@@bibasik7 Doesn't all other regular cards offer access to transaction records too? Like my bank can send me emails every time I use my card and details about all of it! and it is not Apple BS. Plus no name on cards and that s# is nothing new. But yeah Apple revolutionary everything iBS style.
OH man, I love apple and their 8000 dollars a month subscription for apple tv plus tv plus and with the most reliable and trustworthy journal in the wold THE WALL STREET JOURNAL! Damn I wish Steve was alive to see this
OH man, I love apple and their 8000 dollars a month subscription for apple tv plus tv plus and with the most reliable and trustworthy journal in the wold THE WALL STREET JOURNAL! Damn I wish Steve was alive to see this
Danny D he doesn’t love them for their prices or their services, but for their products. While they’re overpriced, you can’t deny some of them are really good.
@@mihnealazar7039 which is why you call those sort of people isheep. They don't care about price to performance or use, just to have that apple logo to brag about how much money you wasted.
@@dannyd4339 Bruh, performance doesn't matter these days. Every phone is almost the same. I cannot tell the difference between the performance of the S10 and last years iPhone XS. All people want is a phone that is easy to use, has a great camera and will last long. For the most part, it's a guarantee that Apple phones last longer than most Androids (In terms of Software Updates and performance). And besides, prices usually go down way faster than usual. I was able to pick up a XS a couple moths ago for around 500 dolars. It was a steal.
5:57 “Depression and anxiety, post traumatic stress, addiction, trauma” The Colonel is just dying on the inside in Heaven. Colonel: What has my chicken become???!!! Why is this CHICK posing as a man talking about shows, not chicken?
(4:35) "...spending the money on quality talent..." well you wasted it, I don't see any Samtime shows! Maybe they didn't include him because he works for all of their competitors
Remember, if something is free today, will will be expensive in the future, when you will not be able to resign from it. - this is what Apple is planning.
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A paid service on a paid service, only at Apple. 😂
Well Electronic Arts could do it too
Activision be like... Hold my beer... Vomits call of duty bo4
Erwin Puijnen well then with the sane logic, you don’t need to comment here? So fuck off, thanks :)
Erwin Puijnen stfu
Davis Herrera I agree
everytime something launches....
when is samtime gonna bring out the parody?!😂
2:14 wait wut? imma copystrike apple for ripping off my username
I’ll be your lawyer
iCrafterChips apple just copies everything these days
Me too
I think it's safe to say...
_An Apple a day...._
_Keeps the kidneys away._
😂😂😂
InfiniteAJ an apple a day keeps your money away
Sean Patrick Perfecto lmfao
I will fire time cook
An apple a day...
Keeps the. Money away
Introducing the iphone mini air made entirely of our special oxygen based materials
You mean air in a can
And the iSheeps would probably still buy that.
This guy should be more popular
Agreed
I know
Agreed x2
Article 13 passed
*UK leaving the EU*
Till then I'll use a vpn.
*100 years later*
Still using a VPN
What's Brexit?
JakeFox lol!!!
Brexit is when US trade deals made you a third world country.
@@nabil9772 r/wooooosh
6:24 You can year that you're losing it too 😂
This guy is consistently funny. These product launches are getting boring but as long as Samtime keeps dropping these, I will always be excited
You are a comedy genius! I had a blast while taking coffee in my iMug +
(british accent) introducing the most revolutionary credit card ever made.
Everything for them is "the most revolutionary" thing ever.
@@bibasik7 whatever you say isheep. Shouldn't you be spending your money and going into debt by buying more apple crap?
Danny D lol, the ignorance in you.
@@bibasik7 Doesn't all other regular cards offer access to transaction records too? Like my bank can send me emails every time I use my card and details about all of it! and it is not Apple BS. Plus no name on cards and that s# is nothing new. But yeah Apple revolutionary everything iBS style.
So are we just going to be sleeping on his voice crack at 3:32 ? That shit was funny as hell.
3:50 the only time you are going to see samsung on the big screen at an Apple event
This is your best video in ages, I lost it at the “depression, anxiety” stuff!
lol this is SOOO funny! "depression, anxiety, etc etc.
Sam Tucker's parody videos are the only ones that I click like just after opening the video.
Agree, I can say they are the only I am giving likes
i actually have fubo
Keep it PG please
OH man, I love apple and their 8000 dollars a month subscription for apple tv plus tv plus and with the most reliable and trustworthy journal in the wold THE WALL STREET JOURNAL!
Damn I wish Steve was alive to see this
😭😭😭😭😭😭ARTICLE 13😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
IT HAS BEEN PASSES BY THE EU PARLIAMENT...
SouthParkMordy Time to leave the EU then
@@mrniceguy3660 or get NordVPN
nord give me free stuff
It's been renamed to Article 17 and it's still bad
Mr Nice Guy
Time to kill your politicians.
@@matthew8153 Or give them some Samsungs the explosion should do the trick
Wait! Which do I get first?
Get an iPhone to get 🍏card to get an iPhone to get 🍏card to get an iPhone to get 🍏card…?
Apple is trying to take both of your kidneys at once
I love Apple, but at least Im not a sheep that cant laugh at them. This was comedy gold!
