Casually Explained: Break-Ups

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  • @CasuallyExplained
    @CasuallyExplained  Год назад +1322

    If you'd like to give Opera One a try: opr.as/Opera-browser-Casually-Explained

    • @ossi8219
      @ossi8219 Год назад +4

      alright

    • @eroguroknight
      @eroguroknight Год назад +1

      W

    • @walidayach8623
      @walidayach8623 Год назад +19

      CasuallySponsored

    • @91722854
      @91722854 Год назад +1

      loophole found then, make plenty of youtube accounts, all playing your own videos, but without adblock

    • @joec.8716
      @joec.8716 Год назад +3

      why is this answer 4 hours old when the video is 1 hour old?

  • @criticallol3039
    @criticallol3039 Год назад +33878

    I'm pretty sure this is Casually's way of telling us he's available.

    • @jayer.
      @jayer. Год назад +5204

      Yeah we really can't be too sure about this. I mean he's a RUclipsr and maybe just wants to intensify the parasocial relationship with the viewers. And he is also Canadian so this could all be genuine advice.
      So I think it's best to keep our wits up and keep looking for signs.

    • @EvenTheDogAgrees
      @EvenTheDogAgrees Год назад +877

      And he admitted to being on Grindr, so anyone can apply! 😂

    • @russellnewmexico1
      @russellnewmexico1 Год назад +1612

      Casually Available

    • @PlasmaticPi
      @PlasmaticPi Год назад +213

      Ah, so he is on Stage 5.

    • @funfantasy3500
      @funfantasy3500 Год назад +68

      Great reference

  • @CocoVision2
    @CocoVision2 Год назад +17390

    You know it's a good decade when a casually explained video drops

    • @Liusila
      @Liusila Год назад +235

      It’s definitely made it one of the generations of all time.

    • @choonyongtan5671
      @choonyongtan5671 Год назад +75

      The best century ever since

    • @fredlada1634
      @fredlada1634 Год назад +107

      Honestly this guy has been gifted and is producing some of the best content there is, it’s not a “casual, view grinding” channel where most videos are passable, boring and repetitive, this guy is very smart in his analysis of important topic/ideas about society and humanity as a whole even (I’m French).
      I think we can excuse the guy for taking a long ass time producing something worthy to be heard for a laugh and also perfectly explaining human behavior in the same time, with subjects that speaks to the world and with that humorous touch, it’s always a gift, this guy is a gem with what he’s doing, I hope he never stops bringing these videos but you also wouldn’t want him to lose quality as with everything that becomes mainstream. I would even say that with this new one he improved from all the other content he has already created.

    • @stupiditiusmaximus
      @stupiditiusmaximus Год назад +11

      The greatest millenia so far.

    • @A_Dilophosaurus
      @A_Dilophosaurus Год назад +6

      Bro made my millennium fr

  • @venaautos
    @venaautos Год назад +1494

    "Bench 3 plates, Bugatti Chiron" That laughter nearly killed me, incredible video 🤣

    • @stc2828
      @stc2828 6 месяцев назад +2

      He nailed it so hard 😂

    • @amiapsychopat
      @amiapsychopat 4 месяца назад +1

      it took me tf out💀

  • @flavored_1
    @flavored_1 Год назад +7819

    “Men don’t take rejection well, especially from art school” 💀

    • @jacksonstacy8962
      @jacksonstacy8962 Год назад +216

      Bro is a comedy god

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers Год назад +163

      I did *not see* that coming.

    • @nevermind4611
      @nevermind4611 Год назад +60

      This flew over my head the first time

    • @sc3961
      @sc3961 Год назад +49

      I have to write this here because it took me until-reading-this-comment and then some to get the joke, so, for other lazy thinkers:
      "Oh... Hitler."
      TBF tho - I literally have a fever haha

    • @WalkThrough_101
      @WalkThrough_101 Год назад +40

      You ruined the surprise of the joke because I looked at the comments before I was done with the video, shame on... me, because that's entirely my fault

  • @alexspace9878
    @alexspace9878 Год назад +4940

    “So I went to Reddit to become an expert on the topic” 😭 this dude always fight our toughest battles , he’s a hero

    • @Cats4life777
      @Cats4life777 Год назад +59

      He went on Reddit and came back with breath in his lungs. Dude is hardcore.

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg Год назад

      If there's separation it should be for a short time like the apostle mentions to avoid sin. We shouldn't have relations with a person until we are married to them to avoid pain from love/heartbreak. heartbreak is a difficult emotion to work with, But When it comes to a person leaving the relationship we have to let them leave, like the Bible says, but they aren't on the path to life following Jesus.
      But if the unbeliever departs, let him depart; a brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases. But God has called us to peace. For how do you know, O wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, O husband, whether you will save your wife?
      I Corinthians 7:15-‬16 NKJV
      People have to repent and turn from immorality to enter the kingdom of God. If they are unfaithful we can find someone else, but forgive them, don't hold to bitterness. If we are single it's a wonderful time to grow closer with the Lord, the apostle actually mentions to people who are wed to behave as if they weren't, as two companions in light of God. We have to consider marriage if we are to join ourselves with another, following God and have a good committed, loving relationship. But we seek God first. God Bless you 🕊️♥️

    • @Noah-go8xc
      @Noah-go8xc 8 месяцев назад +20

      It’s even better if you understand the subreddit /r/relationshipadvice. That sub will have some shit like “My husbands a ceo at a Fortune 500 company, has worked his entire life to get there, we have sex regularly, we have three kids, he spoils me with gifts after 20 years of marriage, and he tells me he loves me before and after work everyday. He stayed late at work last night though.
      Top comment: huge red flag. Not only is he a Fortune 500 ceo capitalist pig, he stayed at work late which means he’s cheating on you. Get out IMMEDIATELY.

  • @pohorex6834
    @pohorex6834 11 месяцев назад +365

    This is probably the most comedically dense casually explained video. So much going on all over the place, the tinder radius joke was my favorite

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +12404

    Kudos to Casual for breaking up in real life just to make this video, true dedication

    • @michaelwesten4624
      @michaelwesten4624 Год назад +62

      Go outside little bro, enough with the comment spam

    • @Merzaderz
      @Merzaderz Год назад +19

      The man got into photography for us, there is no limit

    • @Novenae_CCG
      @Novenae_CCG Год назад +117

      @@michaelwesten4624 If you've seen all their comments, you must have been wasting as much time as they are, you just didn't write as much.

