Casually Explained: Breaking The Ice

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  • @mikhailhunter5277
    @mikhailhunter5277 6 лет назад +32552

    If you get approached by someone hot it's probably a scam.

    • @Superkerl1
      @Superkerl1 5 лет назад +972

      110% sure

    • @NinjaPieceLOL
      @NinjaPieceLOL 5 лет назад +1776

      Yep. One time I was approached by 2 really hot girls. It turns out that they were Mormons trying to convert me...

    • @CarpetHater
      @CarpetHater 5 лет назад +410

      @@NinjaPieceLOL that has happened to me 3 times, and 2 times was with the same girls, i knew what they wanted the second time so i just tried to ignore them

    • @smine404
      @smine404 5 лет назад +185

      Or a dare

    • @iznxai
      @iznxai 5 лет назад +395

      "just send me the virus link"

  • @PauLtus_B
    @PauLtus_B 7 лет назад +2829

    A girl actually approached me once. I panicked.

    • @Prince_Sharming
      @Prince_Sharming 7 лет назад +72

      oh shit wat you do

    • @PauLtus_B
      @PauLtus_B 7 лет назад +125

      *****
      Have you seen inside out? That last scene in the movie?
      'Twas like that.

    • @jamesbowen2088
      @jamesbowen2088 7 лет назад +461

      One time a girl told me she was good at blowjobs and wanted to prove it to me. I said, "Okay, let's find a guy."

    • @Prince_Sharming
      @Prince_Sharming 7 лет назад +148

      James Bowen holy fuck i just ruptured my internal organs hearing that

    • @monkeydetonation
      @monkeydetonation 7 лет назад +35

      +James Bowen haha how could you not catch that?

  • @machmutmachmut3994
    @machmutmachmut3994 3 года назад +9991

    There is this crush I have in school
    *what would a not weird person do?*
    “So... do you come here often?“

  • @rompe-nyc5328
    @rompe-nyc5328 4 года назад +9092

    She said yes
    You still can’t be to sure tho

  • @xPara
    @xPara 7 лет назад +14734

    One time a girl approached me. She wasn't coming to talk to me or anything; there was a person behind me, but she approached me for a moment.

    • @xPara
      @xPara 7 лет назад +460

      I'll never forget that moment.

    • @Shadow-ye7fw
      @Shadow-ye7fw 7 лет назад +31

      xPara lmao

    • @ExtraCheeseOnIt
      @ExtraCheeseOnIt 7 лет назад +10

      xPara Doesn't it always happen man? LOL

    • @xPara
      @xPara 7 лет назад +130

      Nah, sometimes they don't approach me at all.

    • @cylereyes8195
      @cylereyes8195 6 лет назад +47

      A moment like that, some people wait a lifetime for a moment like that.

  • @superkaboose1066
    @superkaboose1066 7 лет назад +1876

    I've actually been approached by more gay guys than woman, lift your game ladies

    • @Splozy
      @Splozy 7 лет назад +5

      I think i'm at like 4 dudes and 8 women. good times.

    • @ProtusMose
      @ProtusMose 7 лет назад +155

      0 dudes, 1 woman in 35 years. I'm a legend, man.

    • @R419
      @R419 7 лет назад +14

      I think maybe 2 girls if I wasn't reading it wrong, and I think like 3 guys, anyways I'm a pussy so I will never know for sure

    • @SOIBand
      @SOIBand 7 лет назад +5

      2 Girls but 4 Guys... too bad

    • @k5rma
      @k5rma 7 лет назад

      same

  • @Unregistered.Hypercam.2.
    @Unregistered.Hypercam.2. 4 года назад +5584

    "never trust a beautiful woman , especially if shes interested in you"- magneto

    • @TONGA09
      @TONGA09 4 года назад +117

      wise words

    • @noah2354
      @noah2354 4 года назад +16

      I love that movie

    • @TheeBlackSilhouette
      @TheeBlackSilhouette 4 года назад +7

      Unregistered hypercam 2 he is apart of MGTOW

    • @DerToasti
      @DerToasti 3 года назад +98

      she 100% needs money or wants your kidneys.

    • @Goji01Films
      @Goji01Films 3 года назад +3

      @@noah2354 which movie? The original X-Men was kinda boring.

  • @hunmingng2042
    @hunmingng2042 4 года назад +2828

    Ask yourself: what would a not weird person do?
    Me: um he would probably...wait why am i asking myself...wrong person

    • @FirstTimeListener
      @FirstTimeListener 3 года назад +9

      True

    • @repkins
      @repkins Год назад +2

      Paradox right there.

    • @polygontower
      @polygontower Год назад +1

      A not weird person wouldn't question themselves: "what would a not weird person do?"

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 6 лет назад +13432

    My advice if she rejects you: switch schools, quit your job, cancel your gym membership, never go to that bar again.

    • @animeshgandhi5836
      @animeshgandhi5836 5 лет назад +322

      when*

    • @zanderr5750
      @zanderr5750 5 лет назад +551

      Bro I emigrated

    • @Yetipfote
      @Yetipfote 5 лет назад +259

      instructions unclear: am I supposed to end up on north pole???

    • @whoareyouyouareclearlylost323
      @whoareyouyouareclearlylost323 5 лет назад +98

      @@Yetipfote you were this close! Don't worry, we got a plane ready to Antarctica!

    • @lcmiracle
      @lcmiracle 4 года назад +13

      @@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323 that's not close, that's the other end of the world!

  • @JailbrokenTaco
    @JailbrokenTaco 7 лет назад +24604

    "This is normal, just wait the for the alcohol to give you a personality"
    This hit me hard

    • @F1ll1nTh3Blanks
      @F1ll1nTh3Blanks 6 лет назад +45

      Sea Anemoanemiaeia Dutch courage.

    • @jdaht
      @jdaht 5 лет назад +45

      i havent laughed so hard in so long

    • @dtg610420
      @dtg610420 5 лет назад +4

      JailbrokenTaco diddo

    • @dr.jingles7377
      @dr.jingles7377 5 лет назад +12

      Right though like damn maybe this is the answer

    • @Heavysandvich24
      @Heavysandvich24 5 лет назад +41

      damn why don't i drink, oh yeah because i don't have friends to drink with

  • @mihagolod2393
    @mihagolod2393 4 года назад +832

    You gotta appreciate the “Your Mom” joke at 3:02

    • @tinycockjock1967
      @tinycockjock1967 3 года назад +12

      Miha Golod and the “without the paper bag” left unfilled above it

  • @jg1681
    @jg1681 4 года назад +3403

    I actually asked a guy out once and now he's my boyfriend. At the time I felt very self-conscious about it but this video helped me to realize that guys actually appreciate it. :)

  • @Dai10zin
    @Dai10zin 7 лет назад +7623

    Ask yourself: "What would a not weird person do?"
    Probably the best advice I've been given in a long time.

    • @Parralyzed
      @Parralyzed 7 лет назад +150

      But upon that realization it is already too late!!

    • @DaniXks
      @DaniXks 7 лет назад +10

      A not weird person is probably too ingenuous to ask itself in general!!!

    • @evan51298
      @evan51298 7 лет назад +8

      sponge: what would Larry do?

    • @AycePlays
      @AycePlays 7 лет назад +4

      Living like LARRY! :D

    • @Dai10zin
      @Dai10zin 7 лет назад +10

      That's just the way it is. As he says, "hate the game" but accept it and move on.
      :-/

  • @A_Humxn
    @A_Humxn 7 лет назад +2555

    Just sit tight and wait for the alcohol to give a personality.

    • @Raginblowner
      @Raginblowner 7 лет назад +22

      works every time

    • @iPodTouchTurtle
      @iPodTouchTurtle 7 лет назад +38

      Probably the most accurate part of this video, if you've been in this situation haha.