How the fuck can you still love apple after seeing this. Are you brain dead?
OH man, I love apple and their 8000 dollars a month subscription for apple tv plus tv plus and with the most reliable and trustworthy journal in the wold THE WALL STREET JOURNAL!
Damn I wish Steve was alive to see this
Danny D he doesn’t love them for their prices or their services, but for their products. While they’re overpriced, you can’t deny some of them are really good.
@@mihnealazar7039 which is why you call those sort of people isheep. They don't care about price to performance or use, just to have that apple logo to brag about how much money you wasted.
@@dannyd4339 Bruh, performance doesn't matter these days. Every phone is almost the same. I cannot tell the difference between the performance of the S10 and last years iPhone XS. All people want is a phone that is easy to use, has a great camera and will last long. For the most part, it's a guarantee that Apple phones last longer than most Androids (In terms of Software Updates and performance). And besides, prices usually go down way faster than usual. I was able to pick up a XS a couple moths ago for around 500 dolars. It was a steal.
Lost my dr pepper at the Goldman Sacks joke! Except that one time!!
mannn you're quick!!
That intro! 😂
You missed Chris Evans bored face during the keynote, watch @BrianTong
video
You should totally do a sarcastic video about nordvpn and how vpn services are 99% profit 😂
1:02 that footage is from Turkish Airlines .
Search for Turkish airlines boarding music.
6:24 you forgot about the extra $10 a month for iCloud storage
You deserve more subscribers 😤😤
5:57
“Depression and anxiety, post traumatic stress, addiction, trauma”
The Colonel is just dying on the inside in Heaven.
Colonel: What has my chicken become???!!! Why is this CHICK posing as a man talking about shows, not chicken?
I love how ironic it is that a vpn subscription service sponsored a video taking the piss out of subscription services
6:17 spot on 😁👍
This is probably my favorite video yet 😂👌
3:10 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they'll have to click next
3:16 ouch, what a burn!
I like your content man! Keep the funky-up!
one love from Nigeria. keep it up
plus your money 😂😂😂
Spielberg who said Netflix movies are not Oscar-worthy will be producing movies for a streaming service.
You never disappoint 🤣
How do you not have a million subscribers awesome videos!!
This is now in my top 5 samtime videos. I am working on the other four's order.
"Apple TV+, a paid service on a paid service"
I haven't laughed at one of your videos in a while but this one got me good! :D :D :D
Oh my god this is pure gold
one of your best ones lately! 🤣🤣🤣
I thought apple was going to release their own religion.@ 4:20
They're a cult, it's worse.
@@0Raik what's the difference?
420
you're hilarious! I'm on a binge watching roll
It would’ve been funny if the Apple TV parody was named Bon AppleTV
We are releasing same old things :D hahahahahh
Gone through several of your videos. I subscribed.
With all these Apple prices, I really thought it would cost $8000.
You're on a roll, Sammy T!
1:10 I didn't know the joke was that old XD
this guy is the best thing on youtube
I got got a free year of Apple TV+ when I bought an iPad but even though it was free I cancelled it after a month. I watch See but it was crap.
(4:35) "...spending the money on quality talent..." well you wasted it, I don't see any Samtime shows!
Maybe they didn't include him because he works for all of their competitors
I didn’t get a notification
I Have Fubo and its Us Tv and its very good
One day apple is going to start charging people if they dont use their services.
I couldn't click fast enough!
Classic Sam Tucker
I'm glad I got the S10+ X3
@6:09
I sub to iCloud 50 GB and it takes 1 day for a file from Windows to come over and be visible.
This was legendary!
2:18 Is that Jesse from Breaking Bad. Or am I dumb right now
6:22 it could be more than that, couldn’t it? And maybe Apple Arcade could be less!
0:51 LMFAO
Holy shit this was hilarious. Thanks as always, Sam
6:04 😂😂
Im watching this on a brand new iMac 21.5 inch and I couldn't stop laughing !!!!!! Brilliant video !!!!!
Epic! 5:09 😂😂😂
App streaming getting out of hand, it was nice when we only had Netflix...
Now I know what the + means.
Oh shit...
can't find my kidney....
lol Harry’s got the off whites!
Remember, if something is free today, will will be expensive in the future, when you will not be able to resign from it. - this is what Apple is planning.
Hard diss broo
Super funny sam.. lol the kernel
Same old things 🤣
8000k per month😂😂
looooool this is the funniest sametime video..looooool daam
I live it
This is perfect 👌
Bring back my back, where is it
Hey, the new airpods 2 just launched. And the launching is incomplete without you making a vid.
Best one
5:51 how to get monetization back
Haha.. Really cheered me up today Sam.. Cheers... but all that looks scarey what their doing, thank god I didn't go Apple..
*You can trust Goldman Sachs*
*but not us....NOT US*
@Erwin Puijnen guess u r not marvel fan? cnt get a troll
3:33 voicecrack
I just finished breaking bad yesterday. I am seeing Aaron everywhere
Funky Time!
you are great. i like that chicken opera
So Funny 🤣 😆 😂 😄 😁
chicken for the network!!
Your endorsements came late, just bought me 6 months of ExpressVPN
I hope he mean 100 Billion Jamaica dollars
It's my data and I want it now!