[YTP] Not-So-Goods™

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  • Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
  • This is a (worse) companion piece to {YTP} ~ Goods™ by DaThings. Initially inspired through watching her editing livestream and seeing how many untapped possibilities existed in these infomercials!
    Original infomercial sources:
    EZ Slice Right, Forever Wallet, Robo Twist, Stream Machine
    -------------------------------------------------
    - SuppuS me on Patreon: / cs188
    - FolloF me on Twitter: / cs188
    - I don't stream on Twitch much these days, but in case I do: / cs188

Комментарии • 957

  • @DaThings
    @DaThings Год назад +1056

    a companion piece? that's ultra ballsy!

  • @noahsworld9340
    @noahsworld9340 Год назад +899

    “Just believe me! Don’t watch!” Perfectly said by the narrator!

    • @noahsworld9340
      @noahsworld9340 Год назад +2

      @Vasteel (TFVII OFFICIAL CHANNEL) Don’t worry. I know.

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 Год назад +9

      just ballive me

    • @bored_person
      @bored_person Год назад +4

      ​@Vasteel (TFVII OFFICIAL CHANNEL) it's a joke about how the narrator pronounced it.

    • @TheOfficialPSI
      @TheOfficialPSI Год назад

      I don't know and now I'm confused.

    • @ArgonNoble
      @ArgonNoble Год назад

      @@TheOfficialPSI JUST BELIEVE ME DONT WATCH

  • @dreemurr1267
    @dreemurr1267 Год назад +1332

    A family cannibalism joke in 30 seconds, might be a record CS.

  • @theiceyhawttstunna6631
    @theiceyhawttstunna6631 Год назад +283

    “CS quit his job out of frustration and for health reasons.” I understand, Billy. I really do

  • @gtaguy8791
    @gtaguy8791 Год назад +334

    The "What the actual fuck!? Dammit, Nobody here can fuckin' drive!" is probably way funnier than it should be to me

    • @doomsdayrabbit4398
      @doomsdayrabbit4398 Год назад +28

      And the driver is Doug DeMuro.

    • @comicrandomness3289
      @comicrandomness3289 Год назад +7

      And tell him billy sent you

    • @bling__brute6048
      @bling__brute6048 11 месяцев назад

      I feel that. And i cant even drive yet.

    • @JRC99
      @JRC99 6 месяцев назад

      I say some variation of that every single day.

    • @ZachX888
      @ZachX888 2 месяца назад

      Him and Doug are the best comedy duo ever! xDDDDDD

  • @TheSteamLord
    @TheSteamLord Год назад +983

    You managed to make Billy Mays promote your Patreon. That’s god tier editing

    • @Glumpsy
      @Glumpsy Год назад +68

      But of course! Billy Mays can sell anything, he's the only reasonable choice.

    • @A_D_H_L
      @A_D_H_L Год назад +36

      @@Glumpsy "Billy Mays can sell Ice in a snow storm, Billy Mays can sell shit in the sewer"

    • @Mastabacc
      @Mastabacc Год назад

      @@A_D_H_L " So hold your dick steady, and get your credit card ready, cuz here I go. With the music!"

    • @Willpower-74205
      @Willpower-74205 Год назад +7

      @@A_D_H_L Don't forget the classic selling sand in a desert! 😎👍

    • @danc5644
      @danc5644 Год назад +1

      Billy Mays is dead yo

  • @CalebTibster
    @CalebTibster Год назад +836

    I love how there’s a intricate web of callback jokes in these videos. It’s like a scavenger hunt for running gags!

    • @SlickSteven75
      @SlickSteven75 Год назад +43

      I’m still hoping for another “but not really” from Drug DeMuro

    • @galleryofrogues
      @galleryofrogues Год назад +46

      There’s officially a cs188 extended universe and I love it.

    • @daedalus6433
      @daedalus6433 Год назад +43

      @@galleryofrogues The HoH SiS JoJiverse

    • @henryfreeman1256
      @henryfreeman1256 Год назад +9

      Don't recognize a reference? Watch his older vids and do it all over again!

    • @TheGreatsagegoku
      @TheGreatsagegoku Год назад +1

      ​@Henry Freeman I would get the joj 50 million times over again

  • @evillecaston
    @evillecaston Год назад +289

    I can't believe Billy Mays came back to endorse CS's Patreon! Oh wait, yes iCan.

