Introducing Windows 10 [PARODY]

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @smegskull
    @smegskull 10 лет назад +168

    Isn't that a conflict of interest? You working for both Apple and Microsoft.
    I will be installing steam OS on my next pc

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  10 лет назад +35

      smegskull I sell each of the companys' secrets to Mr. Slugworth

    • @smegskull
      @smegskull 10 лет назад +3

      ***** I am aware of that I was just trying to avoid the "linux is superior" debate because everyone argues about versions. Especially when you drop commoner linux (AKA ubuntu) in the conversation.

    • @EddieHart
      @EddieHart 9 лет назад +2

      [deleted]

    • @Sonu666
      @Sonu666 7 лет назад +1

      smegskull and how far did you make it you n00b bet you running 7 or macOS now or worse yet using 10

    • @DJProPlusMax
      @DJProPlusMax 3 года назад +1

      SteamOS exists now

  • @jeeeffarr
    @jeeeffarr 10 лет назад +49

    Can't wait to get my copy. I heard Sam Tucker himself delivers every single one. Already pre-purchased.

  • @lazygizmo
    @lazygizmo 8 лет назад +125

    google.... bing.
    The quickest way to piss me off.

  • @TimNabong
    @TimNabong 8 лет назад +41

    Microsoft might have seen your joke about the old paint application. So now they made it 3D. Hahah!

  • @w140chris
    @w140chris 9 лет назад +74

    So open your browser, and Google... Bing. Then use that to find a suitable image! XD that's my favorite part

  • @kvnle
    @kvnle 10 лет назад +33

    An Apple a day keeps the window updates away

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  10 лет назад +8

      Kevin Le I hear that!

    • @hakimibnobaydah
      @hakimibnobaydah 7 лет назад +2

      Lol, you're stupid, updates actually fix bugs before you even run into them, that's why they're more frequent.

  • @EllieSky
    @EllieSky 10 лет назад +72

    why windows 10? because 7 8(ate) 9!

    • @EllieSky
      @EllieSky 10 лет назад +6

      i am so lame

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  10 лет назад +40

      zbw2000 I heard 5 had 6 with 7

    • @DS-Pakaemon
      @DS-Pakaemon 8 лет назад

      SAMTIME Man, you are awesome!!

    • @entechcore
      @entechcore 7 лет назад

      Normally it came from "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!"

    • @skywipe1949
      @skywipe1949 7 лет назад

      SAMTIME Good one!😁

  • @DavidDeblaere
    @DavidDeblaere 8 лет назад +47

    watching this in 2016 it's funny you can now actually print that mug from Windows of of an image in Paint 3D :)

  • @mchase4
    @mchase4 10 лет назад +10

    I seen me name -__-

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  10 лет назад +4

      iChase omg, I'm so jelly! haha

  • @MatMabee
    @MatMabee 10 лет назад +12

    Will this run on my iPad Air?

  • @saturninedays
    @saturninedays 10 лет назад +11

    Is it bad that I've spent the last hour watching your videos? Subscribed:D

  • @Pixlbyter
    @Pixlbyter 10 лет назад +3

    I like how you linked to a web version of windows 3.1 program manager.

  • @heroicrobo1361
    @heroicrobo1361 7 лет назад +4

    I got a Microsoft ad before this.............. coincidence?...I think NOT

  • @kaylamitchell1982
    @kaylamitchell1982 7 лет назад +20

    Xp: awesome
    Vista: ❌❌❌
    7: Even better!
    8: Where's the start menu?
    8.1: It's returned!
    10: No.

    • @tishaprnucedteasha
      @tishaprnucedteasha 6 лет назад

      Ur opinion

    • @davidvidic
      @davidvidic 5 лет назад

      There should be a windows 9 a combination of 7 and 10

    • @Dacite6
      @Dacite6 4 года назад

      Windows 7 is just vista but running on newer hardware

    • @fatlindtv2098
      @fatlindtv2098 4 года назад

      windows 10 is best

  • @sriramsundar8388
    @sriramsundar8388 3 года назад +1

    I just got this in my recommended now that we are waiting for Windows 11 event which is gonna be held on June 24.

  • @anuradharanasinghe1901
    @anuradharanasinghe1901 3 года назад +2

    Damn he looked so young and thin back in the day

    • @onion2787
      @onion2787 3 года назад

      He kinda looked like that guy that actually presented windows.... Also he didn't have a double chin....

