[YTP] INCREDIBLY HOT DULLICIOUS PISSA
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- Опубликовано: 29 июн 2022
- Some hot & fresh YTPizza, delivered directly from the oven-temperature depths of my backside.
Source list, in order of appearance:
Pizza Hut "Twisted Crust Pizza" ad (2001) - • Pizza Hut Twisted Crus...
Ore Ida Pizza Bagel Bites ad (1997) - • Ore Ida Pizza Bagel Bi...
Dominos "One Call Does It All" ad (1986) - • Domino's Pizza Commerc...
Pizza Hut "Twisted Crust Pizza" ad (2015) - • Twisted Crust Pizza Hu...
Papa Johns "Epic Pepperoni-Stuffed Crust" ad (2022) - • Video
Little Caesars ad (1992) - • Little Caesars Pizza C...
Dominos "More Than Pizza" ad (2022) - • More Than Pizza :15
Papa Johns "Epic Stuffed Crust" ad (2022) - • Video
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After watching this I immediately called Papajolapap and ordered a cs188. They had one word for me: erect dicks.
That's TWO words, kayak!
TooT
Sounds like it's been one AAAAAAAAAA those days.
Refuse delivery if it doesn't give you the taste the taste the taste the taste the taste the taste the taste the taste
I hope CS188 sees this comment.
If he does, my request is:
Name the next advertisement YTP “propaganda up your poophole”
"It's time to *_F U C K_* at Pizza Hut"
The enthusiasm behind the way he said "fuck" just ended me
And i mean HARD.
and that’s why no one out pizzas the hut XD
"Beggin' for a piece of that Butthole Pizza..."
YES! And it sounds so perfectly edited that you can't even hear the cuts! You know ur watchin a good YTP when the sentence mixin is seamless!
lol
"When your sleep schedule is abysmal, you can sleep anytime" Never felt called out by a YTP before, but there you go.
Too much fiddling with the coffee will keep you up
Relatable
Hit way too close to home.
watching this at 12:00 at night
*lols in australian timezones*
1:22 The mom looks so bewildered by the chaos around her, it's perfect
*WOHNAWOHNAWOHNA*
I agree the explosion at 1:55 was 100% necessary and was not added in for comedic purposes whatsoever
EDIT: This comment originally said how official captions/subtitles aren't up yet, but they are now. 😁
Yessir
Hello cs
Ok I guess
Hi
No worries
"Two times the flavor, two times the fun! It's time to fuck at Pizza hut."
And that is why, ladies and gentleman, is why you can never out pizza the hut.
👉🏻👌🏻🕖🍕⛺
Underrated comment. W
However, you can unpizza the Hut. It's called robbery.
The highlight was this bit for me
SuhuS
After like a month "WHEN SEAGULL'S ON A BAGEL, YOU CAN EAT SEAGULLS ANYTIME!" still absolutely slays me.
DO NOT EAT SEAGULLS
yooo its the maverick from omori
whats up mavricek
But when the pizza is on the bagel, YOU CAN SUFFERRRRR!!
@3:19 “Boy, you got boobs, LOLOL.”
Why am I rolling on the floor, laughing so hard at this?
SO that's what eh said, couldn't make out the words but I knew it was something along that line.
1:32 Wow, that might be the most epic "sus" I've ever heard.
Sounds like Jack Black playing Among Us
@@_ArmIa If your name is not ChilledChaos, _Among Us_ is dead forever.
it's 2022 Among us jokes is already dead
Lungs of steel
@@KuromiScarlet5030 they're undead
CS is just putting his ass out there for the world.
Even now, he's still using his ass
*Everyone liked that*
@Russell Hunter See ass 188
That’s RUclips’s ass.
@Russell Hunter 69 likes, so I won't.
3:22, I don’t know why but freaking poop bread just made me laugh uncontrollably.
😂😂😂
@@ashwinbaskar WITH EGGSTRA FRICKIN PEEPERONIS AND EXTRA FRICKIN
C H A
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@@vincesbiggestfan.9487 lol
Pizza pizza! !azziP azziP
Lmao
Hearing that singer go "OH FUUUUUUU-" is one of the finest YTP moments I've seen.
That's gonna take forever to clean that pizza
"When your sleep schedule is abysmal, you can sleep anytime!"
You know your audience so well, CS.