    • @JovanaSanchez000
      @JovanaSanchez000 7 лет назад +2

      Luis YT But what it's the "fucking it up" personality?

    • @jhefferson9048
      @jhefferson9048 7 лет назад +22

      Hey it actually works. Thank God for alcohol but if you get a 2nd date and you're sober...

    • @kristian2827
      @kristian2827 7 лет назад +2

      I am anyway

  • @jeffgod2592
    @jeffgod2592 4 года назад +5101

    When he talked about getting rejected is worse than living with the thought of what could have been, it inspired me to ask out this girl I like.
    Yeah, I got rejected hard and it’s been two months and I’m still not over her.

    • @mohoamine5598
      @mohoamine5598 4 года назад +140

      dont its been 2 years and im still not over it the thing is im not urgly or anything -_- dont blame urself blame society

    • @CantEscapeFlorida
      @CantEscapeFlorida 4 года назад +361

      It's because you make rejection out to be this huge grand thing when it's not that big a deal. You invest all your emotions into it for no reason.

    • @mwgg9089
      @mwgg9089 4 года назад +104

      Jeff God just remember that u r just some protons, neutrons and electrons and so is she and nothing will ever change that so don’t worry bout it

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 4 года назад +233

      @@CantEscapeFlorida I'm going to take a wild guess and say the number of guys you asked out is much smaller than the number of guys who asked you out. Probably 0 or 1.

    • @SaladDongs
      @SaladDongs 4 года назад +214

      @@CantEscapeFlorida It's easy to say from your position

  • @MrPF
    @MrPF 3 года назад +3182

    Girl waves at you
    You wave back
    Realize she was waving at the person behind you
    Commit sudoku

    • @delfink4333
      @delfink4333 3 года назад +205

      sudoku xD

    • @Gereon_
      @Gereon_ 3 года назад +198

      Happened to me once. One of the cringiest things I ever experienced.

    • @joceybear303
      @joceybear303 3 года назад +59

      What i hate is when someone says something and they werent talking to you. Happens to me ALL THE TIME

    • @atortoise3193
      @atortoise3193 3 года назад +28

      I've been living for 1/5 of a humans life span and I still don't how to play sudoku

    • @mr.spunks86
      @mr.spunks86 3 года назад +7

      One girl wave to me,and i wave back I'm not sure but i think she likes me,she once approached and asked me for name, she always says hi when she sees me..i think it's obvious..

  • @savagethomas1378
    @savagethomas1378 7 лет назад +1722

    i thought this was about global warming

  • @slashersize
    @slashersize 7 лет назад +7694

    This isn't right, he's giving actual advice, you okay buddy?

    • @dontwantahandle69
      @dontwantahandle69 7 лет назад +197

      Or is he?!?!?

    • @Heligoland360
      @Heligoland360 7 лет назад +332

      uncle uncle Hasn't he always?

    • @fawazza
      @fawazza 7 лет назад +22

      uncle uncle he always does in the end

    • @eeeeee3981
      @eeeeee3981 7 лет назад +10

      TheFuckBoy KING
      ررةلث لازم على ىس

    • @kyleds8888
      @kyleds8888 7 лет назад +1

      yeah bro!? how can you tell!?! xD

  • @grimmdul9808
    @grimmdul9808 4 года назад +2058

    This channel really helped me. People on the street call me "pussyslayer" now.
    Not because I score so much, but because women walk away from me like I'm a serial killer

    • @gamerone7390
      @gamerone7390 4 года назад +17

      that is me

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 4 года назад +59

      They only _walk_ away from you?

    • @notsojharedtroll23
      @notsojharedtroll23 3 года назад +5

      ☠☠☠

    • @Kriegter
      @Kriegter 3 года назад +19

      Fucking animal abuse
      Needa respect cats

    • @cordova2593
      @cordova2593 2 года назад +7

      @Baldhina Asnake They teleport into different dimensions for me

  • @fayde2490
    @fayde2490 3 года назад +374

    "Titanic."
    "fck that's a bad ice breaker."

    • @unacuentadeyoutube13
      @unacuentadeyoutube13 3 года назад +4

      AHHHASHHA

    • @tendericed2749
      @tendericed2749 2 года назад +7

      Dude im gonna use that

    • @peanutgallery4
      @peanutgallery4 Год назад

      unfunniest shit I read all day

    • @ducttape9940
      @ducttape9940 Год назад +4

      @@peanutgallery4 bro really just took the effort to type that reply out to a year old comment

    • @studiesforlife3244
      @studiesforlife3244 Год назад +1

      Gonna use this today with my crush. Wish me luck fellas. I'll update what happened next......remind me

  • @dinomite29
    @dinomite29 6 лет назад +7154

    I was approached by a girl and she liked the music as me and had similar interests as me and told me I was attractive. So she gave me her number and walked away and winked at me. Is she into me?
    No, I really can't tell and I think I should keep looking.

    • @user-ko3ly8kt2s
      @user-ko3ly8kt2s 6 лет назад +92

      yes

    • @voluntarism335
      @voluntarism335 6 лет назад +230

      if you are actually attractive then maybe, a lot of girls will give you blue pilled bullshit

    • @novaascension3799
      @novaascension3799 6 лет назад +7

      No

    • @Phloxix
      @Phloxix 5 лет назад +639

      Uhhh can’t tell, it could just be a coincidence and she had something in her eye. Just keep looking

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 5 лет назад +46

      Gee wiz it's hard to tell.

  • @tay3153
    @tay3153 7 лет назад +6553

    My ice breaker includes awkwardly avoiding the person I like

    • @Lilflip20128
      @Lilflip20128 7 лет назад +128

      Campy Jones hey :) do you know how much a polar bear weights?

    • @tay3153
      @tay3153 7 лет назад +51

      ImmortalPhoenix How much

    • @Lilflip20128
      @Lilflip20128 7 лет назад +311

      Campy Jones enough to break the ice ;P

    • @tay3153
      @tay3153 7 лет назад +128

      ImmortalPhoenix Lol 10/10

    • @mariogamer2102
      @mariogamer2102 7 лет назад +44

      i dont need to break the ice since im so hot! hheeeaa?...ok I'll shut up now

  • @tommyfresh675
    @tommyfresh675 3 года назад +583

    One time at school I was talking with a group of friends, which included this really cute girl that was in one of my classes. Now I had never really been into her, but one of my friends still asked her that if I wanted to, would she go out with me. So she thought for a few seconds, and then said no. But honestly the couple seconds of thought required to give that response was enough to boost my self esteem a ton.

    • @omararef383
      @omararef383 3 года назад +74

      Chad

    • @nelser1160
      @nelser1160 3 года назад +105

      I would probably overthink that she was trying to find the best way to say no without hurting me. Well sucks to be you, this would never happen with me; I have no friends

    • @Kriegter
      @Kriegter 3 года назад +2

      If someone says no CELEBRATE

    • @Kriegter
      @Kriegter 3 года назад +1

      Anyway. Bring your NODs. We heading for Ronograd

  • @whitedriveofficial1634
    @whitedriveofficial1634 4 года назад +3711

    When a girl approaches me
    Me: oh!so you’re approaching me?

    • @HassaanALal
      @HassaanALal 4 года назад +376

      haha lmao..
      instead of running you're coming straight at me?!

    • @oscarz5579
      @oscarz5579 4 года назад +55

      @@HassaanALal jojo!!

    • @Gamrz-kq7ig
      @Gamrz-kq7ig 4 года назад +290

      I can't give you depresion without geting closer.

    • @yezafigueiredo
      @yezafigueiredo 4 года назад +61

      the girl: yes
      you: well, I can’t really tell so...