  • @mrEbraheem
    @mrEbraheem 8 лет назад +8

    Google Bing? ah man you are amazing sub'd :d

  • @ThatDevLuup
    @ThatDevLuup 3 года назад +4

    Windows 8.1 is actually windows 9

  • @nuclear_moose
    @nuclear_moose 10 лет назад +6

    That on screen link is amazing :>

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  10 лет назад +2

      Paw Peter Kiss haha

    • @DogerBeaner
      @DogerBeaner 6 лет назад

      Yep. It said that it can't reach it

    • @professorconfundus8793
      @professorconfundus8793 3 года назад +1

      For me it seems to go to some odd, unsecured and empty website.

  • @supertuesday600
    @supertuesday600 10 лет назад +1

    STOP BUTTON!!!! That one killer feature that will revolutionize computing!!!

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  10 лет назад +2

      long On STOP... Button time!!

  • @devanshbhardwaj6477
    @devanshbhardwaj6477 3 года назад +3

    what happened to his hair?
    also
    windows be like
    "its a new os under development
    6years later: its a new os under development
    a Milenia later: its a new os under development

  • @kingwindie
    @kingwindie 8 лет назад +1

    i like how the background color is changing lol

  • @lolliii5477
    @lolliii5477 5 дней назад

    They scrapped the Wonka-Vision Tech?! Outrageous!

  • @twistedminds7893
    @twistedminds7893 7 лет назад +1

    0:27 okay lets take a look! girl: ohhh ohhh.sametime: oh not yet! not yet!!

  • @PizzaBillund
    @PizzaBillund 9 лет назад +1

    0:27
    1. he's using windows 7
    2. the browser says its on msn.com

    • @TJ-ni3pv
      @TJ-ni3pv 9 лет назад

      Pizza Billund Yes. Are you danish?

    • @PizzaBillund
      @PizzaBillund 9 лет назад

      Ubermand Den Seje so close... i'm dutch

    • @TJ-ni3pv
      @TJ-ni3pv 9 лет назад

      Ok, Billund is just a Danish city :-)

    • @PizzaBillund
      @PizzaBillund 9 лет назад

      Ubermand Den Seje i know lol

    • @PreGamesNL
      @PreGamesNL 9 лет назад

      Pizza Billund ikke ook nederlands ben!

  • @pbilk
    @pbilk 8 лет назад +1

    1:26 You can in a way do that with Windows 10 the Creators update. Create your own 3D object and do a 3D print of it. :P
    Good prediction. :P

  • @csr2537
    @csr2537 3 года назад +3

    It feels like it's still in development. We should use Linux

  • @ispitfire1
    @ispitfire1 10 лет назад

    The bing bit made me laugh so much! :))

  • @Khaja_966
    @Khaja_966 3 года назад +3

    6 years later : win 11

  • @cjeelde
    @cjeelde 5 лет назад

    Hahahahaha that STOP button 😂😂😍😍

  • @ZacharyDalton
    @ZacharyDalton 4 года назад

    my mac nicely asks me when id like to install updates, and i can do them when im not using my computer, so when i open it, its still updating!

  • @DirtyDohnut
    @DirtyDohnut 10 лет назад +2

    I can't wait for windows 24.5 next year

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  10 лет назад +7

      DirtyDohnut I hear it's gonna beat the crap out of 'Windows 17 and two thirds'

  • @marekstanek112
    @marekstanek112 2 дня назад

    Plot twist: I’m watching this just before Christmas 2024 and it still valid for Win11 24H2 and server 2025.

  • @THE-eu8lj
    @THE-eu8lj 9 лет назад +6

    Can i pull out booties with wonka vision?

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  9 лет назад +2

      Mmmm booties

    • @THE-eu8lj
      @THE-eu8lj 9 лет назад +1

      Ah why should i pull booties when i can pull dollars!

  • @lukasmurmann625
    @lukasmurmann625 7 лет назад

    Omg he predicted Windows 10S with "windows not as much" xD xD

  • @TheScreamingSeal
    @TheScreamingSeal 10 лет назад +6

    You're really funny!

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  10 лет назад +7

      Daniel McClure Thanks Troy McClure- I mean Daniel!

  • @flumiie
    @flumiie 9 лет назад +5

    So MSN is now a porn site

    • @kbhasi
      @kbhasi 6 лет назад

      Yes, because I think he just ripped a screenshot of a Windows 7 beta from Redmond Pie and lazily edited it.

  • @Balendula
    @Balendula 10 лет назад +1

    "and then google... bing"

  • @TalonSmartMiiverseNeo
    @TalonSmartMiiverseNeo 8 лет назад +11

    Windows 7: Used by Gamers, programmers, developers, businesses, hackers, and 99% of human beings
    Windows 8 + 10: Used by old men who check the weather on their computer.

    • @reoglah
      @reoglah 8 лет назад +3

      really ? win 10 have directx 12

    • @maxiqwee6860
      @maxiqwee6860 8 лет назад +3

      Talon Smart (Miiverse) actually its not 99%...

