Casually Explained: Flirting

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @Manoffire466
    @Manoffire466 7 лет назад +40147

    I never flirt with a girl who flirts back, I just can't go out with someone with standards that low.

    • @scottmcauliffe8916
      @scottmcauliffe8916 7 лет назад +685

      J Munoz damn.....same

    • @Jusssssssssssssssss
      @Jusssssssssssssssss 7 лет назад +577

      J Munoz so you are considering yourself as a low quality person?

    • @RsAdwaam
      @RsAdwaam 7 лет назад +2357

      Faris Yusuf congratz on getting the joke!

    • @dexterrr9163
      @dexterrr9163 7 лет назад +173

      just maybe she likes you, dont take it too serious tho

    • @gnmarte
      @gnmarte 7 лет назад +684

      Well, at this point we cant be too sure. We better keep looking for signals.

  • @jjoker129
    @jjoker129 5 лет назад +14352

    I feel like he doesn’t even read off of a script, he just thinks of something and freestyles it

    • @buster117
      @buster117 5 лет назад +883

      Well that's a casual explanation for you.

    • @arisilittedsquad9003
      @arisilittedsquad9003 5 лет назад +15

      buster117 69

    • @jackismname
      @jackismname 5 лет назад +415

      Theres no way its freestyled, its really well written.

    • @Tipen
      @Tipen 4 года назад +274

      julien astier He just reads it so naturally it feels freestyled

    • @mr_ekshun
      @mr_ekshun 4 года назад +75

      It could always be both, too. I think it's likely he freestyles at least some of it. Idk his background for sure but after watching his video on comedy, it kind of sounded like he might have some background in comedy. Maybe.

  • @PeterOekvist
    @PeterOekvist 5 лет назад +9091

    When i was 20 I flirted with a really beautiful girl at work
    and when she started to flirt back i became so fucking
    nervous that i asked what she did for a living....
    Smoooooth.....

    • @filipedias7284
      @filipedias7284 5 лет назад +39

      ruclips.net/video/hLjTqH_ZvO4/видео.html

    • @thescrimble
      @thescrimble 5 лет назад +516

      Cha cha

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 4 года назад +168

      @@filipedias7284 appropriate response

    • @iloverussia111
      @iloverussia111 3 года назад +246

      DAAAAMN MAN YOU REALLY GOT HER

    • @goldmantis5850
      @goldmantis5850 3 года назад +223

      I hear the ladies like it when you ask them "have you heard of the high elves?"

  • @ruler898
    @ruler898 7 лет назад +8885

    Man Casually Explained have you been working out? Those doodles of you have gotten a few pixels wider.

    • @quinrizer6143
      @quinrizer6143 7 лет назад +175

      esrezza I wouldn't advertise that

    • @Missfit3
      @Missfit3 7 лет назад +15

      ruler898 Nice try
      BETHANY
      Don't mind me just a random person

    • @Architector_4
      @Architector_4 7 лет назад +110

      +esrezza
      **watches on a huge 320x240 screen**
      DAAMN, now THAT is a huge one.

    • @katieday717
      @katieday717 7 лет назад +1

      ruler898 the

    • @quinrizer6143
      @quinrizer6143 7 лет назад +5

      esrezza I gotcha man. I like to wear a shirt that says "I have a small penis". All the girls love it

  • @waimanalo
    @waimanalo 7 лет назад +8394

    "Do you like music?"
    ...
    "Wow, we have so much in common."

    • @anthonylach8089
      @anthonylach8089 7 лет назад +236

      lifeissometa
      "I usually inhale something called O. Or other words known as Oxygen. It keeps my blood flowing through my body so I can stay alive. So how about you?" Usually works as most humans breathe air, so yea we connect.

    • @sirquestgiver8550
      @sirquestgiver8550 7 лет назад +154

      anthony lach - I can't connect, I breath O2... soooo... sorry

    • @hunsopheap2856
      @hunsopheap2856 7 лет назад +1

      MysticMushroom poooj

    • @trentmaze1489
      @trentmaze1489 7 лет назад

      lifeissometa jfri

    • @lauran.5524
      @lauran.5524 7 лет назад

      anthony lach áhgsgdhfd

  • @Tony.Vibez.
    @Tony.Vibez. 7 лет назад +10646

    “You’re really starting to fill up that extra small shirt” LOL IM DEAD

    • @lukefischer1323
      @lukefischer1323 5 лет назад +19

      What’s the joke

    • @benturner4774
      @benturner4774 5 лет назад +186

      @@lukefischer1323 you'll learn eventually

    • @Dark-Horizon15
      @Dark-Horizon15 5 лет назад +449

      @@lukefischer1323 He is trying to look more muscular by wearing a extra small shirt

    • @Grace-iv1ho
      @Grace-iv1ho 5 лет назад +12

      Luke Fischer what they surprised doggo said and how they’re a very tiny person lmao

    • @big_Tren
      @big_Tren 5 лет назад +2

      NRF Bands 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LouDaTrojan
    @LouDaTrojan 7 лет назад +10150