    • @TheTheoser
      @TheTheoser 4 года назад +41

      Muda muda muda

  • @fionaanimates8692
    @fionaanimates8692 4 года назад +9130

    My pickup line is:
    “Life is like a penis;
    Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down;
    But it’s never hard forever.”

  • @theunwelcome
    @theunwelcome 7 лет назад +3626

    "what would a not-weird person do?" uh, how the hell should I know?

    • @Prince_Sharming
      @Prince_Sharming 7 лет назад +142

      I don't know, go outside and look at people who aren't you?
      Which is like, most people.

    • @ficolas2
      @ficolas2 6 лет назад +109

      im too shy to look at people

    • @EvilAntic
      @EvilAntic 5 лет назад +39

      ficolas2 Force yourself to get outside of your comfort zone, learn and develope ways to get over being shy. Take it one step at a time. I know it seems like taking a bullet would be easier but trust me. It's the only way to avoid a life of endless regret and sadness.

    • @dr.jingles7377
      @dr.jingles7377 5 лет назад +6

      Say something that's sounds dumb but ends up working

    • @tommylakasi3022
      @tommylakasi3022 5 лет назад +1

      TheGreatOnes help me im in same situation i need advice

  • @sirlogan4786
    @sirlogan4786 3 года назад +203

    “Play it cool”
    This saying should not exist.
    I one time had a crush on this girl,
    I did *Nothing* and *Nothing* happened

    • @eretna2480
      @eretna2480 3 года назад +14

      i did somethings and got rejected ;_;

    • @blairassani7595
      @blairassani7595 3 года назад +16

      At least nothing BAD happened

    • @Kriegter
      @Kriegter 3 года назад +8

      Damn bro thats sad. Anyway, I asked myself out. I got rejected and i'm now in a psychological coma because I can't get myself to move since I rejected myself

  • @dalesajdak422
    @dalesajdak422 3 года назад +149

    The romantic highlight of my life:
    In ninth grade a girl I liked was telling my friend something and I was there too, so it was _almost_ like she was talking to me as well.

    • @Kriegter
      @Kriegter 3 года назад +3

      Damn thats sad. Anyone wanna go to mountain tho? I got blackhawk

  • @MexicanBagpiper96
    @MexicanBagpiper96 6 лет назад +9032

    Best relationship advice I ever received was from my uncle: "never try, never fail."

    • @davidmcnamara737
      @davidmcnamara737 5 лет назад +66

      Wasn't that said in Robots?

    • @Nickrdzkeys
      @Nickrdzkeys 5 лет назад +330

      David McNamara plot twist. His uncle is the one who said it in robots

    • @Aritase
      @Aritase 4 года назад +78

      If you never try, you will never live.

    • @evas433
      @evas433 4 года назад +68

      your single uncle you mean

    • @fubgubber4370
      @fubgubber4370 4 года назад +62

      You miss all the shots you don’t take. Think of it that way.

  • @lLpars
    @lLpars 7 лет назад +7045

    I'm 17
    been aproached by 0 girls so far
    been aproached by 1 gay boy so far
    doing great, keep up the good work

    • @smartyben101
      @smartyben101 7 лет назад +935

      fkn lucky being approached by a gay guy is the highest compliment you can revieve

    • @lLpars
      @lLpars 7 лет назад +74

      Sarcasticat how is that?

    • @dakotabeck4099
      @dakotabeck4099 7 лет назад +612

      I'm 19
      been approached by 0 girls so far
      been approached with the same fat gay guy 400 times and it still fucks with my brain
      I can't tell if he is actually interested or if he just needs his penis touched

    • @XtarShoter
      @XtarShoter 7 лет назад +8

      lmao

    • @smartyben101
      @smartyben101 7 лет назад +472

      If you are attractive to a guy its like you are the kind of guy a guy likes, which makes you a DOUBLE GUY

  • @marcozelioli
    @marcozelioli 4 года назад +375

    Ask yourself: what would a not weird person do?
    InsTrUcTioNs UnclEAr I sAiD iT Out LoUd

    • @Kriegter
      @Kriegter 3 года назад +3

      What would a not weird person say?
      "It is impossible that I am not obviously very not un-weird"

    • @leandrog2785
      @leandrog2785 2 года назад

      @@Kriegter Damn that's a good pickup line, i'm gonna use this one

  • @jameskegley4006
    @jameskegley4006 4 года назад +203

    "Just sit tight and wait for the alcohol to give you a personality."
    I died.

  • @ReverseMe
    @ReverseMe 7 лет назад +1548

    Once a girl invited me to a coffee at work. I answered with no, i said to her I am busy. Went back to my office and watched youtube videos. What is wrong with me?
    EDIT: Wow, even this comment is more successful than me and my channel

    • @redsn0LIVE
      @redsn0LIVE 7 лет назад +59

      By coffee she meant baby batter aka jizz juice. You fucked up man.

    • @ReverseMe
      @ReverseMe 7 лет назад +40

      Realized that as soon as i came back to my office

    • @gregory7406
      @gregory7406 7 лет назад +1

      ReverseMe i don't get it? You where busy

    • @ReverseMe
      @ReverseMe 7 лет назад +47

      Actually i thought she really only wants to drink a coffee, but I didn't wanted one at that moment...

    • @Jam-iv6xz
      @Jam-iv6xz 7 лет назад

      Were*

  • @Tthel90
    @Tthel90 7 лет назад +566

    slam poetry night
    "Oh man this stool sure is flimsy, now all we need is a rope"

    • @tardigrade8019
      @tardigrade8019 7 лет назад +68

      snap snap snap

    • @Tthel90
      @Tthel90 7 лет назад +1

      Invincible Tardigrade 😂😂

    • @TheQbuss
      @TheQbuss 7 лет назад +6

      I don't get the joke, I'm not a native english speaker, can you (casually) explain it to me?

    • @zmauer1
      @zmauer1 7 лет назад +47

      Wouter Schmouter people kick stools out from under them to hang themselves.. with a rope

    • @bluemoon1012
      @bluemoon1012 7 лет назад +6

      Zach M thanks .. I didn't get it either… low-key I am an English speaker though😂

  • @xxgilly55xx41
    @xxgilly55xx41 4 года назад +630

    Even if a girl/boy approaches you and breaks the ice, would they really actually be into you?
    C. Can’t tell

    • @TONGA09
      @TONGA09 4 года назад +25

      D. a prank
      E. a psychopath

    • @SaladDongs
      @SaladDongs 4 года назад +1

      Well you actually can't tell though

    • @hk-ex4gw
      @hk-ex4gw 3 года назад +13

      Maybe she is just from Canada and being polite

    • @hk-ex4gw
      @hk-ex4gw 3 года назад +1

      Or she doesn't like the nourthpole as much as I do

    • @exoticbutters4212
      @exoticbutters4212 3 года назад +5

      xXGilly55Xx yeah you can’t really tell because they might just be talking to the voice inside their head.

  • @phos4us
    @phos4us 4 года назад +79

    The first time I talked to a girl was in Grade 12.
    Actually, I talked to a girl in kindergarten before but they didn't respond so that's why I waited until grade 12.

    • @dalesajdak422
      @dalesajdak422 3 года назад +1

      Lol I’m still in high school but so far I haven’t talked to a girl since seventh grade. I literally ignore girls when they talk to me because I don’t know how to respond, which has made for some pretty awkward group projects.

    • @phos4us
      @phos4us 3 года назад +3

      @@dalesajdak422 omg group projects were awkward...

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 3 года назад

      @@dalesajdak422 That's a little weird. I'm horribly socially awkward, but at least it's case with everyone, not just girls.

