh** bird, like the rest of them. Tired of looking at him and hearing his brain dead leftist nonsense.

    • @jonathanbrown7250
      @jonathanbrown7250 Год назад +35

      Just because an actor is good at reading stuff other people wrote doesn't make them brilliant

    • @BrcRosa
      @BrcRosa Год назад +62

      I'm more bothered he thinks half the country is full of the racists who used to be hateful to him during segregation. Does he think segregation ended and he became one of the most famous wealthy actors because half of us are racist. I think most people don't care where your ancestors lived before you came here. 😊

    • @lek1223
      @lek1223 Год назад +8

      @@BrcRosa Half of your country votes on a facist political party so uh, i dont think its far fetched to think they are racist as well... but turns out, there is a big world out there and you dont actually NEED more than half to be very succesful and rich, im sure a few houndred millions that love him is good enough to go down as a success, even if a few houndred million losers are very small persons

  • @dk-vision
    @dk-vision Год назад +35

    Can the Skrulls imitat their cloth? I thought they can't. If not, how can they change their outfit so fast? And another question, why don't they change their form to a better, stronger "fighter" .

    • @HSuper_Lee
      @HSuper_Lee Год назад +9

      Because they're already pushing the artists in the cgi dungeons as much as they can and they lack the imagination to come up with new applications of superpowers.

    • @trentparrish9401
      @trentparrish9401 Год назад +4

      @@HSuper_Leecould the bad cgi be a cry for help from the cgi artists in the basement? They’re just down there screaming for help in their underpaid and malnutrition prison?

    • @johnnycrown5097
      @johnnycrown5097 Год назад +2

      So, she abducted him just to gloat at him??? I have to say, this conversation ia actually realistic without the awareness of the writers... Fury is trying to create a solution whilst the woman just wants to keep on being unhelpful and waste time by only chosing insults and vain gloating just to randomly tell him that she's better than him for no reason and she ignores making a solution for this very important information to be critically disclosed at pedantic and detailed length, solutions be damned, this is way more important than an invasion by aliens... No professionalism and this is the behavior of a Disney villain not someone to root for... He's not even responding like a real human would and the woman keeps repeating hwr point in different insults, and except he is her subordinate, no human should be sitting down there taking this silently like a whipped dog with no retort or even sign of anger, frustration or exhaustion like a real person would in this conversation... This isn't a real conversation and these are not real people, they're just loud speakers for the writers real world gripes and agenda so the characters are currently deviod of life and are not currently humans...

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 Год назад +1

      @@trentparrish9401 Nah. It just turns out that when you punish them constantly and feed them little while belittling them and setting impossible deadlines, the quality of their work breaks down. No matter how much you whip them, slaves have this pesky physical limits that keep getting in the way. Any Dungeon Keeper or Overlord will tell you that.

  • @BklynBabe
    @BklynBabe Год назад +11

    I just want Nick Fury to say "Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!" preferably uncensored...

  • @curethedarkness
    @curethedarkness Год назад +16

    Making Nick Fury seem old and useless could actually work in the hands of better writers. He is a spy and could be pretending to be washed up so his enemies underestimate him and let their guard down. His allies who are in on it could be told to ridicule him constantly so any Skrull who may have infiltrated their ranks believe this to be the truth. However for that to work you would need to allude to it in the first episode, have him really play up the limp and lack of confidence until one moment where he acts with extreme competence but only for a moment or two, just enough to have audiences questioning if he is as shit as they say he is.
    Imagine Revenge of the Sith where Yoda is hobbling around on his walking stick only to surprise everyone with his insane acrobatics and combat prowess, only to hobble away again afterwards. Something like that but less silly could work really well in a show that is about spies and manipulating the information that your enemy has access to.

  • @sonicrush44
    @sonicrush44 Год назад +34

    You know what makes this funny and sad at the same time? A cartoon covered Secret Invasion at the final episode of season 1 and roughly the first half of season 2 and it still did a better job than these writers did.

    • @amazingfan15
      @amazingfan15 Год назад +8

      Avengers EMH, right? such a good show, gone too soon

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Год назад +1

      Had more thriller elements than this spy flick trash spinoff.

  • @dudepool7530
    @dudepool7530 Год назад +25

    I was sad that Gotham Knights was canceled.
    I'm glad to see Disney stepped up to the plate, so I can continue to enjoy the content of Disparu 😂

    • @ilfirinms
      @ilfirinms Год назад

      That's why I am looking for ROP2, the critics were never better.