    "So, what school do you go to?" -Me to a cute chick in my music class

    • @DinujayaRajakaruna
      @DinujayaRajakaruna 7 лет назад +400

      Louinja Ahahah holy shit

    • @ROFLHELIPWNS
      @ROFLHELIPWNS 7 лет назад +168

      Louinja elsword player detected

    • @LouDaTrojan
      @LouDaTrojan 7 лет назад +127

      Yeah man... kinda dry compared to your existance

    • @nemdawg6342
      @nemdawg6342 7 лет назад +52

      "So who's Instagram or twitter did you steal this from" -Me to someone who shouldn't get any likes

    • @LouDaTrojan
      @LouDaTrojan 7 лет назад +105

      "Are you asking me a question or just stating the obvious?" -Me to someone who doesn't know how to put a question mark after a sentence ;)

  • @juanarocha8629
    @juanarocha8629 5 лет назад +4216

    Worst thing I've said while flirting
    'Wow, you must have a really nice brain'

    • @lordodysseus
      @lordodysseus 5 лет назад +391

      That actually got me laughing. You'll find a woman one day.

    • @MareNectaris
      @MareNectaris 5 лет назад +181

      To be fair I love it when men compliment my intelligence, so something along those lines would work really well with me 👍

    • @doll_dress_swap12
      @doll_dress_swap12 4 года назад +125

      I'd laugh at that and probably flirt back. A+ flirting technique.

    • @ADCFproductions
      @ADCFproductions 4 года назад +51

      @@doll_dress_swap12 A+ to you for sense of humour, i like that :)

    • @CimnaBun
      @CimnaBun 4 года назад +8

      Damn that sucks

  • @I_L_M_yt
    @I_L_M_yt 2 года назад +1642

    Lecture for life: Everyone knows how to flirt, until you meet someone you like.

  • @MrBeastknows
    @MrBeastknows 7 лет назад +11894

    "Hey, I think your cute." "Sorry but I have a boyfriend." "Omg so do I we have so much in common ;)"
    Gets them everytime.

    • @hata6290
      @hata6290 4 года назад +219

      what?

    • @hugebuffman3619
      @hugebuffman3619 4 года назад +2182

      @@hata6290 he said "Hey, I think your cute." "Sorry but I have a boyfriend." "Omg so do I we have so much in common ;)"
      Gets them everytime.

    • @ND-er1bo
      @ND-er1bo 4 года назад +843

      @@hata6290 "HEY, I THINK YOUR CUTE." "SORRY BUT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND." "OMG SO DO I WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON ;)"
      GETS TEHM EVERYTIME.

    • @SOMNIUM.
      @SOMNIUM. 4 года назад +393

      W H A T?

    • @dylancolon9756
      @dylancolon9756 4 года назад +270

      He said, "hey I think you're cute." "Sorry but I have a boyfriend". "Omg, so do I. We have so much in common ;)"
      Gets them everytime

  • @CreatorsInk
    @CreatorsInk 7 лет назад +8643

    So I flirted...
    I ended up in county prison and now all these prisoners keep flirting with me...does this mean I did it right? Please respond.

    • @reble_uwu3405
      @reble_uwu3405 6 лет назад +175

      But are they into you

    • @greekfire995
      @greekfire995 6 лет назад +116

      P L E A S E R E S P O N D

    • @greenthizzle4
      @greenthizzle4 5 лет назад +58

      FreedKeleeb I see you figured out the ol prison wallet technique and got a phone in.. be careful getting that soap though, someone might end up butt dialing an emergency number for you

    • @indavalucazo3277
      @indavalucazo3277 5 лет назад +56

      I know its late...but...I really hope you dont get heart broken by those prisoners man. They can be cruel and thoughtless of your feelings, find the right one for you man. Dont let anyone take advantage of you

    • @КириллЛомоносов-ы5н
      @КириллЛомоносов-ы5н 5 лет назад +11

      Paradigm Well, you cant really tell...

  • @jf011
    @jf011 7 лет назад +4319

    I tried flirting once but I went to initiate physical contact with a friendly punch to the shoulder and she ran off crying to her friends, any tips?

    • @metallsnubben
      @metallsnubben 7 лет назад +1466

      If you hear a crunch that's a bad sign. Punch harder so the arm comes clean off, don't wanna look weak

    • @charlespetrongolo4201
      @charlespetrongolo4201 7 лет назад +451

      Fuck the arm. Kill her to establish your dominance. Then you can go out with any girl if you threaten them a little.

    • @shmander
      @shmander 7 лет назад +167

      0/10 advice would ignore again

    • @Canseeyt
      @Canseeyt 7 лет назад +114

      Jack Fitzgerald tell her you were just showing her what Chris Brown didn't do

    • @MrPiccolo-du7ed
      @MrPiccolo-du7ed 7 лет назад +5

      Jack Fitzgerald She cant take light taps. Not you fault or unless u punched her too hard. yet again she did extra

  • @doll_dress_swap12
    @doll_dress_swap12 4 года назад +7394

    Her: he's thinking about other girls!
    Him: what's it like to be f-ed by a dude?

