Casually Explained: The Club

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  • @TheVulpesh
    @TheVulpesh 5 лет назад +12685

    I love how he causally left his jacket.

  • @swoozie
    @swoozie 8 лет назад +15353

    I'm hype that I'm not the only one who takes their etch-a-sketch to da club

  • @IceDragon978
    @IceDragon978 8 лет назад +4160

    "I always try to pace myself by not having enough money"
    Hits waaaaaay too close to home lmao

    • @jarrettstork9883
      @jarrettstork9883 5 лет назад +39

      You don’t necessarily need money to get trashed at a bar. I once had $0 on me but throughout the night I just swiped drinks left on the bar when nobody was looking haha

    • @johnjohnson201
      @johnjohnson201 5 лет назад +69

      Jarrett Stork that’s disgusting... Good way to get hepatitis or herpes.

    • @jarrettstork9883
      @jarrettstork9883 5 лет назад +5

      John Johnson well most of them were untouched lol, they were just sitting at the bar and the people who ordered them had their backs turned

    • @losenge
      @losenge 5 лет назад +73

      i expect nothing less from a guy named jarrett

    • @jarrettstork9883
      @jarrettstork9883 5 лет назад +1

      aj ً why is that? I don’t even go by that name most of the time actually

  • @ckcv44
    @ckcv44 3 года назад +2203

    "When you're getting a drink, always try to remember:
    Too much and you will make a fool of yourself,
    Not enough and you'll remember."
    *Words to live by*

    • @daisy-mm3vk
      @daisy-mm3vk 2 года назад +15

      I'll choose the first option, thank you very much.

    • @danellboy5757
      @danellboy5757 Год назад +1

      Remember what?

    • @danellboy5757
      @danellboy5757 3 месяца назад +1

      @Calmacalma11 I think I attempted to make a joke, saying that I couldn't remember because of the alcohol. But even future me is struggling to figure out what I meant.

  • @SplashAttackTCG
    @SplashAttackTCG 7 лет назад +4297

    "You can't expect someone to walk over and add value to your night if you don't add to theirs."
    *Wow, that was really deep and insightful. Thank you!*

    • @Goblin_Hands
      @Goblin_Hands 5 лет назад +73

      But it's rather difficult without buying them a drink...which means you're kinda a pushover if you do...and spoiling the overspoiled...is that even a good thing?

    • @BusinessWolf1
      @BusinessWolf1 3 года назад +24

      @@Goblin_Hands no, has nothing to do with that.

    • @jordant.teeterson3100
      @jordant.teeterson3100 2 года назад +9

      Congrats your incellism is cured.

    • @azul1964
      @azul1964 2 года назад +1

      I add value with my face... sadly only 1 time a girl invited me to join their dancing team - the percentage of really pretty girls in clubs are similar to that of in a shopping mall

    • @egg-iu3fe
      @egg-iu3fe 2 года назад +14

      but then you're adding value to someone else's night when they didn't add any value to yours

  • @Soniti1324
    @Soniti1324 7 лет назад +6323

    "How do you dance?"
    Pretend like you're fighting invisible ninjas.
    Go forth to victory my child.

    • @TheUltimateEel
      @TheUltimateEel 7 лет назад +187

      This is good advice

    • @keegster7167
      @keegster7167 5 лет назад +60

      Soniti1324 That’s actually pretty good

    • @joaoleites94
      @joaoleites94 5 лет назад +381

      @@TheUltimateEel Until you roundhouse kick a girl in the face :(

    • @elton6031
      @elton6031 5 лет назад +32

      @@joaoleites94 this ^

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 5 лет назад +130

      @@joaoleites94 It s worse when you perform Scorpion s fatality on her.

  • @PeytonB
    @PeytonB 8 лет назад +3863

    I keep my finger on the space bar at all times so I don't miss subtle jokes in the video

  • @Don-tg1ns
    @Don-tg1ns 8 лет назад +4382

    i come here for laughs.. but i leave knowing that existence is pain and the only escape is death.

    • @mischiviousteefmonster3900
      @mischiviousteefmonster3900 8 лет назад +51

      ok have fun then you worthless peace of space

    • @Don-tg1ns
      @Don-tg1ns 8 лет назад +32

      Mad Donut kk👌

    • @sirbow2
      @sirbow2 8 лет назад +62

      Alright, Rick! I've had enough of your negativeness.

    • @beeznutz4351
      @beeznutz4351 7 лет назад +22

      Mad Donut Hey, you're wrong; his or her's organs could probably be sold for some cash.

    • @tony_5156
      @tony_5156 6 лет назад +8

      Buddhism be like:

  • @boizebra
    @boizebra 5 лет назад +5974

    Damn, there he goes with that Corona smh

    • @Yesso_real
      @Yesso_real 4 года назад +13

      Boi Zebra original.

