so first they sell you a belt that makes you uncomfortable, then they sell you a sock device that will wear them out. i'll take way too many of them for one person!
@@malachiatkinson7245 THIS LOOPS TOO TIGHT THIS LOOP'S TOO LOOSE THIS COMFORTCLICK, COMFORTCLICK FITS JUST RIGHT YOU'LL REFUND YOUR COMFORTCLICK GUARANTEED
What about chrome being a favourite? There was a missed opportunity to have Chrome pop out of the sink in the OwOlens YTP; do we call that a crapportunity?
5:12 "The last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's fucking foot... bUt As It TuRnS oUt, ThAt MiGhT bE wHaT yOu GeT." is my favorite part
With a strong, susisticated, gushed, brun-metal finish keeping you uncomfortable all day long! And for toilet time, you'll just slide off you belt, and you can get to shitting SUPER STRONG brown poops _pbbbbt_ AlL DaY LonG!
Seconding what GrapeSauce said. I think the rhyme works no matter whether the "tight" comes first or second, but I think it works best when it's first :D
System6 RailFanner I don't want to find out what genuine Asian flavor tastes like. I don't want to find out what my fellow Asians taste like. Or anyone for that matter. But I hope it's not something that makes people want to cannibalize Asian people.
Fun fact: all these silly gadgets are actually made for people with disabilities but because marketing teams want to reach a bigger demographic, they make these goofy advertisements showing people without disabilities.
Number 15: Burger King Foot. The last think you want in your Burger King burger is someone's fucking foot but as it turns out, that might be what you get. A RUclipsr uploaded a video to the site showcasing his feet in a burger with the statement "INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE DISCOMFORT". Admittedly he had socks on but that's even worse.
5:35 You pink guy, the funny part is way right after that following sentence. It goes like this: "Introducing... C**k Slicer! The painful way to slice your..." And then the screen said "Actually no, let's not this time" because of that thing.
2:05” If you hate yourself, you can get the ratchet ass Comfot Click belt for just 88 dollars, you can just kiss your money goodbye, and no fucking no refunds.” XD
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EH, SCHNITZELBURG
Those damn Germans...
Schnitzelburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg............................
I bet old man Krabbes is gonna break any day
Dinkleberg can change his name but he's still up to no good
*Schnitzelberg
This gave me Irritable Belt Syndrome.
Suffer more
600th like
@@JJOrange Wich one
and sock
The other IBS 😏
introducing the belt! The belt that belts!
_Everytime, All the time!_
But only 60% of the time
comfort click belt doesnt use belts
Eh schnitzelburg?
Everytime, *ALL THE TIME!*
JoJ
2:11 "You can just kiss your money buh-bye! And no f-ing refunds! Guarantee!"
Apple in a nutshell.
As well as EA
@@coreforce9872 trur
@@Yharnambeast316
And Niantic
On the F word, it says: F***ing, (The word (uck) has been blocked by me).
1976: i bet we will have flying cars in the future
2019: _N i p p l e s t e p_
I can't turn the annotations on and you're the most recent comment I can find so what's the song at 1:25?
I no speak Americano.
ruclips.net/video/GgFE5OQbt_g/видео.html
What's the song used for nipplestep? 4:59
Genuine Asian labor
@Poisson Sumac here’s the link to the song:
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
Your word splicing is amazing
I know “word splicing” as sentence mix
YoY wow splils ing ii a maze
1000th like
@@jordzking6330 pog
@@x_cross9248 Sentence mixing.
Gotta love YTP's that make the commercial salesmen say the F-word.
Yeah!😂
Me: “can I have the WiFi password?”
Them: “it’s on the back of the router”
The back of the router: 4:11
4:10
This made me laugh too loud.
ijwhgniwakjgiq3kligkfo3lq4itkroiokfliksof
4OOTH like
TheGodlessHeathen SDCCGTSFGRYHZXASUUIOOPLIOKHNHJGBSXAAAAACDWCGH WEW WEW!
