***** I am aware of that I was just trying to avoid the "linux is superior" debate because everyone argues about versions. Especially when you drop commoner linux (AKA ubuntu) in the conversation.
what happened to his hair? also windows be like "its a new os under development 6years later: its a new os under development a Milenia later: its a new os under development
brand new computer eh! first thing you do is use open "E" browser. then use bing to get to google, then use google to download a real browser. the close the "E" browser, delete all the shortcuts to "E" browser. remove "E" browser icon from task bar. then you're good to go. the most important thing to remember is you have cleanse "E" browser from your computer before you start uninstalling all the bloatware.
Windows 7: Used by Gamers, programmers, developers, businesses, hackers, and 99% of human beings Windows 8 + 10: Used by old men who check the weather on their computer.
Talon Smart (Miiverse) for gamers, win10 is actually better than win7, same for the "average" user... But still it sucks for developers and programmers
We didn't get a 10k or 11k sub's video, will we get a 12k sub's video or do I need to wait til 13k sub's, are you making this channel up so that you can sellout to Disney? We demand answers!!!! Stay funky!
ysonline oh yes, the *cough* 10k subscriber special *cough* . It's, uhh, it's- OH MY GOD GEORGE CLOONEY!! LOOK!! (haha, smooth Sam, I think that worked)
Isn't that a conflict of interest? You working for both Apple and Microsoft.
I will be installing steam OS on my next pc
smegskull I sell each of the companys' secrets to Mr. Slugworth
***** I am aware of that I was just trying to avoid the "linux is superior" debate because everyone argues about versions. Especially when you drop commoner linux (AKA ubuntu) in the conversation.
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smegskull and how far did you make it you n00b bet you running 7 or macOS now or worse yet using 10
SteamOS exists now
Can't wait to get my copy. I heard Sam Tucker himself delivers every single one. Already pre-purchased.
jeeeffarr This is true!
Yea please
google.... bing.
The quickest way to piss me off.
Bing sucks
+An Undefined User you're such an ad.
You think bing is bad, yahoo search exists
@@iPhone-wn3wb without bing, google would be dead today
Microsoft might have seen your joke about the old paint application. So now they made it 3D. Hahah!
So open your browser, and Google... Bing. Then use that to find a suitable image! XD that's my favorite part
+Figgames lol mine too
+Figgames lol mine too
+Figgames and mine
+Figgames my favourite part is this , 0:26
Plot twist: I’m watching this just before Christmas 2024 and it still valid for Win11 24H2 and server 2025.
watching this in 2016 it's funny you can now actually print that mug from Windows of of an image in Paint 3D :)
An Apple a day keeps the window updates away
Kevin Le I hear that!
Lol, you're stupid, updates actually fix bugs before you even run into them, that's why they're more frequent.
I like how you linked to a web version of windows 3.1 program manager.
Damn he looked so young and thin back in the day
He kinda looked like that guy that actually presented windows.... Also he didn't have a double chin....
Is it bad that I've spent the last hour watching your videos? Subscribed:D
why windows 10? because 7 8(ate) 9!
i am so lame
zbw2000 I heard 5 had 6 with 7
SAMTIME Man, you are awesome!!
Normally it came from "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!"
SAMTIME Good one!😁
I just got this in my recommended now that we are waiting for Windows 11 event which is gonna be held on June 24.
I got a Microsoft ad before this.............. coincidence?...I think NOT
Xp: awesome
Vista: ❌❌❌
7: Even better!
8: Where's the start menu?
8.1: It's returned!
10: No.
Ur opinion
There should be a windows 9 a combination of 7 and 10
Windows 7 is just vista but running on newer hardware
windows 10 is best
STOP BUTTON!!!! That one killer feature that will revolutionize computing!!!
long On STOP... Button time!!
That on screen link is amazing :>
Paw Peter Kiss haha
Yep. It said that it can't reach it
For me it seems to go to some odd, unsecured and empty website.
I can tell how dated this is just from the background
Google Bing? ah man you are amazing sub'd :d
Will this run on my iPad Air?
Nice troll.
what happened to his hair?
also
windows be like
"its a new os under development
6years later: its a new os under development
a Milenia later: its a new os under development
i like how the background color is changing lol
Windows 8.1 is actually windows 9
1:26 You can in a way do that with Windows 10 the Creators update. Create your own 3D object and do a 3D print of it. :P
Good prediction. :P
I seen me name -__-
iChase omg, I'm so jelly! haha
The bing bit made me laugh so much! :))
They scrapped the Wonka-Vision Tech?! Outrageous!
6 years later : win 11
I can't wait for windows 24.5 next year
DirtyDohnut I hear it's gonna beat the crap out of 'Windows 17 and two thirds'
0:27 okay lets take a look! girl: ohhh ohhh.sametime: oh not yet! not yet!!
Hahahahaha that STOP button 😂😂😍😍
It feels like it's still in development. We should use Linux
So MSN is now a porn site
Yes, because I think he just ripped a screenshot of a Windows 7 beta from Redmond Pie and lazily edited it.