  • @charwei1110
    @charwei1110 7 лет назад +472

    Your giving actual advice? What planet am i living on?

    • @HeimTarch
      @HeimTarch 7 лет назад +145

      or is he ? *dun dun duuuun*

    • @Crashingfoot8
      @Crashingfoot8 7 лет назад +2

      One where correct spelling isn't required, thank goodness.

    • @willyp3346
      @willyp3346 7 лет назад +1

      sir piggerlottle one with too many Alekses

    • @simplyabdou8425
      @simplyabdou8425 7 лет назад +5

      Klapaucius Fitzpatrick it's self deprication humor , cuz he's aware of how bad he is with girls and using satire to deliver his jokes

    • @josepedrodeferreira2655
      @josepedrodeferreira2655 7 лет назад +1

      not to be confused with self defecating humor

  • @drLuigidr
    @drLuigidr 7 лет назад +378

    I asked a girl out once, she said yes. and she never went out with me. she did more damage saying yes than saying no.

    • @Irishbloke92
      @Irishbloke92 7 лет назад +18

      Luis Ojeda fuck her and move on

    • @tonymagona334
      @tonymagona334 7 лет назад +44

      I asked a girl out once, she said yes, then she said "opp sorry that was my friend." I've been dead ever since.

    • @jamesgray7064
      @jamesgray7064 7 лет назад +1

      you should be fine as long as you didn't get to hit that strange

    • @stevenw350
      @stevenw350 7 лет назад +8

      tonymagona334 why over text bro?? Lol

    • @ventingshow4995
      @ventingshow4995 7 лет назад

      Or just use your hand. No fuss, no muss.

  • @slimyduck2140
    @slimyduck2140 Год назад +24

    One of my friend, who is a girl and pretty good at starting a relationship, once told me that I gave pretty good advice to our other friends who had crush and that I "had the theory, but not the practice". Now I feel like redskull, I can guide other to a treasure I cannot possess

    • @sublimeade
      @sublimeade Год назад

      What is a redskull? What country is that saying from

    • @slimyduck2140
      @slimyduck2140 Год назад +2

      @@sublimeade redskull is a fictional character. One of captain America villain

    • @sublimeade
      @sublimeade Год назад

      @@slimyduck2140 cool

  • @NovaStrike118
    @NovaStrike118 4 года назад +21

    "i have a permanent arsenal of coping mechanisms on standby and i avoid difficult situations" oof that hit me hard

  • @googleberry
    @googleberry 7 лет назад +685

    **SNAP** **SNAP** **SNAP** **SNAP**

  • @unnamed7570
    @unnamed7570 6 лет назад +6292

    "All I need now is a rope" snap snap 😂😂

    • @judithortiz3342
      @judithortiz3342 6 лет назад +39

      KILL IT!!!

    • @Umbrasana
      @Umbrasana 6 лет назад +42

      I don't understand, I know he is joking about a noose but how does it relate to the chair

    • @Umbrasana
      @Umbrasana 6 лет назад +67

      kontosoldier thanks for the explanation mate, I really appreciate it :D

    • @vickiemichel25
      @vickiemichel25 6 лет назад +20

      UR PROFILE PIC ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK

    • @sonoflethal
      @sonoflethal 6 лет назад +15

      Rope rhymes with hope

  • @tahmkenchusta5852
    @tahmkenchusta5852 4 года назад +133

    ''if you want to be a non weird person stop existing''
    -me, 2019

    • @sirfailalotful
      @sirfailalotful 4 года назад +2

      tahm kench usta You are wise indeed, guru.

    • @hioyua650
      @hioyua650 3 года назад +3

      The wisest

  • @Replacementacc
    @Replacementacc 2 года назад +15

    3:13 I told a friend of mine that I had a crush on her and got the "let's stay friends" line. Gotta admit knowing that I had no chance actually feels better than stressing out over telling her

  • @thedude-sp8po
    @thedude-sp8po 7 лет назад +2981

    I fucking love this channel, so relatable and humorous

    • @BleedForTheWorld
      @BleedForTheWorld 7 лет назад +7

      relatable but not humorous.

    • @bahenbihen
      @bahenbihen 7 лет назад +49

      Withror Pendragon hes definitely got the best sense of humor on yt yet not many people understand that

    • @aXsKezia
      @aXsKezia 7 лет назад +4

      Humor is relative and opinion.

    • @spartanace13
      @spartanace13 7 лет назад +10

      Clearly you have no sense of humor.

    • @JoshMuha
      @JoshMuha 6 лет назад +4

      Ikr, his timing is so perfect

  • @ToastiLP
    @ToastiLP 7 лет назад +580

    As a guy who really hates potentially bothering people (believe me, that death stare when I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time is terrifying to me, doesn't just apply to people I want to make friends with), it would be one HUGE relief to get an obvious sign that it's ok for me to approach.

    • @julsjgreen
      @julsjgreen 7 лет назад +97

      I'm the same way. My fear is less that I'll be rejected and more that I'll ruin someone's day/week/view of men by approaching them. I hear stories about people who are approached by a guy when they were minding their own business and how creepy that is and I'm just like, "Well, I'm never going to be that guy. Guess I'll just be alone."

    • @delarodarichard
      @delarodarichard 7 лет назад

      red toasti

    • @SkyLukeComedy
      @SkyLukeComedy 7 лет назад +6

      red toasti there is if you learn body lamguage. There is 1 simple way. Make some noise and talk loudly. get people's attention. She will notice you. If she finds you attractive, you will catch her starring at you later. Then go talk to her. If a girl keeps looking at a guy most likely she likes him. Another one that works anywhere, and I mean anywhere, is sit down next to a girl, look at her and just smile and go hey, act like you are meant to be there . That's it. She will surely react and start a conversation. 99% of dating is just not caring if you are creepy. That's why attractive guys think it's easy. Cuz they never get called creeps. everything they do is hot. Pretend you are hot. Sometimes women will care and call you a creep. But most the time you will end up talking.

    • @ureyesrbleeding1
      @ureyesrbleeding1 7 лет назад

      Im tall but unattractive what do I do now? and by tall I mean im 6'7"

    • @pianchick
      @pianchick 7 лет назад +9

      KnivesOnly Getting a girl isn't rocket science. Not every girl is going to have the same set of requirements that they use to measure attractiveness. Don't worry there is someone out there for you even if you don't see it yet.

  • @sarahward4378
    @sarahward4378 4 года назад +591

    i wish guys didn’t feel so insecure/intimidated by girls...then again i’m too scared to talk to guys too lmao

    • @ajs96350
      @ajs96350 4 года назад +127

      How you do'in? "finger guns"

    • @axelw7323
      @axelw7323 4 года назад +40

      I have every right to be afraid of black women

    • @sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775
      @sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775 4 года назад +22

      @@axelw7323 ´cause they are too hot?

    • @axelw7323
      @axelw7323 4 года назад +65

      @Sirris Mendoza Sunless Realms no because a lot of the ones I've met are mean as hell and if you even try flirting your ass is gonna get punched in the nose

    • @chak9360
      @chak9360 4 года назад +6

      Here's the thing you don't have to someone is gonna come up to you anyway

  • @neonmarkov6544
    @neonmarkov6544 7 лет назад +460

    "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches" Love that phrase. In Spain we say something similar; "El que vale vale, y el que no, para ADE" which would translate to "He who is talented, is. He who isn't studies Business Administration"

    • @CJtheRad
      @CJtheRad 7 лет назад +13

      Hehe, a superior phrase in my humble opinion. Thanks for sharing that nugget of gold.

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 7 лет назад +6

      amazing quote lad!

    • @neonmarkov6544
      @neonmarkov6544 7 лет назад +5

      You're welcome, both of you!