    • @malumute
      @malumute 4 года назад +4

      LMAO

    • @glizzy9596
      @glizzy9596 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @GodOfChaos_HeXa
      @GodOfChaos_HeXa 4 года назад +100

      he made corona jokes before corona was a thing hes a god

    • @boizebra
      @boizebra 4 года назад +9

      Slap Happy Pappy it’s okay, I saw your laugh. Just happy I could make someone smile :)

  • @ILoveLyricsGirl22
    @ILoveLyricsGirl22 7 лет назад +254

    I'm fucking dead, "it checks all the warning boxes, one word misspelled..." the place I go clubbing literally has Disko-tek in the name

  • @NoCommentary-GP
    @NoCommentary-GP 8 лет назад +3437

    Casually Explained: One Night Stand

  • @powboy01
    @powboy01 8 лет назад +1435

    why do I feel a significant decrease in my low social skills when I watch your videos?

    • @AEO21Productions
      @AEO21Productions 8 лет назад +222

      self awareness and confidence are like opposites man. that's why alcohol makes you more confident, only because it diminishes self awareness and let's us act stupid without worrying about acting stupid.. so no worries, you'll be drunk at the club you won't realize your social skills are terrible!

    • @powboy01
      @powboy01 8 лет назад +21

      my comment wasn't very serious...I guess I'm starting the video and my subconscious tells me that I'll find an advice in the video, but I know consciously that his videos are pure sarcasm

    • @AD-su6jy
      @AD-su6jy 7 лет назад +8

      Albert Ochoa not always true

    • @Pattyobrien3
      @Pattyobrien3 6 лет назад +14

      It's comforting to be among our own kind.

    • @idontknow898
      @idontknow898 5 лет назад +13

      McLovin McBabies He actually does have legitimate info in his videos but he just presents it in a sarcastic, witty manner

  • @AdarshPandeyFilms
    @AdarshPandeyFilms 8 лет назад +8396

    The only way i can describe u is "God of subtle humour"

    • @SeanCameronD
      @SeanCameronD 8 лет назад +178

      No, he's definitely trying to be funny. He just succeeds, unlike other channels.

    • @Mediocartoons
      @Mediocartoons 8 лет назад +36

      He's the good type of funny. He's such a good comic that it doesn't seem like he's TRYING - but he is, trust me if he wasn't he'd upload whatever every day.(check me out tho)

    • @zakh1579
      @zakh1579 8 лет назад +32

      he is trying to be funny though and his humour is the kind of humour that sounds like he doesnt mean it in a funny way, but i do think he is rlly funny tho (hope u understood what i meant sry for my shit english)

    • @devibiswa9971
      @devibiswa9971 8 лет назад

      Baby song

    • @emporatikatrox
      @emporatikatrox 7 лет назад +30

      spotted the american

  • @wizardsensei2506
    @wizardsensei2506 5 лет назад +820

    I think “regret” is just Tinnitus.

    • @pavma7
      @pavma7 4 года назад +23

      So true man fucking underground metal concerts just shred your ears.

    • @leenevin8451
      @leenevin8451 4 года назад +35

      that's the joke

  • @stereopsych6381
    @stereopsych6381 5 лет назад +224

    I was wondering why I saw a guy with an etch-a-sketch the other day at the club.
    Now I understand....

  • @purefunguy
    @purefunguy 8 лет назад +1609

    He forgot to mention having a high expectation of hooking up with a girl in a tight outfit like in a Hollywood movies.

    • @evooff
      @evooff 8 лет назад +89

      It's true though. And if it hasn't happened yet, she just didn't drink enough, so get her even more drunk.

    • @domestic_sausage8643
      @domestic_sausage8643 8 лет назад +7

      yeah, i've only had that happen once, and it was with a friend of a friend lmao.

    • @beefmomma
      @beefmomma 6 лет назад +49

      Just get drunk as fuck, always works somehow

    • @PatPrika42
      @PatPrika42 6 лет назад +31

      ThatSink she can’t call rape if she unconscious

    • @Rspsand07
      @Rspsand07 6 лет назад +17

      You can get a hooker for 15 minutes for $60 going to a club usually blows like $100-150. So no need to stress about hooking up. Just throw in an extra 60 bux at the end of a night and get a hooker.

  • @lindabuth
    @lindabuth 7 лет назад +2639

    "Don't worry about your dancing. Just look happy.....
    (long pause)
    On the outside" 😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @Aadhitiya_Murali
      @Aadhitiya_Murali 4 года назад +13

      1.2k likes, 3 years but no reply,
      wtf commenter?

    • @anshulverma1950
      @anshulverma1950 4 года назад +1

      Hey there, it had been 3yrs and only 1 comment so I decided to comment here.

    • @SenhorAlien
      @SenhorAlien 3 года назад +1

      Hey there, it had been 3yrs and only 2 comments so I decided to comment here.

    • @Aadhitiya_Murali
      @Aadhitiya_Murali 3 года назад +2

      oh god this gonna turn into a cringe thread, wtf did i just start?

    • @komeil_grrr
      @komeil_grrr 3 года назад +1

      Hey there, it had been 3yrs and only 4 comments so I decided to comment here.

