4:31 You'll also notice that it looks like Windows as well with the wallpaper that vaguely resembles Windows XP's hill (Windows XP's hill is located in Sonoma, CA btw) and widgets from Windows Vista.
Great summaries like these is why Sam is my only source of tech news. Other channels only gave the most popular stuff. Here I get the full experience of things I never heard of.
So they have 82 OSs now, that all somehow operate in a single ecosystem. Wait a few years and they'll breathlessly announce that they are revolutionizing the ecosystem by having one OS for everything. Then the versions of this "one" OS will slowly creep apart until they announce that they're going back to separate OSs, and so on. Because that's easier than coming up with anything new
@@kingsakie132 So is Android/Linux/Windows. I know, I know Android is just a spin of Linux (and both are Unix based the same as Mac), but its interesting to see how almost every machine runs Linux (even vending machines use Linux, your fridge might even run Linux).
Got in i5 PC for $90 (Aus), a free 42 inch TV from a friend because a lightning hit his TV antenna that damaged the TV tuner while all others still work and another 24 inch to browse the internet while watching a movie. I like to be 2-3 or even more steps behind because it still functions. I'm due for an upgrade because I'm at least 5 steps behind. Got to get back to at least two. With phones, I upgrade when a new model is about to come out.
2023wwdc i have seen the device that excited me ,im a person who is still using old iphones and macs but the vision pro is the one definitely i’m going to get , 1500$ iphone is expensive but for vision pro 3500$ is actually very good value
Mom: Clean your room
Kid : I'm playing on my iPad, So No Ma
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An oxymoron?
😂😂😂😂
At this point I'm more excited for your parodies than the new stuff they announce...
That's what I was thinking about while watching the brief for WWDC. How would Sam parody these things 🤣🤣😊
*point, I'm
*excited
exited = past tense of "to exit"
Same same! The most boring part in the WWDC keynotes is always the new WatchOS. I actually waited for WatchOS in the keynote so I could cook dinner 😂😂
I counted at least 3 or 4 great jokes in this video.
Apple doesn't announce anything new anymore except their higher prices.
You are a genius. Apple should be paying you for this amazing summary.
4:31 You'll also notice that it looks like Windows as well with the wallpaper that vaguely resembles Windows XP's hill (Windows XP's hill is located in Sonoma, CA btw) and widgets from Windows Vista.
Oh yeah wow you're right!! 😮 Shows that they're really running out of ideas now 😂😂
@@mr.sidious9163 Or… Sonoma is within 20 minutes driving distance to the “bliss” hill. 🤔
The plot thickens 🧐
@@SAMTIME Maybe we'll get a "Microsoft responds to Apple's Mac OS Sonoma" sketch
@@maxwasson2000 you guessed it
Ah yes, the convention where apple reminds us that we cant aford their shit
it's not "shit"
@@zellzoii yeah it's crap
@@ilikestuff8218 Apple products have some amazing tech in them
@@ilikestuff8218Nah, it’s the sweetcorn in your shit.
I Type, On an iPad..
Dude, this was one of your best videos ever. And I’ve watched them all, multiple times 😊
Great summaries like these is why Sam is my only source of tech news. Other channels only gave the most popular stuff. Here I get the full experience of things I never heard of.
"That's what she said", lol... Sam is the best!!
A pro tower where you can’t upgrade the CPU, Memory or add a graphics card. Apple truly lost it
That was hilarious 😂
Hey, thanks Nikola! Stay FUNKY :D
The notes app @4:10 got me 🤣🤣🤣
And 5:17 i can't 😂
Agreed. It was very boring. Probably why Cook is leaving, cause he has no ideas.
Absolutely worth the wait.
"Metal Gear Tim Cook" cracked me up 😂😂
Good work ! I think this is one of your best videos !
That combines two chips by... taping together with 🍎Pro Tape plus
4:34 Great to see Windows Vista inspiring Apple from beyond the grave :)
Not sure what is more hilarious Apple Vision Pro costing $3499 or the auto-generated subtitle reading $34.99 🤣
Those fakeouts for RCS and airdrop had me dying 😂😂😂
then rcs actually cames there lol
4:09 that joke was so random and sudden it actually made me laugh.
God this is good 😂😂. Sam Tucker never misses
Bro I swear this has to be one of your best ones so far. You just keep improving even after all those years and I have so much respect for that
So they have 82 OSs now, that all somehow operate in a single ecosystem. Wait a few years and they'll breathlessly announce that they are revolutionizing the ecosystem by having one OS for everything. Then the versions of this "one" OS will slowly creep apart until they announce that they're going back to separate OSs, and so on. Because that's easier than coming up with anything new
All the os already work in sync. Lol what u talking about ?
@@kingsakie132 So is Android/Linux/Windows. I know, I know Android is just a spin of Linux (and both are Unix based the same as Mac), but its interesting to see how almost every machine runs Linux (even vending machines use Linux, your fridge might even run Linux).
I was shouting the same thing during the event, a calculator?