    • @maxiqwee6860
      @maxiqwee6860 8 лет назад +3

      Talon Smart (Miiverse) for gamers, win10 is actually better than win7, same for the "average" user... But still it sucks for developers and programmers

    • @MihailProg
      @MihailProg 8 лет назад +1

      I would use Windows 10 because .net

    • @pontashi2650
      @pontashi2650 6 лет назад

      Talon Smart (New Miiverse) are u judging DanTDM cause he use Windows 10

  • @memphus
    @memphus 10 лет назад

    dat nostalgia in dat link doe

  • @RenanMeloC
    @RenanMeloC 10 лет назад

    Your video could be about shit in the street and still it would be funny and entertaining. xD
    Great parody!

  • @KevinYohh
    @KevinYohh 9 лет назад +2

    Google... (wait, how's the name of that thing, hmm... Ah!) Bing

  • @MichaelKonovaliuk
    @MichaelKonovaliuk 8 лет назад +3

    LOL, you predicted windows 10 creators update and surface studio. WTF are you man?)

  • @enigmatix6224
    @enigmatix6224 8 лет назад

    0:26 made me laugh like fuck

  • @chilleditingsessions4873
    @chilleditingsessions4873 6 лет назад

    Mug upside down 1:33

  • @fulailakram5745
    @fulailakram5745 9 лет назад

    How many of you paused at the girls pics 0:27 & notice it was Windows 7??

  • @THE16THPHANTOM
    @THE16THPHANTOM 8 лет назад

    brand new computer eh! first thing you do is use open "E" browser. then use bing to get to google, then use google to download a real browser. the close the "E" browser, delete all the shortcuts to "E" browser. remove "E" browser icon from task bar. then you're good to go. the most important thing to remember is you have cleanse "E" browser from your computer before you start uninstalling all the bloatware.

  • @LetsFixTechnology
    @LetsFixTechnology 4 года назад +1

    0:27 Windows 7 not 10

    • @fatlindtv2098
      @fatlindtv2098 4 года назад

      Whats the background music in the video? Pls tell me

  • @abhikdoesthings
    @abhikdoesthings 6 лет назад +1

    Watching this from Windows 10 pro laptop(Surface Book)

  • @wompstopm123
    @wompstopm123 10 лет назад

    im proud to still use win 7

  • @ddryl1
    @ddryl1 10 лет назад +1

    and then google bing, LOL!

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  10 лет назад +1

      Darryl Smith ;D

  • @chilleditingsessions4873
    @chilleditingsessions4873 6 лет назад

    I mean 1:29

  • @dracula9295
    @dracula9295 6 лет назад

    I hope there will be WonkaVision

  • @user-tu2ck9cb2t
    @user-tu2ck9cb2t 3 года назад +1

    Windows 10 will be available next year a- Why does the background keep changing?
    lmao

  • @twolegmike
    @twolegmike 10 лет назад

    now all you've gotta do is apply for a job a linux

  • @ElijahKonzo
    @ElijahKonzo 10 лет назад

    What happened to "it's a feature"

  • @abdullahmuhammad2010
    @abdullahmuhammad2010 6 лет назад

    Open up browser and Google... Bing.. 😂

  • @Minime1171
    @Minime1171 10 лет назад

    Nice video, you missed one thing though...the haircut, the dudes haircut was horrific.

  • @YukiGersaniba
    @YukiGersaniba 5 лет назад

    I’m late! Now Windows 10 is real

  • @RandomDirectors
    @RandomDirectors 10 лет назад

    After watching this I went to see the original and I thought it was a parody too until the end. I was thinking, why did Sam parody a parody.

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  10 лет назад

      Redundant Paperclip Haha. Hey, can help me with my word document Paperclip?

    • @RandomDirectors
      @RandomDirectors 10 лет назад

      samtimenews I don't work in that department anymore. I am trying to get a job as a Minecrafting assistant.

    • @LegenDove
      @LegenDove 10 лет назад

      Redundant Paperclip Oh, it's nice to see you're still around. Hows tapey?

  • @sujanedwin504
    @sujanedwin504 3 года назад

    U stay in Australia?

  • @marshmallow1969
    @marshmallow1969 6 лет назад

    should i go to that link?

  • @Jameziam
    @Jameziam 6 лет назад

    Why does Apple & Microsoft hate the number 9?

  • @ahkanim8823
    @ahkanim8823 7 лет назад +1

    hey! lets google bing in yahoo

  • @anonymoussolver6110
    @anonymoussolver6110 8 лет назад

    The link on the screen ahhahaha I like that:)

  • @nickstar13
    @nickstar13 10 лет назад

    Pretty fucking golden. x)

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  10 лет назад

      blane train Haha, thanks Blane!

