Google Introduces Gemini 1.5 Pro

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @CoronaCovid
    @CoronaCovid 7 месяцев назад +631

    It can't take my job. Im jobless

    • @Arise4Fries90
      @Arise4Fries90 7 месяцев назад +46

      It’s does that too. 😅

    • @KnowName735
      @KnowName735 7 месяцев назад +63

      It's already taken your job, now you're just 'less'

    • @trimagnus
      @trimagnus 7 месяцев назад +21

      That's the kind of forward thinking we need in this brave new world!

    • @Andexmadeit
      @Andexmadeit 7 месяцев назад +9

      I know bro I know 😂😂

    • @williamthecoolboy
      @williamthecoolboy 7 месяцев назад +6

      yes

  • @Selfsufficientme
    @Selfsufficientme 7 месяцев назад +174

    Old McDonald had a job AI AI O... 👍🙂

    • @Blue-6
      @Blue-6 7 месяцев назад +4

      Mate, I had no idea you watched Sam too 😀.

    • @HardCoreMore
      @HardCoreMore 7 месяцев назад +2

      hahahahhahah :D

    • @The-Audi-driver
      @The-Audi-driver 7 месяцев назад +4

      And in that job he got low paid

  • @rajmankad2949
    @rajmankad2949 7 месяцев назад +167

    The spreadsheet goes to jail 🤣

    • @williamthecoolboy
      @williamthecoolboy 7 месяцев назад +2

      I don't get it...

    • @rocketmunkey1
      @rocketmunkey1 7 месяцев назад +2

      So Thats why they love Ai ! 😂 Not sure it will work in a court of Law tho, given they received the proceeds of said fraud, somewhat incriminating 🤔

    • @UnicaLuce
      @UnicaLuce 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@williamthecoolboy if you report your taxes and get them wrong you are punished, so if the ai get's it wrong the spreadsheet goes to jail instead of you

    • @williamthecoolboy
      @williamthecoolboy 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@UnicaLuce Ah I see lol.

    • @Keylevitation
      @Keylevitation 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@williamthecoolboy American taxes are fucked up

  • @Nixerman
    @Nixerman 7 месяцев назад +136

    When "The Baby" walked in. 😅😅😅

    • @williamthecoolboy
      @williamthecoolboy 7 месяцев назад +4

      He's Zuck's cousin!!

    • @TheManinBlack9054
      @TheManinBlack9054 7 месяцев назад +3

      It's sir Damis Hassabis, just so you know. The co-founder of Deepmind, might have heard of them, did AlphaGo, AlphaFold.

  • @codewithfelix3940
    @codewithfelix3940 7 месяцев назад +58

    i began with laughter 😂😂 "a chin attached t a man", "another chin" 😂😂😂.. SAM: shut up abt it...

  • @99soup
    @99soup 7 месяцев назад +25

    thank you Sam for constantly putting smiles on our faces
    took you 15 seconds to make me laugh out of my stress

  • @o_s-24
    @o_s-24 7 месяцев назад +31

    Best tech news channel

    • @williamthecoolboy
      @williamthecoolboy 7 месяцев назад +3

      yes.

    • @MattExzy
      @MattExzy 7 месяцев назад +2

      I was just about to say... I know this is satire, but wow, it's the best ever condensed version of tech news.

  • @TomMarvan
    @TomMarvan 7 месяцев назад +2

    6:54 Video cut off at crucial moment!

  • @digitalon01
    @digitalon01 7 месяцев назад +6

    I'm so glad I found your channel Sam. Your videos are one of the highlights of my day. You see, due to years of being exposed to the darkest corners of the internet, there aren't many things that can make me laugh out loud anymore. Fortunately your videos can break the curse!

  • @PauL-tr1mn
    @PauL-tr1mn 7 месяцев назад +23

    Ah yes! I've been saying for decades now that trilium from Pandora will be next oil and here we are.