    • @tbone6032
      @tbone6032 Год назад

      @@Novenae_CCG
      P plll o ok

    • @willem.d.035
      @willem.d.035 Год назад +8

      Method acting

  • @erodey3133
    @erodey3133 Год назад +2808

    "One of the worst situations when you are going through a breakup is when you have kids. Not only is someone breaking up with you, but you also have kids" this caught me good lmao

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg Год назад

      If there's separation it should be for a short time like the apostle mentions to avoid sin. We shouldn't have relations with a person until we are married to them to avoid pain from love/heartbreak. heartbreak is a difficult emotion to work with, But When it comes to a person leaving the relationship we have to let them leave, like the Bible says, but they aren't on the path to life following Jesus.
      But if the unbeliever departs, let him depart; a brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases. But God has called us to peace. For how do you know, O wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, O husband, whether you will save your wife?
      I Corinthians 7:15-‬16 NKJV
      People have to repent and turn from immorality to enter the kingdom of God. If they are unfaithful we can find someone else, but forgive them, don't hold to bitterness. If we are single it's a wonderful time to grow closer with the Lord, the apostle actually mentions to people who are wed to behave as if they weren't, as two companions in light of God. We have to consider marriage if we are to join ourselves with another, following God and have a good committed, loving relationship. But we seek God first, God Bless you 🕊️♥️

    • @williamwoolf8072
      @williamwoolf8072 6 месяцев назад +7

      its funny because he actually brought up a good point

    • @stephenkohnle8290
      @stephenkohnle8290 4 месяца назад +11

      Plus the worst part is she takes half of the kids, which just leads to the kid dying because they can't live with half a body.

  • @gaslitgames
    @gaslitgames Год назад +435

    Can confirm this is great advice. I followed every step and I'm well on my way to the next breakup.

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz 11 месяцев назад +7

      You’ll be a natural in no time. Just continue to look for signs.

    • @7yep4336dfgvvh
      @7yep4336dfgvvh 8 месяцев назад +2

      You'll soon advance to divorcee

    • @srenkierkegaard6433
      @srenkierkegaard6433 25 дней назад +1

      Awesome

  • @lemmonboy6459
    @lemmonboy6459 Год назад +4890

    I don’t think I’ve ever cried and laughed harder at a joke than that “Guy Post-Breakup text exchange”

    • @tryhardnoob1140
      @tryhardnoob1140 Год назад +394

      That was way too accurate.

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 Год назад +154

      @@tryhardnoob1140
      I thank god every day for good friends and the ability to open up

    • @JG-qp9dl
      @JG-qp9dl Год назад

      ​@@lemmonboy6459gay!
      Jk

    • @louistorres0054
      @louistorres0054 Год назад +99

      That one was a little too accurate 💀

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +6

      E‎ ‎ ‎

  • @incognito9218
    @incognito9218 Год назад +4206

    “Half of a negative number is pure profit” Just when you thought he fell off he hits you with pure genius😂

    • @zainmudassir2964
      @zainmudassir2964 Год назад +55

      True. When you're in debt it's great to get some of it passed on to your ex

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg Год назад

      If there's separation it should be for a short time like the apostle mentions to avoid sin. We shouldn't have relations with a person until we are married to them to avoid pain from love/heartbreak. heartbreak is a difficult emotion to work with, But When it comes to a person leaving the relationship we have to let them leave, like the Bible says, but they aren't on the path to life following Jesus.
      But if the unbeliever departs, let him depart; a brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases. But God has called us to peace. For how do you know, O wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, O husband, whether you will save your wife?
      I Corinthians 7:15-‬16 NKJV
      People have to repent and turn from immorality to enter the kingdom of God. If they are unfaithful we can find someone else, but forgive them, don't hold to bitterness. If we are single it's a wonderful time to grow closer with the Lord, the apostle actually mentions to people who are wed to behave as if they weren't, as two companions in light of God. We have to consider marriage if we are to join ourselves with another, following God and have a good committed, loving relationship. But we seek God first. God Bless you 🕊️♥️

    • @EroticInferno
      @EroticInferno 11 месяцев назад +113

      “I set my radius to maximum, but you can pick whatever size of girl you want”
      Fucking sent me over the moon

    • @flatwoodzmafia
      @flatwoodzmafia 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@EroticInfernosame 💀😂

    • @jeffML3926
      @jeffML3926 11 месяцев назад +4

      Genius script 😆👌💀

  • @chandrasekharChebiyyam
    @chandrasekharChebiyyam 11 месяцев назад +50

    Did y'all miss the: "I set the radius to maximum" GOLD?

  • @TheGabrielPT
    @TheGabrielPT Год назад +4249

    All guys know that feeling when a girl sends the message first and is being too interested and direct, and then sends a virus link and you're like "Ah, that makes sense".

    • @SethJV
      @SethJV Год назад +28

      😟

    • @BreakdancePeach
      @BreakdancePeach Год назад +9

      Go after a digital girl - Get a virus
      Go after an irl girl - Catch a virus
      There's no winning lads...

    • @katinmazniv4714
      @katinmazniv4714 Год назад +87

      @@BreakdancePeachthe only way to win is to kiss men…

    • @EvenTheDogAgrees
      @EvenTheDogAgrees Год назад +272

      Honestly, red flags in online dating are as follows:
      1. Woman contacts you first.
      2. Woman responds to your message.
      As a man, there's really no way to win on dating sites. 😂

    • @MyPhobo
      @MyPhobo Год назад +37

      HEY! Sometimes things will be going fine with a woman for like 6 months and then she'll ghost you out of nowhere! :(

  • @2014wolfy
    @2014wolfy Год назад +1289

    Hilariously accurate and also sad bc most guys genuinely don't have experience having a community with whom to process hard emotions like a break up. I highly recommend texting your buddy directly (not on the groupchat) to let him know a) you are there for him if he wants to talk or just hangout and b) ask him if there's anything you can do to help. He will inevitably respond "not that i can think of but thanks for asking man." Do something anyway. Bring him food/beer/anything to prove to him that you WILL show up for him and now he is more likely to open up and process with you. He gets some healing, you both get a better friendship. Be the buddy you want to have, fellas.

    • @solus5635
      @solus5635 Год назад +86

      Genuinely good advice

    • @miles611
      @miles611 Год назад +74

      This man buddies

    • @Zwickerly2
      @Zwickerly2 Год назад +109

      After my first bad break up, my best friend just came to my house immediately. Didn't judge me for crying, empathized with how I was feeling, and made me feel better. King of the Bros for sure.

    • @PJ-hi1gz
      @PJ-hi1gz Год назад +22

      King 👑

    • @mongolloyd
      @mongolloyd Год назад +10

      Preach my man

  • @charlespascual7518
    @charlespascual7518 Год назад +192

    Girlfriend of four years and two months dumped me over text less than a week ago. I was planning on proposing this Christmas and was blindsided. The jokes in this video helped me see some humor in all of this, so thanks.

    • @sa34w
      @sa34w 9 месяцев назад +38

      You saved money on divorce😂

    • @logicalNerd
      @logicalNerd 7 месяцев назад +54

      That sucks man. You good?