This video is the reason why you're still my favorite pooper after all these years.
Couldn't stop laughing the whole way through.
pigeon.
agreed.
I love how at 0:46 after "genuine Asian labor," the music keeps playing perfectly into "what the fuck". Cs's attention to detail is aMAYSing.
i always thought that said "want to fuck?"
@@sq7972 same🤣
IK ITS FUCKIN PERFECT!!
@@sq7972 *_thanks, now i can't unhear that._*
I always thought it said “want to fuck?”
"What music you into?"
NIPPLESTEP!
Want full version?
@WILSHILTHEGAMER
Ohey, missed this. Sorry!
ruclips.net/video/wMENdH1jUqI/видео.html
derp merp i made it xd
5:37 song?
@@Architector_4 hide- ever free
@@BGTech1 hide- ever free
1:43 "comfort"
*sound of unbearable pain*
C U M F H E R T
CUUUMMMM FREEEEEEE!
The belt that belts
C U M F A R T
C U M F U R T
3:13 Socks Socks Socks Socks...
【S】 【H】 【O】 【E】 【S】
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ
W w wlul not anymore
@@seanschaefer9525 Introducing *SoSSlilS*
@@garrettarnold5663 "Just place your sock on your cradle." *people struggling*
**socks is said three times not four times
I can't believe a YTP has made me want to buy a belt.
Same
I doth hath brought this to 420. You're welcome.
If it makes you feel any better, a YTP is how I came across a show revolving around children and coffee.
Especially since it can make your penis grow up to 52 inches.
Sadly, there are no fucking refunds.
so first they sell you a belt that makes you uncomfortable, then they sell you a sock device that will wear them out.
i'll take way too many of them for one person!
Punished Creepswork Oh damn, didn't expect to see you here 👋
Insert joke about music being too loud
THats capitalism baby
I want the cock slicer
because i can
I love how the “So there’s the pervert” dance cut at 1:26 even zooms in on the guy in the background
Is the genuine asian labor part real or edited💀
@@t29heavy67 Most definitely edited lol
It's real.
socks
socks
socks
socks
socks
socks
socks
socks
SHOES????!!!!
@UmbreonPS3 Player. cocks.
Introducing the Shoe Slider®!!
769 likes
Inproducing the CockSlicer©
3:09
“If you hate yourself, you can get the Rachet ass comfort click belt for just $88!!”
"You can just kiss your money bye bye!"
and no fucking refunds
Guarantee!
@@Blueberry.Flavored tHiS lOoP's ToO tIgHt
ThIs LoOp'S tOo LoOsE
tHiS cOmFoRt CliCK
"You can just kiss your money ba-bye" always gets me.
Hym Verdan 2:11
That’s great 😂
And no fucking refunds!
Guaranteed!
Bye
@@malachiatkinson7245
THIS LOOPS TOO TIGHT
THIS LOOP'S TOO LOOSE
THIS COMFORTCLICK, COMFORTCLICK
FITS JUST RIGHT
YOU'LL REFUND YOUR COMFORTCLICK GUARANTEED
“ComfortClick is constructed with genuine Asian labor!”
yeah, your belts and 75% of products on the market...
Dude, it's a joke
@@highchaplainerebus I'm pretty sure he knows that
@@SteveInLava I'm fairly sure he doesn't
No, most of that is fake asian labor. This one comes from genuine asian labor!
What the fuck?!
When you're german teacher tells the klass to translate schnitzel into german
Klass: eh schnitzelberg
This Komment though.
This comet though
Klass
I can tell you’re German because you spelled it as ‘klass’ haha
When you rely on your German friend to help you with the answer:
That's too tight.
That's too loose.
That's how a belt works.
100th like
@@dadude001 Damnit, I was so close!
This belt's *S H E I T*
That "yOu CaN jUsT fUcKiNg DiE" thing could very well become a forum weapon.
