Casually Explained: First Dates

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @treehousesmotors2562
    @treehousesmotors2562 6 лет назад +60414

    Girl: "my parents aren't home"
    *brain working overtime trying to figure out the correct response*
    Me: "dont worry, they'll come back"

    • @woodwood9889
      @woodwood9889 5 лет назад +5482

      Or: dont worry I can be your daddy

    • @ResponsibleBread
      @ResponsibleBread 5 лет назад +2421

      @@woodwood9889 goddamn genius

    • @derjon5
      @derjon5 5 лет назад +2802

      @@woodwood9889 Modern problems require modern solutions.

    • @cheapskate9487
      @cheapskate9487 5 лет назад +393

      Gold

    • @MissMatched
      @MissMatched 5 лет назад +109

      Treehouses & Motors **so sorry jack plays in the background**

  • @saduftw262
    @saduftw262 5 лет назад +7172

    "You're possibly better than a vacant time slot"
    Right on

    • @SuchetanaChatterjee
      @SuchetanaChatterjee 4 года назад +110

      literally debating rn if a guy is possibly better than a vacant time slot this is so true lmfaoo

    • @nikolatasev4948
      @nikolatasev4948 4 года назад +223

      As a lazy introvert the thought of competing with a vacant time slot terrifies me! Who can beat that!

    • @stud6060
      @stud6060 4 года назад +22

      Chris Gandy I wasn’t worth a midday nap..that lasted 2 months

    • @jennag7111
      @jennag7111 3 года назад

      helix same lmaoo 😂

    • @yadisfhaddad722
      @yadisfhaddad722 3 года назад +27

      Man vacant time slots are so valuable, people hardly have any these days.

  • @JesusHChrist1
    @JesusHChrist1 6 лет назад +15561

    I used the "I only date dimes" joke, and she looked dead into my eyes and said "so, what's your RUclips channel called?"

  • @panlis6243
    @panlis6243 3 года назад +2562

    Me: Wanna go out on a date?
    Her: Sure, where?
    Me: I don't know. I never thought I would get this far

    • @xyzzy64
      @xyzzy64 3 года назад +282

      i literally said pretty much exactly this to a girl my first time. We then planned out the entire date together and it went really well though! :)

    • @Boost3334
      @Boost3334 3 года назад +15

      💀💀

    • @medvehs4926
      @medvehs4926 3 года назад +99

      @@xyzzy64 that's adorable

    • @TimeG37
      @TimeG37 2 года назад +55

      @@xyzzy64 Congrats bro

    • @SynSpiderz
      @SynSpiderz 2 года назад +31

      Not gonna lie if I ever find someone to ask, and they say yes, this is likely to be my response.

  • @adampandit4326
    @adampandit4326 5 лет назад +26815

    First date? Bold of you to assume I got that far

  • @purplemonkeyelephant
    @purplemonkeyelephant 5 лет назад +15738

    Girls: "Why isn't he making a move" Guys: "I don't have a clue what's doing on" is everything I am.

    • @captaingainzproductions1876
      @captaingainzproductions1876 5 лет назад +42

      purplemonkeyelephant I know right 😂

    • @TheGreatWerebear
      @TheGreatWerebear 5 лет назад +158

      So you're not a purple monkey elephant?! :/ I feel so deceived.

    • @kevinperera5905
      @kevinperera5905 5 лет назад +29

      purplemonkeyelephant I really felt that one bruv

    • @arishkumar
      @arishkumar 5 лет назад +3

      @@TheGreatWerebear .

    • @tahmkenchusta5852
      @tahmkenchusta5852 5 лет назад +17

      Well if you were me it would usually go like
      Girls: “you he just leave already”
      Me: “okay I will now ^^”
      Is everything I am

  • @alexmertens5269
    @alexmertens5269 5 лет назад +4631

    The drunk Lego thing reminded me of when I convinced a tinder date to watch the entire Bionicle 2 movie with me.

  • @Konztinental
    @Konztinental 2 года назад +261

    For those folks thinking of asking their crush out, just ask her out and get a No already.

    • @fedepp1801
      @fedepp1801 Год назад +15

      amen

    • @nbruns10
      @nbruns10 Год назад +24

      true actually. Better to move on and find someone else than spend years anguishing in 'secret' love.

  • @dark6bvb
    @dark6bvb 5 лет назад +4779

    I absolutely love how you seem so proud of that dime joke

    • @richardwilliamjohnson8566
      @richardwilliamjohnson8566 4 года назад +64

      Is a dime 10c? I'm not American so no idea

    • @tsamule5159
      @tsamule5159 4 года назад +22

      Richard William Johnson yea

    • @lukkymaths8349
      @lukkymaths8349 4 года назад +175

      @@richardwilliamjohnson8566 Yes, and it can also refer to a person who is a 10/10.

    • @Soundwave1900
      @Soundwave1900 4 года назад +45

      Well, it was genuinely good, wasn't it? On the other thought, english is not my native so I can't tell

    • @nicholas104
      @nicholas104 4 года назад +6

      @TheWeeaboo Yeah but that has nothing to do with the phrase.

  • @ChefNikuman
    @ChefNikuman 5 лет назад +16372

    Her: "Do you want to come in for coffee?"
    Me: "Oh it's really late and coffee will keep me up all night, thanks anyway!"
    *15 years later*
    Me: ".............................................Wait a minute."

    • @notthefam5253
      @notthefam5253 5 лет назад +454

      I dont get it

    • @ceshmate1953
      @ceshmate1953 5 лет назад +1506

      It means, she wanted sex. I think.... You can't tell maybe she offered to quench your thirst.

    • @akhilsujith3772
      @akhilsujith3772 5 лет назад +153

      Seinfeld 🔥🔥

    • @rubenfe91
      @rubenfe91 5 лет назад +133

      Yep, now i get it. 4 years later

    • @ima_psykopathpsn8411
      @ima_psykopathpsn8411 5 лет назад +42

      Tanpei Kosugi you must be 9 at max

  • @TierZoo
    @TierZoo 6 лет назад +7158

    I will never not pause a CE video to read every list
    also "here's my youtube channel" has never worked for me

    • @zer0plux
      @zer0plux 6 лет назад +451

      top 10 lies you tell yourself

    • @degu9668
      @degu9668 6 лет назад +271

      Wow I certainly wasn’t expecting to see you here

    • @theonetemplar9401
      @theonetemplar9401 6 лет назад +548

      TierZoo that’s because you’re a high c tier channel, maybe a B tier channel. You’re missing the pack mentality perk which would get you into a tier

    • @aGamblingGoose
      @aGamblingGoose 6 лет назад +57

      TierZoo viruses aren't NPCs. Get back to work.