  • @buckledwheat6299
    @buckledwheat6299 7 лет назад +2592

    "Or just bent over the kitchen counter"
    Pffft
    HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @aslanburnley
    @aslanburnley 7 лет назад +2707

    Some advice.
    Don't be afraid of girls. If you want a girl to be your girlfriend, say hello, introduce yourself, ask her her name. Start up a conversation, maybe about her name, fashion, aesthetic, heritage, or what she or you are doing, and diverge into another related and interesting topic. Just talk and have fun. Be nice. One thing you should notice is whether or not a girl mentions her bf or husband. If she never mentions her partner, she might be single, or she doesn't like her partner. Once you have established a base line with them, maybe a few days later, go up to her earnestly, and with confidence, and ask her to be your gf. Don't be a fucking degenerate. Sex should be the last thing on your mind if you want to form a relationship. Life isn't just about sex. It is more about having a virtuous moral character, and that means having a bleeding heart, and a rational mind. Attraction and aesthetic are important, so maybe talk about those things, and be honest. Being physically healthy is also important. Remember what Hitler said, healthy body, healthy mind.

    • @cjv8522
      @cjv8522 6 лет назад +1371

      Did you actually quote fucking Hitler

    • @cjv8522
      @cjv8522 6 лет назад +231

      If you say so

    • @chrstnptt3398
      @chrstnptt3398 6 лет назад +231

      i,m dying, lol

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 6 лет назад +225

      This tip is as helpful as "What should I say?" - "Just say Hello." It doesn't help.
      And the part about life beeing about beeing a good person, fucking bullshit. Beeing nice is the last thing that gets you into a relationship.

    • @an_impasse
      @an_impasse 6 лет назад +351

      “Ask her her name”
      You’re already rejected.

  • @tgb6551
    @tgb6551 7 лет назад +3420

    lmao soon as he stopped making science videos he blew up

    • @MattTheBlaster
      @MattTheBlaster 7 лет назад +771

      fuck science. science cant explain why my dad left when i was kid

    • @noahdingess3814
      @noahdingess3814 7 лет назад +626

      It technically could.

    • @persal4096
      @persal4096 7 лет назад +632

      Belle Bish you see by the force of gravity, he propelled his foot one by one in the opposite direction of the location you are in

    • @Rationalist101
      @Rationalist101 7 лет назад +28

      Belle Bish Technically speaking it can

    • @mortem4342
      @mortem4342 7 лет назад +30

      M Je Yes it can, but you wouldn't like it.

  • @lilac392
    @lilac392 7 лет назад +2605

    “Alright, good handshake, remember her name, remember your name, pick 2”
    Crosses out remember your name

    • @gmjedi1015
      @gmjedi1015 5 лет назад +24

      It’s so true though

    • @santialterman3066
      @santialterman3066 5 лет назад +27

      Yeah that happened in the video you know... Exactly how you quoted it

    • @williamhu4205
      @williamhu4205 4 года назад +1

      imagine saying *Hey, my name is Dick Dick-In-Son*

    • @nickparkyn3561
      @nickparkyn3561 4 года назад

      g a b r i e l l e it’s just like “hi, ummmmmmm uhhhhhhhhhhhh hebcysbduchc bsjdhcbdjd”

    • @deepslates
      @deepslates 3 года назад +7

      _priorities_

  • @lucian0221
    @lucian0221 5 лет назад +703

    "Wait for the alcohol to give you a personality"

  • @AppleBiscuits
    @AppleBiscuits 7 лет назад +2403

    passed out from fear and woke up half naked at a Victoria's Secret surrounded by torn up dresses and what seemed to be a human leg. Did I do something wrong?

    • @Chushchev
      @Chushchev 7 лет назад +54

      Arcralf Dude omg nice comment very funny up and coming Internet comedian! Amazing truly outstanding, can't wait until you start your own comedy RUclips channel!

    • @Chushchev
      @Chushchev 7 лет назад +20

      anthony lach It was a cancer/10 at best

    • @HonoraryAperture
      @HonoraryAperture 7 лет назад +38

      cancer/10 doesnt count as a joke.

    • @redstonetechnician1993
      @redstonetechnician1993 7 лет назад +26

      +Meme School So my life isn't a joke?

    • @romanfox5368
      @romanfox5368 7 лет назад +2

      Depends...

  • @issacblevins42
    @issacblevins42 3 года назад +322

    “But this is also how a lot of girls act platonically friendly” Facts 100%

  • @TrollThings247
    @TrollThings247 7 лет назад +1881

    i ran out of my wife's labour to watch this video. Good thing this is about flirting, she left me

    • @Rationalist101
      @Rationalist101 7 лет назад +142

      What in tarnation

    • @jxcobpxrker5616
      @jxcobpxrker5616 7 лет назад +15

      Persephone left and now Hades onto that Demeter sas.

    • @lexn5739
      @lexn5739 6 лет назад +2

      This nigga

    • @vulpix8984
      @vulpix8984 6 лет назад +1

      It’s ok you can just kiddnap another girl and trick her to eat food

  • @thebackup9991
    @thebackup9991 7 лет назад +2549

    Hey comment section, I need some advice
    So I've been talking to this girl for a while. We get along very well, we hang out almost every day, she has a picture of me and her in her room, she always laugh and touches me on the arm and we like to sit in my ford truck and watch funny RUclips videos, such as this. She brings up sex-related subjects often in our conversations and always talks about how "hot she is" (I agree). Now before I ask, "Is she into me?" there are a few stipulations. We both live in the deep south, and she is incredibly racist and traditional. She rides her horse all the time, she listens to Blake Shelton 24/7 and always walks around with her confederate flag. She is also my cousin. Is she into me?