  • @GrandDukeCaesar
    @GrandDukeCaesar 8 лет назад +6335

    Doing lines with Elon Musk, and doing body shots off a Model....... S

    • @yeoffthelegend6202
      @yeoffthelegend6202 6 лет назад +9

      Caçador And No Vids so lit

    • @maxcaulfield5500
      @maxcaulfield5500 5 лет назад +9

      This was so on point

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey 5 лет назад +14

      Sounds like the opposite of a good time to me, only idiots snort coke.
      You have to be completely fucking brain dead to start that shit up.

    • @wav3561
      @wav3561 5 лет назад +29

      British Wrath nah bro sometimes you just gotta do some blow for the send man

    • @harrisonteo4969
      @harrisonteo4969 5 лет назад +16

      @@WhoThisMonkey You haven't lived my friend

  • @AlexCass1515
    @AlexCass1515 3 года назад +145

    The key to having fun at the bar is to just simply be way too drunk to focus on things for too long.

  • @MatthewCoast
    @MatthewCoast 7 лет назад +870

    This is my experience of the club too

    • @RudolfJvVuuren
      @RudolfJvVuuren 4 года назад +8

      same...unless they play metal

    • @ethancbaker2002
      @ethancbaker2002 4 года назад +7

      Same except I don’t go to clubs :(

    • @hadassah6563
      @hadassah6563 3 года назад +1

      @@ethancbaker2002 don't be sad. I don't either, and I couldn't care less

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 3 года назад

      @@ethancbaker2002 wanna go to da club

  • @fxckmoezy841
    @fxckmoezy841 8 лет назад +229

    Missed out going to the toilet to look at yourself in the mirror telling yourself you're okay, while an African guy tries to sell perfume and handing you tissue.

    • @TheRABIDdude
      @TheRABIDdude 6 лет назад +18

      Omfg yes those activities make up about 90% of the time I spend in clubs XD

    • @caterpillarpillar8902
      @caterpillarpillar8902 5 лет назад +1

      Nice boondocks reference lol

  • @jgpwlcs36
    @jgpwlcs36 8 лет назад +1182

    I love the part where I black out and wake up in bed the next morning, check my bank app, and realize I spent $150

    • @thomato981
      @thomato981 8 лет назад +14

      Have you really spent that much one club night? Dang..

    • @jgpwlcs36
      @jgpwlcs36 8 лет назад +110

      thomato981 I have lol. But honestly, thats chump change compared to what some people spend. I've definitely seen people spend $500+

    • @bronzenemo
      @bronzenemo 8 лет назад +103

      $150 for a single night is not bad. Cover, drinks for friends, drinks for girls (or guys), drinks for you? Id be impressed if you managed to do all that and only spend 150. Mostly because clubs are usually stupid overpriced.

    • @jgpwlcs36
      @jgpwlcs36 8 лет назад +30

      Nehemiah Robenstine Well I don't usually go to clubs, I go to bars which are free to get in. I live in the city so an Uber downtown is like $8. And drinks are like $5 a piece because I only drink like Smirnoff and Captain and whatnot so its kinda a lot considering I can buy a handle at the liquor store for $25 and get blackout drunk doing that lol

    • @thomato981
      @thomato981 8 лет назад +4

      Now I know more about clubs cool. Have a good day.

  • @noanimezone3149
    @noanimezone3149 8 лет назад +1643

    Oh no. I binge watched all of Casually Explained videos.
    ...
    What do I do now?

    • @SlayerPJO
      @SlayerPJO 8 лет назад +40

      watch you suck at cooking's videos if you haven't already

    • @noanimezone3149
      @noanimezone3149 8 лет назад +15

      Funny that you'd suggest that.. cause yes I already have watched his vids :')

    • @noanimezone3149
      @noanimezone3149 8 лет назад +24

      I.. I have..
      Maybe I have no life

    • @SlayerPJO
      @SlayerPJO 8 лет назад

      There's Mikasacus too, who has a similar feel. Especially good if you like Overwatch

    • @DakuHonoo
      @DakuHonoo 8 лет назад +1

      pray for him to make more because you'll be done in a little over an hour

  • @Anastasia-qt4lh
    @Anastasia-qt4lh 4 года назад +2946

    Me in quarantine watching this...
    "He said the c Word!"

  • @제규형
    @제규형 3 года назад +88

    Clubs are weird. They feel really awkward. For me it was like a place when I dearly wanted to go, I couldn't because I wasn't allowed or invited, but later when I actually got invited, I didn't want to go there again ever. Thanks for such a relatable video.

  • @sqwale7
    @sqwale7 8 лет назад +540

    "Club entropy"
    "Plot hearing loss in Excel"
    This guy is the funniest geek out there!!!!!

  • @Free2PlayGamerNation
    @Free2PlayGamerNation 8 лет назад +896

    "Snorting lines with Elon Musk"
    I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE

    • @Bibbedibob
      @Bibbedibob 8 лет назад +142

      on a model......S

    • @haix576
      @haix576 8 лет назад +48

      How did you find it *that* funny?