    • @chrisjason7607
      @chrisjason7607 6 лет назад +34

      Make video!!!!! The public’s waitin’. the time you spent watching this video and commenting coulda been spent creating a thumbnail. Sniff... think of the children tierzoo... you’re tearing the county apart with this level of neglect.

  • @HyakuniYakumo
    @HyakuniYakumo 4 года назад +852

    "Don't call him daddy.
    Call them Father."
    This needs to go on a T-shirt.

  • @joshd8537
    @joshd8537 5 лет назад +18964

    Your getting married. Is she into you?
    (C) Can’t tell

    • @the_beemer
      @the_beemer 5 лет назад +347

      Obviously not...if she was into you she wouldnt agree to something that means you wont ever have sex again

    • @emeraldcrafter7805
      @emeraldcrafter7805 5 лет назад +10

      2SRL Thimo what do you mean? Marriage has nothing to do with that, idk if I’m getting R/wooshed right now

    • @the_beemer
      @the_beemer 5 лет назад +43

      @@emeraldcrafter7805 That's a stereotype that married couples don't have sex anymore, when they're older.

    • @wrickel0727
      @wrickel0727 5 лет назад +2

      I clicked on ur picture

    • @joshd8537
      @joshd8537 5 лет назад +1

      Its me Yoda yeah it used to be a link to my old YT channel but I removed it

  • @Umayrica
    @Umayrica 6 лет назад +7583

    _”Don’t call them daddy, call them father”_
    Imagine someone doing that, *just imagine*

    • @alvarotiradomoreno9605
      @alvarotiradomoreno9605 6 лет назад +630

      WeridAnimeLover69 "Fist me, Father!"

    • @swans184
      @swans184 6 лет назад +378

      I mean at least be up front about your withering daddy issues

    • @RMeitzen
      @RMeitzen 6 лет назад +865

      Restrict my airflow, father figure

    • @FenixNations
      @FenixNations 6 лет назад +37

      +Rain hahahahaha

    • @PotionsMaster007
      @PotionsMaster007 6 лет назад +181

      Catholic school girl vibes 😂😂

  • @TalosBjorn
    @TalosBjorn 6 лет назад +1609

    "Dont call them daddy, call them father"
    That's a quote for the ages

  • @antoineazo9020
    @antoineazo9020 4 года назад +1497

    Step one : find a girl you like.
    Step two : learn that she likes you too.
    Step three : be happy for ten seconds.
    Step four : go mad because you're stressed.
    Step five : never call her again.
    Good day folks.

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 года назад +143

      I mean, I can't be with someone who has such low standards

    • @aether8412
      @aether8412 2 года назад +31

      @@kaldo_kaldo damn you ain't had to do yourself like that 🤣

    • @legotheepic3611
      @legotheepic3611 2 года назад +5

      That's really specific you good

    • @seattlegrrlie
      @seattlegrrlie Год назад

      This explains a lot

    • @fleasy4393
      @fleasy4393 Год назад

      Look at Casanova over here getting past step two.

  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz 6 лет назад +4613

    Absolutely fantastic.

    • @lusca6177
      @lusca6177 6 лет назад +29

      Gus Johnson hey its you

    • @hazardous401
      @hazardous401 6 лет назад +6

      Gustoonz

    • @CasuallyExplained
      @CasuallyExplained  6 лет назад +756

      *Gus exclaims to himself, wiping the sweat from his brow and rolling back to his side of the futon*

    • @TierZoo
      @TierZoo 6 лет назад +280

      shots fired

    • @julienczulay
      @julienczulay 6 лет назад +20

      Hey its that guy from trending

  • @carlos_9230
    @carlos_9230 5 лет назад +9207

    **has had a 50 year long marriage**
    *does she like you?*
    (C): Can’t tell

    • @CamViesky
      @CamViesky 5 лет назад +151

      You’d be surprised how many people are married more than 30 years and aren’t happy.

    • @stephansalvi7768
      @stephansalvi7768 4 года назад +81

      @Jason Lee I agree, well said dude. Someone give this man a prize!

    • @menxerr3451
      @menxerr3451 4 года назад +5

      Cameron Cooke u dont get the joke

    • @kekale9506
      @kekale9506 4 года назад +16

      Cameron Cooke shout out to mom and dad

    • @symbolitical4158
      @symbolitical4158 4 года назад

      @@menxerr3451 no you didn't get his comment

  • @MelvinStFleur
    @MelvinStFleur 6 лет назад +1038

    Been dating for 8 months now, is she into you......
    Again still can't tell.

    • @christopherroberts2423
      @christopherroberts2423 6 лет назад +21

      Run.

    • @wisdomofthecrowd9845
      @wisdomofthecrowd9845 6 лет назад +19

      Better keep your wits about you, and wait for a better opportunity!

    • @KienTran-lt7vs
      @KienTran-lt7vs 6 лет назад +5

      I know ,it's a joke. But it's not funny anymore when that's the reality you are in.

    • @HAL--vf6cg
      @HAL--vf6cg 6 лет назад +24

      Been happily married for 22 years with three children... is the into you?
      Eh, you can never be sure...

    • @allisonscanlan4144
      @allisonscanlan4144 6 лет назад +3

      melvin st fleur I mean you really cant

  • @AnonW
    @AnonW 4 года назад +535

    Girl: Why isn't he making a move???
    Me: When am I supposed to make a move???

    • @daytonharper6967
      @daytonharper6967 3 года назад +10

      ^^^^^^^^^^

    • @daytonharper6967
      @daytonharper6967 3 года назад +23

      And how

    • @TheBeShiny
      @TheBeShiny 3 года назад +14

      Girls can do moves

    • @LeventK
      @LeventK 3 года назад +8

      @@TheBeShiny You can't tell.