    • @BlackBullKnight
      @BlackBullKnight 5 месяцев назад +20

      @zodiakara12 My girlfriend dumped me because I interrupted her story time by flirting with her. Her reason was "You don't listen to me". Only did it once throughout the entire relationship and would always listen to her talk sometimes for hours without interrupting. 2 months later she has a new boyfriend lmao. Dodged a bullet

    • @vedran3775
      @vedran3775 4 месяца назад +2

      ​​@@BlackBullKnightIt really is her loss, bro. Wishing you luck, everyone👍

    • @BlackBullKnight
      @BlackBullKnight 4 месяца назад +1

      @@vedran3775 Thank you man, means a lot :) Hope you're good too

  • @JadeCGaba
    @JadeCGaba Год назад +972

    Ah yes r/relationshipadvice where they tell u to break up at the slightest imperfection of your relationship

    • @Ash-ei9ku
      @Ash-ei9ku Год назад +50

      this is so true, they expect people to be perfect and have the most perfect relationships lol

    • @emperortgp2424
      @emperortgp2424 Год назад +135

      Where virgins explain to you what a good relationship is like

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +2

      E‎ ‎

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 Год назад +11

      And from my experience most people took that advice to heart.
      Which is honestly maddening. Just freaking let me make one silly mistake.

    • @charlemagne111027
      @charlemagne111027 Год назад +30

      ​@@emperortgp2424more like where teens give you advice on how to fix your marriage.

  • @bluesdjben
    @bluesdjben Год назад +1776

    I love how the post-breakup girlfriend group looks to camera and glares like, "We do not have a pillow fight, you idiot."

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg Год назад

      If there's separation it should be for a short time like the apostle mentions to avoid sin. We shouldn't have relations with a person until we are married to them to avoid pain from love/heartbreak. heartbreak is a difficult emotion to work with, But When it comes to a person leaving the relationship we have to let them leave, like the Bible says, but they aren't on the path to life following Jesus.
      But if the unbeliever departs, let him depart; a brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases. But God has called us to peace. For how do you know, O wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, O husband, whether you will save your wife?
      I Corinthians 7:15-‬16 NKJV
      People have to repent and turn from immorality to enter the kingdom of God. If they are unfaithful we can find someone else, but forgive them, don't hold to bitterness. If we are single it's a wonderful time to grow closer with the Lord, the apostle actually mentions to people who are wed to behave as if they weren't, as two companions in light of God. We have to consider marriage if we are to join ourselves with another, following God and have a good committed, loving relationship. But we seek God first. God Bless you 🕊️♥️

    • @anarcus
      @anarcus 11 месяцев назад +6

      What do they have instead ☠️

    • @123hattan
      @123hattan 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@anarcus Cushion fights

    • @marusdod3685
      @marusdod3685 10 месяцев назад +17

      @@anarcus scissors

    • @flooku987
      @flooku987 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@marusdod3685Standard Jewish Transplant Procedure

  • @thedarksideofthemood
    @thedarksideofthemood Год назад +63

    "... or you can't say you don't like broccoli if you've never tried it so you add Grindr to the rotation" this was brilliant

  • @tonyhinderman
    @tonyhinderman Год назад +369

    That “Guy Post-Breakup text exchange” part was so accurate I was reciting the texts before they came up

  • @j3h0s0ph4t
    @j3h0s0ph4t Год назад +473

    "not only are you going through a breakup but you also have kids"
    caught me off guard 😭😭
    good stuff

    • @whereareyouatlee
      @whereareyouatlee Год назад

      Lmao

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg Год назад

      If there's separation it should be for a short time like the apostle mentions to avoid sin. We shouldn't have relations with a person until we are married to them to avoid pain from love/heartbreak. heartbreak is a difficult emotion to work with, But When it comes to a person leaving the relationship we have to let them leave, like the Bible says, but they aren't on the path to life following Jesus.
      But if the unbeliever departs, let him depart; a brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases. But God has called us to peace. For how do you know, O wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, O husband, whether you will save your wife?
      I Corinthians 7:15-‬16 NKJV
      People have to repent and turn from immorality to enter the kingdom of God. If they are unfaithful we can find someone else, but forgive them, don't hold to bitterness. If we are single it's a wonderful time to grow closer with the Lord, the apostle actually mentions to people who are wed to behave as if they weren't, as two companions in light of God. We have to consider marriage if we are to join ourselves with another, following God and have a good committed, loving relationship. But we seek God first, God Bless you 🕊️♥️

  • @aymandh8001
    @aymandh8001 11 месяцев назад +25

    ''They say that the heart is a muscle, so in order for it to get stronger, you have to train it to failure''
    Great start already

  • @st0ox
    @st0ox Год назад +3117

    Sorry to hear that you had to go through a break up. Happens to most people in life. Stay strong.

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 Год назад +93

      I've matched with women on OkCupid over the years and said things as simple as, "I'm glad we matched. How did you spend your Thanksgiving?" only to get blocked. The only logical solution is to confront them, if possible, in person. We need to hold them accountable for their behavior.

    • @EvenTheDogAgrees
      @EvenTheDogAgrees Год назад

      @@RobbieStacks90 Ehh, OkCupid really went down the drain a good while ago. The final straw for me was when they introduced the Tinder Swipe mechanism. That was the exact opposite of what OKC was all about.

    • @timbraska6750
      @timbraska6750 Год назад +13

      Glad you did everything you could for your fellow homie

    • @coconutade111
      @coconutade111 Год назад +33

      You good bro?

    • @someguy8156
      @someguy8156 Год назад

      yeah, I'm alright man. @@coconutade111

  • @olivierg481
    @olivierg481 Год назад +801

    There’s even a whole post credit scene!!! This guy makes masterpieces

    • @yolenda_loves_to_sing
      @yolenda_loves_to_sing Год назад +29

      Almost missed it, thanks!

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 Год назад +7

      The CECU is becoming a reality.

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg Год назад

      If there's separation it should be for a short time like the apostle mentions to avoid sin. We shouldn't have relations with a person until we are married to them to avoid pain from love/heartbreak. heartbreak is a difficult emotion to work with, But When it comes to a person leaving the relationship we have to let them leave, like the Bible says, but they aren't on the path to life following Jesus.
      But if the unbeliever departs, let him depart; a brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases. But God has called us to peace. For how do you know, O wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, O husband, whether you will save your wife?
      I Corinthians 7:15-‬16 NKJV
      People have to repent and turn from immorality to enter the kingdom of God. If they are unfaithful we can find someone else, but forgive them, don't hold to bitterness. If we are single it's a wonderful time to grow closer with the Lord, the apostle actually mentions to people who are wed to behave as if they weren't, as two companions in light of God. We have to consider marriage if we are to join ourselves with another, following God and have a good committed, loving relationship. But we seek God first, God Bless you 🕊️♥️

  • @faasramaekers
    @faasramaekers 11 месяцев назад +14

    This video is so insanely well done, a lot of jokes combined, negative income, the child being you and also the microsoft edge. You sure have made my day yet again, thanks so much.