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater Год назад

      Gotham Knights was cancelled?!

  • @kronos1794
    @kronos1794 Год назад +10

    The entire Skrull threat was undercut when you made them misunderstood refugees instead of half of a war between 2 powerful intergalactic civilizations. Just another element Captain Marvel ruined.

  • @GYTCommnts
    @GYTCommnts Год назад +4

    - Hey, how many nuclear power plants are abandoned in the entire world?
    - 3.
    - Man, that's a difficult search!

  • @erichtomanek4739
    @erichtomanek4739 Год назад +10

    Disparu:
    The Hero we didn't know we needed.
    He who watches what should not be watched.

  • @thenecrophymm6591
    @thenecrophymm6591 Год назад +9

    Oh fantastic! I was worried that losing the Disparu's Gotham Knights reviews would leave me without a favorite show. This is going to be so much better!
    I predict Disparu's reviews of this show will have more viewers than the actual show by episode 3.

  • @charlescaulkins8306
    @charlescaulkins8306 Год назад +15

    Frankly Secret Invasions was so secret, I didn't even know it was a thing until yesterday. Is that good?

  • @jacobfreshwater3162
    @jacobfreshwater3162 Год назад +33

    jesus your commentary on a tv show i have no interest in or understanding of had me in tears of laughter 2 minutes in, you're hilarious dude keep it up

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 Год назад

      I mean, have you seen him talk about the BBC? O-o'

  • @spiderleenie
    @spiderleenie Год назад +7

    Nick Fury was destroyed the second the MCU showed that he lost his eye because of a fucking cat scratch.
    I'm not even disappointed. My rock bottom expectations have been met with what I've heard about this show.

  • @vader1a
    @vader1a Год назад +10

    Out of the millions of planets they couldn't find one, Christ didn't Titan from infinity war still have a breathable atmosphere?
    Surely they could have gone to that and maybe terraformed it to their liking.

  • @forestflyer8524
    @forestflyer8524 Год назад +11

    Don’t get your way, blow stuff up? Sounds like Falcon and the Winter Soldier.

  • @Vertical_Horizons
    @Vertical_Horizons Год назад +11

    "Enough is enough! I have had with these mothaf****** Skrulls on this mothaf***** planet!"

  • @paulrouleau1972
    @paulrouleau1972 Год назад +9

    Nick Fury: Agent of Shame, featuring an antagonist with daddy issues and a mocked and humiliated protagonist. Another great job Disney Marvel!

  • @robertlewis6915
    @robertlewis6915 Год назад +3

    7:58 The writers haven't seen a man in years; they live in a world full of trans 'men', feminists, and soy bois.

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Год назад +45

    Nick Furious with 'incels.'

  • @S4ns
    @S4ns Год назад +8

    So, the writers had one sentence: "What if Nick Fury was old and useless" and turned it into an entire show.
    Disney can't burn fast enough.

  • @VioletAeonSnowfield
    @VioletAeonSnowfield Год назад +38

    It's so frustrating that the Blip only gets to be a plot point sometimes. Over half of the Phase 4 properties either made no mention of the Blip whatsoever or only ever gave it a partial mention.
    There was a point in time where we were told the focal point of Phase 4 was going to be all about the Blip and its aftereffects. So much wasted potential.
    EDIT: I feel like if I was a rebellious shapeshifting alien, I wouldn't join a rebellion so much as just kill and replace someone that both has a better life but also is unimportant to organizations like SHIELD/SWORD.

    • @srichael2713
      @srichael2713 Год назад +1

      Hypothesis: they're trying to distance themselves from the "less or no woke" MCU era so that their Woke MCU doesn't get overshadowed.

    • @johnnycrown5097
      @johnnycrown5097 Год назад

      So, she abducted him just to gloat at him??? I have to say, this conversation ia actually realistic without the awareness of the writers... Fury is trying to create a solution whilst the woman just wants to keep on being unhelpful and waste time by only chosing insults and vain gloating just to randomly tell him that she's better than him for no reason and she ignores making a solution for this very important information to be critically disclosed at pedantic and detailed length, solutions be damned, this is way more important than an invasion by aliens... No professionalism and this is the behavior of a Disney villain not someone to root for... He's not even responding like a real human would and the woman keeps repeating hwr point in different insults, and except he is her subordinate, no human should be sitting down there taking this silently like a whipped dog with no retort or even sign of anger, frustration or exhaustion like a real person would in this conversation... This isn't a real conversation and these are not real people, they're just loud speakers for the writers real world gripes and agenda so the characters are currently deviod of life and are not currently humans...