    • @Braincain007
      @Braincain007 7 лет назад +172

      Ethan Stephens no

    • @95kelleyk
      @95kelleyk 7 лет назад +346

      Ethan Stephens yes

    • @uncharted4076
      @uncharted4076 7 лет назад +981

      again you can't really be sure. you may just be in her profile pic because you are family. watching videos in bed is something that many friends do. my advice is to wait for now and keep looking for signs

    • @jamilskannal
      @jamilskannal 7 лет назад +190

      Hump her then dump her.

    • @brandonbaker536
      @brandonbaker536 7 лет назад +50

      I believe he has a video helping people out if said female is or is not into you. Recommend to watch then pursue more info regarding if she is into you or not. Sounds like a keeper though.

  • @rugbytimezone5480
    @rugbytimezone5480 4 года назад +673

    I had a crush on a girl for 3 years and when I finally had the courage to ask her out she told me she was a lesbian

  • @DJUnionX
    @DJUnionX 7 лет назад +2168

    Should I use wide angle or normal lens?

    • @ActionGal
      @ActionGal 7 лет назад +138

      No

    • @shank549
      @shank549 7 лет назад +12

      Belligerent Depends on your preference.

    • @channel11121
      @channel11121 7 лет назад +26

      Yes

    • @Phongryu
      @Phongryu 7 лет назад +175

      Either one, as long as there's 20x Zoom

    • @VigilSerus
      @VigilSerus 7 лет назад +6

      I see that AAL pick there ;^)

  • @sefkogg
    @sefkogg 7 лет назад +855

    I feel like I'm watching a Khan Academy video.

    • @dsnead
      @dsnead 5 лет назад +33

      Except it's actually useful.

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 5 лет назад +40

      @@dsnead so, a Khan Academy video?

    • @toomanybagels
      @toomanybagels 5 лет назад +17

      Dario Snead silence mortal khan academy is god

    • @TexturaI
      @TexturaI 4 года назад +1

      oof

    • @irmaostuga
      @irmaostuga 4 года назад +1

      The organic chemistry teacher is way better

  • @tomthetomato4917
    @tomthetomato4917 7 лет назад +373

    "Do you like air?"
    "Yes, why?"
    "OMG, me too!"
    "WOOOW, we have so much in common!"

    • @horsearcher6350
      @horsearcher6350 3 года назад +7

      I love air too. I cant even live without it

  • @madiwilliamss
    @madiwilliamss 7 лет назад +545

    1. Good Handshake
    2. Remember their name
    3. -Remember your name-
    4. Pick two

    • @filipedias7284
      @filipedias7284 5 лет назад +3

      I'll cross out pick two so I can pick all three

    • @williamhu4205
      @williamhu4205 4 года назад +1

      hmm, that looks like 3

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 4 года назад

      I dont want to pick 2, ill pick one because that seems like a really easy one

    • @Linneom
      @Linneom 4 года назад

      Muclunky

    • @ashleybrandenburger4665
      @ashleybrandenburger4665 3 года назад +2

      Hey thanks for the tip... insert*good handshake* M willi wanna go out....

  • @thisisEHAM
    @thisisEHAM 5 лет назад +436

    A girl once put her hand on my forearm after laughing at something I said. I hardly knew her. It was 8 years ago. I still remember it to this day, and I’ve had a few serious relationships since then. A simple touch can be a big sign!

    • @intj1434
      @intj1434 5 лет назад +70

      Really? Wow damn, I sometimes lightly touch my guy friends...i shouldn't be doing that i guess

    • @thisisEHAM
      @thisisEHAM 5 лет назад +45

      Sophia Kim Well I’d say if you both know you’re just friends, you’re alright

    • @intj1434
      @intj1434 5 лет назад +41

      @@thisisEHAM yea we do, I hope I'm not stirring up any emotions still

    • @blop-a-blop9419
      @blop-a-blop9419 4 года назад +51

      Once, while a piano was playing jazz, the girl I was attracted to grabbed my arm and put her head on my shoulder...
      *Anomaly detected*
      *Overheating*
      *System shut down in 3... 2... 1...*

    • @dwight3555
      @dwight3555 4 года назад +56

      The latest physical contact with a girl I remember was a couple years ago, when I helped her during an exam by passing to her some of the documents I brought in (it was authorized), and when she got out of the room she jumped-hugged me.
      The earliest girl at all I think about was a beautiful redhead when I was about 12 years old who would just be nice and smile to me, I went to sleep each night thinking about her and smiling despite it being a fucking shitty period of my life.
      A lot of guys are so lonely any positive interaction with a girl is heavily remembered, so if any girl reads this, remember that even the slightest amount of positive interaction with you would make most guys feel a lot better for a while.

  • @lordodysseus
    @lordodysseus 5 лет назад +437

    "So, a big part of flirting is teasing."
    *Walks up to a human woman:* "Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl? You're a good girl! Yes, you are! Yes, you are!"
    Literally everyone in the area: WTF?