Your video could be about shit in the street and still it would be funny and entertaining. xD
Great parody!
Omg he predicted Windows 10S with "windows not as much" xD xD
my mac nicely asks me when id like to install updates, and i can do them when im not using my computer, so when i open it, its still updating!
dat nostalgia in dat link doe
LOL, you predicted windows 10 creators update and surface studio. WTF are you man?)
Can i pull out booties with wonka vision?
Mmmm booties
Ah why should i pull booties when i can pull dollars!
"and then google... bing"
0:27
1. he's using windows 7
2. the browser says its on msn.com
Pizza Billund Yes. Are you danish?
Ubermand Den Seje so close... i'm dutch
Ok, Billund is just a Danish city :-)
Ubermand Den Seje i know lol
Pizza Billund ikke ook nederlands ben!
Windows 10 will be available next year a- Why does the background keep changing?
lmao
Google... (wait, how's the name of that thing, hmm... Ah!) Bing
You're really funny!
Daniel McClure Thanks Troy McClure- I mean Daniel!
should i go to that link?
After watching this I went to see the original and I thought it was a parody too until the end. I was thinking, why did Sam parody a parody.
Redundant Paperclip Haha. Hey, can help me with my word document Paperclip?
samtimenews I don't work in that department anymore. I am trying to get a job as a Minecrafting assistant.
Redundant Paperclip Oh, it's nice to see you're still around. Hows tapey?
brand new computer eh! first thing you do is use open "E" browser. then use bing to get to google, then use google to download a real browser. the close the "E" browser, delete all the shortcuts to "E" browser. remove "E" browser icon from task bar. then you're good to go. the most important thing to remember is you have cleanse "E" browser from your computer before you start uninstalling all the bloatware.
What happened to "it's a feature"
0:26 made me laugh like fuck
I hope there will be WonkaVision
The link on the screen ahhahaha I like that:)
Type it into your browser and see what comes up
Watching this from Windows 10 pro laptop(Surface Book)
Windows 7: Used by Gamers, programmers, developers, businesses, hackers, and 99% of human beings
Windows 8 + 10: Used by old men who check the weather on their computer.
really ? win 10 have directx 12
Talon Smart (Miiverse) actually its not 99%...
Talon Smart (Miiverse) for gamers, win10 is actually better than win7, same for the "average" user... But still it sucks for developers and programmers
I would use Windows 10 because .net
Talon Smart (New Miiverse) are u judging DanTDM cause he use Windows 10
and then google bing, LOL!
Darryl Smith ;D
Open up browser and Google... Bing.. 😂
Nice video, you missed one thing though...the haircut, the dudes haircut was horrific.
2018??
Pretty fucking golden. x)
blane train Haha, thanks Blane!
How many of you paused at the girls pics 0:27 & notice it was Windows 7??
Mug upside down 1:33
If u don't watch porn u should not be startled by dat scene
I’m late! Now Windows 10 is real
now all you've gotta do is apply for a job a linux
im proud to still use win 7
U stay in Australia?
I mean 1:29
Windows XP Amazing!!!
Windows Vista NO Just no
Windows 8 eh.
Windows 8.1 maybe.
Windows 10 Cool ok.
Lol please reply
Alfred is here Did you li your own comment? Because I am lonely and do that too.
Windows 11:WTF
Why does Apple & Microsoft hate the number 9?
We didn't get a 10k or 11k sub's video, will we get a 12k sub's video or do I need to wait til 13k sub's, are you making this channel up so that you can sellout to Disney? We demand answers!!!! Stay funky!
ysonline oh yes, the *cough* 10k subscriber special *cough* . It's, uhh, it's- OH MY GOD GEORGE CLOONEY!! LOOK!! (haha, smooth Sam, I think that worked)
easiest way to search,first search bing on google than search things on bing 😆
hey! lets google bing in yahoo
Haha, I love it, better than the original
I love your videos😄😄😄😄😄😄😄💰🐓🐓
0:27 Windows 7 not 10
Whats the background music in the video? Pls tell me
This stings
Windows Cleaner.
0:00 lol
Google, bing
Your not on the Windows team what the hiello
I use windows 10 because of the website on the screen
Zu faul den link ab zu tippen... kann den jemand in die kommentare schreiben?
why are there porn in the start
edit: is not are
all I can say about this video is, LMFAO!
changeitonem Haha, thanks!
WINDOWS 7!
Then #google #bing and use that to #search the web. :D
And then google... Bing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this pre dated Windows 10!
Nein
Hair was not gay enough.. but funny still
Necx Soulcaller Hahahaa, I'll work on that
windows cleaner xD
Just gonna pirate download it.
Yeah, but after that you'll have to pay if you previously owned a pirated one lol.
+Vasil Karazhekov once you download it, that's it, you own it
neun
lol
Can i grab a downgrade to windows 8?
This
Can't stop laughing at this hahahahahahaha!
electronicwiz1 oh hi
First comment in a year
lmao this was so funny great vid
This is amazing :)
Gj
***** :D