    • @jinsory5582
      @jinsory5582 2 года назад +4

      @@TheBeShiny Yeah, one of them ninja kicked me after I gave her a compliment.

  • @phoenixwright7802
    @phoenixwright7802 6 лет назад +2267

    i can hear you smiling/laughing inside at your 'i only date dimes' joke XD

    • @adog3129
      @adog3129 5 лет назад +94

      yeah, you can hear him holding it in in the recording right after.

    • @thelou1120
      @thelou1120 5 лет назад +1

      What time?

    • @NFStopsnuf
      @NFStopsnuf 5 лет назад +24

      the lou 2:36 - 2:45

    • @aleks_ivanov
      @aleks_ivanov 5 лет назад +2

      I don't get it

    • @andenfighter0078
      @andenfighter0078 4 года назад

      Aw Shit i actually wrote the same xD
      Now people are gonna think i stole your comment

  • @HA_FI
    @HA_FI 5 лет назад +8330

    "If You've been platonic friends for 5 years, hoping your next haircut is the one that will tip them over the edge, You better have a lot of alcohol planned because Your current personality clearly isn't cutting it."
    Hey he's not wrong.

  • @starspawn507
    @starspawn507 6 лет назад +3981

    To get a first date... you have to ask them out.
    Aw darn I thought I’d get a first date by laying in bed watching youtube

    • @darklightjg1
      @darklightjg1 6 лет назад +75

      Keep trying. I just got one in the middle of this video!

    • @sploofmcsterra4786
      @sploofmcsterra4786 6 лет назад +6

      You can do both

    • @darqfalls849
      @darqfalls849 6 лет назад +36

      Hey there, handsome ;)

    • @JackRabbittm
      @JackRabbittm 6 лет назад +22

      @@darqfalls849 I'M HANDSOME TOO I SWEAR!!! QQ

    • @swamplife3148
      @swamplife3148 5 лет назад +6

      Whats up cutey. Lets go on a date

  • @williamteng5924
    @williamteng5924 2 года назад +322

    “The worst she can say is no right”
    Her: “No”, then proceeds to screenshot, send in every one of her group chats, then blocks you

    • @Mildlyilligal
      @Mildlyilligal 2 года назад +36

      No no, the worst is eww no, then the screenshot

    • @InViSiBlEGuy1
      @InViSiBlEGuy1 Год назад +1

      I mean if she went to a date and thought you aee not gonna say anything they are insane

    • @Ghryst
      @Ghryst Год назад +4

      the worst is getting fired for sexual harassment, cos you said goodmorning too friendly.
      giving any male "dating advice" in this day and age should be criminal negligence.

    • @jclyntoledo
      @jclyntoledo Год назад +12

      ​@@GhrystThat doesn't happen, you must have been sizing her up or made a comment about her appearance and even still why would you get fired and not a warning?!... I feel like you're clearly exaggerating.

    • @Ghryst
      @Ghryst Год назад

      @@jclyntoledo that DOES happen, and worse. you can get fired for just LOOKING at a female without consent now.. your unqualified denials only demonstrate an ignorance of modern employment laws.
      and if i was "sizing her up", well thats just a despicable grounds for firing someone, that should be illegal, but you're right, you can be fired for just looking at a female.. but, i already mentioned that.
      as for what you _feel like_ , that is completely irrelevant (and is the exact problem with these employment laws, theyre based on feelings, not facts), but i _observe_ that you're woefully ignorant and out of touch with current reality.

  • @keldoe1351
    @keldoe1351 5 лет назад +6553

    “Don’t call them daddy. Call them father.”
    “Don’t finish with hallelujah, finish with a condom.” This is the quality content I came here for

    • @chainjail924
      @chainjail924 4 года назад +7

      narrancia?

    • @ingenuity23
      @ingenuity23 4 года назад +4

      @@chainjail924 fugo?

    • @dova3050
      @dova3050 3 года назад +1

      @Baldhina Asnake what?

    • @dova3050
      @dova3050 3 года назад +1

      @Baldhina Asnake what?

    • @Insigneon
      @Insigneon 3 года назад +1

      @@dova3050 what

  • @yetz
    @yetz 5 лет назад +3774

    i saw this channel on my recommendation randomly and tried to watch 1 video, now ive been here for i dont know how many videos, this shit is just hilarious lmao

    • @pazortegaFGC
      @pazortegaFGC 4 года назад +13

      dale yetola

    • @guidovivan5035
      @guidovivan5035 4 года назад +8

      Caraio o yetz

    • @thirteen3678
      @thirteen3678 4 года назад +21

      I've been watching for the last couple of hours, and I genuinely am unable to stop.

    • @chules1999
      @chules1999 4 года назад +3

      carai o yetz

    • @mitsuck7881
      @mitsuck7881 4 года назад +2

      @@guidovivan5035 caraio quem é yetz?

  • @aidangittings
    @aidangittings 5 лет назад +2481

    *_I DONT HAVE A CLUE WHATS GOING ON_*
    Which basically explains everything

  • @TrashmanCZ
    @TrashmanCZ 4 года назад +251

    "Be yourself"
    That´s the exact reason why nobody likes me.

  • @cici4216
    @cici4216 5 лет назад +6836

    Me: Asks crush out.
    Crush: Lets just be friends.
    Me: I see this as an absolute win since i have no friends.

    • @titaniummechanism3214
      @titaniummechanism3214 4 года назад +178

      Just don't say that out loud please.

    • @Pk2723
      @Pk2723 4 года назад +560

      @@titaniummechanism3214 No no, he absolutely should. If he says that, she'll feel sorry for him but won't know how to respond which will lead to an awkward situation which will lead to her having more of a reason to avoid him which means that he will be able to escape the incredibly awkward scenario of pretending to be friends with a person who knows you're into them. Valid strategy IMO.