    • @silverstarthehybrid8122
      @silverstarthehybrid8122 4 года назад +20

      I would laugh. 10/10

    • @wholetmeonhere
      @wholetmeonhere 4 года назад +25

      Her dog: 🐶👄🐶

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 4 года назад +30

      thats kinky

    • @sussett
      @sussett 2 года назад +5

      I mean, I would voice a loud "WTF" but I would be laughing my ass off.

    • @seungjoonwoo2462
      @seungjoonwoo2462 2 года назад +1

      A lot of girls I met had a praise kink. I never say good girl outside of bed anymore.

  • @nahabat9
    @nahabat9 7 лет назад +405

    1:50 "That would not be very good teasing because I'd really worried about how she found out" 😂😂😂😂😂😂ROFL.

  • @TheGroovyGuitarDude
    @TheGroovyGuitarDude 7 лет назад +857

    I wonder if he has a hard time making it through recording the voice overs for his videos without laughing lol

    • @SenhorAlien
      @SenhorAlien 3 года назад +42

      What do you mean, laugh? This is no joking matter.

  • @neonmajora8454
    @neonmajora8454 5 лет назад +395

    "I can always go home and practice my empathy."
    *goes to kitchen*

    • @jeremynorman942
      @jeremynorman942 5 лет назад +15

      Best joke in the video😂😂

    • @dayman888
      @dayman888 4 года назад +4

      Yeah I didn't understand that one.

    • @neonmajora8454
      @neonmajora8454 4 года назад +26

      @@dayman888 The joke is he's going to the kitchen to understand women better.

    • @dayman888
      @dayman888 4 года назад +5

      @Safia Kabiri Hahaha yeah I forgot that line when I made this comment then I watched it again and understood.

    • @neonmajora8454
      @neonmajora8454 4 года назад +3

      @Safia Kabiri Oh wow, that's a layer I missed. xD

  • @lomk4424
    @lomk4424 7 лет назад +1575

    I usually flirt with the girls at my work and is going pretty well!
    I work at an retirement home :(

    • @ninjalemurdude
      @ninjalemurdude 7 лет назад +135

      LomK4 I like the ones with Alzheimer's. It really takes the pressure off.

    • @vinaymane5538
      @vinaymane5538 7 лет назад +11

      ninjalemurdude i am into wrinkles and arthritis

    • @lomk4424
      @lomk4424 7 лет назад +3

      ninjalemurdude Yeah, and the one's with parkinson.... really shaky!

    • @lomk4424
      @lomk4424 7 лет назад +1

      Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus Well everyone has his own tastes

    • @paragon1782
      @paragon1782 7 лет назад +4

      LomK4 I work in a retirement home as well and I have had sex with two of my co-workers so far lol

  • @VNVNation2013
    @VNVNation2013 6 лет назад +97

    "Until she tells you three years later, when she already has a boyfriend"
    Oh m GOD, it's so true!

  • @lightsinthesky4989
    @lightsinthesky4989 2 года назад +66

    I'm autistic and casually explained has helped me socially more than therapy did

  • @anthonylach8089
    @anthonylach8089 7 лет назад +1389

    I flirted once, she laughed at my jokes, we went out, got married, had children, and eventually grew old together.
    And then I woke up and realized im only a 5 year old duck.

  • @infinitycupcake
    @infinitycupcake 7 лет назад +383

    Why do I have the BIGGEST CRUSH on Casually Explained

    • @djcoolbeat6934
      @djcoolbeat6934 7 лет назад +17

      Hey star, get a life.

    • @sjurgaustad5531
      @sjurgaustad5531 7 лет назад +117

      Clearly because his dic pic worked. ~Duh~

    • @annabel9278
      @annabel9278 7 лет назад +1

      tbh saME tho

    • @-XTD-
      @-XTD- 7 лет назад +20

      Djcool beat maybe come up with your own insult instead if copying the first person you saw

    • @shtuffs
      @shtuffs 5 лет назад +30

      @@djcoolbeat6934 maybe come up with your own insult instead if copying the first person you saw

  • @xenstudio
    @xenstudio 5 лет назад +6

    "Make sure to use the macro setting" That's one heck of roast there CE

  • @SvenVee
    @SvenVee 7 лет назад +5590

    That erection thing tho... imagine if that would really happen irl 😂

  • @AdarshPandeyFilms
    @AdarshPandeyFilms 7 лет назад +1634

    I'm pretty sure chicks fall for you, quite easily..

    • @ninjalemurdude
      @ninjalemurdude 7 лет назад +914

      Tech Incorporated Yeah, but it's only because he ties their shoelaces together.

    • @saucyfilmmaker
      @saucyfilmmaker 7 лет назад +84

      Zing! :D
      btw I'm stealing this joke.

    • @hardcorehammy7848
      @hardcorehammy7848 7 лет назад +10

      ninjalemurdude 114 likes in 6 hours on a reply damn dude

    • @everythingisonfire9967
      @everythingisonfire9967 7 лет назад +2

      HardcoreHammy *LIKE THE TRANSFORMERS, IT'S THERE IN THE SAME THING!*

    • @B3nNyL3nNy
      @B3nNyL3nNy 7 лет назад +6

      Tech Incorporated dude like his voice if I was a girl I would just jeep him talking

  • @SamPockerOfficial
    @SamPockerOfficial 6 лет назад +19

    Your videos are so funny. I love how well written they are. In this video I love the callback to your other video about drink choices. I was laughing so hard at the shot of you holding a cosmo at the bar.