The One And Only PixelBanana dAmN iT! wE'rE oUt Of OrdEr!
2:47 & 3:48
EDIT:also 4:45
3:57 When he moāned I laughed so much lmfao
So fucking funny to hear that
God dam he enjoyed it
Lol
I'm just glad you're uploading YTPs again!
"Funeral March of a Marionette" by Charles Gounod
This video's actually been in the works for months (that's why it's so good)
Bro @Cs188 you are the best man!! Please keep making videos!
sock
sock
sock
sock
sock
sock
sock
sock
S H O E
socks sucks
S H O O O E S ? !
Austin Chesnut you sock (suck)
SHOES⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
0:37 ComfortCunt doesn't uses holes, it uses the holes!
It usesusesusesusesusesuses...
It became helicopter
A guy that watches a meme all over again. This isn’t French
ComfortClick is made by genuine Asian labor
Now available in single-hole, widespread-hole and hohsis; it's easy to fall in love with the perfect belt.
@@lucasjohnson1505 Introducing, the "StupidBelt"
*"One simple step and your socks are gone"*
*w a t*
*GO BACK TO THE SHADOWS! FLAME OF UDUR!*
but not really
“Eh schnitzelburg”
Schnitzel: Radda radda!
I thought schnitzelberg was dinkleberg's german name
Krista Tolson
Hey that's my joke
@@shanuthejackal4817 sorry
If he's now Schitzelburg, he would rather say "Burga Burga" or "Raddaburg Raddaburg".
Chowder? I haven't heard that name in years
2:10 AND EVEN BLACK
(Your Sink is the Bathroom reference)
A̷͡͡N̵̕͘͝D̸̶̀̕͠ ̸̡͜͢È͏̴V̧̡E̸̡̢N͟͞҉̕ ̧͝͏̨B̴͞Ĺ̶̶̡͘Ą̨̛C̵̕͞Ķ͠
na na
NA NA
*NA NA*
*_N A N A_*
But how can I measure how fart holes are if the belt has no holes?
I think that might inexplicably be the most referenced previous YTP aside from no one needs foundation repair.
What about chrome being a favourite? There was a missed opportunity to have Chrome pop out of the sink in the OwOlens YTP; do we call that a crapportunity?
*1 0 0 % U N S A T I S F I E D*
*I N D E S T I N G U I S H A B L E G I B B E R I S H*
EH, SCHNITZELBURG?
5:12 "The last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's fucking foot... bUt As It TuRnS oUt, ThAt MiGhT bE wHaT yOu GeT." is my favorite part
number 15
Love how he takes a 30-60 second ad and extend it to 6 minutes.
That’s why it’s art
“The belt that Belts”
Me: I’ll TaKe YoUr EnTiRe StOcK
@@Lucas-tr9hh Y3R EnTiR3 s0cK
@@Lucas-tr9hh STONKS
BELT IS BELT!
I'll take your entire socx
@@crimsonrose2417 2T0N3S
what i said made so sense
"The sock slider can also help place bombs"
**Explosion**
**LoZ secret discovery sound**
Meister Kaos 👏🏻👏🏻💀
It made my cereal exit via nostril. 🤣
"Don't tell anyone, but if you blow up this wall, you'll get 30 dollars."
"You can just fuckin' d-"
"Am I turning you on?"
*_"NOT ANY MORE"_*
Introduced c0ck Sl1cer, the new!
Painful way to slice your-
*BEEEEEEEEP*
@@beesechurger2540 ACTUALLY NO
LET'S NOT THIS TIME
Anyway, moving on...
Ccuuumfurtttt
I read this right when the part came on
Damn it!
We're out of order!
There's the pervert!
With a strong, susisticated, gushed, brun-metal finish keeping you uncomfortable all day long!
And for toilet time, you'll just slide off you belt, and you can get to shitting SUPER STRONG brown poops _pbbbbt_ AlL DaY LonG!