  • @spikrib
    @spikrib Год назад +459

    Thank jesus, I was legit eating and asking myself "man im bored, i hope smth good uploads" and lo and behold here we are. I aspire to attain your level of editing one day

    • @cs188
      @cs188  Год назад +161

      You thought something good would upload but instead you got Not-So-Goods™️

    • @dusk9427
      @dusk9427 Год назад +8

      ​@@cs188 lol I was watching the ads one fucking shrimp lol but Yeah same here man

    • @hystonix
      @hystonix Год назад +2

      Lol

    • @InfernoScorpion14
      @InfernoScorpion14 Год назад +1

      Dude same, minus the eating part.

    • @Randy_HilsonAvi
      @Randy_HilsonAvi Год назад +1

      @@cs188 hi cs188

  • @MoonMinHo
    @MoonMinHo Год назад +432

    CS188 and DaThings making a YTP together as compilation video would be one of the greatest collaboration events ever happened.

    • @saintsea-hat7891
      @saintsea-hat7891 Год назад +18

      I think she said something about a third installment called Devices

    • @kadenator05
      @kadenator05 Год назад +3

      Oh yeah this would be amazing

    • @Bluetailvappy
      @Bluetailvappy Год назад +12

      @@saintsea-hat7891 For all your device needs. Devices device the deviced device.

    • @collinbloo
      @collinbloo Год назад +2

      Agreed :D

    • @blaizegottman4139
      @blaizegottman4139 Год назад +1

      Cool

  • @PapaCoco1128
    @PapaCoco1128 Год назад +225

    Keep your chin up CS188, we’ve always got your back. Do what you feel is best and the true fans will support you ❤

  • @user-mv5zt8qd9l
    @user-mv5zt8qd9l Год назад +39

    The "open the mall" joke at 3:37 is getting a disgusting lack of recognition

    • @magik97
      @magik97 5 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah, it was really clever

  • @myselph1761
    @myselph1761 Год назад +85

    This is the first YTP that really felt like it could have been released in 2010, but with modern twists and charm. 10/10.

    • @guillaumelagueyte1019
      @guillaumelagueyte1019 Год назад +6

      It took me a while to realize it had been released yesterday, I just thought I had missed it. I had a doubt when Bruno popped up, or dare I say, pooped up

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld Год назад +177

    2:24 not everyone will understand this, but I feel like the "Fail Fail Fail, Fail Fail, Fail Fail Fail" right here goes along to the beat of Billy Mays saying "Sus Sus Sus, Sus Sus, Sus Sus sus"

    • @VanguVegro
      @VanguVegro Год назад +6

      I was reminded of "Respectable" by Mel and Kim instead.

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 Год назад +1

      @@VanguVegro oh yeah,lol

    • @Agony.
      @Agony. Год назад +4

      Ogs remember sus from RUclipsPoops 💪💪 and not among us

    • @SometimesCreator
      @SometimesCreator Год назад

      it does, doesn't it?

  • @chief8825
    @chief8825 Год назад +94

    I love the amount of references to your old YTPs in this video, never fails to make me laugh my ass off

    • @JackDatDoge
      @JackDatDoge Месяц назад

      and the coffin is also dripped out too, them rims tho

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 Год назад +50

    Fun fact: In economics, just like how "Goods" are things people want and will pay you for, "Bads" are things people don't want and will pay you to take off their hands (such as garbage)!

  • @magnum7978
    @magnum7978 Год назад +117

    The Slicey-Slice Right looks like a weapon anyway so I think you could easily sort out the alternative to the healthy candle snack.
    And I seriously wasn't expecting Facade to make an appearance here lmfao

    • @floofyfoxxo744
      @floofyfoxxo744 Год назад +7

      looks like something you'd tape to a pole in a post apocalypse scenario like some kinda scythe

    • @DPedroBoh
      @DPedroBoh Год назад +5

      Didnt death from puss in boots use some of those?

  • @RaisedLetter
    @RaisedLetter Год назад +50

    OMG the Façade reference took me off guard.
    STOP REMINDING ME I'M GETTING OLD

  • @mountainman2068
    @mountainman2068 Год назад +66

    The entire last minute of the video is nothing short of a masterpiece. For such an exquisite piece of art, I offer $1 a month!

  • @scarymeunster9095
    @scarymeunster9095 Год назад +30

    The “robo-rowboat” just being a regular motorboat was great.

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 Год назад +1

      It has "robo" written on it

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Год назад +1

      Awesome wordplay, and pretty funny

  • @SP_Sour
    @SP_Sour Год назад +15

    Tons of good gags in this video but my favorite is the 2-second one at 3:56
    The "play You Spin Me Round while something is spinning" joke is so old it's basically a genre staple. With this in mind, here it only lasts 2 seconds and you never even hear the lyrics, just the instrumental. It essentially plays on the listener having already seen that joke before and recognizing the song by the instrumental alone! A joke that only works _because_ it's an old joke.
    Idk I just love something about that.