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Год назад

      Everything just went on as normal. Some minor groups here and there and a few throwaway comments. Would have been nice to watch the recovery and who wins/loses and how that motivates heroes and villains.

    • @devin6079
      @devin6079 Год назад +1

      @@johnnycrown5097I’m tired of seeing your comment everywhere lol

  • @Kal_g
    @Kal_g Год назад +18

    Welcome to the season premiere of "Disparu losing his mind".

  • @aaronalbertson8670
    @aaronalbertson8670 Год назад +5

    Did I miss something about the blip? I thought those blipped lost no time, like they were there one minute, then back the next. So what could have happened to Nick Fury during the blip that changed him if there was nothing to go through?

  • @chriswolfe351
    @chriswolfe351 Год назад +6

    I'm pretty sure spook was once an insult against black people or something, but I'm also pretty sure no one has unironically been called that as a racial slur for longer than I've been alive, and I'm forty.

    • @johnkeck307
      @johnkeck307 Год назад

      I'm in my mid-fifties and I remember it coming up from time to time in my youth. It was very much a slur. I can see where Disparu might not have heard it before, though.

  • @tostitochumpy
    @tostitochumpy Год назад +13

    What choice did they have, he's a male Disney character.

  • @Zeburaman2005
    @Zeburaman2005 Год назад +5

    My biggest question is: what does any of this have to do with Secret Invasion? The whole point of the original was that no-one was aware it was ongoing, nor who the Skrulls impostors were, since they were themselves unaware of their Skrull identity to evade detection. And the point of making Nick Fury its pivotal character was that he had turned paranoia into a weaponised art form, so to speak. How does any of this gel with the MCU’s lazy “Skrulls are poor misunderstood refugees” metaphor? Has Marvel already spent all its “weird skin colour alien is a villain” points on the Thanos non-player character creation sheet?

  • @Alexander-lc7dx
    @Alexander-lc7dx Год назад +11

    I love how Disparu looks like he literally just rolled out of bed and got straight to recording. MVP 👏👏👏

  • @mikavirtanen7029
    @mikavirtanen7029 Год назад +4

    Real Nick Fury was created by Lee/Kirby and given legendary status by Jim Steranko, and he was a cigar chomping white guy with bad attitude and grey temples. This "Nick Fury" has always been just a pathetic "Ultimate" reimagining. Nick Fury -Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D (1963-2012) R.I.P.

  • @pacifist11
    @pacifist11 Год назад +10

    Pacific Rim a big dumb robots vs monsters movie at least started with video showing the devastation so we have something to entertain and engage us. Disney can't even afford to do that anymore.
    Hell time to go back and watch it again. It's held up as opposed to all this crap TV and movies for the last decade.

  • @DropBearJroc
    @DropBearJroc Год назад +4

    So since Fury was near the explosion of 3 dirty bombs, wouldn't he be completely irradiated?

  • @garyaudine3327
    @garyaudine3327 Год назад +5

    It's really a shame what they are doing to their legacy characters. Saying to Nick Fury's face, "You're not ready for this," multiple times is just sad. Oh my God, Nick Fury swallowed his pride when they needed to put down SHIELD in CA: Winter Soldier, and he faced the fact that they couldn't rebuild it again. He knows that there are other lifeforms in the universe besides humans, and then his longtime protégé/assistant/partner Maria Hill of all people suddenly tells him that he is not ready for anything. The decontruction of male characters in Disney is really appaling.

  • @madginger3634
    @madginger3634 Год назад +3

    Dude that's Maria Hill from the Avengers and Agents of Shield.

  • @pigglypoof
    @pigglypoof Год назад +25

    A moment of silence for the souls who were excited to see this storyline in live action
    Disappointed is probably an understatement

    • @ajclements4627
      @ajclements4627 Год назад +2

      Yeah, I was hoping for at least a half hearted attempt at the original story. Silly me I guess.

    • @cristela4034
      @cristela4034 Год назад

      I never read the comics and I was still disappointed. The premise seemed so cool, and yet the show looks so boring.

  • @billybadass3056
    @billybadass3056 Год назад +52

    no Disparu... the term Spook is also a derogatory term used to describe bp that I believe came from the 40's...