  • @bloodyskullgaming
    @bloodyskullgaming 7 лет назад +1076

    I found I'm really good at flirting but I lack the courage to go talk to random girls. I literally hit on and managed to get some kind of positive outcome out of every single girl I've been introduced to. But I'm terrified to just go meet new random people. Life is weird. Back to gaming, I guess.

    • @TheShapingSickness
      @TheShapingSickness 7 лет назад +112

      Bloody Skull Gaming I'm bad at flirting and terrified of talking to random girls

    • @bloodyskullgaming
      @bloodyskullgaming 7 лет назад +81

      Look on the bright side: you have way more subscribers than I do. Use that power to your advantage.

    • @7Drame
      @7Drame 7 лет назад +24

      Bloody Skull Gaming Wow, hahaha that's literally me. I need help with the approach, once that is done I'm good

    • @bloodyskullgaming
      @bloodyskullgaming 7 лет назад +54

      I know, right? Just introduce me to a girl and I can talk to her all night and she will give me her number out of her own will. But there's no way I'm able to stop a stranger with a cheesy line like "You're cute, let's talk". Maybe it's a cultural difference, I'm not sure honestly. I feel here in Italy it's kinda harder to casually connect with other people in general.

    • @7Drame
      @7Drame 7 лет назад +7

      Bloody Skull Gaming Well I live in America and go through the same things you're saying. Every girl I've properly talked to has showed in any form or way that they like me, I just don't know how to start a conversation

  • @Bombshocked
    @Bombshocked 7 лет назад +757

    What's with Casually Explained and elbow touching, is it really THAT common?

    • @abdullahasif7992
      @abdullahasif7992 6 лет назад +9

      Bombshock / 10.000 Subs
      Only 96 likes,come on someone comment I wanna know

    • @aidanpowell9143
      @aidanpowell9143 6 лет назад +70

      Abdullah Asif I don’t see it very often. I tend to stray away from touching other people’s wenises.

    • @BattyBitz
      @BattyBitz 6 лет назад +13

      *Weenoose

    • @aidanpowell9143
      @aidanpowell9143 6 лет назад +11

      BattyBitz weeni*

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 6 лет назад

      Aidan Powell ... What?

  • @suntzu1409
    @suntzu1409 3 года назад +14

    -Are you alive?
    -Yes
    -OMFG we have so much in common

  • @Zetraxes
    @Zetraxes 7 лет назад +8

    i think the best part about his videos is that his sarcasm sounds so real that it he can be mistaken to be suicidal with a crippling depression

  • @DustyRaider
    @DustyRaider 7 лет назад +59

    See there's my problem, a non-threatening way. I've been saying "give me your number or else."

  • @SomeRandom64
    @SomeRandom64 2 года назад +15

    In my foreign language class, there’s like 3 levels of “understanding”, and 1 is order from a restaurant
    2 is flirt with the waiter or waitress
    3 is tell the cops or was an accident 😂😂

    • @jimbogreen7029
      @jimbogreen7029 8 месяцев назад

      bro I'm not even at level 2 in my native language😢

  • @griffgg9000
    @griffgg9000 7 лет назад +172

    Haven't talked to a girl in 4 years, life has been good

  • @obedchattergoon2780
    @obedchattergoon2780 7 лет назад +38

    "Use the macro setting, obviously."

  • @nemow8883
    @nemow8883 5 лет назад +19

    1:17
    Casually explained without context

  • @asa37lopez
    @asa37lopez 7 лет назад +1387

    I'm gonna ask out a girl today. wish me luck guys. thanks for the advice.

    • @Kity247
      @Kity247 7 лет назад +102

      let us know how it goes bud

    • @kojaxcaines7894
      @kojaxcaines7894 7 лет назад +148

      Asael Lopez just dont hit your erection while getting up fam

    • @mes0gots0its
      @mes0gots0its 7 лет назад +105

      Don't forget to "practice your empathy."

    • @33ro0
      @33ro0 7 лет назад +79

      I'm gonna ask a today out girl, luck me guys wish. advice for the thanks

    • @AK-gg5nh
      @AK-gg5nh 7 лет назад +9

      Asael Lopez Is she into you?

  • @230mps
    @230mps 7 лет назад +15

    I love how dating advice is always like "this is why guys are weird.....girls...you're just perfect...."

  • @bagduster9381
    @bagduster9381 4 года назад +14

    I love watching these, I get no real advice but at the same time I can relate completely

  • @the314Qwerty
    @the314Qwerty 7 лет назад +22

    "You like jazz?" line from a non-A movie.

  • @johnjohnson201
    @johnjohnson201 5 лет назад +63

    Did anyone else catch the “imagine getting banged by a guy” joke “practice my empathy” at the end?

    • @neonmajora8454
      @neonmajora8454 4 года назад

      John Johnson Also he went to the kitchen. lol

    • @rhythmandblues_alibi
      @rhythmandblues_alibi 4 года назад +11

      Yeah dude. We all got it.