  • @1chaplain
    @1chaplain Год назад +627

    Did you break up?
    A. Yes
    B. No
    C. Can't tell. She could just be playing hard to get

    • @lucasZr113
      @lucasZr113 Год назад +46

      Maybe she's not Canadian

    • @Rono99
      @Rono99 Год назад

      D. Getting told your just not talking to girls right, thats why you can't get non, so you then let them set up your tinder , let them create the bio and with pics they think would work out for you, your 199 pounds have a good job and do a lot for others not bc i need to but thats just who i am, just to have 2 fat chicks over 300 pounds be the only ones to like me and then ghost me after 30 mins, and they never told me what i did wrong and after 2 weeks and no hits after ,you then sink into an emotional despair where you drink 8 beers back to back and pass out on the grass, but your homies got ya and start spoon feeding cherry pie after they helped you to the couch 😂 💀

  • @felicichris1369
    @felicichris1369 Год назад +605

    “You’ve already found a great way to keep labor costs down.”
    That blew over my head at first just listening…😂

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg Год назад

      If there's separation it should be for a short time like the apostle mentions to avoid sin. We shouldn't have relations with a person until we are married to them to avoid pain from love/heartbreak. heartbreak is a difficult emotion to work with, But When it comes to a person leaving the relationship we have to let them leave, like the Bible says, but they aren't on the path to life following Jesus.
      But if the unbeliever departs, let him depart; a brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases. But God has called us to peace. For how do you know, O wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, O husband, whether you will save your wife?
      I Corinthians 7:15-‬16 NKJV
      People have to repent and turn from immorality to enter the kingdom of God. If they are unfaithful we can find someone else, but forgive them, don't hold to bitterness. If we are single it's a wonderful time to grow closer with the Lord, the apostle actually mentions to people who are wed to behave as if they weren't, as two companions in light of God. We have to consider marriage if we are to join ourselves with another, following God and have a good committed, loving relationship. But we seek God first, God Bless you 🕊️♥️

    • @sinuslebastian6366
      @sinuslebastian6366 Год назад +50

      Followed by an art school joke right after lmao

    • @italiansoutherner
      @italiansoutherner 11 месяцев назад +1

      Was that a gender pay gap joke? I'll admit I didn't get that part.

    • @younglove6363
      @younglove6363 11 месяцев назад +24

      @@italiansouthernerslavery

    • @italiansoutherner
      @italiansoutherner 11 месяцев назад

      @@younglove6363 Oh. Got it, thx.

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Год назад +173

    That's dedication to the craft man, respect.

  • @javierrodrigo1009
    @javierrodrigo1009 Год назад +2393

    I swear Casually Explained is a comedic genius.

    • @xenidus
      @xenidus Год назад +48

      His "set the radius to maximum" joke was so good lol

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад

      E‎

    • @peyos.ytchannel
      @peyos.ytchannel Год назад +6

      The depth of his humor is unmatched.

    • @Ross_Trading
      @Ross_Trading Год назад +3

      This was not a joke. It’s never a joke. It’s just 100% accurate

    • @CXraable
      @CXraable Год назад +1

      rejected by artschool is pretty good too! my favourite! @@xenidus

  • @waffel7664
    @waffel7664 Год назад +1829

    She did the whole "what are you, gay?" because I didn't want to have sex with her 2 weeks after *she* broke up with me. All feelings went out the window lol

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 Год назад +481

      Congratulations, most of us have to wait years before our ex becomes unattractive, while yours did the job in a mere fortnight! As someone who DID have sex with his ex a few weeks after breaking up, trust me when I say you made the right call.

    • @waffel7664
      @waffel7664 Год назад +1

      @@korganrocks3995 Ain't no way in hell i would lose my virginity to that lady. Especially after *she* broke up with me lmao. I don't understand why people would go back to an ex, after we break up its done yk?

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 Год назад

      @@waffel7664Wow, kudos for not caving to the peer pressure of getting rid of your virginity, dunno if I could have done the same!
      90% of the time it's probably best to just walk away when it comes to exes. It certainly was for me that time, but I foolishly tried to stay friends... two months and one ill-advised hookup later, I finally did what I should have done in the first place and cut all contact with the crazy bitch! 😄

    • @webuser2014
      @webuser2014 Год назад +4

      ​@@korganrocks3995but why? Isn't it free sex?

    • @EtherFox
      @EtherFox Год назад

      ​@@webuser2014It is never free. There is always a cost, whether or not you are aware of it.

  • @EternalPlatinum
    @EternalPlatinum Год назад +127

    i literally went through the plant situation 😂 they stayed at my apartment for months and she would slowly come pick up individual plants while i was at work

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg Год назад

      If there's separation it should be for a short time like the apostle mentions to avoid sin. We shouldn't have relations with a person until we are married to them to avoid pain from love/heartbreak. heartbreak is a difficult emotion to work with, But When it comes to a person leaving the relationship we have to let them leave, like the Bible says, but they aren't on the path to life following Jesus.
      But if the unbeliever departs, let him depart; a brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases. But God has called us to peace. For how do you know, O wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, O husband, whether you will save your wife?
      I Corinthians 7:15-‬16 NKJV
      People have to repent and turn from immorality to enter the kingdom of God. If they are unfaithful we can find someone else, but forgive them, don't hold to bitterness. If we are single it's a wonderful time to grow closer with the Lord, the apostle actually mentions to people who are wed to behave as if they weren't, as two companions in light of God. We have to consider marriage if we are to join ourselves with another, following God and have a good committed, loving relationship. But we seek God first, God Bless you 🕊️♥️

    • @sinuslebastian6366
      @sinuslebastian6366 Год назад +29

      Why did she still have a key??

  • @andrewbender8336
    @andrewbender8336 Год назад +1767

    I've never gasped harder than when I realized what the overseas relationship was

    • @neehaa
      @neehaa Год назад +55

      plot twist 😳

    • @dennishallada890
      @dennishallada890 Год назад +51

      Feels like two players of a turn based strategy game teaming up and then deciding to compete against each other

    • @michaelklassen777
      @michaelklassen777 Год назад +12

      What was the relationship?

    • @dennishallada890
      @dennishallada890 Год назад +186

      @@michaelklassen777 UK and USA

    • @SYLin-rs8ob
      @SYLin-rs8ob Год назад +131

      @@michaelklassen777 1776

  • @qzoid3060
    @qzoid3060 Год назад +670

    “Train the heart to failure” - every bodybuilder ever

    • @CarNerd7
      @CarNerd7 Год назад +2

      lmao

    • @akpilg
      @akpilg Год назад +13

      The ultimate preworkout

    • @MoritaPerc
      @MoritaPerc Год назад +2

      And profesional eaters lol

    • @eVill420
      @eVill420 Год назад +3

      @@MoritaPercmore unprofessional eaters, eating enthusiasts even

    • @villemononen5303
      @villemononen5303 Год назад +2

      2021 jabbers

  • @KreePeX
    @KreePeX Год назад +56

    “Men don’t take rejection very good, specially from art school”
    Brilliant

  • @tirosc
    @tirosc Год назад +411

    Here we go again. CasuallyExplained going through something to bring us a video. That's dedication to the craft man, respect.