*GENUINE ASIAN LABOR*
*Eh Schnitzelburg?*
Dudeth McGraff "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
@Dudeth McGraff they always say "Made in China"
Alex Monoxide *test card*
This is when I lost it.
0:23 EH SCHNITZELBURG
Hmm sounds German i think
@@xenomorphwarrior4657 it is German
Communist Hatsune Miku It’s not
@@tommyhittler well i don't know much German, okay
SOS
Your ability to turn speech into penis humor remains genius-level.
You dropped this 👑 King of YTP!!
Man, with the power of editing you can do so much. You can make any advertisement into something so hilarious with enough editing and effort.
That's the idea!
Eh schnitzelberg?
Thankfully, we have someone to do the Joj.
@@8squared007 HoH SiS
@@fandroid6491 HoH SIS
introducing the belt, the belt that belts.
Kinky...
every time, *_ALL THE TIME!_*
No shit.
The belt that belts your children
@@asterandromeda *NOT ANYMORE!*
When your dying of laughter and you realise your only two minutes in.
*you’re
Omg that just happened!
"EH, SCHNITZELBERG?"
Thanks, my dads brain is solely focused around that one phrase, and it has been for years because of this.
"The last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's fucking foot, but as it turns out that might be what you'd get"
Mister Awsum gææt
4:22 no one is talking about how funny this part is.
XD
Star Wars Dude 2710 😂
U can fuck right off
Star Wars Dude 2710 That wut say
We ar
Then when you want to take them off,
You can fuck right off
*EH,SCHNITZELBURG??*
Gets me every time XD
What is it mean
5:34 the content aware scale gets me every time 🤣🤣 amazing poop CS
Introducing Cock Slicer!
Fun fact: That's Cs188 IRL lol
Am I going crazy, or did you just upload two ytp's within a few days?
Nickolas Zuliy HES GOD
I grew up on this shit! Glad to know he's still going strong.
"the belt that belts"
FINALLY, A BELT SYSTEM FOR ME!
Remember it does it everytime
*AlL ThE TiMe*
Me too
Jontron reference
@@GiacomoAakbrGive yourself a goldfish you got it right!
_Finally, a gay meem!_
This is great, but now I'm seriously considering getting the sock slider for my Gran. YTP Advertising works haha
RobotnikPlays I’m going to hire cs188 to advertise my business.
Good thing I’m not the only one.
2:33 is so fucking genius
Jij JeJ
"You have painful depression!"
...eshession
@@problem3412 then when you want to take them off, you can fuck right off
@@milkbeforecereal7064 then when you want to take them off all you have to do is take them off (lel)
@@ILikeToasterStrudels9691 *then when you take them off, your feet stinks*
Eshesshion
After a long day, nice to have a good laugh, and this video delivered. 😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you sooooooooo much! 👍
it was funnyest video i ever watched
5:34 that face turning me on.
2:10
And even black.
And even black.
ChickenPika hello jesus
ChickenPika d
*AND EVEN BLACK*
And Even Black...
AND EVEN WHAT
Classic shosh.
2:18 You should've put "loose" first and then "tight", so it rhymes with "right" in the next line.
its even better that they didn't, ruins the rhyme
both of you are wrong might wanna listen a bit closer
Seconding what GrapeSauce said. I think the rhyme works no matter whether the "tight" comes first or second, but I think it works best when it's first :D
Also what's the name of this theme?
@@EvokerInvokerble you mean the name of the music? It's the Wii theme
“Howdy there Turner.”
“Shnitzelburggggg...”
Steve S. Ты чо кокил?
@@Mrfailstandstil _nyeeiin_
i turned on the Closed Caption and it said Genuine Asian Flavor, XDDD LMAOO I LOST IT! 0:44
System6 RailFanner I don't want to find out what genuine Asian flavor tastes like. I don't want to find out what my fellow Asians taste like. Or anyone for that matter. But I hope it's not something that makes people want to cannibalize Asian people.