Felt called out by that one, its 3 in the morning and here I am watching cs
This YTP channel has nothing but works of art
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... (wait for it) ...UUUUUUUUUUUUS
It's called Night Owls.
"It's time to FUCK at Pizza Hut" has me laughing uncontrollably
Bitch me too I am fucking crying and my face hurts
Ooooohhh fuck me at Pizza Hut, fill me with the sauce.
@@InuYasha6651 Why did you have to call them a bitch do you want to fuck him.
@@joshshrum2764 why
@@Brutus_the_warden Ayyy man if he’s going to go their I’m going to make it even dirtier.
2:07 Damn 30 pizzas in less than a minute
And for the same price as 1 pizza?
What a deal!
wOoOw WoOoW
Perfect when you want to make a pizza party
“When seagull’s on a bagel, you can eat seagulls anytime.”
-cs188, 2022
Do not eat seagulls
@@invaderghostkungfuPlease don't
Love that song 😆
@@invaderghostkungfuPlease don't eat them
The intro never gets old “Just believe me don’t watch” 😂😂
Ikr 🤣
Thanks, I was never able to understand what was said in the intro.
that song is forever ruined for me
When you hear that into, you know some shit is about to go down.
@@Peetfighter Not a problem, Chef Ramsay. :D
"It's time to fuck at Pizza Hut"
Made me laugh so hard, that sentence mixing is really smooth there
I’m too horny now aahhhaaa.
SuHuS
@@bridgetsawamura56LMFAO
4:28 the "Oh No ThEy DiDn'T" has been stuck in my head for the past week
“Pizza goin’ down a Sofa!”
*record scratch*
“Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…”
Hahahahaha! I lost it at that part!
"We'll deliver a hot, disgusting pizza to you unless you call now!" Domino's is getting pretty aggressive with their marketing strategy.
And in case you were thinking of throwing the pizza away, our drivers will force feed you our pizza until you either pay up or until the driver runs out of slices
Note: The price will go down the more pieces you eat
Well, looks like I'm being force fed pizza either way. So I guess I'll pay for it.
nosehair pizza
The only time i have seen domino's delivery guys have been when they are already late and try to sell your pizza to random people on a plaza
@@WolfRider2002 Free discount AND free pizza? Sign me up
2:38 That edit was so clean, pizza hut is gonna have to get themselves a lawyer
😬*sweating*
@@cs188 Don't worry, cs. I'm sure you've got another $50k in Google Adsense revenue coming this week, right?
@@cs188 you're videos make me LMAO
@@ArthurCallahan899 what cab I irder you lol
Its time to f### at pizza hut
4:08 To the spicy Sussy Sus
To the... Oh No. *Sprays raid on the slice and gets a new slice and pretends nothing happened*
To the spider
🕷️
OH NO
To the spider
...
*OH NO*
2:25 "its not dilivery, its disgusting" - moistcritical
3:51 the ‘dooooomiiiiiinoooooos’ sounded weirdly satysfying
As long as I don't get the "tumor. Tumor! TUMOR!!" then I'll be ok
@@theajaxs720 Their tumors are hella overpriced. I heard the local antivaxxer does them for free.
It reminds me of those 2013 RUclips animations.
The “Tumor Tumor Tumor” part sounded satisfying too
@@BinglesP I know right?
2:38 I love that that little bit is so short, so simple and is really just one joke and it's pulled off perfectly.
It’s so addictive to listen to
Imagine if cs188 was in charge of Pizza Hut’s marketing, LMAO
one of my fav part
Two times the flavor, two times the fun.
It's time to _F U C K_ at Pizza Hut.
It sounds so real though lmao
"So is it breadsticks or is it a pizza?"
*"Yes"*
"What?"
"Did I stutter?"
"You're right, I should've never questioned the authority of the Hut, for I cannot out pizza it...understandable, have a great day"
"When bagel's on a bagel, you can eat bagels anytime!" this sounds like it should be the new slogan for both New York City and Montreal with how much of them they consume.
ngl i'd like some twisted crust pizza
@@bridgetsawamura56 okay but would you like some twisted cristed piss pizza
4:04 "And then *BaAaAaAaAaM*, yer ded." the funniest part 🤣🤣🤣
This is great. There's something about you taking the piss out of these obnoxious fast paced commercials that just makes me laugh unlike anything else.
I love how he only uses old ass ads from the 80s and 90s.