    • @Russ0107
      @Russ0107 Год назад +6

      it's not just that though, it also is a term for any undercover agents like CIA agents or DHS agents, so you absolutely can use it and should.

    • @Ashakat42
      @Ashakat42 Год назад +9

      It has multiple meanings.
      1. Ghost
      2. Spy
      3. Derogatory term for a black person.

    • @billybadass3056
      @billybadass3056 Год назад +1

      @@Russ0107 hence why I used the word *also* in my explanation.....

    • @Russ0107
      @Russ0107 Год назад

      @@billybadass3056 I was more saying you can use it and should towards the show, which seems to be implying that non-blacks shouldn't use the word spook which is funny because I knew once you limit a group of people to 1 word, it would grow into multiple words and soon it will be a whole block of language that only certain groups of people can use.

  • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
    @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 Год назад +21

    5 decades ago they managed to make a standalone movie about a whole group of old guys both baddass and poignant. And that movie went on to inspire the red dead series

  • @nicholastotoro7721
    @nicholastotoro7721 Год назад +9

    Continuing Disney’s tradition of turning men into mice. The did the same with Talos, as well.

  • @melissar4612
    @melissar4612 Год назад +6

    I literally didn't even know this show was coming. I heard nothing about it until you and other RUclipsrs mentioned it.

  • @richardbaylis9150
    @richardbaylis9150 Год назад +2

    I'm so glad you watched this so I don't have to. Hearing that Fury was back I had hoped that Disney would change the awful treatment given to him in the Craptain Marvel movie and we'd get an awesome show with Fury saving the planet again, etc. Instead we get a half arsed show with so many ludicrous plot holes that you point out in your video. When my free period for Disney+ ends courtesy of a Samsung Phone upgrade I won't be paying to extend it, that's for sure.

  • @DeathSongoftheThreeStorms
    @DeathSongoftheThreeStorms Год назад +4

    22:54 how fitting that fight takes place in a dark area, so the audience can't see the obvious stunt doubles.

  • @jerrydethomas8058
    @jerrydethomas8058 Год назад +1

    it's like walking into a car-tire dealership, paying top-dollar and end up getting rethread tires...and the threads are already well worn out...no thanks, I'll just walk...

  • @Lwiis64
    @Lwiis64 Год назад +4

    The Fury depicted in Captain Marvel completely killed his aura. This show is merely just dragging the corpse.
    Remember when we all thought Fury was a badass super spy with a mysterious and intriguing past? Yeah... Those were the good ol' days.

  • @sometimesfriendly9839
    @sometimesfriendly9839 Год назад +3

    "Can you imagine traveling across space, invading an entire planet and still ending up in Slough?"🤣 Probably better than any of the lines in the show.

  • @nadilenebudski
    @nadilenebudski Год назад +5

    As an American, our tea does indeed taste like dirty dish water.

    • @jakobbraun5180
      @jakobbraun5180 Год назад

      at least it is not taxed by the british 😂

  • @samblack5313
    @samblack5313 Год назад +2

    “Imagine a world where information can’t be trusted”
    -Disney, as subtle as ever

  • @Milton2k
    @Milton2k Год назад +3

    12:41 I don't think Fury activated the owl, but placed a bug on the eye.

  • @MrDecelles
    @MrDecelles Год назад +7

    The director was chosen because of his race, not his talent. .. I said it.
    Guy has nothing of note in his portfolio
    And the show is an excuse to talk about representation and immigrants. This is DOA for me.

  • @killcat1971
    @killcat1971 Год назад +9

    Can't wait till Nick is saved by a strong independent woman.

    • @grambo4436
      @grambo4436 Год назад

      Its Wamen because they are irrational, condescending narcissistic manipulative and let alone tend to gaslight.

    • @jakobbraun5180
      @jakobbraun5180 Год назад +1

      We won‘t even know what she sacrificed! 😂

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 Год назад +2

    This is the dumbest conflict ever.
    The Skrulls are an advanced alien race up there with the Kree and Nova Corp. Why in the blue hell do they need Earth to give them a new planet and by what authority would we be able to do so?!

  • @jimsteinmanfan80
    @jimsteinmanfan80 Год назад +4

    "Please the audience"? The lastest tv-show in the MCU was She-hulk and that must have been intended to alienate the majority of it's audience, the ones who are not stunning and brave, so I would suspect that this is their goal here too.