  • @4zomvly
    @4zomvly Год назад +15

    "here's how you can answer calls without taking calls!, here's how it works"
    "hey honey"
    "hey!"
    *ends the call and smiles about it*
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Majikfish
    @Majikfish Год назад +20

    “Robo twist can open the mall” made me spit my coffee out I was laughing so hard.
    Brilliant as always 👏

  • @elc1960
    @elc1960 Год назад +73

    Nice cameo by Dan Backslide at 1:26. Also nice to see Billy Mays looking so good after being exhumed from his grave after being dead for nearly 14 years. How DOES he do it???

    • @michaelramsey82
      @michaelramsey82 Год назад +21

      Billy works in mysterious Mays.

    • @LendriMujina
      @LendriMujina Год назад +10

      *14 years?!* Jeez, I still remember the announcement like it was yesterday...

    • @TheGreatsagegoku
      @TheGreatsagegoku Год назад +5

      THATS the power of OXICLEAN!!

    • @T1MB05L1C3
      @T1MB05L1C3 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@LendriMujinaIt’ll be 15 years in June.

  • @Calynxx
    @Calynxx Год назад +26

    "Robo twist can open the mall" got me good

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 6 месяцев назад +2

      Probably one of the best G-rated jokes from cs' poops lmao

  • @dergs_and_stuff
    @dergs_and_stuff Год назад +24

    Lol that reference to Patrick opening a jar at 3:43 was perfect

  • @neerg63
    @neerg63 Год назад +36

    LMAO I lost it at the mall opening. God I love these YTPs so much.

  • @heartsoicy
    @heartsoicy Год назад +26

    It’s so odd how I discovered cs188 when I was in 8th grade. Now I’m about to graduate university and he’s still posting. I admire the dedication and I always love seeing you pop up in my feed

  • @guitarmatricide4834
    @guitarmatricide4834 Год назад +33

    This is one of the best videos you’ve ever made. And that’s saying a lot. This one feels like a tour-de-force.

  • @BeeJayDeeEff
    @BeeJayDeeEff Год назад +33

    This YTP is one giant MOOD 😂

  • @weston8400
    @weston8400 Год назад +12

    3:11
    "Robotwist can twist your balls"
    >Topology animation of an ovoid getting fucked up
    Comedy gold

  • @indigomizumi
    @indigomizumi Год назад +27

    4:26 That's the kind of freaky music I approve of.

  • @neo-didact9285
    @neo-didact9285 Год назад +16

    YTPs are like a box of chocolate-you just never know what you're gonna get.

  • @Tp4r239
    @Tp4r239 Год назад +19

    OH FUCK YEAH DUDE I JUST SLIPPED ON SOME HONEYDEW RUNNING TO WATCH THIS

  • @JackMcFord101
    @JackMcFord101 Год назад +35

    I think it's safe to say that cs188 is one of the people who will make the same jokes and still be funny! 😂

  • @creepysusieoblong
    @creepysusieoblong Год назад +11

    4:33 Stop watching Family Guy, and start streaking!

  • @josephz4978
    @josephz4978 Год назад +17

    Been a fan of this guy since like 2009. It's dope to see the channel still going strong.

  • @hunter_theo1208
    @hunter_theo1208 Год назад +11

    "Your life can quickly fall apart if you quickly fart."
    15 years later and your sentence mixing is still some of the best on RUclips.

    • @RatPfink66
      @RatPfink66 Год назад

      No, your _wife_ can quickly fall apart if you quickly fart.
      BTW, all the wives in this are beautiful. Thanks *cs.*

  • @MarxistMedia
    @MarxistMedia Год назад +43

    That Facade melon callback killed me. Also who needs an arrow resistant wallet exactly??

    • @Willpower-74205
      @Willpower-74205 Год назад +4

      At least it can bounce off a brick wall when you need it to! 😁

    • @LendriMujina
      @LendriMujina Год назад

      A Scotsman in York.

    • @aaaaanotthebees
      @aaaaanotthebees Год назад +2

      Keep it in your breast pocket to protect your heart

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 Год назад

      Why the next president of course. Placed right in the front shirt pocket. The next assassin will get payed extra to use a bow for some reason. They’ll say “It takes more than an arrow to kill a…not Bull Moose probably.”

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 Год назад

      Teen Girl Squad from Homestar Runner?

  • @BenJPics9925
    @BenJPics9925 Год назад +25

    Your poops never fail to brighten my day, CS. Keep up the great work!