    • @notmisa
      @notmisa 7 лет назад +3

      Neon Markov time to go back to college then fuck

    • @MihirParmar74
      @MihirParmar74 7 лет назад +1

      Neon Markov i don't understand it MBA from a good college is still prestigious isn't. In my country you need more that 98 percentile to get interviewed for good b school. Sure everyone gets accepted into shit tier b schools but i still don't understand why that saying goes the way that it does.

  • @proudnoob124
    @proudnoob124 7 лет назад +795

    #1 reason why women will never step up to break the double standard of approaching someone you're interested in: it doesn't benefit them and requires courage.

    • @ericgutierrez347
      @ericgutierrez347 7 лет назад +5

      proudnoob124 harsh.

    • @AngelsDodger
      @AngelsDodger 7 лет назад +115

      proudnoob124 it's the damn truth, women only think about equality when it benefits them, that's what makes them hypocrites.

    • @christopheboucher3737
      @christopheboucher3737 7 лет назад +51

      proudnoob124 Instead of vilifying them, understand that maybe you're not attracting them.

    • @proudnoob124
      @proudnoob124 7 лет назад +36

      Christophe Boucher Nice shot. However, you're wrong in saying that I'm vilifying them. I simply stated a fact. Whether or not it is positive or detrimental towards girls' reputations is not my concern.

    • @proudnoob124
      @proudnoob124 7 лет назад +30

      Luz Iervasi Here are the issues with your logic - you confused honesty with easiness, and assumed us guys did too. Guys always communicate that we'd like girls to take the initiative more often, and we consequently never equate it to being easy or slutty. Therefore, and although I wish to give you the benefit of the doubt, I cannot and must say that you're aware your argument is incorrect, but you're intentionally using it regardless to hide the much simpler explanation of why you won't ask a guy out yourself - it is a scary thing to do. Here's my ironic advice: man the fuck up.

  • @LasgCe
    @LasgCe 4 года назад +692

    Edit: thanks for all the likes, didn't realise ..
    I also added a 2nd story which happened recently (sorry for any grammer or spelling mistakes)
    Total approaches: 2
    Story 1
    Approached by a girl at a bar ...
    Girl: Are you single?
    Me: Yea
    Girl: My brother thinks you are hot
    .-.
    Story 2
    Randomly got approached by a girl in public ...
    Girl: Hey, you got somthing to drink?
    Me: *offering her my waterbottle* I gotta warn you tho, since we don't know each other, you could get infected by drinking from this bottle.
    Girl: I will take the risk. You should give me your number .. You know 'just in case'
    Me: *laughing nervously* Haha .. Nah, I am fine.
    Well .. 15 minutes later I realised how stupid I am .. argh

  • @niladrimallik3172
    @niladrimallik3172 3 года назад +26

    Imagine a girl having so low standards that she ends up approaching me, of all people.
    That's cringy.

  • @wholesome122
    @wholesome122 7 лет назад +828

    okay so step 1 buy a puppy.

    • @sodakid1919
      @sodakid1919 7 лет назад +97

      Step 2: Doesn't matter you now have a puppy, you're done, you've won.

    • @CusomPCs
      @CusomPCs 7 лет назад +1

      That's actually my game plan..

    • @MLDprodutions1
      @MLDprodutions1 7 лет назад +7

      Mans best friend. Unconditional love.

    • @InsanityOtter983
      @InsanityOtter983 7 лет назад +34

      beachballer And even if you still don't get any girls, at least you have a puppy

    • @ventingshow4995
      @ventingshow4995 7 лет назад

      May come with nagging bitch ;)

  • @rkiwtir1146
    @rkiwtir1146 7 лет назад +361

    Margot replaces Natalie? How dare you!

    • @biggaboylips1785
      @biggaboylips1785 7 лет назад +3

      disgusting person!

    • @kakamaru5
      @kakamaru5 7 лет назад +67

      I see no problem with this

    • @SteelKatanas
      @SteelKatanas 7 лет назад +2

      And second of all how dare you?

    • @swans184
      @swans184 7 лет назад +9

      What's the unit conversion between an ND and an MR?

    • @SteelKatanas
      @SteelKatanas 7 лет назад +18

      Connor Swanson I'd say 1ND = 1.5MR just for the smile alone

  • @Therealplotski
    @Therealplotski 2 года назад +14

    Sometimes when it’s too good to be true I legit ask “Am I being recorded?”

  • @lukethaoxdify
    @lukethaoxdify 4 года назад +21

    “Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing.” 😂

    • @RobinD0903
      @RobinD0903 4 года назад +1

      Dwigt

    • @tahmkenchusta5852
      @tahmkenchusta5852 4 года назад

      Well go do what you want and don’t let *society* forge your actions

  • @Triumvirate888
    @Triumvirate888 7 лет назад +336

    I prefer to go with the Pokemon Trainer approach: carry around a bunch of bugs with you and don't let girls pass until they agree to fight you.

    • @julsjgreen
      @julsjgreen 7 лет назад +55

      If you're a real pro, they'll all be caterpillars and silk worms in mid-metamorphosis so they can do absolutely nothing to defend themselves against her pet lizard's brutal onslaught.

    • @nocomment00
      @nocomment00 7 лет назад +9

      Be careful with the move "Harden"

    • @alexandraemond818
      @alexandraemond818 7 лет назад +2

      Might actually work on me.
      Bugs are cool and I've always wanted to get in a fight with a stranger.

    • @betsecaf2227
      @betsecaf2227 7 лет назад

      Make sure to bring a stag beetle, that way they cant win

  • @acousticpigeon1839
    @acousticpigeon1839 7 лет назад +626

    "Man, this stool sure is flimsy. All we need is a rope". 10/10

    • @32simas
      @32simas 5 лет назад +7

      i dont get it

    • @drinuchia
      @drinuchia 5 лет назад +24

      @@32simas suicide joke hanging rope

    • @goldenfloof5469
      @goldenfloof5469 4 года назад +18

      @@32simas her name is hope.

    • @gianni206
      @gianni206 5 месяцев назад

      Ahhhh i just got it

    • @gamemakingkirb667
      @gamemakingkirb667 3 месяца назад +1

      Still don’t get it 💀😭

  • @EvanKenobi
    @EvanKenobi Год назад +15

    I've once been approached by a girl at concert. She told me I look good, wished me a good night and kissed before my brain was even able to join the dots. I barely managed to ask her for a number. She gave the number and suddenly disapeared in flashing lights. I called her later just to hear she had a boyfriend. That was big win/lose/wtf mixture moment. lol

  • @thismfcryin6313
    @thismfcryin6313 3 года назад +23

    Why is this guy the most mature and relatable person ever

    • @Spatterdock
      @Spatterdock 2 года назад

      He doesn’t have to necessarily be mature in order to be relatable to an audience.

  • @BonelessBen
    @BonelessBen 7 лет назад +233

    Talked a girl once........ opened the door for her and she said "thanks " I replied your welcome ..... virgin life is hard

    • @johnappleseed4833
      @johnappleseed4833 7 лет назад +9

      BonelessBen you gotta do better than that. Opening doors for a woman is about as mandatory as not asking their age or body weight. Cause failing to do so will just label you as a bad mannered male.

    • @is64611
      @is64611 7 лет назад +13

      I don't hold the door for able bodied young people unless they're right behind me. Even then I don't stand there and hold it. I just keep it open as a walk through.

    • @slendeaway7730
      @slendeaway7730 7 лет назад +31

      Of course you're a virgin, its "You're welcome" not "Your welcome" :^)

    • @johnappleseed4833
      @johnappleseed4833 7 лет назад +5

      Slendeaway Damn, grammar Nazis get hella laid! (!)_(!)