  • @zakitahmeed4993
    @zakitahmeed4993 Год назад +310

    Got out of a 4 year old relationship yesterday with me begging in front of the girl to stay and here comes casually explained with breakup episode.he really is cognitively empath 😂

    • @Tubepoacher
      @Tubepoacher 11 месяцев назад +65

      Hey don't worry, it doesn't get any easier with time

    • @wizardemrys
      @wizardemrys 11 месяцев назад +19

      My advice, remind yourself of all the people that love you, your friends, family. Focus on that

    • @charmsly9506
      @charmsly9506 11 месяцев назад +8

      Stay strong and work on yourself brother

    • @adriftinglink
      @adriftinglink 11 месяцев назад +15

      Gotta bench three plates man. You’ll feel better

    • @zakitahmeed4993
      @zakitahmeed4993 11 месяцев назад

      Yeah man fine now kind of. You know life is shit but goes on

  • @whatupshawn
    @whatupshawn Год назад +38

    Came to learn about breakups. Left without my student loans.
    Casually Explained. Never disappoints.

  • @batman-hv9wp
    @batman-hv9wp Год назад +607

    As someone who’s never been in a relationship I can confirm everything he said is true.

    • @joeschmo4646
      @joeschmo4646 Год назад +28

      You’re less alone than you think in that my man.

    • @blacklyfe5543
      @blacklyfe5543 Год назад +1

      You don't know how it feels

    • @NateDoesYT
      @NateDoesYT Год назад +1

      Honestly same, never been one, is it worth getting into? Personally for me I haven't cause of my age/focus of school as well as not seeing a reason too but I really wanna know, how is it REALLY like?

    • @blacklyfe5543
      @blacklyfe5543 Год назад +1

      @@NateDoesYT it's amazing

    • @blacklyfe5543
      @blacklyfe5543 Год назад +1

      @@NateDoesYT the greatest thing in the world

  • @jaykay5086
    @jaykay5086 Год назад +301

    All he needs to survive is he can live off posting one video a year because of how good it does. That’s crazy

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg Год назад

      If there's separation it should be for a short time like the apostle mentions to avoid sin. We shouldn't have relations with a person until we are married to them to avoid pain from love/heartbreak. heartbreak is a difficult emotion to work with, But When it comes to a person leaving the relationship we have to let them leave, like the Bible says, but they aren't on the path to life following Jesus.
      But if the unbeliever departs, let him depart; a brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases. But God has called us to peace. For how do you know, O wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, O husband, whether you will save your wife?
      I Corinthians 7:15-‬16 NKJV
      People have to repent and turn from immorality to enter the kingdom of God. If they are unfaithful we can find someone else, but forgive them, don't hold to bitterness. If we are single it's a wonderful time to grow closer with the Lord, the apostle actually mentions to people who are wed to behave as if they weren't, as two companions in light of God. We have to consider marriage if we are to join ourselves with another, following God and have a good committed, loving relationship. But we seek God first, God Bless you 🕊️♥️

  • @seanbelltv
    @seanbelltv Месяц назад +1

    Your best in ages. Loved it, clearly based on experience, I loved the oddly specific bits

  • @zema9401
    @zema9401 Год назад +215

    Every time CE releases a video i can admire how deep he goes into a subject, so even this time i am impressed he decided to find a gf, get kids and then break up just for a video.

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg Год назад

      If there's separation it should be for a short time like the apostle mentions to avoid sin. We shouldn't have relations with a person until we are married to them to avoid pain from love/heartbreak. heartbreak is a difficult emotion to work with, But When it comes to a person leaving the relationship we have to let them leave, like the Bible says, but they aren't on the path to life following Jesus.
      But if the unbeliever departs, let him depart; a brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases. But God has called us to peace. For how do you know, O wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, O husband, whether you will save your wife?
      I Corinthians 7:15-‬16 NKJV
      People have to repent and turn from immorality to enter the kingdom of God. If they are unfaithful we can find someone else, but forgive them, don't hold to bitterness. If we are single it's a wonderful time to grow closer with the Lord, the apostle actually mentions to people who are wed to behave as if they weren't, as two companions in light of God. We have to consider marriage if we are to join ourselves with another, following God and have a good committed, loving relationship. But we seek God first, God Bless you 🕊️♥️

  • @explodingpineapple6459
    @explodingpineapple6459 Год назад +410

    Just went through a break up around 12 hours before this video, we were together 9 months and seeing this in my feed made me laugh for the first time since so thanks for that :)

    • @yentelmanero
      @yentelmanero Год назад +1

      Damn, that fucking sucks dude
      You good?

    • @katinmazniv4714
      @katinmazniv4714 Год назад +33

      Damn… that sucks… send Lego Star Wars figurines pic

    • @batters4718
      @batters4718 Год назад +30

      12 hours without laughing... sounds rough
      In all seriousness I hope you're doing alright :)

    • @9_9876
      @9_9876 Год назад +2

      At least you had a relationship in the first place

    • @ppeez
      @ppeez Год назад +2

      Its only 9 months. You will get over it :)

  • @mushrifsaidin
    @mushrifsaidin 11 месяцев назад +46

    "Half of a negative number is pure profit" that one got me in tears 😂

  • @not_that_one
    @not_that_one Год назад +196

    4:24 Bro my ex DID start dating someone 2 weeks after we broke up. And BIG shocker it was the guy I "wasn't supposed to worry about" lmao good riddance!

    • @Veeravaara
      @Veeravaara 11 месяцев назад +9

      Ha! Same. Though, he said it started only after the break up and I believe him. 2 weeks after :)))

    • @makkerfelix
      @makkerfelix 11 месяцев назад +14

      dodged a bullet LOL

    • @matthewb.7172
      @matthewb.7172 11 месяцев назад +7

      Same bro, except she married him.

    • @anikchakraborty92
      @anikchakraborty92 11 месяцев назад

      SAME!

    • @anikchakraborty92
      @anikchakraborty92 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@xSARGEx117x AW that give me some 2nd had peace

  • @GamerSisters
    @GamerSisters Год назад +51

    The "I didn't mean to drag you into this" in the beggining after the way too close to home "maybe a kid will fix this" was a hard call out post for so many parents and kids of those parents and i feel attacked lmfao.

    • @jonr4164
      @jonr4164 Год назад +1

      This was the best part, so forking true. Never fixes anything, just leaves one party in the relationship, empty as fuck and dead inside.

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg Год назад

      If there's separation it should be for a short time like the apostle mentions to avoid sin. We shouldn't have relations with a person until we are married to them to avoid pain from love/heartbreak. heartbreak is a difficult emotion to work with, But When it comes to a person leaving the relationship we have to let them leave, like the Bible says, but they aren't on the path to life following Jesus.
      But if the unbeliever departs, let him depart; a brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases. But God has called us to peace. For how do you know, O wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, O husband, whether you will save your wife?
      I Corinthians 7:15-‬16 NKJV
      People have to repent and turn from immorality to enter the kingdom of God. If they are unfaithful we can find someone else, but forgive them, don't hold to bitterness. If we are single it's a wonderful time to grow closer with the Lord, the apostle actually mentions to people who are wed to behave as if they weren't, as two companions in light of God. We have to consider marriage if we are to join ourselves with another, following God and have a good committed, loving relationship. But we seek God first, God Bless you 🕊️♥️

  • @haznoskill
    @haznoskill Год назад +4

    Bro just dropped a smoothest sponsor cut ive ever seen

  • @adityarajput5039
    @adityarajput5039 Год назад +27

    3:04 "especially art school".....