The crappy VHS quality just adds to the cursed value. Kind of like how Hotel Mario was the go-to back in 2008
@@franciasii2435 Not to mention the nostalgia factor... ^_^
@@franciasii2435 Not to mention the nostalgia factor... ^_^
@@franciasii2435 It's like how Big Beat Mario only feels right because of QuebecGamers' cromulent gameplay captures.
*Drink*.. 5 hour energy
I've been watching your YTPs for over a decade, and you still have the same juvenile sense of humor from when I was in high school. Nothing but sentence-mixing to make people say dick, piss, and shit jokes.
Thank you for staying true all these years.
These days I *do* try to make more clever edits if the source allows for it. But when I'm working with 30-second ads, there's normally not a lot of spoken content to work with, which means all I can do is grab the low-hanging fruit. I'm talking about balls of course, I like to grab balls.
@@cs188 Seriously, this one slayed me... just when I was done laughing at one joke, an even more fucked up one followed it and made me laugh even harder... that 80's/90's Domino's segment ended me.
@@cs188 don’t worry I like this hard compact nonstop action format a lot keep this formula in the mix pls & thx 🤝
@@cs188 There's no shame in making immature jokes, there's plenty of time in the day spent being serious. Half the reason I love your content so much is cuz it's fun to stop being serious and adult and just laugh at high quality sentence mixing
didn't expect to see you here curtis, hope you had a good day
Something about the guy's tone when you mixed "Little Caesars FREAKIN POOP BREAD" is absolutely collapsing both of my lungs right now
Lmao this
2:03 Call now and we'll deliver 30 pizzas to you in less than 1 minute.
"Look, go directly to Pizza Planet and eat some pizza- *No, Pizza Planet sucks."*
That was unexpected, and I love it.
There’s an actual Pizza Planet in MGM Studios in Florida. I was so hyped to eat there, being a big Pixar fan, but it does indeed suck.
@@governor_explosion I agree to, the food was a disappointment. .
@@governor_explosion Well, let me take a crack at it! ^_^ I think I might actually like it! :-)
@@governor_explosion No wonder woody, tried to stop buzz, from going.
I see we have the same tastes
"It's time to *_FUCC_* at Pizza Hut"
Sounds about right
SuHuS
That’s where i went to be laided as a pizza hut femboy dammit, but take me out for the pizza first i have standards despite my horniness.
1:09 🎵 Pizza Goin' down the sofa 🎵
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5:05 I like how in the original commercial, he says "sauces" but cs188 still makes him say "susses" anyway. xD
I don't know why I was so amused by "we'll deliver a hot dog!"
Also, I love the concept of a pizza place that threatens to deliver a pizza to you unless you call them and tell them to stop.
I think that's an actual SCP.
@@blacktigerpaw1 Are you referring to SCP-3275? Or is there another pizza entry?
@@orlandowordsmith6208 There are quite a few food entries. I do remember the eternal chocolate fountain one.
@@blacktigerpaw1 the endlessly replicating cake is a good one too - they have to consume it in its entirety or multiple new ones will keep popping up in random places
"When your sleep schedule is abysmal, you can sleep any time!"
I felt that.
0:26 The new *TWISTED CRISTED PISS*
From Hutza Hut
No, Pizza Planet Sucks, Its Free Breadsticks First, Then The Free Marinara Or Ram Ranch Dipping Sauce- Dude What??
as a certified pizza hut employee i can confirm this is accurate
I wanna try that epic pooperoni rusted crust ngl
Luigi look! It's a *W a f f l e*
That’s *NASTY* !
oh hey conner
Yo Connor, are you turning into Guru Larry? Because now I'm starting to see you everywhere too.
Call up Papa JoJ and get it delivered, just keep in mind that you might have to do it all over again.
_"What planet are you from? You eat your pizza first then stick your breadsticks up your nose!"_
Great poop, I always look forward to your newer videos.
_"You're twisted."_
"The new Twisted Noose Pizza frarf sus"
@@Brutus_the_warden You're a Twix.
You're a TWIX.
Look, go directly to Pizza Hut and stick breadsticks up your ass.
"You can't buy happiness. But you can buy pizza, and that's kind of the same thing." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I'm glad I have both Pizza Hut and Domino's at my palace's food court, Pizza Hut is a personal favorite of my bro Dennis Rodman, so we love to get some and watch a missile launch
Do you eat your pizza first, then stick breadsticks up your nose?