    • @slendeaway7730
      @slendeaway7730 7 лет назад

      hehe xd

  • @spoilthatsong2544
    @spoilthatsong2544 7 лет назад +565

    Hey CasuallyExplained...wanna go out?
    There's one you can add to your scoreboard!

  • @bigfattank101
    @bigfattank101 4 года назад +22

    What would a not weird person say:
    Silence
    Me: TELL ME PLZ

  • @ozwilliam4987
    @ozwilliam4987 3 года назад +9

    Got approached by a cute girl who told me she had a crush on me.
    Brain froze up and we never talked again.
    10/10 experience when remembering it 2 years later probably won’t happen again

  • @evanmyers2318
    @evanmyers2318 7 лет назад +331

    Just show her your meme stash and let nature take care of the rest

    • @pprophet
      @pprophet 7 лет назад +1

      Evan Myers if she rejects you it's either because you have bad memes or you have too many memes

    • @brendanoneill9817
      @brendanoneill9817 7 лет назад +10

      at first i thought you were making a play on the word "mustache" by saying "memestache"

    • @babib
      @babib 7 лет назад

      I'd like me some memes please. No a single guy I know loves memes.

    • @dood3530
      @dood3530 7 лет назад

      I can confirm this.

    • @dakotabeck4099
      @dakotabeck4099 7 лет назад

      the only good advice in the comment section

  • @Pwnedgamer94
    @Pwnedgamer94 7 лет назад +588

    Just remember to go outside every once in a while, the sounds of Nature are all from animals trying to get laid

    • @andrewblain5202
      @andrewblain5202 7 лет назад +64

      Pwnedgamer94
      Deep

    • @jjc5475
      @jjc5475 7 лет назад +147

      they want to grow so they can get laid.

    • @mylovebieber9728
      @mylovebieber9728 6 лет назад +2

      😂😂

    • @sadboi6317
      @sadboi6317 6 лет назад +3

      Pwnedgamer94 I thought it was the sounds of them fighting to the death over a dead hobo.

    • @notjohndoe6878
      @notjohndoe6878 6 лет назад

      Pwnedgamer94 Legit

  • @dotty7789
    @dotty7789 3 года назад +11

    Every relationship I've been in is because I made the first move. I've never been approached by a guy before. It makes me question a lot of stuff and I can see why guys can be insecure

    • @Vlad2005
      @Vlad2005 3 года назад +1

      it;s nice that you can see that, some girls don't ever realize.

  • @velbyYT
    @velbyYT 4 года назад +20

    "Oh? You're approaching me?"

    • @drewsillytoo
      @drewsillytoo 4 года назад +2

      Even though you're grandfather, Joseph, told you the power of the world like a medical student frantically trying to finish an exam before the last bell?

    • @grand-dadmiral
      @grand-dadmiral 4 года назад

      @@drewsillytoo I can't beat the shit outta you without getting closer.

    • @hk-ex4gw
      @hk-ex4gw 3 года назад

      @@grand-dadmiral Hoho! Then come as close as you like

  • @likbezlik
    @likbezlik 7 лет назад +2137

    I literally see my life in your videos...
    Makes me laugh so much.

    • @robs1052
      @robs1052 7 лет назад +46

      Mitar Zecevic
      Sad times

    • @jjc5475
      @jjc5475 7 лет назад +57

      me too man. it feels good to know that other people failed just as much as you have.
      well.. almost....

    • @fullercrane8548
      @fullercrane8548 7 лет назад

      Bunny I have a lucky rabbits foot in my pocket ;) wanna see it? ASL?

    • @licensedblockhead
      @licensedblockhead 6 лет назад +10

      *internal sobbing*

    • @OnkarPankanti_jr
      @OnkarPankanti_jr 6 лет назад

      same

  • @Ben-mb2qh
    @Ben-mb2qh 6 лет назад +698

    I just found this channel from trending but now I'm kind of stressed that I'll watch all of the videos tonight and that he won't post for another 6 months

    • @OLBastholm
      @OLBastholm 5 лет назад +8

      How did it work out for you? I'm in the exact same situation just, like, now.

    • @distantuncertain630
      @distantuncertain630 4 года назад +1

      Me too, today.

    • @AEEZProductions
      @AEEZProductions 4 года назад +27

      Just re watch them over and over til he posts again. Trust me, they never get old.

    • @aaa..
      @aaa.. 3 года назад

      @@AEEZProductions LOL TRUE

    • @uncleben7306
      @uncleben7306 3 года назад +1

      i made sure i didn't make that mistake. only watched one and waited for the rest on my recommended

  • @keneanbekele1143
    @keneanbekele1143 4 года назад +1

    I absolutely adore your sense of humor. You have become one of the two non-music related channels that I turned my notifications for. 💛

  • @ss-nz5sr
    @ss-nz5sr 4 года назад +7

    I think one of my biggest problems is not really knowing the line between good flirting and awkward creepyness.

  • @LordMoldyButt18
    @LordMoldyButt18 7 лет назад +485

    Yo did he get a gf or something he sounds like he's in a real good mood today

    • @lolbrunopt
      @lolbrunopt 7 лет назад +675

      might have touched a woman's hand

    • @LordMoldyButt18
      @LordMoldyButt18 7 лет назад +94

      lolbrunopt *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

    • @KentYTsang
      @KentYTsang 7 лет назад +9

      He's letting success go to his head
      Getting too close to his audience
      Setting up for fail, unless he punks up and rejects
      the Bet

    • @jdterrell
      @jdterrell 7 лет назад +1

      lolbrunopt wow, so he's basically married now gratz!

    • @robertj8062
      @robertj8062 7 лет назад

      Vyacheslav Semenko XD

  • @JacobthePoshPotato
    @JacobthePoshPotato 6 лет назад +1781

    That's the thing, it almost like no one acknowledges how insecure a lot of guys are.

    • @Ironkhight
      @Ironkhight 5 лет назад +48

      @@MFbaZz i usually think of that when i go to approach girls, works like a charm.

    • @noahdueck4039
      @noahdueck4039 5 лет назад +125

      Anal basher69 nothing makes me hornier than picturing a girl unload diarrhea

    • @elbuhdai605
      @elbuhdai605 4 года назад +35

      @@MFbaZz Name checks out
      EDIT: His name was AnalBasher69

    • @DoGmAnGuY1758
      @DoGmAnGuY1758 4 года назад +27

      People do it's just usually not in a very encouraging way.

    • @josefcech
      @josefcech 4 года назад +2

      @@MFbaZz ά rάήḏσm ςσmmέήτ τσ βσσṣτ (((Ÿøűťübę's))) άłĝσrΐτhm.

  • @automech4315
    @automech4315 3 года назад +16

    My rejection rate is well you can decide ,
    1st when i was thirteen she said i was too charming ,
    2nd she said i was just a friend ,
    3rd she said she's broken don't need a relationship for while ,( month after her fathers death i found out she's back agian with the same dude who broke her heart)
    4th she said some shit trauma about her sister so no ,
    Well im 22 now still single but living my life to fullest ,
    Had some fucking headaches about being alone while quarantining but im aight

    • @Vlad2005
      @Vlad2005 3 года назад

      was this the same girl?