    • @RenZoneNL
      @RenZoneNL 8 лет назад +3

      lol yeah like really

    • @chrise7180
      @chrise7180 8 лет назад

      You haven't seen the vid eh?

    • @Free2PlayGamerNation
      @Free2PlayGamerNation 8 лет назад

      I feel like my comment is at the top (I can't tell on mobile)
      But, those 244 likes are saying something.

  • @petruSarac
    @petruSarac Год назад +37

    Clubs were the dread of my youth. Good thing I found hiking so I can drink in a more peaceful place.

  • @STICKGUYMB
    @STICKGUYMB 5 лет назад +266

    2:03 UHHH why do the subtitles say "intention of beating your future wife" and why do I gotta laugh so hard

    • @bishal1125
      @bishal1125 5 лет назад +2

      That's gonna be a big no.

    • @adipsous
      @adipsous 4 года назад +5

      What's so funny, that's the intention whenever I go CLUBBING. get it? get it?

  • @galdiana9290
    @galdiana9290 6 лет назад +69

    Your dry sense of humor and clever videos always make me laugh, keep them up ❤️

  • @scott4398
    @scott4398 8 лет назад +515

    Step 1: Don't be under 5'10
    Step 2: Don't start balding in your 20s.

  • @Shayanyazdani10
    @Shayanyazdani10 8 лет назад +254

    Casually Explained: Tinder

  • @callumscott5107
    @callumscott5107 8 лет назад +131

    I went to a club for the first time last night and I cannot believe how accurate this is, jesus christ.

    • @ServeraServera0
      @ServeraServera0 2 года назад

      Inaccurate for the most part
      What type of entrance security even asks for the DNI? then there is the stereotype that they are all buff and really tall

    • @callumscott5107
      @callumscott5107 2 года назад +13

      @@ServeraServera0 Thanks for making me realise that the first time I went to the club was only 5yrs ago. Crazy stuff.

    • @ServeraServera0
      @ServeraServera0 2 года назад +3

      @@callumscott5107 Time goes flying

    • @tahini1
      @tahini1 2 года назад

      @@ServeraServera0 DNI? thats from spanish lol. in america they do ask for it i think💀

    • @ServeraServera0
      @ServeraServera0 2 года назад +2

      @@tahini1 DNI = ID
      It depends on who you are, your friends, your connections, the amount of traffic, the event and your relationship with the bouncer for you to get your ID asked or not
      I have never gave my ID to a bouncer and if they asked for it I negotiated with them to just let me in, works always

  • @pavelsidakov8021
    @pavelsidakov8021 2 года назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @L0RDK3Y
    @L0RDK3Y 4 года назад +72

    Me an introvert: Funny you think I’m confident enough to go to a club

    • @30803080308030803081
      @30803080308030803081 3 года назад +29

      Confidence and introversion are completely different things.

    • @erik9420
      @erik9420 3 года назад +13

      @@30803080308030803081 Introversion and lack of confidence do tend to appear together though.

    • @Ajax020Paris
      @Ajax020Paris 3 года назад

      You are good enough to go obviously

    • @theaveragemegaguy
      @theaveragemegaguy 3 года назад +2

      Clubs are for anyone! Don’t be afraid :)

    • @shittymcrvids3119
      @shittymcrvids3119 3 года назад

      I'm an introvert and I like the club, it's too loud to talk anyways :)

  • @joecro15
    @joecro15 8 лет назад +63

    "You'll notice this ringing sound from deep inside your head. This is called regret."
    I died

  • @LazerLord10
    @LazerLord10 8 лет назад +865

    If I ever end up going to a club, I'm bringing an etch-a-sketch. I wonder if anyone else would get the joke.
    Probably not.

    • @brendanmccune3166
      @brendanmccune3166 4 года назад +9

      did you ever end up doing it????

    • @LazerLord10
      @LazerLord10 4 года назад +87

      @@brendanmccune3166 Never went to a club because I'm a lonely loner :(
      But I have improved on my etch-a-sketch skills.

    • @iamverybigsad
      @iamverybigsad 4 года назад +10

      @@LazerLord10 its all baby steps

    • @SenhorAlien
      @SenhorAlien 3 года назад +31

      Yeah, you see, I don't think anyone who watches a Casually Explained video titled The Club ever goes to a club

    • @qcklu
      @qcklu 3 года назад +1

      @@SenhorAlien I watched it. Am 8 safe now? No worrying about ending up in a club?

  • @IgnatRemizov
    @IgnatRemizov 8 лет назад +443

    This is why I bring earplugs everywhere I go. Gotta protect that hearing!

    • @anewtrend
      @anewtrend 6 лет назад +32

      Ignat Remizov a cheaper method is wadding the right amount of toilet paper but not too far back into brain and not too far out where everyone can see you have toilet paper in your ear. When I go camping I can hear squirrels a mile off so I'm glad I saved ears stats.