4:59 I have never heard such inspirational words before 🥲
LMAOOOO
If CS eats 40 pizzas in 30 days, will he officially become the next Papa JoJ?
nah he's gonna be the next papa jabba
And he’d probably do it all over again
Yes he
would 🙃
He’d definitely get the JoJ
And then he'd take a crap inside his pizza
I lost it at "stupid freakin' pizzas with extra freakin' chalk"
I laughed at it again just reading your comment and saying the words in my head. So funny!
*holiday chalk*
F R E A K I N P O O P B R E A D
Jerma, is that you.
Pizza pizza! !azzip azziP
1:56 A Completely Neccessary Explosion?! LOL!
There are so many amazing quotes from this YTP:
“When the seagull’s on a bagel, you can eat seagulls anytime!”
“Boy, you got bewbs. LAWL.”
“Get Little Caeser’s FREAKIN’ POOP BREAD.”
I can’t stop thinking about those quotes in particular.
5:00
"YOU COULD SUCK A BIG PENIS AT 4 IN THE MORNIN'!
Here are a few more:
"The new Twisted Cristed Piss Pizza from Hutza Hut!"
"When bagel's on a bagel, you can eat bagels anytime!"
"Call now and we'll deliver 30 pizzas to you in less than 1 minute."
"We'll deliver a hot disgusting pizzal to you unless you call now, Call Now, CALL RIGHT NOW, and we'll deliver a liver, and we'll deliver a caulk. WOWOWOWOWOW!!!"
Papa japa took a dick and stuffed it inside my mouth
"Sleeping in the morning, sleeping in the evening, sleeping at suppertime. When your sleep schedule is abysmal, you can sleep anytime!"
The fact that I remember that "losing your virginity to pizza" tweet...
Also I didn't know I needed "Sexy and I Know It" in a pizza box theme in my life, but now I can't live without it.
Just a throwback to a real old video of mine: ruclips.net/video/xT1pkdWHRQ8/видео.html
@@cs188 Oh my god, that video does not feel 10 years old! I quote that song anytime I think of Dominoes, lol. Also means I've been watching you for a decade or more...damn, where do the years go 😅
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Right? Feels like I just watched the Kesha videos for the first time just a few months ago... :(
If a commercial has 5.000 mathematically possible ways to combine words to funny sentences then cs188 finds at least 10.000 of them
To the spicy spicy saucy sauce, to the spider. *OH NO*
"Call now and we'll deliver 30 pizzas to you in less than one minute"
that's a good deal right there.
2:03 Sounds good to me ;3
CS definitely had the goal of trying to make pizza unappetizing.
“Papajons took a shit in the pizza”
It worked
2:39 i have never heard a cleaner FUCK edit than right here, actually blew my mind 🤣
It sounds like they actually said it
I think I might actually get a pizza today if my abysmal sleep schedule doesn't make me sleep all day
4:16 lmfao 😂
"WHEN YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE IS ABYSMAL YOU CAN SLEEP ANYTIME"
too true, too true
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!
4:09 the spider bit was perfect. Thank you.
God it makes me sick imagining a giant enemy spider on a pie.
Oh no thᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ!
@@joshshrum2764 that's a pizza
*O O O O O H H N O O O O O O O*
"Taste the tasteless pizza" had me dead
4:13 *"It's strange looking stuff!"*
"Each bite of this slice right here is gonna kill ya....then BAAAAAAAM, ya dead"
Now I'm cackling on the floor like a witch at 4am because of this line
yer ded
also don't you hate it when pizza is stuffed with F E B R E Z E
@@bridgetsawamura56 oH nO ThEy DiDn'T!
Your mom: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! ITS 4 O' CLOCK IN THE MORNING!
🎵🎶 you can cackle like a witch on the 4 at floor in the morning 🎵
"It's time to fuck at Pizza Hut" - so pepperoni, beef, and ham are not the only meats that'd be inside you when you go there.
I'm not remotely sorry.
Wtf
There will be more than ranch in you to
Sounds good
there will also be sausage and bacon inside of you
0:23 I love how the zoom in implies they will only allow you to get a public Breadstickjob for a limited time
Breadstickjob lmaooooooo
3:13 “I like goats and camels, and papayas are the worst fruit”
"Call now, and we'll deliver THIRTY pizzas to you in less than ONE minute!"