  • @WreckingToast
    @WreckingToast Год назад +104

    I had a recent break-up and it’s been rough. But this video got a few chuckles out of me and that’s all I needed. Thank you 💜

    • @xdeep_freeze3684
      @xdeep_freeze3684 Год назад +8

      hope you are doing better my friend. don't forget that the breakup is for the better and you WILL find someone out there that puts the time and energy you do.

    • @cashpower3365
      @cashpower3365 11 месяцев назад +1

      My friend you’ll be ok ❤

    • @eduardoleite6917
      @eduardoleite6917 11 месяцев назад

      Same

  • @l.i.tlongislandtedium4679
    @l.i.tlongislandtedium4679 Год назад +25

    This needs to be defined as a TED talk not just that summit RUclips video this is so accurate I'm crying from laughter!!!! Especially step1!!!

  • @ogotoso7125
    @ogotoso7125 Год назад +379

    "Men don't take rejection well, especially from art school" I did nazi that joke coming

  • @mozzathephrog9409
    @mozzathephrog9409 Год назад +428

    Dude, I just got into a break-up a few days ago. This is absurd timing for me.

    • @thabisomathe2365
      @thabisomathe2365 Год назад +10

      Bro I’m soooo surprised as well😂😂😂a bit spooked. So sad mostly

    • @gamgamsoupperson
      @gamgamsoupperson Год назад +53

      damn that f*cking sucks bro. You ok?

    • @almightysamwhich4203
      @almightysamwhich4203 Год назад

      ​@@gamgamsouppersonand bros just done his job so he can relax

    • @ShaXCwalk
      @ShaXCwalk Год назад +20

      I just decided to break up today. This truly crazy. I'm less than a few hours away from "the talk"

    • @ChannelChingCong
      @ChannelChingCong Год назад +1

      Same

  • @jonr4164
    @jonr4164 Год назад +2

    Much love to all the people suffering with a broken heart, i known mine for 20 years and waited more than 15yrs for the opportunity. i travelled from 1 state to another and left the old life behind to end up with nothing more than the worst day of my life and 1500 more there after, still cant imagine a moment with another. I still say id kill for another chance. It still tears me up everyday but each day BUT it is starting to get little easier, since i realised someone else's impatience and dishonesty is not a reason to kill myself/destroy my body just to feel something real again. The most dangerous drug is the loss of loving ones self/hating ones self.
    Please don't punish yourself/your body for someone else's impatience and selfishness whatever else happens. I lost ANOTHER 5 years of my life this way and dozens of serious relapses, it never fixed/healed anything. Take care of you! Good luck!

    • @ADV_99
      @ADV_99 20 дней назад

      I don't know who you are but deep down I feel that the day will come when you will feel that you are healed. It is coming.. take care

  • @joshuablount
    @joshuablount Год назад +47

    That art school joke was underrated

  • @zaidkiwan5168
    @zaidkiwan5168 Год назад +46

    8:19 bro left his arm still with his wife

  • @icstatonato
    @icstatonato Год назад +20

    The ending of this video is absolutely genius, from "Step 5" onwards until the smooth transition into the Sponsor segment, my man, how do you do it? 😂

  • @PaladinLeeroy42069
    @PaladinLeeroy42069 Год назад +38

    Wow I can’t believe I fully watched that Opera ad. It was so seamlessly integrated by his comedy style

    • @basicallydeadbooks000
      @basicallydeadbooks000 Год назад +1

      Same! I usually skip through it but this one had me invested lol

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg Год назад

      If there's separation it should be for a short time like the apostle mentions to avoid sin. We shouldn't have relations with a person until we are married to them to avoid pain from love/heartbreak. heartbreak is a difficult emotion to work with, But When it comes to a person leaving the relationship we have to let them leave, like the Bible says, but they aren't on the path to life following Jesus.
      But if the unbeliever departs, let him depart; a brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases. But God has called us to peace. For how do you know, O wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, O husband, whether you will save your wife?
      I Corinthians 7:15-‬16 NKJV
      People have to repent and turn from immorality to enter the kingdom of God. If they are unfaithful we can find someone else, but forgive them, don't hold to bitterness. If we are single it's a wonderful time to grow closer with the Lord, the apostle actually mentions to people who are wed to behave as if they weren't, as two companions in light of God. We have to consider marriage if we are to join ourselves with another, following God and have a good committed, loving relationship. But we seek God first, God Bless you 🕊️♥️

  • @mintyhippo8125
    @mintyhippo8125 Год назад +80

    I think it really is good to reflect after a breakup. Were you unhappy or making concessions you didn’t want to? Did you honor your own boundaries and communicate them?
    I know some breakups are just because people’s lives are in different places, but if there is true animosity, that is something to feel through.

    • @maxim_ml
      @maxim_ml Год назад +2

      It truly took me a while to understand that my answers to your questions were yes and no respectively

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg Год назад

      If there's separation it should be for a short time like the apostle mentions to avoid sin. We shouldn't have relations with a person until we are married to them to avoid pain from love/heartbreak. heartbreak is a difficult emotion to work with, But When it comes to a person leaving the relationship we have to let them leave, like the Bible says, but they aren't on the path to life following Jesus.
      But if the unbeliever departs, let him depart; a brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases. But God has called us to peace. For how do you know, O wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, O husband, whether you will save your wife?
      I Corinthians 7:15-‬16 NKJV
      People have to repent and turn from immorality to enter the kingdom of God. If they are unfaithful we can find someone else, but forgive them, don't hold to bitterness. If we are single it's a wonderful time to grow closer with the Lord, the apostle actually mentions to people who are wed to behave as if they weren't, as two companions in light of God. We have to consider marriage if we are to join ourselves with another, following God and have a good committed, loving relationship. But we seek God first, God Bless you 🕊️♥️

    • @WatermelonDog512
      @WatermelonDog512 11 месяцев назад

      No, and most of the times no

  • @Ghost-wy9iq
    @Ghost-wy9iq Год назад +7

    How I see breakups for guys
    Guy1: single
    Guy2: right on

  • @TheFloridaBikeVlogger
    @TheFloridaBikeVlogger Год назад +480

    sorry someone hurt you bro, sending positive healing energies to you

    • @Th3UprightMan
      @Th3UprightMan Год назад +63

      Your job is done. What else could you possibly do?

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 Год назад +93

      ​@@Th3UprightManSend negative healing energies so the healing is neutralized and Casually Explained doesn't suffer any ionized side effects

    • @MpSniperM1911
      @MpSniperM1911 Год назад

      send prayers already. pseudo-orientalism with "sending good energies" do no good to no one

    • @KaptainKlutch123
      @KaptainKlutch123 Год назад +1

      nothing like those positive healing energies to really get the job done! What else could you possibly do?

    • @saqib5563
      @saqib5563 Год назад +2

      Sending negative damaging energies to cancel your positive healing energies out just to spite you

  • @WFO_SonicSpeed
    @WFO_SonicSpeed Год назад +242

    The sneaky slavery joke did it for me 😂

  • @Darth_Insidious
    @Darth_Insidious Год назад +55

    I just went through a breakup. Was weird because by the time it actually happened I had mostly processed it and it didn't really hurt as much as I thought it would. I kind of just wanted to be done.