    • @tony_5156
      @tony_5156 6 лет назад +5

      That’s quite strange

    • @ggfdd5925
      @ggfdd5925 6 лет назад

      Meh i need the full experience...

    • @TextBasedRPG
      @TextBasedRPG 5 лет назад +3

      just go to outdoor raves. You have alot more and better air than in the club, the music isnt as loud as in a club and they often are even during the daytime so you dont need to go at night when most people are on drugs. Not saying it isnt fun to hang with people on mdma or to be on mdma yourself. its great. Everyone should propably try it.

    • @KangJangkrik
      @KangJangkrik 5 лет назад +2

      See your headset? That's tells us everything

  • @paulhk2727
    @paulhk2727 4 года назад +117

    2:09 "Sip on a Corona"
    **Suspicious 2020 noises**
    2:27 "And I can't carry all my Coronas"
    ***SUSPICIOUS 2020 NOISES INTENSIFY***

    • @dinkbros4723
      @dinkbros4723 4 года назад +3

      Lol, pretty suspicious with quarantine and the Corona happening

    • @RedMetamorthosis
      @RedMetamorthosis 3 года назад

      Vietnã flashbacks intenssifies

  • @jack-meoff
    @jack-meoff 4 года назад +134

    2017: *sips corono*
    Everyone: * fine *
    2020: *sips corona*
    Everyone: * :0 *

  • @Thecolonelab
    @Thecolonelab 8 лет назад +1789

    *immediately clicks as soon as notification pops up*

  • @DiaXisHD
    @DiaXisHD 8 лет назад +246

    I decided not to get drunk at a party. Did not have fun.

    • @902d
      @902d 8 лет назад +65

      That's why it's not fun. I reckon cleaning the house drunk is as fun as clubbing...

    • @Baldoxxx4000
      @Baldoxxx4000 8 лет назад

      week works just as good or even better :)

    • @ProlificPianist
      @ProlificPianist 8 лет назад +3

      ಠ_ಠ Yea the one time I get invited to a party. Immediately knew the only means of escape was through Crown and Jack.

    • @legrandfromage9682
      @legrandfromage9682 7 лет назад

      You must have interesting friends

    • @abefromansausagekingofchic6480
      @abefromansausagekingofchic6480 7 лет назад +5

      If i dont want to drink, i usually just take a few edibles, sit in a chair, and observe all the drunk people. Its a good time

  • @CCPvirus141
    @CCPvirus141 8 лет назад +211

    you forgot to mention overpriced drinks.

    • @Goblin_Hands
      @Goblin_Hands 5 лет назад +10

      I pregame 12 from the store for their price of 1. Shots are even more of a rip-off.

    • @freeman10000
      @freeman10000 5 лет назад

      Get pissed before you enter the club st o you can nurse one or two drinks inside for a few hours. Yeah, sounds desperate but that's the way it goes!

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 5 лет назад +2

      You'd be surprised how popular you become when you snuck in a pint of fireball or Jame-O, because the broke wingman girls who didn't want to be there either will like your style, and you can both connect through your shared inability to pay for overpriced, shit drinks. Scientists understand that this is how babies are made, and the circle of life does another lap.

    • @zbera97
      @zbera97 4 года назад +3

      Yepp always predrink boys especially shots. Drinks are so expensive in clubs.

  • @InternetThe
    @InternetThe 2 года назад +20

    The key is to only go to clubs that play music that you love. The rest won't matter because now you can enjoy great music on a sick soundsystem.

    • @jakubnowak649
      @jakubnowak649 Год назад +1

      Well I hope there's a club that plays jazz in my town

  • @ItsJustRyansChannel
    @ItsJustRyansChannel 6 лет назад +11

    If I went to a club and someone was doodling on an Etch-a-Sketch at the bar... that's my new best friend.

  • @blackparadoxx9656
    @blackparadoxx9656 8 лет назад +844

    Here's is some friendly advice from your neighborhood Stormtrooper.
    Take some Ecstasy before entering the club and it will definitely enhance the experience........especially in the regret department.
    You're welcome.

    • @starogre
      @starogre 8 лет назад +9

      why regret?

    • @bungle1531
      @bungle1531 8 лет назад +38

      yeah and then have your cognitive function drop to ape like levels. Nah E is for festivals noob

    • @quell82
      @quell82 8 лет назад +15

      someone needs to do some more mdma

    • @fjolnir3830
      @fjolnir3830 8 лет назад +66

      When you get a huge dump of serotonin your brain stops uptake so the next day you're depressed as fuck, and then you get to remember/regret all the ridiculous shit you said/did last night. Unless you get stoned, in which case the next morning is pretty awesome.

    • @cubedable
      @cubedable 8 лет назад +55

      A fucking club isn't worth your serotonin, keep it to special occasions

  • @crenshawshank
    @crenshawshank 7 лет назад +300

    Doing lines off a model..... ...... S.
    I died.