  • @prasannav
    @prasannav 7 месяцев назад +13

    This video should be the epitome of tech satire videos. I really laughed like a baby after long long time. Thank you SamAI🤓🤓

  • @YOH_MUSIC
    @YOH_MUSIC 7 месяцев назад +44

    5:24 I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

  • @a3hindawi
    @a3hindawi 7 месяцев назад

    Thanks

  • @littleneko2085
    @littleneko2085 7 месяцев назад +77

    As a writer, I like AI. Never had wrote som much bullshit so damn fast.

    • @martial885
      @martial885 7 месяцев назад +7

      How the hell is everyone monetising this shit aaaaaa

    • @Schroefdoppie
      @Schroefdoppie 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @MC_Onions
      @MC_Onions 7 месяцев назад +2

      As an artist I hate AI 😂

  • @robodd4694
    @robodd4694 7 месяцев назад +58

    Whats even more shocking is that Google acts like this is without issues when they can't even get their crappy search to work right. And Apple thinks it's going to create (or buy) the perfect AI when Siri is still a piece of s***. Tech these days is a hot mess of garbage.

    • @bobafettjr85
      @bobafettjr85 7 месяцев назад +15

      Their search is working as intended. They sell ads. That's all search is good for because they designed it that way.

    • @robodd4694
      @robodd4694 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@bobafettjr85 Yup and their AI will be 1000 times worse. We are the commodity.

    • @drewsarkisian9375
      @drewsarkisian9375 7 месяцев назад +1

      How do you really feel?

    • @johnreese5730
      @johnreese5730 7 месяцев назад

      Except Microsoft I guess. Finding openAI was really a great thing they did.
      And their Copilot which is just chatgpt Lil bro is working smoothly

    • @thisaintart
      @thisaintart 7 месяцев назад

      I still remember when Siri first came out on iPhone 4s and I only had an iPhone 4. Had to jailbreak to use it but ever since then I’ve always appreciated using it

  • @entropyachieved750
    @entropyachieved750 7 месяцев назад +16

    One of your best Sam😂😂😂

  • @CoronaCovid
    @CoronaCovid 7 месяцев назад +123

    Young Sam had a job Ai Ai O
    And on this Job he had a salary Ai Ai O

    • @blisphul8084
      @blisphul8084 7 месяцев назад +13

      With a GPT here and a GPT there.

  • @zoiuduu
    @zoiuduu 7 месяцев назад +16

    2:25 they gonna take my credit for my second symphony, rewritten by a machine, a new technology

    • @laffinkippah
      @laffinkippah 7 месяцев назад +1

      Now I understand the problems you can see

    • @kalexg
      @kalexg 7 месяцев назад +1

      Oh Wa Ohh

  • @reza2kn
    @reza2kn 7 месяцев назад +2

    @01:43 Ohhh my stomach😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
    @06:56 That'll teach you to watch SAMTIME all the way through the end😂😂😂
    Love you Sam🥰

  • @UsHumans
    @UsHumans 7 месяцев назад +25

    It can’t take my chips! I Ai-ate them!

    • @Tymon0000
      @Tymon0000 7 месяцев назад +1

      Did you ask chat-gpt for this?

  • @vooze
    @vooze 7 месяцев назад +3

    Truly the funniest of your videos so far. Great job! 🙂

  • @madsoncaminha2517
    @madsoncaminha2517 7 месяцев назад

    I bursted into laughter so many times watching this, clicked on this video out of curiosity, now i'm laughing and without a job

  • @nzlotrfan
    @nzlotrfan 7 месяцев назад +3

    You triggered my Google on my phone when you said "ok Google ai" 🤣

  • @helgardmuller4052
    @helgardmuller4052 7 дней назад

    You deserve more views on this!

  • @Speaker_Network
    @Speaker_Network 26 дней назад

    5:16 how good is that music break 😂😂😂

  • @TrioLOLGamers
    @TrioLOLGamers 7 месяцев назад +2

    The best part of this Google I/O presentation was the Marc Rebillet DJ set, and then close the video when they start talking about AI.