  • @10hourslooney25
    @10hourslooney25 4 года назад

    Windows Cleaner.

  • @steveovicX
    @steveovicX 10 лет назад

    Haha, I love it, better than the original

  • @rorrer1433
    @rorrer1433 6 лет назад

    Windows XP Amazing!!!
    Windows Vista NO Just no
    Windows 8 eh.
    Windows 8.1 maybe.
    Windows 10 Cool ok.

  • @ahasasda6305
    @ahasasda6305 4 года назад

    0:00 lol

  • @thaiefahmed9561
    @thaiefahmed9561 7 лет назад

    easiest way to search,first search bing on google than search things on bing 😆

  • @ysonline
    @ysonline 10 лет назад

    We didn't get a 10k or 11k sub's video, will we get a 12k sub's video or do I need to wait til 13k sub's, are you making this channel up so that you can sellout to Disney? We demand answers!!!! Stay funky!

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  10 лет назад

      ysonline oh yes, the *cough* 10k subscriber special *cough* . It's, uhh, it's- OH MY GOD GEORGE CLOONEY!! LOOK!! (haha, smooth Sam, I think that worked)

  • @Youglemyvideos1
    @Youglemyvideos1 9 лет назад

    If u don't watch porn u should not be startled by dat scene

  • @Money_Capitilist_8V
    @Money_Capitilist_8V 2 месяца назад

    I can tell how dated this is just from the background

  • @JuliasTechSpot
    @JuliasTechSpot 9 лет назад

    Can't stop laughing at this hahahahahahaha!

  • @alfredishere7294
    @alfredishere7294 6 лет назад

    2018??

  • @randompastahandle
    @randompastahandle 3 года назад +1

    Google, bing

  • @manueltony3
    @manueltony3 10 лет назад

    Your not on the Windows team what the hiello

  • @LetsFixTechnology
    @LetsFixTechnology 4 года назад

    WINDOWS 7!

  • @probe26
    @probe26 10 лет назад

    all I can say about this video is, LMFAO!

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  10 лет назад

      changeitonem Haha, thanks!

  • @danielpimenta140
    @danielpimenta140 10 лет назад

    And then google... Bing
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Dacite6
    @Dacite6 4 года назад +1

    why are there porn in the start
    edit: is not are

  • @mr.wrench9162
    @mr.wrench9162 10 лет назад

    This is amazing :)

  • @MrBox-cr7xu
    @MrBox-cr7xu 9 лет назад

    I love your videos😄😄😄😄😄😄😄💰🐓🐓

  • @joshuaSundeep
    @joshuaSundeep 5 лет назад

    I use windows 10 because of the website on the screen

  • @sutanodetal
    @sutanodetal 8 лет назад

    this pre dated Windows 10!

  • @PaulSebastianM
    @PaulSebastianM 9 лет назад

    Then #google #bing and use that to #search the web. :D

  • @Minzkraut
    @Minzkraut 10 лет назад

    Zu faul den link ab zu tippen... kann den jemand in die kommentare schreiben?

  • @necxsoulcaller6616
    @necxsoulcaller6616 10 лет назад

    Hair was not gay enough.. but funny still

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  10 лет назад

      Necx Soulcaller Hahahaa, I'll work on that

  • @sofruity3
    @sofruity3 10 лет назад +2

    hahaha good one

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  10 лет назад +1

      sofruity3 :D

  • @MarioDarnadi
    @MarioDarnadi 8 лет назад

    windows cleaner xD

  • @letsmakegames947
    @letsmakegames947 2 года назад +1

    First comment in a year

  • @DemeDemetre
    @DemeDemetre 3 года назад

    lol

  • @daniel_ghax
    @daniel_ghax 5 лет назад

    Nein

  • @stefanpetrusev2327
    @stefanpetrusev2327 8 лет назад

    lmao this was so funny great vid

  • @nickiminajwannabe
    @nickiminajwannabe 7 лет назад

    neun

  • @vasilkarazhekov1805
    @vasilkarazhekov1805 9 лет назад

    Just gonna pirate download it.

    • @vasilkarazhekov1805
      @vasilkarazhekov1805 9 лет назад

      Yeah, but after that you'll have to pay if you previously owned a pirated one lol.

    • @dan13698
      @dan13698 9 лет назад

      +Vasil Karazhekov once you download it, that's it, you own it

  • @zt9233
    @zt9233 3 месяца назад

    This

  • @bansheeplays6470
    @bansheeplays6470 6 лет назад

    Can i grab a downgrade to windows 8?

  • @Chrizzapper
    @Chrizzapper 9 лет назад

    Haha love this