    • @komangarsana1032
      @komangarsana1032 11 месяцев назад +6

      Wait, wait. Don't say it too soon. That feeling will find you. Be patient, my friend.

  • @sisajzvezdo1711
    @sisajzvezdo1711 Год назад +47

    Broke up today, i dont remember life being tougher than this and i have never felt worse, this is insane timing

    • @Nellerkillerstrains
      @Nellerkillerstrains Год назад +3

      Lol hes psychic

    • @charmsly9506
      @charmsly9506 11 месяцев назад +4

      Bounce back and work on yourself and finances man

    • @person1268
      @person1268 11 месяцев назад +2

      You'll have much worse days than today, so look at the bright side and start lifting plates

    • @Guess_Whos_Depressed
      @Guess_Whos_Depressed 10 месяцев назад +1

      Why did you fall in love in the first place?

    • @tapelord2513
      @tapelord2513 10 месяцев назад

      Hey I know this is hard, but what your rationality cannot heal, time will surely :)) I know this may seem like the end of the world, but give yourself time to grief over the life you won't have, and then when the negative feelings about the breakup are gone, there will appear space for good again :))) keep up the good work queen/king, I promise you there will be light again. Specifically in the Opera browser with the newest light bulb plug in (jokes aside, sending a lot of hugs, u gonna get over her/him I promise)

  • @peeporiot9948
    @peeporiot9948 Год назад +24

    My man remembered his password a hell of a lot quicker this time

  • @alwanexus
    @alwanexus 6 месяцев назад +4

    0:58 lol, for some crazy reason, I get all psyched up to ask a girl out and when they say yes, I also go "uh oh", but then it's followed by "what is it she wants from me"

    • @alastairhewitt380
      @alastairhewitt380 Месяц назад

      I think it is because we deal with rejection constantly and never really feel truly wanted or desired. We could disappear and no one would care or notice. Not to mention all the toxic people / con artists on tinder. So when someone finally says yes without a ton of pain and bs attached to it, it just completely shatters the reality we've internalised

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 Год назад +35

    6:48 absolutely hilarious: you get the integration in and they don't realise or don't care that you're actively saying you'll never use their product

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Год назад +8

    One of the best sponsor transitions on RUclips

  • @swiftarrow9
    @swiftarrow9 11 месяцев назад +3

    Oh my god that transition to Edge vs Opera. Gold.

  • @theblackbasketball
    @theblackbasketball Год назад +170

    Even if a girl says she wants to break up with you, you can’t really tell if she really wants to end the relationship or if she’s just testing your dedication. It’s best to stay together and keep looking for signs.

    • @pigeonpoo1823
      @pigeonpoo1823 Год назад +47

      Best to call their bluff and see what happens

    • @metameat2756
      @metameat2756 Год назад +33

      ''I can fix her''

    • @jmal
      @jmal Год назад +2

      If only Scott _really_ listened...

    • @da_rickroller2821
      @da_rickroller2821 Год назад +5

      Yeah, a dude hanging with dozens of girls in a month, involved in 6 relationships simultaneously. Still desperately looking for the signs.

    • @scottl9660
      @scottl9660 Год назад +2

      @@jmalI listen all the time, I just don’t remember

  • @ameykunte9923
    @ameykunte9923 Год назад +55

    The bid ask spread and radius joke were FIRE!!!

  • @masonrobbins9302
    @masonrobbins9302 11 месяцев назад +3

    The “men don’t handle rejection well… especially art school” really got me

  • @artyb27
    @artyb27 Год назад +119

    Goddamn that "breakup support gameplan for men" cuts deep even over here in the UK.

    • @frenlyfren
      @frenlyfren Год назад +12

      Circumvent it by having no friends at all, saves you from their useless help.

    • @sublimeade
      @sublimeade Год назад +1

      Sorry UK, we had a good run but we have better labor solutions here in the States. Cheers!

    • @SmikeMan
      @SmikeMan Год назад +4

      You folks across the pond do know a lot about deep cuts

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg Год назад

      If there's separation it should be for a short time like the apostle mentions to avoid sin. We shouldn't have relations with a person until we are married to them to avoid pain from love/heartbreak. heartbreak is a difficult emotion to work with, But When it comes to a person leaving the relationship we have to let them leave, like the Bible says, but they aren't on the path to life following Jesus.
      But if the unbeliever departs, let him depart; a brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases. But God has called us to peace. For how do you know, O wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, O husband, whether you will save your wife?
      I Corinthians 7:15-‬16 NKJV
      People have to repent and turn from immorality to enter the kingdom of God. If they are unfaithful we can find someone else, but forgive them, don't hold to bitterness. If we are single it's a wonderful time to grow closer with the Lord, the apostle actually mentions to people who are wed to behave as if they weren't, as two companions in light of God. We have to consider marriage if we are to join ourselves with another, following God and have a good committed, loving relationship. But we seek God first, God Bless you 🕊️♥️

  • @jonsmith5058
    @jonsmith5058 Год назад +173

    ‘You should only wallow if they start dating a new guy two weeks later but he’s exactly like you but hotter’
    This hit me in the soul…

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 Год назад +6

      The "exactly like you but hotter" guy looking like him with facial hair hit me and my patchy cheeks in the soul...

    • @kingofcards9
      @kingofcards9 Год назад

      @@korganrocks3995 do women prefer men with facial hair?

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 Год назад +4

      @@kingofcards9I prefer my face with stubble, unfortunately it doesn't grow everywhere it should. 😛
      I do recall seeing that on average, women prefer a man with stubble, while beards vs clean-shaven varies depending on what the fashion is. The more common it is to have a beard, the more women are attracted to clean-shaven guys, and vice versa. I guess people always want what they can't have, eh?
      PS. Moustaches were always last in the ranking, no matter what. 😄

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 Год назад +1

      and then they start dating a new guy two weeks later and you start to realize maybe she has commitment issues.

    • @jonr4164
      @jonr4164 Год назад

      when you can recall she said " i'm a sucker for xx type." 💀

  • @uberd3323
    @uberd3323 11 месяцев назад +26

    Long distance girlfriend of nine months dumped me two days after I came home from visiting and gave me some spiel about being “aromantic”. I worked myself to death in the hot southern heat, got injured to shit, ran a very mechanically in-depth dnd campaign, dropped a thousand dollars to visit her for her birthday and cried in her arms the day I had to fly home because I loved her with everything in my heart and soul and it was all for nothing. I didn’t grow as a person, I didn’t get any real feedback on what I could’ve done better, all I got was ghosted for two days as soon as my flight landed while she mulled over this epiphany, even though it was already obvious that she was going to dump me. I really hate my life, dawg. It’s been a month to the day and I just want to lay down and die.