@@shawnfields2757 well to be fair, yall eat cats and other weird shit over there-
Don't want.
@@problem3412 ...
wait?
2:26 you'll refund your comfort click, guaranteed.
Content ($)
This is a timeless classic, i remember watching this like 2 years and i came looking for this
These videos always remind me of some crazy shit that comes on adult swim late at night. Makes me feel like I'm tripping.
bruh it's so funny, I've been watching ytp for years and just found out that same thing about the late night adult swim videos. XD
You mean Sealab 2021?
I can definitely see this being on some kind of Off The Air lmao
2:06 - 2:17 made me laugh the harder than I have in awhile
What about 2:17 -2:30
Ratchet-ass
U can just kiss ur money buh bye and no fuking refunds
100% no fuking refunds
@@serjgaming1622 I want to know the music used at 2:17
Ey, Schnitzelburg!
3:05 when the car doesn't start
Also: Keep calm and *EH SCHNITZELBERG*
How do you manage to make an ad 6 minutes?
OnsuVensa 2 ads in 1 😎
yeah I meant to say two ads but like I already posted and don't feel like editing so it's whatever now
OnsuVensa well atleast CS188 loved you haha
father has praised me for my attempt at comedy, let us rejoice my comrade
OnsuVensa
That's the power of sus
"genuine Asian labor" im dyinggggggggggggggggggg
Its Funny Cause it Pretty True
0:44
Just like the kids
Trump loves this video
*"WHAT THE FUCK"*
The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone’s *fuchking* foot
bUt As It TuRnS oUt, ThAt MiGhT bE wHaT yOu GæT
Here comes Superman! Not anymore!
Omfg!!! I died at that part!!!😂😂😂😭😭😭
0:51 Introducing the *STUPID* Belt
**Chaingun sounds**
Marky Kat will be pleased
0:53 machine guns be like
This comment is underrated as fuck.
Introducing: The Stupid Belt! **Mows down the crowd with an MG 42.**
@@callumtheopossuprine7980 "Get down, get down!"
3:37 (fart) smell it, Michael Rosen said.
Why does every YTPer love Michael Rosen so much?
Introducing the stupid belt-
*gunfire*
It sounded like super
I thought it was super belt
0:49 Your sentence mixing is just awesome! Keep up the good work man!
Fun fact: all these silly gadgets are actually made for people with disabilities but because marketing teams want to reach a bigger demographic, they make these goofy advertisements showing people without disabilities.
Scalie Kisses you pic is cool is that off total drama island
I thought those were for old people who are pretty much physically falling apart
Eight Coins help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
your name says real adolf hitler,but are you really my grampa? I thought he died in the war?OPA BIST DU DAS?
Eight Coins no the fire and pill shit's all a hoax made up by Obama
Number 15: Burger King Foot. The last think you want in your Burger King burger is someone's fucking foot but as it turns out, that might be what you get. A RUclipsr uploaded a video to the site showcasing his feet in a burger with the statement "INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE DISCOMFORT". Admittedly he had socks on but that's even worse.
wait cs188 already liked this what the heck i posted this 2 seconds ago
Travelling TARDIS he be one magic Boi
And when you want to take it off, you can just *FUCK RIGHT OFF!*
That Burger King foot lettuce for me so hard
Travelling TARDI HAHAHAHAH
Am I turning you on?
*N O T A N Y M O R E !*
please dont
whyyyy :-(
5:35 You pink guy, the funny part is way right after that following sentence. It goes like this: "Introducing... C**k Slicer! The painful way to slice your..." And then the screen said "Actually no, let's not this time" because of that thing.
@@bruhchamp16593 please do not resist
SEMICOLON, BINCHES
“Introducing the Belt. The belt that belts.” That got me there...🤣
"Everytime, αʅʅ ƚԋҽ ƚιɱҽ!"