  • @mrpw1402
    @mrpw1402 Год назад +19

    Seeing a new CS188 upload brings me back to me when I was 13 years old logging on RUclips and see one of my favorite creators watching the 1500 sub Mario and Luigi strip club special

  • @TheGoodGoat420
    @TheGoodGoat420 Год назад +4

    bruh I was just watching the internet fingertits vid! your videos are classic. thank you for keeping YTP alive

  • @breaDaa-goDaa
    @breaDaa-goDaa Год назад +13

    your sleep schedule is abysmal, but you can post videos at the end of the month anytime!

  • @Wotvr
    @Wotvr Год назад +13

    Man this might be a new favorite of mine, just hilarious sentence mixed joke after another. Well done sir

  • @Nicholastrainbecka
    @Nicholastrainbecka Год назад +8

    Joined the patreon, thanks Billy! Everything will be alright, CS188. We love you

  • @Mcmeg29
    @Mcmeg29 Год назад +22

    Please never stop making ytps, you’re so hilarious 😂

  • @mehhzers
    @mehhzers Год назад +14

    1:00 I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

  • @deadlyninja112
    @deadlyninja112 Год назад +2

    These type of channels ill gladly consider supporting when i got it 💯

  • @Kriskirby1992
    @Kriskirby1992 Год назад +13

    I can never take a product commercial seriously after watching cs188. And I mean this in the best way possible

    • @Willpower-74205
      @Willpower-74205 Год назад +1

      Of course. CS188's YTPs are way more educational and informative. 😁

  • @Galistia
    @Galistia Год назад +17

    2:38 Nice cawk!

  • @The_Queen_Arcee_Official
    @The_Queen_Arcee_Official Год назад +16

    0:41
    Oh honeydew!
    *robo doggy slips*

  • @briana_patrick
    @briana_patrick 7 месяцев назад +4

    2:08 "fand or friendlymember" had me shrieking 😭😭

  • @Jared_Wignall
    @Jared_Wignall Год назад +16

    This is the best thing to watch as the night comes to a close. Keep up the great work man!

  • @rinirinachan7202
    @rinirinachan7202 Год назад +14

    1:11 Introducing... Forever WALL-E!

  • @LOLMAN9538
    @LOLMAN9538 Год назад +10

    I lost it at the Patrick segment with the jar and lid

  • @Omnywrench
    @Omnywrench Год назад +8

    Homestar Runner references are rare but always a treat in YTPs

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Год назад

      My ears perked up at "arrow'd!" and the "robo-rowboat" has big H*R energy too

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus Год назад +8

    1:53 do not call a wallet when you need foundation repair

  • @TheHierophantGreen
    @TheHierophantGreen Год назад +4

    “This is ideal for wasting time” while showing the tikitok app was priceless

  • @xX420MCplayerXx
    @xX420MCplayerXx Год назад +9

    Wait... 2 YTPs a month now?! Nice.

  • @thebasquez
    @thebasquez Год назад +5

    Youre the OG ytp god. Bless up!!!! Thanks for this!!!

  • @arconisthewolf4430
    @arconisthewolf4430 Год назад +9

    Another banger! I had tears down my cheeks,great work cs188!

  • @ghola82
    @ghola82 Год назад +5

    Just like billy said from the grave "it never gets old" 😭💀

  • @kittehpops
    @kittehpops Год назад +16

    4:07 Jarate!

  • @BigDLiquor
    @BigDLiquor Год назад +2

    I really appreciate the reprise of the fire saftey video. That really was one of my absolute favorites.

  • @TroyKnight12
    @TroyKnight12 Год назад +3

    That ending was some of the best editing I've ever seen, I cant wait for the double uploads each month.

  • @Mario_64160
    @Mario_64160 Год назад +19

    2:31 this is how I see tikTok

  • @Original_Katros
    @Original_Katros Год назад +5

    I'd say these informercial YTPs are among your best stuff, a beautiful way to start off the morning right

  • @cocoawaffles7580
    @cocoawaffles7580 Год назад +1

    God the captions are the best part of these videos

  • @MacBack123
    @MacBack123 Год назад +10

    1:36 killed me.
    Its steam.

  • @UN1C0RN_C0FFEE_P0W3R
    @UN1C0RN_C0FFEE_P0W3R Год назад +7

    XD
    Everything is awesome, cs188! Your ytps are unique and funny!

  • @turner_kia
    @turner_kia Год назад +1

    “the new way to make disasters”
    ohhh so that’s what my parents used

  • @RCROX
    @RCROX Год назад +5

    "Leave The Ass Disaster Behind!"
    "The lid, the lid , the lid..."

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 Год назад +1

      ''patrick,that's a pickle......'' ''yes.''