    • @Nore67842
      @Nore67842 4 года назад +88

      @@Pk2723 You know what? That’s pretty good advice even tho i don't need it

    • @tiagomendez658
      @tiagomendez658 4 года назад +14

      Ah, this would work if it wasn’t me who said I only wanted to be friends, because I’m somewhat emotionally unstable and can’t stop constantly second-guessing myself

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 4 года назад +7

      This does not work irl

  • @ThZuao
    @ThZuao 6 лет назад +504

    "I have 1.8 million subscribers on RUclips"
    *Panties: Drop*

  • @kevinistrash3872
    @kevinistrash3872 6 лет назад +1147

    *The old 1-2, works everytime*

    • @theone9930
      @theone9930 6 лет назад +11

      1-2=1... So ur now single

    • @brycehurtado4059
      @brycehurtado4059 6 лет назад +23

      It’s -1

    • @bd603
      @bd603 6 лет назад +7

      No he said “the ol’ 1-2”. Idiot, not “whole”. Jesus

    • @Aquanex2
      @Aquanex2 6 лет назад

      First Last No need for insults, but yes you are correct.

    • @UGotSerbed
      @UGotSerbed 6 лет назад +5

      I love how he almost cracks up in the bit immediately afterwards. Almost lost his composure.

  • @rikupv
    @rikupv 4 года назад +63

    2:16 You can tell he was so proud of the pick up line because he couldn't stop smiling afterwards😂😂

  • @maggiemusic777
    @maggiemusic777 6 лет назад +1233

    *3:52** even hearing you explain this moment gives me ptsd*

  • @AnthonyB1ake
    @AnthonyB1ake 6 лет назад +4543

    I hear some confidence in your voice on this one lol. You might be a stud in disguise. I’m onto you.. 🤨

    • @PinnysVids
      @PinnysVids 6 лет назад +438

      Don't you know he used to be Grandmaster in starcraft? Of course he's confident, he's a literal god!

    • @tjtj012
      @tjtj012 6 лет назад +267

      He just got a girlfriend. Which explains the video about successfully talking to a girl

    • @BeyondPrideMF
      @BeyondPrideMF 6 лет назад +257

      From his sense of humor I would definitely say he is a guy who's good with girls

    • @librev5881
      @librev5881 6 лет назад +3

      Anthony B *into

    • @inventorofhotwater1501
      @inventorofhotwater1501 6 лет назад +14

      There are grandmaster titles in starcraft? What in tarnation?

  • @Livingeidolon
    @Livingeidolon 6 лет назад +414

    'cause I only date dimes'... Had to pause it for a minute there.
    To rethink my subscriptions.

    • @nob2243
      @nob2243 6 лет назад +6

      Hey now, don't be so harsh, at least he tried to be amusing.

    • @seniorgranpolladeenergia2145
      @seniorgranpolladeenergia2145 6 лет назад +16

      I don't understand the joke, im not english and dont understand the second meaning of dime
      Pls help

    • @timmyschutz
      @timmyschutz 6 лет назад +29

      Dime is both a US ten cent coin, and a lady that a ten (super cute)

    • @nob2243
      @nob2243 6 лет назад +8

      A dime equals 10¢, and it's a wordplay where he hints on her look being 10/10 (so he implies, that she is very attractive).

    • @Exo594-b5v
      @Exo594-b5v 6 лет назад +1

      Also, "dime" said in a particular way could sound like "dame".

  • @themoosee
    @themoosee 4 года назад +266

    0:28 "You either get a yes or a no"
    Litterally everyone i ask out: Ew

    • @oil1252
      @oil1252 4 года назад +10

      True, I'm too ugly for girls and plus a tinder study showed that woman say that 80% of guys are underaverage

    • @elvis4868
      @elvis4868 4 года назад +9

      @TheWeeaboo actually false lol

    • @josephpenarrieta9619
      @josephpenarrieta9619 4 года назад +1

      Visible sadness

    • @oil1252
      @oil1252 4 года назад +3

      @TheWeeaboo men rated woman normally like a bell curve

    • @Memorex996
      @Memorex996 3 года назад

      Those bastards lied to me

  • @GenerationWest
    @GenerationWest 6 лет назад +1654

    "Because I only date dimes"
    I had a laughing fit for a few good minutes.

    • @nikesbruh3058
      @nikesbruh3058 6 лет назад +2

      GenerationWest 💀💀

    • @andy-tm5re
      @andy-tm5re 6 лет назад +1

      *laughing**

    • @fishmamma4846
      @fishmamma4846 6 лет назад +4

      Explain

    • @Tom-101
      @Tom-101 6 лет назад +4

      GenerationWest (help I don't get it I'm either retarded or that's the point)

    • @patrigali21
      @patrigali21 6 лет назад

      Me too

  • @FuneralGraveMemorial
    @FuneralGraveMemorial 6 лет назад +1097

    First dates are that lovely time you figure out that the person you are meeting looks way different from their picture!

    • @rebeltv5647
      @rebeltv5647 6 лет назад +2

      Right Wing got catfishes?

    • @patricklloyd1797
      @patricklloyd1797 6 лет назад

      That's what snap is for ;)

    • @laurinh.5228
      @laurinh.5228 6 лет назад +4

      learned that lesson yesterday.

    • @meisam14
      @meisam14 6 лет назад +1

      Right Wing Not if you cold approach them on the street first. 😏

    • @cutecommie
      @cutecommie 6 лет назад

      Right Wing I can't laugh about this because I remember all of your horrible videos.

  • @thomaswalsh4552
    @thomaswalsh4552 6 лет назад +1219

    That dime line was the best thing I've heard all day, by far

    • @mvmedved
      @mvmedved 5 лет назад +4

      Thomas Walsh what does it mean

    • @FulgurHalcyon
      @FulgurHalcyon 5 лет назад

      mvmedved 10 out of...?

  • @kingscreed1511
    @kingscreed1511 4 года назад +798

    “I can only date 10 cent coins”
    “What why?”
    “Because I only date dimes”
    Top 10 smoothest lines Ive ever heard

    • @CianThoYT
      @CianThoYT 2 года назад +1

      what does dimes mean in this context?

    • @yosu9954
      @yosu9954 2 года назад +1

      @@CianThoYT 10/10

    • @CianThoYT
      @CianThoYT 2 года назад

      @@yosu9954 ight thx

    • @magicboof
      @magicboof 2 года назад +1

      *swish* 🗑️🏀🌠⛹️

  • @pathaleyguitar9763
    @pathaleyguitar9763 5 лет назад +2825

    Girl: violently rips off your pants and starts going to town on your downtown.
    Is she into you?
    *can't tell*

    • @br4054
      @br4054 4 года назад +409

      Could just be Canadian

    • @oil1252
      @oil1252 4 года назад +40

      Cant relate

    • @suecli8131
      @suecli8131 4 года назад +74

      She could just be horny

    • @henri4730
      @henri4730 4 года назад +113

      She just doesn't have the money to pay for the dinner

    • @catchingvalue8697
      @catchingvalue8697 3 года назад +9

      You'll have to smell her fingers

  • @VulpesVoce
    @VulpesVoce 6 лет назад +400

    1:55 is top quality. 25 minutes well spent, I say.

