“Apple is even allowing customers to repair their own Apple Apples, simply order the repair kit and we will send it out to you for the small delivery cost of $99, you will need to return it though, as the spoon included in the kit (for removing any worms) is a very expensive piece of technology.”
It would make sense for Apple to have A whole Orchard of Apples around Apple headquarters, then they can design apple products to harvest the apples then process the apples, and fertilise the apples etc.
Imagine if you've also inserted that clip from A Fish Called Wanda :) the man close to the aquarium/fish tank, the mean guy that put french fries in his nose and an apple in his mouth, such a fun scene! So mean but so fun!
1:10 this killed me 😂
This guy is awesome! Could be really valuable to a company’s marketing department!
already there
The creativity! :)
Apple Apple😆
……per kilo🤚
@@MackieStarLight Wait. Not per unit?
IApple pro max
Whats next? What if Blackberry made blackberries?!?
The growing season in Ontario wouldn't permit it.
Tbh if they deliver Blackberries instead, they probably still in business right now and blooming instead
That apple is a magic pudding, Sam had 2 bites but it came away still complete.
if they would sell apples, I'm sure they'll have a bite out of every apple sold, just like the logo 😂
tech companies releasing kinds of fruit is definitely an idea I can get behind!
🤣 Clever as usual. Pretty kitty.
Cat-intosh Apple 🤔
Those softer 99s are so good to listen to.
The STEM FIELDS I’m dying
Better port support than their other products
You can tell this man has never had an Apple product.
No that's wrong.
It'd be $499 for the apple SE, $999 if you want the apple, and $1,499 if you want flavour included.
for 49,999.99 it may even not be made of recycled plastic... it will be recycled aluminium, albeit not recycled titanium, silly rabbit.
They are not any apple there Apple Apple, The best Apple in the world
the woman on the roof
😂😂😂
ah yes, apple now sells apples, and they are sooooo healthy too :D
I prefer the strain that I can throw at peoples heads, and scream:
"This is Sparta(n)!", and be still factually correct! :D
That's a great work from Apple's R&D!
A Headphone Jack?!!! Take my Money 💵
Yes, that's great, but my apple apple came with so many worms and holes
If you see any spam comment, BAN THEM IMMEDIATELY
Forgot to mention how it is 100% organic and carbon neutral
my question is, does it have a notch?
An Apple Apple a day keeps Financial Security away
Well, time for a Blackberry blackberry next.
"T H I N K D I F F E R E N T ."
Go get them Lucy.
She should have been called Lisa. 😃
waiting for apple to put a notch on it 😭💀
Nailed the pricing.
I can see apple do that.
Next video: "if Microsoft made windows"?
"If Facebook made books
...of faces!"
What's more possible?
Storage of the Apple Apple is approx. 64 gigabites
Blackberry suddenly has an idea
thanks for this
Really funny! Also, I like how the Kiti was on the Subscribe button!
Can't wait for "If Apple made 🍎Pie": for every purchase, you only get 70% of the slice!
This was hilarious Sam.
It's sad that US government killed Huawei. Now we lost one of Sam's best content
Jony Appleseed can polish the Apple as much as he'd like but it'll never be Polish'd! 😂
Lol😂 brilliant!
Finally my wish has been granted I have been waiting for this moment this video for a long time and it made my day 😆
Wow, turns out I've been an apple user for decades.
Wow USB C
Dude is daydreaming, obviously you can return it... For a 599,999,000 charge
imagine if we actually got genetically engineered apples with enhanced flavour from apple
“Apple is even allowing customers to repair their own Apple Apples, simply order the repair kit and we will send it out to you for the small delivery cost of $99, you will need to return it though, as the spoon included in the kit (for removing any worms) is a very expensive piece of technology.”
the price sounds about right for canadian food prices.
And remember - an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
...if you throw it hard enough haha
apple apple
A piece of LUNCH
Brilliant
I like this Jony Ive style.
An Apple apple a day keeps the doctor away.
As in the doctor is again busy getting his (Apple) computer fixed and so not in his office.
Silly...and we love it.
Meanwhile someone is releasing the Bug in Windows… brought to you by…
One apple was harmed
It would make sense for Apple to have A whole Orchard of Apples around Apple headquarters, then they can design apple products to harvest the apples then process the apples, and fertilise the apples etc.
Apple is becomeing the worlds funnyest meme
Even the title made me chuckle
I want to buy it
Where I could buy it links
I need a link to buy this
The only apple I like is the fruit
It is expensive because it takes years to develop them.
apl
ahh yes the Apple... Apple
Make a video by Microsoft making real windows and let's see where that takes you!
I'll wait for Apple 2
It’s a 10 dollar Macintosh
Imagine if you've also inserted that clip from A Fish Called Wanda :) the man close to the aquarium/fish tank, the mean guy that put french fries in his nose and an apple in his mouth, such a fun scene! So mean but so fun!
If Microsoft made bananas?
Really want an apple after this
How much juice can this thing hold?
The IApple?
So how long does the battery last? 🤔
😂🤣
Red delicious
iApple
It's a little weird with all that pronging into one apple... It's like it worked at a police department
yes
Ah, I was wondering when he would pick this low-hanging fruit. XD
the Apple apple has a headphone jack?!!!
What about the chip inside?
2% extra vitamin a
Does the apple make you immortal for that price?
fun
Make one if apple made printers
Next: If Microsoft made Windows
What about organic apple 🍎
Microsoft Mango ?
The new APPLE MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm designed by Josh
They rot in 3 days, taste bland and mealy, but boy is the skin shiny.
Wait, so what happened to Funky Time, then?
Single core. :)
i love iApples
This guy a funny fuck, best one yet.
Where’s the funk?,?,!,!.?
you know the homepod was back when you made your last vid, right?
Where's firewire?
why not call it the Apple iApple?
crazy fruit video :)) but that is a romanian apple :D salut Sam :D
Its got to be worth it right? It has a headphone Jack
How about the iapple