  • @ninodroid2382
    @ninodroid2382 8 лет назад +377

    The only club that I did is the club sandwich

  • @JR-zd2dw
    @JR-zd2dw 5 лет назад +9

    "One word. Misspelled. But now its too late you've been swindled again." :D hahaha

  • @lizannedsouza1838
    @lizannedsouza1838 2 года назад +2

    I love the bit when he is packing his etch-a-sketch to go home. So adorable!

  • @HuntingtonsDisco
    @HuntingtonsDisco 8 лет назад +20

    That explanation of club entropy is way too accurate

  • @WateryIce54321
    @WateryIce54321 8 лет назад +291

    Friend: "You're in a club to have fun ... just start dancing and look happy"
    *looks at all of the people grinding*
    Me: "I'll be back at the hotel doing drunk java and playing OOT if you need me"

    • @thetacosniper9249
      @thetacosniper9249 5 лет назад +6

      This is true I went to a club yesterday for the first time and the amount of grinding is insane

    • @thetacosniper9249
      @thetacosniper9249 5 лет назад +24

      I ended up grinding

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 4 года назад

      @@thetacosniper9249 where's a good club? Idk any near me

  • @The-Star-222
    @The-Star-222 8 лет назад +186

    Wait, clubs are a real thing?! I thought Jersey Shore made them up......

  • @FF009A
    @FF009A 5 лет назад +3

    "You'll try to look at google maps on your phone; but your battery is dying and so are you."
    Please help. I shouldn't be laughing this hard.

  • @late8641
    @late8641 3 года назад +11

    Why do I have to come to RUclips to actually learn something useful about life? All school taught me is that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. How's that gonna help me live to see another day after being tricked into going to a night club?

  • @austin48
    @austin48 8 лет назад +33

    "And in a club, its pretty much impossible to communicate verbally, so you need to adapt to you environment... I bring an Etch-A-Sketch."

  • @invertedgames7993
    @invertedgames7993 8 лет назад +658

    I've only ever been to a club once (I live out in the sticks) and this pretty much is what happened.

    • @LotsofSarcasmHD
      @LotsofSarcasmHD 8 лет назад +21

      I'm sorry

    • @invertedgames7993
      @invertedgames7993 8 лет назад +68

      LotsofSarcasm So am I.

    • @MrSuperpwner01
      @MrSuperpwner01 8 лет назад +60

      You used an etch a sketch to carry your drinks and inhaled body shots with Elon Musk off a model? s?

    • @XtraJDK
      @XtraJDK 8 лет назад +11

      wait, the Elon musk thing? thats pretty cool

    • @invertedgames7993
      @invertedgames7993 8 лет назад +167

      alright, I may have exaggerated a little, it didn't happen exactly like in this video. I didn't have an etch a sketch.

  • @Drum8888
    @Drum8888 8 лет назад +27

    Thanks for reminding me about my Tinnitus, now I won't stop hearing it for a week.

    • @yo10057
      @yo10057 8 лет назад

      how could you have forgotten about that

    • @Drum8888
      @Drum8888 8 лет назад +6

      yo10057
      My brain drowns it out when I'm not paying attention to it

    • @yo10057
      @yo10057 8 лет назад +1

      well i guess that makes cents

    • @yo10057
      @yo10057 8 лет назад +1

      ...sense

    • @HerbsCoins
      @HerbsCoins 6 лет назад

      You have tinnitus?

  • @YourLocalCafe
    @YourLocalCafe 3 года назад +1

    Dude your humour is like a story which keeps getting plot twists over and over and all of them change completely how you look at the story.

  • @DONUTBOY1o1
    @DONUTBOY1o1 7 лет назад +1

    I love how subtle the jokes are and the club tips you had in a couple of your scenes were gold😂

  • @sadekausi
    @sadekausi 8 лет назад +8

    0:43 Those stick legs on the bodybuilder dude is one of the funniest jokes I've seen in a long time

  • @denarii-2971
    @denarii-2971 8 лет назад +5

    Your content is what youtube should be. Well done. I woke up one morning and realized all of this about clubs. Haven't been to one since. Miraculously I now find myself with much more money and much less regret.

  • @theunwantedones9197
    @theunwantedones9197 8 лет назад +1452

    *Sign* You forgot to mention the girls that pretend to be interested in you, Get you to buy them drinks and drift off like if you never meet them......Then you see them half an hour later talking to an other guy.......Little Warning for all my guys out there.

    • @Gungus-v1g
      @Gungus-v1g 8 лет назад +72

      Damn... Thanks lol

    • @стрелок-ч7р
      @стрелок-ч7р 8 лет назад +35

      damn what a lil bitch

    • @JMJsama
      @JMJsama 8 лет назад +102

      as a girl I can most definitely see other girls doing this, especially attractive ones

    • @theunwantedones9197
      @theunwantedones9197 8 лет назад +62

      Yeah Glad I know this little trick but Not all girls are like that so don't just assume give everybody a chance. Use your common sense.

    • @theunwantedones9197
      @theunwantedones9197 8 лет назад +41

      To hate the game is to hate life and living, why do that when I could just hate or be wary of that one person....Child.