    • @cooperberry7265
      @cooperberry7265 11 месяцев назад

      Pick yourself the fuck up holy shit ur him

    • @adriftinglink
      @adriftinglink 11 месяцев назад +13

      The bench press calls you. Three plates and you will feel great. Promise.

    • @person1268
      @person1268 11 месяцев назад +11

      She ain't worth it dude. You went above and beyond, some people just don't appreciate the effort and they're not worth it. You weren't aromantic, she just said that shit for whatever reason or for no reason. Let her go, you deserve better

    • @narrgamedesigner2747
      @narrgamedesigner2747 11 месяцев назад

      Dude that sucks it's definitely the fear of long distance relationships. Cause you don't if it'll you meet. Shame she didn't find out til after you met. :/

    • @pixelpuppy
      @pixelpuppy 11 месяцев назад +5

      you got the attributes that a GOOD woman appreciates.
      it wasn't all for nothing. you learned about the type of girl that won't appreciate what you have to offer.
      keep going, king.

  • @yolenda_loves_to_sing
    @yolenda_loves_to_sing Год назад +144

    As a girl, I actually didn't announce my break up to my friends, invite my friends over, talked trash about my ex with them, had some drinks, and then had a pillow fight together.
    Instead, I just kept everything to myself, hid my feelings, act like I was okay in front of people, pretended I didn't miss my ex anymore if anyone asked, and then went home to have some ugly cry on my pillow when I was alone.
    I guess maybe I am a guy after all then…… LOL
    (Edit: Thanks for all the guys replied sharing how they deal with a break up~)

    • @bendover04me
      @bendover04me Год назад +32

      We don’t cry. We engage in high intensity activities like the gym or risky sex with strangers

    • @ponponpatapon9670
      @ponponpatapon9670 Год назад +87

      @@bendover04me …and then cry

    • @krsw899
      @krsw899 Год назад +36

      Damn, that sucks dude. You good?

    • @heroesinhoodies1210
      @heroesinhoodies1210 Год назад +25

      Men don’t actively conceal their emotions for the most part. We’re just awful at expressing them and usually just elect not to. There’s also the risk of getting burned which makes us hesitant in trusting anyone, even those close to us, *especially* immediately following a breakup. Most other men understand that and mostly just give you space or sometimes try and distract you from it. We also don’t like to wallow in our misery. Most men are happier in pain than lethargy.

    • @amanofcultur9903
      @amanofcultur9903 Год назад +12

      Guy here, I didn't tell me friends about my breakup for 2 months.
      It was mostly because I wanted to process the break-up before I talk about it in public.
      (Code for: I knew they'd talk trash about her or be insensitive so I waited till I was stronger)

  • @TohmKnight
    @TohmKnight Год назад +50

    Finally, another Casually Explained video to sustain my life force for the next 6 months

  • @Michael-kb2gk
    @Michael-kb2gk Год назад +4

    The classic relationship tester “would you love me if I was a worm” hahahaha

  • @Rockmaster867
    @Rockmaster867 Год назад +19

    2:50 I know a history joke when I see one 😂

  • @Colez32
    @Colez32 Год назад +4

    It’ll happen to all of us. If you’re struggling I hope you gain the strength to build back up and get back on the grind. We won’t get the closure we deserve but it’s better to leave it and move on. Substances being drugs or alcohol won’t help you in the long run. It’ll be hard but you’ll get through it. Have a good rest of your day if you reached this far and take care.

  • @GraysonKurth
    @GraysonKurth Год назад +1

    I'm gettin deep into college and ts still funny every time you post bro. been like 10 years now. hats off

  • @zachbowen6828
    @zachbowen6828 Год назад +37

    Sorry to all the kids that are here to fix a relationship

  • @tekiii1
    @tekiii1 Год назад +31

    5:35 uh oh he’s gonna get in trouble for that one

  • @jjmon2359
    @jjmon2359 11 месяцев назад +3

    He successfully simultaneously made me feel sorry for and relate to microsoft edge. This man is a genius

  • @Cedsfrightclub
    @Cedsfrightclub Год назад +42

    “I know Johnny Sins when I see him” I spit out my water 😂😂😂

    • @YeetForTheStars
      @YeetForTheStars Год назад +3

      Watching this with a friend who asks "who is that"
      .... don't worry about it.

    • @Tom-qq7ov
      @Tom-qq7ov Год назад

      ​@@YeetForTheStarsI definitely was like "There's no way" 😂😳

  • @Dann14593
    @Dann14593 Год назад +14

    “But you can pick any size of girl you want” 😭

  • @ELI4SPG
    @ELI4SPG Месяц назад +1

    This video speaks to my heart

  • @kodeebejsovec3352
    @kodeebejsovec3352 Год назад +9

    2:56 stage 3…. The comedy gold of mentioning art school had me 💀

    • @Stewartist1
      @Stewartist1 Год назад

      I chuckled when I heard “election results” and bursted out laughing whenever I heard “art school”

  • @redwolf9455
    @redwolf9455 Год назад +14

    The best hidden r/relationship_advice diss I’ve ever seen

  • @TheBarracuda
    @TheBarracuda Год назад +6

    1:36 buy her a magazine rack so she doesn't leave her magazines everywhere

  • @OmegaHilip
    @OmegaHilip Год назад +7

    5:45….. the DATING META lmfaoooooo 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ricenokimchi
    @ricenokimchi Год назад +7

    the transition to the sponsor read
    absolutely fucking top shelf

  • @Quarksi
    @Quarksi Год назад +19

    Bid ask spread had me dying. This video couldn't have been timed any sooner. Didn't have a break up per se, but something similar with someone I liked and watching this made me realize I truly can get over it.

  • @Maouww
    @Maouww Год назад +4

    4:12 "at some point you really have to start wondering how you keep f*ing up over and over again"
    CALL AN AMBULANCE

  • @mikecronis
    @mikecronis Год назад +8

    05:51 I like how the girl is Natalie Dormer. Fun Fact: In physics, the opposite of Absolute Zero is known as 1 Dorm = Absolute Hot

  • @johnnyblackrants7625
    @johnnyblackrants7625 8 месяцев назад +2

    Laughed so hard at "bid ask spread" 5:19

  • @guitaristwilllane
    @guitaristwilllane Год назад +8

    the girls looking straight into the camera at 3:19 is both really funny and REALLY unsettling

  • @nomnombanana7201
    @nomnombanana7201 Год назад +7

    Casually Explained: "Men don´t usually take rejection very well...art school"
    The people who know: O_O

  • @onuhrita5009
    @onuhrita5009 11 месяцев назад +1

    Okay, subscribing immediately 😂😂😂 I just broke up with someone and I didn't feel sad about, more of guilt for putting the guy through a lot.
    I have been called emotionally stunted because of it and I'm thinking my entire life but this cheered my day up

  • @Catcookiecutter
    @Catcookiecutter Год назад +10

    Bro needs to upload more his voice and charisma are amazing

  • @AttyBoy
    @AttyBoy Год назад +19

    3:29 is too fucking real dude it's not even funny

  • @lagge1535
    @lagge1535 2 месяца назад +1

    That is the most beautiful way of utilizing the Godwin's law if I've ever seen one!