Pizza version of Cookie Clicker tho
Pizza Presser
"When your sleep schedule is abysmal you can sleep anytime"
meirl
2meirl4meirl
omg same
I can relate to this on a spiritual level!
4:03 Yeah! Tombstone is the best.
Oh boy
yer ded
2:58 No, No, NO, NO, NO!
2:54 Sums Up What What In The Robot
U MAD BRAH?
0:37 got me good already. Your editing is always top notch and never fails to make us laugh
Brainiac *Kayak*
It's like the glory days of YTP never went away whenever you post.
"We'll deliver a hot, disgusting pizza to you unless you call now."
I love how that's a threat.
It's beem exactly 1 year since this masterpiece has been posted
I laughed so hard at "THE TASTE THE TASTE THE TASTE" back then, and I'm so glad that you referenced it.
Also, Twisted Cristed Piss sounds tasty right about now. At the same time, that Freakin' Poop Bread sounds good, too. What do you suggest?
I was waiting half the video for that
What about those lava shit cakes?
The Chicken Italian pizza with extra roasted babies is so fesh.
I laughed my ass off at the taste it taste it taste it part too
3:28 "pissa pissa i smeel puzzy" i like that one lol!!!
I was smiling the whole video and sometimes giggling outloud
2:51 I'm dying aqaa
1:22 Sometimes, you gotta make fun of yourself.
That's been me pretty much since like 2016 or so.
I didn’t even realize that was cs188 lol
0:57 I can eat Seagulls anytime??? *DO NO EAT SEAGULLS* Well shit.
🎵When your sleep schedule is abysmal, you can sleep anytime!🎵 Well, I try to.
_Those watching this video probably have abysmal sleep schedules anyways_
😪😭
4:28 im dead ROFL LMFAO
oH nO tHEy DIdn’T! O-O
No joke, “It’s time to f*ck at Pizza Hut” may be one of the funniest sentences the English language can produce.
There's just something about the way Papajolapap's spokesman says "OH NO THEY DIDN'T!" that makes me laugh so much. 🤣
3:22 I feel so immature for laughing at the “freaking poop bread” haha
I’ve never stopped enjoying this man’s videos since 2018. Thanks for the laughs!
Add 10 years to that and that’s when most viewers started!
@@roddydykes7053 I too have been a great fan of cs since 2028
The true grand standard man he’s made poops way better than just reversed dialogue.
I can't believe this whole video was a testament to CS188's lust for pizzussy
Pizza tf lady that’s sexy then you would really be eating her out ayyyyyyy.
Very smooth mixing in this one. Also the explosion combined with the caption made me nearly choke on my food
"its breadsticks!"
"no its pizz-"
"ITS BREADSTICKS!"
"no it's breasts-"
that "oH nO ThEy dIdNt" was hilarious
That "it's time to fuck" in the pizza hut ad was so well mixed it hit me like an 18 wheeler
"CS188 is actually a chicken."
Sir Mix-A-Lot: And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin'...
What an instant classic. Ytp's are a true art-form. There's nothing else that hits it just right besides asmr.
1:09 _Pizza going down the sofa_
Hahahaha! I lost it with the pizza on the sofa part. I died laughing.
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Fun Fact: But There's a PS1 Controller & a Handle But I didn't see a Console but nice a to tribute to PS1 Cameo.
@@bridgetsawamura56 1:13 YOU GONNA NEED *TIDE*
@@cosmiccatalyst6448 when BAGEL’s on a BAGEL, you can eat *B A G E L S* anytime!
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As someone who works at a pizza hut, the pizza hut parts had me cry laughing🤣 also the fade out of 🎶 cheese bites and dynabites🎶🎶
it’s time to f a c k at pizza hut
Same lmao XD
"Each bite of this slice is strange stuff!"
Jose Hydrant: "It's strange looking stuff!"
The “kayak” get me XD
4:18 that "deick" actuallly looks like a real deick and I love it
Oh no they didn't! 😭
1:41 good to know dominoes is out here innovating. You can’t get free pizza for late delivery if there is no delivery
i remembered when people died from that good on you dominoes for forcing people to go to your restaurant to prevent car crashes
"when your sleep schedule is abysmal, you can sleep anytime!"