  • @r3mpuh
    @r3mpuh 5 лет назад +258

    Video: Mentions Corona.
    RUclips: PrOmOtE!

    • @Anthony-lz8ju
      @Anthony-lz8ju 4 года назад +1

      you know its a drink.... right?

    • @pranav2169
      @pranav2169 4 года назад +1

      @@Anthony-lz8ju you know its a joke... right?

    • @aidoll3692
      @aidoll3692 4 года назад

      Also youtube: *smashes the demonizing button*

  • @john-ve1hi
    @john-ve1hi 5 лет назад +21

    0:34 when you skip legday

  • @HellsMascot
    @HellsMascot 8 лет назад +35

    Thanks for the Etch-a-Sketch tip

  • @jfcmsb
    @jfcmsb 8 лет назад +7

    "one second you're questioning your existence" too real

  • @joleeejoleee11
    @joleeejoleee11 3 года назад +1

    “happy… on the outside” got me

  • @THESpoonyLegs
    @THESpoonyLegs 7 лет назад +35

    There is literally a club named distrikt in my city

  • @VegetasCorndog
    @VegetasCorndog 8 лет назад +3862

    You're like grade a but funny

    • @KmFsalama
      @KmFsalama 8 лет назад +94

      Shots fired!

    • @Wiizl
      @Wiizl 8 лет назад +458

      Yeah, Grade used to be funny but now he's just bitching about everything

    • @CoolRobbit
      @CoolRobbit 8 лет назад +322

      WOT?! *fart noise* Wot do yew MEAN I'm bitchin' 'bout everyfin'? Mait, if there wosn't thin's to bitch about, I wou'dn't hahv me a yewtewb channo'!

    • @theabsolutecat915
      @theabsolutecat915 8 лет назад +182

      "Now look, am not sayin' that breavin' is stupid, like, but...THINK ABOUT IT MATE! Why do we 'ave to breev through our mouvs, mate? Like, f' FACKS SAKE, MAN! I WANNA BREEV THRU ME EARS, MATE! LIKE MATE, LIKE, F' FACKS SAKE, MAN!"
      *fart noise*
      *title card appears along with KoRn noises*

    • @bagandtag4391
      @bagandtag4391 8 лет назад +14

      That sounds way too much like gradeA

  • @TanguyBlanchard
    @TanguyBlanchard 4 года назад +7

    Joke’s on you, clubs are over

  • @alextjazz
    @alextjazz 8 лет назад +5

    When you were writing "Please Subscribe" on the etch-a-sketch I lost my mind.

  • @bl8de3
    @bl8de3 4 года назад +12

    "sip on a corona" - yes.

  • @garyha2650
    @garyha2650 5 лет назад +25

    Hey let's go to a bar and get to know each other where things are so loud we can't even hear our thoughts.

  • @Pur3AGL
    @Pur3AGL 8 лет назад +349

    So in other words, avoid clubs?

    • @XxXVideoVeiwerXxX
      @XxXVideoVeiwerXxX 8 лет назад +43

      Only unless you are under a 7 and don't have parents that make at least 100k a year.

    • @elmir.ahadov
      @elmir.ahadov 8 лет назад +2

      what do you mean, if you have rich parents?

    • @RaheezieYasha
      @RaheezieYasha 8 лет назад +39

      Clubs are for the rich and attractive. If not, that club is trash.

    • @TheShyRage
      @TheShyRage 8 лет назад +2

      Check and check!

    • @qdbuuun
      @qdbuuun 8 лет назад +3

      For rich and attractive? Not at all.

  • @tevvmusic
    @tevvmusic 5 лет назад +77

    2:10 I would think again about sipping on that corona

  • @blazejames47
    @blazejames47 8 лет назад +25

    *On a non sarcastic note* clubs really aren't half as bad as they're portrayed to be as long as you take 2:12 to heart

    • @CalvinJGreen
      @CalvinJGreen 5 лет назад +3

      Except you can't hear a fucking thing.
      Clubs are aweful

  • @Roshea
    @Roshea 3 года назад +20

    Clubs are a facade designed to squeeze every possible cent out of you. The moment I realized a lot of mid-to-higher end clubs pay women to flirt with you to get you to buy drinks was the moment I wrote off nightlife completely.

  • @Vivi-mp9nn
    @Vivi-mp9nn 6 лет назад +4

    drunk navigation is better than sober one. I don’t even remember the way home, but i‘ll always end up there.

  • @rb3694
    @rb3694 8 лет назад +138

    Here's me trying to learn animation properly to make good videos for youtube, little did I know you can still become rich with ms paint.

    • @RobloxGamingCallum
      @RobloxGamingCallum 8 лет назад +31

      just gotta bring the funnies

    • @joaoleites94
      @joaoleites94 5 лет назад +2

      Good luck bud

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 4 года назад +4

      R B
      Little-known fact: MS paint is short for multiple sclerosis paint.

    • @gblikestosew
      @gblikestosew 4 года назад +6

      You could animate youtube videos with a stone tablet and a chisel, as long as you're funny it doesn't matter.