    • @benji37
      @benji37 3 года назад +1

      Youre the person who comment "OMG thats deep " On Billie ellish songs

  • @Xorn4359
    @Xorn4359 5 лет назад +24

    "No way to know which it is until she tells you 3 years later when she has a boyfriend " your comments are starting to get creepy accurate my man I feel as though I should check for spyware

  • @davisalomaogarcialopes6335
    @davisalomaogarcialopes6335 5 лет назад +12

    "What is your favorite food?"
    "Hmmm, I don't know, but I think it would be . . ."
    "Oh Yeah me too"

  • @sparterence4572
    @sparterence4572 7 лет назад +7

    I bent myself over the kitchen counter... suddenly I am empathy lvl. 100

  • @the_vine_queen
    @the_vine_queen 2 года назад +5

    Yeah, flirting is different for each person. Sometimes it's literally just giving them compliments, sometimes it's laughing, sometimes it's a cheesy one-liner, or sometimes it's something that catches you completely off-guard.
    I usually like to casually bring up the subject of dating in general (not dating you specifically) to see if they're with anyone, and sometimes they'll admit it right there, but if not then the topic will be open and you'll have a better idea of how they feel about it.

  • @wesleyem3
    @wesleyem3 7 лет назад +23

    Pro Tip: Do NOT go above and beyond with teasing. This one girl only talks to me when she wants to tease me and it's really hurtful and annoying. Once in a while is good enough.

  • @DoctorHerbstein
    @DoctorHerbstein 7 лет назад +8

    That awkward moment when you realize a girl was flirting with you for four weeks straight while you lived with her parents

  • @7Chikchan
    @7Chikchan 7 лет назад +12

    "There's really no way to know until 3 yrs later when she's already dating someone else" lmao

  • @Guggernut
    @Guggernut 7 лет назад +10

    "I can always go home that night and practice my empathy" *Doodle is in kitchen* I about died lmao

  • @martinv1995
    @martinv1995 6 лет назад +24

    Love how she's the one having the beer and he's sipping a Cosmopolitan

  • @winonadaphne6445
    @winonadaphne6445 7 лет назад +1

    omg love the end about flirting anyway to build up your confidence bc on 3 different occasions i walked up to a cute guy on the street and asked for his phone number and walking up, you feel giddy and your knees wobble a bit but watching them look shy while typing their number into your phone ----- that fleeting sense of victory ----- and it kind of boosts your self esteem a little too.

  • @MichaelStubbs
    @MichaelStubbs 7 лет назад +6

    I'm ~3 hours away from going on a date and really needed this advice. Thanks CE!

  • @rouge-ish324
    @rouge-ish324 5 лет назад +8646

    Is she into you?
    [ ] Yes
    [ ] No
    [X] Can't tell

  • @Seedaron
    @Seedaron 7 лет назад +6

    If Casually explained ever is revealed to be a jacked and very successfull dude, I will lose all hope in myself.

  • @apple-de8tx
    @apple-de8tx 4 года назад +7

    i was just watching a couple casually explained videos and now I'm getting ads for dating courses and apps

  • @ohreallythis
    @ohreallythis 7 лет назад +431

    What if your a 3/10 what do u do then?

    • @philippkuhn2515
      @philippkuhn2515 7 лет назад +6

      plateau shoes.

    • @ninjalemurdude
      @ninjalemurdude 7 лет назад +175

      ohreallythis Watch obscure anime.

    • @asmr_sabri
      @asmr_sabri 7 лет назад +246

      Find another 3/10 and settle

    • @XiaolinDraconis
      @XiaolinDraconis 7 лет назад +38

      See a doctor, you're clearly not all there.

    • @CyberCactus
      @CyberCactus 7 лет назад +49

      ohreallythis If you are 3/10, either do as sabbicatify suggests or accept the fact you'll never truly find love as many of us have.

  • @fries5849
    @fries5849 3 года назад +4

    The fact that he said “non threatening” when describing flirting is terrifying

  • @zhand4117
    @zhand4117 7 лет назад +5

    My girlfriend didn’t know if I was flirting with her or not at first so the next time we FaceTimed I told her she was beautiful and basically perfect. Needless to say it worked, and I love her

  • @theoriginaljean3917
    @theoriginaljean3917 7 лет назад +5

    Just vibe my fellow men. Don't force anything, relax, be friendly, be perceptive, stop caring so much, she's not all that, no one is, you are giving her an opportunity to meet someone that is alright (you), you don't have to ask tons of questions since subtext itself can be your powerhouse. Just talk as though you're pretty sure she likes you but you're being cool about it.

  • @drakulamertcan
    @drakulamertcan 4 года назад +13

    Your videos never fail to make me laugh aloud man, thanks for being such a great comedian and brightening up my mood!

  • @firmlygraspi1
    @firmlygraspi1 Год назад +1

    Having a convo with someone you like is the easiest thing in the world, the tricky thing is talking to someone who’s really boring but just hot enough to make you forget about the problems in your life for a few hours.

  • @emmanuelgoldstein9806
    @emmanuelgoldstein9806 7 лет назад +13

    you forgot the chloroform, I've never gotten a date without it

  • @nefarioussaint
    @nefarioussaint 7 лет назад +15

    Once again another brilliant video, you've never cease to amaze me.