  • @benm2022
    @benm2022 Год назад +3

    Glad you’re feeling better(?), Looking forward to the new schedule!

  • @szybkiwojtas7895
    @szybkiwojtas7895 Год назад +5

    The best thing is that CS188 gives references to his previous YTP parodies. I love it. Keep up the good work!

  • @neptune9647
    @neptune9647 Год назад +2

    "Just don't say melon!"
    He watches Vinny and Joel.

  • @Its_Pronounced_Heezee
    @Its_Pronounced_Heezee Год назад +7

    I cannot explain with words alone how happy I am that you came in my time of boredom.

  • @englishforehead6393
    @englishforehead6393 Год назад +5

    cs188 always knows how to get the JoJ done 👍👍

  • @WILLOWISP2000
    @WILLOWISP2000 Год назад +7

    I’d rather a healthy candle snack.

  • @Vo_Memes
    @Vo_Memes Год назад +4

    I was searching for something that can twist ma balls
    Thanks to Mr. Cs I finally found it

  • @christopherduplechin3154
    @christopherduplechin3154 Год назад +4

    I love you cs188. Please keep existing forever.

  • @samthegoanimateman6695
    @samthegoanimateman6695 Год назад +6

    When you thought you were eating fresh watermelon but you actually ate your family member, these are the best YTP's ever!

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 9 месяцев назад +1

      When you murdered thrm beforehand? XD

  • @NuclearFurret
    @NuclearFurret Год назад +5

    2:20
    unironically goes hard

  • @duckfilms3662
    @duckfilms3662 Год назад +1

    Godspeed with the job stuff man!

  • @bizzarofan2951
    @bizzarofan2951 Год назад +2

    I am currently swimming in college finals this is just what I need thank you cs

  • @oscardunn8060
    @oscardunn8060 Год назад +3

    “Imagine being able to enjoy Imagine Dragons!” 😂😂 Omg that one was so good!

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 9 месяцев назад

      But Imagine Dragons is good tho

  • @prof4443
    @prof4443 Год назад +7

    The Sunday Scaries are no match for a top quality CS188 YTP

  • @thekingofnorway3465
    @thekingofnorway3465 Год назад +1

    0:34 this is the kind of wholesome cs content that has warped my sense of humor since I was a pre teen......
    And I'm grateful for it

  • @sdesmtl
    @sdesmtl Год назад +1

    I'm so glad we live in a society with a specific tool to cut a specific type of fruit that cannot be used for other non-specific thin lacerating tasks.

  • @LunalovaniaGaming
    @LunalovaniaGaming Год назад +3

    Another 100% unsatisfied YTP from the legend himself!! Im so happy you are uploading these more frequently lately. You're the grabdfather of YTPs and you'll always be in my eyes man. Thank you for these amazing edits. 💜💋🤝

  • @doomchap7614
    @doomchap7614 Год назад +12

    3:31 that’s imagine dragons radioactive isn’t it? Actually that really makes sense….

  • @ShadowEagle5219
    @ShadowEagle5219 Год назад +1

    was literally just thinking about your channel last night and all the awesome laughs you made me and my cousin have growin up, you the goat

  • @Donotaro22
    @Donotaro22 Год назад +4

    Been watching your vids recently, you do sentence mixing so well. Good work dude.

  • @PaulW_ftPAULK
    @PaulW_ftPAULK Год назад +3

    I can't believe we finally got a Dover Boys reference in a YTP again!
    NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

  • @joeschmoe5063
    @joeschmoe5063 Год назад +3

    Seeing billy Mays made me nostalgic for Marck's old ytps from like 2009. I still love the drunk jack and suicide putty.

  • @PshycoFlippy
    @PshycoFlippy Год назад +3

    It always makes my heart sink when I see a new video uploaded by CS188 like I get so happy I enjoy this content so much it's so hilarious !

  • @zeal9442
    @zeal9442 Год назад +3

    A YTP *of* a YTP? I'm already interested.

    • @cs188
      @cs188  Год назад +1

      Not really, just decided to use the same source material!

  • @hurricanefury439
    @hurricanefury439 Год назад +4

    i'd like to congratulate CS on not making a certain very obvious joke regarding watermelon

  • @brokensimulations
    @brokensimulations Год назад +2

    Another pinnacle beauty for the YTP archives. Well done!!!!!🎉

  • @evilmiera
    @evilmiera Год назад +1

    Facade and melons, a perfect tie-in to the commercial, that's a deep cut.

  • @projectx-1368
    @projectx-1368 Год назад +1

    I saw the Gorillaz clip and was like "how old is this?" 17 hours ago. He's still making amazing ytp to this day. How.