  • @samaranjaysharma3459
    @samaranjaysharma3459 2 года назад +7

    Rejection is just part of life and you might have to be a little bit courageous. Very well said, I take rejections so well that some girls who rejected me later ended up asking me out 😂

  • @shootatsquare
    @shootatsquare 7 лет назад +147

    even if i think a girl is flirting with me I'm too scared to do something off the cuff, and come across rude or creepy. Like telling her her glasses make her look like she's smart or mention that her socks match the color of her bed sheets

    • @romanogrant2469
      @romanogrant2469 7 лет назад +6

      Damn bruh lol

    • @MrPatrickbuit
      @MrPatrickbuit 7 лет назад +59

      "the socks match the color of her bed sheets" i can't breathe man

    • @memoo9539
      @memoo9539 7 лет назад

      shootatsquare bruh

    • @greenyoshi119
      @greenyoshi119 7 лет назад +2

      how do you know what color her bedsheets are lmao

    • @memoo9539
      @memoo9539 7 лет назад +2

      greenyoshi119 it's a meme you dip

  • @korneliusheydrich4095
    @korneliusheydrich4095 7 лет назад +599

    I said "Hello" once, was almost charge with sexual assault.
    I'm just going stick with my waifu.

    • @padillatwins
      @padillatwins 7 лет назад +29

      Kornelius Heydrich
      if you have a waifu its high chance you didn't say hi to a girl

    • @nova5303
      @nova5303 7 лет назад +1

      He got ptsd and now he has one

    • @shadoninja
      @shadoninja 7 лет назад +61

      Is your name Hugh Mungus?

    • @mlgesuschrist5518
      @mlgesuschrist5518 7 лет назад +30

      did you see that news story where this woman is claiming this guy groped her avatar in the HTC Vive thing
      fucking priceless

    • @alisongold9448
      @alisongold9448 7 лет назад +12

      Kornelius Heydrich HUGH MUNGOUS WHAT

  • @lgfgaming434
    @lgfgaming434 3 года назад +4

    I like how these videos are just a mix between jokes and actual tips. Love it!

    • @roteampelhd6323
      @roteampelhd6323 2 года назад +2

      The trick is to figure out which is which lol

  • @Bayoll
    @Bayoll 2 года назад +3

    1:24
    "Nothing?"
    "That's right, keep it up."
    "Ok."

  • @KevinGoT
    @KevinGoT 7 лет назад +2331

    People really don't understand how rough engineering school is (it's college without the sex, with harder classes, and for Americans with even more student debt).

    • @Pattyobrien3
      @Pattyobrien3 5 лет назад +591

      Though, on the plus side, it is easy to make friends by asking new people if they've ever held a woman's hand, and high-fiving them when they say no.

    • @pizza6969
      @pizza6969 5 лет назад +25

      Hey you should go to a Canadian school.

    • @jorgehonoresmorales2761
      @jorgehonoresmorales2761 5 лет назад +4

      You nailed it

    • @tealuxe
      @tealuxe 5 лет назад +74

      lmao, I think I'm one of the few engineers students that got a hot girlfriend and banged her for one year in a round. I just talked to her, to be honest Idk how I did it. Before u feel jealous i'll just say she dumped me and now it's been almost 2 years without sex. I guess at least I'm not virgin anymore, so I don't have that weight over my shoulders no more :D. But yeah, engineers life is tough :c

    • @m12735
      @m12735 5 лет назад +6

      whew. So it's not just me..

  • @JulianKlimczyk
    @JulianKlimczyk 7 лет назад +1013

    After she says yes. then what

    • @User-hz7gz
      @User-hz7gz 7 лет назад +496

      Proceed with the chloroform.

    • @EtherFox
      @EtherFox 7 лет назад +98

      Throw down some sick verses and/or dance moves. If you win the battle, she's yours. If you lose, you're hers.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 7 лет назад +44

      +Moms spaghetti
      Not right away, though. Ensure there are no witnesses, first.
      Also, ensure your van is close by. Nothing worse than carrying a body half a mile.

    • @User-hz7gz
      @User-hz7gz 7 лет назад +56

      Or you could just hit her with the van...then the van would be very close away.

    • @Rislear
      @Rislear 7 лет назад +141

      don't worry, that never happens

  • @christianhill45
    @christianhill45 3 года назад +10

    Ight boys here's my score board
    Compliments: 1
    Number of times I've been asked out: 0
    Number of times I've asked someone out: 3
    Number of times those relationships ended up a train wreck and emotionally scaring me for months: 3
    We're doing pretty good boys.

  • @flutenanyidk1806
    @flutenanyidk1806 2 года назад +9

    As a girl, I've asked every guy I've gone out with so far.
    Heck yes, it would be VERY nice to be asked out for a change and not have to plan ANYTHING. Just tell me the dress code (athletic wear, dress, whatever; get your head out of the gutter.) and tell me whether or not I need to pack food. If a boy got everything planned and told me only the information I'd need to know to be prepared for it, I would LOVE that.
    As an extrovert who usually tends to be into super nerdy introverts, I acknowledge this is highly unlikely. Thank you universe.

    • @anonymousentity5106
      @anonymousentity5106 Год назад

      Oh? There are people who like nerdy introverts? Well this is new knowledge XD

  • @gaiusthejurist8445
    @gaiusthejurist8445 7 лет назад +343

    What happened to Natalie Dormer? #BringBackNatalie

    • @SanvelloSerapiega
      @SanvelloSerapiega 7 лет назад +34

      Caesar Belisarius He is to nervous to ask her out man

    • @HellKainK66
      @HellKainK66 7 лет назад +6

      If he over uses it, she loses all power. Let her be a very special guest and you will appreciate her more.

    • @Narokkurai
      @Narokkurai 7 лет назад +27

      She exploded.

    • @PatCatt
      @PatCatt 7 лет назад +15

      Caesar Belisarius You didn't catch the list, did you?

    • @hollth6770
      @hollth6770 7 лет назад

      She's still there. IF you look on the list there is Natalie Dormer.

  • @Azqalihm
    @Azqalihm 7 лет назад +188

    This channel needs to get bigger.

    • @inksuckeye1
      @inksuckeye1 7 лет назад +7

      redsn0 not all heroes wear capes

    • @Azqalihm
      @Azqalihm 7 лет назад +1

      ***** No, I don't. Y'know there are realistic expectations and wishes.. *sigh* *cry*

    • @razsingh8762
      @razsingh8762 7 лет назад +3

      More than half a million subscribers for a new ish channel is pretty fuckin good. It will get up there with time.

  • @binaryglitch64
    @binaryglitch64 2 года назад

    Best one yet in my random (non-chronological) watching non-patern. (I've probably seen about 30 to 50 of your vids before ... found your channel when 'life casually explained as a video game' was trending virtual)
    This is the best so far (except for that first one) ... it's on point with truth bombs and solid advice while keeping it light and funny.

  • @ConsultingHumor
    @ConsultingHumor Год назад +6

    Getting put in the same group in school is the childhood equivalent of meeting your spouse at work

  • @shovel5526
    @shovel5526 7 лет назад +663

    a dude came up to me before at lunch and he saw I had Doritos and he was like "oh uh you have Doritos those are my favorite chips" and then went on about how much he liked Doritos

    • @shovel5526
      @shovel5526 7 лет назад +161

      *specifically cool ranch ;)*

    • @fuckingcockslurper
      @fuckingcockslurper 6 лет назад +202

      itshannahl0l you can...you can just do that? "Hello, oh I see you're wearing a shirt! Look! I'm wearing one too! I love shirts. My favorite shirt is a v neck with song lyrics on it. I wear shirts when I.....

    • @sewaraldahbb5105
      @sewaraldahbb5105 5 лет назад +8

      itshannahl0l okay but you know what he really need so why to make it difficult??

    • @flam1ngicecream
      @flam1ngicecream 5 лет назад +150

      He's trying his best

    • @muzicluvr01
      @muzicluvr01 5 лет назад +58

      i thought we were bonding...