    • @avian12311
      @avian12311 7 лет назад +12

      ganter skyler Neither do you and I've just meet you

    • @philippkuhn2515
      @philippkuhn2515 7 лет назад +3

      I'll just..uhh..leave. You 2 have fun!

    • @vantave9946
      @vantave9946 7 лет назад +3

      +avian12311 LMAO

  • @collapsingspace
    @collapsingspace 5 лет назад +5

    "Touch their elbow when you say something they find clever or funny" ...in other words you don't need to worry about it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DavidS11
    @DavidS11 4 года назад +3

    "there's not really any way to know which is it until she tells you 3 years later, when she already has a boyfriend"
    That hit me like a train 🤣

  • @emily.9741
    @emily.9741 4 года назад +10

    Why is no one talking about her hat? 1:14
    😂😂

  • @gxplife8606
    @gxplife8606 7 лет назад +23

    Can you casually explain writing a resume

  • @AmielCetraro
    @AmielCetraro 5 лет назад +13

    2:08 so yesterday in the classroom a girl touched my arm while making groups. Does that mean anything?

    • @ADCFproductions
      @ADCFproductions 4 года назад +5

      probably she lost her balance for a second

    • @rcookie5128
      @rcookie5128 4 года назад +5

      [C] Can't be sure.

    • @AmielCetraro
      @AmielCetraro 4 года назад +1

      What about the time we were sat there and suddenly she touched my leg and then smiled at me?

    • @ADCFproductions
      @ADCFproductions 4 года назад +2

      @@AmielCetraro you probably have nice legs so. what else did she do?
      Just saying, not everything is a sign, if everything is a sign then i've sent signs to all my friends without even realizing it.

  • @calebtalksyt
    @calebtalksyt 7 лет назад +7

    Lol I finally got why you were holding the peacock feather at the beginning

  • @connorgoerndt186
    @connorgoerndt186 4 года назад +2

    It shocks me that pretty good advice is mixed so well with dry sarcasm

  • @GonKappa
    @GonKappa 7 лет назад +16

    I never flirted in my life. Except with my girlfriend...
    So I guess I did it right?

  • @ΘανάσηςΚαρακατσούλης

    I love your videos,keep up the good work!

  • @andreimoga7813
    @andreimoga7813 6 лет назад

    The First Bank ad is excellent! Great acting, great Franklin character.

  • @Emma-zm7zb
    @Emma-zm7zb Год назад +6

    Guys, btw. Don't flirt with random girls. We don't want to be flirted with without context. It's just creepy. Have a reason to talk to her first.

    • @ykwoozie606
      @ykwoozie606 Год назад +1

      As a guy I agree

    • @j100j
      @j100j 3 месяца назад +1

      And that's the real thing that should be talked about: small talk. If you can make small talk, you can get into conversations. From small talk, you can steer into eventually knowing each other. (It happens naturally especially if you are both in they same place for a similar reasons like if you are in uni.) If you can get into conversations, you can get to know someone and when you talk with someone and know them, you can start flirting.

  • @takeback181
    @takeback181 7 лет назад +5

    "Or until they tell you 3 years later when they have a boyfriend" never related to one of your quotes more

  • @Alphagore100
    @Alphagore100 5 лет назад +1

    "Even if I screw up and a date goes poorly, i can always go home that night and practice empathy."

  • @nikerboker1995
    @nikerboker1995 5 лет назад +4

    2:16 that's an Omega oof right there...

  • @arkano6204
    @arkano6204 7 лет назад +15

    Meets 2 hot sisters
    I try start conversation
    Me: So how'd you guys meet

  • @spacespace777
    @spacespace777 5 лет назад

    Seriously the best channel on this platform

  • @jakesmith9089
    @jakesmith9089 7 лет назад +93

    Remember for a guy to flirt they need the 666, 6 feet tall, 6 pack of abs, and a 6 figure salary

  • @BlackZynfyndel
    @BlackZynfyndel 7 лет назад +5

    I totally lost it in my cubicle when you said: "Just think for a woman what it's like to be fucked by a dude."
    Yeah, our behaviors would be drastically different. 😂

  • @cayr3527
    @cayr3527 7 лет назад +1

    casually explained: people not texting you back, fake friends, flakiness

  • @bubavunga397
    @bubavunga397 3 года назад +4

    1:35 you are at starbucks it should say Geims

  • @KidaleSmith
    @KidaleSmith 5 лет назад +4

    i just noticed his figure has a arch in his back 2:59 *Gasp* so he must have serious back problems

  • @tekken.universal2343
    @tekken.universal2343 2 года назад

    Best outcome is when they like you and you have no idea because they will not show it and then they blame you for not noticing just incredible

  • @Rlyeh_The_Dead
    @Rlyeh_The_Dead 7 лет назад +9

    I'm so glad I got married and did all my dating before 2014 because holy shit, women have completely changed what's acceptable in the flirting game. My single buddies go off on rants about things I never knew could even be a possibility back when I was dating. Like one girl accused my buddy of sexual assault when he tried to hold her hand during a movie and this dude is the most timid, small, quiet, non-threatening guy.