This video but every sex joke makes it go faster
End: Sanic speed
_g e n u i n e a s i a n l a b o r_
@@huzzzer6083 *What The Fuck*
Socks
Socks
Socks
Socks
Socks
Socks
Socks
Socks
Socks
Socks
Socks
SHHHHOOOOOEEESSSSS
*SHOES*
𝙎𝙤𝙨 𝙨𝙡𝙞𝙡𝙨
Ethan de Mocskonyi how do you do that font
LOL if you rewind it, it sounds like he's saying SuckSuckSuckSuck Shhoooooeeeesss xD
scantron that made me laugh 😂
People in the 80's: "there will be flying cars in the future!!"
People in the future:
Try and unreverse this:
ecnerefer erutuF oT ehT kcaB
@@ilmamartinez522 Back To The Future reference
@@ilmamartinez522, you actually wrote "Back The To Future reference"...
People in the future:
*The belt that belts*
nothingness?
3:40: *fart* "Smell it."
Bruh I'm dead! 🤣😂 I legit laughed for 5 minutes when I heard that! A ++++ editing! Great work on it!
I could use a belt made from jizz, eh schnitzelberg? Sus
2:05” If you hate yourself, you can get the ratchet ass Comfot Click belt for just 88 dollars, you can just kiss your money goodbye, and no fucking no refunds.” XD
Sold!!
cs188$ lol
I lost it at “it uses my buttcracks classic design”
*nyan nyan nyan*
If you hate yourself, you can get the ratchet-ass comfort belt for JUST 88 DOLLARS
Another CS188 classic. Don’t wear yourself out pimping these out too fast!
I'll pimp myself out whenever I want! (I know you meant "pump") ;)
DigiDuncan hi it’s preowned
Sus
i subscribed to this cheeky rascal for a reason
This YTP: 100% Satisfied
69 likes. Completely satisfied
@@horrorfan8785 Now there’s 90 likes. 100% un-satisfied.
Sock Slider: 100% UNSATISFIED.
"You can just kiss your money buh bye"
And no f**king refunds, guaranteed!
We’re out of order
:(
So there's the pervert. *Americano Plays*
Red: **literally breathes**
The entire server: 0:23
"You can fist anyone" I needed one of these belts
[Timmy Turner's Dad Voice] SCHNITZELBURG....
1:38 that buildup, and then that climax,, 👌
*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID XD*
Me: I hope I don't have sleep paralysis tonight.
*2am, sleeping*
2:17
“This belt it’s just right!”
5 seconds later
*It’s sheit*
Edit: holy shit this has 700 likes thanks
So what is it?
5:37 song?
Introducing the belt, the belt that belts every time
All the time
All the time
All the time
You have 666 likes at the time of this reply! Good luck!
@@BGTech1 Some variation of funeral march of a marionette aka the alfred hitchcock theme (I think).
I hate myself , so i'll buy the 88$ belt.
100% no fucking refunds
You can just kiss your money buh-bye!
"32 position, a jism position!" Why does this get me every time?
2:18
*cs188 you are a freaking genius*
Lyrics:
This loops too Tight
This Loops too Loose
This Comfort Click
Comfort click
Fits just right
You'll refund your Comfort Click
Guaranteed
ruclips.net/video/Q6CiEIimzpU/видео.html
So many references to HoH Sis I love it!
CS GOT ME WITH THE NECK
I AM NOT SAFE
Holy shit, you're alive!
Poops4theWorld you make great poops (ytp)
You will NEVER escape from, HoH SiS!
Poops4theWorld, hello.
Hey look who it is! Call a real fire man!
"The last thing you want in your burger is someone's fUkinG fOot"
Ah, genuine Asian labor. Just the way I like things made.
I take it you're a fellow American...
Indeed.
I'm so dumb lmfao, i thought that was actually part of the commercial