  • @Petermason_
    @Petermason_ 5 лет назад +642

    "sit on the curb and talk for 2 hours because your both too scared to be emotionally vulnerable" Really hits home lmao. My now girlfriend and I sat outside for 2 hours after our awkward date and I messaged my friend like what should we do. We went to the drive in movies together afterwards and talked until 7am the next morning. Started bad but its fantastic now

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 4 года назад +129

      *heavy talking session all night long*
      How is that a bad date?

    • @chromitehertz9016
      @chromitehertz9016 4 года назад +75

      bruh if that's bad then what's your good

    • @lastronaute3606
      @lastronaute3606 3 года назад +11

      It happened the same to me, but even worst, we went to McDo to have an ice cream on the beach, she borrowed my jacket because it was cold, she told me she haven't eat before coming, I paid a Wrap and burger for her, suggested her to come home to eat, we talked all night long about her problems in life, then she settled home for 1,5 months and we nerver did nothing, then one day we went angry, during 1,5 months we tried to comeback to the other but now it's finished, we don't talk anymore ....

    • @hadassah6563
      @hadassah6563 3 года назад +5

      That sounds like a great date though

    • @lgd_stryker2971
      @lgd_stryker2971 3 года назад +11

      Actually, sometimes, the more the situation gets awkward, the better of a sign it is.

  • @sneeringzorbone
    @sneeringzorbone Год назад +63

    I've seen this video 30 times and I just got the "I only date dimes" double meaning. (Because he's a coin collector telling the year)

  • @ssnewp2340
    @ssnewp2340 6 лет назад +110

    People say the same shit with different words during confessions and sex. "Forgive me father for I have sinned" and "Punish me daddy, I've been naughty"

    • @mssufjan
      @mssufjan 6 лет назад +5

      sean sheridan This is fucking
      genius lmao

    • @glideo
      @glideo 6 лет назад

      i'm 90% sure it's from a textpost

    • @callumprice4096
      @callumprice4096 6 лет назад

      cof oh yeah it is

  • @TheGroovyGuitarDude
    @TheGroovyGuitarDude 6 лет назад +1782

    Casually Explained is legitimately one of the only RUclips channels that consistently makes me ACTUALLY laugh out loud 🤣

    • @Angelinamarie1121
      @Angelinamarie1121 6 лет назад +1

      The Groovy Guitar Dude - Daily Guitar Lessons Same:)

    • @Jasondurgen
      @Jasondurgen 6 лет назад

      The Groovy Guitar Dude - Daily Guitar Lessons look up TheOdd1sOut

    • @criole6773
      @criole6773 6 лет назад +6

      "then you show them your youtube channel" gets me every time XDDD

    • @destinyselbe1107
      @destinyselbe1107 6 лет назад +1

      The Groovy Guitar Dude - Daily Guitar Lessons SAME

    • @narutoisthebestevaaa
      @narutoisthebestevaaa 6 лет назад +2

      100% facts. my favorite youtuber for humor

  • @oskaraltman
    @oskaraltman 6 лет назад +151

    Don't worry you don't have to go on a first date just skip straight to the second one.

    • @dsend_
      @dsend_ 6 лет назад +27

      Lost Connection *LIFE HACKS*

    • @BlackWhiteCloud
      @BlackWhiteCloud 6 лет назад +3

      somehow that feels like a joke from parks and rec

  • @AlexLee-dc2vb
    @AlexLee-dc2vb 3 года назад +142

    "if you've been platonic friends for five years hoping your next hair cut is the one that will tip them over the edge" *how did he know*
    i'm screaming

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 4 года назад +3046

    "You better have plenty of alcohol planned because your current personality isn't cutting it"
    *Okay, now I just feel personally attacked*

    • @DaShoopdahoop
      @DaShoopdahoop 4 года назад +30

      Me under 3 lungs of vodka, *hmm, still not enough*

    • @royliber3824
      @royliber3824 3 года назад +4

      What kind of sorcery is this? This line hunted me down for the last 10 or so years since I even started drinking in meetings...

    • @pietrofavalesi
      @pietrofavalesi 2 года назад +2

      I didn laugh at this line

    • @GamesBeatGamer
      @GamesBeatGamer 2 года назад +2

      I think your username confirms this

    • @nbruns10
      @nbruns10 Год назад

      It's sad (for you) but true...

  • @airmatt6836
    @airmatt6836 5 лет назад +413

    “While I’m not judging you for busting out the strap-on day one, god certainly is.”

  • @mr.2minutes161
    @mr.2minutes161 5 лет назад +1269

    "hi grill!!!"
    "grill?"
    "its because you're hot"
    "oh.. haha."
    _you are blocked from following_

    • @dinkbros4723
      @dinkbros4723 4 года назад +65

      She might be into you

    • @dinkbros4723
      @dinkbros4723 4 года назад +11

      @misssweetener - lol thats true, there's no way to ever know 😂

    • @hilal4212
      @hilal4212 3 года назад +2

      Michael scott

    • @ChaseMcCain81
      @ChaseMcCain81 3 года назад

      Haha

    • @thisisyes3973
      @thisisyes3973 3 года назад +4

      because you put meat in it

  • @cygnus_exe3366
    @cygnus_exe3366 3 года назад +202

    “If you got your date by limp wristedly swiping your finger across your cracked iPhone, ice cream is a perfectly acceptable first date option because we all know you’re there to see how they eat soft serve.”
    This is the most perfect joke on so many levels, I can’t even. You have won the internet.

  • @Hulie
    @Hulie 6 лет назад +2221

    Sex Ed: Don't finish with a hallelujah, finish with a condom.

  • @angrydoge4038
    @angrydoge4038 6 лет назад +237

    Oh cool, maybe I can get a date now.
    ..."First step is asking someone out"
    *Rolls back over*

    • @JGnLAU8OAWF6
      @JGnLAU8OAWF6 6 лет назад +8

      Asking someone out is easy, but what to do next is beyond me, so i never asked anyone...