  • @bletheringfool
    @bletheringfool Год назад +8

    I'm getting a bit sick of all these shows that come out and have the same trope. Now I grant you, if they had done this 10 years ago, Samuel L Jackson would be the man to play washed up old man well. But it would have been fresh. Now the only way decent male actors can get a lead role is if they are shat upon by most of the cast. It is incredibly boring.

  • @jimmyfrench4722
    @jimmyfrench4722 Год назад +3

    The bomb(s) went off pretty close. They were supposed to be dirty bombs. They don’t seem worried about that. Guess that goes back to they (the writers) must think “dirty bomb” is a bomb in need of a bath.

  • @chriswood1054
    @chriswood1054 Год назад

    @Disparu ..16:30... For the record, it's fairly easy to get imported Yorkshire Gold! Hell I can even get you Heinz baked beans for your toast.... the problem is scones....IMPOSSIBLE to get scones except in Seattle area.

  • @martin6181
    @martin6181 Год назад +5

    There are a couple of things that they could develop into something interesting:
    1) The Nick Fury not being what he was before the Blip, that he is a "new" Nick Fury. What if he actually has been changed somehow, that he isn't the same person as he was before, that could turn into an interesting side story.
    2) What happend to Martin Freeman's "real" character? Is he dead (probably, they can't afford him) or is he held prisoner somewhere?
    Then again it's Disney so I have no expectations. On that note I had no expectations going in so I thought it was a passable first episode, however MCU has a tendency to disappoint sooner or later. Someone called it the "Andor of Marvel" and that's a pretty suitable description of it.
    Oh, and why would it be a problem if every Skrull looked like Kate Beckinsale..? That's a show I'd like to see😉

  • @donalddeluxe6407
    @donalddeluxe6407 Год назад +8

    So they are destroying nick fury for getting snapped out of existence that was out of his control and because he was making defenses for earth and that carol is still useless as ever in which she hardly ever helps when there is something serious happening on earth and the only way to communicate to her is a damn pager.

  • @kakashidragon87
    @kakashidragon87 Год назад +3

    While theyre doing a parody of all these stories, they should have one scroll tell another to become Nick Fury and he turns into David Hasselhoff.

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people6510 Год назад +1

    Not only is he lucky he brought his infrared glasses, he's also really lucky that the laws of physics conveniently changed to eliminate all other infrared light. All heat is absent from the world and the sun suddenly lacks half its light wavelength.

  • @zashimi1345
    @zashimi1345 Год назад +5

    Weird how it's Nick Fury fault for not being able to give the Skrulls some where to live when the space travelling Captain Marvel would probably be able to find somewhere for them to go and considering she probably killed alot of them even though yes she was tricked, should still be something to give back to them.

  • @Harrier1982
    @Harrier1982 Год назад +1

    I’m just really confused as to how Argentina apparently attack Colombia considering there serval thousand miles away from each of and then for Colombia to attack the Philippines which is on the other side of the world.

  • @EricFeldmann
    @EricFeldmann Год назад +4

    yea in the comics shield agents have the best equipment on the world, most of it designed and constructed by tony stark, much of which was alien tech from the many visits to earth by the aliens that have been fought by the superheroes.

  • @ninjanibba4259
    @ninjanibba4259 Год назад +4

    If there's not a Darius Kincaid level of badassary (Hitmans Bodyguard 1) I'm going rage so much, Samuel is physically capable for action at his age, there's just no excuses if he doesn't get treatment of him being the best but older

  • @mamunestor
    @mamunestor Год назад +3

    If the Skrulls are living in an irradiated area, you could track them by the radiation the have on them from living in radiation. 😂

  • @JustayoungBBCliving
    @JustayoungBBCliving Год назад +2

    No he has a doggy knee because astronauts say once they get back to earth their perception of balance is different the body feels heavier than it was in space

  • @DensilGrant
    @DensilGrant Год назад +7

    Ah disparu where we can watch all our "favorite" shows for free 😄

  • @gallendugall8913
    @gallendugall8913 Год назад +1

    Yes, tea in the US is terrible because the most popular blend is "Tea Warehouse Floor Sweepings" and I'm serious - it has the pungent bouquet of forklift tires. This is gradually changing, there are some nice british (same blend as Yorkshire Red) and russian blends commonly available, but if you go somewhere and all they serve is "tea" then it is warehouse floor sweepings.