  • @SGz_Eliminated
    @SGz_Eliminated 7 лет назад +449

    If a girl approaches me I just assume it's a joke/prank

    • @carti5195
      @carti5195 6 лет назад +4

      Sam Trott that's so sad bit true😭💀

    • @squiddi1393
      @squiddi1393 6 лет назад +29

      Possibly? I was eating with my friends at a place once when I spotted a group of girls, some of them were pretty hot. One of them randomly came up to me and started sitting on my lap, like what the fuck? I had no idea what to think of it, I asked if this was a dare or some stupid challenge. I've been approached by other girls before (and regret not taking chances with some of them), so I don't think I was being made fun of. Still not sure what the fuck happened that night.

    • @chri8680
      @chri8680 6 лет назад +21

      Once i was drinking with some friends, and two girls told me how they once lost in a game and had to act like they fell for a guy (only texting, we were young af) for like 3 days. I imagined being that guy, and since then those girls and their whole "gang" is dead to me.

    • @thrivingroxy4790
      @thrivingroxy4790 6 лет назад

      Sam Trott me with boys

    • @theultimateprogrammer6932
      @theultimateprogrammer6932 6 лет назад

      Same

  • @jaiparera2850
    @jaiparera2850 4 года назад

    These are great 😂 subtle details like the snapping make your videos great, keep it up!!

  • @HelloYatta
    @HelloYatta 3 года назад +1

    Bro, I don't know how I stumbled on your videos but I've been binge watching them and showing my friends

  • @NachdaDragon
    @NachdaDragon 7 лет назад +413

    8 planets,
    204 countries,
    809 islands,
    7 seas,
    6,000,000,000+ people,
    AND I AM SINGLE.
    Edit- wow it's been almost one year and 432 likes!! Thanks a lot guys
    Btw I'm still single 😂

    • @JsTdubStep
      @JsTdubStep 7 лет назад +45

      There are more than 7 seas in out solar system m8, for example on Jupiter's moon europa and another one on Saturn's moon dione.

    • @lullabyhugs
      @lullabyhugs 7 лет назад +42

      JsT Music I bet you're fun at parties.

    • @Danielblco0
      @Danielblco0 7 лет назад +26

      Why count planets and seas? 0 people live there

    • @NachdaDragon
      @NachdaDragon 7 лет назад +51

      Daniel Blanco R aliens and mermaids

    • @rapchee
      @rapchee 7 лет назад +15

      +Daniel Blanco R THAT'S WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU TO THINK BUT YOU GOTTA BE SMARTER THAN THEM

  • @dbsasuke
    @dbsasuke 7 лет назад +648

    If you're an introvert don't be afraid to go out in public, eventually an extrovert will see you, like you, and take you in.

    • @fleetofhoof8809
      @fleetofhoof8809 6 лет назад +244

      Really? In my experience they just make fun of me behind my back...

    • @zacharyrichardson7189
      @zacharyrichardson7189 5 лет назад +12

      Doobert Scoobert My man

    • @NolanJohnson423
      @NolanJohnson423 5 лет назад +7

      Doobert Scoobert genius

    • @Zodasg
      @Zodasg 5 лет назад +42

      Basically, if you’re a Ted Mosby, go out ‘til someone Barney Stinson’s you

    • @adrianrice2177
      @adrianrice2177 5 лет назад +5

      @@Zodasg This couldn't be more uncanny, bub

  • @purgingspaget8091
    @purgingspaget8091 2 года назад

    3:02 I love how on the lay list he has "Your Mom" and a tick, little things like that make your videos so much fun even to rewatch months and years after you first saw them.

  • @nicolasbolas2247
    @nicolasbolas2247 Год назад +4

    I got approached by a girl at the gym today. She came up and asked me how old I was and we had a small conversation. She asked me for my snap and I declined because I didn't use it and I told her I was seeing someone. I wasn't but I was afraid to hurt her feelings. She said she didn't mean it like that and was just trying to make friends. It was awkward. I think she liked me, she was laughing a lot and I'd never seen her approach anyone before. I feel bad for making it so awkward, but good for her for having the balls to come up to someone and just start talking to them. It's inspiring

    • @chris-rios
      @chris-rios Год назад +1

      wow

    • @sublimeade
      @sublimeade Год назад +2

      I will take her number

    • @armalite6837
      @armalite6837 Год назад +4

      please just say you're not interested instead of lying

    • @P1CKL3_RICK
      @P1CKL3_RICK Год назад +1

      What a pitiful individual you are

    • @nicolasbolas2247
      @nicolasbolas2247 Год назад

      @@armalite6837 lying isn't necessarily bad

  • @mattc2433
    @mattc2433 7 лет назад +523

    I really have to start utilizing my cute dog more. the only problem is he poops when he is happy

    • @doranrouthe9737
      @doranrouthe9737 6 лет назад

      Mat c LOL!

    • @Extranomicon
      @Extranomicon 6 лет назад +3

      this is the best comment ive ever seen

    • @MewtwosPie
      @MewtwosPie 6 лет назад +47

      I guess dogs really do reflect their owners

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 5 лет назад +33

      Mat c
      That's a tough break.. When I was in year 8, I took my dog down the beach, he ran over to the group of hot year 10 girls from my school and dropped a massive shit in the centre of their towels, etc... He didn't break eye contact with me the whole time. 😂😂😂

    • @shaylempert9994
      @shaylempert9994 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @spunkymonkey5102
    @spunkymonkey5102 3 года назад +59

    So I watched this in 8th grade and that ending comment about “what could’ve been” drove me to muster up my new pubescent courage to try to get my first girlfriend
    I’m and back to this video after my 7th rejection in 10th grade and now all I feel is empty laughter in those last few seconds👍🏽
    I'm back in 12th grade after my 23rd rejection and now I have literally ascended. I have infinite confidence and never fear getting rejected whatsoever. I also have a strong drive to do the things I want to do in live. Guess God was really using them for character development
    Ermm well back again, finally got a GF. I was just going about my daily rizz and, crazily, one stuck. You wouldn't believe how flabbergasted I was as the relationship progressed without incident. Had a lot of firsts, but sadly her dad found out, he was a staunch Muslim and she a loyal daughter soooo relationship over. But after being in an actual relationship I realized that I had learned to love the chase. Humans are adaptable.

    • @cordova2593
      @cordova2593 2 года назад +1

      Rough

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Год назад

      Hey, man, you have *way* more courage in HS than I ever did. For what it's worth, I admire your willingness to try. Best of luck! 👍

    • @DuckInGameStop
      @DuckInGameStop Год назад +2

      hi fellow lonely 11th grader

  • @LarryTL
    @LarryTL 7 лет назад +2161

    Me: "Titanic."
    Them: "What?"
    Me: "Sorry, that wasn't a very good icebreaker."
    jk I would never think of this in a moment of awkward silence nor would I speak to them in general

    • @ActionGal
      @ActionGal 7 лет назад +33

      Larry "What?"

    • @Notorious1441
      @Notorious1441 7 лет назад +108

      "Ahem.. I SAID 'SORRY, THAT WASN'T A VERY GOOD ICE BREAKER.'"

    • @Pr00ch
      @Pr00ch 7 лет назад +105

      "um okay?" *silence*

    • @naingaung2748
      @naingaung2748 7 лет назад +1

      funny

    • @iSaintRichie23
      @iSaintRichie23 7 лет назад +30

      I immediately thought of Hugh Mungus when the reply was "what?" haha "Titanic what?!"

  • @difrractsliver1031
    @difrractsliver1031 Год назад +2

    Through my innate ability to fabricate and believe every single potential negative outcome that can come out of any situations, I have gained this amazing ability of coax myself into believing that I have no chance before I even speak to her, thus, I reach peace.

  • @darrenskjoelsvold
    @darrenskjoelsvold 7 месяцев назад

    Ok that last part at the end was awesome. Well said.