Carbon neutral, but all the leaf blowers in their commercial are gas powered.
People that use iDevices don't need a calculator, that's for people that care about the price of the things they buy.
5:17 absolutely roasted the watch man
Apple actively not letting its ios pair with others is why I could never. Bluetooth is a blessing.
Lock Screens more Lockeddy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
With multiple timers, possibilities are just endless
they claim its the best but every year they improve the price
their "vision pro" was just a distraction to all their bad OS launches
You sum up all of it in a much interesting way than any of the announcements they do.
The Notes app upside down 🤣
The only place where the emoji 😂 is justified, cause I'm literally laughing tears.
Apple doesnt do anything good anymore. It is annoying.
3:47 You actually got me excited there for a minute. 🤦♂️🤣
This had me rolling on the floor laughing. You're so good man.
Oh apple learnt how to make interactive widgets. They're evolving
The most expensive face time ever😂
Sam
Tucker be helping lonely Tim Cook 😂
Metal Gear Tim Cook totally got me 😂😂😂
Yeah my comment got featured! Had no idea it got so many likes
-The return of real jobs!
-Steve Jobs?
-No, b10w jobs! The leaf blowers!
😂😂
It's about SamTime for the WWDC
Side spearkers would be +700$
love your stuff Sam!
Actually I did fall asleep before the ski goggles announcement.
4:35, ah the good old vista days
I had tears, after continuous laughing
wow that's hilarious. every apple employee need to watch this in their office 🤣
Nice one Sam :) You alone truly provide what we normies what to see
I thought Apple finally made Calculator app for iPad. But Nope.
Pet face recognition came just in time cuz you're the G.O.A.T. ! Love your vids :)
You are a legend.
thank you for suffering for us. you're a true comrade
Chin 2 Ultra lol.
4:06 that was my reaction watching this 😂
So that’s what that was about. Now I don’t have to watch the long version.
"Here's 'A DT' " they completely butchered that name 😂
Got in i5 PC for $90 (Aus), a free 42 inch TV from a friend because a lightning hit his TV antenna that damaged the TV tuner while all others still work and another 24 inch to browse the internet while watching a movie. I like to be 2-3 or even more steps behind because it still functions. I'm due for an upgrade because I'm at least 5 steps behind. Got to get back to at least two. With phones, I upgrade when a new model is about to come out.
I did fall asleep
0:27 Meta Users: 😂😂😂😂
Apple products... Such a waste of money
Absolutely funny and witty 😂. Subscribed
Dear Lord, I love this channel
Chin ultra
"Emojis just take a few more steps to send now.. for some reason.. Cool! Good upgrade!" 🤣🤣
This is one of your best uploads Sam! :D
Wtc❤ Australia 🇦🇺 make history congratulations 1 century 😊😊😊😊😊love from India 🇮🇳 😊😊
You did have me with RCS support, had me all excited for a second.
a calculator no kidding for real ipad needs one already
Happy to see that Taco is keeping himself busy after his one hit wonder from the '80s.
0:04 That's why.
ROFLMAO most expensive Facetime ever!
You are so awesome 😂😂😂
3:08 yes you did
4:26 There’s a reason they are the “crack” marketing team
BRO THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY OMFG
Hi Sam. I admit that I miss the Funky Time slide in the end of video
why is this so underrated?
2023wwdc i have seen the device that excited me ,im a person who is still using old iphones and macs but the vision pro is the one definitely i’m going to get , 1500$ iphone is expensive but for vision pro 3500$ is actually very good value
1:21 i.e. that's literally what she said.
First time viewer. I totally feel attacked. 😂
I love you and hate you at the same time for that joke about RCS
Sonoma only says somna in my head
Introducing the all new macOS Insomnia!
A friend: I got Sonoma now.
Me: omg is that a new std? 😲
SoGnome(a) looks like windows vista or 7 with gadgets
the mac's os looks like macOS vista
This WWDC disproves the old adage, you snooze you lose.
Quality content is better than apple wwdc event
Wwdc it's all about money
They were really scraping the bottom of the barrel this year. Absolutely nothing of significance.
Now you can buy the Apple Pillow for just 999.99!
I saw they sneaked in that "thirty four ninety nine" the way we've always described $34.99. They're shifty bastards and they think we're stupid.
Cannot wait for the marketing flop that's going to name one of their chip's "MK Ultra"
"View it cheaply sideways"
I also fall asleep XD
That about sums it up.
omg everything they do has that sickly sterile vibe of a nursing home reception lobby or overpriced apartment front office.
Truly Fan less
I see what you did there!
@@pranavmohite8544 what did I do🫣
@@iPhonenaire I don't know if it was intentional, but truly fan less seems apple doesn't have fans anymore which was excellent humor!
@@pranavmohite8544 it actually wasn't intentional. Reading it now makes me laugh. Thanks for noticing 😊
What's more exciting than WWDC?
Answer: A parody of WWDC.
I actually enjoyed it