  • @MasterNoob696
    @MasterNoob696 7 месяцев назад +1

    Samtime, the best source for the latest tech news 😂

  • @Silent1Majority
    @Silent1Majority 7 месяцев назад

    Spot on!! and Bravo!!! The commercial "examples" they did were sad compared to OpenAi demos.

  • @quos3683
    @quos3683 7 месяцев назад +4

    Sametime "Google made a new spy-app."
    Me "Ooooh, ok I won't touch it."

    • @c.lokithkumar2648
      @c.lokithkumar2648 7 месяцев назад

      and proceeds to touch it..........(❁´◡`❁)(●'◡'●)

  • @thedarkknight1971
    @thedarkknight1971 7 месяцев назад +3

    🎵 "Old big Google released Gemini Pro, Ai Ai Oh!" 🎵 😏
    😎🇬🇧

  • @johndorian473
    @johndorian473 7 месяцев назад +2

    3:33 We are working with the locals😂😂

  • @DinushaJayaranga
    @DinushaJayaranga 7 месяцев назад

    5:46 dont worry i will be here for you bro :)

  • @greatsave7
    @greatsave7 8 дней назад

    The trillium Pandora bit got me 😂

  • @mpmpm
    @mpmpm 7 месяцев назад +1

    It's good if it takes jobs. It meant that those jobs were not done effectively. Or were not needed in the first place. Because of automation and robotization, we can do the same while work less hours. So why don't we?

    • @meroinheroin
      @meroinheroin 6 месяцев назад

      Agreed. We're in hardcore deep stage capitalism if robots taking your job is considered a bad thing.

  • @hydrogenbond7303
    @hydrogenbond7303 7 месяцев назад

    "AI will take your job!"
    Me without a job: As you can see, you've fallen right in to my trap.

  • @TheParot161
    @TheParot161 7 месяцев назад

    Excellent and thought-provoking video. Edgy/scary/humorous today. I wonder how it will play in 15 yeqrs. I’m thinking probably more to the scary side than ever.

  • @TailySplash
    @TailySplash 20 дней назад +1

    0:59 Too much AI!!!😂🤣

  • @_abdul
    @_abdul 7 месяцев назад

    SAM is a freaking LEGEND. Respect++

  • @OnlyVibes403
    @OnlyVibes403 Месяц назад

    Sam looked great at 6:44

  • @amranhowlader
    @amranhowlader 6 месяцев назад

    Man! This channel is so underrated!

  • @mardiniwilldern
    @mardiniwilldern 7 месяцев назад +8

    Let’s get this straight. Are you Sam Tucker from Apple or Google? How do you work for both companies?

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  7 месяцев назад +20

      I have one chin in each camp

    • @mardiniwilldern
      @mardiniwilldern 7 месяцев назад

      @@SAMTIMEOk, I’m convinced now!

  • @CappyLarou
    @CappyLarou 6 месяцев назад +2

    Bezos has a server farm, AI AI O.
    and on that farm he has a store, AI AI O.
    with a cheap deal here, and a cheap deal there...
    here a deal, there a deal, no one see's the data steal.

  • @briholland
    @briholland 7 месяцев назад

    You crack me up! Love your videos and sense of humour 😂

  • @CNC-Time-Lapse
    @CNC-Time-Lapse 7 месяцев назад

    Genius writing! Enjoyed this one a lot.

  • @python_decoded
    @python_decoded 7 месяцев назад

    using this channel to get news, and it does pretty awesome job

  • @RioDewanto-if2wg
    @RioDewanto-if2wg 7 месяцев назад +2

    5:24 my reaction 😂😂

  • @sharkfinn6469
    @sharkfinn6469 7 месяцев назад +4

    At least plumbers and electricians can't be replaced yet

    • @OgdenM
      @OgdenM 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah.. They are going to be the last manual labor jobs that are going to be replaced.
      But.... Based on that robot using a keyboard, it's not gonna be a long safe period.

  • @TwoTubesADV
    @TwoTubesADV 7 месяцев назад +25

    It can have my job, tired of working for corrupt organisations, making them rich whilst my cost of living goes through the roof. The end is near my friends.