    • @tobivan3190
      @tobivan3190 6 лет назад +9

      Антон Южаков the real trouble starts if they say yes

    • @JGnLAU8OAWF6
      @JGnLAU8OAWF6 6 лет назад +2

      That's what i'm talking about.

    • @col-gz5tk
      @col-gz5tk 6 лет назад +7

      Honestly if they said yes, they already like you so from there just plan a nice date. It's ok if your fist date is a little awkward most of them are.

    • @samjoshi1812
      @samjoshi1812 6 лет назад

      That's the truth.

  • @sqwertt8605
    @sqwertt8605 5 лет назад +629

    “ nowadays it seems everyone is having sex before holding hands anyway”
    How could you suggest doing something so lewd before having sex

    • @snipejaysnipejay4703
      @snipejaysnipejay4703 4 года назад +5

      How does that even work

    • @sqwertt8605
      @sqwertt8605 4 года назад +14

      It’s a reference to a manga series called (Komi-San can’t communicate) witch became a meme in the weeaboo community

    • @MEXUS.
      @MEXUS. 4 года назад +12

      @Bob Bobbertson Bruh

    • @ione2003
      @ione2003 4 года назад +10

      @Bob Bobbertson Bruh

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 4 года назад +7

      @Bob Bobbertson Bruh

  • @AverageSensei
    @AverageSensei 4 года назад +25

    "I only date dimes"
    I LOVE THIS GUY

  • @lordodysseus
    @lordodysseus 5 лет назад +339

    "So, what do you do in your spare time?"
    "I cry."

  • @jakeherb9332
    @jakeherb9332 6 лет назад +120

    Can’t get stressed if you never get your hopes up

    • @JGnLAU8OAWF6
      @JGnLAU8OAWF6 6 лет назад +11

      Like hopes of anyone actually talking to you?

    • @koerier718
      @koerier718 6 лет назад +12

      Can't get stressed if you never have dates.

  • @Shilobotomized
    @Shilobotomized 5 лет назад +644

    "People are having sex before they hold hands"
    Yikes, nailed it like chad did

    • @appa609
      @appa609 4 года назад +2

      this seems difficult

    • @user-xv2lj2tx1b
      @user-xv2lj2tx1b 3 года назад +11

      Modern problems need modern solutions

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 года назад +11

      Funny, nowadays people have entire hookups where the only parts that touch are their genitals

    • @skttlz5410
      @skttlz5410 3 года назад +1

      @@appa609 I just did what he said...

    • @silkroad1201
      @silkroad1201 2 года назад

      It is the best way to break the ice. You can always get their name after

  • @rbst-dg8ji
    @rbst-dg8ji 3 года назад +54

    I’ve developed social anxiety due to several lockdowns and I could never imagine to go to dates like I did in the past (maybe it’s my low self esteem) but you kinda encouraged me to try it again lmao

    • @Shadow77999
      @Shadow77999 3 года назад +4

      Try being in lockdown for the past 10 years

  • @2Infinit2
    @2Infinit2 6 лет назад +1456

    I only date dimes. - This was the best. You started laughing... hahahah

    • @Yzaytsev
      @Yzaytsev 6 лет назад +20

      Could someone please elaborate on this joke, I didn't get it.

    • @timbradshaw5481
      @timbradshaw5481 6 лет назад +88

      A dime is a type of coin but also a word used for a very beautiful lady
      So he said he dates dimes as in, can tell you what date it was made, but it also means he only dates beautiful women

    • @2Infinit2
      @2Infinit2 6 лет назад +95

      It could also mean... he only dates 10s ;)

    • @Yzaytsev
      @Yzaytsev 6 лет назад +6

      Cool, thanks! I forgot that I can use urban dictionary for that second meaning.

    • @aceboy706
      @aceboy706 6 лет назад +21

      I thought I was the only one that caught him laughing there 😂

  • @artwizardsam3238
    @artwizardsam3238 5 лет назад +271

    **Reasons to not be yourself**
    "You'd be at home playing FarCry"
    I HAVEN'T HEARD A MORE ACCURATE STATEMENT EVER!

  • @Sartheris
    @Sartheris 6 лет назад +166

    "How you talk about something is way more important that what you are talking about".
    Whoa! Words to live by, honestly!

    • @The9thDoctor
      @The9thDoctor 4 года назад +3

      depends on if you're talking about how to dissect an (entire) human

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 4 года назад +1

      @@The9thDoctor That sounds interesting

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 года назад +1

      @@The9thDoctor gonna try that.

  • @jacquelinewithac8668
    @jacquelinewithac8668 3 года назад +33

    My boyfriend and I technically went on our first date like 3 weeks ago...like after 8 months of being together that was our first time going to a restaurant and doing “date” things. Romance in quarantine everyone

  • @gaymerjerry
    @gaymerjerry 4 года назад +515

    i hate nothing more than movie first dates.
    "Hey wouldnt it be romantic if for our first date we did an activity that we cant talk to eachother during"

    • @Cookedfrfrfr
      @Cookedfrfrfr 4 года назад +45

      Ikr, the first date is all about getting to know the other person...

    • @Torchedini
      @Torchedini 4 года назад +108

      It only works if you go for food or drinks after. Gives you something to talk about to fill dead space. You're not doing just the movie.

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 4 года назад +68

      There's a reason it's "dinner _and_ a movie" not just "a movie".

    • @JoshuaTootell
      @JoshuaTootell 4 года назад +19

      My very first real date...at 38 years old (freshly divorced) was at a comedy club.
      Worked out pretty well.

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 года назад +5

      @@thewanderingmistnull2451 Indeed, a period while shoving food into your face is a great time to chat.