  • @ZoglerGames
    @ZoglerGames 8 лет назад +64

    He's like a Canadian gradeA just without the bullshit

    • @NathanSmith-lc6pp
      @NathanSmith-lc6pp 8 лет назад +29

      He's Canadian.

    • @ZoglerGames
      @ZoglerGames 8 лет назад

      thanks

    • @NathanSmith-lc6pp
      @NathanSmith-lc6pp 8 лет назад +16

      George Hannah Oh, so you change the original message to make me look like a fool? I see how it is. jk dude you fine

    • @clowntrooper61
      @clowntrooper61 8 лет назад

      I thought he was american

    • @NathanSmith-lc6pp
      @NathanSmith-lc6pp 8 лет назад +1

      clowntrooper61
      I'm at least 95% certain he's Canadian.

  • @Sherrbrrt
    @Sherrbrrt 8 лет назад +33

    Snorting lines off the tesla
    My rhymes is the best brah

    • @Xackory
      @Xackory 8 лет назад +1

      Are

    • @ActionScripter
      @ActionScripter 8 лет назад +7

      You failed the test.

    • @B3nNyL3nNy
      @B3nNyL3nNy 8 лет назад

      Blkangerzero99 where has casually explained been since I was 18

  • @causecomedy8061
    @causecomedy8061 6 лет назад +6

    0:22 my favorite part about distrcit is the itty bitty sidewalk that everyone is crowded on 'cause you know... lets establish the most popular club in town on a the main street regardless of its single lane sidewalks.

  • @TuJiVanOers
    @TuJiVanOers 3 года назад +5

    I thought he made a corona joke, then I saw this video is 4 years old

  • @user-tw9wn7xz7w
    @user-tw9wn7xz7w 5 лет назад +10

    I can be dropped of drunk in another continent and still find my way home.

    • @Andre-ih8rv
      @Andre-ih8rv 2 года назад

      Especially if you're a turtle🐢

  • @tremolo6940
    @tremolo6940 7 лет назад +4

    Going to a club always seemed like something I might want to try out..
    considering how much I relate to your experiences in your other videos, simply watching this was enough to sate my curiosity lol
    if I ever do go, I'll be well prepared from this informative video :D

  • @Fungamerplays
    @Fungamerplays 8 лет назад +4

    "and inhaling bottle shots off a model...S" lmfao

  • @bluebyrd1300
    @bluebyrd1300 3 года назад +2

    I like how the animation quality hasn’t change a bit in 5 years

  • @carverrodenburg4737
    @carverrodenburg4737 5 лет назад +2

    Club entropy, best joke he’s made. Thermochem at its finest

  • @HoanNguyen-lf3rr
    @HoanNguyen-lf3rr 4 года назад +3

    "sipping on Corona" hits different now doesnt it

  • @EldenRinging
    @EldenRinging 4 года назад +3

    After some time of consideration I finally pulled out my Nintendo Switch while I was alone in a bar. I enjoyed a couple of drinks, which made the already challenging difficulty of "Hotline Miami" even tougher. But fresh, tasty drinks and a great game with an awesome soundtrack, enjoyed with earphones of course - never felt better by myself in public. True story and highly recommended!

    • @its_johnH
      @its_johnH 3 года назад +1

      Might as well do that with my phone and Google stadia, playing judgment.

  • @jazlynmitchell6656
    @jazlynmitchell6656 7 лет назад +8

    This is depressingly accurate

  • @David-wp2iw
    @David-wp2iw 4 года назад

    golden rule of friendship - fight your own fights. At first I was laughing but 5 second after dropped my first tear.

  • @jackchampion1455
    @jackchampion1455 6 лет назад

    im actually comforted by how much i relate to this

  • @justincarnes1553
    @justincarnes1553 5 лет назад +3

    When you hear that ringing but all you're doing is breathing

  • @da_tradess
    @da_tradess 4 года назад +6

    "Sipin´ Corona", well that didn´t age well...

  • @PeterXian
    @PeterXian 4 года назад +14

    You don’t need a tray to carry all the Coronas these days

    • @Talinaiya
      @Talinaiya 3 года назад

      you need a planet

  • @Quicksaber
    @Quicksaber 7 лет назад

    "i always try to pace myself by not having enough money" truer words never spoken

  • @NorthernRealmJackal
    @NorthernRealmJackal 2 года назад

    One of the few perks of being an adult is that no-one drags you to a club. I do not miss it.

  • @juanarocha8629
    @juanarocha8629 5 лет назад +6

    Night at the club:
    Bouncer: You!Go in You Go in, You Show me your id
    Me *gives id*
    *sees my id*
    Bouncer: You're underaged get out!
    Me: But my birthday is tomorrow
    Bouncer: Not even if your birthday was in an hour

    • @TheOneWhoMightBe
      @TheOneWhoMightBe 4 года назад +1

      I'm not a clubber, but in my limited experience what really happens is the first two get told they have the wrong shoes on and the chick gets to go in no questions asked.