    • @mohammedresool5666
      @mohammedresool5666 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah , and I welcome it with open arms

    • @vinylmodsmanitoba
      @vinylmodsmanitoba 7 месяцев назад +1

      Oh the sweet sweet embrace of oblivion

    • @fharrison3011
      @fharrison3011 4 месяца назад

      I felt you bra, cost of living had me as well… which is why I’m jacking up the rent next month by 150, I like you, others I did for 250 😢

  • @cdgonepotatoes4219
    @cdgonepotatoes4219 7 месяцев назад

    I love how we were told AI would be used for assisting people doing jobs only doing the boring stuff like referencing and the sort, that it wouldn't take work away from creatives and producers, yet the first thing they made it do is art, essays and now music and videos.

  • @jonathanrimer4321
    @jonathanrimer4321 7 месяцев назад +2

    Gemini does sound a lot better than Skynet, well I guess we don’t actually have to name our future AI overload after a movie AI.

  • @barcom5439
    @barcom5439 7 месяцев назад +4

    ai coming this far is what the "Can we do it?" vs "Should we do it?" comes in.

    • @zekiz774
      @zekiz774 7 месяцев назад

      Why shouldn't we. It makes everything easier.

    • @jhonyhndoea
      @jhonyhndoea 7 месяцев назад

      @@zekiz774 Right, but we let the big corps spy on us and control us even more.

    • @zuluf309
      @zuluf309 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@zekiz774till masses of people are left unemployed

  • @shaunh7463
    @shaunh7463 7 месяцев назад

    Brilliant Sam, just brilliant! 👏

  • @naga_serpentis
    @naga_serpentis 7 месяцев назад +3

    My google assistant responded when you said "Google AI"

  • @ondrejsedlak4935
    @ondrejsedlak4935 7 месяцев назад

    I'd like to see this AI try and drink all the coffee and take up two parking spaces in a Hyundai Accent!
    I'll never be replaced.

  • @cenanmehmet
    @cenanmehmet 6 месяцев назад

    i am not a npc office worker,i am skillfull blacksmith 😂😂

  • @EltecnicoWD
    @EltecnicoWD 5 месяцев назад

    I nearly pissed myself with this video LOL

  • @Dogappel
    @Dogappel 7 месяцев назад +6

    Ai is basically an overrated dream. When you ask it about technical things, it's making a lot of stupid mistakes. This could make people stupid.

  • @Oneplus1is2
    @Oneplus1is2 7 месяцев назад +1

    Man you are the only one. The chosen one

  • @JamesJon1187
    @JamesJon1187 7 месяцев назад

    This one was great! Had me cracking up!

  • @godtable
    @godtable 7 месяцев назад +6

    Google Assistant wants to talk to you!

  • @Zion_Nova
    @Zion_Nova 7 месяцев назад

    Hey what phone does Sam use bc I saw his pixel 6a video but now it looks like he was holding a newer pixel at 0:01

  • @matth1176
    @matth1176 7 месяцев назад +37

    Can we stop calling everything "Pro" please?

  • @AlexTheCatGirlQueen
    @AlexTheCatGirlQueen 7 месяцев назад +6

    5:11 lol 😂

  • @anarkidaniel1196
    @anarkidaniel1196 7 месяцев назад +4

    Sam you crazy 🤣

  • @Moongamuntanga
    @Moongamuntanga 7 месяцев назад

    Sam deserves a billion subscribers 🙌🏽

  • @seggamulti1219
    @seggamulti1219 7 месяцев назад +1

    Processing video to summarize
    100%
    Sending to server
    100%
    Success

  • @FormulaJRay
    @FormulaJRay 7 месяцев назад

    For some reason this made me think of the Take My Breath Away Song but with the lyrics Take Your Job Away instead.

  • @DriftingPixel
    @DriftingPixel 5 месяцев назад

    "AI AI AI AI AI AI AI" got me rolling on the floor

  • @smilingbandit4975
    @smilingbandit4975 7 месяцев назад

    It will be interesting to see where the whole thing develops.