  • @digitalfroot
    @digitalfroot 5 лет назад +384

    “so the most classic date idea is dinner and a movie”
    *holds up a camcorder*

    • @dinkbros4723
      @dinkbros4723 4 года назад +21

      Only if she's a dime

    • @greenlemon3028
      @greenlemon3028 4 года назад +3

      Oml I get it now. See that's the C proof I am male

  • @Lukasafer
    @Lukasafer 6 лет назад +54

    This man is a gift to the world
    Holds all the knowledge and gives us high quality work

  • @burn_beats
    @burn_beats 3 года назад +24

    „Nowadays it seems like everyone is having sex before holding hands anyway“😂😂

  • @dainross5321
    @dainross5321 6 лет назад +65

    *"I don't have a clue what's going on"*
    Exactly what I was thinking on the first "date" I went on today

  • @amberaugustini5134
    @amberaugustini5134 5 лет назад +285

    The accent he gave his mom was sooo Australian I’m amazed

    • @drewdebrocke2656
      @drewdebrocke2656 4 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @Jzombi301
      @Jzombi301 4 года назад +26

      its cause he is from Australia and moved to canada

    • @blakearius
      @blakearius 3 года назад +4

      I was born in australia and have no accent. But I'm basically hermit atm and watching american media prob doesn't help.

  • @zoomerjack5435
    @zoomerjack5435 5 лет назад +3367

    Me: Do you want a French kiss or an Australian kiss?
    Girl: What’s an Australian kiss?
    Me: A kiss down under.

  • @huygfc4257
    @huygfc4257 4 года назад +737

    She wants to show you her room? Is she into you?
    Can't really tell. She may just want to show you her room.

    • @nelzelpher2088
      @nelzelpher2088 4 года назад +19

      I would have sex at the back of my mind but that's what I would assume. Same for the "would you like a coffee inside" talk.

    • @titaniummechanism3214
      @titaniummechanism3214 4 года назад +68

      She wants to rearrange her room and can't move the couch on her own.

    • @zain6008
      @zain6008 4 года назад +3

      She wants to show you her new bed? Is she into you? You can't really tell.

    • @svantee_in_the_woods8389
      @svantee_in_the_woods8389 4 года назад +34

      She might have redecorated her room and just wants a second opinion about it?

    • @AnonW
      @AnonW 4 года назад +7

      I totally show girls my room.

  • @swizzy6010
    @swizzy6010 5 лет назад +173

    2:36 you can hear how he’s trying to hold his laugh 😂

    • @drewdebrocke2656
      @drewdebrocke2656 4 года назад

      Yessir

    • @icehot900
      @icehot900 4 года назад +3

      Actually first time, also i bust my ass out at that one

  • @Vantablack21
    @Vantablack21 5 лет назад +99

    Damn the, "Oh shit he thinks this is a date" one really killed me😭💯

  • @boochandryan8055
    @boochandryan8055 6 лет назад +697

    I feel like you put a lot of work into these videos to make them seem like you don't put a lot of work into them...

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 6 лет назад +58

      That's the beauty of it

    • @drmike9
      @drmike9 6 лет назад +7

      Thus the basis of its appeal. -10TiHaY 🍓

    • @mikhailhunter5277
      @mikhailhunter5277 6 лет назад +24

      he writes a script, he probably does screen play too. And there's definitely hours of editing, content research and writing jokes.

    • @allisonscanlan4144
      @allisonscanlan4144 6 лет назад +14

      Hmm I don't think he wants to make them seem effortless, but they are so we'll organized and articulated that they come across super clear and flow really well. So then yeah from a distance they seem simple, but if i broke it all down I'd be like wow there is really so much thought here

    • @SmokeDoinks420
      @SmokeDoinks420 5 лет назад

      exactly

  • @bigboy6971
    @bigboy6971 4 года назад +21

    in a row:
    Casualy explained: is she into you I
    Causally explained: is she into you II
    Causally explained: flirtng
    Causally explained: first dates
    we on a roll

  • @Daebi117
    @Daebi117 6 лет назад +31

    @ 1:55 - That second to last bullet point really hit me heavy

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 6 лет назад +2070

    If I learned one thing from this video, it's that Casually Explained isn't American given by how he spells centre and cheque. I'm guessing he's Canadian.

    • @TheCuber2400
      @TheCuber2400 6 лет назад +695

      He's from Australia and lives in Canada.

    • @sasscream
      @sasscream 6 лет назад +182

      Is there a vid where he reveals this? I just cottoned on to it bc of his mum's accent haha

    • @georgia6198
      @georgia6198 6 лет назад +118

      sass in- casually explains: sports

    • @georgia6198
      @georgia6198 6 лет назад +132

      sass he’s from tasy he moved when he was 12 and now lives in Vancouver. I’m guessing his mum still talks Aussie but he has an American/Canadian accent

    • @Obama_OReilly
      @Obama_OReilly 6 лет назад +30

      From several of his videos it's clear he went to the University of Victoria on Vancouver Island.

  • @insertusernamehere4977
    @insertusernamehere4977 2 года назад +5

    All of us sitting here trying to learn about Phase 57 when we haven’t reached Phase 1.

  • @MsExorc
    @MsExorc 6 лет назад +60

    You're going too quick, first date? i haven't even reached eye contact..

  • @Dustin314
    @Dustin314 6 лет назад +816

    0:35 The Office. Scott’s Tots.

  • @Nonchalant1996
    @Nonchalant1996 6 лет назад +114

    I asked a girl out to a date once and she said yes and things were going great and at the end of the date when we were saying goodbye I was really considering asking her to take things to a more serious level because I was beginning to really like her but before I said anything she said “I had a lot of fun tonight, I can’t wait to tell my boyfriend about it”

  • @Arch4ngel670
    @Arch4ngel670 4 года назад +2

    I really like how you show a small sentence
    And then show shit ton of info on it for few sec that everyone pauses and reads.
    Love your vids man. Keep it up👍

  • @laynewarner937
    @laynewarner937 6 лет назад +1691

    2 + 2= 4 - 1=3 that’s quick maths
    Don’t think I didn’t catch you sneaky boi

    • @laynewarner937
      @laynewarner937 6 лет назад +1

      Lucas Whitfield what is 4-1 😂

    • @111louis
      @111louis 6 лет назад +40

      but 2+2=4 -1= 3 is wrong, 2+2 is 4 not 4-1

    • @Khark98
      @Khark98 6 лет назад +14

      Wow man i bet you're the life of the party huh? just let the man have a laugh jesus...