  • @KrisKomar
    @KrisKomar 7 месяцев назад

    You activated my Gemini.

  • @pyotrpustota1053
    @pyotrpustota1053 6 месяцев назад

    2:49 barely audible coughing in the background 😂

  • @lotusflowerrr
    @lotusflowerrr 7 месяцев назад

    Lmao "the spreadsheet goes to jail" 😂

  • @sparky6757
    @sparky6757 7 месяцев назад

    Music AI sand box? Those are four very cool objects that I love to have inside my phone :)

  • @elissamaycat8244
    @elissamaycat8244 7 месяцев назад

    Gemini on my phone couldn't set an alarm this morning

  • @derekofbaltimore
    @derekofbaltimore 7 месяцев назад

    Wait .... That podcast capability is amazing!

  • @Sugalishere
    @Sugalishere 7 месяцев назад +1

    He said, "Marijuana" at 4:20

  • @amarboparai4159
    @amarboparai4159 7 месяцев назад

    Pandora joke was awesome 😂

  • @AnthonyThomas_Ant
    @AnthonyThomas_Ant 7 месяцев назад +2

    A T-800 is on its way to stop Sam.

  • @anishkumarkar
    @anishkumarkar 7 месяцев назад

    One of your best work 😂😂😂

  • @thewuff66
    @thewuff66 7 месяцев назад

    😂you got me with Pandora 😂❤😂

  • @mkatakm
    @mkatakm 6 месяцев назад

    Superb summary video 😂

  • @JamesWilliam70
    @JamesWilliam70 7 месяцев назад

    And here he is! The AI baby! 🤣

  • @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy
    @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy 6 месяцев назад

    What do you mean google is listening to my phone calls "now"?

  • @mosesaryl
    @mosesaryl 7 месяцев назад

    the baby AI intro got me😂😂😂😂😂

  • @daniellepreyar
    @daniellepreyar 7 месяцев назад

    Not the ai baby 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @ValdemarDeMatos
    @ValdemarDeMatos 7 месяцев назад +2

    They in fact fired several employees the day preceding the presentation… Ai, ai, ai…

  • @Sarvesh964
    @Sarvesh964 7 месяцев назад +1

    These days I watch launch videos on this channel.

  • @cla4631
    @cla4631 6 месяцев назад

    I laughed so hard, great video!

  • @prashantjadav2083
    @prashantjadav2083 7 месяцев назад

    Gemini ya iPhone 15 pro 😂😂😂

  • @ChrisTRCB
    @ChrisTRCB 7 месяцев назад

    Samtime is peak comedy

  • @Final_Cut_FF
    @Final_Cut_FF 7 месяцев назад

    That was GOLD!!

  • @ahmedlehanine6770
    @ahmedlehanine6770 7 месяцев назад

    loved the borderlands reference

  • @Mario583a
    @Mario583a 7 месяцев назад +2

    When the A.I baby said "Flash", he meant play Adobe Flash games.

  • @rocketmunkey1
    @rocketmunkey1 7 месяцев назад +2

    Heres an idea lets put all the execs who adopt AI out of a Job, it wont be hard because AI produces utter trash, and you will feel compelled not to give these companies your business owing to the naffness of their products !

  • @JamJim
    @JamJim 7 месяцев назад +2

    5:06

  • @Jellowstudios
    @Jellowstudios 5 месяцев назад

    At least it works better than the rabbit R1

  • @raxadian
    @raxadian 7 месяцев назад

    Ai Ai Ai... it is taking over everything!

  • @grimreaper4393
    @grimreaper4393 7 месяцев назад

    Funny I got a Google ad before this video

  • @imakethesites3048
    @imakethesites3048 7 месяцев назад +1

    I wonder whether Google can create AI consumers to replace the people who won't have money anymore?

  • @4d3x0
    @4d3x0 7 месяцев назад +1

    This guy is hilarious subd