    • @Khark98
      @Khark98 6 лет назад +5

      All this "NO! YOU'RE WRONGG ITS AKTUALLY WRONG" no one caresssss

    • @lucaswhitfield718
      @lucaswhitfield718 6 лет назад +12

      kevin harkins no u

  • @AwesomepianoTURTLES
    @AwesomepianoTURTLES 6 лет назад +29

    Perfect date idea:
    Fox only, final destination, no items

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 6 лет назад

      AwesomepianoTURTLES Heheh

  • @teri97
    @teri97 5 лет назад +40

    You sit on the curb, talk for two hours and then go home because you're both too scared to be emotionally vulnerable... the most relatable thing I've heard in a long time..

  • @danielcoreas3094
    @danielcoreas3094 4 года назад +47

    “They can only say yes or no”
    “Ew”

    • @mcseelmann
      @mcseelmann 4 года назад +5

      there are so many words you can put around the word "no", like "no, gross", "no f*cking way", "god no", "i like no-thing about you"

  • @CKTDanny
    @CKTDanny 6 лет назад +642

    Thanks, I'll keep this in mind in case I ever get struck by lightning

    • @sasykins3359
      @sasykins3359 6 лет назад

      SDG Danny you never know these days😳

    • @NoName-xxxxx
      @NoName-xxxxx 6 лет назад

      TryZoid Already got one

  • @alexandermahterian5432
    @alexandermahterian5432 5 лет назад +315

    Hilariously, I have a female friend with whom I've had a platonic relationship for 5 years who recently told me we should go out some time. I just chopped off all my hair. 😎👌

    • @antonberglund117
      @antonberglund117 3 года назад +11

      How did it go?😁😃😃

    • @Forit26
      @Forit26 2 года назад +5

      @@antonberglund117 same thing I'm asking

    • @Madwonk
      @Madwonk 2 года назад +26

      Its been 2 years we're all wondering

    • @apollo_01-stellermidnight
      @apollo_01-stellermidnight 2 года назад +33

      Is he alive? Oh dear daddy something must have gone wrong

    • @lukerubrum5618
      @lukerubrum5618 Год назад +5

      @@apollo_01-stellermidnight d-daddy? Excuse me 😬🤨

  • @joepbergfeld8997
    @joepbergfeld8997 4 года назад +4

    2:45 I love how proud he sounds after he said that

  • @acecombatps2
    @acecombatps2 5 лет назад +97

    CasuallyExplained just feels like an older brother to me. Always giving advice

  • @Haggispk
    @Haggispk 6 лет назад +24

    What I did for my first date was go kayaking. It was a fun activity that felt adventurous and not too much talking and simply enjoying nature. Setting up a hammock to watch the stars come out helped too I'm sure.
    Highly recommend doing something adventurous because even if it doesn't work out you still ended up doing something you wouldn't normally do.

  • @MagpieMyth13
    @MagpieMyth13 6 лет назад +118

    This was hilarious and was cute when at points you could hear the smile in your voice as you were struggling not to laugh at your own jokes amazing

    • @cameronlaak9095
      @cameronlaak9095 6 лет назад +3

      Glad to know other's noticed that as well haha

    • @MagpieMyth13
      @MagpieMyth13 6 лет назад +2

      No one asked me out on a date in a fantasy land wowee my lucky day

    • @georgia6198
      @georgia6198 6 лет назад

      2:40

    • @eliseo5416
      @eliseo5416 6 лет назад

      Niamh Harrison Is that a Yes?

    • @korazona3731
      @korazona3731 6 лет назад

      i was thinking Morthal tbh

  • @Cheetahhh
    @Cheetahhh 4 года назад +13

    2:39 you could hear his smile through his voice and it's so funny oml

    • @karifurai8479
      @karifurai8479 4 года назад

      hi cheetah i watch your channel you are cool

  • @WaveViper
    @WaveViper 6 лет назад +69

    2:35 Is that...emotion I hear?!?!!

    • @DrScorpion740
      @DrScorpion740 6 лет назад +11

      Deviation from the casual. Unsubscribe.

    • @NetSraC1306
      @NetSraC1306 6 лет назад +1

      He almost broke character there. to be fair, god damn that pick up line was smooth and bad as hell

  • @rcoverc
    @rcoverc 6 лет назад +730

    3:09 he did quickmaths 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @michaelgonzalez4853
    @michaelgonzalez4853 6 лет назад +16

    “Drunk paint night, drunk baking, drunk LEGO, and drunk stand up comedy”

  • @spark_city9639
    @spark_city9639 3 года назад +10

    2:30 he's holding in his laughter form the joke he just told lol

  • @annabel9278
    @annabel9278 6 лет назад +730

    damn your australian accent was amazing

    • @rdubby1102
      @rdubby1102 6 лет назад +90

      # that’s prolly because he’s Australian

    • @jinchey
      @jinchey 5 лет назад +36

      @@rdubby1102 Well he left when he was 12 so his claim is wearing off.

    • @Ruthun92
      @Ruthun92 5 лет назад +17

      He went from England-lite to America-lite

    • @jinchey
      @jinchey 5 лет назад +24

      @@Ruthun92 nah, England lite is Ireland. Australia is on the opposite side of the globe from England

    • @Ruthun92
      @Ruthun92 5 лет назад +46

      @@jinchey Ah then NZ is Australia-lite

  • @BukataEddieMIII
    @BukataEddieMIII 5 лет назад +33

    Took me a whole 15 seconds to get the "I only date dimes" joke. I am mind blown dude.

    • @HiJack3r
      @HiJack3r 5 лет назад +4

      I still don't get it.

    • @mafalda9812
      @mafalda9812 5 лет назад +1

      The Greek Hijacker same

    • @klausbrinck2137
      @klausbrinck2137 5 лет назад +4

      I´m not a natural english speaker, so I got it first when i saw it written in the comments. to date somebody, is to meet a possible partner. to date something is also to make research and find out how old it is, like archaeologists do (or coin-collectors in this case)... but if the "dimes"-part also has 2 meanings, that, i do not know... Must be a special deficiency that Greeks have towards the english language, i am Greek...

    • @madeiraislander
      @madeiraislander 4 года назад +11

      @@klausbrinck2137 a dime is worth 10 cents. he only dates dimes, which could bo interpreted as he only dates 10's, now switch the meaning of "date" and you get that he only dates girls who are 10's on a 1-10 scale. so that's the joke xD